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Speaker 1: You don't.

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Speaker 2: Concession, I can't take back O arms.

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Speaker 3: Mouse Speak sexty seventy five nine two says, whenever my

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Speaker 3: girlfriend leaves her black bra out, I put it over

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Speaker 3: my eyes and make buzzing noises like I'm a bean.

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Speaker 3: She hates it, but to me, it never gets old.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty funny.

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Speaker 3: I like that, isn't male humor so complex?

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Speaker 2: And Jez, I can do that to my own bra

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Speaker 2: later sounds pretty funny.

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Speaker 3: And on this segment, I mean, we also can't see

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Speaker 3: your real eyes or hear your real voice because we

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Speaker 3: change it to keep you anonymous, so you can share

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Speaker 3: your biggest secrets with total safety. And one of our

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Speaker 3: listeners wants to tell us his truth today. He's chosen

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Speaker 3: to go by Marcus as his fake name. So Marcus,

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Speaker 3: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Hey, thank you, Hey Marcus.

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Speaker 2: How you feeling.

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Speaker 4: I'm good? How has everybody gone last year? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we could tell you everything about our lives, or

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Speaker 3: we could just get right to your secret because the

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Speaker 3: voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever

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Speaker 3: you're ready, let's hear your confession. I said, you say yours.

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Speaker 4: Now, this has just happened to me a few months ago. See,

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Speaker 4: I was waiting for my order in the coffee shop. Okay,

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Speaker 4: you know, I'm just standing there and made a counter

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Speaker 4: along with It's a really really cute girl in her

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Speaker 4: twenties and she's with this older guy. He's seeing it

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Speaker 4: be in his like late thirties maybe forties. Okay, So

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Speaker 4: I look over and I noticed the girl is getting

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Speaker 4: her like her head talked about this guy, and she

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Speaker 4: seems really annoyed by him.

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Speaker 2: Oh they work together.

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Speaker 1: They didn't, Yeah, they were like strangers that he was

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Speaker 1: like talking or something.

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Speaker 4: What he's saying to her is like it's almost like

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Speaker 4: she's screaming for help, Like she's making uncomfortable faces.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, so what'd you do?

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Speaker 4: So, like, next thing I know, the girl starts walking

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Speaker 4: towards me and goes, oh my god, Brian, oh yes,

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Speaker 4: and put the arms out for a hug.

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Speaker 3: She goes to hug you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you all knew what was happening.

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Speaker 3: It'd be different if you look startled, but you already

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Speaker 3: kind of saw the situation.

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Speaker 2: So this is good. Like, hey, you, like, I don't

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Speaker 2: know your name, but I'm going to pretend like I do.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly. I remember like something I read online

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Speaker 4: and it said, if a girl in public ever pretends

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Speaker 4: to know you, just play along because she might be

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Speaker 4: in trouble.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, or just really annoyed, you know, really annoyed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like the guy that was talking to her.

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Speaker 2: It may not be public. It's probably fine. It's not

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Speaker 2: like a her life.

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Speaker 4: Was on the line. Yeah, yeah, I mean, but you

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Speaker 4: guys understand it could have been like that, right, So

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Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, what are you doing here?

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Speaker 3: Springing action? So you decided to play along?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I thought that decided to play along, and I

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Speaker 4: just start having a friendly conversation with our like we're

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Speaker 4: old friends, Like we went to school together like all

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Speaker 4: my life.

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Speaker 1: And so did that that old guy or I guess

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Speaker 1: he wasn't that all but the guy, yeah, older than

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Speaker 1: her guy?

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Speaker 2: Did he leave or what happened?

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Speaker 4: Nah? He had like this kind of like really weird

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Speaker 4: look in his face.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he's angry because you've basically taken away his

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Speaker 3: chance with this girl.

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Speaker 2: And in his head, he's oblivious. He thinks it was working,

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Speaker 2: and so he's yeah, and.

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking it's working because I'm like, okay, cool, I'm helping.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing my part. I'm like saving this girl, right,

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Speaker 4: that's awesome. So, like a minute INtime conversation, this girl

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Speaker 4: gets like really weird and she starts looking at me

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Speaker 4: in my face and she says, wait, you're not Brian.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh wait, he was an honest mistake. Wait hold on,

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Speaker 2: hold on what?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, she says, you're not Brian. Now I'm like, uh,

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Speaker 4: now you.

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Speaker 2: Look like the weirdo because you pretended to be somebody else.

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Speaker 3: What did you say?

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Speaker 4: I said, no, but I thought you were doing like

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Speaker 4: a thing like blink twice or yeah, your eyes if

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Speaker 4: you're in trouble, Like what'd she say?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 4: She starts yelling. She gets loud, and she says, why

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Speaker 4: would you pretend to be someone I know?

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Speaker 3: So what she really was on a date with?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, my god, I mean I was like

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Speaker 4: embarrassing in the older guy. He starts walking over to

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Speaker 4: me and he accid, everything is all right, are.

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Speaker 1: You about to get beat up for tray?

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Speaker 4: So now it looks like I'm bothering her?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, how quickly the tides.

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, what did you say?

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Speaker 4: I just told him honestly what I was doing, and

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Speaker 4: I thought she was in trouble tonight I found out, like,

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Speaker 4: she's like, that's my boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: My god, they've obviously been dad in a while.

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Speaker 2: She was annoying.

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Speaker 4: I found out he was talking to her about his

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Speaker 4: fantasy basic whole team. Annoyed and uninterested.

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Speaker 3: Dude, that sucks because you're trying to be like you're

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Speaker 3: just trying to be a good guy and do the

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Speaker 3: right thing. You never saw that coming.

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Speaker 2: That's just circumstanced.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it could have been. It could have been an

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Speaker 4: America's most wanted. Chase me.

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Speaker 2: Been on you, america most wanted.

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Speaker 1: That's so awkward and what a bad friend that it

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Speaker 1: took her that like thirty seconds to realize Brian, you

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Speaker 1: were Brian.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, man, the girl called me a creep. Oh God,

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Speaker 4: tells me not to show my face in the coffee shop.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, have you gone back?

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Speaker 4: No, I've never been so embarrassed in my life.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Marcause it's not your phone, wonder your voice.

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Speaker 3: You're never going to help a woman in trouble ever again.

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Speaker 2: Somebody's gonna help help leave me alone? Lady. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: not going to be today. I think you just need

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Speaker 2: to change your name to actually Brian and.

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Speaker 3: I, oh, dude, I'm so sorry that happened to you,

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Speaker 3: but thank you for sharing it with us. We need

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Speaker 3: that text into seven eight five nine too. If you

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Speaker 3: have a confession that you've been holding on to, we

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Speaker 3: can hyd your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 3: the next mass speaker. Your phone tap is coming up next.

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Speaker 2: Broken Jeffrey in the morning,