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Speaker 1: I don't even remember the last time I talked to you.
Speaker 1: I know this has been a theme the last few
Speaker 1: weeks because we've both been very busy, which is weird.
Speaker 1: So I also intentionally didn't call you today to catch up.
Speaker 1: I got a misscall from you yesterday and voice notes
Speaker 1: that never showed up. But I was kind of excited
Speaker 1: because all the things I want to say to you,
Speaker 1: there's no censoring. It's all going to happen right here
Speaker 1: on the Calm Down Podcast. You had a bender of
Speaker 1: a weekend. I need to know all the details, start
Speaker 1: from the beginning and go. So I called you to
Speaker 1: show you how crappy I looked. We slept until eleven
Speaker 1: am yesterday, which we never do. So my husband's two
Speaker 1: thousand twelve Stanley Cup Championship team champion, winning team, champion,
Speaker 1: whatever you get it. The Cup winning team had their
Speaker 1: ten year reunion and it all kicked off on Wednesday night, which,
Speaker 1: if you know anything about the hockey community and family
Speaker 1: that we are, that is way too much drinking. Um
Speaker 1: do I sound Rundown, Sure do. It was a great time.
Speaker 1: I there. I haven't seen my husband's smile like that
Speaker 1: in quite some time. He was so happy. I thought
Speaker 1: it was really really cool everyone showed back up. There's
Speaker 1: only like two guys that were missing, but I thought
Speaker 1: it was so cool how everyone the men just picked
Speaker 1: up and where they left off, and guys were saying
Speaker 1: it felt like ten days since they had been together,
Speaker 1: not ten years, and that's just so special. Um. Some
Speaker 1: highlights were just seeing some of the old gals, which
Speaker 1: was great. My husband had a fantastic relationship with his
Speaker 1: general manager, who was almost like a father in his life,
Speaker 1: and also his head coach, and there were just moments
Speaker 1: and there's pictures that were looking back of like the
Speaker 1: coach had his hand on Jared's knee, or you know,
Speaker 1: his general manager stood up at Ponchos and we were
Speaker 1: all just absolutely wasted, and he gave this great speech
Speaker 1: about how they were the first team in team history
Speaker 1: to win the cop and he toasted them and he
Speaker 1: just said to my boys and I we were just
Speaker 1: it was just such a lovely time that when we
Speaker 1: were saying goodbye to people, it was just so emotional
Speaker 1: because it was. It was such a special thing and
Speaker 1: um we d rank way too much. We had the
Speaker 1: raising Caines truck at our house on Saturday after a
Speaker 1: beach day. Everybody was in our backyard just eating chicken
Speaker 1: fingers and Texas toasts and coleslaw. It was such a time.
Speaker 1: It was really really great. It looked like so much fun.
Speaker 1: I was living vicariously through you. But it's that thing
Speaker 1: like and you've talked about before, even before you you
Speaker 1: know datd Jared. Hockey players, as we know from covering them,
Speaker 1: can throw down and I don't know how these dude
Speaker 1: like this is the thing I learned my lesson one
Speaker 1: time trying to go shot for shot with Eddie George
Speaker 1: and Antonio Pierce. Uh yeah, that put me on probation
Speaker 1: at Fox. I had to sit next to one of
Speaker 1: our executives as my punishment for the Steelers Cargos game,
Speaker 1: Lawrence Jilarence Larry Jones. Never thought we'd bring him up
Speaker 1: in a podcast calmed down Us. That was my punish
Speaker 1: it because they do that I had to behave. But
Speaker 1: the point was is that don't go don't don't try
Speaker 1: to go shot for shot with an NFL player, but
Speaker 1: definitely differ with an NHL player. Are we have good
Speaker 1: for you? What color is that? Because everyone will ask
Speaker 1: what color that is? Probably a pillow? Talk went in
Speaker 1: down was lovely and yeah, the minimum hour everyone went
Speaker 1: to bed was like the earliest everybody went to bed
Speaker 1: was two am. I mean we're walking how we at
Speaker 1: three am around our neighborhood every night after the festivities
Speaker 1: and breaking down things and it was just very very sweet.
Speaker 1: It was it was cool, and everybody's got their babies,
Speaker 1: and everybody's babies came and like they all have new
Speaker 1: uncles and ants, which is all of it. It It was
Speaker 1: just very very special. So their livers, Wow, it's crazy. Wait,
Speaker 1: so then what is your detox can system? Like when
Speaker 1: you're like, okay, I'm gonna dry out, Like are we
Speaker 1: there just drinking water? And we're like, what is your
Speaker 1: detox routine consist? Because you got a game this weekend, girlfriends,
Speaker 1: you've got the Cardinals and you've got the Ravens. Yep,
Speaker 1: so we're looking we record this on Monday, your game
Speaker 1: is on Sunday. What is your week of detox slash
Speaker 1: get ready for your first game? So Sunday is just
Speaker 1: like we were back. We had like a really greasy
Speaker 1: breakfast which I put up on our podcast. I g
Speaker 1: to just be like, it's been you know, wow, it's
Speaker 1: been a time, a little run down. But instantly we
Speaker 1: started pumping the athletic greens and not an ad, a
Speaker 1: ton of water, electro lights, try to eat healthy last night,
Speaker 1: gonna eat healthy today, although Jared she walked in with
Speaker 1: the McDonald's bag, would love it to be an ad
Speaker 1: by the way. Um, and yeah, so just did a
Speaker 1: series work out today, sweating from all areas of my
Speaker 1: bonny and oh my god, you can totally tell it's
Speaker 1: a game week. Like it's like all the emails, all
Speaker 1: the questions I'm writing to pr making times to speak
Speaker 1: to a Buddha baker, all that. It's just we're back
Speaker 1: and you have a practice game this week right with Amazon?
