WEBVTT - "I HATE MY NAME" 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.000 Hey, folks, it's Lyle get this. 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:06.800 I'm coming to over forty cities across the United States, 0:00:07.080 --> 0:00:12.160 the UK, Europe and Australia to do this here Therapy 0:00:12.240 --> 0:00:17.120 Gecko Podcast Live. These shows will involve bringing folks from 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:19.880 the audience up on stage to talk to a gecko 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:24.160 about whatever they want, just like we do on the podcast. 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:29.360 The shows are completely unplanned, completely unpredictable, and they will 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:31.479 be a lot of fun. So if you're a fan 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:35.360 of the podcast, you should definitely come out. Tickets are 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:39.680 available right now at therapy geckotour dot com and you 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:43.840 should get them before they are sold out. That's therapy 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:47.440 geckotour dot com. We'll put the link in the episode 0:00:47.440 --> 0:00:51.400 description as well. The live shows are are very fun, 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.440 they're very geko wee, and. 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:56.680 I hope to see you there. All right, let's get 0:00:56.680 --> 0:01:02.520 into the episode. Hello, how are you while? Uh no, 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:13.360 it was this, I ask Will Smith. It says here, 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:16.240 it says here that your name is Will Smith. It 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:19.640 says here that is your legal name, and it says 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:23.919 that you feel like you're becoming a caricature of yourself. 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:27.760 Yes, I really do feel like I am. 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:29.280 Okay, tell me about that. 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:33.479 It's so my whole life. Like I didn't start out 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:35.640 as Will Smith. Like my family kind of raised me 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:39.120 his Billity. That's what I'm still called at home. And 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:41.760 then like sometime in like first second grade, one of 0:01:41.760 --> 0:01:43.399 my teachers going to call me Will Smith, and it 0:01:43.440 --> 0:01:45.600 kind of just stuck. My whole life. I've been Will 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:47.960 Smith just like because it's funny. You know, I have 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:50.960 the same name as the actor. And as my life 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:54.120 has progressed, people have just like come to know me 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:57.720 as Will Smith. And it's kind of been like a 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:01.360 easy slot for like getting into things or talking to 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:06.680 people and all, like it's made so very easy. It's 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.520 always a good ice breaker. But I'm I'm a bit 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:11.480 of a character. I just I don't know, I'm a 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:13.080 weird fucking guy. Curse is that? 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:13.400 Okay? 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:18.000 What am I allowed to curse? 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:26.160 I know it is not my podcast. M Why do 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:29.639 you feel like you're a weird guy? No? 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:33.680 No, I've never had to take things too seriously or 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.440 I've never felt the need to anyway. Yeah, I guess 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:40.760 I'm just like my life in general, I just think 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:44.440 it's more important to like have fun while doing the 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:46.760 things that are important. So it kind of led to 0:02:46.760 --> 0:02:50.040 me just kind of having this weird philosophy of getting 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:52.440 things done however I need to no matter how strange 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:55.959 it may seem. And you know, I like just say 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:59.080 funny things, do funny things. I'm known on my campus 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:01.200 as also the rollers guy, and it's kind of just 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:03.880 like become a second persona along with that because I'm 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:05.400 always wearing them. 0:03:05.639 --> 0:03:09.960 So tell me more about like why why this? I mean, 0:03:10.320 --> 0:03:12.959 why does this seem like a negative thing for you? 0:03:15.919 --> 0:03:19.400 It's become like an especially negative thing in like the 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:22.840 last few years because it's just like it's just like 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:25.000 it sounds really stupid. It's really annoying when people come 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:28.400 up to you and ask about the slap eight times 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:31.280 a day that happened at the Oscars. 0:03:32.000 --> 0:03:36.640 Yeah, sort of, Uh that as soon as that happened 0:03:36.640 --> 0:03:39.480 and will Smith started trending, you must have been shaken 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:42.160 in your boats, Like, fuck, this is gonna be everything 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:45.200 everyone says to me for the next five years. 