1 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:16,360 Speaker 1: Oh you thought, Oh what I thought? Shit breaking guilty. 2 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 1: Y'all got to feel me. Oh man, we've got six 3 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 1: We are recording this as the verdict came in. He 4 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 1: is guilty on the first sixteen, first nineteen guilty guilty. 5 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: Oh all right, all. 6 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:40,760 Speaker 2: Thirty four, baby yo, he got that three four autumn 7 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 2: like Peyton. 8 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 1: Oh gosh, three four like Peyton. Wow. Okay, so I 9 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,640 Speaker 1: don't know what this means, but he is, lady and gentlemen, 10 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 1: the first American president was a convicted fellow, and the 11 00:00:54,720 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: second because he's about to win the presidency too. But yeah, 12 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 1: that's true. Least we can say. The latest updates from 13 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,360 Speaker 1: the courtroom. Maggie Haberman. The courtroom is extremely tense as 14 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,440 Speaker 1: we wait for the jurors to be brought in. Trump 15 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 1: is sitting very still, his head slightly tilted to the right, 16 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: back into the left like a golf commentator. Wow, that's 17 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: what we knew was true. Tell me about the sentencing. 18 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 2: What's door number one, Judge Mrshan Please, that's what's next. 19 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:32,480 Speaker 1: This this all happened like we've stopped recording, and then 20 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: immediately they were like verdict. Oh, so sh okay, here 21 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 1: we are. 22 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,319 Speaker 2: And For the record, I don't listen to guilty until 23 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 2: proven innocent. Jay Z featuring r Kelly just releisurely that 24 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:52,360 Speaker 2: I'm ready to go. Yeah, that is. That's one of 25 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 2: the worst things to happen, I would yo. I mean 26 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 2: even best of both worlds. 27 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 1: You got to get rid of that ship. Bro. Yeah, 28 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 1: like that, there's not there we're missing. Yeah, he has 29 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 1: a song out there where he is with our on 30 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:13,799 Speaker 1: trial and you're they're not guilty. Yeah. Wow. Anyway, but 31 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:17,079 Speaker 1: all that to say is Donald Trump, uh convicted fell 32 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: in and there's a there's a victory song Trump not 33 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 1: guilty that we're never going to get to hear. He 34 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: had it ready to go. He had like a Super 35 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 1: Bowl shuffle style video to go. We have to change 36 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: it to Donald J. Trump guilty. 37 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 2: There it is, But again, I don't know what satisfaction 38 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 2: this truly brings anyone unless there's actual fucking repercussions, and 39 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 2: in that I don't think jail is a thing. So 40 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 2: he's just gonna campaign on this is my prediction. 41 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, he's gonna try and may I mean 42 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: the way that The New York Times is like written 43 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: about it, like he's like kind of playing up like 44 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:53,240 Speaker 1: how he's a bad boy. Uh, you know this is 45 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 1: like the imagery. Yeah, you're gonna get this is as 46 00:02:57,440 --> 00:02:59,239 Speaker 1: good as it's gonna feel, folks, And it is. 47 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 2: I'm not gonna pretty good. This is the one part 48 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,600 Speaker 2: I'm using the cope. It's from someone that is inside 49 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:09,960 Speaker 2: the courthouse. Jonah Bromwich is saying Trump is unresponsive, sitting 50 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,640 Speaker 2: slack at the defense table. Another person who's reporting the 51 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 2: court I said, quote, he is largely expressionless, a gloom 52 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:16,160 Speaker 2: look on his face. 53 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:20,160 Speaker 1: As guilty, has just been sleepy. This is not fair 54 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: to do someone the norm. What if he was asleep, 55 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 1: they had to wake him up and tell him, hey, fucker, 56 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:34,440 Speaker 1: wake up. Not guilty, Kelly, not guilty. No, no, motherfucker, 57 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 1: you're guilty on a whole thirty four charges. Yeah. So yeah, 58 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 1: as we talked about earlier in the week, like the 59 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 1: New York State Court particularly gives broad latitude to the 60 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: judge on when he delivers sentencing. What that sentencing looks like. 61 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 1: This judge in particular has you know, a lot of 62 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,280 Speaker 1: the coverage has been like he's going to send Trump 63 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: to jail for this gag order thing, and then that 64 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 1: doesn't happen in like some of his statements specifically have 65 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 1: been like, the last thing I want to do is 66 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:08,840 Speaker 1: send you to jail, sir. You are you know you're 67 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 1: running for president? Uh and that would be a first. 68 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:18,520 Speaker 2: So for these kinds of cases too, like they were 69 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:20,600 Speaker 2: saying like nine out of ten times that people don't 70 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 2: see jail, right like in in most circumstances see jail. 71 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:30,599 Speaker 1: So he might be on like probation uttle little house, 72 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:36,680 Speaker 1: little housey a campaign to run, right. So, I don't know, 73 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 1: it is very interesting. This is definitely the more interesting 74 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 1: direction for things to go. It is a it is 75 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: a conviction. So it's a conviction. That's something. Now now 76 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 1: what though? So I don't know, I feel happy just generally, 77 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 1: no no downside to this as far as I can see. 78 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 1: Somebody who did a thing got caught doing the thing. 