1 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:09,119 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentstic is the moment you've waited for. The 2 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:11,879 Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door. 3 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,720 Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and 4 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the 5 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 1: best ready ego you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. 6 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 1: What is that one song that gets stuck in your 7 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:34,400 Speaker 1: head all the time? Question? It's a Jewel Show text 8 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,880 Speaker 1: in four one or six one? What is the song 9 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: that gets stuck in your head all the time? And 10 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:42,320 Speaker 1: I bring it up because the American Psychological Association has 11 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: broke down the top earworm songs ever the songs I 12 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 1: get stuck in your head the most. And they also 13 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,080 Speaker 1: said how to get rid of it? If it's stuck 14 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 1: in your hand, to get rid that's a hot tip. 15 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: Props a Lady Gaga Why she has three no way 16 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: the top earworms songs? Who out of the top ten 17 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:05,640 Speaker 1: that's talent, Yeah, is talent. Bad Romance is number one, 18 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:10,920 Speaker 1: especially the Polices raw part right there. Yeah, this song 19 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,479 Speaker 1: is number one. Lady Gaga's Bad Romance is the number 20 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 1: one ear where I'm sorry about this, god Ra, I 21 00:01:23,240 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 1: don't even know what it says you don't need to 22 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 1: just buy. So this is gonna be stuck in your 23 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,920 Speaker 1: head all day. Number three on the list of the 24 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:38,240 Speaker 1: top Earworms songs. Ever, this is a good don't stop 25 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 1: believing this is a song. This is my Journey. It's 26 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,080 Speaker 1: an old band. Oh my gosh, I love this song. 27 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 1: But people do love this song still, especially when it 28 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,960 Speaker 1: comes on in a bar or frat politics part this 29 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 1: is that's who I think of frat boys. When I 30 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 1: heard the song, I mean, it is a great song. 31 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: Sorry to me, I can't sing it all, so I 32 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 1: start and then I stop. You know, the lead singer 33 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,280 Speaker 1: died and then they replaced him. You know that. No, 34 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:14,640 Speaker 1: Phil Collins leer of Phil Collins was his own guy. No, 35 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:17,480 Speaker 1: he was the lead singer of probably something else. I'm 36 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:21,000 Speaker 1: probably wrong. I don't know. I have no idea, right, 37 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,359 Speaker 1: but Adam Lambert now is the lead singer of Journey 38 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,119 Speaker 1: or like with them for a while. Oh no, wait, 39 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: that's Queen, I get it. Yeah, Queen min Yeah, I 40 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 1: think you're wrong. I think both of us are probably wrong. 41 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,359 Speaker 1: The one thing is for sure, though. This is number 42 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: three on the list of the top earworms, so appropriate. 43 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 1: No matter what one of these is going to be 44 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 1: stuck in your head by the time we're done talking 45 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: about him. Listen to the song all day, love it okay, 46 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: trying to get to the The funny meme that I 47 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:49,959 Speaker 1: see online all the time is that this go we go, 48 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, hold on, No, that wasn't it. 49 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:58,600 Speaker 1: I was in for the dutop believing partner. Anyway. This 50 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: comes under like top five songs that get white people going, Oh, 51 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:08,440 Speaker 1: this song gets white people pumped up. No, it's not. 52 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 1: I can't do it. This is this song does though, 53 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 1: like man white people when this comes on, and by 54 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 1: the way, we're white like so hype though, here we go, 55 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 1: turn it up, turn up musical break. I'm gonna stop 56 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:33,320 Speaker 1: believing soon quite a while. Still, is it really? I 57 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: can't because I don't know how to use my stuff 58 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 1: for your proper Is they go into another verse here? Really? Yep? Yep? 59 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 1: I don't even know this first version. I just pulled 60 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: up stuff from the music catalog. Here sounds great? Oh 61 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 1: my god? Would you get to the point is the 62 00:03:52,200 --> 00:04:03,960 Speaker 1: extended seriously SoftWhere I don't even know what to say. 63 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: I'm just waiting for him to get here. Goes no, no, no, 64 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: come on, no strange. I don't care about the strangers anymore. 65 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:19,520 Speaker 1: I just want to start believing. It is this one, 66 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:22,600 Speaker 1: not not now, but like in like probably twenty seconds. Oh, 67 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 1: this is as long it is. I didn't realize how 68 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: long this goes before, the only time I've ever really 69 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 1: heard this song, I've been drunk in a bar with 70 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 1: singing it and it seems so quick. All right, like 71 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:42,039 Speaker 1: a great memory. Here it comes, Oh, thank god? Here? Oh? 72 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 1: When do we get to start believing? Okay? I think 73 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:52,320 Speaker 1: started believing in him in the second? All right, okay, please, yep, 74 00:04:52,480 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: here you believe? Oh my god. That by the way, 75 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: fifty seconds left in the song is when you can 76 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 1: start believing. Wow, so did I? All right? Text in 77 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: four one six one? What is a song that gets 78 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,520 Speaker 1: stuck in your head all the time? The Jubil show 79 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 1: on demand? It's another Jubil phone frame. Hello, Hi, this 80 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 1: is Pedro calling from Insurance. I was looking for Matt. 81 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: Yeah them, Hey, Matt, how are you? I know I 82 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,599 Speaker 1: haven't dealt with you yet, but I'm calling with some 83 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:36,919 Speaker 1: updates on the car renewal program you recently started with us. Okay, 84 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,599 Speaker 1: what is that the recent car renewal program claim that 85 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:44,000 Speaker 1: you started with us. Yeah, well, I was in a 86 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 1: I was in a car accident. I found a car 87 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 1: accident claim. Yeah, yes, Well, you know what, I don't 88 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 1: like that word at all, So I like to yeah, 89 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 1: it's a you know, it's a bad word. You'll find that. 90 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,920 Speaker 1: I'm a pretty positive guy, and I was looking at 91 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,640 Speaker 1: the bright side of things, so I don't like to 92 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,280 Speaker 1: call it that. I like to say, you've enlisted in 93 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 1: our car renewal program. So we're gonna spruce up some 94 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: of those parts of your car that are needing some 95 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:11,360 Speaker 1: sprucing up. That's what it is. Okay, Well, I've got 96 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,600 Speaker 1: some news for you either way based on that. So 97 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 1: I know you filed a claim with us, and guess 98 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 1: what what, I have some some really good news and 99 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,719 Speaker 1: some really really good news. So I'll start with the 100 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 1: really good news. First, you get to take ownership of everything. 