WEBVTT - Immature Hour 0:00:00.640 --> 0:00:04.840 Ka boom. If you thought more hours a day dred 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:08.480 minutes a week was enough, think again. He's the last 0:00:08.600 --> 0:00:12.160 remnants of the old Republic, a sole fashion of fairness. 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:15.320 He treats crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:19.560 the rich pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearinghouse of 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:23.360 hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:30.120 with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:34.200 Happy Sunday, Sundays Sunday, We're back at it eight days 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:35.760 a week. This would be the eight day of the 0:00:35.800 --> 0:00:38.760 week here a spinoff of the Overnight Show. And I 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:42.559 am always excited about the Sunday podcast, which has surprisingly 0:00:43.360 --> 0:00:46.440 done very well. Head to head. We've had interview podcast, 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:49.800 we shoot the Shoot the crap Olver there on Saturday. 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:53.600 But the mail Bag podcast a staple of the weekend, 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:56.920 a tradition unlike any other, and it's done very well. 0:00:56.960 --> 0:00:58.680 We are joined yet again from West of the four 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:01.200 h five, a man who on my birthday called me 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:13.800 a piece of ship. David gas guy doing uh, doing 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:16.800 God's work on your birthday. As I might add, the 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:21.240 production value for your virtual digital birthday cards was tremendous. 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:24.560 It was it was Oscar Worthy. I like to give 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:26.800 a speech as soon as the Bennies are around and 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:31.000 I accept my award for the best villain. Um, so 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:34.040 brighter days are certainly ahead. But yeah, it was. It 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:35.760 was a day under the sun that you got to 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:38.600 celebrate your birthday and happy about that. But I am 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:41.280 in a bad mood, Ben Malley, Well, why would you 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:42.600 be in a bad mood. There's nothing to be in 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:47.280 a bad mood about. We We are no longer perfect. Um. 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:51.840 Some fucking asshole or assholes decided to take their act 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:56.440 to Apple iTunes and our our perfect rating of a 0:01:56.520 --> 0:02:00.280 five point oh is no longer Oh it was right, 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:03.200 We were down to a four point eight on reviews. 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:08.120 How did that happen? I don't know, But your fault 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:09.679 probably had to do with the fact that I wasn't 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:11.520 around a couple of weeks ago and the production value 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:14.440 turned to ship and well that is your fault though, 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:16.160 So it is your fault. That was correct. Man, You 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:19.520 were not here and it's your You are responsible for 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:22.360 the person that he did not tell them properly how 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:23.959 to do the podcast. And you know I can't tell 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:26.040 a twenty year veteran how to do his job. But 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:29.680 you know, people don't want to listen. Make sure listen 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:31.880 when you're away. You've got to make sure the people 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:33.120 that are in for you know how to do it, 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:35.480 how to do the job. And I think it figured 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:37.519 it out. I figured it out. That was pretty good 0:02:37.520 --> 0:02:40.200 at that. But that's whatever. So I noticed that you're 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.160 not really talking about many of the reviews here that 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.480 I I've seen here, some of the more recent reviews. 0:02:46.680 --> 0:02:50.080 The great work, gentlemen, keep the good work, enjoy the questions, 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.200 love the podcast since the beginning. As long as you 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:55.519 keep myself and under compete, gag On under control. Yeah, 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:56.799 I don't know what the funk that means. I'm not 0:02:56.840 --> 0:02:58.959 like a wild dog or some ship like that. I'm 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:01.880 just loose a little bit and a little bit outside 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:05.800 the beaten path. But it's fine. But the voice of 0:03:05.840 --> 0:03:09.040 the people, about that John the jailer people, that's one 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.760 of my favorites. Is he talking about you? There's not 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:15.359 talking about you, he said, Ben Maller is the voice 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:18.560 of the people. My ear just yelling into my ear. 