79 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,480 Speaker 1: I guess the one downside is, like you said, if 80 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:09,719 Speaker 1: he's able to turn this into like, uh, I can't 81 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:13,920 Speaker 1: be stopped. I'm like, help me defeat them, or they're 82 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,600 Speaker 1: gonna throw me in jail. Yeah, I don't know. 83 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,840 Speaker 2: I mean, it's that's that's pretty much all it's gonna be. 84 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,200 Speaker 2: He's gonna have to turn the victim machine up to 85 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 2: fucking fourteen or thirty four in this case to get people. 86 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: To be like, oh, Mike, they've been there doing to. 87 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:30,720 Speaker 2: Him, because if he was acquitted, it's teflon Dawn all 88 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 2: over again. But this time it's we're gonna have to 89 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 2: go full victim mode. 90 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, And as we've talked about, like a lot of 91 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,920 Speaker 1: his followers are like, I'm just gonna vote harder. So yeah, 92 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,159 Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe it just divides the nation further, 93 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 1: but uh, it feels good on the in the first 94 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:57,720 Speaker 1: moments to see Tony tone right there. Uh huh, okay, 95 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: feels good to see a wealthy person who has made 96 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:06,159 Speaker 1: a career of intimidating people in legal context and just 97 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 1: avoiding consequences with It's good to see him get convicted 98 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 1: of a felony. I don't, Yeah, but not at all. 99 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,680 Speaker 2: But what I don't know, Like that's it's just like 100 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:18,839 Speaker 2: now I'm just bracing myself for how this is transformed 101 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:22,000 Speaker 2: into some fucking wacky shit now for him, because it's 102 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 2: not could you imagine if he like did like he's like, well, 103 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,240 Speaker 2: I guess I'm a bad guy. 104 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:30,480 Speaker 1: Folks did a lot of thinking, and I really took 105 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: an l on that one. I don't want anything to 106 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,280 Speaker 1: do with with myself anymore. 107 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 2: It's not it's gonna freak out and there's gonna be 108 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 2: all kinds of fun. 109 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,040 Speaker 1: There's gonna be some wacky responses from from the base. 110 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 2: But it's now the latest from Kate Christobek, who's in 111 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:45,040 Speaker 2: the courthouse. 112 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,520 Speaker 1: Quote, Trump slowly stands up. 113 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 2: As the jurors exit with a frown on his face. 114 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 2: He does not look at the jury as they leave, 115 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 2: his eyes downcast. 116 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,240 Speaker 1: Buddy, because he just really needs a nap. Yeah, but yeah, 117 00:06:57,520 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 1: we're now okay, Yeah. His lawyer is streaming, is screaming. Yeah, 118 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:03,480 Speaker 1: he's Todd Blanche's lawyer. 119 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,920 Speaker 2: Quote is arguing with the jurors gone that the verdict 120 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,039 Speaker 2: is improper and should be tossed because it relied on 121 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 2: Michael Cohen's testimony, who's also convicted criminal. 122 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 1: Basically blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah, oh well so 123 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: is your boy, so I'll have something in common hey anyway, 124 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,960 Speaker 1: all right, So that's uh, that's the up to the 125 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 1: latest moment report guilty. And then we also have a 126 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:32,880 Speaker 1: not unrelated trends coming at you momentarily. Yeah, but yeah, 127 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 1: I wanted to. I wanted to let you know in 128 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: case you in case you missed this, In case you. 129 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,640 Speaker 2: Missed it, yep, yeah, in case, in case your step 130 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,480 Speaker 2: mom hasn't texted you saying. 131 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 1: They convicted Donald got him Trial of the cent dream 132 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:50,280 Speaker 1: got his butt. All right, y'all happy Trump is guilty 133 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:55,600 Speaker 1: of a felon knee conviction. Den bye, putting the n 134 00:07:55,800 --> 00:08:02,960 Speaker 1: y and felony. That's right, Hello the Internet, and welcome 135 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 1: to this episode of Democracy thighs in the Plumpness. That's 136 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:13,640 Speaker 1: courtesy a Locaroni on the Discord. On the Discord, a 137 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:18,240 Speaker 1: little play on democracy dies in darkness. Democracy thighs in 138 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:23,119 Speaker 1: the plumpness. I'm Jack, that is Miles. We were both 139 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:29,720 Speaker 1: plump legged fellows. I'm gonna get a like tattoo, are you? Yeah? 140 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:34,080 Speaker 1: Is that new? No? You make that decision just now 141 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:38,520 Speaker 1: when I said that we have plump legs. Yeah. I 142 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:45,360 Speaker 1: just wanted to add something. You're gonna get democracy, No, 143 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get a tattoo for 144 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,679 Speaker 1: my baby son. Hey. 145 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 2: And another thing that Her Majesty and I saw that 146 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,719 Speaker 2: were kind of like, oh, we could do something not 147 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 2: necessarily matching, but like a echo echoing. 