101 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 1: And that's good because taking ownership is great. Take owners 102 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 1: What are you talking about taking ownership of everything? That 103 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:36,719 Speaker 1: the accident wasn't my fault? Okay, well, due to some 104 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,200 Speaker 1: due to some of the things in your policy, You're 105 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:43,159 Speaker 1: gonna be responsible for your car sprucing up and the 106 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:46,919 Speaker 1: other spruce up on the other driver's car. This is 107 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,719 Speaker 1: you're telling me that I'm gonna have to pay for 108 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:52,360 Speaker 1: the damages to my car and the damage to their 109 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 1: cause the fault. Right, well, think about that, though, you're 110 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 1: doing something nice for someone else, and that always makes 111 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 1: you feel good. Look, I'm not choosing to do something 112 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 1: nice this. They hit me with their car. I'm the 113 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,039 Speaker 1: one who's the victim here in the accident. I'm not 114 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,240 Speaker 1: going to choose not choosing to be nice to help 115 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: spruce up their vehicle. I was in the accident. It's 116 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,120 Speaker 1: their fault. They need to pay for it, and you 117 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: guys need to pay for it. You know what I 118 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,160 Speaker 1: like about you, Matt, is you got some a lot 119 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 1: of passion behind your words. I like that. That's not 120 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:24,040 Speaker 1: that's not passion. This is anger and frustration, and I 121 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 1: can't believe it you would call me up and try 122 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:29,240 Speaker 1: to talk me all nicely, like I'm helping people and 123 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,000 Speaker 1: I'm doing the right thing. You know when and when 124 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,240 Speaker 1: i'm I'm the one who got hit. Well, where you hurt? No, 125 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 1: I wasn't hurt. Okay, we'll see there you go. There's 126 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:41,080 Speaker 1: another positive you were hit and nobody was hurting, nobody 127 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:43,400 Speaker 1: on your side or the other side. There were no injuries. 128 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:48,120 Speaker 1: Everybody's feeling great, everybody's good. No, not everybody's great. Not 129 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:52,360 Speaker 1: everybody's good. Look, man, I get the positivity, but this 130 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 1: is not good. I'm not paying money to spruce up 131 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 1: somebody else's car because they hit me. Well okay, Well, 132 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 1: I can obviously tell your upset. Is there anything I 133 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:03,480 Speaker 1: can do to get you so that you're loving this 134 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 1: experience working with us? It sounds like you're liking it 135 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 1: right now, and I don't want you to be liking it. 136 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,840 Speaker 1: I want you to love it. I just think I'm 137 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:15,680 Speaker 1: liking this. I'm liking it. Well, yeah, in my world 138 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 1: people around me around the office call me positive phedro. 139 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: In my world, either like it or you love it. 140 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 1: So I can tell that you're liking this right now, 141 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,400 Speaker 1: and I want you to love it. What can I do? 142 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 1: I don't like it, I don't love it. I hate it. 143 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 1: Oh go boy? Okay, No, that's not the words we're 144 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: going with here. Do you like it or do you 145 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:36,400 Speaker 1: love it? And I can tell you like it? Okay, fine, 146 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 1: I get it. If like means hate, I like you 147 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,679 Speaker 1: guys so much. I'm gonna get on the phone with 148 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 1: my lawyer and I'm gonna shoe your and I also 149 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:48,080 Speaker 1: like you so much, then I'm gonna track you down 150 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:52,560 Speaker 1: and your okay, what's happening? All right? Well, I gotta 151 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,640 Speaker 1: tell you I like that. I don't love it. So 152 00:08:55,679 --> 00:08:57,480 Speaker 1: I'm going to ask you what again? What can I 153 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 1: do to get you to love this experience? You can 154 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:04,600 Speaker 1: go yourself, That's what you can do. You love that? Yes? 155 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,480 Speaker 1: I do? Because this is actually a prank phone call, 156 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,720 Speaker 1: and I'm not I don't work for your insurance company 157 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:12,760 Speaker 1: at all. What Yeah, what's up? Matt? This is actually 158 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,160 Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on 159 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,480 Speaker 1: you and your friend John set you up. Oh my god. 160 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,319 Speaker 1: He said that you were in a car accident recently 161 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 1: and wanted me to mess with you. Oh my god. Well, 162 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,040 Speaker 1: now that you've been phone pranked, I gotta ask you 163 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,720 Speaker 1: do you like it? Or do you love it? I 164 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:35,240 Speaker 1: love it? I'm telling you wake up every morning with 165 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:40,920 Speaker 1: Jebil phone pranks the Jewil Show on demand. It's time 166 00:09:41,679 --> 00:09:44,320 Speaker 1: flour of the Roses only on The Jewil Show. We 167 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,839 Speaker 1: might be priming ourselves a cheater today, priming. Yes, it's 168 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:49,880 Speaker 1: one of the roses to catch a cheater. And Benjamin 169 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,720 Speaker 1: is on the phone. Benjamin is worried. I guess that 170 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,480 Speaker 1: his wife of two years might be cheating on him, 171 00:09:55,520 --> 00:10:02,959 Speaker 1: all because of Amazon. Yep, today could happen, Benjamin, what's that? 172 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,640 Speaker 1: How are you? I'm doing good? How are you? Yeah? 173 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:06,880 Speaker 1: I mean I guess I should know how you are. 174 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:11,640 Speaker 1: You're probably not great. He's doing good as good as 175 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,920 Speaker 1: can be. Yeah, yeah, I could I could be better. 176 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,360 Speaker 1: A little nervous. You think that your wife what's her name, 177 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,440 Speaker 1: by the way, her name's Alicia, Alicia. You think that 178 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:24,600 Speaker 1: she might be cheating on you because of Amazon. Yeah, 179 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:28,160 Speaker 1: I'm a little worried. Okay, what's going on with your 180 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 1: Amazon account? Basically, she's been getting a lot of packages 181 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,800 Speaker 1: delivered lately, Okay, like a lot, and she says it's 182 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 1: kind of like a little self care for herself. And 183 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,840 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm all for that, as anyone else should be, 184 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,600 Speaker 1: you know, if right, you deserve to take care of 185 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:50,600 Speaker 1: yourself from time to time. Okay, Well why self care though, 186 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:52,960 Speaker 1: because I mean people were stuff off Amazon all the time. 187 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,200 Speaker 1: Is it just like what kind of stuff is it? 188 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:59,000 Speaker 1: I guess I would do my question. I mean, some 189 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 1: random stuff makeup, some face fight types of stuff, some 190 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,720 Speaker 1: bubble bath she ordered. She got like a pair of 191 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:10,600 Speaker 1: leggons or something the other day, maybe TikTok leggings. Though 192 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:13,760 Speaker 1: that's like a thing oh to raise the booty. Yeah, 193 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,240 Speaker 1: there's There was like a jewelry set that came in 194 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,520 Speaker 1: the mail the other day. It was like a whole necklace, 195 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,959 Speaker 1: ring and matching thing that came together. Okay, and this 196 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:25,280 Speaker 1: is a new thing, yes, yeah, no, I mean we've 197 