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:21.600 He didn't listen. I had to you. It's not enjoyable 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:24.399 when you don't listen. It's by you unbelievable. How about 0:03:24.440 --> 0:03:26.960 this one? I think we talked about us a while back, 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:28.840 but this one still stands out. The one star review. 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:36.320 Too much repetition? What do we what? What? That's the 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:39.120 one thing you can You can criticize me for anything. 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:41.680 It's fair. But that's the one thing I don't repeat myself. 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:44.760 Like I've been told other radio shows they will do 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:49.760 one monologue and just repeat it every hour. I've never 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:52.680 been that guy. With with rare exception, when there's a 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:54.560 huge story, I might do the same story, but I'll 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.960 try to do a different angle on the you know, 0:03:57.120 --> 0:04:00.360 the topic trees what we call it, But no, I 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:03.520 have attention definity disorder. I will go on and on, 0:04:04.720 --> 0:04:07.760 you know, every hour, on something else with the occasionally 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:10.440 I will strict. Yeah, but the idea of a podcast 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:12.440 or a show is to make sure that you set 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:15.800 the expectations, and I think we do that. Friday is 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:19.279 typically with a guest, Saturday is not so much. Then 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:23.200 Sunday's all dedicated to the listeners with mailbags that is. 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.320 I guess that's like structured in such a way that 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:29.400 it feels repetitious. But so what do we have to 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:32.560 do to get more reviews we have to offer, like money, 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:35.680 Karen on a stick here, Like, I mean, you get 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:39.280 a few stragglers every week or every other week that 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:42.520 will post a review. Yeah, but what is it gonna take. 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:46.040 I considering how many people actually listen to the podcast 0:04:46.040 --> 0:04:48.600 and how many people have actually bothered to review it, 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:52.479 it's like point you know, two point zero zero zero 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.000 point two percent of the actual people that listen to 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:57.240 the post. Well, I think the challenging part in all this, 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:59.000 And you would know because a lot of your listeners 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:02.240 have been with you for for this is where you're 0:05:02.240 --> 0:05:04.200 gonna take a shot at the people that are fans 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:08.960 of the show. God, get myself ready for this one. Um. 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:11.839 I think it's challenging when you have listeners that can't read, 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:14.800 and so when you can't read, you can't rate. And 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:16.839 if you can't rate, then we don't get those reviews. 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:18.599 And so when you can't type, you can't put out 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:21.520 words out there. It gets a little challenging. So I 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:24.400 think that's the dilemma that we're running into, is that 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:27.560 the audience is just not up to stuff. Like if 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.320 we had guys like I'm a pilot across the board 0:05:30.760 --> 0:05:33.120 five stars, we probably would be here right now. We'd 0:05:33.120 --> 0:05:38.320 bea in Hawaii somewhere shooting the ship. Five stars, multiple 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:42.960 six figure income salaries because podcast production. The reviews are great, 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:45.000 and the adience would love us, but we don't have 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:47.360 that kind of demographic here. It's a little bit different, 0:05:47.520 --> 0:05:50.040 and uh, we have to make with what we got. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:52.520 So I think that we're limited in terms of the 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:55.560 areas that we can get reviews and and comments on. 