148 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,160 Speaker 1: I really wanted one on my leg. 149 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 2: Ayeah, although doing that sort of seals my fate in 150 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,960 Speaker 2: terms of bathing in a Japanese onsend like a public 151 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:13,800 Speaker 2: bath because it's just like it's just such a stupid 152 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 2: dated taboo. 153 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:17,160 Speaker 1: That's like, yeah, they don't with it. 154 00:09:17,679 --> 00:09:19,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll ask you to cover it. Sometimes they put 155 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,960 Speaker 2: a little sticker on it. Like I had a homegrow 156 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:24,160 Speaker 2: head a full sleeve and they're like, can you cover it? 157 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:28,640 Speaker 1: She's like, with fucking what? You your arm behind your back? 158 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:29,920 Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. 159 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:32,599 Speaker 2: It's gonna freak people out, but I think i'ma have 160 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,120 Speaker 2: to do it. I'm have to I'm gonna have to 161 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:35,280 Speaker 2: do it to him. I'm gonna have to do it 162 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:35,679 Speaker 2: to him. 163 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,600 Speaker 1: My brother in law is a really cool, like uh 164 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,280 Speaker 1: kind of cracking eight crack any thing on his leg. 165 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,199 Speaker 1: A lot of people see some cool leg tattoos, some 166 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:44,840 Speaker 1: cool leg. 167 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,760 Speaker 2: I'm getting up on the thigh like it's not gonna 168 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:50,319 Speaker 2: be a like a like a quad ankle up type thing, 169 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,640 Speaker 2: Like it's gonna previleged. Yeah, you know, when I'm feeling 170 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,160 Speaker 2: cheeky with the thighs let him out you know what 171 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:57,480 Speaker 2: I mean. 172 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, iron him out. You know what I mean? I 173 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,199 Speaker 1: look like John Wayne on vaking. Let him out, Let 174 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 1: him out? All right? Well I am Jack. That is miles. 175 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:11,640 Speaker 1: These are the things that are trending on Thursday. No, wow, 176 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,840 Speaker 1: they're gonna go What if I just went full the 177 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 1: guy for is his name? Fred Marvel to release yet 178 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:24,280 Speaker 1: another fucking ball popcorn buckets. It's the fucking best. 179 00:10:24,360 --> 00:10:28,080 Speaker 2: Honestly, the Fred Schneider voice is the it's the most 180 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,880 Speaker 2: fun way of talking about some SERI. 181 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: Yes, shit, I know nothing about rhymed about it with 182 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,360 Speaker 1: about and you can get away with it in that voice. 183 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,200 Speaker 1: Called it a a rhyme that's ab or whatever. I'm 184 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:51,439 Speaker 1: not a poet. Fuck it all right. Marvel is on it. 185 00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:55,200 Speaker 1: They are on trend. There's nothing like did you see 186 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:59,000 Speaker 1: the thing recently? There are like coke cans with Marvel 187 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:02,800 Speaker 1: characters on them, like just printed on them. Yeah, it's 188 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:07,960 Speaker 1: like an ad campaign where it's like various Marvel superheroes 189 00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:12,679 Speaker 1: are on coke cans. And it just felt like I 190 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,040 Speaker 1: was time traveling to like, yeah, five to ten years ago. 191 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:20,040 Speaker 1: It was like wait, so like they're not even releasing 192 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,000 Speaker 1: movies with these characters. It feels like but like what, Oh, 193 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,240 Speaker 1: it's like it's on a can. Yeah, it's just on 194 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,960 Speaker 1: a can. It's like collect all of the Marvel superheroes 195 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 1: that you love, and it just felt so off trend, 196 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:38,560 Speaker 1: just like behind the times. Oh yeah, what the fuck 197 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:42,040 Speaker 1: is this? Yeah, it doesn't it feel old? Like doesn't 198 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:46,400 Speaker 1: it feel like something from anywhere from five to like 199 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 1: twenty years ago? 200 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:51,760 Speaker 2: No, this is literally I would say, what twenty five 201 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:56,319 Speaker 2: years ago when PEPSI did the episode one Phantomnace Collector Cans, 202 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:59,480 Speaker 2: I remember, I had all those shits. Yeah, And it's 203 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:03,240 Speaker 2: like also like the characters, like the execution, like the 204 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:05,640 Speaker 2: ad like feels weird where it's like somebody drinking a 205 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:09,960 Speaker 2: coke and then like a collector cans so long and 206 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,319 Speaker 2: collector of bottles to remember glass. I remember in the 207 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:15,600 Speaker 2: ninety four World Cup there were different bottles with the 208 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,080 Speaker 2: flag teams playing in the World Cup you could get but. 209 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,000 Speaker 1: Making a comeback, like I don't I don't mind them 210 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,400 Speaker 1: trying that, but there's just like something about Marvel doing 211 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,560 Speaker 1: it that feels like, yeah, no, this is not who 212 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:30,560 Speaker 1: you are anymore, Like yeah, yeah, we haven't heard much 213 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,480 Speaker 1: from you and then you're like, what about what if 214 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:38,480 Speaker 1: we were on your coke pan? What about iron Man? Can? 215 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:46,240 Speaker 1: There you go iron Can All right? Anyways, they are, 216 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:49,839 Speaker 1: but that is to contrast with this, where they are 217 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:56,040 Speaker 1: perfectly on point. They have made a actually this will 218 00:12:56,080 --> 00:13:01,800 Speaker 1: probably go over. Like the Dude Winner, the Dune popcorn 219 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:07,000 Speaker 1: bucket that everybody wanted to fuck was kind of popular 220 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:10,360 Speaker 1: because it seemed unintentional or like vaguely unintentional, like it 221 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:14,439 Speaker 1: was too gruesome for you to get your mind around 222 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:17,160 Speaker 1: the idea that like they were intentionally doing it right. 