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:29,040 Speaker 1: ordered stuff off Amazon before, but like it feels like 198 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:32,680 Speaker 1: they're gifts. Do you guys share an account though? Well, 199 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,240 Speaker 1: that's the thing is I got a little worried, and 200 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:38,720 Speaker 1: then I started to look into it. We have joint 201 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:42,040 Speaker 1: bank accounts, and there's been a couple of Amazon charges 202 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,160 Speaker 1: on our bank account, but not as many as there 203 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:48,239 Speaker 1: should be. It seems like she's getting a lot more packages. Okay, 204 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:53,319 Speaker 1: so wait, did you check the actual orders on Amazon? Well? Yeah, 205 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,400 Speaker 1: that's the next thing I did. I went over to 206 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,080 Speaker 1: our Amazon account because we share an Amazon account and 207 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,840 Speaker 1: there's no history, Like, how do you explain that? How 208 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:06,480 Speaker 1: does she explain that? I don't get that. I haven't 209 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:11,200 Speaker 1: asked her, and I don't think she would think that 210 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,880 Speaker 1: I would check that kind of stuff. Okay, so you 211 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:18,080 Speaker 1: think that somebody's sending her things via Amazon and she's 212 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:22,400 Speaker 1: pretending like she's ordering them. Yeah, is there any other 213 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,200 Speaker 1: reason that you think she might be cheating on you? 214 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:29,080 Speaker 1: She just seems like a little different lately, Like I 215 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,560 Speaker 1: don't I don't know how to fully explain it, but 216 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:38,240 Speaker 1: it almost feels like, you know, when someone's hiding something. Yeah, 217 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,079 Speaker 1: you can tell kind of when a mood changes or 218 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,760 Speaker 1: when someone's vibe changes in a relationship. If you've been 219 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,560 Speaker 1: together for a while, and you've been together for two years, 220 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 1: have you thought of a way that we could call 221 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:51,560 Speaker 1: her where it wouldn't be suspect. I was kind of 222 00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:54,679 Speaker 1: thinking if you could call her, like acting like one 223 00:12:54,679 --> 00:12:58,000 Speaker 1: of the stores that she bought off of Amazon, and 224 00:12:58,559 --> 00:13:01,320 Speaker 1: ye kind of asking or some questions that she won 225 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,920 Speaker 1: some promotional thing and see if like who she would 226 00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:06,280 Speaker 1: give it to, if she would give it to me, 227 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,120 Speaker 1: or if she would give it to someone else. Yeah, 228 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:11,600 Speaker 1: because sometimes they do. They can call you the stores 229 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 1: that aren't like actual Amazon products can Yeah, So like 230 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:17,080 Speaker 1: the necklace set or whatever she got. Um, you could 231 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:19,240 Speaker 1: act like you're calling from their jewel and then say 232 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:22,040 Speaker 1: that I don't know, they're giving away something for men. 233 00:13:22,679 --> 00:13:25,240 Speaker 1: Oh and she could yeah, like if she ordered jewelry 234 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,680 Speaker 1: or if she got jewelry, because we don't know if 235 00:13:26,679 --> 00:13:28,480 Speaker 1: she ordered it sounds like she got somebody might have 236 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,960 Speaker 1: ordered it for could say that we're giving away a mindset, 237 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,880 Speaker 1: thanks for ordering. Would you like to send this to 238 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,679 Speaker 1: anybody and see if she tells us your name or 239 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:38,760 Speaker 1: someone else's. Yeah, that sounds like it could work. The 240 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,000 Speaker 1: only problem is do you know the name of that company? 241 00:13:43,559 --> 00:13:45,480 Speaker 1: So I saw the box when it came and it 242 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:49,080 Speaker 1: was from a place called Oh, okay, okay, all right, cool, 243 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,400 Speaker 1: Well we'll do that. We'll play a song, come back, 244 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:55,199 Speaker 1: call her and pretend to be from jeweler jewelers, I 245 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:58,400 Speaker 1: don't know if je jewelry company cell. Yeah, and we'll 246 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:00,640 Speaker 1: see if we can be convincing enough to see if 247 00:14:00,679 --> 00:14:04,520 Speaker 1: she sends a gift to you or to someone else. Okay. 248 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,560 Speaker 1: When somebody suspects that their significant other is cheating, it 249 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:14,520 Speaker 1: can turn a normal, everyday person into the biggest detective ever. 250 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,840 Speaker 1: And Benjamin is on the phone right now for a 251 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,040 Speaker 1: war of the roses to catch a cheater, and that's 252 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,920 Speaker 1: exactly what happened with him. He's been married to his 253 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 1: wife for about two years now, and he thinks that 254 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:29,160 Speaker 1: she might be seeing somebody else, all because of Amazon. Apparently, 255 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,480 Speaker 1: she's been getting a bunch of items delivered to the 256 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:35,359 Speaker 1: house from Amazon that she's been saying our self care item. 257 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 1: Some of that involves jewelry, some makeup and things like that, 258 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 1: some bath bombs, you know, beauty kind of stuffs. The 259 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,680 Speaker 1: thing that Benjamin is the kind of things that women buy. Yep. 260 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:48,800 Speaker 1: The thing that is suspect with Benjamin, though, is the 261 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:51,520 Speaker 1: fact that he checked their Amazon account, because they have 262 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,400 Speaker 1: a account together, and none of the items that she's gotten, 263 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:57,200 Speaker 1: as far as that goes, show up in the order history. Also, 264 00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:59,240 Speaker 1: he's noticed that there's been no charges on their bank 265 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:02,720 Speaker 1: account from Amazon for those items. There's been a few, 266 00:15:02,760 --> 00:15:04,920 Speaker 1: he said, but not like as many as as there 267 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:07,080 Speaker 1: should be. Yea, how much stuff has come. He thinks 268 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,760 Speaker 1: that maybe somebody's sending her gifts. Oh no, we're about 269 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,880 Speaker 1: to call her right now. Pretend to be from which 270 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,120 Speaker 1: is one of the companies that she got some jewelry from, 271 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:20,120 Speaker 1: and tell her that we have a special promotion. She 272 00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:23,800 Speaker 1: can send some jewelry to like a matching set for 273 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,520 Speaker 1: a man. Yeah, yeah, she can send a matching set 274 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:28,400 Speaker 1: of what she got, but for a man, and see 275 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,640 Speaker 1: if she gives us Benjamin's name or somebody else's, and 276 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,080 Speaker 1: then we'll find out if she is seeing someone else. 277 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:36,280 Speaker 1: All right, Benjamin, are you ready? Yeah? I think I'm ready. Okay, 278 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,240 Speaker 1: And if she gives us your name, great, she goes 279 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 1: to someone else's, you can just jump on whenever and 280 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:43,280 Speaker 1: have a conversation. Hopefully we can figure out what's been 281 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,800 Speaker 1: going on. Okay, Okay, all right, here we go. I'm 282 00:15:45,800 --> 00:16:00,320 Speaker 1: in a doll her phone number. Hello, Hi, this is 283 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:07,080 Speaker 1: Pete Eekins. I'm calling from and I was looking for Alicia. Yes, 284 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:10,880 Speaker 1: this is Alicia. Alicia. Hi, I apologize for bugging you 285 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:14,200 Speaker 1: on your phone. You recently made an order with us 286 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:18,960 Speaker 1: through Amazon? Is that correct? I didn't order anything, but 287 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,280 Speaker 1: I did get some jewelry from you. Yeah. The reason 288 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:26,320 Speaker 1: I'm calling today is that we are calling some people 289 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,560 Speaker 1: who have gotten our jewelry because we're doing a giveaway. 