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Like take me through that? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just by the way, I'm just gonna keep ship
Speaker 1: real always. First of all, um, the fact that I
Speaker 1: didn't know because um, Steve had text our mutual friends
Speaker 1: and was like, hey, are you guys, Like what's the
Speaker 1: dinner situation? Like knowing like you're gone whatever, what are
Speaker 1: you guys around. This guy asks if they're around on
Speaker 1: Friday for dinner, because I was the asshole that thought
Speaker 1: the game was on Thursday, and then I looked at
Speaker 1: the schedule today and I was like, Thursday night football.
Speaker 1: Well I know, but like, hello, Charrissa, look at a
Speaker 1: preseason schedule. Anyways, I'm very prepared for the practice game
Speaker 1: that's apparently on Friday, and I thought it was Thursday.
Speaker 1: So that's exciting. But yeah, no, we're doing because again
Speaker 1: Amazon hasn't produced a game yet, like the first streamer
Speaker 1: to ever have an NFL package. So I'm really looking
Speaker 1: forward to it. I saw the set so cool, it's
Speaker 1: already set up, it's so fine. So yeah, so I'm
Speaker 1: really looking forward to it. We have a fun group
Speaker 1: and our text chains are so likes fun and exciting whatever,
Speaker 1: which I have to show you. It's hysterical because we
Speaker 1: have yet to take head shots for Amazon. Oh I
Speaker 1: showed you. I text you it Ryan, but I thought
Speaker 1: you guys did take head shots. We didn't. Um Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: we have yet to do that, and you know, those
Speaker 1: head shots better be good because you know they live
Speaker 1: in For me, it's going to be ten years until
Speaker 1: we could get another one. But anyways, UM, he did
Speaker 1: like when you guys taking Um, I don't know, hopefully soon,
Speaker 1: but I am very excited about that, and just like
Speaker 1: getting on set and being with the crew, and I remember,
Speaker 1: like Fits hasn't been on TV and Ryan Fitzpatrick hasn't
Speaker 1: been in that seat before, So very much looking forward
Speaker 1: to that. Um. I've been good about not drinking a lot.
Speaker 1: I actually have my workout clothes on underneath here and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go for a run after this. But I'm
Speaker 1: not doing carbs for two weeks. I've never done that.
Speaker 1: I've just decided not like anything other than just I've
Speaker 1: getting the same routine of eating the same stuff and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see how that goes. But yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Football is here and we've been talking about it, but
Speaker 1: now actually each one of us having a game is
Speaker 1: gonna be great. I'm very much looking forward to that.
Speaker 1: Did I stay looking forward to three times? Good? So
Speaker 1: that's exciting and it's even better. You don't have to
Speaker 1: fly anywhere, because that's uh not fun. Okay, game this
Speaker 1: week back in action, You've got your practice show. What
Speaker 1: else is happening? You did a purge today. Oh my god, rabe,
Speaker 1: you will be does anyone? Okay? A lot of changes
Speaker 1: in my life over last week, you know. No, I
Speaker 1: am all about throwing ship out. Okay, second, very vocal.
Speaker 1: If it doesn't make me happy, I mean it's out
Speaker 1: spark and joy. I'm over here. I mean like I'm
Speaker 1: on fire with so much joy. I'm sparking. So I
Speaker 1: for the last uh three different days over the last
Speaker 1: week and a half, I have designated hours to throwing
Speaker 1: the ship underneath the bathroom sink. Why do we have
Speaker 1: sev five lotion ones empty? Like and then here's the
Speaker 1: thing and and everyone else will get this. I think like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm out of such and such, so I buy more
Speaker 1: of it. No, it's right now, you're not. Now I've
Speaker 1: got seventeen SPF you know, tanning things when I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I need to go to the storm buy something. So
Speaker 1: I've just been throwing stuff away in what year was
Speaker 1: that lip gloss? That lip glass with? The second I
Speaker 1: opened that thing and it smells, we got a problem.
Speaker 1: What are we doing with the lips? I like going
Speaker 1: to use it? Nope, you should? I mean trash days.
Speaker 1: On Mondays, I had to go to the neighbors and
Speaker 1: use the freaking community trash can. There was so much
Speaker 1: stuff dragging it down the street. It feels so good.