223 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:22,640 Speaker 1: This one, however, I mean, it's associated with Deadpool versus 224 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:26,160 Speaker 1: Wolverine coming out soon, and we know Deadpool is a 225 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:31,240 Speaker 1: twisted fucker, so I don't I don't doubt that he 226 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,880 Speaker 1: came up with this idea. But Wolverine just has his 227 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:41,600 Speaker 1: mouth wide open like an exaggerated sex doll, and it's 228 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,440 Speaker 1: like there's a little tongue at the bottom of it. 229 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:47,080 Speaker 2: If you want to know what Logan's mouth do, you 230 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,520 Speaker 2: can find out with this bucket. Yes, people are going 231 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:53,800 Speaker 2: to be gargling their scrotums in this book. I can 232 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:56,440 Speaker 2: already see it because it has a tongue in everything. 233 00:13:56,559 --> 00:14:00,600 Speaker 1: It has a tongue. The tongue is like weird trailer 234 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:03,800 Speaker 1: for the bucket features like there, there's like a trailer, 235 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 1: like a little video that got released. The Fable bucket 236 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:17,040 Speaker 1: trailer features popcorns suggestively filling Wolverine's mouth again. And yeah, 237 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,840 Speaker 1: I mean Kevin Figy hinted that they would design a 238 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:23,480 Speaker 1: popcorn bucket in March, back when everyone was talking about 239 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:27,200 Speaker 1: the Dune popcorn bucket, And I don't know, it just 240 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:31,080 Speaker 1: feels like like they two months ago it was parodied 241 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,960 Speaker 1: on SNL, So right now it feels like, all right, it. 242 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,920 Speaker 2: Doesn't matter, you know what I mean, because basically what 243 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,400 Speaker 2: they know is that they can create a consumable good 244 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 2: that people are going to spend money on Talca It's 245 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,800 Speaker 2: like yeah, yeah, but I mean, like if you're a 246 00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:48,760 Speaker 2: Dune fan, like I know, like I know someone who 247 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 2: bought one secondary market to get that Dune fuck bucket 248 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,920 Speaker 2: because they're so like all Dune shit. So I'm sure 249 00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 2: someone who's had a fantasy about WEAPONAX tea baggging Weapon 250 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,160 Speaker 2: X will buy this too. 251 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:09,400 Speaker 1: Naturally, that you can go on eBay and buy a 252 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 1: Dune fuck popcorn bucket, I think is what they call 253 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:19,320 Speaker 1: it an eBay listic get that with a big thing 254 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:24,480 Speaker 1: of lubriderm for one hundred and thirty five dollars. But yeah, 255 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:28,400 Speaker 1: this this one feels just a little bit needy. Yeah yeah, 256 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:28,760 Speaker 1: I mean. 257 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 2: I'm shocked that they're like, how do we make more money? 258 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:36,880 Speaker 1: Needy in the sense that my body needs it. My 259 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:41,080 Speaker 1: body is calling, yeah, to turn this thing into a wonderland, 260 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,920 Speaker 1: all right. The Wall Street Journal I just took note, 261 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:48,320 Speaker 1: starting to think that maybe this private equity thing not 262 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,400 Speaker 1: the best idea in the world. Yeah. Yeah. 263 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:55,160 Speaker 2: The headline you can thank private equity for that enormous 264 00:15:55,200 --> 00:16:01,200 Speaker 2: doctor's bill is very very I mean, we're worried about 265 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:04,200 Speaker 2: people's medical costs. 266 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:07,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, just like I mean, they're basically just saying what 267 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,600 Speaker 1: we've been saying for a year straight. 268 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:15,560 Speaker 2: That yeah, thanks what thanks for fucking drafting behind us again. 269 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 1: It does seem like people are just like slowly wanted 270 00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 1: at a time figuring this out, reporting it, but then 271 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,680 Speaker 1: like nothing really gets done about it. They talk about 272 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,080 Speaker 1: how like a private equity company in one instance in 273 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:32,760 Speaker 1: Texas like bought up all the anesthesiology practices and then 274 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:36,320 Speaker 1: that allowed them to hike up prices, and they're in 275 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:40,560 Speaker 1: a competition, what if there was no competition? And then 276 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:45,600 Speaker 1: when people tried to sue the private equity company, a 277 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:49,800 Speaker 1: Texas judge threw it out because obviously they are designed 278 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:53,040 Speaker 1: to be unsuable because they are like these weird, like 279 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:59,880 Speaker 1: legal conglomeration things that just insert themselves into capitalism and 280 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,800 Speaker 1: function purely as a parasite. 