WEBVTT - Sober, Grateful & Iconic

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<v Speaker 1>Hello gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to Untraditionally Lala. Hello gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome back to Untraditionally Lala.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi T.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello. I know I was a little bummed about the

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<v Speaker 1>rain not happening on Sunday too, because I was like

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<v Speaker 1>really looking forward to staying in and doing nothing and

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<v Speaker 1>watching the Ravens shit the bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Again and again.

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<v Speaker 2>The season's over, but it's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>The season is over. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Heartbreaking.

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<v Speaker 3>Should we go earlier to a game?

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<v Speaker 2>I still rock with my team, no matter what.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, but should we go earlier instead of January.

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<v Speaker 1>To a game? I can't. That's the problem. So it'll

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<v Speaker 1>still be fun. Ocean's excited. She asked me yesterday, what

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<v Speaker 1>team is ours? I was like, the losing one.

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<v Speaker 3>The one that is not winning. But our other team

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<v Speaker 3>is winning. Our college team.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they're crushing it.

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<v Speaker 3>Utah. The running Utes.

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<v Speaker 2>They fucked shit up on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a number two. Wait, who lost? No one

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<v Speaker 3>gives a shit. I'm talking to nobody. So never mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Moving on.

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<v Speaker 1>But then all the rain happened on freaking Halloween.

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<v Speaker 3>Irritating.

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<v Speaker 2>Which I was expecting the opposite.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Because it said, I don't trust anything that

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<v Speaker 1>Apple says. It takes me the longest way ever when

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<v Speaker 1>I map out like my route.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It always takes me.

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<v Speaker 1>The longest way. The weather is always wrong. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>through Apple or like who do I pick.

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<v Speaker 3>The bone with? Who do we need to email about this? Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know because I put in when I was

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<v Speaker 3>taking you or no, when I was meeting you at

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<v Speaker 3>Brittany's Halloween party. That was fun. I put in her address. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>As I'm driving, I look down and it says like recalculating.

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<v Speaker 3>So I like looked at it. It was taking me

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<v Speaker 3>to UCLA.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>For whatever reason.

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<v Speaker 1>That happened to me. Brittany and I were in the

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<v Speaker 1>car for over an hour. And it was only, it

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<v Speaker 1>only was 15 minutes. But I should know.

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<v Speaker 3>Why am I, like, it was like wanting me to

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<v Speaker 3>turn around. And here's where I was like, I am

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<v Speaker 3>a sheep. And I turned around. And then we started

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<v Speaker 3>going the other way. And then I was like, this

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<v Speaker 3>is not right. So I like looked at it. I

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<v Speaker 3>pulled over. Everybody's like, what are you doing? I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>calm down. Calm down.

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<v Speaker 2>Have another drink.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Just be drunk back there.

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<v Speaker 2>Have another drink.

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<v Speaker 3>Shut the fuck up. We'll fucking get there. So I'm

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<v Speaker 3>looking at it and yeah, I just zoom out and

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<v Speaker 3>it's like UCLA. I'm thinking, when in the fuck have

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<v Speaker 3>I ever gone there? Never. I've never. We don't go

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<v Speaker 3>to college. School? What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>A grading system?

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<v Speaker 3>No. Not for me. But yes. So I will say

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<v Speaker 3>that Apple Maps and the.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of things that I love shitting the bed recently.

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<v Speaker 3>They are, but no one, it's like 90% chance of rain. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That only means 90%. That means the area.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>90% of my area.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a 90% chance it'll rain today. It's like, no, no. 90%

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<v Speaker 3>of that area is going to get rain.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But I like those odds.

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<v Speaker 3>Those are great odds.

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<v Speaker 1>I just have a hard time believing I'm in the 10%

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<v Speaker 1>that isn't going to get rained on.

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<v Speaker 3>Right. It's happened. It's happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Um, the other thing that I was very excited about,

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<v Speaker 1>cause I want to get into Halloween, but let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>about our Sunday first because, um.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, it was a rough Sunday. I had two naps, two.

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<v Speaker 1>Naps, but also I took my cake finally at a meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a great day. I got two chips. My

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<v Speaker 1>first sponsor ever. When I first got sober, came to

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<v Speaker 1>the meeting, she gave me a chip My sober sister

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<v Speaker 1>and my sponsor that I have now brought the most

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<v Speaker 1>gorgeous eight-year chip ever. It was like carved out these tiny,

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<v Speaker 1>delicate little flowers.

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<v Speaker 3>And you didn't even show me.

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<v Speaker 2>I did show you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you didn't. Yes, I did.

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<v Speaker 1>When?

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<v Speaker 2>Last night on the stairs.

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<v Speaker 3>I was, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, maybe I showed Ocean.

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<v Speaker 3>You probably showed, yeah. You didn't show me.

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<v Speaker 1>Ocean looked at the card that my sober sister and

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<v Speaker 1>sponsor gave me. And she copied it because right now

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<v Speaker 1>in school, she's learning to read and write. So I

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<v Speaker 1>have a card from Ocean that says, to mama, love Ocean, congratulations.

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<v Speaker 2>But she's writing downward.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you read it across, it's like, congratulations on

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<v Speaker 1>your eight sobriety.

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<v Speaker 2>It is so stinking cute. She woke up this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes, did you see my card?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, yes. And she goes, I'm really upset, mom,

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<v Speaker 1>because I wasn't quite finished and you weren't.

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<v Speaker 2>Supposed to see it. It was a surprise. Is that

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<v Speaker 2>not the cutest thing?

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<v Speaker 3>She is the cutest thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So now I have that in my drawer as well

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<v Speaker 1>with my eight year sobriety chips.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great. The meeting was fucking awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved the guy in the room who was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really fucking sick of AA.

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<v Speaker 3>It hits so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, dude, cackled.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, you know, when you have a headache, you

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<v Speaker 1>take Tylenol and it's over. He's like, I want that

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<v Speaker 1>to be with my drinking. I want my drinking to like,

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<v Speaker 1>Be over. Be over.

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<v Speaker 2>I want it to be done.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, but I know I.

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<v Speaker 1>Need the meeting, but like, I'm really fucking sick of

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<v Speaker 1>coming here.

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<v Speaker 3>Right. I'm sick of, I'm not kidding you. I call

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<v Speaker 3>my sponsor every day. It's been about 500 days of

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<v Speaker 3>calling him. I feel like, yeah, it's been a rough go.

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<v Speaker 3>And I felt that man when he said, I'm done

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<v Speaker 3>with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but then a guy who was celebrating 19 years

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<v Speaker 1>of sobriety, he's like, I feel you. Every year of

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<v Speaker 1>sobriety gets better. He's like, yes, life happens. But every

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<v Speaker 1>year that I hit, I'm like, I love this. And

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<v Speaker 1>that resonated with me a lot. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's been, I have my one year. I am now

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<v Speaker 3>day by day. But I can tell you right now

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<v Speaker 3>that even in the one year, it's been, there's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of things. I'm really starting to fall in love

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<v Speaker 3>with me. Does that make sense? Isn't that great? I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't know who I was because I was just drinking.

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<v Speaker 3>And now, like, I'm maneuvering my mental. And I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I kind of like who I am.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this for you, Jason. That's a really amazing feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that you're feeling that way.

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<v Speaker 3>I worked hard for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah, you did.

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<v Speaker 3>But yes, I can only imagine how you feel. Eight years. Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep them coming.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, right?

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<v Speaker 1>So we had a Halloween party at Brittany's the night

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<v Speaker 1>before Halloween.

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<v Speaker 3>It did not.

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<v Speaker 2>Get rained on. Thank God. This party was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>The amount of like just fine little details that she

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<v Speaker 1>put into it. She's got to have some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>show on like HGTV.

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<v Speaker 2>Like she must.

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<v Speaker 3>She's really good.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got an eye for everything. And like even though

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<v Speaker 1>she brings on a party planner, she approves like all

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<v Speaker 1>the details. Whereas me, I bring the party planner on

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, I don't even care.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I just want to come out and be set up.

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of flowers are you thinking?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't care. The ones you like. Whatever you like.

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<v Speaker 1>As long as you don't put a red rose or

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<v Speaker 1>a carnation anywhere in my line of vision, we're fine.

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<v Speaker 1>The one gripe that I had, I wore my weave

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<v Speaker 1>that goes down to like literally my hips and And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm leaning over talking to Brittany and there's actual lit

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<v Speaker 1>candles and I start smelling hair and this woman goes,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my.

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<v Speaker 2>God, your wreath's on fire. I was like, holy shit.

