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Speaker 1: are popping the stupid Internet question today? Is this? Who

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Speaker 1: is your favorite TV villain? Oh? What is your favorite

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Speaker 1: TV villain? I just can't take you seriously from Brady,

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Speaker 1: job of bost of stupid Internet questions, Don moose Knuckle,

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Speaker 1: who is your favorite TV villain? That is the stupid

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Speaker 1: internet question? Text in four one of six one calls

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Speaker 1: that's the worst question to ask me because I don't

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Speaker 1: watch TV. But I'm trying to think about like reality

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Speaker 1: TV that I used to watch. Oh yeah, yo villains?

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Speaker 1: Does people hate that? I used to like Gretchen from

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Speaker 1: really like Gretchen for some weird reason because she's annoying,

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Speaker 1: but I like her. What's so villainous about Gretchen from

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Speaker 1: the Royal House? She just is very outspoken and I

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Speaker 1: it's welcome, right. Yeah, there are some people that are

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Speaker 1: I also love Desperate Housewives dame and the best villain

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Speaker 1: there for me was Felicia Tillman. You remember Felicia, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't. Felicia's sister was killed by Paul on the show,

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Speaker 1: like she even like chopped off her on finger. I'd

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Speaker 1: like to set him up for like blackmail, not blackmail?

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Speaker 1: What is it where you set someone up? I guess

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Speaker 1: good answer. And if you haven't seen The Desperate House

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Speaker 1: the question for stupid or questions today, who is your

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Speaker 1: favorite TV villain? I'm don moose Knuckle. Let's get back

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Speaker 1: to the game. Hey it's Bennett. This one's for the kids.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say my favorite villain is Plankton from Spongebobo.

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Speaker 1: It's really a good one. You know you like Plankton

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Speaker 1: from SpongeBob as divorced villain on TV. I like him

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Speaker 1: because he's so motivated to make sure that the chum

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Speaker 1: Bucket is serving good food even though it's really crap. Okay,

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Speaker 1: if you get to know Plankton in his story, he

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Speaker 1: has a really good story. Him and mister Crabs developed

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Speaker 1: I love it because every villain has a story. It's

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Speaker 1: it's Plankton from SpongeBob. Yeah, okay, that's a great answer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: mom back. Yeah, okay, no, you can't take your back.

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Speaker 1: no longer Don Mouse knuckle right now. I'm People Fresh.

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Speaker 1: Would be any husband on a Lifetime movie, any husband

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Speaker 1: softies Lifetime. What Lifetime is? My mom watches them? Yeah right,

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Speaker 1: it's nothing, but it's I love them, and Victoria's mom

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Speaker 1: It's another Jewbil phone frame Heday Mornings on its twenties. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from the City of Parking.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Lucy. Oh sorry, No, my name's

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Speaker 1: not Lucy. It's actually I think you guys have the

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Speaker 1: wrong number. Nope, I'm pretty sure it's Lucy. Last name Lucy,

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Speaker 1: first name late, Hi, Maggie or should I say late Lucy?

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Speaker 1: Is this Maggie? Wow? Yeah? Who is first? I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: his peedek And So I'm calling from the City of

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Speaker 1: Parking and you have an unpaid parking ticket and calling

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Speaker 1: you because it's about to go to collections. So you

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Speaker 1: got I explaining to do lay Lucy. Yeah, we're trying

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Speaker 1: to get a payment. So I haven't paid your ticket yet. Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's just about Yeah, I'm calling because yes, the beach.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly why I'm calling. You parked at the beach,

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Speaker 1: didn't have a parking pass, got a ticket, haven't paid it,

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Speaker 1: and the city likes their money. So calling you to

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Speaker 1: let you know that if you don't pay it, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to send it to collections and or you're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to come in and get a spanking from

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Speaker 1: the magistrate. Well, I was still king about I was

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Speaker 1: joking about the spanking park that okay, But what I

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Speaker 1: meant by that was I'm What I meant by that

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Speaker 1: was that he's you know, you don't have to come in. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so go ahead. I'm sorry, I'm listening. I'm listening. I'm listening. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you. See the reason is that

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Speaker 1: you did not pay your ticket, and it's going to

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Speaker 1: be okay. Yeah, so go ahead. I'm sorry. I will

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Speaker 1: pay the ticket. Yeah, that's why I'm calling. I'm asking

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Speaker 1: if you're gonna pay the ticket in the time soon.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you, yes, I wish you would

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Speaker 1: just get to the point. Can you get to the

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Speaker 1: point about Will you please give me a minute? Please

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Speaker 1: give me I'm trying to tell you to pay the ticket.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking, are you okay? I just want to know

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Speaker 1: if it's going to be paid or if I need

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Speaker 1: to send it to collections. I don't yet. I've been

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Speaker 1: trying to tell you. This is what I'm saying, is

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Speaker 1: I've got other phone calls to make, and maybe I

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Speaker 1: started off with the late lucy thing, and so you

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Speaker 1: think this is going to be a conversation that needs

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Speaker 1: to drag on and drag on and drag on and

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Speaker 1: drag on. But I miss that what you say, be quiet?

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Speaker 1: Give me one well, if you would tell me if

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Speaker 1: you're going to pay the ticket? Oh my god, is

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Speaker 1: there a problem? Yes, there's a problem. Are you lifting yourself?

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry? Let me I'm so sorry. Okay, you've

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Speaker 1: been trying to talk, haven't you you think? Have I

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Speaker 1: been interrupting? You have been? Will you please shut the up.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you I'll take care of it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can see your fire to buy that. I apologize.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes I do have a bad habit of interrupting people.

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Speaker 1: So I apologize. And I'm listening, just trying to get

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Speaker 1: payment on the ticket. I don't know if you heard

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Speaker 1: that part or not. I did, and I told you,

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Speaker 1: you know, I feel really bad about interrupting you too.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that fine? Is there anything else? Are we

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Speaker 1: going to get payment? What did I do? Because I

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Speaker 1: feel really bad about interrupting you like that? And I

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Speaker 1: want to make sure we can take care of it

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Speaker 1: in a cordial, nice way, because I don't would take

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Speaker 1: care of it. This is done. Is there anything else

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Speaker 1: that you need? Because if not, it's well good. I'll

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Speaker 1: pay it online. I don't need to talk to you anymore.

