Speaker 1: Hi, everybody. I hope your couch is in the right place,
Speaker 1: and I hope the door is facing the right direction,
Speaker 1: and I hope everything in your house is set up
Speaker 1: exactly how it should be to bring you great peace
Speaker 1: and relaxation tranquility. Because with the show from February, we
Speaker 1: will tell you all about the ins and outs of
Speaker 1: fung sway from our episode how feng Shui works. It
Speaker 1: was a good one and I think we got it
Speaker 1: mostly right, which is not bad for us, So please
Speaker 1: enjoy it all over again. Welcome to Stuff you Should Know,
Speaker 1: a production of I Heart Radio. Hey, welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm Josh Clark. There's Charles w. Chok, Bryant uh and
Speaker 1: Jerry's over there. So this's the stuff you should know.
Speaker 1: URCHI is one baby cheer or key. Yeah. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of different pronunciations that are gonna happen today. Well supposedly, Um,
Speaker 1: it's just the different spellings same pronunciation. Q I and
Speaker 1: h i are both cheap. Yeah, um, unless they're saying
Speaker 1: kai for c h I, in which kids had something
Speaker 1: totally different. Yeah, that's that would be the Greek letter
Speaker 1: correct um that means energy. Are we going to pronounce
Speaker 1: this fung shui. I usually say fung chui fungi, but
Speaker 1: they could go either way. I mean, it depends. If
Speaker 1: it's Mandarin that we're speaking, Chuck, Yeah, we should say
Speaker 1: fong shui funui. I guess I usually say it in
Speaker 1: Mandarin fun hui. If we're speaking in Cantonese, we would
Speaker 1: say fung sui. Okay, So I guess we're gonna go
Speaker 1: with the Mandarin. Alright, great, Is that okay with you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And Uh, I even looked up because I've always said
Speaker 1: Tao is um um Yeah, that's right, right. Well, a
Speaker 1: lot of people say there's been some confusion, so I
Speaker 1: actually looked it up. And this author, Derrek Lenn had
Speaker 1: a nice little thing. The first the misconception, he says,
Speaker 1: is that the first letter in t a o daw
Speaker 1: is an approximation of a Chinese sound that does not
Speaker 1: have an exact English equivalent, because apparently in England, I
Speaker 1: think they say Taoism. But he says that's actually not true.
Speaker 1: There is an equivalent, and it is a d And
Speaker 1: he said the misconception was created by an author who
Speaker 1: had no understanding of Chinese, and that was spread around.
Speaker 1: He did not name the author, but apparently has he
Speaker 1: had high academic standing. Jathan friends in and so he said,
Speaker 1: it is Taoism if you're speaking in English, and that
Speaker 1: this author has uh spread a mistruth that there is
Speaker 1: no real translation. So that was fun. Nice. There you go.
Speaker 1: That was the glossary of this episode pretty much. So well,
Speaker 1: let's talk about chi first man, because fungi is the
Speaker 1: the practice of allowing chi to flow in the best
Speaker 1: possible way. And she is the Chinese concept of the
Speaker 1: energy that pervades and permeates the universe, including us, and
Speaker 1: it is linked to Taoism and goes all the way
Speaker 1: back to sixth century BC. And um, like you said,
Speaker 1: it's uh, it's supposedly something that can't even be described
Speaker 1: in language, so I even try. But you did a
Speaker 1: pretty good job. I think, thanks for someone who uh
Speaker 1: supposedly is not supposed to be able to do that.
Speaker 1: The thing is, well, I'm obviously an incredible person. The
Speaker 1: thing is, um, this chi, this energy can be blocked,
Speaker 1: it can fall out of balance. There's it's not self
Speaker 1: correcting necessarily. Sometimes it needs help, that's right. And so
Speaker 1: when we inhabit an area, build a home, community palace,
Speaker 1: what have you. We need to build it in such
Speaker 1: a way that it's not going to block this chet
Speaker 1: or it's not going to um throw things out of balance,
Speaker 1: because we will be impacted negatively if it If that happens,
Speaker 1: that's right, because in the East there is a long
Speaker 1: held belief that the space we inhabit is not just
Speaker 1: a space we live in, but we are actually connected
Speaker 1: to that uh spiritually and with our energy and UM
Speaker 1: that the way you lay out your home and the
Speaker 1: way you build like even where you place your home
Speaker 1: on your property, and the way you align it with
Speaker 1: the surrounding nature. That's actually very important part of it. UM.
Speaker 1: That is functual, which is translated literally as wind and water, right,
Speaker 1: pretty neat UM. A lot of people in the West
Speaker 1: have jumped on this train since the nineteen eighties. It's
Speaker 1: very a popular thing to do. UM. Often misguided attempts.