290 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,480 Speaker 1: So I'm just calling you because you're the winner of 291 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:35,400 Speaker 1: our giveaway. Congratulations, thanks, which which giveaway? I didn't sign 292 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 1: up for anything? Well, I know you didn't actually order 293 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,720 Speaker 1: the item. Sounds like yourself, but you were the recipient 294 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:45,040 Speaker 1: and you did win, and we're just giving away a 295 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,480 Speaker 1: set of jewelry, a matching set to what you got 296 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 1: to someone special in your life. Is there anybody special 297 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:53,760 Speaker 1: that you might want to send them to? Oh? Wow, 298 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 1: thank thinks So that's awesome. Yeah, there is someone that 299 00:16:56,280 --> 00:17:00,240 Speaker 1: I want to send them something too, Okay, wonderful? So 300 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,600 Speaker 1: I can get everything filled out correctly. You don't have 301 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,040 Speaker 1: to really do much on your end. There's no We 302 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,119 Speaker 1: don't need any information from you other than I need 303 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,719 Speaker 1: to know is it a man or a woman? Um, 304 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,080 Speaker 1: it's going to be a man, all right, got that 305 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:22,600 Speaker 1: checked off? And um, just a name Dylan. Okay. There's 306 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,760 Speaker 1: also a card attached or some kind of a something 307 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:28,280 Speaker 1: you can say to them if you want to. Within 308 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:32,600 Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty words, how about can't wait to 309 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:38,719 Speaker 1: see you Friday. Here's something special from me to you? Okay, 310 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,919 Speaker 1: I can think I'll put that in there. Would you 311 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,719 Speaker 1: like me to put anything about what you're gonna tell 312 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,800 Speaker 1: your husband about where you're going? Or should I leave 313 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:55,440 Speaker 1: that part out. I'm sorry, what what we're doing? Oh? No, Dylan, 314 00:17:55,480 --> 00:18:06,080 Speaker 1: Alicia ben yeh, Yeah, it's been your husband. Who's Dylan? Wait? 315 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:10,760 Speaker 1: What's wait? What what's going on? What's going on? Is 316 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,200 Speaker 1: this is the Jewel Show? This is Jewel, this is Alex, 317 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:17,800 Speaker 1: this is Evan. And your husband, Benjamin emailed us because 318 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,920 Speaker 1: he thought you might be seeing someone else and they've 319 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:23,159 Speaker 1: been sending you things through Amazon and it sounds like 320 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:28,639 Speaker 1: that might be Dylan. M ben did you see you? 321 00:18:30,119 --> 00:18:34,560 Speaker 1: I'm sorry to saying it again. Who's Dylan? Are you 322 00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:40,760 Speaker 1: cheating on me? Who is sending you packages? You know 323 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,600 Speaker 1: who Dylan is. He's my coworker. He's the one when 324 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:48,040 Speaker 1: we do that virtual happy hour when you sit with 325 00:18:48,119 --> 00:18:49,639 Speaker 1: me for half an hour and then you go to 326 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:54,959 Speaker 1: bed because you're too tired. Oh he gets the virtual 327 00:18:55,040 --> 00:19:02,520 Speaker 1: happy hour. Wait, you've been cheating on me with him? 328 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:08,879 Speaker 1: How long has this been going on? We haven't done 329 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:14,160 Speaker 1: very much, very much man. What does that supposed to mean? 330 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,399 Speaker 1: Either you're cheating on me or you're not. And by it, 331 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,600 Speaker 1: like all the packages you're beginning, I'm taking bets you are. 332 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:26,119 Speaker 1: I don't consider it cheating. He's been sending me. We 333 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,040 Speaker 1: talk when you go to bed, and we talked throughout 334 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:33,240 Speaker 1: the day and absolutely listens to me, that certainly sounds 335 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,439 Speaker 1: like cheating to me. If you're talking to another dude 336 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,840 Speaker 1: after your husband goes to bed and he's sending you 337 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:43,160 Speaker 1: gifts through Amazon, and then you just obviously are unhappy 338 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,000 Speaker 1: because you took a shot that your husband goes to 339 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,560 Speaker 1: bed earlier than you for these happy hours or whatever. 340 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:49,760 Speaker 1: I mean, the way you said that, you could tell 341 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:57,080 Speaker 1: there was animosity behind it. It's been a really hard year. Oh, 342 00:19:57,119 --> 00:20:01,000 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. That's I'm sorry that I've been doing this. 343 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:05,040 Speaker 1: I don't That's all I can say. I don't know 344 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:10,000 Speaker 1: what else to say. There's not much to say. I 345 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,159 Speaker 1: really don't have much to say either. Maybe you can 346 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,959 Speaker 1: spend the night at Dylan's house tonight, I guess, because 347 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,920 Speaker 1: I don't think I want you home right now. Can 348 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:22,320 Speaker 1: we talk about this off the phone? Can I come 349 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:26,240 Speaker 1: home and can we just talk about it? I don't why. 350 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,520 Speaker 1: I don't get why we haven't talked about it. If 351 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,760 Speaker 1: you just want to have friends, that's fine, But going 352 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:35,800 Speaker 1: behind my back and receiving and now sending packages, that's 353 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:39,640 Speaker 1: not a friend. Well, I guess it is a boyfriend. Well, 354 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:43,560 Speaker 1: and also you had you were set to go out, Yeah, 355 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,520 Speaker 1: what's Friday? What is Friday? What was that about? All 356 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:49,320 Speaker 1: of us are going out, all of us from work 357 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,680 Speaker 1: are going out, So you're going out as a group together, 358 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,480 Speaker 1: and then you're just going to hand him a bunch 359 00:20:54,520 --> 00:21:02,000 Speaker 1: of jewelry or have him wear your jewelry. I don't really, 360 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,800 Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. I'm gonna let you go, Alicia, 361 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,160 Speaker 1: looks like you have a lot to think about. Benjamin. 362 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:14,359 Speaker 1: That sucks, dude. I'm sorry. Yeah, I can't believe it. 363 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,600 Speaker 1: I mean, we've been married two years. I don't I 364 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:21,880 Speaker 1: don't even know what to think right now, Like, yeah, 365 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,640 Speaker 1: I appreciate you guys for doing this. I know it's 366 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:28,000 Speaker 1: not the news I wanted, but at least at least 367 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,240 Speaker 1: I know, I guess dude, you know, before it goes 368 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,560 Speaker 1: on at longer, why don't you go on Amazon right now, 369 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:36,919 Speaker 1: buy yourself some self care stuff. Okay, I'm gonna need it. 370 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna need it. Maybe here a few drinks. On 371 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:44,639 Speaker 1: top of that, the Jewels shows were of the roses, 372 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:51,920 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand, Jubils, Dirty Little Secret, Person, 373 00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,399 Speaker 1: on the phone to tell us a dirty little secret 374 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,520 Speaker 1: right now is getting a lot of action? Act a 375 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,639 Speaker 1: lot what kind of action? You'll understand what type of 376 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 1: action because actually it's a Clodi who it is. In 377 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,600 Speaker 1: just a second, it's time for your dirty little secret. 378 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,399 Speaker 1: Remember text in four one h six one. If you 379 00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,040 Speaker 1: have a secret to tell us, you can tell us anything. 