281 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:08,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's organizationally a labyrinthine shell game where they're like. 282 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,800 Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know who you can sue. 283 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,119 Speaker 2: To be honest, I mean, I know we are that 284 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,439 Speaker 2: private equity company, but like, yeah, it's actually it's a 285 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,760 Speaker 2: consortium of people that are investing in it's just so disparate. 286 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,320 Speaker 1: They don't even have the intent to know what they're 287 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:19,880 Speaker 1: I mean, it's just honestly, it's just fucked off. Yeah, 288 00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,720 Speaker 1: this is what they usually say. But yeah, yeah, they 289 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:27,080 Speaker 1: sued the company Welsh Carson, a household name we're all 290 00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:33,520 Speaker 1: familiar with, Oh, Welsh Carson, Anderson and Stowe. Yeah exactly. Yeah, 291 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,920 Speaker 1: but the judge throw it out was like, no, they're 292 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:42,040 Speaker 1: legally protected because of reasons, but it's just like they've 293 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,159 Speaker 1: private equity has been spending hundreds of billions of dollars 294 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:51,280 Speaker 1: acquiring healthcare businesses from emergency care to anesthesiology to nursing homes, 295 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,760 Speaker 1: as we've talked about, and then they get away with it. 296 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:58,280 Speaker 1: They stick themselves into the process. They charge on the 297 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:02,800 Speaker 1: one hand, they like the prices so that people are 298 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,320 Speaker 1: paying more, and on the other hand, they make the 299 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:09,360 Speaker 1: companies that they acquire like pay them fees. Yeah yeah, 300 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,399 Speaker 1: thereby like buying the land that the business is on 301 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,800 Speaker 1: and then making them pay them rent or so they're 302 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:19,679 Speaker 1: just double. They just insert themselves and start taking money 303 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,840 Speaker 1: from both sides. It's truly like the like the parasite 304 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,520 Speaker 1: thing is not even like a metaphor, it is just 305 00:18:26,720 --> 00:18:27,560 Speaker 1: what they are. 306 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, they It's like it does a dis like there's 307 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,560 Speaker 2: not even a word for how fucked up it works. 308 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:36,959 Speaker 2: It's like parasite seems like quite like a dull versus like, 309 00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:39,280 Speaker 2: I don't know, it's like a machine that from the 310 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:42,000 Speaker 2: inside sucks your whole body out and then you're left 311 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,280 Speaker 2: with a skin bag. Yeah that is barely recognizable from 312 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:48,240 Speaker 2: your once previous form. But they absconded with all the 313 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,160 Speaker 2: good shit at that point. 314 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:53,080 Speaker 1: But like if private equity companies went away tomorrow, like 315 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,639 Speaker 1: who would be worse off just the owners of private 316 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:58,280 Speaker 1: equity company and they won't. 317 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,600 Speaker 2: What was the stat that the guy was giving us 318 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,240 Speaker 2: about how like if you added up all the salaries 319 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,520 Speaker 2: of people that work in professional sports, it doesn't even 320 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,760 Speaker 2: come close to adding up what these private equity dos 321 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,520 Speaker 2: are making, Like if you added oh yeah, well not 322 00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,320 Speaker 2: even out of here. 323 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:15,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all those salaries that everyone's like furious about 324 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,760 Speaker 1: because these people are like the greatest athletes in a 325 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,760 Speaker 1: highly competitive world that, like everybody, they are the best 326 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,280 Speaker 1: at a job everybody wants to be the best at. 327 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,800 Speaker 1: We're all mad at how much money they make. And 328 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:31,680 Speaker 1: then these dipshits who just happen to like graduate from 329 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:38,359 Speaker 1: Harvard Business School and like just insinuate themselves. Yeah, so 330 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,880 Speaker 1: the one sentence the Wall Street Journal article where they 331 00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:45,119 Speaker 1: put on their Wall Street hat and do the bidding 332 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:48,480 Speaker 1: of private equity, they're like, there are definitely cases in 333 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:52,679 Speaker 1: healthcare of private equity investors steering a business they bought 334 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:57,360 Speaker 1: through a transition of rapid performance improvement by streamlining billing 335 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:01,280 Speaker 1: and scheduling, later selling it for a profit the same 336 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:05,560 Speaker 1: efficiency they can bring to other businesses. Like half ad 337 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:10,800 Speaker 1: everybody knows that you're supposed like that you can improve 338 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,240 Speaker 1: a business by streamlining it like that. It's like such 339 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,359 Speaker 1: a basic like so they come in and invest in, 340 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:21,200 Speaker 1: like give it better billing and scheduling, and that's worth 341 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:25,399 Speaker 1: there being an industry that is just destroying the entire 342 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,040 Speaker 1: fucking economy. Yeah. 343 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, more curious about like what's happening in the financial 344 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:34,919 Speaker 2: sector that the Wall Street Journal is calling out private 345 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:38,480 Speaker 2: equity like this, because like is it I mean because recently, 346 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:40,879 Speaker 2: you