Speaker 1: UM as far as traditional functuation, Well, it's like a
Speaker 1: completely different school. Yeah, basically, um, not basically entirely, yeah,
Speaker 1: but UM. A lot of people in the West also
Speaker 1: will poopoo this, and a lot of people in the
Speaker 1: East poopoo it. Now apparently only about a third of
Speaker 1: people in modern China even believe it is a thing. Um, well,
Speaker 1: Chairman Mao rooted it out during the Cultural Revolution. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it is. It is. It's not illegal to
Speaker 1: practice it. It is illegal though, to start a business
Speaker 1: in China, modern China, where you say that you're doing functuation. Um,
Speaker 1: but they can't really like, well, I guess it could
Speaker 1: allow the practice. They outlaw lots of stuff from what
Speaker 1: I've been told. But um, apparently the younger generation it's
Speaker 1: even less than a third. It's just kind of going
Speaker 1: the way of the Dodo. But hey, we picked up
Speaker 1: on it in California and ran with it, you know,
Speaker 1: especially in the eighties. Yeah, sure, man, that was a
Speaker 1: super eighties thing. But lot of people poopoo it though,
Speaker 1: as they do a lot of things in the East
Speaker 1: and saying this is just a bunch of superstitious gobbitygook.
Speaker 1: There is no such thing as an energy flowing through
Speaker 1: your house or your body that needs to be aligned.
Speaker 1: So we're not here to uh, We're just gonna explain
Speaker 1: it to you exactly. So just save your emails people. So, um,
Speaker 1: what's interesting about fung hui initially is that not not
Speaker 1: just China, but also India lay claim to its origins.
Speaker 1: Actually that's um. And remember I think you you did
Speaker 1: a pretty good job defining it, but we should it's
Speaker 1: bear saying again. Funcui is this practice of arranging your inhabit,
Speaker 1: your your abode, your life, your workspace, UM in a
Speaker 1: way that allows che to flow freely. That's right, okay, Um,
Speaker 1: And there was there's evidence I think back three thousand
Speaker 1: years ago, no, sorry years ago, so about BC. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there is evidence of what the Indians call Vastu shastra,
Speaker 1: which is basically a translation of building science, which is
Speaker 1: that you should follow certain practices, use certain geometries to
Speaker 1: allow energy to flow so that you can prosper and
Speaker 1: not be harmed negatively. Yeah, and uh, this is um
Speaker 1: been seeing many times. I've read a great article in uh,
Speaker 1: I think it was history today by guy named Anthony
Speaker 1: Evini called bringing the Sky down to Earth, with basically
Speaker 1: the idea that many many cities through history have been
Speaker 1: built with this concept in mind, that the gods bringing
Speaker 1: the gods down to your city, like you know, he's
Speaker 1: a Stonehenge, Beijing, Washington, d c uh and m hmm.
Speaker 1: This place of Mexico that I will pronounce as d
Speaker 1: O t hua Kan. I don't know if that's right.
Speaker 1: It's like in myan ancient Mian city, and they all
Speaker 1: have the same um philosophy and mine, which is apparently
Speaker 1: if you go to Beijing, it's very famous for its layout,
Speaker 1: as is d C. You can stand in Tienamen Square
Speaker 1: and you can draw a straight line up the bell
Speaker 1: and drum towers straight through to the Monument to the
Speaker 1: People's Heroes, to the Masoli liam of Mao z Dong
Speaker 1: on a perfect north south axis, like everything is planned out.
Speaker 1: And this is I'm not saying Washington d C was
Speaker 1: necessarily fun suid functuad, and I know that you shouldn't
Speaker 1: use that as a verb, but I'm going to. But
Speaker 1: it's it's the idea like Stonehenge, that the it's the
Speaker 1: cities are aligned cosmically somehow with the stars in mind.
Speaker 1: And it can be as simple as um, the entrance
Speaker 1: to the dwelling or the city, or the burial mound
Speaker 1: or temple or Stonehenge, whatever is aligned so that the
Speaker 1: sun comes right up through it on the winter solstice,
Speaker 1: or sure that that is the basis of fung hui,
Speaker 1: and it does show up in other cultures across time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: One of the one of the famous cities that was
Speaker 1: laid out according to UM, this Indian version of it,
Speaker 1: Vastu Shastra as um ankor Watt in Cambodia, very famous temple.
Speaker 1: Those were built and I think the thirteenth century CE.