380 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:10,639 Speaker 1: On the show. We always keep everybody anonymous. That's why 381 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,920 Speaker 1: everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone 382 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,119 Speaker 1: right now to tell us a dirty little secret. J 383 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:18,399 Speaker 1: Lo's DMS. Whoa, that's a hot place. A lot of 384 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:22,000 Speaker 1: action right now. What's up, j loos DMS? How are you? 385 00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,120 Speaker 1: I'm doing great? How are you? Yeah? I bet you're 386 00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,480 Speaker 1: doing great. Yeah, all things with that year old going 387 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:31,679 Speaker 1: it's you know, a little messy, but getting through good. Okay. Yeah, 388 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,960 Speaker 1: everybody has ups and downs. It's all good. Um, So 389 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:39,600 Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? So I don't know. I 390 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,680 Speaker 1: think I think you guys will be interested to know. Nobody. 391 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,280 Speaker 1: I don't think in my work or most of the people, 392 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:49,720 Speaker 1: I don't know that. Uh. I used to be a 393 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:56,040 Speaker 1: bearded lady at the circus. Who really, really, that's dope? Huh. Yeah, 394 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,639 Speaker 1: I've never met one before. I've never met a bearded 395 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,679 Speaker 1: lady before. I've seen a few that have, like a 396 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,719 Speaker 1: little bit, but too, how do you feel about being 397 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,200 Speaker 1: a beard or an ex bearded lady? You know, it 398 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:11,680 Speaker 1: was it was definitely interesting, but you know, it just 399 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,800 Speaker 1: I got kind of tired of just dealing with clowns 400 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:21,560 Speaker 1: and elephants and smells and it was just you know, like, honestly, 401 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:28,159 Speaker 1: don't ever date a trapeze artists? Like really? Okay? Specific 402 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:31,520 Speaker 1: So so you can grow a lot of hair on 403 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:36,840 Speaker 1: your face. Yeah, so luckily they have laser hair movel. 404 00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:43,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know it's it's all gone now. Wow. Okay, 405 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,240 Speaker 1: so you didn't like having a beard? I mean it 406 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,800 Speaker 1: was interesting for a minute, but we figured let me 407 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,000 Speaker 1: roll with it, see what happens. And so do you 408 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:53,880 Speaker 1: mind if I do you mind? If I asked? Collegeyar? Yeah, 409 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:59,400 Speaker 1: I'm thirty three. Thirty three? Oh that's how old I am. Yeah. 410 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,679 Speaker 1: Do they still have circuses the travel I guess they do. 411 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,920 Speaker 1: They still have the Ringling Brothers circus that travels around 412 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,320 Speaker 1: and yeah, I'm technically like la you know is a circus. Yeah, 413 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,200 Speaker 1: but they don't have bearded ladies in that though, they 414 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:13,960 Speaker 1: just do cool. Yeah. Trappe is artist. Yeah right, So 415 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,520 Speaker 1: how did you get into being a working in the 416 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:19,800 Speaker 1: circus as a bearded lady? Well, you know, it was 417 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,440 Speaker 1: kind of one of my only options if I wanted 418 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 1: to keep the Beard's like a few things you can do. 419 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,600 Speaker 1: I mean, you can get a job at Starbucks. Yeah, 420 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:33,280 Speaker 1: I mean, why the circus? I mean I just thought, like, 421 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,479 Speaker 1: you know, if I'm going to have beard and I'm 422 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:38,000 Speaker 1: gonna roll with it, you know, why not take it 423 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,840 Speaker 1: to the next level and just kind of see what 424 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,359 Speaker 1: that's like. And it was amazing. I got to travel 425 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,840 Speaker 1: and need all kinds of cool people. But you know, 426 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,720 Speaker 1: you get older and that gets old and you know 427 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:51,399 Speaker 1: it's time to pack it up and get a real job. Okay, 428 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,439 Speaker 1: So how long has it, say your thirty three, how 429 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:55,720 Speaker 1: long has it been since you had that laser hairy movle? 430 00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,720 Speaker 1: It's been almost four years now, does it pot if 431 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,720 Speaker 1: you miss the beard? A part of me miss is 432 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:09,399 Speaker 1: the chaos of the circus, not the beard. Yeah, so 433 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,280 Speaker 1: this is your dirty little secret. Does that mean that 434 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:15,760 Speaker 1: people don't know that you used to be a bearded lady? Yeah? 435 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,879 Speaker 1: Nobody knows except my like immediate family and like maybe 436 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,840 Speaker 1: one or two best friends. Oh wow, that's crazy. Why 437 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,960 Speaker 1: why wouldn't you tell? I feel like I would want 438 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,320 Speaker 1: to tell everybody. Yeah, but I worked in the circus. 439 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:30,120 Speaker 1: You will say you have a bit more of an 440 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,920 Speaker 1: ambitious like image. I'm also weird like that chip. Yeah, 441 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,920 Speaker 1: without the beard, I'm getting a lot of action, just 442 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:43,119 Speaker 1: like my DM. So did you see anything crazy, like 443 00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:47,960 Speaker 1: any animals, attack anybody, anything crazy like that? I mean, 444 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,640 Speaker 1: what have I not seen? Yeah? I mean you were 445 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:55,200 Speaker 1: a bearded lady. I feel like you see a lot 446 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:59,040 Speaker 1: working in the circus. Yeah, and I feel like you 447 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:01,840 Speaker 1: know a lot of it isn't really even you know, 448 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,360 Speaker 1: all of me and my my, my other circus friends. 449 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:09,080 Speaker 1: It's like the people that attend are like absolutely bananas. 450 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,520 Speaker 1: Oh god, I bet I bet that almost way than 451 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,200 Speaker 1: the people in the circus. I mean it is named 452 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,359 Speaker 1: the circus for a reason. Yeah. All right, Well, thank 453 00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,080 Speaker 1: you for telling us your dirty little secret. Well, thank 454 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 1: you for allowing me to tell somebody what's your dirty 455 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:29,800 Speaker 1: little secret? The Jewel Show on demand and Welcome to 456 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,560 Speaker 1: the ion N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't 457 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:37,199 Speaker 1: just in the News for Tuesday, March twenty third, twenty 458 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,239 Speaker 1: twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh, and if you think you're 459 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,440 Speaker 1: about at your job, don't worry. We're probably worse than ours. 460 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,159 Speaker 1: Why because usually we check with each other before we 461 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,199 Speaker 1: start the ionn's to make sure that none of us 462 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,680 Speaker 1: have the same news story. Right right before we started 463 00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,200 Speaker 1: this report from the Idiot News Network radio they report news. 464 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,800 Speaker 1: Alex was like, hey English, heman, what are you doing 465 00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:00,320 Speaker 1: for your story? And he said, I'm talking about Kylie Jenny. 