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<v Speaker 1>So then the rest of the party, it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>it smelled for a while. So I felt like I

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<v Speaker 1>had to announce like, if you smell the burnt hair,

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<v Speaker 1>just so you know, it is me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, not me. Just you're smelling it. I'm hiding. I'm embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was all about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, Yeah. It is what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>This party should smell like burnt hair.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right. It's fucking Halloween. Can we talk about Jason?

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<v Speaker 3>Best costume I've ever seen.

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<v Speaker 2>Jason?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't even know it was him. We kept making

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<v Speaker 3>like eye contact. And I was like, why is this

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<v Speaker 3>weird fucking guy keep looking at me?

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<v Speaker 1>Why is this weird fucking guy keep looking at me?

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, who the fuck are you? And then

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<v Speaker 3>he comes up and he goes, Houston. I go, get

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<v Speaker 3>out of here. He goes, do you know who I am?

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<v Speaker 3>I go, I do now.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know who I am?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Jason. Now I do.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, I had to.

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<v Speaker 3>Take off my hat. It was really tight. I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 3>whatever you're doing, you're just doing it right. He's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Jason and Janet. I love them both so

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<v Speaker 1>much it hurts. And when Janet gets drunk, her eyes

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<v Speaker 1>change and she has this like perma smile.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you drunk? Yeah, can you tell?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, everyone can tell.

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<v Speaker 3>You've been cheesing for 65 minutes, so yeah. You're like

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<v Speaker 3>the girl from Smile.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you, I just, I don't like a theme.

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<v Speaker 1>So Halloween is my fucking worst nightmare, right?

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<v Speaker 3>I hate it.

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<v Speaker 2>My worst nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've told everybody, just so you know, just so

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<v Speaker 1>you know, if you choose moving forward to have a

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<v Speaker 1>themed party, I will be coming as myself in whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is I want to wear. I deny them a theme.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm not too good for Halloween. I hate dressing up.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even wear jeans.

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<v Speaker 1>So for the Halloween of it all, I'm like, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Once Halloween approaches and someone has a Halloween party, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be the square. So I show up

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<v Speaker 1>and I do the Halloween bit. But anything beyond, if

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<v Speaker 1>it is not a holiday and you choose to have

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<v Speaker 1>a themed party, it's just not happening. Can I tell

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<v Speaker 1>you how I dressed? I dressed as myself and then

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<v Speaker 1>put an emerald green cloak on with a hood. and

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<v Speaker 1>was a dark magic witch. Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Love that.

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<v Speaker 1>But I wore just like what I would wear in

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<v Speaker 1>the wild. But a lot of people said, you look,

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<v Speaker 1>you're giving eras Taylor Swift. And I was like, well

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<v Speaker 1>that's got to be a good thing that means i

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<v Speaker 1>kind of yes everyone loves t swift and i kept

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<v Speaker 1>my hood on the whole night because that's what the

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<v Speaker 1>dark magic witches do i think right when i googled

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<v Speaker 1>they all had hoods on i wore a mask I

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<v Speaker 1>was not on topic. You didn't wear a mask at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time I looked over at you, your mask was

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<v Speaker 1>on the back of your head.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't see out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't have pupils for eyes?

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<v Speaker 3>But I walked in the house with it and everybody

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<v Speaker 3>was giving me dirty looks.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably because they didn't know who you were and if

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<v Speaker 1>we should all be concerned.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know. I guess in this world, maybe

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<v Speaker 3>be a little scared. But then I took it off

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<v Speaker 3>and then everybody was like, ah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just Easton.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just Easton.

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<v Speaker 2>I really liked my look.

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<v Speaker 3>You looked amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you who looked fucking stellar? Obviously, Brittany,

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<v Speaker 2>as always. But Amber.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Amber.

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<v Speaker 2>You should wear this every day of your life. She goes,

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<v Speaker 2>is it bad?

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to be covered in tattoos now. And

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<v Speaker 1>I remember back in the day, you guys, I was

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<v Speaker 1>in the Bahamas with our ex and their two kids. Clearly,

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<v Speaker 1>I was still drinking at this time. And Amber and

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<v Speaker 1>I were not getting along. And I remember London came

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<v Speaker 1>out and told me that her mom says tattoos were trashy.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was so offended and said something probably not

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<v Speaker 1>very nice to our ex. And I probably popped off

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<v Speaker 1>in some capacity of Amber saying that to London. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm actually digging the tattoos. And I

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<v Speaker 1>love that we've gotten past tattoos being trashy.

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<v Speaker 3>They're great.

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<v Speaker 2>I love them.

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<v Speaker 3>She was covered.

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<v Speaker 2>Chest, back, arms.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yesterday when we went to get your.

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<v Speaker 3>Cake, her arm was out and I thought it was

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<v Speaker 3>real for a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>They looked so good. And she made that headpiece.

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<v Speaker 3>She made that?

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, I had a vision.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to Hustlers in Hollywood and she got these

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<v Speaker 1>amazing like black latex lace up. It's probably two inch

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<v Speaker 1>platform plus the heel.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my God. She was crushing.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, they're so easy to walk in. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, this is your look. You should pick the

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<v Speaker 1>kids up from school in this.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe just what you do. Amber is fine. But if

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<v Speaker 3>you want to go on a date with that, hats

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<v Speaker 3>off to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Go on a mini date with that.

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<v Speaker 3>Go on a mini date. She did look, and she

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<v Speaker 3>looked good. I was like, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>She looked hella good.

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<v Speaker 5>Amber.

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<v Speaker 1>Amber.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Halloween.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you, so many people dressed up as

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<v Speaker 1>Lala from season four. Can we wrap it up? What

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, were you drunk? Yes. The best.

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<v Speaker 2>I was fucking lit.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that when you were the shih tzu?

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<v Speaker 2>The drunk shih tzu.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, with the candy necklace. Drunken shih tzu.

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<v Speaker 1>At Tom and Katie's engagement party. There were grandmothers there.

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<v Speaker 1>Family members.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. Let's wrap it up.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're Kristen Doty and Stassi are on this hill

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<v Speaker 1>giving a speech about Tom and Katie and how they're

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<v Speaker 1>so happy they're getting married. And I was just looking

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<v Speaker 1>around going, this is so fucking boring.

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<v Speaker 2>And I just spewed it out.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we wrap it up?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we wrap it up? What the fuck are you

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<v Speaker 1>talking about? And then I do this little drunk.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's staring at me. These poor little like old ladies

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<v Speaker 1>just clutching their pearls.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, who is this woman? Who is this girl?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is this shih tzu?

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<v Speaker 2>It was really bad.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't say. Well, in the long run, they did

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<v Speaker 3>wrap it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the speech was over after that.

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<v Speaker 1>And then in my confessional, I'm like, I was just

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<v Speaker 1>saying what everyone else was thinking.

0:13:50.250 --> 0:13:53.050
<v Speaker 2>And like, everyone was thinking that, but like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>that thing where you.

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<v Speaker 3>Did they come and tell you that that's what they

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<v Speaker 3>were thinking? Did they come and say, thank you for

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<v Speaker 3>saying that?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think everyone was like, this is what separates

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<v Speaker 1>animals from humans.

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<v Speaker 2>Is we think before we speak, you know, we think

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<v Speaker 2>before we do.

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<v Speaker 3>I was an animal. You don't say. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then that exact night.

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<v Speaker 1>We go to Sir for like the after celebration.

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<v Speaker 3>You were invited to that?

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<v Speaker 2>I certainly was.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how.

0:14:23.650 --> 0:14:25.450
<v Speaker 1>I think they were like, let's just keep the waters calm.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I proceeded to shove Kristen Toti.

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<v Speaker 3>I adore her, by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the night that I hooked up with James

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<v Speaker 1>Kennedy for the first time.

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<v Speaker 3>Wasted. You guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Eight years sober. Let's remember that. Let's focus on the

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<v Speaker 2>good parts. But so many people crushed it. They crushed it.

0:14:45.150 --> 0:14:46.650
<v Speaker 2>They looked just like me.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm going to go with that next year

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<v Speaker 1>for Halloween. I'm going to just be myself since I

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<v Speaker 1>hate Halloween, but love me. I'm just going to be

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<v Speaker 1>me every Halloween.

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<v Speaker 3>Me.

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<v Speaker 1>Me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Just choose different eras. If Taylor Swift can do it,

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<v Speaker 2>so can I.

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<v Speaker 3>Taylor Swift dressed as herself?

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<v Speaker 1>No, but she goes through her eras. Didn't she have

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<v Speaker 1>the eras tour?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, that will be me. Halloween. Halloween for me? She's

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<v Speaker 3>not like, this Halloween, we're going eras. Next.

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<v Speaker 2>For Halloween, going forward, the theme is.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to be eras tour, and I will dress up

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<v Speaker 1>as myself in different stages of life.

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<v Speaker 2>It just seems like the easiest route.