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:49.040 Yes, and it has continued to be. It was the 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:51.800 it was the weirdest thing because, like, you know, the day, 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:56.560 the two days following that stupid thing, like every person 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:59.360 I've ever known has like texted me about that because 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:01.360 they thought it was Hi. And as time went on, 0:04:02.320 --> 0:04:04.200 random people that I haven't spoken to in years, you know, 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:07.280 from high schools, like old friends, the text me like 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:10.000 three months later and say so, how about that flat 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:13.320 And it is just kind of persistent. 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:14.520 Yeah. 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:16.400 Yeah, And it's. 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:18.400 Just like a strange thing that I've endured, I guess, 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.599 And it's uh, it's kind of weird dealing with this 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:25.360 thing that has like become part of my identity even 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:26.240 though I don't want it to be. 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:29.840 M hm hmm. 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:35.200 What would you like your identity to be? Uh? 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:39.279 Just Will, I guess. And I've like in the last 0:04:39.440 --> 0:04:41.279 few months, like coming back to school, you know, for 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:44.279 like the new school year and stuff. Not that I 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:46.240 ever like, I mean, I did introduce myself with Will 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:47.760 Smith quite a bit back in the day, but like 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:50.240 now I'm kind of just trying to be Will. But 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:54.200 the name persists because all it takes is a professor 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:57.760 reading my name on the thing on the agenda, I guess, 0:04:57.800 --> 0:05:00.839 to connect the dots, and that's what everyone knows me 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:01.400 as already. 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:07.520 Mm hmmm mm hmm. Okay, what's your life like outside 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:08.560 of being Will Smith? 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:13.440 Uh, it's honestly very good. I think that I live 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.680 a very good life, and it's just like because I've 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:20.160 tried my best to make it good. You know, lots 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:23.280 of friends and you know, good environment. Nick, who you 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:26.840 just spoke to, one of my best friends here at school. Ah, 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:29.520 it's funny. We're not We're like on other ends of 0:05:29.600 --> 0:05:34.400 campus right now, mhm. But everywhere I go it's always 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:37.599 been Will Smith, Will Smith, Will Smith, and. 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:42.520 It's always like like, no, I want to let you 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:43.200 finish real quick. 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:46.320 It's it's like a lot of people seem to don't 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:48.240 actually care what I'm like. They just think it's funny 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.880 that I'm Will Smith, and that is really like started 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:52.599 to affect me in the last year or two. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:54.400 Mm hmm. 0:05:56.120 --> 0:05:57.520 What do you wish people know about you? 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:00.840 I don't know. 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:03.960 Like I just think that, like, like the things I 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:07.360 do on a daily basis don't need to be sort 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.960 of put under this category of being a character because 0:06:09.960 --> 0:06:14.680 I have a funny name, you know, if that makes 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:15.320 any sense at all. 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:22.520 So you're you're starting to feel like a one dimensional 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:25.039 being and not like an actual person. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:30.760 Yes, Like I guess, I guess like this is a 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:32.880 pretty good instance of it. Like I'll go over to 0:06:32.920 --> 0:06:35.760 my little friend's door him and then like all of 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:37.760 her roommates will start like yelling Will Smith. And if 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:39.320 they have people over, they go, oh my god, that's 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:41.720 Will Smith. And they don't really care who I am. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:42.760 They just care about the name. 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:49.320 M What do you wish people saw within you? 