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Speaker 1: Did you say you're gonna pay it online? When do

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Speaker 1: you think you're going to pay it online? When do

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Speaker 1: you think you'd be paying it that I mentioned that,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry interrupted you. I'm sorry that I've been interrupting you.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to interrupt you. I'm so sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do that to people, and I

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Speaker 1: know sometimes I have a tendency to do that. This time,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry. Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna what did you say? Okay? Can you hear me? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I can go ahead. I'm listening. Did you hear me? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I can hold you. Yeah. I wanted to say sorry

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Speaker 1: the I have asked you like twenty five times to

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Speaker 1: quit interrupting me, and every time I start talking interrupt me.

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Speaker 1: You should hear yourself. I hate you. Do you hear that?

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Speaker 1: I hate you? I don't even know you, and I say,

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Speaker 1: you going person i've ever spoken to. I guess that's

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Speaker 1: break and this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: doing a phone break on you and your friend Brett

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Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my god, it's a joll We

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Speaker 1: got you so good, Maggie. Oh my god, Brat he

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Speaker 1: said that. He said, you can't stand getting interrupted, so

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Speaker 1: bunch and it seemed to work. Oh my god. Well Brett,

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Speaker 1: now you'll be paying the ticket for me. I'm sending

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Speaker 1: it to you. Hang it up The Jewel Show on Demand.

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Speaker 1: It's time for a brand new wore the Roses to

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Speaker 1: catch a cheeter. And Christie is on the phone. She

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Speaker 1: thinks that her boyfriend Joey might be cheating. They've been

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Speaker 1: thinks that he's seeing somebody else. What's up, Christie? How

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Speaker 1: are you hi? Good morning? Um? So why do you

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Speaker 1: think Joey is cheating on you? We've been together two

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Speaker 1: years and he's always been pretty open, but lately I

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Speaker 1: don't know. He just he hides his phone a lot.

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Speaker 1: And the other day I actually found makeup in his

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Speaker 1: Did you ask him about it? I didn't? But wait,

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Speaker 1: this is Gorbal calling from I was looking for Joey. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Congratulations you're this month's winter. Oh okay, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Do you know Christie or something? Well, yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: is it? Tell me now? This is all so wait

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Speaker 1: It is not. Why is it hilarious? This is not funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I want to believe Wait wait wait,

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Speaker 1: that's my makeup? You wear makeup kind of uh you

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Speaker 1: you can buy a better makeup. Yeah, that would better makeup,

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Speaker 1: demand jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? You

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Speaker 1: And I was like, honestly, fair, that's fair man, all right,

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Speaker 1: like no, And immediately I got a snapchat. I'm like oh,

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Speaker 1: I was like I got a snapchat. I was like,

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Speaker 1: they're probably telling me they're canceling too. So I now

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Speaker 1: I open it and it's the address to their hotel.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, and he's like they canceled and I was

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Speaker 1: like yes, I go yeah, Well it was in the

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Speaker 1: opposite direction, so I was like, shoot, what am I

423
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Speaker 1: gonna do? So I the highway and turn around and

424
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Speaker 1: I guess he saw me and he's like, where are

425
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Speaker 1: you going? I was like, I left my card back

426
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Speaker 1: at the Uh. He's like I'm gonna go with you like, no, no, no, please? Cool? Fine?

427
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Speaker 1: So I turned around, I go I text him too.

428
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,640
Speaker 1: I was like, so, I was like, what do y'all

429
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Speaker 1: want to do? Just hang out at the hotel? And

430
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 1: they're like yeah, And I was like, well, I was like,

431
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Speaker 1: my buddy, do you want me to buy them too?

432
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Speaker 1: They're like not really. I was like, okay. I was like,

433
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Speaker 1: that's fair. I thought i'd ask. So I show up

434
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Speaker 1: and walk in and they're already undressed. Oh my gosh.

435
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Speaker 1: I kind of got the vibe. They were a little

436
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Speaker 1: a little friendlier than that. Damn. And you haven't told

437
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Speaker 1: your friend obviously? No, we just we just got back

438
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Speaker 1: to front of the country. I mean, how do you

439
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Speaker 1: keep that a secret? How was the three sum? It

440
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: was good and awkward at the same time. Okay, yeah,

441
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Speaker 1: it wasn't bad. I mean, had you had a three

442
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Speaker 1: Sun before that? No? Dang guy, because a freaking address

443
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Speaker 1: texted to him, dropped added to him and saying hey,

444
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Speaker 1: meet us here, And then they opened the door and

445
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Speaker 1: they're naked. Who that's a good way. That's why I'm saying,

446
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Speaker 1: how do you keep that a dirty little secret? Like

447
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Speaker 1: I would have been I would have been snapping my

448
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Speaker 1: friend being like, look, dude, I lied to you. But

449
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 1: look look why I lied. Look at this. Also, Alex

450
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: always talked about karmic debt. I think this was your

451
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,359
Speaker 1: karmic debt for being there for your friends ended up

452
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Speaker 1: being the only one that got to sleep with the girl.

453
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Speaker 1: I think it's fair. I think it's fair. Man. Well,

454
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Speaker 1: thanks for telling us your dirt a little secret. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you all. The Jewel Show on Demand. Come to

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Speaker 1: the i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news, they report the news. For Friday,

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Speaker 1: July twenty second, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh, and

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Speaker 1: thirty three percent of people said they'd break up with

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Speaker 1: their significant other for a lifetime supply of what hello, okay,

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Speaker 1: tell you in just the second. But first, let's meet

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Speaker 1: the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, And something happened to a

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Speaker 1: guy who was working on a set with rapper fifty

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Speaker 1: cent that almost did exactly what fifty preaches, and that

465
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Speaker 1: would be get rich or die. Try it, you guys.