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<v Speaker 3>It is. Do you think it'll bring back a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of memories when you're dressing up as that person?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it'll actually send me into self-loathing and I

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<v Speaker 1>may relapse.

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe this is not a good idea.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to be dressed up as drunk Lala in

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<v Speaker 3>an AA meeting. Shih Tzu Lala. That's the thing. You're

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<v Speaker 3>going to be in an AA meeting dressed up as

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<v Speaker 3>yourself when you were drinking because it's going to trigger you.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to get to a meeting.

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<v Speaker 2>100%. I got to get to a meeting. That's how

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<v Speaker 2>I'd spend my Halloween.

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<v Speaker 3>That's, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but it actually made me really, really happy to

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<v Speaker 1>see so many people. You know, when you're living it,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like a little dark. Actually, I wouldn't even

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<v Speaker 1>know because I was too in it.

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<v Speaker 2>At that point.

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<v Speaker 1>But looking back, I still watch me and James on

0:16:16.270 --> 0:16:20.130
<v Speaker 1>Andy Cohen where I bust into song. And I have

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<v Speaker 1>to plug my ears.

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<v Speaker 3>And go, la, la, la, la. Celine Dion, you were...

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<v Speaker 3>I thought in my mind. No, just to let you know,

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<v Speaker 3>even if I'm in my bedroom swiping TikTok and something

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<v Speaker 3>of you comes up, I can't swipe fast enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I immediately hit not interested. Not interested in my

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<v Speaker 2>own self.

0:16:37.470 --> 0:16:39.290
<v Speaker 3>I don't even take the time to not interested. I

0:16:39.350 --> 0:16:42.390
<v Speaker 3>hope to God the 0.2 seconds of me swiping, it's like, okay.

0:16:42.410 --> 0:16:46.360
<v Speaker 2>They know he's not interested. It makes me cringe.

0:16:47.130 --> 0:16:50.300
<v Speaker 1>But when you see other people dresses that and then

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<v Speaker 1>do their TikToks, it's like, okay, this is pretty cool.

0:16:53.200 --> 0:16:57.180
<v Speaker 1>Like it's now turned into like, it's cringy, but like

0:16:57.970 --> 0:17:01.210
<v Speaker 1>what we call in the Bravo world, an iconic moment.

0:17:01.710 --> 0:17:06.050
<v Speaker 3>You know? Cause you have to find some, you.

0:17:05.869 --> 0:17:09.450
<v Speaker 1>Gotta find the silver lining in it all. Otherwise you'll

0:17:09.470 --> 0:17:10.750
<v Speaker 1>crawl in a hole and die.

0:17:10.890 --> 0:17:17.890
<v Speaker 3>Fucking cunt. But boy, it was iconic. Um, ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>So for Halloween, uh, we didn't have to film so

0:17:21.050 --> 0:17:22.869
<v Speaker 1>we could all take our kids trick or treating.

0:17:23.810 --> 0:17:27.970
<v Speaker 2>Ocean, I told you guys, she was that superhero, miraculous.

0:17:28.970 --> 0:17:29.990
<v Speaker 3>The miraculous ladybug.

0:17:30.050 --> 0:17:32.090
<v Speaker 2>Ladybug in Cat Noir. She was ladybug.

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<v Speaker 1>So my mom told you guys on the last podcast

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<v Speaker 1>that she wore her gloves before Halloween and cut a

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<v Speaker 1>hole through the finger. Well, then she put her mask.

0:17:41.250 --> 0:17:42.709
<v Speaker 1>She was supposed to have a purple wig. I put

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<v Speaker 1>it on her that morning. She was like, it's too itchy.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate this.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just did pigtails and red ribbons. She puts

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<v Speaker 1>her mask on. She looks adorable. I take the photos.

0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:51.600
<v Speaker 2>She comes home from school.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, where's your mask? This is your costume for tomorrow.

0:17:55.460 --> 0:17:58.280
<v Speaker 1>I pull it out of her backpack. It's drenched in water.

0:17:58.340 --> 0:18:01.830
<v Speaker 1>So the mask has peeled apart. I cannot fix it.

0:18:02.380 --> 0:18:06.700
<v Speaker 1>So the next day I said, do you just want

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<v Speaker 1>to be a cat? Gigi's being a cat. Mommy's going

0:18:09.570 --> 0:18:12.129
<v Speaker 1>to be a cheetah, which is basically a big cat.

0:18:12.590 --> 0:18:14.930
<v Speaker 1>It's quite literally what it is, is a big cat.

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<v Speaker 1>And she was like, And I told her how I

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<v Speaker 1>would do her makeup. That was the selling point. I

0:18:19.500 --> 0:18:21.619
<v Speaker 1>was like, I'll give you a winged liner. I'll put

0:18:21.660 --> 0:18:24.979
<v Speaker 1>on like some lip gloss and some shimmer on your cheeks.

0:18:25.820 --> 0:18:26.500
<v Speaker 3>And she was sold.

0:18:27.180 --> 0:18:28.219
<v Speaker 2>Did you see the photos of her?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I saw you guys before you left.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's right. You took the video.

0:18:32.890 --> 0:18:35.670
<v Speaker 1>Soso was in her cow costume with a name tag

0:18:35.690 --> 0:18:37.170
<v Speaker 1>that says, hi, my name is Lola.

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<v Speaker 2>Loved how many people in the comments.

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<v Speaker 3>Lavaca Lola.

0:18:39.950 --> 0:18:40.130
<v Speaker 1>Yep.

0:18:40.810 --> 0:18:42.449
<v Speaker 2>And people were like, Lavaca.

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<v Speaker 3>Lola, so cute.

0:18:43.260 --> 0:18:44.580
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>We're right here.

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<v Speaker 1>She loves it.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the greatest part about having little kids for Halloween.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

0:18:52.770 --> 0:18:54.129
<v Speaker 1>Well, first of all, you don't feel like a fucking

0:18:54.150 --> 0:18:56.150
<v Speaker 1>dumbass getting dressed up. I feel like a dumbass getting

0:18:56.170 --> 0:18:59.510
<v Speaker 1>dressed up for Halloween. As a grown-ass woman with a period,

0:18:59.670 --> 0:19:01.090
<v Speaker 1>it's like enough already. Okay?

0:19:01.530 --> 0:19:02.710
<v Speaker 3>I do not like dressing up.

0:19:03.050 --> 0:19:08.120
<v Speaker 1>It's the fucking worst. But with the kids, the little kids...

0:19:08.570 --> 0:19:10.490
<v Speaker 1>We go to this party in Toluca Lake. There's a

0:19:10.570 --> 0:19:13.470
<v Speaker 1>bounce house, taco stand. It was super cute. A bunch

0:19:13.490 --> 0:19:16.740
<v Speaker 1>of Ocean's friends. So she was running around. Sun goes down,

0:19:16.980 --> 0:19:19.600
<v Speaker 1>starts raining. We decide then it's time to go trick-or-treating.

0:19:19.619 --> 0:19:22.020
<v Speaker 1>I had raincoats for my kids. So it was like

0:19:22.100 --> 0:19:27.000
<v Speaker 1>all good. But we probably hit at most seven houses,

0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:27.400
<v Speaker 1>you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>At most.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, we went to so many houses. That's

0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:33.199
<v Speaker 1>the great thing about having little kids. You can manipulate them.

0:19:33.240 --> 0:19:34.859
<v Speaker 1>You can tell them that you hit like a hundred

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<v Speaker 1>houses and they won't even fucking realize.

0:19:38.160 --> 0:19:40.780
<v Speaker 2>So I put the kids in the car. Seven houses.

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<v Speaker 1>She says in the car, Mommy, when I get home,

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to count how much candy I got.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, fuck.

0:19:48.150 --> 0:19:53.689
<v Speaker 1>Well, my mom, who's... a seasoned trick-or-treating mother went to

0:19:53.710 --> 0:19:56.050
<v Speaker 1>the grocery store the day before and got a shit

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<v Speaker 1>ton of candy So I said, the deal is, Ocean,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to count your candy and have a

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<v Speaker 1>piece before bed, you have to wash your face off

0:20:03.460 --> 0:20:06.139
<v Speaker 1>before you count your candy. So I take her upstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>As we're washing her face, my mom dumps a shit

0:20:08.540 --> 0:20:09.640
<v Speaker 1>ton of candy in her bag.

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<v Speaker 2>She comes downstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>Cannot believe how many houses we hit.

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<v Speaker 3>She couldn't even count it all.

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<v Speaker 1>She couldn't even count it all.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, we went to so many houses. I

0:20:19.090 --> 0:20:20.399
<v Speaker 2>was like, I know we did.

0:20:22.530 --> 0:20:25.030
<v Speaker 1>We trick-or-treated our little asses off. We were in bed

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<v Speaker 1>by 8.30 watching Coraline.