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:55.680 I don't know. Just Will be the person that wants 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:57.800 to talk to everybody, have a conversation with everybody, gets 0:06:57.800 --> 0:07:00.719 to know somebody. I think it's important. It's just like 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.920 on a daily basis, just be that person that will 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:09.840 go up to somebody and start a conversation. Just be 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:15.640 there for somebody. And I am. I feel like I 0:07:15.680 --> 0:07:18.000 am that to a lot of people. But it has 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:19.480 gotten to a point where a lot of people just 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:23.640 don't care about my personal attributes. 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:24.160 I feel like. 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:36.920 You said, used to go by Billy, right, Yeah, but. 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:38.920 I haven't in probably fifteen years. 0:07:39.640 --> 0:07:41.440 Would you consider changing your name. 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:46.560 To Billy anything. 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:47.120 Or just in general? 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:52.600 Yeah, so I wouldn't start going by Billy again just 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:55.280 because my friend group back home, you know, my best friends, 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.760 we already have a Billy in the group. But uh, 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:01.400 I was actually thinking about once I graduate and head 0:08:01.400 --> 0:08:03.320 out on my own, to change my last name to 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:07.040 my h name on my mother's side, Romeo, in honor 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:09.680 of like my grandfather, because he was one of the 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:11.000 most important people in my life. 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:20.680 Will Romeo, what do you. 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:21.080 Think of that? 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:22.960 I like that. 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:27.440 I think it's fun, it's good of my string to it, 0:08:27.520 --> 0:08:30.480 but like genuinely more important to me. It's just like 0:08:31.360 --> 0:08:34.199 keeping that name going. I'm the only boy in my family. 0:08:34.240 --> 0:08:38.760 I have three older sisters and the only other Romeos 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:42.360 that a guy are, you know, fifteen hours away down south? 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:47.040 Do you identify more with Romeo than with Smith? 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:50.080 Uh? 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:53.120 I am. I very much associate with the name Smith 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:57.040 because both sides of my family have stuck around back home. 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:59.400 I have a very large family that I love very much, 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:03.600 and they're all very supportive. So it's not like it's 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:05.360 not like I'm changing my name just from the kind 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:07.360 of like side with one side of the family. I 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:09.560 do love the Smith's side of my family very much. 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.440 I have to ask you something. It says here that 0:09:15.200 --> 0:09:17.160 you were in the queue the other day but you 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:19.800 had to hang up because there was an active shooter 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:22.400 in your dorm. 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:25.400 No, okay, so there was a there was a email 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:28.320 that went out our school was veried ineffective at relaying 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:31.520 information to us. So we had heard like like people 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:35.160 were just like texting rumblings about a threat in one 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:37.080 of the complexes. I was not there. I was in 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:39.839 the studio, which I am right now actually doing some 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:44.080 artwork a monitor tonight. But these schools sent out an 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:47.360 email about a potential threat. So I hung up the 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:49.280 phone so I could figure out what the heck was 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:52.520 going on and like do something about it if I 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:52.880 needed to. 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:58.920 So that was a funny way. I'm glad you're all right. 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.720 Yeah, the threat was apparently taking care of like immediately, 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:07.720 but the school had no proper life precautions in place. 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:11.360 I guess, like, well, apparently we had cops on campus 0:10:11.360 --> 0:10:14.400 with Bryant shields, and the only information we had was 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:17.800 a very poorly worded femail address to each student about 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:21.400 a police investigation. So it was almost appearing as if 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:22.640 we were under investigation. 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:26.360 You know what, you know, you know what would have 0:10:26.360 --> 0:10:31.760 made you a legend? What is if there was an 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:41.960 active shooter and you went up to him and slapped him. 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:43.480 That's actually pretty funny. 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:51.079 Let's see, Will any final thoughts, feelings, sentiments on your 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:54.480 name being Will Smith that that you that you want 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:55.120 to share with us. 0:10:57.720 --> 0:10:59.840 Most of my life it was, it was a strange blessing. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:03.679 And then just as I've gotten older, it's just not 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:07.520 the person I want to be anymore. And I just 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:10.959 think that like it's important as like I'm twenty, it's 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:13.360 important as I kind of it's just twenty in my life, 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:15.800 where like I'm getting ready to graduate and hopefully move 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:17.480 out on my own. But I'm the person I want 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:19.520 to be, and then I have the opportunity to start 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:22.439 fresh if I need to. I think that everybody should 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:22.640 have that. 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:27.240 Well, Well, thank you very much for calling and sharing, 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.800 and I hope you enjoy your new life, as will Romeo. 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:32.800 Thank you, mister Ghek. 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:34.839 Take care man, have a good night. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:41.719 Take care. Hello. Hello, Hi, who is this? 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:42.920 This is Robert Johnson. 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:45.880 Hi, Robert Johnson. What's going on with you? 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:51.520 Well, so I have a bit of a revenge story 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:54.280 to tell, and I'm not too sure if I should 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:57.640 feel guilty about what I gave it if I took 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:01.560 it too far. Not okay, it's nothing like Super Dark 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:04.640 or anything. I didn't. I didn't do anything too crazy. Well, 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:06.120 I guess chat will decide that. 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:09.160 Well, no, but well, you know that's up. You know, 0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:14.240 only God can judge. I think I don't know what's up? 0:12:14.280 --> 0:12:14.880 What did you do? 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:15.480 Tell us? 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:17.760 Tell us what happens. 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:21.160 Well, so a bit of a backstory and I'll try 0:12:21.200 --> 0:12:23.360 not to make it too depressing or anything, you know. 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:29.160 During during lockdown in twenty twenty, I got myself a 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.800 German Shepherd puppy to help with the depression I was 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:36.720 going through and everything. Yeah, and I wasn't aware that 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:40.240 she had a tarvo. It's a it's a really aggressive, 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:43.920 deadly disease towards dogs. We only got to have her 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:48.479 for a couple of weeks before I had to unfortunately 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:51.120 put her down. But you know, that sucks, but at 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:53.200 least I gave her the best couple of weeks I 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:56.400 possibly could have given her. Sure, Sure, So after I 0:12:56.480 --> 0:13:00.640 put her down, I came back home to the apartment 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:02.600 I was sharing with one of my friends. He's not 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:06.120 my friend anymore, that's for sure, but he had went 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:09.199 into my room. He took some stuff out of there, 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.920 and I confronted him about it. We got into a 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:14.360 bit of a tussle and he decided to call the 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:19.000 cops on me, and he told the police that I 0:13:19.080 --> 0:13:20.920 pointed a gun at him, that I had wed in 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:25.040 the basement. Well, I never did that. If I did, 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:29.920 i'd absolutely be locked up right now. But the apartment complex, 0:13:30.040 --> 0:13:33.840 after everything got situated, they decided that they were going 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:37.000 to kick me out of the apartment, even after the 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:41.199 whole police report and everything went through. Because the other 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:44.640 guy lived there longer, they decided that I wasn't going 0:13:44.720 --> 0:13:46.520 to be the one that got to stay. And you know, 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:49.240 that's fair enough. He was there like a year before me, 0:13:49.800 --> 0:13:51.200 So I guess that makes sense. 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:56.680 But the dog does the dog? Is that have anything 0:13:56.720 --> 0:13:58.440 to do with this roommate situation? 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:08.280 Kind of? Sort of? It was just he was being 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:13.040 a real dick, like he knew where I was. He 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:15.160 he knew I was on edge because I just lost 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:18.480 the I just spent a lot of money on the dog, 0:14:18.960 --> 0:14:21.360 and then I had about one thousand dollars worth of 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.280 VET bills that I had to pay and I, you know, 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.680 dog just died, and so he knew he knew all 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:32.000 that was going on. I'm not too sure what, Oh, 0:14:32.040 --> 0:14:32.800 go ahead. 