466
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Speaker 1: And you know what they say about big feet, Yeah,

467
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Speaker 1: you're gonna get eaten by a shark in my story

468
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Speaker 1: that's coming up in my story. I hadn't heard that

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Speaker 1: one yet, but information that it doesn't. Just a second

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Speaker 1: before your first story. The day in the Iron Eating

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Speaker 1: Center and the report than its thirty three percent of

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Speaker 1: people said that they would shave off all of their

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Speaker 1: hair or break up with their partner for a lifetime

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Speaker 1: supply of Ragou. Yeah, the bottom shelve. I know, that's

475
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:31,960
Speaker 1: like the worst tomato sauce work. A little harder would

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Speaker 1: literally break up with their significant other for a lifetime

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Speaker 1: supply of rag that's better than their significant other. I guess, yeah,

478
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Speaker 1: how bad is your significant other? Bad? When Ragu is better?

479
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:45,880
Speaker 1: There's a difference between Ragu and like, actually good tomato sauce. Right, Okay?

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Speaker 1: Is Ragu just the sauce or is that the brand?

481
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Speaker 1: Because it's the brand? What's the ravio? The chef Boyard?

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Speaker 1: Is the ravio's for Chef Boyard? I might Ragu? Yeah, hey,

483
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Speaker 1: chef boy already. I would shave my head, Like Bennett said,

484
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Speaker 1: I would probably do more for a lifetime supply of

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Speaker 1: Chef Bardi Ravioli. I don't think i'd break up with

486
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Speaker 1: my significant other who happens to be sitting across from

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Speaker 1: me out for a lifetime supply Ravioli. But I do

488
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Speaker 1: like Chef Boyardi ravioliet I live on stuff. When I

489
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 1: was a kid, I would heat it up, put it

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Speaker 1: in a bowl, and then I would let it get

491
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Speaker 1: room temp and sometimes even cold, and it was delicious. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: little yeah, that's the only reason I know how to read.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Chef Boardy texting six one, would you break

494
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Speaker 1: up with your significant other for a lifetime supply of

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Speaker 1: ragou This sounds like he would Chef Bardi. No, No,

496
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Speaker 1: I said I wouldn't, for I would question you are

497
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Speaker 1: going on to the chef Barty didn't say, never came through.

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Speaker 1: I will not leave you for Chef boyard'st I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: leave you for another dude. It's not going to be

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Speaker 1: Chef Boyardi. Alright, Maybe mister Clean is the I n

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Speaker 1: N his network idiots aren't just in the news for

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Speaker 1: next story, Let's sitting it on over to Alex Free,

503
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Speaker 1: who is on location. I'm on set with fifty cent

504
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Speaker 1: and his director Josh Stolberg, as I didn't so they

505
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 1: are filming. I've been coming horror film Skillhouse that I

506
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:16,840
Speaker 1: probably won't watch, but I guess it's so terrifying that

507
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: the cameraman actually passed out because of a scene that

508
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Speaker 1: he was recording, because it was so bloody and so

509
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Speaker 1: horrifying that he passed out, and there's a video of

510
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:28,479
Speaker 1: it going viral. So he just got wobbly and then

511
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: just kels over, So, you know, get Richard I trying. Wow,

512
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: that's what he was trying to do for sure. Yeah,

513
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: it is crazy he was that scared by the movie?

514
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Speaker 1: Did we stomach or something? You know, like how people

515
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 1: see blood even though it's fake. I feel that I'm

516
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: the same way I see blood. I'm like, good night

517
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Speaker 1: or if anybody's seen fifty cents movie, Get Richard I trying, Yes,

518
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: you've seen it. Yeah, maybe the cameraman wasn't scared by

519
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: the blood. It could have been the acting. Yes, definitely.

520
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: Christian should post it up on the Jewel Show. I

521
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 1: will post it because I haven't seen it myself and

522
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to post the video of

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Speaker 1: him passing out. This is the I and then the

524
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Speaker 1: Indians Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For

525
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 1: the next story, Let's send it on over to Christian

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Speaker 1: Gray Snow, who is on location with Long Island, New York,

527
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Speaker 1: Long Island, Long Island, Long Island Island, Medium. Yeah, I

528
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 1: love Teresa. She's coming to Seattle. We need to go. Okay,

529
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: where island medium. That's one girl that I liked, you know,

530
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:31,679
Speaker 1: believed she's I've seen her live before. She's beginning of August,

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Speaker 1: end of AUGUSTA. All right, we have to get her

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Speaker 1: in the studio. Should what's the actual f Yeah? What

533
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: you and I? Okay, honestly, you guys need to have

534
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: a podcast together where you talk about the housewives, the

535
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 1: Long Guy whenever Alex and Christian get going on that

536
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. I don't know anything about it, really,

537
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: but it's so interesting and hilarious the way that you

538
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: guys get into it. Who here, how's a brother who

539
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: died of forty two? Whose max stars with a jazz

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Speaker 1: looking next to July twenty first, Oh you'll come over here? Yeah?

541
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Speaker 1: I think your sisters coming through. Yeah, that's exactly right.

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00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: That's amazing. There's a ghost of a leaf because they're like, man,

543
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: I can't take her voice. I'm sorry, I love it. Well, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I am all. Location in Long Island, New York, where

545
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: if you have large feet you're about to get eat. Okay,

546
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: five sharge attacks have happened in the last two weeks,

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Speaker 1: but exports say is despite the increasing attacks, the sharks

548
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: aren't looking for humans. They are looking for nish. Yes,

549
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,479
Speaker 1: and why are people getting attacked? Then local reports are

550
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Speaker 1: saying they believe it's young sharks who understand that these

551
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: are not fish. They're large, they're biting, they can eat.

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00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: You would thank anything's for a game. I feel like sharks.

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00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: So the sharks are are idiots. This is the I

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Speaker 1: n N where idiots aren't just in the news, they're

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00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: also sharks. They're also tomorrow the same time from another

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Speaker 1: hard hitting report from the IRONN same time. Remember you

557
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: can follow the show. Wait wait wait, it's been it

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Speaker 1: with a special report. Yes, all right, well live who

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Speaker 1: ate breaking, no idea what's going on? But our roving

560
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Speaker 1: reporter it just popped in to say he has a

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Speaker 1: report on something. But yes, what's going on out there

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Speaker 1: wherever you're doing whatever you're doing a report on wherever

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Speaker 1: you are, Well, I'm standing next to the Tacoma Dome

564
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 1: to let him know or her or it's then move

565
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Speaker 1: over because there's another dome coming to the PNW. What. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it is called the heat Dome storm paralyzing crippling break.