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<v Speaker 3>It was awesome. I wasn't. I was jealous.

0:20:30.970 --> 0:20:33.149
<v Speaker 1>I know. Easton's at a freaking party with his friends

0:20:33.770 --> 0:20:35.970
<v Speaker 1>responding to all of my Instagram posts.

0:20:36.310 --> 0:20:37.130
<v Speaker 2>I'm so jealous.

0:20:37.450 --> 0:20:39.610
<v Speaker 3>Fuck you. I have a picture.

0:20:39.630 --> 0:20:41.930
<v Speaker 2>Sends me a picture holding like a Heineken Zero.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a couch. I found it. I'm the only.

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<v Speaker 1>One on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you just plant there the whole time?

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<v Speaker 3>You betcha. Like, yeah, I walked in the house or yeah,

0:20:52.210 --> 0:20:55.390
<v Speaker 3>I walked to the house and there's a DJ and

0:20:55.430 --> 0:20:58.950
<v Speaker 3>it's very loud music. And after 30 minutes, I'm like, okay,

0:20:59.770 --> 0:21:03.730
<v Speaker 3>I tasted this. I could go home now. Yeah. But

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<v Speaker 3>then all my other friends are drunk and they're like, ah,

0:21:06.170 --> 0:21:08.510
<v Speaker 3>let's have fun. So I found the couch and planted

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<v Speaker 3>my ass and hung out. Yeah. It's fun. The party

0:21:11.470 --> 0:21:14.790
<v Speaker 3>was fun. It's just like when you're sober and you, like,

0:21:15.350 --> 0:21:17.710
<v Speaker 3>I was just watching people and it was just like a, like,

0:21:18.140 --> 0:21:20.600
<v Speaker 3>one person would go from this drunk conversation, then they'd

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<v Speaker 3>go to this drunk conversation. And I was just watching

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<v Speaker 3>people just do a merry-go-round of conversations with people.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, when you're sober, you guys, you realize you're

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<v Speaker 1>in just a giant room with music playing. And then

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<v Speaker 1>you're looking at everyone and you're like, we all got

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<v Speaker 1>dressed up to sit in this room together.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm a little confused by the point of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And then it's like when people get drunk. But

0:21:42.230 --> 0:21:43.030
<v Speaker 3>sobriety's great.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it is.

0:21:43.810 --> 0:21:48.800
<v Speaker 3>And then when people get drunk, they lose like, conversational

0:21:48.859 --> 0:21:52.619
<v Speaker 3>skills self-awareness as well yeah like we'll be talking and

0:21:52.660 --> 0:21:55.990
<v Speaker 3>it's the weirdest thing they'll just be like you'll tell

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<v Speaker 3>them something and it's there's something supposed to come back

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<v Speaker 3>to you and they just like go yeah smile you

0:22:02.630 --> 0:22:04.510
<v Speaker 3>can go all right i'll be back in a bit

0:22:04.530 --> 0:22:07.590
<v Speaker 3>man and it's like okay it couldn't be weirder And

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<v Speaker 3>then they do come back and it's like, oh, damn,

0:22:09.730 --> 0:22:10.490
<v Speaker 3>you did come back.

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<v Speaker 1>Or see, I haven't run into that. I've run into

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<v Speaker 1>someone telling me the exact same story over.

0:22:16.570 --> 0:22:17.230
<v Speaker 2>And over again.

0:22:17.270 --> 0:22:19.270
<v Speaker 1>And then they'll finish the story and start back at

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<v Speaker 1>square one. And that's when I know it's my time

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<v Speaker 1>to go. I always know the tipping point when someone's

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<v Speaker 1>looking at me, but they're looking actually through me.

0:22:27.440 --> 0:22:30.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it's time for me. I need to go.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's they don't even remember that I'm here.

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<v Speaker 3>No. And you don't even have to say goodbye because

0:22:35.300 --> 0:22:39.570
<v Speaker 3>that's the best part. Because then they're like, oh, did

0:22:39.609 --> 0:22:41.350
<v Speaker 3>I say goodbye? Yeah, we did. We said goodbye.

0:22:41.430 --> 0:22:42.410
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we had a full conversation.

0:22:42.430 --> 0:22:45.870
<v Speaker 3>Don't you remember? That's where I manipulate.

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<v Speaker 2>You may need to look into that.

0:22:49.750 --> 0:22:53.030
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm an Irish goodbyer. And then I text you.

0:22:53.550 --> 0:22:56.790
<v Speaker 3>Couldn't find you. Thanks for... Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The crazy thing is, though, is like if I were

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<v Speaker 1>in a room with a bunch of... Like, I'm still

0:23:02.230 --> 0:23:04.400
<v Speaker 1>the funnest bitch in the room sober. Like, and I'll

0:23:04.440 --> 0:23:07.199
<v Speaker 1>stand 10 toes down on that. I can hold a conversation.

0:23:07.680 --> 0:23:08.300
<v Speaker 1>I'll laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll still dance my ass off. Like I'm having a

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<v Speaker 2>good time.

0:23:12.830 --> 0:23:15.369
<v Speaker 1>And what's great is when I'm done, I remember the

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<v Speaker 1>night and I can get in my own car and

0:23:18.030 --> 0:23:19.810
<v Speaker 1>drive my ass home and I go to bed without

0:23:19.850 --> 0:23:20.330
<v Speaker 1>the spins.

0:23:21.430 --> 0:23:23.810
<v Speaker 2>But staying up past 10 o'clock.

0:23:24.030 --> 0:23:25.250
<v Speaker 3>It's like a hangover for me.

0:23:25.310 --> 0:23:28.830
<v Speaker 1>It feels like I have been drinking. And I don't

0:23:28.869 --> 0:23:30.910
<v Speaker 1>know if anybody who's sober can relate to that. Like

0:23:31.150 --> 0:23:34.480
<v Speaker 1>after a certain point at night, I went to bed

0:23:35.060 --> 0:23:38.120
<v Speaker 1>after that party on the 30th at Brittany's. I probably

0:23:38.160 --> 0:23:40.380
<v Speaker 1>went to bed at 2. The next day, you guys,

0:23:40.540 --> 0:23:42.840
<v Speaker 1>I was so wrecked. I was concerned about taking my

0:23:42.859 --> 0:23:48.200
<v Speaker 1>children trick-or-treating. My eyes were like fucked up. My stomach

0:23:48.260 --> 0:23:49.580
<v Speaker 1>felt churny.

0:23:49.640 --> 0:23:51.820
<v Speaker 2>I had a headache. My neck was aching.

0:23:51.840 --> 0:23:54.590
<v Speaker 3>Like I just. I went to bed at 4 a.m.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds awful.

0:23:55.810 --> 0:23:57.290
<v Speaker 3>No, it was the worst thing in the world.

0:23:57.310 --> 0:23:58.230
<v Speaker 2>That sounds awful.

0:23:58.310 --> 0:24:01.270
<v Speaker 3>It was awful. But I had fun. We just sat

0:24:01.290 --> 0:24:02.650
<v Speaker 3>in the hot tub. So that was good.

0:24:03.410 --> 0:24:03.730
<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

0:24:03.770 --> 0:24:06.010
<v Speaker 3>I got that text. Yeah, I got home. We got

0:24:06.070 --> 0:24:06.869
<v Speaker 3>home at like midnight.

0:24:07.830 --> 0:24:09.410
<v Speaker 2>Oh, so you were at home.

0:24:09.470 --> 0:24:11.500
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. We got home at like midnight and then we

0:24:11.520 --> 0:24:12.900
<v Speaker 3>just sat in the hot tub and then we just

0:24:12.940 --> 0:24:13.879
<v Speaker 3>chatted and watched some TV.

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<v Speaker 1>The hard thing about that for me though, is if

0:24:17.180 --> 0:24:18.980
<v Speaker 1>you put me in bed at four, I need at

0:24:19.020 --> 0:24:21.210
<v Speaker 1>least an hour to unwind. Then you're putting me at,

0:24:21.390 --> 0:24:24.690
<v Speaker 1>you know, five, five 30. We got a real situation

0:24:24.730 --> 0:24:26.730
<v Speaker 1>now because the sun's going to be popping up.

0:24:26.830 --> 0:24:28.290
<v Speaker 3>And that's why I went to bed at four because

0:24:28.330 --> 0:24:30.629
<v Speaker 3>I had to do my little routine. I had to

0:24:31.040 --> 0:24:34.280
<v Speaker 3>watch a little show and crawl in my bed. I

0:24:34.320 --> 0:24:36.159
<v Speaker 3>can't crawl into bed and just go to bed. I

0:24:36.200 --> 0:24:38.459
<v Speaker 3>have to watch my show. I have to routine so

0:24:38.520 --> 0:24:41.100
<v Speaker 3>I can sleep well. I love this. But yeah, no,

0:24:41.140 --> 0:24:44.140
<v Speaker 3>I woke up four hours of sleep and I felt

0:24:44.200 --> 0:24:47.800
<v Speaker 3>like I got hit by a train. I had two naps.