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:34.760 All right? So what I I guess I still don't 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.560 understand what exactly you guys were fighting about he took 0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.480 stuff from your room and you confronted. 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:42.800 Him about it. So he when I was gone that night, 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:45.720 he went into my room and he took he took 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:48.880 one of my Xbox controllers and one of my chairs, 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:52.080 and I just went up to and I was like, hey, man, like, 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:54.720 don't go into my room. You know, I was. I 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:58.120 was much more angry than what I'm letting on right now. Again, 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.640 I was on I was on edge, and so confronted 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:03.600 him and I pushed him, and he was like, I'm 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:08.080 calling the police on you. And so that's uh, it 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:09.560 was me and him getting into a bit of a 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:15.520 physical altercation after everything happened. That he was just that 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.000 that's just kind of how everything went down after I 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:19.920 got home. And to be fair, I wasn't in the 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:22.440 best date of mine. I absolutely could have handled it 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:29.520 better if I needed to. But uh, after they told 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:31.280 me that I was going to have to move out, 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:33.960 they were like, so, since you're the one moving out, 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:36.640 we're going to give you a couple of days. They 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:40.000 asked the roommate if he could leave for a couple 0:15:40.000 --> 0:15:42.640 of days, go spend h spend some time at a 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:45.560 friend's house, just so I could pack everything up, you know, 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:48.720 get out of there, like I need to. Yeah, And 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:53.920 uh so I guess the real important part, the next part, 0:15:53.960 --> 0:15:56.720 the reason I did what I did. Afterwards, So when 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:01.400 he called the police on me, this was probably two 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:05.440 or three days after the whole George Floyd incident. So 0:16:05.720 --> 0:16:08.400 I had been seeing everything that was happening on the news. 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:12.000 You know. This was like one am at night, like 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:14.800 I had just gotten home driving back from that and 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:17.960 all that. And so when he tells him that I 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:20.320 was plenty a gun at him, I had four officers, 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:24.120 you know, coming to my apartment, you know, guns pointed 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:26.720 at me. I was like, you know, I thought I 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:29.280 was gonna die. And that was a real I thought 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:32.120 I thought I was dead, you know. I my life 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:35.640 really flashed before my eyes when all of that happened. Okay, 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:40.400 And so after everything got situated, you know, the police 0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:43.000 were like, well, this was clearly a bullshit call. We 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:47.480 got for some for no reason. This was very much 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:50.640 a waste of time. And so I decided, you know, 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:55.840 I did. I decided I was gonna I couldn't, you know, 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:58.720 destroy his property. I wasn't gonna break any type of 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:01.280 laws or anything like that. I'm not going to go 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:05.240 out slashing tires or anything like that. But what I 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:10.360 did end up doing is over the course of two days, 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:17.119 I used a Jada Stevens, anal masturbator, and I collected 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:19.320 all of the lube and come from it over the 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:24.200 course of two days. And I preceded it to smear everything. 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:27.560 I poured it into his Xbox vent. He had like 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:30.440 a four hundred dollars night set. I sneered it all 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:34.960 over there on his towels, everything that that asshole owned. 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:40.280 I made sure that it had just come in lube everywhere. 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:42.440 I made sure there are a couple of cubes in there. 0:17:42.600 --> 0:17:45.520 I mean, I and no one else knows about this 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:48.600 except for the gap anyone that's hearing it right now. 