Speaker 1: So it's not evidence that the Indians were first, but
Speaker 1: there is evidence elsewhere that that there were Indian cities
Speaker 1: and buildings planned out according to these and the idea
Speaker 1: was that a couple of thousand years later, some Indian monks,
Speaker 1: Hindu monks, made their way into maybe too bed or
Speaker 1: Mongolia or China and started spreading the vast Shastra And
Speaker 1: that's when China got their hands on it and turned
Speaker 1: it into what we now recognize as Functui. That's one
Speaker 1: interpretation of the origin of the whole thing. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: and either way, what both of them are doing is
Speaker 1: looking and taking two accounts uh the five elements earth, water, fire,
Speaker 1: air and space and how they affect uh, your your
Speaker 1: pad and um or your city, like you said, our
Speaker 1: community or temple UM. And some people might say, well
Speaker 1: this is you know, you might want to call it
Speaker 1: functual but I'm just building a house, and I think
Speaker 1: we've got this lovely mountain view, and I like the
Speaker 1: sunrise to come up through my kitchen because I like
Speaker 1: a bright kitchen. So that's how I'm going to build
Speaker 1: my house. People that practice functional, I would say, brother,
Speaker 1: that's functuate A T S. You know, it's just how
Speaker 1: I like to build my house. And they, you know,
Speaker 1: that's functual. And then they fight, that's right, they lay
Speaker 1: wrestle or domination. So that, though, would be more Western functuation.
Speaker 1: We'll get into it. But basically, the distinction between Western
Speaker 1: functual eighties function way and classic functui um is the
Speaker 1: amount of scientific formulae put into it, the amount of
Speaker 1: calculations at least that are put into it, the amount
Speaker 1: of thought. It's like, Western functual is functual light and
Speaker 1: not even l I G H T like L I
Speaker 1: T E like that kind of eighties light. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: we might as well talk about the schools. Then it's
Speaker 1: a great seg before we do. Though, sorry to interrupt
Speaker 1: the segua because it was pretty good. We should say that. Um.
Speaker 1: Most historians now believe that it was actually China that
Speaker 1: came up with. Yeah, just the evidence is is just
Speaker 1: earlier for the idea that it originated with burials in China,
Speaker 1: Like you bury people a certain way, and you built
Speaker 1: the burial grounds in a certain way according to functui.
Speaker 1: So what you're saying is they leg wrestled. They won
Speaker 1: the leg wrestle very good. So the different schools, um,
Speaker 1: There are a lot of variations, but the three main
Speaker 1: categories are the form school, which was from southern China,
Speaker 1: and that is heavily based on the environment. Like we
Speaker 1: were talking about classic functional, it's the oldest form and
Speaker 1: that's when you're talking about and back then it was
Speaker 1: practical because what they were trying to do is build
Speaker 1: a safe place for your house to be. UM. So
Speaker 1: maybe you uh set your house up with a wind
Speaker 1: block at the mountains with that landscape that slopes or
Speaker 1: you know, the water flowing down to you is super important,
Speaker 1: so you may want to open your house up to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was. It was practical though, right exactly. UM.
Speaker 1: And another practical way of um figuring out where to
Speaker 1: put your house is found in the compass school. That
Speaker 1: one just forget about it. That's that's the one I
Speaker 1: understand the most. Really, this one makes the most sense
Speaker 1: to me. Yeah, because it's math and you're like weird
Speaker 1: like that, well a little maybe a little bit. But
Speaker 1: basically what this says is it it's kind of like
Speaker 1: the form school where you're looking for different features of
Speaker 1: the landscape to to most benefit where to build your house. Sure,
Speaker 1: but this is this is using that same kind of
Speaker 1: thought process but aligning it with magnetism and the stars.
Speaker 1: To write, right, well, you're using the stars to determine magnetism,
Speaker 1: like which way is north and south and that kind
Speaker 1: of thing. But it does combine some math, Chinese astrology,
Speaker 1: and then fung shui together and you get that what's
Speaker 1: called the compass school, which is also very frequently known
Speaker 1: as traditional funcui, and it includes a lot of detailed
Speaker 1: research to figure out exactly what you're supposed to do
Speaker 1: where your house is supposed to be facing, if it
Speaker 1: is facing a certain way, what you can do to
Speaker 1: kind of correct it. There's just a ton of thought
Speaker 1: and calculation put into what we'll learn later is called
Speaker 1: the Bogue map. So that's that's mostly the traditional school
Speaker 1: is the compass school, and it's based on the idea
Speaker 1: that magnetism dictates which way your whole jam should be
Speaker 1: facing and oriented. Okay, and I think to the north
Speaker 1: is the right way. That's the right way. Where as
Speaker 1: far as your entry way, yes, okay uh. And then
Speaker 1: we have, um what the Westerners have latched onto, um
Speaker 1: the black Hat sect or that'shenmos it does or the
Speaker 1: black sect esoteric Buddhism Functui, which was founded by Professor
Speaker 1: Thomas Lynn Jun who was known UM and believed to
Speaker 1: be an enlightened man. And um he basically came to
Speaker 1: the West and founded this sect of Functual and it
Speaker 1: blew up and um. Westerners love this one because it's
Speaker 1: the one that most easily translates to an h G
Speaker 1: TV show, right, you know, like put this plant there,
Speaker 1: put a fountain there, put your door here and painted
Speaker 1: this color, and and you're going to be wealth unsuccessful.