0:24:48.840 --> 0:24:53.380
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know. Sunday, Saturday was rough and Sunday was rough.

0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:55.180
<v Speaker 2>Rough, rough.

0:24:55.330 --> 0:24:57.250
<v Speaker 3>I'm still like feeling it today.

0:24:57.310 --> 0:24:59.109
<v Speaker 1>But I knew I had, I knew because I was

0:24:59.150 --> 0:25:03.590
<v Speaker 1>supposed to get my cake last Sunday and And then

0:25:03.990 --> 0:25:07.130
<v Speaker 1>Janet planned that surprise like get together at the house.

0:25:07.430 --> 0:25:10.359
<v Speaker 1>So I canceled and got it this Sunday. I was like,

0:25:10.380 --> 0:25:13.440
<v Speaker 1>there's no version of me not going.

0:25:13.220 --> 0:25:15.020
<v Speaker 2>To collect my cake. Like I have to be able

0:25:15.060 --> 0:25:15.700
<v Speaker 2>to celebrate.

0:25:17.460 --> 0:25:19.330
<v Speaker 1>I want to talk about this story very, very quickly

0:25:19.480 --> 0:25:23.350
<v Speaker 1>because it's really cute. So Sosa was having a meltdown

0:25:23.390 --> 0:25:26.210
<v Speaker 1>the other night, you guys, like losing her mind. And

0:25:26.250 --> 0:25:30.469
<v Speaker 1>I could not understand why everything that I gave her,

0:25:30.530 --> 0:25:31.710
<v Speaker 1>she swatted away.

0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:36.140
<v Speaker 2>So I let her know, like, I'm over the tantrum.

0:25:36.180 --> 0:25:38.520
<v Speaker 1>If you choose to continue, that's on you. But like,

0:25:38.560 --> 0:25:40.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to sit on the couch. And I quite

0:25:40.619 --> 0:25:42.359
<v Speaker 1>literally said that to her. So I go and I

0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:44.860
<v Speaker 1>sit on the couch. She gets out of the chair, sobbing,

0:25:44.940 --> 0:25:47.710
<v Speaker 1>grabs my hand, takes me upstairs. She's starting to calm

0:25:47.730 --> 0:25:49.149
<v Speaker 1>down as we go up the stairs. I'm like, oh,

0:25:49.190 --> 0:25:50.389
<v Speaker 1>she wants to go play in the playroom.

0:25:50.650 --> 0:25:51.010
<v Speaker 3>Got it.

0:25:51.750 --> 0:25:55.609
<v Speaker 1>Takes me into my bathroom, grabs all the hair stuff,

0:25:56.330 --> 0:25:57.990
<v Speaker 1>puts it on the ground, sits in front of the

0:25:58.030 --> 0:26:01.250
<v Speaker 1>mirror and is pointing to her hair going, hello, mama,

0:26:01.270 --> 0:26:01.530
<v Speaker 1>I am.

0:26:02.100 --> 0:26:03.620
<v Speaker 3>Hello, mama. Hello.

0:26:04.550 --> 0:26:05.630
<v Speaker 2>She wanted me to do her hair.

0:26:06.330 --> 0:26:08.429
<v Speaker 1>She was upset that her hair was not done and

0:26:08.470 --> 0:26:11.310
<v Speaker 1>she was so upset about it. She did the same

0:26:11.350 --> 0:26:14.090
<v Speaker 1>thing this morning. She started getting whiny. I thought she

0:26:14.150 --> 0:26:18.030
<v Speaker 1>wanted a snack. She takes me upstairs into her bedroom,

0:26:18.590 --> 0:26:21.470
<v Speaker 1>points at this dress, like this very, my girls are

0:26:21.650 --> 0:26:22.480
<v Speaker 1>very girly.

0:26:22.740 --> 0:26:24.380
<v Speaker 2>I don't get, I don't know where they get that from.

0:26:24.840 --> 0:26:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Points at this tutu dress, grabs it, lays herself on

0:26:28.340 --> 0:26:30.400
<v Speaker 1>the ground for me to take her clothes off.

0:26:31.040 --> 0:26:31.720
<v Speaker 2>I put her in it.

0:26:32.230 --> 0:26:37.410
<v Speaker 1>She walks up to where her shoes are, goes like this. Shoes, mama,

0:26:37.430 --> 0:26:39.940
<v Speaker 1>like pats her chin, like which ones shall I wear?

0:26:39.960 --> 0:26:43.700
<v Speaker 1>Then we go into my bathroom. She grabs the hair stuff,

0:26:43.760 --> 0:26:46.199
<v Speaker 1>including the butterfly clips that we used to wear as

0:26:46.260 --> 0:26:46.940
<v Speaker 1>little girls.

0:26:46.980 --> 0:26:47.919
<v Speaker 2>As millennial girls.

0:26:48.980 --> 0:26:50.840
<v Speaker 1>And she had me do her hair and she was

0:26:51.260 --> 0:26:52.020
<v Speaker 1>feeling herself.

0:26:52.420 --> 0:26:53.660
<v Speaker 3>No, I thought she had plans.

0:26:55.530 --> 0:26:56.210
<v Speaker 2>Oh, she did.

0:26:56.250 --> 0:26:57.790
<v Speaker 1>It was to come with us, which is why we

0:26:57.830 --> 0:27:00.390
<v Speaker 1>heard her screaming bloody murder as we left to come podcast.

0:27:00.700 --> 0:27:02.480
<v Speaker 3>I know I usually get out of the house so

0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:04.159
<v Speaker 3>I don't have to hear it or deal with it.

0:27:04.359 --> 0:27:07.120
<v Speaker 1>I told mom you have to tell Cece to take

0:27:07.140 --> 0:27:09.020
<v Speaker 1>her out today because she's like really.

0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:10.180
<v Speaker 3>Looking forward to leaving us. Guess what would have been

0:27:10.200 --> 0:27:10.419
<v Speaker 3>really good?

0:27:10.720 --> 0:27:10.840
<v Speaker 1>What?

0:27:10.859 --> 0:27:13.119
<v Speaker 3>If mom went on a walk with her.

0:27:13.340 --> 0:27:14.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that ain't happening.

0:27:15.300 --> 0:27:16.879
<v Speaker 3>That is not happening. A boy can dream.

0:27:28.790 --> 0:27:30.130
<v Speaker 2>Let's get into pop culture.

0:27:30.230 --> 0:27:33.350
<v Speaker 1>Martha Stewart facing backlash after dressing like a homeless person

0:27:33.390 --> 0:27:34.030
<v Speaker 1>for Halloween.

0:27:34.090 --> 0:27:36.950
<v Speaker 2>She wore ripped up clothes, dirt on her face. Did

0:27:36.970 --> 0:27:37.570
<v Speaker 2>you see the photo?

0:27:37.850 --> 0:27:38.629
<v Speaker 3>It wasn't great.

0:27:38.690 --> 0:27:39.190
<v Speaker 2>It was bad.

0:27:39.820 --> 0:27:41.490
<v Speaker 3>It was really bad. Is she just trying?

0:27:41.520 --> 0:27:43.680
<v Speaker 2>Dirt on her face and held a sign that said,

0:27:43.840 --> 0:27:44.459
<v Speaker 2>I am hungry.

0:27:44.500 --> 0:27:48.200
<v Speaker 3>Help me. Doesn't she have a cookbook?

0:27:48.880 --> 0:27:52.460
<v Speaker 2>It was supposed to be promoting her candle. I don't understand.

0:27:52.480 --> 0:27:54.340
<v Speaker 3>A homeless candle? What does it smell like? B.O.

0:27:55.290 --> 0:27:57.210
<v Speaker 1>Well, by the way, she confirmed, because for a moment

0:27:57.230 --> 0:27:58.770
<v Speaker 1>I looked at it, I was like, that looks like AI.

0:27:58.790 --> 0:28:01.450
<v Speaker 1>There's no fucking way Martha, who's been in this game

0:28:01.470 --> 0:28:04.050
<v Speaker 1>for like 70 years, would.

0:28:03.910 --> 0:28:05.130
<v Speaker 2>Do something like this.

0:28:06.109 --> 0:28:11.270
<v Speaker 1>And like, by the way, I'm down for Martha. Like,

0:28:11.710 --> 0:28:14.670
<v Speaker 1>Martha is my bitch, but what are we doing?

0:28:15.230 --> 0:28:18.420
<v Speaker 2>I mean, who approved this? Who approved this message?