Speaker 1: It's so cathartic to just throw throw, throw, throw away.
Speaker 1: I got nothing left in this house. These are all
Speaker 1: the clothes I owned. Now I threw everything away. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know that's the only thing that's a little scary.
Speaker 1: What was your like, because I know that there's a
Speaker 1: whole like tidying up, kind of like guidelines. If you
Speaker 1: haven't worn in the last six months, you should donate it,
Speaker 1: get rid of it. What was your kind of like
Speaker 1: rules with all that. I don't know what the opposite
Speaker 1: of a hoarder is, but that's me. I mean, I
Speaker 1: might have bought it yesterday and I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm not into it, throwing it away such a waste.
Speaker 1: But it's like, I'm trying to give it a chance.
Speaker 1: But I know you're right, You're right. If you're not
Speaker 1: into it, you should just get rid of it then.
Speaker 1: And then this thing, I'm very good about donating, So
Speaker 1: that part and I do, like with House and Home,
Speaker 1: are charitable efforts, like we do stuff for homeless and
Speaker 1: so like that stuff can go and packages or women
Speaker 1: shelter things like that. I'm not just trying to say
Speaker 1: this to be a good person. I mean, but those
Speaker 1: kinds of things. But yeah, I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, there should that still had tags on it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why did I ever think this was cute?
Speaker 1: I've just become more simple in which is another thing too.
Speaker 1: I have the fitting this week. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the attire is going to look like for the season.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of excited. You have your fitting. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: are you doing it? Aaron's very generous, and she shares,
Speaker 1: stop it, I'm not paying your bill. I mean, wait
Speaker 1: till I said it. Actually, you are whish, by the way,
Speaker 1: I need to vend you for something, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a different you know, Thursday night vibe.
Speaker 1: We'll see what. Yeah. So I just want to make
Speaker 1: room in the closet. I want to make room and
Speaker 1: I feel like before, I don't know if you're like this,
Speaker 1: but having now, I'm going to go back and travel
Speaker 1: at least, you know, once a week. I don't want
Speaker 1: to feel like home is full of a bunch of
Speaker 1: ships that like I don't need and I'm just like
Speaker 1: excited that, Like organizing the junk drawer, there is such satisfaction,
Speaker 1: like the batteries are here, the tape is here, Like
Speaker 1: if I want to find a limpbrush, now I can
Speaker 1: find a limpbrush. So that was a big thing for me.
Speaker 1: And I was like, if I don't start this season,
Speaker 1: two things I needed to do in the off season,
Speaker 1: go to Italy and clean out this house with the
Speaker 1: non check and check and check. Jared would have been
Speaker 1: so turned on. I have so much ship that I
Speaker 1: just need to get rid of. Where do you donate
Speaker 1: your clothes? What do you do with that? There's these
Speaker 1: bands like a like Salvation Army or good Will will
Speaker 1: bands that are kind of periodically like throughout and it's
Speaker 1: and I put them there. Or I will go to
Speaker 1: like where I do the homeless get back things that
Speaker 1: I do once a month, and I will donate in
Speaker 1: the same place. Or I'll just ask if anyone wants
Speaker 1: a lot of time for women's clothes. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of women that um we'll just say like oh I'll
Speaker 1: take that or whatever you know. So yeah, mostly those
Speaker 1: little donations fans around town. M I tried to do
Speaker 1: the old like Okay, there's like a checklist before you
Speaker 1: go back to school, back to work for us, because
Speaker 1: like it is so good you're doing this at your house,
Speaker 1: because if you don't get this done before you do
Speaker 1: your crazy busy schedule, then it's just what's the point.
Speaker 1: It's just gonna faster, it's gonna build up. So I
Speaker 1: have had a service light on in my g that
Speaker 1: I needed to take back. So finally I called today
Speaker 1: they can't get me in for two months? What are
Speaker 1: we doing? Is this because of the supply chain? Is
Speaker 1: this because nobody's working? Are we still dealing with this ship?
Speaker 1: What's happening? I don'tn't understand why it takes two months
Speaker 1: to get me in. And then she she was like,
Speaker 1: I can't get you in land Rover until October's second
Speaker 1: not Infinity. Our Infinity car light isn't on. That car
Speaker 1: is doing just fine, thank you so much. But the
Speaker 1: range Rover light is on. And they were like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we can't get you in until October. And I was like, okay.
Speaker 1: She's like, do you still want to come and go? Ma'am?
Speaker 1: Our service light is on? What do you want me
Speaker 1: to do? Yes? I still want to come well and
Speaker 1: then are you someone? And it doesn't matter what kind
Speaker 1: of car it is? The that um like the check
Speaker 1: oil light came on? Like service oil soon? Does that
Speaker 1: mean tomorrow? I need to service this this next week?
Speaker 1: In my driving without the oil for too long? Am
Speaker 1: I needing to put oil in right now? Like I'm
Speaker 1: not a mechanic despite my coils and the mechanic, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know and I don't. Is it dumb of me?