Speaker 1: Don't put this there, don't put that there. It's it's
Speaker 1: a lot of object placement. So it's easy for us
Speaker 1: dummies over here to understand. It's basically interior design pretty much.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk a little more about the distinction and
Speaker 1: then what some of the commonalities they have are right
Speaker 1: after this. So Chuck the black hat school. That's hilarious
Speaker 1: to me, Like, why would you call it that? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm sure there was a great reason I
Speaker 1: couldn't find it anywhere. What I found instead is that
Speaker 1: most people call it Western functure, and a lot of
Speaker 1: functual practitioners pooh pooh Western there like this this is
Speaker 1: some like perversion of an interpretation of functui. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's americanized um, and it's taught by people who don't
Speaker 1: even necessarily aren't functual masters. Even they'll just if they
Speaker 1: can set up a website and say pay me a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, I'll come and tell you where to put
Speaker 1: your plants exactly. But Thomas lynn Un and his followers say, no,
Speaker 1: we had we hit the basics, Like yeah, definitely, traditional
Speaker 1: functuation is very detailed, very um mathematically oriented, but we're
Speaker 1: still getting the same point across and coming to the
Speaker 1: same conclusions and just an easier corner cutting way. That's right.
Speaker 1: Why go to all the trouble if you can get
Speaker 1: the same results. What's more Western than that? Good point? Uh?
Speaker 1: So should we talk about um the five elements a
Speaker 1: little bit? I guess yes, um. Like I said, there
Speaker 1: is earth, fire, metal, water, and would. And these are
Speaker 1: the phases through which the energy or the chi or
Speaker 1: the key moves and um, I think this article said
Speaker 1: it very well. It's like a sort of a game
Speaker 1: of rock paper scissors. If you look at a creative
Speaker 1: or productive um way in which these elements can interact. Uh,
Speaker 1: you have would producing fire. Uh. Fire produces earth av
Speaker 1: as an ash. Earth produces metal, um metal produces water,
Speaker 1: water produces wood, metal producing water. Don't get that one,
Speaker 1: mm hmm, all the rest of them, like, yeah, made sense.
Speaker 1: My refrigerators metal and it has a water dispenser. In
Speaker 1: the day you have it, is it? Uh? And then
Speaker 1: you have the destructive. This is when the it's bad.
Speaker 1: Che And if you look at the little illustration on
Speaker 1: how stuff works on the on the first one, you
Speaker 1: have this great circle of arrows and it's just lovely,
Speaker 1: and this other one has a a nasty bunch of
Speaker 1: arrows just laying all over one another, and it's just
Speaker 1: a big mess. Yeah, like um would burdens earth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody wants that. Water douses fire. That's a clear one. Sure,
Speaker 1: um metal chops would, Yes, it does. There's there's Uh. So,
Speaker 1: the the interaction between these elements in your house, or
Speaker 1: the way you arrange your house will determine whether these
Speaker 1: phases of chi are destructive or productive in their interactions together.
Speaker 1: And if you have too much of one thing, you
Speaker 1: need to balance it out with something else productively exactly
Speaker 1: the other two for destructive. Our fire melts metal and
Speaker 1: earth blocks water like a damn. You don't want a damn.
Speaker 1: You want that water flowing, baby, You know you forgot
Speaker 1: hulk smash? Was that the other one? The final one?
Speaker 1: And then uh, the yin yang? We can't go any
Speaker 1: further without mentioning that. No, it's basically a really clever
Speaker 1: conception of chi. Yeah, the opposite states of cheek, light
Speaker 1: and dark, night and day, young and old man woman. Sure,
Speaker 1: And there there's actually a way that it's supposed to
Speaker 1: be properly represented. The white is supposed to be on
Speaker 1: top because the white represents in part heat, and the
Speaker 1: idea is that heat rises, but they're they're both constantly
Speaker 1: in motion. But if you ever see a yin and
Speaker 1: yang symbol displayed, though, the lighter one should be on top,
Speaker 1: that's right, And not only heat for the white, but
Speaker 1: masculinity and spirit and hardness and activity when it's yang
Speaker 1: by the way. Yeah, oh yeah, we didn't point that out,
Speaker 1: and it's not yang yang by the way. We I
Speaker 1: used to say it that way. I think everybody did it,
Speaker 1: sure at some point. And yeah, I equipped in my
Speaker 1: early forties. Um, it's it's yin and yang. Yes. Uh.