0:28:18.440 --> 0:28:19.960
<v Speaker 3>I don't understand.

0:28:21.100 --> 0:28:23.570
<v Speaker 2>And then she confirms, I told Justin, I was like, AI.

0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:27.230
<v Speaker 1>100% she's going to make a statement in the next

0:28:27.290 --> 0:28:28.950
<v Speaker 1>hour that says this is bullshit. Nope.

0:28:29.530 --> 0:28:30.550
<v Speaker 3>All right. But between the.

0:28:30.510 --> 0:28:33.290
<v Speaker 1>Selfies and then her saying next up is my nudes

0:28:33.350 --> 0:28:35.730
<v Speaker 1>or whatever, I'm like, Marza, you've got my attention. And

0:28:35.750 --> 0:28:37.770
<v Speaker 1>then with this, I'm like, oh man, she's got a

0:28:37.810 --> 0:28:40.390
<v Speaker 1>new cookbook coming up. Something's happening.

0:28:41.540 --> 0:28:45.300
<v Speaker 3>Talk good. Talk bad. As long as you talk about me.

0:28:45.300 --> 0:28:47.520
<v Speaker 2>No, that's where there is a fine line.

0:28:47.540 --> 0:28:50.020
<v Speaker 3>I think there's a thick line.

0:28:50.040 --> 0:28:50.300
<v Speaker 1>It is.

0:28:51.450 --> 0:28:54.650
<v Speaker 3>This one's thick. This one is pretty apparent. What do

0:28:54.670 --> 0:28:54.890
<v Speaker 3>you think?

0:28:54.910 --> 0:28:56.230
<v Speaker 2>She's going to be fully canceled.

0:28:57.210 --> 0:29:00.030
<v Speaker 3>It's Martha Stewart. I don't think she'll get canceled.

0:29:00.070 --> 0:29:01.830
<v Speaker 1>I don't think she'll get canceled either, but I think

0:29:01.990 --> 0:29:04.450
<v Speaker 1>like definitely she should like not do that again.

0:29:04.650 --> 0:29:04.860
<v Speaker 3>No.

0:29:05.120 --> 0:29:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Come on, Martha. We got to get our shit together.

0:29:08.140 --> 0:29:10.140
<v Speaker 1>You know how you make this whole problem go away?

0:29:10.620 --> 0:29:14.200
<v Speaker 1>You post the nude. Or you release the nude.

0:29:14.560 --> 0:29:16.580
<v Speaker 3>That's what I would do. Okay.

0:29:16.640 --> 0:29:18.100
<v Speaker 2>Release the nude.

0:29:18.140 --> 0:29:20.140
<v Speaker 3>Yes, but that's a selfish way to get out of it.

0:29:20.980 --> 0:29:22.660
<v Speaker 1>You don't get to just dress up like that as

0:29:22.720 --> 0:29:25.840
<v Speaker 1>a fucking billionaire and think that that's going to be okay.

0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:26.500
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:29:26.780 --> 0:29:31.390
<v Speaker 2>Nah, girl. Wrong day and age. Missed the mark. Missed

0:29:31.430 --> 0:29:34.110
<v Speaker 2>your mark. Your age is showing.

0:29:34.150 --> 0:29:36.550
<v Speaker 3>I was just going to say, I feel like that's

0:29:36.590 --> 0:29:38.410
<v Speaker 3>her age. Like, yeah.

0:29:38.570 --> 0:29:38.910
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:29:39.610 --> 0:29:41.030
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. It is her age.

0:29:41.850 --> 0:29:42.930
<v Speaker 2>Got to keep up with the times.

0:29:43.070 --> 0:29:44.850
<v Speaker 1>If you're going to be rocking it into your 80s

0:29:44.890 --> 0:29:46.840
<v Speaker 1>and 90s, got to keep up with the times.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you can't keep up, you got to hire

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<v Speaker 3>somebody that is.

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<v Speaker 1>100%. Todd and Julie Chrisley got his and hers facelifts together.

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<v Speaker 3>Ha! If I had a wife and she was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting a facelift, I was like, well, make two.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think Todd needed one. He was pretty Papa John'd.

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<v Speaker 3>Who cares?

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:10.820
<v Speaker 2>He was Papa'd out.

0:30:11.860 --> 0:30:12.780
<v Speaker 3>Nothing wrong with one more.

0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:16.320
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that cheese was tight on that pizza, you know?

0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:23.390
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it might have started to melt away. I

0:30:23.390 --> 0:30:23.870
<v Speaker 3>don't know.

0:30:24.050 --> 0:30:26.630
<v Speaker 2>I think it could have stood a little dragging. It

0:30:26.670 --> 0:30:28.350
<v Speaker 2>needed to loosen up a bit.

0:30:28.770 --> 0:30:31.390
<v Speaker 3>Oh, really? Maybe he loosened it up.

0:30:32.370 --> 0:30:34.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you go in for a face drop.

0:30:35.190 --> 0:30:39.740
<v Speaker 1>You go in for a face lift. And Julie, can

0:30:39.760 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 1>I tell you? I always thought she was so beautiful.

0:30:42.060 --> 0:30:44.820
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know who we're talking about.

0:30:44.840 --> 0:30:46.840
<v Speaker 1>You don't know Todd and Julie Chrisley? They went to

0:30:47.580 --> 0:30:51.920
<v Speaker 1>prison and Trump pardoned them. You don't remember these people?

0:30:52.240 --> 0:30:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Chrisley knows best.

0:30:54.790 --> 0:30:56.610
<v Speaker 3>Oh my God, he got another facelift.

0:30:56.630 --> 0:30:58.950
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he didn't need it. And she's so pretty. I

0:31:00.670 --> 0:31:03.380
<v Speaker 1>love blonde hair and brown eyes. It's like my favorite.

0:31:04.200 --> 0:31:08.180
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this is goals. I don't really

0:31:08.220 --> 0:31:10.080
<v Speaker 1>know that I want my mans to be like, hey,

0:31:10.140 --> 0:31:11.380
<v Speaker 1>I'll get a facelift with you.

0:31:11.420 --> 0:31:12.620
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, what?

0:31:13.460 --> 0:31:15.479
<v Speaker 1>I like men with a little wrinklage on them. Like

0:31:15.520 --> 0:31:20.120
<v Speaker 1>I like a man. You like somebody who seems shit. Yeah,

0:31:20.140 --> 0:31:23.800
<v Speaker 1>some grit. Even men have to be very careful with Botox.

0:31:23.880 --> 0:31:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Like when you go into Lee and you get your

0:31:25.940 --> 0:31:32.550
<v Speaker 1>little stuff done, a fine line between good and Papa John.

0:31:32.620 --> 0:31:34.510
<v Speaker 3>Well, it's been a while if we can't tell.

0:31:36.650 --> 0:31:39.290
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but see, you don't want to not be able

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<v Speaker 1>to lift your eyes.

0:31:40.130 --> 0:31:43.170
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I would like it to not be wrinkled

0:31:43.250 --> 0:31:47.220
<v Speaker 3>at 40. I'm already wrinkled. You don't want.

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<v Speaker 2>To be a Sharpay by the time you're 40.

0:31:48.920 --> 0:31:50.620
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to look like my dad at Vorney.

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<v Speaker 2>That was stress and you're living the dream.

0:31:53.610 --> 0:31:57.270
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So whenever you want to like complain about life.

0:31:57.490 --> 0:31:59.120
<v Speaker 3>When do I ever complain about life?

0:31:59.280 --> 0:32:02.300
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't say complain. Whenever you are feeling down and out.

0:32:02.580 --> 0:32:04.700
<v Speaker 2>Just know. All is good, man.

0:32:04.900 --> 0:32:07.450
<v Speaker 3>No, life is good. But we even talked about it.

0:32:07.510 --> 0:32:09.830
<v Speaker 3>I deserve this life. I had to find my dad dead.

0:32:09.850 --> 0:32:09.910
<v Speaker 1>So.

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<v Speaker 3>Fucking bring it on you know there should never be

0:32:17.060 --> 0:32:19.480
<v Speaker 3>anything that i have to see ever again nothing oh

0:32:20.820 --> 0:32:23.560
<v Speaker 3>that is i was dancing i was so confused.

0:32:23.070 --> 0:32:27.230
<v Speaker 1>That hey wake up fuck you didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

0:32:30.910 --> 0:32:33.870
<v Speaker 3>I got the comedian the comedian inside is from him

0:32:33.950 --> 0:32:37.010
<v Speaker 3>that he would he's laughing with me right now maybe

0:32:37.050 --> 0:32:38.050
<v Speaker 3>on the inside my face.