know, whether it's like Red Lobster or Toys r 347 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,199 Speaker 2: Us or other shit like private equities like in the 348 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,919 Speaker 2: news and some people are like, wait, it sounds like 349 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,480 Speaker 2: they completely fucked that company of it. 350 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,439 Speaker 1: It wasn't endless shrimp, it was endless greed. I definitely 351 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: think it's partially from our talking about on the dailies. Guys. Yeah, 352 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,800 Speaker 1: the Wall Street journals scared. They're like, these guys are 353 00:20:55,800 --> 00:21:01,000 Speaker 1: onto us. We better at fucking like we're on the 354 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:04,240 Speaker 1: up and up. There also is like starting to be 355 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,800 Speaker 1: like some political like state houses are enacting laws to 356 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:13,960 Speaker 1: curtail private equity healthcare acquisitions. Congress and regulatory agencies are 357 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:18,480 Speaker 1: starting to probe the effects of private equity investment. In May, 358 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,520 Speaker 1: the Justice Department created a task force focused on healthcare 359 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:27,360 Speaker 1: monopolies and collusion. So it feels like institutionally, there might 360 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,000 Speaker 1: be reasons for people to be like, Okay, we're gonna 361 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:34,600 Speaker 1: want to act like we weren't just ignoring the shit 362 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:35,240 Speaker 1: out of this. 363 00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm saying, like, I feel like this is 364 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:42,560 Speaker 2: like when to protect the institution of policing, police will 365 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:46,200 Speaker 2: put out a sacrificial lamb to be right, and that's 366 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,600 Speaker 2: the bad Apple. And once we get rid of the 367 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:52,080 Speaker 2: bad apple, please stop fucking looking at us. I know 368 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,000 Speaker 2: they're making it hot for the rest of us, but 369 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,560 Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, that's what it. 370 00:21:56,800 --> 00:21:58,680 Speaker 1: I don't know if that's kind of what's happening either. 371 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:02,520 Speaker 2: Again, my ignorance, like the industry is fucking you know, 372 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:06,240 Speaker 2: of extreme here. But it just feels like when you 373 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,960 Speaker 2: see something like an industry rag like the Wall Street 374 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,159 Speaker 2: Journal suddenly be like this part is shitty, You're like, oh, 375 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:14,720 Speaker 2: maybe they're making it too hot for everybody, so you 376 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,120 Speaker 2: got to yeah, well, it's. 377 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 1: Just like very straightforward that they claim, all right, we're 378 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:23,080 Speaker 1: gonna come in, We're going to you know, ultimately make 379 00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:27,879 Speaker 1: healthcare more affordable and then they do it and everybody's 380 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,480 Speaker 1: bills go up, right, So like it's hard to argue 381 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:35,400 Speaker 1: with and people in the in the case of health care, 382 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:39,679 Speaker 1: because their other like magical solution other than like what 383 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,560 Speaker 1: if this was more efficient? Is uh, what if we 384 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:47,119 Speaker 1: paid everybody less? You know, people are dying, so on 385 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:53,159 Speaker 1: the healthcare front, it's going to look be harder for 386 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,439 Speaker 1: them to get out from under. So I feel like 387 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:59,280 Speaker 1: that's probably that would be a first place that we 388 00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:01,720 Speaker 1: might see there be problems and we might see like 389 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,119 Speaker 1: Congress be like, all right, private equity is cool, but 390 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,280 Speaker 1: it just kissed one do health medical stuff. Yeah, yeah, 391 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,640 Speaker 1: but we shall see. All right, let's take a quick 392 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:24,919 Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back. And we're back. We're back. 393 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,439 Speaker 1: Major League Baseball is now including the records of Negro 394 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 1: league players in their official stats. Yep, they're putting it 395 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,000 Speaker 1: next to the white players. 396 00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:38,760 Speaker 2: And you will be shocked at what happened when you 397 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:42,280 Speaker 2: put up the players of color that were kept out 398 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,800 Speaker 2: of the league for seventy years next to their white 399 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:49,679 Speaker 2: counterparts in Major League Baseball, which is like, you know, 400 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:53,920 Speaker 2: this is this has been long overdue. But just for example, 401 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,440 Speaker 2: Josh Gibson has now replaced Ty Cobb as the all 402 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,480 Speaker 2: time leader in career batting average with three seven two. 403 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 2: Cobb's career was three sixty seven. He's also become Major 404 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:08,639 Speaker 2: League Baseball's all time career leader in slugging percentage and 405 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,400 Speaker 2: on base plus slugging. You know, it's like all kinds 406 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:16,000 Speaker 2: of stats here, So yeah, basically going past players like 407 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:19,360 Speaker 2: Babe Ruth, who we know is Dominican, Ted Williams and 408 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,840 Speaker 2: Lou Garrick. But yeah, like, and I just want to say, like, 409 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:27,880 Speaker 2: there's so there's already obviously such fucking predictable racist backlash 410 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:32,240 Speaker 2: over the inclusion of these players who everyone who knows 411 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,240 Speaker 2: anything about baseball is, like, dude, these were some of 412 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,600 Speaker 2: the greatest players that were kept out of Major League 413 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,399 Speaker 2: Baseball because of racism. 