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Speaker 1: Next week, starting on Monday, there's going to be a

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Speaker 1: heat Dome. It's going to be super hot. You know,

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Speaker 1: the average is coming to the Pacific Northwest. It sounds

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00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: like a monster truck show that should be at the Toadome.

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00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: It's gonna be between ninety and the one hundreds. Okay,

572
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: so it'll be super hot and next week Monday through Friday.

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Speaker 1: So get your ac get your plans right, do something

574
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: because it's gonna be hot outside every single day, every

575
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: final here next week. How about it. Get your AC ready,

576
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: get your huccie daddy shorts out. Here's so dramatic. Yeah,

577
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: I love me some hoochie daddy shots, Hucie daddies. Get

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00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:34,959
Speaker 1: the show its out. Just say that. Remember you can

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Speaker 1: follow the show on social media at the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: at Christian Grace, Now I'm at Bennett Knows The Jewil

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame Today Mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Huh hi, this is Armando moment one second.

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Speaker 1: So I just want you to listen to my last

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Speaker 1: name one more time, Armando Milan. How are you any

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Speaker 1: any relation to see there? My cousin, Thank you for asking. Yes,

587
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: dog training, dog training, dog whispering runs in the family.

588
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: Rits in my blood and we have a good blood

589
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: line of dog trainers. And I'm calling from Coe because

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00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: you've been in here training with Alex. MM how'd that

591
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 1: go for you? I mean I thought it was fine.

592
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 1: You would, Yes, you would because of ignorance. So that's fine.

593
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: But let me tell you. I've gotten the report back

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Speaker 1: about Ziggy. First of all, he's probably changed the name.

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00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 1: I've gotten a report back about Ziggy and it did

596
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: not go well. Okay, First of all, his name is

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Speaker 1: Ziggy Zengo and Zik is a fine name. It is

598
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: an adorable name. But um, like, Alex is fine. I know,

599
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're great too. But yeah, I can see

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00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:08,720
Speaker 1: there's a lot of approval from you for everybody. What. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you can hear Zekey is barking

602
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: right now. He does not like well again, and I

603
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: can hear what he's saying, and what he's saying is

604
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: please train my owner better. Because I don't train dogs.

605
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 1: I train people, okay, to be better for their doggie.

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00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 1: So excuse me, you're the one who needs to be trained.

607
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: You haven't been trained to how to talk to people.

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00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: My dog has better manners than you. My two year

609
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 1: old nephew has better manners than you. Well, you know what,

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00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: That's what I expected. Actually, that's what I expected because

611
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: I've been through this a lot. So we need to

612
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: schedule your next training session, and I want you to

613
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: know that I do things a little bit differently. So

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00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,479
Speaker 1: the first five training sessions will be without the dog,

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00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: will be with you. We'll leave the dog at home, yes,

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00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: And the first training session is an overnight stay. Well, okay,

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00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,880
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you want your doctor crate trained for when

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00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: you go to bed. It'd be nice. Yeah, exactly. So,

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Speaker 1: because I train people, not dogs first, we're going to

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00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: have to give you the experience. Do you want to

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Speaker 1: put me in a crate overnight? Yes, So you will

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00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 1: get here in the morning. You'll bring a couple of

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00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: toys with you and we will have you do doggy

624
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: things throughout the day, and then in the evening we'll

625
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: lock you up in a crate overnight and then we'll

626
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: let you out in the morning, you do have to

627
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 1: hold your pee for eight hours straight? Can you do that?

628
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 1: What what happens? Well, if you pe in the crate,

629
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: you're going to have to go day two in the

630
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: crate and then we're going to have to rub your

631
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:40,239
Speaker 1: nose in it a few times. No, I'm not doing that.

632
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:45,240
Speaker 1: I'm bad. Julia bad, Julia bad, Julie had bad Julia,

633
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Down? What is it? Like I said,

634
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: I train people, not dogs. So we need to train

635
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: you so that you can be a better owner for

636
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: your dog and it will listen to you. So when

637
00:34:55,719 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: would you like to come in? How about never? No bad?

638
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:03,320
Speaker 1: When would you like come no bad? When would you

639
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:07,439
Speaker 1: like to come in? No bad, no bad, no bad,

640
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: no bad bad, Joey bad? No? When when would you

641
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: like to come in? Uh? Let me think to Sherry,

642
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,840
Speaker 1: the person I talked to you, because you're a and

643
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,720
Speaker 1: you should not be anywhere near No bad bad for anyone,

644
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 1: no bad, no, no, no, no, no no no. I

645
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: want to talk to Sherry. You're saying, you're saying, okay, Well,

646
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: then let me just let you know that this is

647
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is actually Jewel from the

648
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend,

649
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 1: Dustin set you up? What wait? Oh my god, he

650
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: said that you just started getting your dog training. I

651
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you. You know how protective I

652
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 1: am about I'm sleeping in a crazy Yes you are,

653
00:35:55,840 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: I love you, say Jubile Show on Demand First Date

654
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: follow Up. Homini is on the phone today for a

655
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 1: first date follow up and Dominic took his pole out

656
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,080
Speaker 1: on his first day and now he's not getting a

657
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: call back. What do you have to start with that?

658
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,839
Speaker 1: He broke the rule. We'll get to the pole, you're

659
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,240
Speaker 1: talking to it in just a second. But first, Dominic,

660
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: how long has it been since your date with Valerie? Yeah?

661
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 1: So we we went out about a week and a

662
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: half ago, week and a half, all right, eleven days

663
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: and how nothing? I'm counting. Have you reached out a

664
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 1: lot though? Have you tried to bugger a lot since

665
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: your date? Yeah? Yeah? I mean I thought the first

666
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,839
Speaker 1: date was like, it was great. You know we uh

667
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 1: like I said, you took your poll out impressive a

668
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: fishing pole? Yeah yeah, you said you got a lot

669
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 1: fishing on your first date. Tell us about that? Yeah?