Speaker 1: The yen uh is femininity, femininity, matter, nighttime, coldness, softness, passivity,
Speaker 1: and as long as you want those things balanced and
Speaker 1: the way they just fit together in that little circle. Man,
Speaker 1: it's just like it's pleasing to the eye. And I
Speaker 1: think that's kind of says it all. You know, it
Speaker 1: just looks nice. It's not jagged. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: two people just cuddling up, you know, in the form
Speaker 1: of a tattoo you wish you hadn't gotten. That's right
Speaker 1: with some maybe Chinese characters that you don't know what
Speaker 1: they mean any longer. Uh there, Um, well, I guess
Speaker 1: we're at the bagua, right, Yeah, so this has made
Speaker 1: sense to me. Right. Um, Remember what we're dealing with
Speaker 1: here is she She flows through the five elements, and
Speaker 1: you deal with the five elements in your house to
Speaker 1: figure out where in your house, you need a little
Speaker 1: more of one element than another, you have to construct
Speaker 1: a bagua map. Yeah, like this is where the rubber
Speaker 1: meets the road. We've been talking in esoteric terms. But
Speaker 1: if you're like, great, dudes, what does this mean for
Speaker 1: my freaking living room? Right, this is what it means
Speaker 1: for your freaking living room. Yeah. And the Bagua map
Speaker 1: is based on boxes squares. They're the basic units of
Speaker 1: UM of functional Yeah, nine squares three by three right, uh?
Speaker 1: And you take those squares and somehow this is really
Speaker 1: clever too. But even though there's nine squares, you can
Speaker 1: take them and turn them into a hexagon. If you
Speaker 1: take the center square and convert that into well as center,
Speaker 1: and then the eight boxes around it become eight sides
Speaker 1: of a hexagon if you shave off a little here there,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, what you have are is
Speaker 1: a bogua. Yeah. And they can represent color as well
Speaker 1: as UM these elements as well as for the actual
Speaker 1: map that you're going to use, UM for laying out
Speaker 1: your home, aspects of your life, like you know, career
Speaker 1: and wealth and prosperity and love and marriage and things
Speaker 1: like that. So there's multiple meetings and it also is
Speaker 1: if you've seen the TV show Lost, they totally ripped
Speaker 1: it off with the Dharma collective symbol. It is just
Speaker 1: that is nothing more than the Bogwa grid with the
Speaker 1: yin yang in the center right, and the yin yang
Speaker 1: is frequently represented in the center is yellow, correct, yep.
Speaker 1: Yellow is the center of the Bogua map, which is
Speaker 1: actually the center of this nine squared box called the
Speaker 1: low shoe square UM. And in each of the different
Speaker 1: boxes there is a static representation. So this is this
Speaker 1: is what you need to know about the Bogua map.
Speaker 1: It is hexagon that the placement is always the same.
Speaker 1: What you do is you take your Bagua map and
Speaker 1: you oriented a certain way over your house, over your
Speaker 1: your actual house or the room in your house or
Speaker 1: something like that, and that's what changes. So if you
Speaker 1: look at the Bogua square, the yellow is always owner
Speaker 1: and then black, which represents water and career. UM is
Speaker 1: always at the bottom. Okay, yeah, a k A supposed
Speaker 1: to be the entrance to that room or your home, Okay, exactly, yeah,
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's not necessarily always at the bottom. It's
Speaker 1: always at the entrance. Well, you placed the bottom at
Speaker 1: the entrance. So if I were to walk into my house,
Speaker 1: you can either visualize it or you can literally draw
Speaker 1: this uh square. You want the bottom which is uh.
Speaker 1: The bottom, center is career or water. Bottom right is
Speaker 1: helpful people and travel, bottom left is knowledge and self cultivation.
Speaker 1: You just want to find out where your front door is.
Speaker 1: In my case, mine is pretty much in the center
Speaker 1: of my home, which would be career, but it could
Speaker 1: fall if your door is on your left, it would
Speaker 1: fall under knowledge and self cultivation. So it's it's not
Speaker 1: like you move the map over to to to help
Speaker 1: yourself out. Like where your door is where it is,
Speaker 1: you can move it if you want. Yeah, you could
Speaker 1: move your door. But basically the map is just supposed
Speaker 1: to be static. Okay. So and it's static, like you said,
Speaker 1: it's oriented um with the black on the entrance right.