414 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,720 Speaker 1: Not for any other reason. 415 00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:42,000 Speaker 2: Like you hear all these people be like they're they're 416 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:43,159 Speaker 2: not even comparable. 417 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,240 Speaker 1: There's no way to know about There's no way to know, dude. 418 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,959 Speaker 2: There actually is kind of a way to know, because 419 00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:53,160 Speaker 2: there were regular fucking exhibition games between teams of Major 420 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,960 Speaker 2: League Baseball and the negro leagues, and guess who won. 421 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:01,479 Speaker 2: About just over fifty percent of those head to head matchups. 422 00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:02,880 Speaker 1: The Negro League players did. 423 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:08,119 Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah I didn't know that fact, and yeah it 424 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,160 Speaker 2: was like yeah, it's uh. And that's just been like this, 425 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:15,160 Speaker 2: I think myth that's always been used to basically try 426 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,840 Speaker 2: and not include these statistics to be. 427 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:22,160 Speaker 1: Like it's that's pretty sick, Like that's that's pretty good. 428 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,159 Speaker 2: I'll take that in the head to head is like 429 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,560 Speaker 2: most more times than not, I'm beating you. 430 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a good I would say it is 431 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:33,200 Speaker 1: a good indicator. They were batting five to seventy, pretty good, 432 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:38,480 Speaker 1: a good batting average. I get on base five fifty yeah, 433 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,720 Speaker 1: fifty percent of the time. 434 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:44,000 Speaker 2: So yeah, again it's like, holy shit, why wasn't this 435 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,040 Speaker 2: happening sooner? 436 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:46,160 Speaker 1: So I think something like. 437 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:49,000 Speaker 2: A little over like around tooth, like a little over 438 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,359 Speaker 2: two thousand players are also going to be into the database, 439 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,160 Speaker 2: integrated into the database on major League Baseball dot com. 440 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,760 Speaker 1: And I'm assuming a Josh Gibson biopic is going into 441 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:02,840 Speaker 1: the like Hollywood machine as we speak. But if not, 442 00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:04,520 Speaker 1: like what the fuck are you doing? 443 00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,320 Speaker 2: I mean, there's there's so many players like you know, 444 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,919 Speaker 2: satgel Page and fucking Buck Leonard. These are like the 445 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,159 Speaker 2: fucking like those are the ones that people really know 446 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:18,600 Speaker 2: a lot about. But yeah, there are just yeah, there's 447 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,240 Speaker 2: countless stories about this and also just really interesting about how, 448 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,560 Speaker 2: you know, the negro leagues were sort of kept alive 449 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:28,119 Speaker 2: through like black business owners who just were able to 450 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,480 Speaker 2: create this despite the racism that existed in Major League baseball. 451 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,560 Speaker 2: So it's not fucking woke DEI shit, it's about putting 452 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,640 Speaker 2: players that were actually better than some of these other players. 453 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,040 Speaker 1: And so yeah, America loves an underdog, but they're not 454 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:51,639 Speaker 1: going to watch this because you know that's Kenny winning. 455 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,200 Speaker 1: I'm just look, I'm a huge fan of Josh Gibson. 456 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:59,240 Speaker 1: Josh Gibson's actually my favorite baseball player. I'm just saying 457 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:03,720 Speaker 1: I would have him him Cooperstown ballot. Yeah, a film 458 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,840 Speaker 1: about him is not going to travel in Europe, where 459 00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:08,320 Speaker 1: they are racist. 460 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:15,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, ma, it's uh anyway, so little bits of racism 461 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,639 Speaker 2: are always slightly being addressed. 462 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,200 Speaker 1: But did you did you ever watch that? 463 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,800 Speaker 2: I think it was an HBO movie, Soul of the 464 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,560 Speaker 2: Game that came out in ninety six that had like 465 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,399 Speaker 2: Delroy Lindo and and oh yeah, Michael T. 466 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:33,160 Speaker 1: Williamson was Josh Delroy Lindo play Satchel Page. Yeah exactly, yeah, yeah, 467 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:37,240 Speaker 1: I do remember that. Yeah yeah, all right. And finally, 468 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:41,880 Speaker 1: just a shout out to I guess cracked dot com 469 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:48,439 Speaker 1: uh might might have influenced a h slasher movie mask 470 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,879 Speaker 1: There's so there's a new slasher film called In a 471 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:58,639 Speaker 1: Violent Nature, which is like making it's it's getting buzz 472 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,800 Speaker 1: because it's making people vomit in movie theaters at like Sundance, 473 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:07,200 Speaker 1: which is always you want that, like that's great buzz. 474 00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:08,760 Speaker 1: In the world of horror films. 