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:59.640 And this is just another textbook example. Was that a 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:05.640 good show of why David Guascon does not relate to 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:08.120 the common man. I feel like the working class like 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:12.360 Dave Parker right now. I feel like that it's big 0:06:12.480 --> 0:06:17.840 strong taking my hacks. Yeah, the white Cobra. Yeah, this 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:20.080 is why we get one star reviews right there, comments 0:06:20.120 --> 0:06:21.520 like that. In fact, i'd encourage you to give a 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:24.479 one star review to the podcast because of what gasct 0:06:24.680 --> 0:06:27.359 just said. He just said, you're illiterate, you're a loser, 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:30.680 and I think you should give a negative review of 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:34.240 the podcast. I haven't called anyone toothless today, for the record, Yeah, 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:36.960 not yet. Typical west of the four or five, the 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:39.960 lower lower you know what do they call the lower order? Right? 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:46.480 The sharecroppers, a bunch of barbarians. You should go into 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:51.200 the mailbox. I'm gonna go check my credit score right now. Yeah, 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:54.160 I'm I'm good. What are you gonna But that's your 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:58.800 your debt score. I wouldn't be bragging about your debt score, 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.559 you know, debt score, que ratings, the whole nine yards. 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:02.839 What do we got? What do we got? The mailbox? 0:07:02.880 --> 0:07:04.320 So this week, all right, let's get right to it. 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:05.720 We do have to get to the mail bag. These 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:09.640 are actual questions by actual listeners sent in via Facebook 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:15.600 and the Mallard Show email bag. In the bag, In 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:20.560 the bag we go? Where to start? Any menim anymore? Alright? 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:23.520 Pierre in Springfield? Great way to start, Pierre in Springfield. 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:27.720 This guy gets it, all right, this guy gets it, 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:31.720 He says, since you've been dropping breadcrumbs for the past 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:34.800 few weeks, any truth to the rumor that you've decided 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:37.760 to sell off the original and the current Mallard mansions 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:40.440 to relocate on the other side of the four oh 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:44.200 five with Gagon and the rest of the one per centers. 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:48.160 Uh no, no, I will not be moving west of 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:52.160 the four oh five. H There is something percolating, but 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:54.360 I am not allowed to disclose that is not for 0:07:54.440 --> 0:07:58.880 public fodder at this particular time. So you've got to 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:01.720 you gotta to that in. But thank you for your concern. 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:06.440 I appreciate that. Uh. Let's see. This is from Scott, 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:11.760 the chef in Knowledge in the Biou. He says, at 0:08:11.800 --> 0:08:14.400 fifty three, I finally decided to learn how to scuba 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:18.360 dive during the pandemic. Now I'm addicted, and I'm considering 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:21.960 other adventure sports. Are there any adventure sports that you 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:26.240 guys see yourself trying but gingerly taking into account you're 0:08:26.240 --> 0:08:30.760 advancing years, especially that flabby, frail old man gag On. 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:33.240 I think I think with Scott, I think he had 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:35.400 to get a certification to for that. I think you're 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:37.160 to scuba dive, Yeah you do. You have to get 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:40.880 a license because if anything goes wrong, you're done. Yeah, 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:46.320 that's it, game over, lights out, exit stage right. I'm 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:50.120 kind of tempted to do some skydiving. I'd like to 0:08:50.960 --> 0:08:53.880 You should do that and I'll be on the ground. Yeah, 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:55.719 I've jumped out of all the planes I want to 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:59.040 jump out of. No, what about parasailing it? Would you 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:06.000 ever consider doing that? Or hang gliding? Hang gliding over 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:09.040 an ocean. Yes, yeah, I could do that. Yeah, in 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:14.160 Hawaii going I think that would be cool. Yeah. Have 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:16.480 you ever done bungee jumping? No, I would never do 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:19.120 bungee jumping that you don't be in a rubber band. No. 