670
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,439
Speaker 1: And she seemed like she was super into it. Y'all

671
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 1: admitted the date wasn't perfect, right, um, but uh, it

672
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 1: just took me a while to kind of rent the boat,

673
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 1: and Little Go is a different boat than I was

674
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: used to, so it took me a minute to kind

675
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 1: of like figure out how to actually operate it. You

676
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: don't worry. I don't know. It's harder than it look,

677
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: you know. Uh, I just I wanted to make the

678
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: date special. It was supposed to be real romantic. But

679
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: by the time I actually got the boat going, I

680
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: was a mess. I was sweating. I had like a

681
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: slunk of dunk smell. So you think you smelled that

682
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: on your date? I think I dunk. Yeah. I mean

683
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: you're in the perfect box st though, because I don't

684
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 1: know what is in this water, but it smells terrible,

685
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: doesn't it. Trust me. Once, once I figured out how

686
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 1: to get the boat going, I was like aware of

687
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: where the wind was and I was like down. Then

688
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: I let it go because she started laught having a

689
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: good time. We even caught a fish. Really how big

690
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 1: was like a twelve pound fish. You know, that's some

691
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: meat to it. That's a big one. Yeah. I thought

692
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: we were having a really good time. And then she

693
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: just went to like mission impossible ghost protocol on me.

694
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 1: How did you guys? Part ways? Did you kiss? Did

695
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: you kiss the fish? Did you hold the fish up

696
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 1: to her mouth and move it mouth and go? Oh?

697
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: But did you see later and do a little funny

698
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: for fish voice its lips? I'd be hilarious. Wait, were

699
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:11,200
Speaker 1: you there catching me? I hope to see. I didn't

700
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: do the voice, but I did kiss the fish, and

701
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 1: then I tried to get her to kiss the fish

702
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: do actually, yeah, yeah, I thought it was a fun idea.

703
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: You know, we were playing around, and maybe it was

704
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: the fish kish but it's hard to say. I kind

705
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: of wanted a little kiss after that. And I don't

706
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 1: know if it was because you kissed the fisher. You

707
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: kissed the fish and then you tried to kiss her. Yeah,

708
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:34,759
Speaker 1: but I wanted her to kiss the fish too. I

709
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: thought it was gonna it was gonna be like my ancho.

710
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,840
Speaker 1: You know, we both kissed the fish. Now, did she

711
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: kiss either one of you? Absolutely? Did she kiss either

712
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 1: one of you with the fish? For you? The fish

713
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:47,600
Speaker 1: and I both struck out good Okay, she was laughing.

714
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: She was laughing. It wasn't like creepy. You know, it

715
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 1: was like we're having a good time. Was she laughing

716
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 1: with you or at you though, or like uncomfortably that?

717
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: I mean it was we talked about a second date.

718
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 1: I don't get it. So there wasn't a kiss at

719
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 1: the end, Well there was a kiss. You can't talk

720
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: still kiss, I mean, yeah, if you want to get technical.

721
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: At least I did get a kiss. It was an

722
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 1: unwilling participant, but that's never good. And you think the

723
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: reason she's not calling you back is because of the

724
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: body odor or the fish kissing. It could be a combination,

725
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 1: or maybe she had too good of a time, but

726
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: she's just worried about can't stop it? Okay, Well, well

727
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: I don't know, she's just been busy or something. And

728
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: like we haven't been able to cross streams again, you know, Okay,

729
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: Well we'll see if we can get your Maybe she

730
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: has a boyfriend streams to cross up who doesn't make

731
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 1: her kiss animals. Maybe maybe she's dating that fish. Now

732
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: we don't know. Have you seen the fish since you're date?

733
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: That's the fish been around. I didn't know who was

734
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 1: laughing you ate the fish? Ate the fish? Maybe she

735
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: met another fish on the water. Then I don't know, well,

736
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: I thought of her the whole time. I was like, Wow,

737
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: she'd really love to beat this with me. And that

738
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: was actually my plan to date too, was you know,

739
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 1: we eat the fish together. That's always my plan on

740
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: a date anyway, plan song and then we'll come back

741
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: from the caller and see if we can figure out

742
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 1: why she's notock on your back and get another day. Okay,

743
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,359
Speaker 1: I mean I'd love to glout. You know, we could

744
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 1: we could have someone else drive the boat next time.

745
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: R you know it's yeah, okay, third party. Yeah that

746
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 1: isn't a fish Okay, all right, we'll play us. I'll

747
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: come back and then call her and get your first

748
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: date fallw up next Okay, John, we'll do it next

749
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: and the little of your first date follow up if

750
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: you're just joining us. Dominic is on the phone and

751
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 1: Dominic is not getting a call back from Valerie. They

752
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: went fishing together, and Dominic thinks that there were multiple

753
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 1: reasons why she might not be calling him back. First,

754
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 1: he smelled bad because he was trying to get the

755
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,760
Speaker 1: boat started for so long. Yeah it wasn't yeah, not fishy,

756
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 1: just bo because he was sweaty, trying to get the

757
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: boat started. He couldn't get us started to a sweaty

758
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: and stinky. He thinks that might have been what started

759
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: the bad things on the date. Then he tried to

760
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: stay down wind from her while he was driving the

761
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: boat so she didn't have to smell it. It didn't

762
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: seem to bother her too much because she seemed to

763
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 1: tune back in. They fished for a little while, they

764
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: caught a fish. He thought every thing went great and

765
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: the end of the date, though, is another thing that

766
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: could have gone wrong because they caught a fish. He

767
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: actually gave the fish a kiss as a joke. She laughed,

768
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: but then he tried to get her to kiss the fish.

769
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: She would not kiss the fish. Then Dominic tried to

770
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:16,439
Speaker 1: kiss her. She would not kiss him, so she left.

771
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: Hasn't talked to Dominic. Dominic left with the fish, took

772
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: it home and ate it. And this is where we're at.

773
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: Dominic has had a pretty good recap of your date. Yeah,

774
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds it doesn't sound too bad. Actually,

775
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: when you were pay back to me like that. I

776
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: also just want to give Dominic some kudos because, well,

777
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: you often have callers that are not very self aware

778
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: he's called, He's like, yeah, I had bo I tried

779
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: to get her to kiss a fish. There's plenty of

780
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: reasons why she might not want to go out, and

781
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: it's not going to be any of those. Everybody still

782
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,439
Speaker 1: wants to give it a try. All right, we're gonna

783
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,919
Speaker 1: call her right now and see if we can figure

784
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 1: it out for you and see if we can get

785
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: you another date. You're ready to go, Dominic, I'm ready.