Speaker 1: I mean, I know how to change a tire, but
Speaker 1: that's it. Don't ask me to actually do it. But
Speaker 1: I mean, like I was taught how to change the tire,
Speaker 1: but I don't know what the service light and you
Speaker 1: know what the mechanic thing, especially on all these cars
Speaker 1: with these computers now, I don't know what's going on
Speaker 1: on the under the hood. But also veterinarians, here's my
Speaker 1: next thing? Daisy? And it daisy? And Will's itching like crazy?
Speaker 1: Is it now we're doing the checklist? Is it fleas?
Speaker 1: Is it we're stress? Is it it's dry? Is it
Speaker 1: the change of food? I don't know. So I call
Speaker 1: the vet and I'm like, okay, the dogs are itching.
Speaker 1: We can get you in not next Friday, the Friday after. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: the dog's first going to be completely ripped off by them.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be so much itching. I can't with that
Speaker 1: back leg, this and over and over. Now we've got
Speaker 1: a red spot. Now I feel terrible, So do I
Speaker 1: How about when they're like, is it an emergency? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it's an emergency now, because yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not waiting two weeks for the dog. I could go
Speaker 1: to the vet and the vet could tell me your
Speaker 1: dog needs to I think I went on a rand
Speaker 1: about this before, but I feel passionate about this. Are
Speaker 1: the vets a scam? Because I'm gonna buy whatever the
Speaker 1: VET tells me I need to buy. I'm gonna buy
Speaker 1: whatever the freaking mechanic tells me that I need to
Speaker 1: buy because I need the car to work and I
Speaker 1: need the dogs to be happy. And the dog's not
Speaker 1: telling me that that's not what needs and the cars
Speaker 1: not saying, hey, I didn't even need the oil change,
Speaker 1: just a faulty light. So I'm confused. I called the
Speaker 1: vet today because somebody needs a little squeeze of his
Speaker 1: because he was doing over there. We got to I mean,
Speaker 1: I gotta help my guy out and he was scooching
Speaker 1: his little bomb lat on Saturday night where we had
Speaker 1: everybody over. So I was like, oh god. So I
Speaker 1: called and I was like, hey, can I get him in?
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, yeah, there's availability today at one
Speaker 1: while we had to take this at one fifteen couldn't
Speaker 1: make it. I was like, I'll take it and hope
Speaker 1: my husband can take him. They did. If not, we
Speaker 1: could get you in three weeks. I mean no, because
Speaker 1: it's like, that's so busy. I don't know, but how
Speaker 1: ofse did we get in anywhere? You have to do
Speaker 1: it once a month, once a month. Maybe that's why
Speaker 1: they're itching. I don't think I've ever done it. No,
Speaker 1: they'd be scooting, they wouldn't be itching. You know. Do
Speaker 1: they do it when they get groomed? And I just
Speaker 1: don't know. Is that why so much? Yes, they do
Speaker 1: do when you get groomed, but mine needs a full
Speaker 1: like elbow in there, get it all out. Speaking of
Speaker 1: sorry to you talking about you and your bob. I know,
Speaker 1: well Willis is overweight and I said something. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: well this is fat, and I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to say that in front of him. He probably
Speaker 1: knows what I'm talking about. Speaking of tunup, you'll be
Speaker 1: very proud of me. In my list of things to
Speaker 1: do before the season starts, I got my blood work
Speaker 1: done because we're you know, yeah, you'd be talking about
Speaker 1: this girl. I'm You've never seen anyone more excited to
Speaker 1: get that. It's like it's the opposite of taking an
Speaker 1: STD test. I couldn't wait to get the results. I
Speaker 1: was like, show me everything. Yes, I went straight to
Speaker 1: I went straight to the liver portion of the program,
Speaker 1: and I was like, does what does it say? What
Speaker 1: does it say? Liver excellent condition, kidney's excellent condition. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh good, great, cholesterol is great. We got
Speaker 1: a problem with one massive area. And I knew it
Speaker 1: all along. I'm not a doctor, and I and I
Speaker 1: sometimes question doctors, but I've never questioned a doctor on this.
Speaker 1: ID why really shitty metabolism? Like I look at pizza
Speaker 1: and I like gain weight? I got. I got a
Speaker 1: thyroid issue. It says it right here in the results.
Speaker 1: I'm my thyroid is like at like a three or whatever,
Speaker 1: and it's supposed to be a like a seven. I
Speaker 1: knew it. I knew it all along. It's like I
Speaker 1: had so what do you do so you can take
Speaker 1: these shots that it's kind of like like the fertility
Speaker 1: shots that just a little thing. I mean doing them
Speaker 1: the last three days never felt anybody. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: it's just a placebo and maybe just say lean in here,
Speaker 1: but I'm feeling like, oh my god, did I already
Speaker 1: lose weight from these shots? It just helps like stimulate
Speaker 1: your thyroid so I don't have problems moving. Like you
Speaker 1: don't do them forever, but like it's a way to
Speaker 1: kind of jump start it. How often do you have
Speaker 1: to take them? Well, I just do the it's three
Speaker 1: weeks or whatever, like the little bile is worth or
Speaker 1: like it's like ten ounce or whatever. I'm not okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it's supposed to like jump started and then
Speaker 1: you do blood work again and see if it gets regular.