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:50.520 This is the first time I've ever come out to 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:53.800 say anything about it. And you know, I feel like 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:56.760 I was justified in what I did, because you don't 0:17:56.840 --> 0:18:00.360 just tell the cops. This guy pointed a guy at 0:18:00.400 --> 0:18:06.280 me without the intense of trying to get that person shot. 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:09.200 You know, you don't just lie about something like that, 0:18:09.840 --> 0:18:12.280 you know, I felt like he really genuinely put my 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:17.119 life at risk, and so I decided I just everything 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:20.560 he owned everything. I did it as much as over 0:18:20.600 --> 0:18:23.440 the course of two days. And I guess, really what 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:26.480 I'm am I piece of shit for doing that? Or 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:28.679 was it you know, kind of deserved for doing that 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:35.080 for someone? 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:41.479 Okay, how did he respond? Because I he eventually how 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:41.879 does he know? 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:42.240 Ol on? 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:44.960 Okay, did you just do this? 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:50.439 No? This was this was in two thousand and twenty, 0:18:50.680 --> 0:18:52.960 this was this is quite this was like three years 0:18:53.080 --> 0:18:53.760 you know, this was? 0:18:56.040 --> 0:18:58.720 So how does he not know? Wouldn't he if you 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:01.639 spread come on everything he owns? How would he not 0:19:04.280 --> 0:19:04.959 realize it? 0:19:05.720 --> 0:19:10.159 Well, I presume he wouldn't just go around sniffing his 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:14.399 nice checking for a cumbsmell. I mean, I know, I 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:17.320 certainly don't go around my apartment making sure people aren't 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:20.480 coming on things. I guess I never really thought about that. 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:23.520 Okay, so you came in the event of his xbox? 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:25.720 You came? Did you come on his clothes? 0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:26.800 Like? 0:19:26.800 --> 0:19:27.720 What all? Did you come on? 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:32.560 I didn't go into his room, but we had a 0:19:33.440 --> 0:19:36.840 laundry unit in the hallway, and I just got anything 0:19:36.880 --> 0:19:39.159 that was in there. I just kind of drizzled it 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:45.080 over like it was chocolate syrup over ice cream. Again, 0:19:45.200 --> 0:19:48.080 I collected over the course of two days. Like I 0:19:48.200 --> 0:19:50.880 put it into this little bowl, but I just kind 0:19:50.880 --> 0:19:52.960 of let sit there. And I know that sounds that's 0:19:53.000 --> 0:19:55.240 absolutely discussing. It sounds horrible. 0:19:55.520 --> 0:19:57.640 How much coum did you put it? Because it's it's 0:19:57.680 --> 0:20:01.000 hard to I mean, that's like a lot of. 0:20:00.960 --> 0:20:06.320 Coun Well, so it wasn't all just come you got. 0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:09.560 I I was using the lube for the masturbader, so 0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:12.320 I would ring it out and collect the lube and come. 0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:15.280 So I was probably I think I jerked off probably 0:20:15.600 --> 0:20:19.280 three or four times over each day over the course 0:20:19.320 --> 0:20:21.200 of the two days, to make sure I had enough 0:20:21.240 --> 0:20:22.080 to do what I wanted. 0:20:22.840 --> 0:20:27.119 Yeah, and you kind of diluted a little bit of 0:20:27.119 --> 0:20:29.840 the come with the loop to make it like a loob. 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:34.040 Yeah, I'm not a horse. I'm not I'm not pumping 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:36.920 out gallons at a time. I'm I'm no Johnny Sin 0:20:37.200 --> 0:20:37.800 that's for sure. 0:20:38.280 --> 0:20:40.960 Okay, So he really didn't notice at all. 0:20:43.760 --> 0:20:46.840 Well, so I had. As soon as I did that, 0:20:47.000 --> 0:20:49.320 I moved out like the next morning, and I just 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:52.840 haven't had contacts with him. So if he maybe he 0:20:53.119 --> 0:20:55.879 does know, maybe not. I haven't seen the guy for 0:20:55.960 --> 0:21:00.119 almost two and a half years. 0:21:01.880 --> 0:21:06.800 Well, so let me can I ask you this then? Yeah, 0:21:07.080 --> 0:21:13.840 because here's the thing. If your intention in smearing come 0:21:13.960 --> 0:21:17.600 over everything that this guy owns is to see the 0:21:17.640 --> 0:21:21.960 look on his face when he realizes it, then what 0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:24.879 was the point If he never found out, And if 0:21:24.920 --> 0:21:31.320 he did find out, then that's probably to further antagonize you. 0:21:33.320 --> 0:21:36.840 It's like a guilty pleasure knowing I'm the only one 0:21:37.320 --> 0:21:40.440 that knows that I did it, you know, because if 0:21:40.440 --> 0:21:44.600 I were to tell him I did that, I don't 0:21:44.640 --> 0:21:48.440 know if there's legal repercussions connected to that. There might be, 0:21:48.480 --> 0:21:51.240 there might not. And I again, I was trying to 0:21:51.240 --> 0:21:53.359 make sure that I, you know, I'm not going to 0:21:53.400 --> 0:21:56.200 get you know, taken to court for you know, doing 0:21:56.240 --> 0:21:57.760 anything crazy like that. 0:21:58.359 --> 0:22:00.520 And so you don't know whether or not they're legal 0:22:00.560 --> 0:22:03.159 repercussions for jizzing on somebody's stuff. 0:22:06.000 --> 0:22:08.760 I mean, I mean, if is there is there laws 0:22:08.800 --> 0:22:11.280 against that? Is there any laws that prevent me from 0:22:11.359 --> 0:22:11.800 doing that? 0:22:16.200 --> 0:22:17.120 Probably? 0:22:20.520 --> 0:22:21.720 Well that's news to me. 0:22:23.960 --> 0:22:26.719