786
00:41:54,440 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 1: Right here we go with another funnel right now. Hello, Hi,

787
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: maspeak to Valerie please. Yeah, it's a Valerie. Hey Valerie,

788
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,759
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm being good? Can I ask who

789
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: it is? I'm sorry you say who is this? Yeah?

790
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 1: Would you like to know who it is? Yeah? I would? Okay, Yeah,

791
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,960
Speaker 1: that's probably why you asked. Hi Valerie. This is Jewel

792
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. And this

793
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: is Alex from the same radio show. And this is Christian,

794
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: also from the same radio show. Hi. How are you good?

795
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: I'm doing great? Do you ever listen to the show?

796
00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: I have? Actually? Yeah? Okay, how can I help you? Well?

797
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,720
Speaker 1: We're calling you today because we got an email about

798
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: you from somebody who listens to our show. Too, and

799
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,960
Speaker 1: they want to know why you're not calling them back

800
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 1: because you went on a date with them and then

801
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: ghosted them. Oh so this is a first date follow up? Yes,

802
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: it is, your guest. It the segment where if you

803
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:50,040
Speaker 1: go out on a date with someone and then up

804
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: ghosting them, they can email us to get you on

805
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: the phone and find out what happened. You recently would

806
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 1: fishing with a dude named Dominic, didn't you? Yeah? I

807
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,439
Speaker 1: remember Dominic. Yeah that's good. It wasn't that long ago.

808
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: If you love I'd be like, maybe you're not calling

809
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:05,799
Speaker 1: him back because you have memory problems. Problems, Yeah, bad

810
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: short term memory, that's what it is. He told us

811
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 1: about your date. He thought you had a good time.

812
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: Why aren't you calling him back? I didn't really have

813
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: a great time. He had a great time. I absolutely

814
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: hate fishing. Oh oh yeah, that wouldn't be the most

815
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:20,719
Speaker 1: fun date for me, the worst date. And he told

816
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: us how he made you try to kiss a fish, Like,

817
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,399
Speaker 1: absolutely not. I would have stopt him in his face,

818
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 1: and I've never stopped anybody in my life. Oh yeah,

819
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: I was his hand back into the water. Yeah. I

820
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 1: was so aggravated by that. That was the most annoying

821
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: part of the whole date. I just couldn't believe this guy.

822
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,719
Speaker 1: If you didn't like fishing, why'd you go fishing with him?

823
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 1: Literally like that. You should have known that was gonna

824
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: be a terrible date, right, Yeah, I kind of had

825
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: a feeling that it wasn't gonna go so well, but

826
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: I wanted to, like get from the benefit of the doubt.

827
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: Make me a believer that fishing is actually fun. You're

828
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: better than me, because if I'm not into something, what

829
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,719
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do is gonna be trapped on a

830
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: boat with the strange journal. Definitely not in fishes. Yeah,

831
00:43:57,200 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: it wasn't Probably one of my best decisions. Yeah, he

832
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 1: told I mean, he was honest about We talked to

833
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 1: him about your date. He said that he had trouble

834
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 1: getting the boat started that he rented. He said he

835
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: was sweaty and he might have had some bo. Did

836
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: he have bo? Oh? Yeah, okay did all right? So

837
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: yeah he did have bo. Then heads were sweaty, he

838
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: had a big bath. But saying so, that's actually the

839
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: reason he was just the date, just in general going

840
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: fishing and then him being all sweaty and stinky and

841
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: you don't like fishing anyway, and then wanting to make

842
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 1: out with a fish at the end. Is that's that's

843
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: actually what it is. That's the reason you're not calling

844
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: him back. Yeah, it just sounds like sounds like much

845
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: terrible data. Yeah, just too much like bad vibe. And yeah,

846
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: I wanted him to like go with a fish that

847
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: he murdered it right there in front of me. Remember,

848
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 1: and did you tell him to stop? I expected him

849
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,719
Speaker 1: to throw a back. I thought, that's like what you

850
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 1: had to do. You know what. I would never play

851
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 1: pick up basketball with no score? What is the point

852
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: of catching these things? Just to put a hook in

853
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 1: their mouth and throw him back in. That's worse I

854
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 1: think than catching him, like throw him back in there

855
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: like what just happened? Holy crash. And all the other

856
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 1: fish friends and all other other fish friends are like, yeah, right,

857
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 1: you expect me to believe that there are these big

858
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: things that are above the water that come down every

859
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: once in a while, hooky in the mouth, take you out,

860
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 1: look at you, talk about the size of you, and

861
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: then throw you back in. Yeah right, Valerie, I do

862
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 1: have to let you know you might not like this too.

863
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 1: He's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk

864
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,919
Speaker 1: to you. Oh yeah, okay, what I thought you knew

865
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 1: that though, like you listen, I thought what you said?

866
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: I forgot all right, that happens. I guess he's Yeah,

867
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: the fish murderer is on the phone, unless yeah, hang

868
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 1: up because the cops are hot on his trail, dominic.

869
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: Are you still there, dumb? Oh yeah, bye? I probably

870
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:47,799
Speaker 1: a good time. Yeah, I know you had a good time.

871
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: You're having a great time out there. But I just

872
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: hated this. I'm so sorry. I hate fishing because you

873
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: would said, you know, like I hate fishing. Would I

874
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: would have never taken you fishing, Like there's plenty of

875
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 1: things we could go and do. Yeah, really not interested

876
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: at all and going on another date, I mean really

877
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 1: like I feel like, you know, your profile said that

878
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: you want an experience, and I feel like this was

879
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: an experience. We got to ask her, ask her what

880
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: she likes. Yeah. I did just not want to go

881
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:22,240
Speaker 1: fish murdering with you. Okay, it's it's definitely not fish murdering.

882
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: People eat fish. Well, what else do you call it? Though?

883
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: The fish alive? Now? Yeah, fishing, But do you understand?