475 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,920 Speaker 2: What exactly, there were people like dry heaving or literally 476 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,560 Speaker 2: vomiting in the storm, like. 477 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:21,720 Speaker 1: This is always a thing that they do where they yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 478 00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,240 Speaker 1: I get it. Yeah, although I know somebody who passed 479 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:28,399 Speaker 1: out in Signs. Really yeah that one part where the 480 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,520 Speaker 1: bert runs by between the houses and you're like, ah, 481 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,320 Speaker 1: an ambulance had to be called because they just they 482 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:40,800 Speaker 1: just went white from it. That's that's wild. People's aliens 483 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:41,720 Speaker 1: kind of looked like shit. 484 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,400 Speaker 2: Once you saw them, they looked like absolute ship and 485 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,640 Speaker 2: then you're like you can throw water on them, all right, 486 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,560 Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here. 487 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:51,360 Speaker 1: That's also what you do to somebody you fainted. Yeah, yeah, 488 00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,280 Speaker 1: water hit him with a bucket, hit him with a 489 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,280 Speaker 1: wolverine bucket of piss, and the way right up. But anyway, 490 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,920 Speaker 1: so Cracked the website that I used to work at 491 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,080 Speaker 1: with JM one the writers on our show who brought 492 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,200 Speaker 1: this to our attention. He is friends with the people 493 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,440 Speaker 1: who made this movie, but it is getting a lot 494 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:13,120 Speaker 1: of attention. And the writer director when asked about the 495 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,920 Speaker 1: unique mask worn by the slasher, so the slasher has 496 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:22,120 Speaker 1: this weird like kind of looks like a combination of 497 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:28,440 Speaker 1: an old school diving bell and a executioner's mask. And 498 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,760 Speaker 1: he apparently got the idea for the mask from a 499 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,240 Speaker 1: Cracked article that he read years and years and years ago. 500 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,240 Speaker 1: Those just disturbing things from the past that are supposed 501 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:44,120 Speaker 1: to be comforting, which sounds sounds like a Cracked article. 502 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,680 Speaker 1: Ah man, But I just like the there's so many 503 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,880 Speaker 1: things that could be great slasher movie masks. I feel 504 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:58,240 Speaker 1: like that is an underutilized like resource history is an 505 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:02,000 Speaker 1: underutilized resource, or just like the beauty aisle. Yeah, I 506 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:06,560 Speaker 1: always talk about the like moisturizer face masks like yeah 507 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:11,800 Speaker 1: that my wife where sometimes are fucking terrifying because they're 508 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,800 Speaker 1: just like take all the like dimension away. Yeah. Dimension 509 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:20,320 Speaker 1: is just like your face turns into this very terrifying thing. 510 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 1: Plague masks. I feel like I've been underutilized. And slasher film. Yeah. 511 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,160 Speaker 2: Oh do you remember the movie The Scout with Brendan 512 00:30:27,240 --> 00:30:28,680 Speaker 2: Fraser and Albert Brooks. 513 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:29,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. 514 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 2: Uh, there's a scene that I always think of with 515 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:34,160 Speaker 2: those green masks where he's being stupid and he's biting 516 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,000 Speaker 2: through a tortilla you'll wear it. 517 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:37,880 Speaker 1: As it on his face and I'm like, that is 518 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,280 Speaker 1: a freaky fucking mask too, which are Yeah, I just. 519 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:43,200 Speaker 2: Remember he's like biting holes and he's like wearing a 520 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,720 Speaker 2: tortilla on his face and Albert Brooks like, what the 521 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:46,440 Speaker 2: fuck are you doing? 522 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:50,000 Speaker 1: Ye? So anyway, that's my random Albert Brooks moment of 523 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,960 Speaker 1: the day. There you go, and this is our random Hey, 524 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:57,640 Speaker 1: congratulations to old cracked articles. Yeah, I mean I think 525 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,080 Speaker 1: you should sue the fuck out this guy. Bro. 526 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:03,160 Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck if Jam helped out or anything. 527 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,400 Speaker 2: Jam like the calls. 528 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,080 Speaker 1: Coming from inside the house, Bro, for real, Yeah, you're 529 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,680 Speaker 1: doing all right? Fucked up. I don't even remember the 530 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,440 Speaker 1: article and I couldn't find it when I talk. Oh, 531 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,400 Speaker 1: now you're scared of a little lawsuit. Huh yeah, maybe 532 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,720 Speaker 1: he might. He might have been misremembering it, but I'm 533 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:30,520 Speaker 1: just filmmaker. You don't mow another guy's lawn. Man Freaky, yeah, freak. 534 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,760 Speaker 1: In an episode where he was also talking about how 535 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:40,200 Speaker 1: his co host's glands made him corny, The Killer. 536 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:43,000 Speaker 2: Yeah the Killer, had enlarged lymph notes and a mask 537 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:48,479 Speaker 2: from a crack dot com article and constantly grunted footnotes. 538 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,600 Speaker 1: Footnotes, Hold on, what the fuck is this? All right? Well, 539 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,240 Speaker 1: those are some of the things that are trending on 540 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,520 Speaker 1: this Thursday, May thirtieth. We are back tomorrow with the 541 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,200 Speaker 1: whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind 542 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,680 Speaker 1: to each other, be kind to yourselves, get your vaccines, 543 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,920 Speaker 1: get your flu shots, don't do nothing about white supremacy, 544 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:12,480 Speaker 1: and we will talk to y'all tomorrow. Fight later.