Speaker 1: No matter where the entrance is, the black is on
Speaker 1: the the black is there. So when you orient your
Speaker 1: your black box onto your entrance, what you're doing then
Speaker 1: is using your Bogwa map to show you how you
Speaker 1: need to change your house in order to maximize the
Speaker 1: flow of che through it. Yeah, it's basically and by
Speaker 1: the way, you shouldn't supposedly use any additions built, you
Speaker 1: should do those separately. Okay, So if you if you're
Speaker 1: living room has a big new addition to the lefty like,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't even include that. So basically you're what you're
Speaker 1: doing is you're you're dividing your space up into zones
Speaker 1: according to this grid. And so if you were to
Speaker 1: look at my house according to the low shoe square,
Speaker 1: my TV would be in the wealth and Prosperity corner,
Speaker 1: which is probably not good. You're gonna make money on
Speaker 1: TV that didn't exactly happen. Uh. My couch is the
Speaker 1: knowledge and self cultivation. I'm not sure what that means.
Speaker 1: And then my sun room would be helpful people in travel,
Speaker 1: that's what that means either. And in the center is
Speaker 1: my coffee table. The if I wanted to have good
Speaker 1: chea to have a yellow rug there, Yeah, but I don't,
Speaker 1: But you should. We have some nice tile squares of
Speaker 1: varying colors. Yes, so you can do that, chuck for
Speaker 1: every room of your house, and you're supposed to like it,
Speaker 1: like what you just said, Well, now I know where
Speaker 1: I should put a yellow rug in my in my
Speaker 1: house like you would want to put that in the
Speaker 1: center of where the Bogua map falls over that room.
Speaker 1: That's right right. Um you might also so for example, um,
Speaker 1: if you just kind of had a dead space where
Speaker 1: the red boxes which is for fame and reputation and
Speaker 1: you want to fall auster that kind of thing, Man,
Speaker 1: there's a dead space there. Would um you would put
Speaker 1: something like awards there, animal related items, maybe a stuff
Speaker 1: jackalopet or something would be a good spot for that
Speaker 1: or a good thing for that spot. Yeah. Um. And
Speaker 1: so you basically what you're doing is using the Bogue
Speaker 1: map to say you're just cross referencing spots of your house.
Speaker 1: And when you add these things and basically do interior decorating, um,
Speaker 1: you can maximize a Flowchi. Yeah, if you look at
Speaker 1: my master bedroom and bathroom, I have a bad functual
Speaker 1: because right in that top left corner wealth and prosperity
Speaker 1: is my toilet. Oh yeah, so supposedly you're flushing it
Speaker 1: all down the toilet. They say you should not put
Speaker 1: your bathroom or your toilet specifically in your wealth grid
Speaker 1: right square. So what we've just described is what a
Speaker 1: Western practitioner would do, because again, Western functional has a
Speaker 1: lot to do with interior decorating, and so too does
Speaker 1: to an extent um traditional functional, but a traditional functional
Speaker 1: practitioner um, if they came to your house and they
Speaker 1: used the Bagua map over your house, they would they
Speaker 1: wouldn't just align it to an entrance, they would align
Speaker 1: it to a magnetic direction. I'm pretty sure it's north.
Speaker 1: I think I think you're right. But the black the
Speaker 1: black um square in the Bogua map would be oriented
Speaker 1: in that direction, so it wouldn't necessarily be facing your entrance.
Speaker 1: And so there's this kind of It reveals this really
Speaker 1: big distinction between Western functional and traditional functional. Whereas with
Speaker 1: Western functional it's like, oh, we'll just line it up
Speaker 1: to the entrance, and maybe you've got a problem with
Speaker 1: your toilet flushing, your your fame away in your bathroom,
Speaker 1: or your money away in your bathroom. With traditional functional,
Speaker 1: there's no getting around it. It's once it lays over
Speaker 1: your house. According to Magnetic North, what it gives you
Speaker 1: a really clear picture of what you're going to have
Speaker 1: to do, and you may have to tear down your
Speaker 1: house and start over and rebuild facing the right way. Um,
Speaker 1: it could reveal a lot of real problems with your house. UM,
Speaker 1: and you may have to fill in more areas than others.
Speaker 1: Whereas if you're just orienting each room based on its entrance,
Speaker 1: like in Western functual, there's UM, you're not gonna find
Speaker 1: quite as many problems in a lot more easy solutions.
Speaker 1: That makes sense also with a traditional functional consultant who
Speaker 1: um is basically telling you what you need to do
Speaker 1: with your house, they're going to do research on your
Speaker 1: house itself too. They're gonna find out when it was built,
Speaker 1: when the roof wasn't closed. That's a big one too.