0:32:37.890 --> 0:32:54.390
<v Speaker 1>Hurts Doug Shepard about Kate Hudson. We were making out

0:32:54.410 --> 0:32:59.710
<v Speaker 1>fucking all day long. This feels a little weird, you guys,

0:32:59.870 --> 0:33:01.630
<v Speaker 1>that he would say this about an ex.

0:33:01.490 --> 0:33:03.110
<v Speaker 2>When he's like fully married with kids.

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<v Speaker 1>I would not feel the need if I had even

0:33:07.640 --> 0:33:12.870
<v Speaker 1>just like a boyfriend to talk about my ex and

0:33:12.930 --> 0:33:14.710
<v Speaker 1>what we used to do like that just feels so

0:33:14.780 --> 0:33:17.180
<v Speaker 1>wrong to me like if i had a boyfriend and

0:33:17.260 --> 0:33:20.560
<v Speaker 1>he like decided to talk about you know to my

0:33:20.640 --> 0:33:23.300
<v Speaker 1>friends or a group of people like oh yeah we

0:33:23.380 --> 0:33:25.360
<v Speaker 1>used to like make out and fuck all day i'd

0:33:25.380 --> 0:33:27.960
<v Speaker 1>be like and this relationship's over because like what the

0:33:28.000 --> 0:33:30.660
<v Speaker 1>fuck was that yeah what would possess you to say

0:33:30.720 --> 0:33:33.290
<v Speaker 1>something like that who are you like i'm aware you

0:33:33.310 --> 0:33:35.290
<v Speaker 1>weren't a virgin when we met like i.

0:33:35.190 --> 0:33:37.610
<v Speaker 3>I know this but i don't need to know but i.

0:33:37.610 --> 0:33:39.460
<v Speaker 2>Don't need to know At all.

0:33:40.050 --> 0:33:40.410
<v Speaker 3>Nothing.

0:33:40.910 --> 0:33:44.350
<v Speaker 2>That's called disrespectful. That's where I draw the line.

0:33:44.370 --> 0:33:47.630
<v Speaker 3>Because if you want to talk about who you had

0:33:47.710 --> 0:33:50.190
<v Speaker 3>sex with, I'll talk about who I had sex with.

0:33:50.510 --> 0:33:53.410
<v Speaker 1>And your dad may be on that list. And your

0:33:53.450 --> 0:33:54.450
<v Speaker 1>brother may be added.

0:33:54.590 --> 0:33:56.270
<v Speaker 3>Your mom might be on the list, too.

0:33:56.790 --> 0:33:57.450
<v Speaker 2>Oh, shit.

0:33:57.610 --> 0:33:58.330
<v Speaker 3>Oh, fuck your mom.

0:33:58.930 --> 0:34:00.890
<v Speaker 2>Easton, what is wrong with you today?

0:34:00.910 --> 0:34:01.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm feeling it.

0:34:01.730 --> 0:34:03.400
<v Speaker 1>No, but can I tell you my most favorite role

0:34:03.420 --> 0:34:05.020
<v Speaker 1>of Dax Shepard was on Baby Mama?

0:34:05.040 --> 0:34:06.040
<v Speaker 2>Were you like.

0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:09.620
<v Speaker 1>gets out of his car and I think it's Amy Poehler.

0:34:09.760 --> 0:34:12.819
<v Speaker 2>It is Amy Poehler. And he's like trying to make

0:34:12.880 --> 0:34:13.239
<v Speaker 2>up with her.

0:34:13.260 --> 0:34:19.340
<v Speaker 1>And he's like, I'm.

0:34:16.840 --> 0:34:18.200
<v Speaker 2>Going to, what does he say? I'm going to bang

0:34:18.219 --> 0:34:19.180
<v Speaker 2>your friends.

0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:20.300
<v Speaker 3>Consider them all banged.

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:22.739
<v Speaker 1>And he walks to his car and the license plate says,

0:34:22.780 --> 0:34:24.400
<v Speaker 1>my girl rocks. And he points and he goes, my

0:34:24.420 --> 0:34:25.800
<v Speaker 1>girl rocks. My girl does not rock.

0:34:26.120 --> 0:34:30.219
<v Speaker 3>I'm going to bang your friends. Consider them all banged.

0:34:32.210 --> 0:34:33.569
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know if that's what he said, but

0:34:33.870 --> 0:34:36.290
<v Speaker 3>he does. He does. That's where I got it.

0:34:36.330 --> 0:34:38.840
<v Speaker 2>When I say consider them banged, consider them all banged.

0:34:39.140 --> 0:34:41.380
<v Speaker 2>I got it from Dax Shepard. But this is giving.

0:34:41.560 --> 0:34:43.800
<v Speaker 2>So he's not really playing a part.

0:34:43.660 --> 0:34:44.259
<v Speaker 3>In baby mama.

0:34:44.300 --> 0:34:45.240
<v Speaker 2>He's just being himself.

0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:46.160
<v Speaker 1>Clearly.

0:34:47.680 --> 0:34:48.580
<v Speaker 2>Time for Bravo.

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:50.620
<v Speaker 3>Bravo. Fucking Bravo.

0:34:53.020 --> 0:34:56.110
<v Speaker 2>Let me tell you, Potomac is really showing up for

0:34:56.150 --> 0:34:56.730
<v Speaker 2>me this season.

0:34:57.160 --> 0:34:58.600
<v Speaker 1>I still have a couple I need to catch up

0:34:58.760 --> 0:35:03.770
<v Speaker 1>on because of my life right now and just what

0:35:03.810 --> 0:35:04.390
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing.

0:35:04.690 --> 0:35:07.870
<v Speaker 3>You're living in it, so you don't need to watch

0:35:07.950 --> 0:35:08.770
<v Speaker 3>it right now? It's not even that.

0:35:08.790 --> 0:35:10.250
<v Speaker 2>I just don't have the freaking time.

0:35:10.270 --> 0:35:15.700
<v Speaker 1>And the time that I do have, which is Sundays,

0:35:15.719 --> 0:35:17.160
<v Speaker 1>we all know what that's dedicated to.

0:35:17.600 --> 0:35:22.460
<v Speaker 3>That's where summer is very... Summer is dedicated to the Bravo.

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:23.359
<v Speaker 3>There's nothing on.

0:35:23.660 --> 0:35:27.810
<v Speaker 4>No, but this fall and winter, I mean... It's going

0:35:27.830 --> 0:35:33.880
<v Speaker 4>to be so good. Well, yeah, but like Saturday, football, Sunday, football, Monday, football, Thursday, football.

0:35:34.219 --> 0:35:38.080
<v Speaker 3>Obviously. When the fuck do I... So much foot in football.

0:35:38.100 --> 0:35:43.690
<v Speaker 1>I know, but Potomac and Salt Lake are saving my

0:35:43.730 --> 0:35:44.230
<v Speaker 1>life right now.

0:35:44.960 --> 0:35:45.319
<v Speaker 3>All right.

0:35:45.340 --> 0:35:46.259
<v Speaker 2>Saving my life.

0:35:46.360 --> 0:35:50.440
<v Speaker 3>Everybody, I am watching Salt Lake. I am watching the

0:35:50.500 --> 0:35:50.730
<v Speaker 3>other one.

0:35:50.739 --> 0:35:53.640
<v Speaker 1>I've been rocking with OC too, but they're about to

0:35:53.680 --> 0:35:57.300
<v Speaker 1>have their reunion air. I think maybe if it hasn't already.

0:35:57.560 --> 0:36:00.020
<v Speaker 1>I know they filmed it. We're at the tail end.

0:36:00.440 --> 0:36:03.840
<v Speaker 1>I still need to get invested in New York.

0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:05.980
<v Speaker 2>New York.

0:36:06.260 --> 0:36:09.160
<v Speaker 1>You know, there's something about like, what did I, what?

0:36:09.790 --> 0:36:12.210
<v Speaker 3>Is it rebooted? Yeah. I am new to the scene.

0:36:12.250 --> 0:36:14.610
<v Speaker 2>I think that they've got to be on like episode five.

0:36:14.960 --> 0:36:16.260
<v Speaker 2>At least four or five.

0:36:16.800 --> 0:36:20.759
<v Speaker 1>But here's what. OK, and I and I don't I

0:36:20.780 --> 0:36:22.440
<v Speaker 1>don't mind Jessal at all. I don't mind any of

0:36:22.480 --> 0:36:24.840
<v Speaker 1>the cast, but it just feels a little different from.

0:36:24.739 --> 0:36:26.560
<v Speaker 2>Like the OG that we used to rock with.