466 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,680 Speaker 1: And then Alex said, wait, I'm talking about Kylie jenn 467 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,679 Speaker 1: Which happens from time to time. It does happen from 468 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,240 Speaker 1: time to time. We'll forget the check and then some 469 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,760 Speaker 1: people have the same news story. So I had a 470 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,560 Speaker 1: different story. But I think the real story here is 471 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,920 Speaker 1: that you're on the iron N, the idiot News Network, 472 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:17,720 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, we aren't prepared enough, 473 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,920 Speaker 1: and two of us choose the same story. It's now 474 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,440 Speaker 1: a special report, so this is a special edition. Well, 475 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,480 Speaker 1: I N yeah, report on Kylie Jenner. You know, I 476 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,000 Speaker 1: think this it's it's fine to have this one all 477 00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,399 Speaker 1: on Kylie because this is actually absurd. It's a great 478 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,000 Speaker 1: conversation to have. Okay, this is then the news network 479 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,560 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, And for our 480 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,720 Speaker 1: first and second and third story in todaylet's center on 481 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:44,080 Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh, who's got a headline for us. 482 00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:47,439 Speaker 1: Alex Right, I'm in Los Angeles and where Kylie Jenner 483 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:52,960 Speaker 1: is catching major flag free raising cash for an injured 484 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,560 Speaker 1: makeup artist who has been like a pal for a 485 00:27:55,600 --> 00:28:01,280 Speaker 1: few years. Okay, she's doing the classic news report of 486 00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,879 Speaker 1: face where it looks like it could be plastic surgery 487 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,080 Speaker 1: or couldn't not be plastic surgery, but it's just stuck 488 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:07,919 Speaker 1: in a certain way, like they kind of have to 489 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. And it's been a few days 490 00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,359 Speaker 1: live local late breaking right here on the I and 491 00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,520 Speaker 1: N the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in 492 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,240 Speaker 1: the news, they report the news time Jubal Fresh and 493 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,439 Speaker 1: Alex Fresh is having ballots. She was in Englishchevan it's 494 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,800 Speaker 1: jealous of Alex Fresh's ballots about and Kylie Jenner apparently 495 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:29,359 Speaker 1: is taking a lot of heat for asking her fans 496 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,399 Speaker 1: to raise cash for a fellow makeup arted like like 497 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:34,880 Speaker 1: one of her friends that she's known for a while, 498 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,600 Speaker 1: like not really, Probably a queens to have brain surgery 499 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,000 Speaker 1: that cost sixty thousand dollars that she only donated five 500 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:44,080 Speaker 1: thousand two. Why wouldn't she just pay for herself? Actually bizarre? 501 00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,320 Speaker 1: How kind of a friend is it? That was a 502 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 1: breakdown as well. I like, she makes roughly four hundred 503 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,400 Speaker 1: and fifty thousand dollars a day, which is I broke 504 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,480 Speaker 1: it down even further. Yea like three hundred twelve dollars 505 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,440 Speaker 1: a minute, she makes three and twelve dollars a minute, 506 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,320 Speaker 1: nineteen thousand an hour. You can afford sixty grand to 507 00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,960 Speaker 1: help this person out instead of trying to get people 508 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,480 Speaker 1: to donate to it. It's weird, right, I don't understand 509 00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:04,560 Speaker 1: why why she would do that. Yeah, people set up 510 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,040 Speaker 1: go fund means for all sorts of things. It's ridiculous. 511 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,640 Speaker 1: This one actually really ticked me off. I gotta go 512 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:13,280 Speaker 1: fund me from like ask a request, yes, requests from 513 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,920 Speaker 1: this girl who I had only met like a couple times, 514 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,960 Speaker 1: And it was because of something that I did that 515 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,560 Speaker 1: I used to like to do before COVID that was open. 516 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,760 Speaker 1: But she literally messaged me on three different occasions asking 517 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,320 Speaker 1: me to donate to her go fund me because she 518 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,840 Speaker 1: wanted to move to Hawaii with her daughter. Oh I 519 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,880 Speaker 1: remember that's where she's in Hawaii with her daughter. Yeah, 520 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,520 Speaker 1: so she did the money for the guy fund me. No, 521 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:38,120 Speaker 1: she did not, because I checked on it and there 522 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,480 Speaker 1: was really anything. Oh that's sad. Yeah, she started to 523 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,640 Speaker 1: go for Alex showed it to me and she started it. 524 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,680 Speaker 1: Literally started to go fund me. Not for any charitable reason. 525 00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,760 Speaker 1: It's like, hey, I'm sick and I want to move 526 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:51,920 Speaker 1: to Hawaii. It's been the last year in Hawaii, which okay, 527 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,160 Speaker 1: maybe at least there's a reason behind it. She was 528 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,960 Speaker 1: just like, I want to quit my job and moved 529 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,600 Speaker 1: to Hawaii with my kid. Can you guys donate a 530 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,680 Speaker 1: bunch of money so I can do that? Oh? That 531 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,480 Speaker 1: was it. I did actually spawned at all, And she 532 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,440 Speaker 1: clearly didn't get the money, but she had enough money 533 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:09,280 Speaker 1: anyway to do. She figured it out. Figured it out 534 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,600 Speaker 1: because people figure it out if they really want something. Also, 535 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,800 Speaker 1: I should probably tell you I donated twenty thousand dollars 536 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:19,480 Speaker 1: that could fund me. My bad, I'm gonna strangle you. Also, 537 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:20,920 Speaker 1: that might not make sense if you don't know that 538 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,200 Speaker 1: Juble and I are married. Yes, anyway, if you didn't know. 539 00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,680 Speaker 1: Alex and I are married, by the way, So if 540 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:26,800 Speaker 1: I don't know, if you're done twenty dollars, strangle you 541 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:33,680 Speaker 1: right now helping him be get to Hawaii. I was 542 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,600 Speaker 1: joking around and now actually she's gonna be like unless 543 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,880 Speaker 1: were you thinking about it? Were you thinking about twenty 544 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,920 Speaker 1: thousand dollars? Did you want to help bring it Hawaii? 545 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,880 Speaker 1: Would you actually, why don't you move to Hawaii? Then? 546 00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,280 Speaker 1: If you like, why don't you just go hang out 547 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,480 Speaker 1: with then I know how much you love Hawaii. It's 548 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,960 Speaker 1: one of those instances where you and this usually only 549 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:54,000 Speaker 1: happens with girlfriend's, boyfriend's wives, husband's on the like. I 550 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,560 Speaker 1: don't know a lot of dudes that woke up, but 551 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,240 Speaker 1: a lot of women in my experience will have a 552 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:02,480 Speaker 1: dream and then wake up stop at their That's one 553 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,520 Speaker 1: of those type things. Screw you, You actually did that, 554 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,000 Speaker 1: then what did I do? Told me my dreams and 555 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,760 Speaker 1: told me, told me what you really want? I dreamped that, 556 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,840 Speaker 1: donated a girl fund Me, and you're moving to Hawaii 557 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,320 Speaker 1: with her tomorrow. I dremped that last night. So it 558 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,480 Speaker 1: is actually what you want? Yeah? Is that what you're thinking? No? 559 00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,480 Speaker 1: He wants a damper gays put it in my dream, 560 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:26,160 Speaker 1: so it must be what you're thinking. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry, 561 00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:35,480 Speaker 1: jobs lose yoke job. You're about to lose yoke job. 562 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:41,600 Speaker 1: You're about to lose yoke job because well nothing. Yeah, 563 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,200 Speaker 1: but you wanted her to lose her job and you too, 564 00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:47,080 Speaker 1: so you can go to Hawaii with her, right, that's 565 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,000 Speaker 1: what you really want the news network for. Sorry, just 566 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:56,160 Speaker 1: in the news tomorrow for another hard hitting report. This 567 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,800 Speaker 1: is I N N. Yeah, I bet you really wanted 568 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:05,520 Speaker 1: to hit her. This is the Jubil Show on demand. 