Speaker 1: And then they're going to also create this Baguo map
Speaker 1: and a chart based on Chinese astrology as well, because
Speaker 1: time factors in a lot with traditional functual way more
Speaker 1: than Western. Again, Western is very um, quick to the
Speaker 1: point and just put some stuff here, like another example
Speaker 1: that people criticize Western functual and kind of point like
Speaker 1: it's just basically UM. Interior design is plaid is considered
Speaker 1: a form of the wood element. So if you have
Speaker 1: too much plaid, like a plague couch in a room,
Speaker 1: you might need to encounter that with like a little
Speaker 1: fountain or something like that. But where where did the
Speaker 1: idea that plaid was would come from. It's definitely not
Speaker 1: traditional Chinese. No, I don't think so. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think they have plaid in China, do they? I don't
Speaker 1: think so. But that raises another thing to another criticism
Speaker 1: of Western functual is that very frequently um functually consultants
Speaker 1: in the West will be like, oh, you just need
Speaker 1: to add a food dog, you know, like that kind
Speaker 1: of lion looking dog. You need to add some you've
Speaker 1: seen a million times. Was it like a little statue
Speaker 1: or something, Or you need to add like some Chinese
Speaker 1: pottery or dragon mural or something, And traditional function practitioners
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, arc ounce, but um it doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be Chinese. Right, So if you're consultant is selling
Speaker 1: you Chinese art and this is right, this is essential. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not that's not correct with the red flag. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: Well we have some more um uh tips from fung
Speaker 1: shui experts that we'll get to right after this. All right,
Speaker 1: so we're talking the bagua grid. Like we said, it's
Speaker 1: all represented with the different colors. Those colors also correspond
Speaker 1: to numbers, and they also correspond to aspects of your
Speaker 1: life or chi it sounds confusing. It kind of is.
Speaker 1: Let's just say it. But here are some things that
Speaker 1: functual A practitioners say will help unlock that q um. Black,
Speaker 1: which is your career. Uh, they say a fountain or
Speaker 1: a mirror might be a good thing to have. Their blue,
Speaker 1: which is skills and wisdom. Maybe that's where you put
Speaker 1: your computer workstation or your library. Okay, yeah, books, yeah, books,
Speaker 1: green your family Maybe that's where you want to put
Speaker 1: your family photos and you want to arrange them nicely too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Supposedly if you have your family photos out of order
Speaker 1: in your green section, Um, you're gonna have misbehaving kids. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Actually that's the white zone. That's children. Oh sorry, that's okay,
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's that's that's what they say. If you
Speaker 1: want good kids, keep those photos nice. Right. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure about that one. Uh. Purple is your prosperity zone,
Speaker 1: and that's where you want to have it, says healthy plants.
Speaker 1: Don't put your dying plants there, or sailing ships. I
Speaker 1: guess that's just um sailing towards prosperity. I guess maybe
Speaker 1: don't don't put a painting of a sinking ship. No,
Speaker 1: that that's that is western function there. Yeah, sure that
Speaker 1: you don't like that. That whole kind of psychology would
Speaker 1: be detrimental to the health of the area. Yeah, why
Speaker 1: would you want that anyway though? Like good painted sinking
Speaker 1: ship Yeah, um, a depressed sea captain probably guess would
Speaker 1: be my guess. Red is famine reputation. That's where you
Speaker 1: want to put your various awards. Um so yeah, we
Speaker 1: got a couple of those, and your jackalope head your
Speaker 1: jackalope yeah, animal animal related things. You're right, we should
Speaker 1: lay out our next studio like according to Functui dud,
Speaker 1: we totally should you know? I just noticed is red
Speaker 1: supposedly is what you want to put on the back
Speaker 1: of your chair to block a badge. And we've got
Speaker 1: a huge red foam thing in between us and Jerry.
Speaker 1: Oh so we gotta get rid of that. Oh I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, that explains why I've been able to
Speaker 1: put up with her cheeks for so long. Now, Jerry,
Speaker 1: she has the good flow our way, So we need
Speaker 1: to open that up in our new place. Um, pink
Speaker 1: love and relationships, that's where you want to put maybe
Speaker 1: photos of your family or paired items. Again with the
Speaker 1: family photos Yeah, I don't have that many family photos.
Speaker 1: Paradig items that's cute, that makes sense, like bookends, salt
Speaker 1: and pepper shakers. Uh, boxing gloves, Um, that's where you
Speaker 1: hang your boxing gloves. Remember Joe Garden from The Onion
Speaker 1: with those giant boxing gloves he had. Yeah, those were
Speaker 1: so much fun. He had a thing where he just
Speaker 1: wanted to get as many people to pose with those
Speaker 1: as possible and take a swing at him. Uh. White
Speaker 1: what we already mentioned was children or creativity. That's where
Speaker 1: you might want to put some art or pictures of
Speaker 1: your little brats. Um gray travel um or helpful people.