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:23.480 I'm a friend of heights anyway, so skydiving would would 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:26.160 scare the ship out of me. But my a cousin 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:29.120 of mine he went on a bachelor party about a 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:33.320 decade ago, and he went, I think they went past 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:36.400 Lake Elsinore, I think, And he said that when they 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:38.160 went out, it was early in the morning, like eight 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.160 nine o'clock in the morning. They went out to jump, 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:44.679 and he said that the adrenine rush was so high 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.160 and his adrenaline was just shot through the roof that 0:09:47.240 --> 0:09:51.320 when they when they eventually landed and touchdown, they grabbed 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:53.440 a beer at the local bar, and then he slept 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:56.120 the rest of the day. That's how shot he was 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:59.640 from the drop. Yeah. Be sure to catch live a 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.320 dish so the Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:05.680 Eastern eleven pm Pacific. Be sure to catch live editions 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:08.320 of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:11.960 eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and the I 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:16.400 Heart Radio app. Jason writes, and he says, Hey, guys, 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:21.160 so I'm graduating from college this year. Congratulations. Uh. And 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:23.920 I got to leave a personal message for the ceremony 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:26.880 this year. Anyway, I will attach a picture of the messages. 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:30.760 I think you'll both really appreciate it. Thank you, Signed 0:10:30.840 --> 0:10:33.000 Jason from parts of We don't know what college, and 0:10:33.040 --> 0:10:36.360 we don't know much more than that. But did you 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:37.840 see the photo of you? Are you looking at here? 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:40.880 I'm not I'm not what he wrote here. I didn't 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:44.480 cheat my way through college like the Astros cheated to 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:51.600 win the World Series. Good job by you, Jason. Look 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:54.960 at that. See that's a that's a legitimate diploma there. 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:57.359 You're not like the Astros. Where you it's a tarnished 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:00.360 just a little piece of paper? Is what would be 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:04.440 if you cheated like that? How dare all right? What 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:06.920 do we have near here? Let me see? I don't 0:11:06.920 --> 0:11:09.920 think I put the name on this one. Okay, it's 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:13.360 a long one. It's let's see any MENI monumo? Oh 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:17.120 this is from I'm a pilot. Oh maybe we should 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:22.000 skip that way. Yeah, let's just skip it. Uh, he 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:24.240 says during my early morning I'll just read the whole thing. 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:25.120 I don't know if he wants me to read the 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:26.360 whole thing. He didn't say not to read whole thing, 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:29.120 he says during my early morning Tokyo jawg. I just 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:33.120 finished listening to this week's fifth hour podcast shows, and 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:36.319 comparing and compared to the dreck of the previous week, 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:40.000 one can only conclude that David Gascon is crucial to 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:43.559 the show. Much like a solid foundation on which the 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:47.960 Acropolis in Athens and the Pyramids of Giza have stood 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:52.680 for centuries, so too is the work of one David J. Gascon. 