884
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 1: I understand, but murder. I think we've lost your way value.

885
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:41,880
Speaker 1: You're just sweet, you're funny. Oh I'm a catch. And

886
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: what do you think? Val exactly? And I don't think.

887
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 1: I don't think she's ready to leave. I think we

888
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 1: just need to go do something that. What do you

889
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: want to do, Valut tell me right now? We like

890
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 1: to I'll think you we'll do it. Would you like

891
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: to go out on another date with Dominic? Will pay

892
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,640
Speaker 1: for it? Come on, Dominant? Like time, it's no way

893
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:06,800
Speaker 1: to Okay, let's let's up one more time. It's just

894
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: I knew it was going to go out, Valerie. Is

895
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: there anyway we can get you to go out with

896
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 1: Dominic again? What if you get to play on the

897
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: day and you get to pick the activities. I'm not

898
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 1: really that into you know, Don does a great time,

899
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 1: and it's just not that I'm really that into him.

900
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 1: And this was such a show that it was coming

901
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: back from Okay, you guys heard that she's not into

902
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: a great time, which is what I am. What I mean,

903
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: she's just fishing. You murdered this fish. It was so unethical.

904
00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: It is not an ethical I'm not a murderer. I

905
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:46,800
Speaker 1: am an angler. There's a difference. What's that angler? I

906
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: grew up around people that hunting fish. I've never heard

907
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 1: of those. Okay, what what is an angler? Fisherman? It

908
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,760
Speaker 1: mean it's an angler? Is a fisherman? Is an angler?

909
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: Nobody needs? And an angler is a murderer? No. Second,

910
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: the Jewels show on demand jewils dirty little Secret? Hello, Hello, Hey,

911
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 1: what's up? You have a dirty little secret? I do? Okay,

912
00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 1: what is your dirty little secret? Okay? So my dirty

913
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: little secret is one time I walked past my roommate

914
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: your room and I heard her and her boyfriend um

915
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: hooking up, and it hurt me on so much that

916
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 1: I went to my room and finished the job. What job,

917
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: I guess the room? I just graduated, just a baby?

918
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: Cover your ears on? Was it? Was it hearing the

919
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:01,479
Speaker 1: roommate or was it the boyfriend of the roommate or both,

920
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: or just the idea that that was happening or I

921
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 1: can't with you. It was just like hearing it, and

922
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, like they found good?

923
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 1: So okay, because people like to like listen and watch

924
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 1: and stuff, right watch right, yeah, you want the room.

925
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 1: But I had a similar issue once, like not that

926
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: that similar, but similar. Well, no, it was exactly the

927
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: same issue. But it was a bunch of friends who

928
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: were sharing a house for like Airbnb, and this was

929
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 1: years ago. But one of my friends had brought this

930
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:37,000
Speaker 1: girl with him and then you could hear them, and

931
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 1: it only sounded good because I was like, that sounds

932
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: good because I can only hear her because I hear her,

933
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: and then I heard him, and then it was completely

934
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: the opposite. Then I was not turned on at all.

935
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: I was just like, this is now disgusting to me.

936
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 1: Now I just want to leave this whole house because

937
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,600
Speaker 1: it just here. Oh like it was just not it

938
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: wasn't that hot for me anyway. That's hilarious. I heard

939
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 1: another friend one time. We were at an Airbnb again,

940
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 1: like on a weekend, as a bunch of people, and

941
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: he's story, I've listened to a lot of my friends

942
00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 1: do this. That's why I know. But it was so

943
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: obnoxious though, because there was like three or four other

944
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:20,480
Speaker 1: couples and them, and they had just started dating. But

945
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: she was so loud, so loud, and it sounded like

946
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,840
Speaker 1: there's the only way I could describe it, because everybody

947
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: was annoyed by him, and he came out the next

948
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: morning and everybody's sitting there drinking coffee and looking at

949
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 1: him like, dude, you kept us up all night. And

950
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,200
Speaker 1: she was like nobody really liked her because she was

951
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: kind of like a train wreck, right, And it was

952
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: just it was too loud, and so everybody's kind of annoyed.

953
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 1: And the only way I could describe it, dude, it

954
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 1: sounded like you were punching at chihuahua in the back

955
00:50:44,320 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 1: of the head all night. But just say it was

956
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,439
Speaker 1: just like, that's exactly what. It sounded like, a little

957
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 1: chihuahua all night long. I was like, did he get

958
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 1: a dog or something? What the hell, I'm gonna need

959
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: you to give us an example what that sounds just

960
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: kind of like and I've heard enough. Oh my good na,

961
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 1: it was all night long. So that didn't That one

962
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 1: didn't do the job either. So I had a roommate

963
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 1: at one time when I used to live with my

964
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 1: ex husband. Okay, so we had a roommate named Eric.

965
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 1: Supposed to be a dull secret I'm until I actually

966
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 1: I paused on saying my one sertain name. It was

967
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: his name is Adam. Yeah. I didn't set my friends

968
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:30,520
Speaker 1: name because I was I'm gonna keep him anymous and

969
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: now that I was, did I have to? So he

970
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 1: had this new girlfriend and she was younger too, she

971
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: was eighteen and he was a few years older. But

972
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: she was so annoying because I felt like she wanted

973
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: to like be out on purpose. It was just like,

974
00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 1: you know that we're home, this is a small apartment,

975
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: and you are screaming. Yeah, you are screaming. That's exactly

976
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: what that felt like she was doing. Embarrassed, I would

977
00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: just call nine one one, be like I would not

978
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: heard a female screaming exactly. Or it's just a testament

979
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 1: to the partner that you're with. You're like your hair

980
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:03,799
Speaker 1: all loud. That is, she's obviously faking it right. Yes,

981
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: nobody can ever possibly enjoy it. I'm sorry. Did you

982
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: ever tell your friend this? Yeah? I did, I did

983
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 1: tell what Okay, no shame there. Yeah, well we're really close,

984
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: so I mean we've been like similar situations, so it

985
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: wasn't really weird. Okay, Now you guys just following each

986
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:29,440
Speaker 1: other up whenever you're doing it, since you let's together, Well,