Speaker 1: But I knew there was something wrong. I never been
Speaker 1: excited in my life. Well, thank god, it's just that though.
Speaker 1: Now I want to get my blood work done. Exhausted, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got it. By the way, no one needs to
Speaker 1: make an appointment at that Quest Diagnostics, you know that
Speaker 1: ship take him. Speaking of waiting for an appointment, anyone
Speaker 1: that's been there. Your appointment times at too, You're lucky
Speaker 1: if you get in a five. This is not a
Speaker 1: direct here. I can't do this. I don't have time
Speaker 1: for this, all this waiting around. What is everybody doing?
Speaker 1: Is this because no one's working? What are what are
Speaker 1: you guys doing? If you're not working and I'm not
Speaker 1: trying to get into the Kim Kardashian rando, what are
Speaker 1: you doing? I never know what you're doing in there.
Speaker 1: I never know. The thyroid is low, the house is clean,
Speaker 1: and uh, the dogs are itching. Nothing wrong except you
Speaker 1: need to get your calendar in order. You didn't know
Speaker 1: you had a game mark. The schedule may not work out,
Speaker 1: you know, seriously, I was like, fuck, look alive. I
Speaker 1: need to put that calendar in general in my I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, I'm a little nervous about this going
Speaker 1: back on the road thing. I still not t s
Speaker 1: a pre check. Fuck, there's an appointment. I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 1: You gotta get that done. I'm busy. I had a
Speaker 1: bunch of other stuff that I'm writing down or that
Speaker 1: I wrote down for us since we haven't at it
Speaker 1: in Oh. Yeah, I've been busy. Uh, is that I
Speaker 1: also have Willie Nelson T shirt on my list? Is
Speaker 1: that a Willie Nelson T shirt? Sure? Is? I think
Speaker 1: I've got it. First stage coach a few years ago.
Speaker 1: It's so cute speaking to me in the closet today.
Speaker 1: You know, I love it. Um. Okay, So that's what
Speaker 1: what else has been going on? Well, I recap what
Speaker 1: my things I wanted to talk to you about. Oh,
Speaker 1: you are a dunkin Donuts. The other day we exchanged
Speaker 1: like fifteen voice notes about yes, yes, the issue. Do
Speaker 1: you want to recap or are you over it? No?
Speaker 1: It was fine. It's just I'm jones ing. I almost
Speaker 1: took video today for our I G because I'm just
Speaker 1: jones ing for dunkin Donuts to come to the South
Speaker 1: Bay area in California. I'm not sure why we can't
Speaker 1: have one. A girlfriend of mine said to me, Well,
Speaker 1: there is one, it's just a little ways down. Well, no,
Speaker 1: it's not a little ways down. It's twenty minutes away.
Speaker 1: I need one, like five to ten minutes away. Your
Speaker 1: car's not gonna make it that far. I not not
Speaker 1: with the service light on, and I can't get in
Speaker 1: until October. Thank god, I have an an affinity. Um.
Speaker 1: So I we were driving around. I just said, hey,
Speaker 1: can we just see where this dunkin Donuts is? Because
Speaker 1: Kirsten said it was, you know, twenty minutes away. So
Speaker 1: we were in a mood. We went and then Jared's like,
Speaker 1: do you want something? It's five o'clock. I was like,
Speaker 1: do we want a coffee at five? And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: we're here, might as well? Okay, great, try to go
Speaker 1: to the drive through the drive through unless you drive
Speaker 1: um a what are those little box cars? Oh like
Speaker 1: a little um like a Fiat or a Mini Cooper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you gotta drive a super like a Mini Coop
Speaker 1: or people? Is that what people say? I don't think so,
Speaker 1: but okay, Minnie Cooper with a Cooper? What it was basically, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh god, I would have had to take my car
Speaker 1: to get serviced earlier. If I had been in my
Speaker 1: car driving through this thing, the drive through for the
Speaker 1: only dunkin Donuts by me that's twenty minutes away. You
Speaker 1: have to have a super small car. So we were like,
Speaker 1: what in the hell. And then when you're driving, their
Speaker 1: skid marks on the wall, their skid marks by the thanks.
Speaker 1: You know. It was like, and of course we had
Speaker 1: a call you and Steve to tell you about it when,
Speaker 1: which we thought was really funny but ended up not being.
Speaker 1: But I was just really bummed out. It's not the
Speaker 1: dunk I Donuts I wanted. And here's the thing about that.
Speaker 1: You don't know how much room you really have until
Speaker 1: now we're up on the curve, hit the wall. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now it's like, oh, that yellow pole is obviously awkward.