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:56.000 This must be your burner account, right, good man, This 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:58.280 gotta be your burner account. Look at I mean, he 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:01.800 has commas in the right place, his periods, he capitalizes, 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:04.080 he has all the words spelled out. And this is 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:06.840 a white collar type of guy. This is the guy 0:12:06.880 --> 0:12:09.840 that we need here for your audience to grow this 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.160 fucking show. Well it says here I I feel, as 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:15.280 over a ten year listener to your show and self 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:21.480 appointed counsel for David Gascon, the malfeasance accused by you 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:25.839 upon him must be debunked again. This is a burner 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:28.640 account for Guescon. I wonder if we could prove me wrong. 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:31.160 I wonder if we can bribe I'm a pilot to 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:35.079 bring back some Japanese wag ou. He's in Tokyo, he said, 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:40.080 was email continues in said Mallard. Show guide Books section 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:45.640 seven subsections seven A is incorrect, said fill in Big 0:12:45.679 --> 0:12:50.600 Mike is solely accountable for their own production, and liability 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:54.360 does not fall upon Gascon, who was not available nor 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:58.320 had any way to correct or control the shitty production. 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:01.240 A waiver and release. Let's pause right there, let's at 0:13:01.240 --> 0:13:03.760 the pause. But that's not true, all right. The way 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.920 this works here, when you are lazy and you don't 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:09.800 show up to work, you are supposed to tell the 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:11.800 person filling in how to properly do their job. And 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:13.960 if you do not do that and that didn't happen here, 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:18.360 then you are responsible. That's like you going to call 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:21.000 on Calahert telling him how to do his job or 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:24.480 vice versa. No, no, if the difference if Cowherd filled 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:26.839 in for me and I didn't tell him how our 0:13:26.840 --> 0:13:29.760 show works, that would be maufiss. No, wouldn't he just 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:33.360 t It would absolutely be Maufie's how hard is it 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.800 for you to just go on the air talk and 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:40.800 then lean on callers for another hour or two. Well, 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:42.920 according to you, they can't read, so how could I 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:46.480 lead on them? I mean they're illiterate. Yeah, that's true. 0:13:46.559 --> 0:13:49.360 I guess all right, it is up to the marquee name. 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:53.040 I'm a pilot says, to fully vest the validity and 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:56.920 ability of fill ins to not only produce, but manage 0:13:57.040 --> 0:14:02.720 discrepancies to mark He's names satisfaction. Well, that's actually not true. 0:14:03.480 --> 0:14:05.360 Let me tell you something. Some people think, well, hey, 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:08.439 why don't you have so and so fill it? And 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:10.120 and here's the thing. If you think I had any 0:14:10.160 --> 0:14:12.240 kind of leeway at the company, any kind of power, 0:14:12.280 --> 0:14:16.679 and I wielded a powerful, powerful hammer, do you think 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:22.200 i'd have David Guesscon on the podcast. Do you think 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:27.200 I would have Brian Finley no step in when Eddie's away? Maybe? 0:14:27.240 --> 0:14:33.080 Of course not no, no, no, no no no. You 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.880 have to fill in then for Eddie if if he 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:40.960 was not around, well, anybody but Finley a b F 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:44.680 whether that's wreck Itt Ralph to Seger, who I don't 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:46.600 think will work on our show anymore. I don't know 0:14:46.640 --> 0:14:49.960 any of these guys. I would have them or probably myself, 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:53.040 not you, and I did not have you on that list. 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:56.880 You just complain it's too late. I can't stay up. 0:14:57.960 --> 0:14:59.920 I gotta I gotta go east to the four old 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:05.440 five boo boom. Anybody can regurgitate updates for seven hours 0:15:05.800 --> 0:15:09.040 during that time slot. Well, yeah, you update, guys, do 0:15:09.120 --> 0:15:11.280 one update and just repeat it over and over again. 