987
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,959
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us a dirty little secret. Thanks

988
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:36,560
Speaker 1: for having me. Did you will show on demand, well,

989
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 1: day's ruined. Why because okay, Jill Show, that's not why

990
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,759
Speaker 1: the day's ruined. I might have run somebody's day, but

991
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: that's not right. It's ruined right now. The day is

992
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,720
Speaker 1: ruined because Netflix has finally done it. Netflix has figured

993
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 1: out a way to stop you from sharing your password

994
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:04,600
Speaker 1: or having a password shared. Yeah, it's did. And also

995
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: another reason it's not washing Netflix the fact that they

996
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: don't have any new good programming. Is there anything good

997
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 1: on Netflix right now? Yes, we've seen it, Victoria, What

998
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 1: is good? Stranger Things? I did just say the Twin

999
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 1: documentary coming to Netflix next month? So, like I said,

1000
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 1: nothing good on Netflix? And also who has their own

1001
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: password to Netflix? Because I don't think I know very

1002
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: many people that have their own actual password. I mean

1003
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: that's me, Benny, I share my password with everyone sharing

1004
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 1: is Carly? How many people are you sharing it with? Victoria?

1005
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: How many was it? Like? It's just like my brothers

1006
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 1: and my mom. But my question is because they're in

1007
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:53,400
Speaker 1: tech family. Huh yes? So does that mean I'm going

1008
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: to get charged extras? Like it's a different houses. I

1009
00:53:56,760 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: mean it says to add a home, it's two nine nine.

1010
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:03,319
Speaker 1: I don't know all the day it'll charge two dollars

1011
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: and ninety nine cents, and there's sucked that soon you'll

1012
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 1: be able to track who's using your account, so it'll

1013
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: charge two dollars and nine nine cents if you're sharing

1014
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 1: your password, that's not that bad. Why are they making

1015
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 1: us pay more? Didn't they just add advertisements? Exactly? We're

1016
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:20,280
Speaker 1: always upping the price. It also says if the account

1017
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: is being used for more than two weeks, it's going

1018
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,400
Speaker 1: to up the charge from two ninety nine. Everybody freaks

1019
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,879
Speaker 1: out whenever they raise the prices and Netflix at all.

1020
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: But now you're not even gonna be able to get

1021
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,400
Speaker 1: into your Netflix because most likely you're using somebody else's

1022
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:34,040
Speaker 1: password and they're going to block you. What is the

1023
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: best platform? Hulu? Absolutely? I like, I think absolutely speaking

1024
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:40,720
Speaker 1: of Hulu, every time I log in, there's an account

1025
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,960
Speaker 1: there that has someone's name that I don't recognize, so

1026
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:48,080
Speaker 1: using my account enjoy. That's what happened with our Netflix account,

1027
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: because we would sign in every single time, would go

1028
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 1: on a vacation for an airbnb for my kids, and

1029
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 1: then one day I like logged into the account and

1030
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 1: I saw that there was like like there werely twenty

1031
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,600
Speaker 1: five places I was logged in a whole tree, and

1032
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 1: then we're like last years, yes, yesterday, last week, and

1033
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 1: I'm like out log out, log out. It was like

1034
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 1: Airbnb we stayed at there was somewhere across the country

1035
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: on the East coast, and I was like, did somebody

1036
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: steal our password and use it there? Or did we

1037
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 1: go to where? Was I texting four one oh six one?

1038
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: Are you upset that now Netflix is going to be

1039
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 1: blocking you from sharing your password? I think a lot

1040
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:29,000
Speaker 1: of people are gonna upset about what's the best thing

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Speaker 1: to watch right now? That's new? I mean, not stranger Things,

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Speaker 1: And don't bring up that Shania Twain documentary. Okay, the

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Speaker 1: summer I turned pretty sorry, I stop, I've never even

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Speaker 1: heard about it. No, it's a new show that's come

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Speaker 1: from a book on Amazon Prime. Is a fiction? No,

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Speaker 1: you just graduated fiction means now, I don't remembers made nonfiction.

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Speaker 1: I literally couldn't think her. I was like, wait a second,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna bout I'm about from the fun of Victoria

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Speaker 1: for not remembering what fiction means. And I just forgot

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Speaker 1: what it meant. So is it fiction or nonfiction means fiction.

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Speaker 1: My mom listens to that. She's gonna be the easiest way.

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Speaker 1: The easiest way, though, is this the opposite of what

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Speaker 1: you think it is going to be because nonfiction, you

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Speaker 1: think it's gonna be not real. But nonfiction is real. There, see,

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Speaker 1: that's why it is fiction. It's based off these three

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Speaker 1: books that he lost me a fiction. Yeah, nope, it's

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Speaker 1: so good. Just please watch like two episodes, Christian had

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Speaker 1: to restart it. What's it about again? This is called

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Speaker 1: The Summer I Turned Pretty? Yeah, like these two families,

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Speaker 1: the moms are best friends and they summer together every

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Speaker 1: single year. There's like one daughter out of all the

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Speaker 1: boys between the two moms, and she comes one summer

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Speaker 1: to the house and she's all grown up, all pretty,

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Speaker 1: and so then the other two boys from the other

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Speaker 1: mom fall in love with her of them basically, and

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Speaker 1: Christian was left weeping on his couch. Yeah. I had

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Speaker 1: to watch it twice to get into it. By the finale,

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Speaker 1: I was literally sobbing like a little schoolgirl. Actually, a

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Speaker 1: picture of myself crying is pre fun. Okay, you need

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Speaker 1: to post that on the social media. Got to post that.

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Speaker 1: I will do it right now. At the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: Christian in tears at the end of this show is laughing,

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Speaker 1: which honestly after the breakdown. Let's see the picture, Christian

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Speaker 1: chi dramatic. You look like you're devastated. I'm about to

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Speaker 1: start crying thinking about it again. Okay after the description

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Speaker 1: of it, though, I still don't know if it's fiction

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Speaker 1: or non fiction. Followless you on social media. Check out

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Speaker 1: the picture of Christian crying over that show at the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: I met that Dan, I'm at Christian Gracenow, I met

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Speaker 1: Bennett Knows, I met Vier Mere zero zero The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on demand