Speaker 1: What are we doing with that? We think that's a
Speaker 1: great idea, moving pole, moving out of the way. The
Speaker 1: drive through is really interesting. How about the drive through?
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you take how we ever
Speaker 1: through a drive through, not in your Mini Cooper um
Speaker 1: Willison Daisy in the back, And I'm like that the
Speaker 1: poor drive through person thinks like they're going to be
Speaker 1: attacked by these Are you going the Starbucks drive through?
Speaker 1: Oh well, it's a whole production. You know about pop piccinos.
Speaker 1: I don't give them that. Oh speaking of though, uh,
Speaker 1: then that's why they're itching or why mine needs is
Speaker 1: but squeezed because of all the whipped creamer paccino. Sure, okay,
Speaker 1: I have down Lake and other dogs lake. Yeah about
Speaker 1: the lake, we got a real situation. So the dock
Speaker 1: where I've been able to be for like the last
Speaker 1: couple of years, I can always bring the dogs down.
Speaker 1: There's not a neighbor to the right, he's never there.
Speaker 1: There's not a neighbor to the left, he's never there.
Speaker 1: So the dogs are running, not a problem. Okay, we
Speaker 1: go in the water, so fun. We got a new
Speaker 1: dock neighbor, and this dock neighbors retired, so that guy
Speaker 1: is there every single time I go down to the dock,
Speaker 1: and we hate him. It's just you got a neighbor.
Speaker 1: Now that's there all the time. It's like you got
Speaker 1: a neighbor, you know. And so then and he's got
Speaker 1: a dog. So that means that I can't bring the dogs.
Speaker 1: So now now do we have to take turns? Like
Speaker 1: are you bringing the dog? You're here, just be allowed
Speaker 1: to bring the dogs. So I got a little sassy.
Speaker 1: So his dog's barking and barking and barking, and my
Speaker 1: are like actually being well behaved and not barking. Doll.
Speaker 1: I go, well, this is very relaxing for the ten
Speaker 1: days a year I'm here. And he goes, oh, do
Speaker 1: you want us to leave? And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe just quiet the dog down, Like why I'm here
Speaker 1: to relax? I mean, I'm applying Bronzer trying to get
Speaker 1: tan and like, no, what kind of dog big? Like
Speaker 1: who's Turner? And who? Remember that dog? Was that big movie?
Speaker 1: Was not the dog's problem, but like now we got
Speaker 1: to figure it out of the dog. Yeah, So I
Speaker 1: don't normally say something like I it's a dog, this
Speaker 1: is my space and it's not calming to be down
Speaker 1: here at the dock. So that was my lake and
Speaker 1: other dogs situation, and I was wondering, like protocol, like
Speaker 1: how that would work? Do I tell you not to
Speaker 1: bring your dog? It's a good question, and I think
Speaker 1: it's when we should pose to the calm down listen
Speaker 1: out there, because it is. It's like, I agree, I
Speaker 1: don't think it should be all about his dog. You're
Speaker 1: a dog owner as well, so is there a way
Speaker 1: to maybe not set up a schedule, but just maybe
Speaker 1: an understanding an agreement. I got to also understanding right
Speaker 1: now with my neighbor that has a dog on the
Speaker 1: other side of the fence, and it's like my dog,
Speaker 1: they go crazy. So I'm like, we gotta work out
Speaker 1: a schedule, so I tell him when I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: in town, when I'm gonna be out of town. So yeah,
Speaker 1: let me let me know, you guys, what to do
Speaker 1: about the whole you know, dog sharing of of blurred
Speaker 1: lines that pisces me off though, that you're trying to
Speaker 1: lay out and enjoy yourself when you don't get too
Speaker 1: often and the dog's barking. It's like a kid in
Speaker 1: the restaurant. And here's the thing I know, Like, I
Speaker 1: get it. I'm forty four, I don't have a child yet. Honey,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be the asshole one day on a
Speaker 1: plane or in a restaurant with my kids screaming, and
Speaker 1: I'm going to know how it feels. But here's the
Speaker 1: other thing my mom taught me. Well, kids crying, you
Speaker 1: take him outside, dogs barking, You tell him is shut
Speaker 1: up and move on. Like I just don't. It's the
Speaker 1: same people that are on their phone and their FaceTime
Speaker 1: and without headphones on and talking on a plane. Knock
Speaker 1: it off. I don't want to hear your conversation and
Speaker 1: with what you have. Although the only time I did
Speaker 1: want to see the FaceTime of the person on the
Speaker 1: plane next to me Bella Haadin with the week He
Speaker 1: said that she was saying, what's his able, what's his name?
Speaker 1: What's the weekend's name? She was staying able and I
Speaker 1: was like looking over and I was like, it's the weekend. Anyways,
Speaker 1: that was a FaceTime I was all right with. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I also don't have children. But I will tell you
Speaker 1: what my experience was. This was my father knocked the
Speaker 1: ship off or else we're never going out out again.