0:15:11.280 --> 0:15:15.760 It's fascinating. The work ethic involved in rewriting. I remember 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:17.480 when I started, they gave this book. I still have 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:19.920 it somewhere. It's in the in the shed somewhere, but 0:15:19.960 --> 0:15:22.640 it's it was the guide book to doing news updates 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:24.600 at Fox Sports Radio, and it was like, yeah, rewrite 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:27.400 every hour and uh you know, rephrase and I'm like, 0:15:27.440 --> 0:15:30.440 oh no, that doesn't happen anymore. That ship is left 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:34.440 the port. It's wild. What else do we have. He'd 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:38.200 made some comment about the Dodgers who cares a five 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:41.320 tool players such as David J. Gas up with this 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:44.640 guy really wants to have your child there. Hey, you 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:47.400 two should get a room. We should first class, first 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:50.640 class cabin. I'm a pilot, says David J. Gascon needs 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:54.320 an apology, no apology. A man who has had his 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:58.080 hand in radio, TV, cinema, social media and literature does 0:15:58.120 --> 0:16:02.160 not wait for nobody right. Much like all the superheroes 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:06.840 of our time, Mr Gascon goes where he is called 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:10.480 and needed most. I need to take a shower after 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:14.640 reading this. David Gascon's most recent display of genius may 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:18.760 have been recently when producing your regular show. His acute 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:22.800 sense of screening callers and promptly ending them at the 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:26.640 perfect time was nothing short of miraculous. I can only 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:28.920 imagine what I'm a Pilot thought of David Gascon on 0:16:29.000 --> 0:16:31.400 my birthday calling me a piece of ship. I probably 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:34.640 thought that was really good as well. One can only 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:38.720 ascertain I'm a Pilot says that he is one of 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:41.520 the main reasons why the show consistently ranks in the 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:45.320 top five. I think we all agree that we need 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:49.960 more David Gascon in our life's good and you, you see, 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:53.320 here's the thing you accuse me of having. Like Pierre 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:55.880 and Springfield, guys like that suck up to me. They 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:58.840 have never written a love note that guy like this 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:01.360 from I'm a Pilot. As they can't write, they can't 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:03.880 articulate it. In the fashion that he has done that. 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:07.840 I mean he's not done, but he's not done. I 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:10.800 believe a public apology, and I'm a pilot, says for 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:15.840 your alleged mouthfeasance against him would end our grievance and 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:19.000 we would consider this matter close. On another note, I 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:24.120 noticed you have been talking about sprucing up the house 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:29.440 and uh and all that. Immediately my spider's senses begin 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:33.440 to twitch, and it can mean two things, he says. 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.879 As a father of twin girls five years old, I 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:39.480 know this trend. Either Mrs Maller may be pregnant and 0:17:39.560 --> 0:17:42.320 you are waiting until the first trimester, or you are 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:44.120 setting and moving to west of the four oh five. 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:47.560 Neither of those things. All these guys trying to figure 0:17:47.560 --> 0:17:50.360 out what's going on, all all these private eyes here 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:54.600 trying to figure out what's going on. Uh, there is 0:17:54.960 --> 0:17:57.679 nothing I can reveal at this time, but I promise 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:00.640 you I will not be living west of the four 0:18:00.640 --> 0:18:06.760 oh five. Never going to happen. No, No, it bothers me. 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:08.520 When I go west to the four or five, I 0:18:08.560 --> 0:18:10.159 try to go to the beach where the four oh 0:18:10.280 --> 0:18:12.920 five ends, because I don't want to go west of 0:18:12.960 --> 0:18:14.320 the four or five. So I'll just go to like, 0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:16.560 I'll go all the way down to the Laguna Beach 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:19.480 because that's there's no four oh five down there. We're 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:22.080 all go up north to central California, or I'll go 0:18:22.119 --> 0:18:26.040 to Ventura or somewhere like that where there's no no 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:29.439 four oh five. Fru. This is arguably you're the best 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:32.200 caller that you have on your show. He doesn't even call, 0:18:32.400 --> 0:18:34.880 he does no. No, he's not a call. He's an 0:18:34.880 --> 0:18:37.280 email writer. He's a Twitter guy. He's not a call. 