569 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:14,120 Speaker 1: It's another Jubil phone frame. Hello, Um, is this mister 570 00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,840 Speaker 1: yeah speaking? Oh cool? Hey miss? Can I call you 571 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:25,160 Speaker 1: Josh or do you prefer Joshua? Uh? Sure, that's fine, 572 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,280 Speaker 1: Josh is fine. Who's calling? Okay? Well, my name is 573 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,960 Speaker 1: Stump and I work in the shipping department. I just 574 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,920 Speaker 1: wanted to call and hockey for a minute, dude about 575 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,440 Speaker 1: some stuff. So if you have a moment, your name 576 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,640 Speaker 1: is Stump. Okay. Well, well that's what they call me. 577 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,320 Speaker 1: I guess what the guys call me. They call me Stump. 578 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,000 Speaker 1: So you probably heard of me before. No, I'm sorry, 579 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:50,520 Speaker 1: I have not who are you? My real name is Chad. 580 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:54,760 Speaker 1: I work in the shipping department, okay, and everybody calls 581 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,720 Speaker 1: me stump Like I'm pretty popular around the office, So 582 00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,240 Speaker 1: I figured you would know who I am. No, I'm 583 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,440 Speaker 1: afraid I don't. I'm sorry. You said the shipping department. 584 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,520 Speaker 1: How do you have this phone number from the shipping department? Well, 585 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:12,520 Speaker 1: because you're my boss. Yeah, actually I'm the CEO of 586 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:16,840 Speaker 1: the company. You have many many bosses before me. I'm sorry, 587 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:20,400 Speaker 1: why are you calling me? Yeah? So I was thinking 588 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:25,080 Speaker 1: I might take off next Thursday, just like a personal day, 589 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,960 Speaker 1: so I want to get that cleared from you too. Look, look, 590 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,800 Speaker 1: I am not the person you want to be reporting 591 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,880 Speaker 1: this too. You talk to one of your bosses if 592 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,920 Speaker 1: you want to take time off. But well, not what 593 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,440 Speaker 1: I handle, all right. But so I've always been taught, like, 594 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,840 Speaker 1: you know, why waste your time dealing with middleman? You know, 595 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:41,360 Speaker 1: I go straight to the top. So that's why I 596 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,160 Speaker 1: figured I would call you and talk to you about it. 597 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,240 Speaker 1: So this is absolutely probably the top situation, which that 598 00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:49,480 Speaker 1: does not apply to you want to go to the middleman. 599 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,080 Speaker 1: You are absolutely wasting my time right now. Okay, So 600 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,520 Speaker 1: you don't want me to call you to get a 601 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,800 Speaker 1: day off cleared. I'm sorry. I'm new here so and 602 00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,600 Speaker 1: if you were new again, I would like to know 603 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:02,400 Speaker 1: how you got ahold of this phone number. Oh well, 604 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,960 Speaker 1: it's going through some files and I found it. Um 605 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,080 Speaker 1: you were you were going through some files? Did you 606 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:12,240 Speaker 1: elaborate for me? Yeah? Um, yeah, I can. So I 607 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,479 Speaker 1: was trying to see how I could get a hold 608 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,440 Speaker 1: of you. So you know when we're lying closing the 609 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,000 Speaker 1: office up the other night. Um, I just went in 610 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,600 Speaker 1: and I was just looking through some of the filing 611 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,760 Speaker 1: cabinets and some of the computer files, and I finally 612 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,839 Speaker 1: tracked down your information to you are a hard guy 613 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:29,239 Speaker 1: you get a hold of. I can't believe you just 614 00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,040 Speaker 1: told me that. Who's your direct supervisor? Well, before I 615 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:34,360 Speaker 1: get to my direct supervisor, I just thought of that. 616 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:37,200 Speaker 1: That's crazy. So you're the CEO, right, you own the 617 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:41,879 Speaker 1: you started the company. Who's your direct supervisor? Nobody? I'm 618 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,680 Speaker 1: at the top. Well, then who do you report to you? Like, 619 00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:47,279 Speaker 1: if you want to take a day off, I don't 620 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,960 Speaker 1: everyone reports to me. I get to decide that. But 621 00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:55,480 Speaker 1: report to your supervisor or not? The CEO of the company. Um, 622 00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:01,000 Speaker 1: you sound a little annoyed, Sir, I am a little annoyed. 623 00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:04,560 Speaker 1: You're wasting my time. Would now be a bad time 624 00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:09,560 Speaker 1: to tell you about the computer thing? What computer fake? Well? Okay, 625 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,560 Speaker 1: so you know how I told you. I was looking 626 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,279 Speaker 1: through all the files and the computer stuff trying to 627 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,920 Speaker 1: find your information to get your phone umber to call 628 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,120 Speaker 1: you to ask about the day off. Yes, well, I 629 00:35:18,239 --> 00:35:19,920 Speaker 1: saw that, like it was super easy for me to 630 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,239 Speaker 1: get that information, so I decided to remove it all 631 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,759 Speaker 1: and put it on a hard drive so that I 632 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,040 Speaker 1: could give it to you, because I don't think it 633 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:29,439 Speaker 1: should just be out there. What are you talking about? Yeah, 634 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,680 Speaker 1: I took it all off the computers at work, and 635 00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,200 Speaker 1: I have it all in a hard drive. Well, I 636 00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,640 Speaker 1: had it all in a hard drive. What do you 637 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,560 Speaker 1: mean you had? You had it on a hard drive? 638 00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:43,360 Speaker 1: What happened? Well, I took all the files for the 639 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,560 Speaker 1: company and I put them on a hard drive and 640 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,759 Speaker 1: I sort of dropped it out the window on the freeway. 641 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:52,640 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? You put it on a hard 642 00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:57,040 Speaker 1: drive through windows? You cannot do that. I cannot believe 643 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,320 Speaker 1: you're telling me this. Not only are you going to 644 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,719 Speaker 1: be fired to put you in prison. This is a 645 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,600 Speaker 1: prank phone call, so I feel like you should calm 646 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:11,080 Speaker 1: down a bit. Yeah, I wish this was a prank 647 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:16,239 Speaker 1: phone call. Who is your supervisor? It's your wife, Samantha, 648 00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:18,879 Speaker 1: because this is actually Jewbil from The Jewil Show doing 649 00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,000 Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your wife. Samantha set 650 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:32,000 Speaker 1: you up. It's a joke. Yeah, don't worry. Department isn't 651 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:38,400 Speaker 1: calling you, and your files are safe. I think the 652 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:45,000 Speaker 1: Jewil Show on demand. Hello, it's on Scrimmabug and guess 653 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:52,799 Speaker 1: what time it is. It's time to Beat the britge Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 654 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,920 Speaker 1: because it's so stupid, and then he's just the dumbest 655 00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:01,799 Speaker 1: Britt ever. I'm not Actually that soundclip was laughing at 656 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,920 Speaker 1: you because you're saw don No. I spoke to my 657 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,160 Speaker 1: therapist and my mom about this. I'm not that dumb, 658 00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:10,279 Speaker 1: and I actually win a lot of these games. I 659 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:12,839 Speaker 1: have spoken with the too. What did he say? Yo? 660 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,520 Speaker 1: Dom this time and Beat the brit the only American 661 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:18,399 Speaker 1: game show with an English guy on it that has 662 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,680 Speaker 1: a weird German dance intro. It's incredible. And on the 663 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:25,760 Speaker 1: phone to play Beat the brit right now is Shannon Shannon, 664 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,080 Speaker 1: what's up? How are you hey? Are you pretty good? 665 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 1: What just happened? There was Brad as our executive producer, Shannon, 666 00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:40,360 Speaker 1: do you think you have what it takes to beat Zibrett? Honest? 