Speaker 1: We'll take that vision. What you know what I didn't do.
Speaker 1: I didn't pay to go to the restaurant to listen
Speaker 1: to the screaming like they're not aware. And I'm not
Speaker 1: saying this in a bad way, like you aren't. If
Speaker 1: your kids upset, fine, but like, let's make an adjustment.
Speaker 1: It's the constant screaming like, oh, we're just gonna let
Speaker 1: Timmy work it out here in the restaurant. Well, then
Speaker 1: I'm not paying a hundred dollars for the boulonts. I
Speaker 1: have a story for you. And okay, souls without kids,
Speaker 1: you know how this is gonna go full asshole without
Speaker 1: the kids. I have a story for you. So I
Speaker 1: did a photo shoot in Boston, like a week and
Speaker 1: a half ago. We're aware. I loved it. The pictures
Speaker 1: look great. I'm so happy, thank you. It was so good.
Speaker 1: So I take a flight home, and yes, am I
Speaker 1: travel snob, absolutely because I constantly live on a plane.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you another thing. I am. I feel
Speaker 1: really really bad for flight attendants because people who do
Speaker 1: not travel often treat them like ship. They do. And
Speaker 1: I've had flight attendants come up to me and say
Speaker 1: they've listened to our podcast. They've heard this before, but
Speaker 1: they do. They're not your waitress, they're not your concierge,
Speaker 1: they're not your damn like cruise director. They are there
Speaker 1: for your safety and well being. Let me, by the way,
Speaker 1: show you where the exits are while we're doing this.
Speaker 1: So I'm on a flight and you know that Boston
Speaker 1: flight is six and a half hours. It is what
Speaker 1: it is. I watched in Canto for the first time
Speaker 1: on Disney. It was freaking adorable. I loved it. That
Speaker 1: is Uh, we don't talk about Bruno, so that's what
Speaker 1: is that. It's a song, it's a new it's a
Speaker 1: new Disney movie. It was very adorable. Um. Anyways, so
Speaker 1: I get on and there is a family that has entered,
Speaker 1: the room has entered, the program has entered the plane.
Speaker 1: That's fine. They were traveling deep Like, there's the mom,
Speaker 1: the dad, the two teenage daughters, the teenage son, and
Speaker 1: two little kids. Great, everybody's got their own pod. Awesome.
Speaker 1: I respect that. Good for you. You've got some dope. Great,
Speaker 1: especially flying right now. That ain't cheap. But this family,
Speaker 1: I knew it from the second eye laid eyes on them.
Speaker 1: They thought they were on a private jet. We are
Speaker 1: trying to get out of the gate. We are trying
Speaker 1: to get out of the terminal, and we are still
Speaker 1: walking around, talking in the aisles. And finally the flight
Speaker 1: attendants are like, you have to take your seats so
Speaker 1: we can leave. Didn't give a ship. They feel like
Speaker 1: they're on a private jet. So I put my headphones on.
Speaker 1: I start watching my show. Now you know what we're doing.
Speaker 1: For the next six and a half hours. We are
Speaker 1: walking up and down the aisle. We are three in
Speaker 1: a pod, four in a pod. The little like five
Speaker 1: year old. I was about to bee my pants. I
Speaker 1: was so piste off. What's that called alliteration? Anyways, those
Speaker 1: four year olds walking up and down Mommy, mommy, and
Speaker 1: like the flight attendants trying to get up and down.
Speaker 1: Here's the next great thing that happens. We have a
Speaker 1: medical emergency on the plate. They are trying to deal
Speaker 1: with that. They are putting the announcement on. Is anyone
Speaker 1: a doctor? And I'm gonna say it these assholes and
Speaker 1: I get sensitive because I think if it was my
Speaker 1: mom and dad ship, somebody help them. These assholes walking
Speaker 1: up and down the aisle were spraying perfume. Finally, I
Speaker 1: just said, you guys need to sit down. You're just crazy.
Speaker 1: I did. I said, there is a medical emergency on
Speaker 1: this plane. This is crazy. And this this teenage girl,
Speaker 1: it's got all lippy with me, with her fucking perfume
Speaker 1: on and her pot pourri everywhere. And she's like, ma'am,
Speaker 1: she's four. She can't sleep. And I said, you know what,
Speaker 1: not my problem. Put a seatbelt on her. This is
Speaker 1: this came out of my mouth. A mode of transportation.
Speaker 1: Have some respect? What am I talking about? I mean,
Speaker 1: what am I I'm watching in Kanto? What am I talking?
Speaker 1: I was just so piste off for these flight attendants,
Speaker 1: like we are walking up and down, we are being
Speaker 1: full blown assholes. We are just thinking this is a
Speaker 1: private jet. It's not getting your seats and buckle up.