0:36:26.620 --> 0:36:29.520
<v Speaker 1>Right. Like I forget what show it was. Maybe it

0:36:29.560 --> 0:36:34.080
<v Speaker 1>was Ultimate Girls Trip or something. Dorinda comes in in

0:36:34.140 --> 0:36:38.960
<v Speaker 1>the same iconic bubble outfit that Lady Gaga wore. And

0:36:39.020 --> 0:36:41.420
<v Speaker 1>Jessa walks up to her and makes a comment and goes, oh,

0:36:41.480 --> 0:36:42.540
<v Speaker 1>not a recycled outfit.

0:36:42.560 --> 0:36:44.080
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, no, no, no, you're losing.

0:36:44.260 --> 0:36:49.370
<v Speaker 1>What OG Roni was about. I mean, we're talking OG Roni,

0:36:49.450 --> 0:36:53.009
<v Speaker 1>Sonya Morgan, like showing up to the airport in Depends,

0:36:53.410 --> 0:36:56.489
<v Speaker 1>recycled outfits, random men coming home.

0:36:56.890 --> 0:36:57.729
<v Speaker 3>Like you're getting.

0:36:58.830 --> 0:37:00.989
<v Speaker 2>New York is starting to feel a little bit Hollywood.

0:37:01.090 --> 0:37:05.510
<v Speaker 2>I don't like it. Yes, we recycle. We recycle men. Outfits.

0:37:05.530 --> 0:37:07.810
<v Speaker 1>We bring out the iconic. I'm not about this.

0:37:08.050 --> 0:37:08.850
<v Speaker 2>Oh, recycled.

0:37:09.030 --> 0:37:09.670
<v Speaker 3>Oh, no. Nope.

0:37:09.750 --> 0:37:10.990
<v Speaker 2>Bigger fish to fry, baby.

0:37:11.050 --> 0:37:11.489
<v Speaker 3>You know what?

0:37:11.510 --> 0:37:12.850
<v Speaker 2>Bigger fish to fry.

0:37:12.950 --> 0:37:14.129
<v Speaker 3>I think the Bravo world.

0:37:14.150 --> 0:37:18.629
<v Speaker 1>Dorinda looks like she wanted to fucking pummel her with

0:37:18.670 --> 0:37:19.190
<v Speaker 1>her bubbles.

0:37:19.550 --> 0:37:20.330
<v Speaker 2>I would have taken my bubbles.

0:37:22.010 --> 0:37:24.950
<v Speaker 3>Head between the bubbles. They need to watch Brandy Melville.

0:37:26.050 --> 0:37:30.460
<v Speaker 3>Brandy Hellville. Yeah. Yeah. Recycle outfits are good.

0:37:30.480 --> 0:37:33.680
<v Speaker 1>Um, Amanda and Wes dressed up as dumb and dumber

0:37:33.719 --> 0:37:36.000
<v Speaker 1>for Halloween. I gotta be honest. I don't hate them.

0:37:36.020 --> 0:37:40.879
<v Speaker 1>I just, I've been there, done that. Don't give one

0:37:40.920 --> 0:37:43.360
<v Speaker 1>fuck anymore. Like I survived season 11.

0:37:43.360 --> 0:37:45.880
<v Speaker 2>Don't give one fuck anymore.

0:37:46.030 --> 0:37:49.630
<v Speaker 3>Thank you. Thanks for playing. People cheat and do this.

0:37:49.690 --> 0:37:52.010
<v Speaker 2>Look at what's going on in the world. I don't

0:37:52.190 --> 0:37:53.170
<v Speaker 2>give a fuck.

0:37:54.010 --> 0:37:56.629
<v Speaker 1>Um, If they like each other, if they don't like

0:37:56.690 --> 0:37:58.810
<v Speaker 1>each other, if it's all for show, does not affect

0:37:59.050 --> 0:38:01.270
<v Speaker 1>my life in the fucking least, right?

0:38:01.630 --> 0:38:03.520
<v Speaker 3>It actually gives us something to talk about.

0:38:03.680 --> 0:38:04.640
<v Speaker 2>It was pretty iconic.

0:38:05.239 --> 0:38:08.620
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was a brilliant idea. When I did

0:38:08.680 --> 0:38:10.870
<v Speaker 3>see them, I was like, oh, wow, playing right into it.

0:38:10.900 --> 0:38:13.440
<v Speaker 3>This is fucking... Halloween couldn't have been better for you.

0:38:14.700 --> 0:38:17.310
<v Speaker 3>I think it looked fun. It's great. Play into it.

0:38:17.820 --> 0:38:19.410
<v Speaker 2>Man, this party really died.

0:38:19.430 --> 0:38:21.950
<v Speaker 1>Remember when he, like, clicks the cork and it kills

0:38:21.989 --> 0:38:26.259
<v Speaker 1>the really old bird? you know that was filmed in

0:38:26.380 --> 0:38:29.899
<v Speaker 1>utah yes i do when they go to aspen that's

0:38:30.440 --> 0:38:32.460
<v Speaker 1>samsonite i was way off.

0:38:33.060 --> 0:38:35.260
<v Speaker 3>Isn't that in pork city yeah.

0:38:35.040 --> 0:38:38.239
<v Speaker 1>Well lakai is where like uh the redhead is supposed to.

0:38:38.200 --> 0:38:42.500
<v Speaker 3>Live yeah when she opens her front door i've walked

0:38:42.520 --> 0:38:43.660
<v Speaker 3>through that restaurant.

0:38:43.620 --> 0:38:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah we used to spend every thanksgiving there and then

0:38:45.739 --> 0:38:47.719
<v Speaker 1>she takes her top off and it's the flashing lights

0:38:47.780 --> 0:38:49.680
<v Speaker 1>but it's really a semi-truck headed his way.

0:38:52.900 --> 0:38:54.660
<v Speaker 2>That movie is so fucking good.

0:38:54.680 --> 0:38:57.740
<v Speaker 3>No, they did well. They did well. Great.

0:38:58.280 --> 0:39:00.790
<v Speaker 1>The amount of times a day someone pisses me off

0:39:00.830 --> 0:39:02.370
<v Speaker 1>and I go, okay, kill him.

0:39:02.430 --> 0:39:03.930
<v Speaker 2>Are those big gulps?

0:39:10.410 --> 0:39:13.819
<v Speaker 3>All right. You know that was ad-libbed? What is it?

0:39:14.239 --> 0:39:16.600
<v Speaker 3>He walks out of the store. There's just these two dudes,

0:39:16.620 --> 0:39:18.520
<v Speaker 3>and they have giant big gulps, and he's supposed to

0:39:18.580 --> 0:39:23.490
<v Speaker 3>walk straight to the big car, and he goes, big gulps. No,

0:39:23.510 --> 0:39:26.069
<v Speaker 3>they don't say anything. All right. He just walks out

0:39:26.190 --> 0:39:29.190
<v Speaker 3>of the bag. It wasn't even supposed to. See you later.

0:39:29.250 --> 0:39:29.930
<v Speaker 3>See you later?

0:39:31.560 --> 0:39:35.299
<v Speaker 5>Like where you from she's like austria he goes no

0:39:35.320 --> 0:39:39.270
<v Speaker 5>he goes uh down under let's put another strip on

0:39:39.310 --> 0:39:41.009
<v Speaker 5>the bobby but there was the other one she just

0:39:41.110 --> 0:39:47.839
<v Speaker 5>asked but he goes california beautiful and how they're so

0:39:47.890 --> 0:39:50.750
<v Speaker 5>dumb but they're fucking just like fucking with these like

0:39:51.330 --> 0:39:55.430
<v Speaker 5>real like con men like full on felons.

0:39:54.910 --> 0:39:58.259
<v Speaker 3>They're like who are these guys who hired them I

0:39:58.300 --> 0:40:01.140
<v Speaker 3>love the bus we're looking for two lucky men to

0:40:01.200 --> 0:40:05.880
<v Speaker 3>come with us on tour the town is back that

0:40:05.940 --> 0:40:08.989
<v Speaker 3>way and he's like Oh, there's going to be two

0:40:09.050 --> 0:40:11.250
<v Speaker 3>lucky guys out there. They're going to travel with them.

0:40:11.270 --> 0:40:13.970
<v Speaker 3>And it's like, ah, you, you dumbass.

0:40:14.630 --> 0:40:15.550
<v Speaker 2>It's so, okay.

0:40:15.590 --> 0:40:17.589
<v Speaker 1>We need to watch Malibu's most wanted dumb and.

0:40:17.530 --> 0:40:19.430
<v Speaker 2>Dumber and baby mama added to the list.

0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Thank you guys for listening to another unhinged episode of

0:40:23.080 --> 0:40:24.160
<v Speaker 1>untraditionally Lala.

0:40:24.180 --> 0:40:25.200
<v Speaker 2>We will catch you next week.

0:40:25.380 --> 0:40:25.680
<v Speaker 3>Bye.

0:40:25.700 --> 0:40:25.779
<v Speaker 1>Bye.