Speaker 1: But you're souvenirs from Disneyland there, and not just Disneyland
Speaker 1: any trip you've taken. Sure the Disney company wants you
Speaker 1: to just put Disney souvenirs there though. Uh and yellow finally,
Speaker 1: health um pottery and stone objects will help unlock your
Speaker 1: chee there. Yeah. But speaking of Disney, Hong Kong, Disneyland,
Speaker 1: they apparently had a functual expert consulted, and uh they
Speaker 1: made some changes because of that consultation. Yeah, probably that
Speaker 1: was probably a nice paying gig. The Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: that consulting was like good che yeah, or they were
Speaker 1: saying e jing. Anyway, the they opened on September twelve
Speaker 1: because they were told that was a lucky day according
Speaker 1: to the astrological chart. Their consultant drew up. Yep. They
Speaker 1: changed the entrance by twelve degrees. Obviously it was a
Speaker 1: traditional um functual practitioner uh, and added some boulders. Apparently
Speaker 1: one of the restaurants has a projection of a fire,
Speaker 1: which to me that wouldn't count, but maybe it does.
Speaker 1: That's gonna that seems pretty Western to me because one
Speaker 1: of the big bases of Western function is psychology. If
Speaker 1: traditional function is based on magnetism and astrology, Western functuali
Speaker 1: is based on psychology. And it is as simple as
Speaker 1: you don't put a painting of a sinking ship in
Speaker 1: the office of a business that's struggling to stay afloat
Speaker 1: because the mind makes those kind of associations and it
Speaker 1: messes up your cheek. That's right, um, And a lot
Speaker 1: of this stuff as well, Like we said, um, I think,
Speaker 1: like you just mentioned maybe like it just seems like
Speaker 1: common sense. Um, Like a horseshoe shaped building that opens
Speaker 1: up into a courtyard, it's gonna feel good, it's pleasing. Um.
Speaker 1: Functually practitioners say that's energy. Or hey, don't don't build
Speaker 1: a house on a dead end street, um, because it
Speaker 1: blocks the CHI. I had a friend who lived at
Speaker 1: a dead end street and it just felt like every
Speaker 1: time I went over there, I felt closed in and
Speaker 1: sort of weird. Did you end up killing his whole family?
Speaker 1: He did not. He did move though. Um they were saved.
Speaker 1: They were thanks to him moving. Um your office A
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of times, he stays, people will
Speaker 1: um their new offices. They will take this into account.
Speaker 1: Some very famous people like Richard Branson and Donald Trump
Speaker 1: have enlisted the help of functual experts to design their
Speaker 1: offices because they want that chi and ergo money flowing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't have to be a Richard Branson or Donald
Speaker 1: Trump to arrange your office, whether it's a cubicle or
Speaker 1: what have you. UM, so that you can maximize the
Speaker 1: flow of chief if you want to do a little
Speaker 1: messing around. Supposedly, the one one one thing that you
Speaker 1: want to ensure as much as possible is that you're
Speaker 1: facing the entrance to your office. Yes, UM, that way
Speaker 1: the chief flows correct towards you, not towards your back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't want the cheat you're back. No, remember the
Speaker 1: Southern China um, the Southern China functui placement, the form school. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: like you you put your the entrance of your house
Speaker 1: is facing away from a hill, so the back of
Speaker 1: your house backs up to a hill, so the chief
Speaker 1: flows correctly. Same thing. You want the entrance to your
Speaker 1: office to be flowing towards you, facing it if you
Speaker 1: If you can't do that, then you just put up
Speaker 1: a mirror so you can reflect the cheat towards you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Like you said, you want to put
Speaker 1: something red on the back of your chair to block
Speaker 1: the chief from your back. Yeah. Actually, now that I
Speaker 1: think about it, this isn't so bad in here because
Speaker 1: the chief, the red is to our side. It's coming
Speaker 1: in that door and bouncing off of that right on us.
Speaker 1: So Jerry is really the one is getting the short
Speaker 1: end of the cheese stick. Here, a short short into
Speaker 1: the cheese stick. Um, what else can you do? You
Speaker 1: can put a fountain or a plant. Um, honestly, water
Speaker 1: and would uh And they said even the picture of
Speaker 1: a waterfall in your cubicle could help your chi. Your
Speaker 1: workplace Chi. Again, there's a lot of disagreement about what
Speaker 1: works and what doesn't with traditional FUNCTIONI it's like you
Speaker 1: need to know where magnetic north is and you need
Speaker 1: to orient your building according to that, and whatever you
Speaker 1: do inside is almost irrelevant. Yeah, get rid of those
Speaker 1: fluorescent lights though they all agree on that. Sure, I
Speaker 1: know anything about cheet to know that fluorescent lights are
Speaker 1: terrible for you? Agreed? Do you anything else? No, there's
Speaker 1: it's a pretty good overview, I think, right. Sure, you
Speaker 1: feel good about it. I feel better than I expected.
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Speaker 1: not out of balance, it's not jumping for joy. It's
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