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:40.280 He's the best personnel that you have amongst your followers. 0:18:40.400 --> 0:18:43.359 Great guy. I mean, obviously he's working part of the 0:18:43.400 --> 0:18:47.320 working class, but he's elite and there's a whole lot 0:18:47.320 --> 0:18:50.080 of reasons why. All right, calm down? Uh, he has 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:52.119 a question also, but this thing goes on forever. How 0:18:52.119 --> 0:18:55.680 about brevity. I'm a pilot. How about a flight to Tokyo? 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:57.200 What do you Yeah, but we don't have a fourteen 0:18:57.240 --> 0:19:01.080 hour podcast? Maybe not you alway is gonna wrap it up? 0:19:01.160 --> 0:19:03.120 I'll be wrap it up. I gotta go. I got 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:05.800 things to do. I can't I can't be here forever. 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:10.199 Yea NonStop I got these Well, you're going. I'm like, 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:12.040 there's no clock on a podcast. We can do whatever 0:19:12.040 --> 0:19:13.760 we want. There's no clock on a pocket. No, No, 0:19:13.800 --> 0:19:16.800 I got things to do. Leave me alone. Blah blah 0:19:16.800 --> 0:19:18.639 blah blah blah. As you used to say back in 0:19:18.680 --> 0:19:22.199 the day. Get to the point. Get to the point. Please. 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:24.959 Here's the question from I'm a pilot. What is something 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:28.280 you did that was really out of your comfort zone? 0:19:28.960 --> 0:19:31.800 It doesn't have to be the scariest, but something you 0:19:32.040 --> 0:19:35.080 didn't want to do but ended up kind of enjoying. 0:19:36.760 --> 0:19:40.960 And he listed a couple of options. Eating something weird. Well, yeah, 0:19:41.160 --> 0:19:44.919 I think eating the bull testicles was probably the biggest 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:47.639 thing I did. I did not enjoy it though, the 0:19:47.720 --> 0:19:52.280 Rocky Mountain oysters. I've never done horseback riding. I did 0:19:52.320 --> 0:19:54.800 go to the ballet. My wife she wanted to go 0:19:54.840 --> 0:19:56.600 to the ballet, So I went to the ballet and 0:19:57.600 --> 0:19:59.640 so a lot of dudes walking around with cod pieces. 0:20:00.400 --> 0:20:03.399 That was awkward and uh yeah, that was not really 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:05.600 my my jam. I went to a Beauty and the 0:20:05.600 --> 0:20:11.760 Beast musical at the Hollywood Bowl great spot. Sorry, I 0:20:11.760 --> 0:20:16.080 don't like that stacked parking over there, but I've done that. 0:20:16.119 --> 0:20:20.359 I've never we talked about certain I've never done skydiving school, 0:20:20.359 --> 0:20:26.120 I've done snorkeling, not scuba diving. Ballroom dancing I've never done, 0:20:27.080 --> 0:20:29.560 never done that. I would say the thing that was 0:20:29.600 --> 0:20:32.439 really out of my comfort zone was getting married and uh, 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:36.560 and I did do that. There you go. So I'm 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:40.960 a pilot with the never ending letter who someday, Gascon 0:20:41.680 --> 0:20:43.159 you will look back at your life and you say, 0:20:43.160 --> 0:20:45.280 who said the nicest thing about me in my life? 0:20:45.280 --> 0:20:48.080 And it would be I'm a pilot. Right there, it 0:20:48.119 --> 0:20:51.480 goes one and then definitely not to you at number two. 0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:53.760 So I will answer this question. I think I've had 0:20:53.800 --> 0:20:56.840 cow tongue before. That was kind of awkward and uncomfortable. 0:20:57.480 --> 0:21:01.160 I do hear you like tongue and um, who doesn't 0:21:01.160 --> 0:21:03.840 like a little tongue? Um? And I think the I 0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:08.680 think the acting for me doing that is um out 0:21:08.680 --> 0:21:12.280 of my comfort zone too. The acting. Yeah, well you 0:21:12.320 --> 0:21:15.000 missed the podcast every other week because of the acting. 0:21:15.119 --> 0:21:16.479 So I don't know. I don't know what's going on. 0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:19.800 But it's different when you're doing live radio or live television. 0:21:20.160 --> 0:21:23.640 You're flying without a parachute, so you're your pot committed. 0:21:23.680 --> 0:21:26.200 You don't have time to think about it. But when 0:21:26.240 --> 0:21:30.480 you are on a set and you're shooting, you've got 0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:33.840 people looking at you, judging you. And then of course 0:21:33.880 --> 0:21:37.520 you have a director that and an editor that will 0:21:37.560 --> 0:21:40.320 make or break you. They can capture whatever you put 0:21:40.320 --> 0:21:44.000 out there and either cut it or emphasize it. And 0:21:44.040 --> 0:21:46.919 then on top of that, you're just trying to portray 0:21:47.119 --> 0:21:50.840 something and someone else. And well you should do the 0:21:50.880 --> 0:21:55.600 curb your enthusiasm type acting where you don't have lines. 0:21:56.440 --> 0:21:57.960 You know, there's some things you have to say, but 0:21:58.000 --> 0:22:01.120 you can add live, right you can. Yeah, that's that's 0:22:01.160 --> 0:22:03.040 the kind of acting that I would want to do 0:22:03.160 --> 0:22:06.800 improv But yeah, yeah, But when you're going on these 0:22:06.840 --> 0:22:09.080