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Speaker 1: It is time to ask the clo our chief love Officer,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, Ready, CLO, here we go. This is from

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Speaker 1: Abraham Abraham and Sacramento. Abraham writes, my wife is a

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Speaker 1: micromanager and plans every hour of her day. Lately she

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Speaker 1: added sex to her schedule, and if I'm not in

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Speaker 1: bed by eleven PM, I missed my window to have

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Speaker 1: sex with her.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sleepy by eleven pm.

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Speaker 1: But if I get out of bed after sex, she

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Speaker 1: gets upset and we won't have sex for a few days.

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Speaker 2: What should I do? Wows well?

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Speaker 3: Based on the letter, though what I'm here, you really

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Speaker 3: needs to be in there by eleven.

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Speaker 2: Lights out.

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Speaker 4: Gotta get that through your head.

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Speaker 3: Homie, he said, I don't even be sleepy eleven to

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Speaker 3: say bout your sleep.

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Speaker 4: It's about to schedule.

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Speaker 3: Get in here before you miss your window. All Then

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Speaker 3: if you try to get up afterwards, she's upset and

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Speaker 3: you won't have sex.

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Speaker 4: For a couple of days.

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Speaker 3: Bro, You don't how many two day wonders that went

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Speaker 3: past in my life.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry about that two days.

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Speaker 2: Just worry about getting there before a letter.

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Speaker 3: You just get in here by eleven for you mess

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Speaker 3: I'll miss your window off. That's all we need to do. Yeah, see, Doug,

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Speaker 3: listen to me. You trying to plan. You want to

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Speaker 3: get in there and be laid all this here and there?

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Speaker 3: You eleven and then you I want to get up

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Speaker 3: and go back out here because I ain't sleeping. What dog?

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Speaker 3: This is how you gotta do it. Come in here

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Speaker 3: and do your absolute best at eleven.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: Put her to sleep, then get them going on and

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Speaker 3: make yourself a grill cheat.

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Speaker 4: He said. It was just go down there like that

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Speaker 4: cut on Sports Center.

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Speaker 2: Does he have a point about her being a regiment?

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Speaker 4: Listen to me, but one thing for this letter, you

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Speaker 4: got to be in there, by.

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Speaker 2: The fact, perform exactly at Yes he can, he can?

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Speaker 2: You can. Let's go to the next Jammy and Tilly.

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Speaker 1: Right. I love to knit and everyone knows my work.

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Speaker 1: I made a hat for a man I dated before

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Speaker 1: I got married. My husband ran into the man and

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Speaker 1: saw the hat. I got cursed out for that was

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Speaker 1: I supposed to turn down money because I used to

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Speaker 1: date the man.

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Speaker 4: First of all, let me slow you down. O. Tammy

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Speaker 4: from Tampa where she from?

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Speaker 2: Tammy from Philly, Philly?

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's that's Golish's cold little Let me let

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Speaker 3: me say something to you, Tamman. I ain't trying to

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Speaker 3: hurt you, nothing like that. But everybody don't know your work.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you ain't. You ain't needed that much stuff around Philly.

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Speaker 4: And there's a whole lot of people listening to there.

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Speaker 3: We're on one o five point three wds right now.

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Speaker 3: Sit up here going, I ain't seen that wanna Tammy's hats.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how knitting. It ain't that big. What

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Speaker 3: it is, Tammy is you roll in a small circle.

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Speaker 3: Your boyfriend, stay close to the house. So when your

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Speaker 3: husband ran up him, your ex boyfriend, stay close to

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Speaker 3: the house cause you've been, you know, in a small circle.

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Speaker 4: He ran up into him at the grocery store. He

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Speaker 4: know you work.

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Speaker 3: It ain't your work, he knows it's you'd have made

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Speaker 3: that hat before, that's all. Yeah, he thought it was his.

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Speaker 2: All right, moving on to Israel and Kanye's now, you'd.

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Speaker 3: Have handed the hat your man, Tom, I made this

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Speaker 3: for you. He think he got some did he run

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Speaker 3: up here in to Dimitri down there at fresh market?

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Speaker 3: He got same hat on. They don't know everybody know

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Speaker 3: your work. Your husband recognized the hat you gave him.

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Speaker 3: That's all that is, all right?

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Speaker 4: Go ahead, shit all right?

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Speaker 2: Israel and Kanye's.

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Speaker 4: Right body know my work Israel?

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Speaker 2: Israel?

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Speaker 1: Right. I can't go anywhere without my wife asking to go,

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Speaker 1: and ninety five percent of the time she looks a

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Speaker 1: hot mess. Saturday, I told her she had to put

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Speaker 1: on clean clothes and comb her hair. She said, I

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Speaker 1: heard her feelings. Am I supposed to let her go

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Speaker 1: out looking like a hobo?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 4: I've never had to say that to my wife. I'm trying, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm trying.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out where you got to tell

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Speaker 3: her to change her clothes and call for her hair.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure out who you're married to. Well, no,

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Speaker 3: you shouldn't let your people go out looking like a

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Speaker 3: hot mess. That you shouldn't do. But if every time

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Speaker 3: I can say that, do she know COVID is over?

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Speaker 3: Anybody told her?

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Speaker 2: Is there a nicer way he can say it?

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Speaker 4: He'll fix your hair?

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Speaker 3: Hey, baby, Hey, have you seen Tammy's knit hats that's out?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: You know her work is well known. I can't help

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Speaker 3: you dog with that. One man, good luck. This is

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Speaker 3: probably gonna end up being divorced. I'm just gonna put

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Speaker 3: that out there.

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Speaker 2: I know why she won't comb her hair, though, I

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Speaker 2: don't know why.

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Speaker 3: I want to look like a hot mess. But I

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Speaker 3: don't know where you think you going by. I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: quit telling you, well, why would you go get out

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Speaker 3: the car and drive off?

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Speaker 4: Though? Yeah? Leeve? What now she running behind the car?

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Speaker 4: Go wat step right in the world?

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Speaker 2: Wait, all right, moving on?

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Speaker 1: This is the last one, Steve. This is from Vera

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Speaker 1: in East Saint Louis. Vera writes, my neighbor hates me

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Speaker 1: because I dated her. I dated her husband before she

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Speaker 1: met him. I love telling her that she's got my leftovers.

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Speaker 1: Her husband asked me to lie and say that we

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Speaker 1: never had sex. Why would he ask me to do

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Speaker 1: that after all these years?

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Speaker 3: Why would you be throwing it up in this lady's face,

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Speaker 3: after all these years?

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Speaker 4: You got my leftovers? What's wrong with you? That's why

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Speaker 4: she hates you? Viral? And you know how old you offer?

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Speaker 3: Your name got to be viral?

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Speaker 2: Should have say anything about her? Abraham? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, Abraham. That was Israel.

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Speaker 2: No, it was Abraham and Israel. And now we got Vera,

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Speaker 2: we got.

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Speaker 4: A whole bunch of people from the Bible, the Bible today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Aprah abral I was surprised you didn't say anything

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Speaker 1: Abraham out of sacrapic.

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Speaker 2: That was the first one.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, surely if you go all these is

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Speaker 3: from the email bag, right, yeah, yeah, if you're gonna

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Speaker 3: go to the email bag and just pull stuff out

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Speaker 3: of Jerusalem, we're gonna run into each other.

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Speaker 2: So Vera, they need to move. Yeah, yeah, she's a mess.

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Speaker 1: Her neighbor alright, got a line.

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Speaker 4: She got my leftover.

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