Speaker 1: I was piste, do you want to know what? The
Speaker 1: sweet little flight attendant because then this family complained about
Speaker 1: me and I didn't care. This flight attendant, as I
Speaker 1: was leaving the plane, brings over a plastic bag with
Speaker 1: a bottle of red wine. And this is my favorite
Speaker 1: bottle of red wine that we serve because it actually
Speaker 1: isn't that cheap, It's pretty good. I feel so bad,
Speaker 1: and I said, no, I feel so bad for you
Speaker 1: because these days there's some crazies out there. Can we
Speaker 1: be honest? I mean, we're get duct taped two seats,
Speaker 1: We're seeing people punch flight attendants. They can't say ship.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm going to be the person
Speaker 1: to say it, and I'm about to duct tape all
Speaker 1: you assholes to display we land and I'm like, thank
Speaker 1: you guys so much. I really appreciate it. I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry for the you know, the the idiots here on
Speaker 1: this jet. I'm like trying to land or trying to
Speaker 1: walk out. These two dumb like need to be you know,
Speaker 1: taught a few lessons. Teenagers marched right in front of me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, here's the thing. I don't even
Speaker 1: have enough energy in my body to cuss you and
Speaker 1: your parents out right now, Okay, all noll of is enough,
Speaker 1: all of these things. You are not wrong excited to
Speaker 1: travel this year for anything that you're saying no, and
Speaker 1: you know that I messaged you about this. I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't already be bitching about something. But I was
Speaker 1: late from the interviews, late and running and it's like,
Speaker 1: now we don't have any room in the overhead. Why
Speaker 1: I paid for the seat? I should there should be
Speaker 1: in a lot of space overhead. So then I have
Speaker 1: to say, hey, whose bag is this? And they look
Speaker 1: at me like I'm the asshole. I'm like, you get
Speaker 1: to put all seven of your bags up here, So
Speaker 1: a my fault that I'm in one a company paid
Speaker 1: seat that I don't have the under the seat option
Speaker 1: you do. It's like, we're always the assholes. Here's what
Speaker 1: I say about the kids. It's not always the kids. Teenagers. Yes,
Speaker 1: you needed to be disciplined a long time ago. The
Speaker 1: four year old, bring her some toys or bring her
Speaker 1: something that's going to entertain her. And I know that's
Speaker 1: not even the mom Aslanny thank you. I say, this
Speaker 1: is a former nanny who used to travel with children,
Speaker 1: that it was my job to entertain them. The color
Speaker 1: books not working, fine, we got to get the book
Speaker 1: that's not working. You know how many times I lost
Speaker 1: my at the time, I didn't have a credit card
Speaker 1: because I was, you know, twelve my debit card. Because here,
Speaker 1: we're gonna give the kids something else. Let's let's find
Speaker 1: make an adjustment, because it's not the people on the plane,
Speaker 1: in the restaurant, or you know, anywhere public that they
Speaker 1: should have to endure the nonsense. I'm over that. And
Speaker 1: I opened the doors safe at at a restaurant for
Speaker 1: open a door like I was about to go in,
Speaker 1: and I saw a couple of people walking out open
Speaker 1: the door who had lem little kids, teenagers and one
Speaker 1: to three kept coming, and I go, you're welcome, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: Not one of them stopped and looked at me. Not
Speaker 1: one of them stopped and said thank you. My father
Speaker 1: would have smacked me upside the head. Legally, of course,
Speaker 1: but in a way that was like, hey, you have
Speaker 1: some manners I don't understand. And again, when we both
Speaker 1: have children, it's we can sit here and anybody that
Speaker 1: has kids come back. You have no idea what it's like. Well, exactly,
Speaker 1: I grew up as a nanny, but also my mom
Speaker 1: did daycare so she could afford My parents had no money,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I'll do daycare and watch
Speaker 1: other people's kids so I can stay home with my
Speaker 1: kids make money. I've been around enough kids to know
Speaker 1: that there are some kids that are top manners and
Speaker 1: kids that aren't. So it's not always the kid's fault
Speaker 1: because I blame the parents. Half the time. It's like,
Speaker 1: come on, is that our rant? Is this over? And
Speaker 1: I don't mean to go off And I'm not saying
Speaker 1: the way people are, you know, dealing with their children,
Speaker 1: but I blame the parents. I listen, we're on a plane.
Speaker 1: There's a medical emergency. I don't think you guys should
Speaker 1: be assholes and worrying about reapplying your perfume. Get the
Speaker 1: hell out of the aisles and let the flight intend
Speaker 1: need to do their job and deal with someone, because
Speaker 1: you know what, at some point in your life that
Speaker 1: maybe your mom and dad needs medical assistant. I was pissed.
Speaker 1: Any who will come fly the friendly try that's what
Speaker 1: you do with this video, not the fun video where
Speaker 1: they're all marching boocome to American airlines and'll be like,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Don't be an asshole said, there's a
Speaker 1: mesomergency shot in your fucking seat. Buckle up your cap,
Speaker 1: you know face, where's your head? Calm down, everyone, Thank
Speaker 1: you for tuning in it. Can't wait to see what
Speaker 1: next week has in store right. Calm Down with Aaron
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