667 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,759 Speaker 1: Say yeah. Let's let's get this crap. Let's get it 668 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:48,040 Speaker 1: all right now, Sharon. We're gonna send English Evan out 669 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,160 Speaker 1: of the studio. Shannon, the game is played like this. 670 00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,560 Speaker 1: You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. 671 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:53,880 Speaker 1: If you don't know when, just say passed, and you 672 00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,960 Speaker 1: have to beat English Evan outright to win. Okay, okay, 673 00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,839 Speaker 1: all right, Alex was doing taro? Are you doing taro? 674 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,960 Speaker 1: I'm separating my tarot stickers? Oh? She steppering your taro stickers? 675 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:07,760 Speaker 1: So are you ready to go? I'm suits ready? Okay, 676 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,480 Speaker 1: now that Alex is ready, young she happens out of 677 00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,160 Speaker 1: the studio and you're ready, Shannon, Here we go. Your 678 00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:17,279 Speaker 1: time starts now, which to US states don't observe daylight 679 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:27,080 Speaker 1: savings time? Oh? Okay? What is the lowest army rank 680 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:32,720 Speaker 1: of the US soldier? The video game Happy Feet features 681 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:36,520 Speaker 1: what is the main animal hangin? What is the only 682 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:44,120 Speaker 1: fruit that has its seeds on the outside. I feel it, 683 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,000 Speaker 1: And the name of the game is speed getting as 684 00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,400 Speaker 1: many questions in this you can still answer that one 685 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,440 Speaker 1: if you want. Yeah, you can try and answer it, Pineapple. 686 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,160 Speaker 1: I don't know, Pineapple. Okay, it took you a long 687 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,880 Speaker 1: time to think. So who are the questions which I 688 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,040 Speaker 1: think might hurt you in the end, But let's find out. 689 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,640 Speaker 1: We'll bring it Engo Chevan back in studio and Shannon. 690 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,480 Speaker 1: This is the point in the game where I, like 691 00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:12,600 Speaker 1: every single other amazing game show host in history has 692 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,680 Speaker 1: ever done, is get the audience invested in our players 693 00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,719 Speaker 1: by finding out some interesting tidbits about their personal life 694 00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:20,320 Speaker 1: so the audience can root for them. And that's what 695 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,719 Speaker 1: I'm about to do right now. Also, the other game 696 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,520 Speaker 1: show hosts in history didn't have the tenacity to tell 697 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,520 Speaker 1: you exactly what they're doing. They would just do it 698 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,879 Speaker 1: and you didn't even know, right. I am bold enough 699 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:35,080 Speaker 1: to explain to you exactly what I'm doing and why 700 00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:37,279 Speaker 1: I'm doing it. So let's get the audience invested in you. 701 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:41,120 Speaker 1: Is there a Shannon tidbit that you'd like us to know? Yeah? 702 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,680 Speaker 1: And um, in high school, I want an avocado eating contest? 703 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,960 Speaker 1: Who really you know that's really weird. Yeah, because I 704 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:49,920 Speaker 1: have avocado stickers right here in front of me. How 705 00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,800 Speaker 1: many avocados did you eat? I want to say, like 706 00:39:53,280 --> 00:40:01,040 Speaker 1: maybe fifty? I what avocados? And you I'm assuming you 707 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:04,200 Speaker 1: dominated eating that amount of avocado? Well, yeah, I like 708 00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,360 Speaker 1: that is avocado vacuum. Well, if you win, I'm going 709 00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,680 Speaker 1: to send you my guak sticker that's literally right in 710 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,600 Speaker 1: front of you right now. Yeah, all right, well English, 711 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:19,800 Speaker 1: even here we go. Your time starts now? Which to 712 00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:24,480 Speaker 1: US states don't observe daylight savings time Alabama and Arkansas. 713 00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,719 Speaker 1: What is the lowest army rank of a US soldier, Um, 714 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:34,279 Speaker 1: that would be a It's not a sergeant, it's the 715 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:38,000 Speaker 1: one below sergeant. What video the video game Happy features? 716 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:40,239 Speaker 1: What is the main animal frequins? What is the only 717 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,800 Speaker 1: fruit that has its seeds on the outside, Um? A tomato. 718 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,520 Speaker 1: What is the name of the prehistoric town in which 719 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:56,879 Speaker 1: the Flintstones lived Steville? Stoneville. That's just a second, let's 720 00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,800 Speaker 1: go send it over to the scoreboard with our executive, 721 00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:04,440 Speaker 1: Sir Bradley Nolan. Just such a panic mode. Alright, Shannon, 722 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,640 Speaker 1: good job, you did a really good job today. Um, 723 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,960 Speaker 1: will you get the glock sticker though, Wow, she would 724 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:17,200 Speaker 1: be terrible if she didn't got one correct and Shannon 725 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:24,080 Speaker 1: got two. Wicker, I gotta know which is the fruit 726 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,480 Speaker 1: without the season? You will know. I'm gonna go over 727 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,279 Speaker 1: the answers. Yeah, thank you for that setup. You're a 728 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,640 Speaker 1: way better game show host than I am. Alex. Let's 729 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,520 Speaker 1: go answers. So which to us dates don't observe Dave 730 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:37,720 Speaker 1: At the same time as Arizona and Hawaii, a private 731 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,080 Speaker 1: is the lowest army rank of us, and then penguins 732 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:45,319 Speaker 1: is the mean animal on happy feet. Yes, strawberries are 733 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:49,279 Speaker 1: the only fruit that has a season the outside. And 734 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:53,400 Speaker 1: then bed Rock is the town name of the fun Stone. Yeah, Shannon, 735 00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:55,479 Speaker 1: you did a great job beating the bread, of course, 736 00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,520 Speaker 1: and because he did, I will send you this glock 737 00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,600 Speaker 1: sticker and a jewel show sticker. Yeah, on the line 738 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,719 Speaker 1: and I'll get you all right. We played beat the 739 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:07,480 Speaker 1: every single Tuesday and Thursday. The Jebil Show on demand 740 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:13,640 Speaker 1: jubils dirty Little Secret. Oh we found it well, Jebil Show. 741 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,400 Speaker 1: It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in 742 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:16,760 Speaker 1: four one to six one. If you have a secret 743 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,480 Speaker 1: to share, you can tell us on the show, and 744 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,520 Speaker 1: don't worry about telling us anything because we keep everybody anonymous. 745 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,960 Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why 746 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,319 Speaker 1: everybody gets a thick anonymous nickname. And on the phone 747 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,839 Speaker 1: right now, Harry Styles missing T shirt. Yoh, we found 748 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,640 Speaker 1: it and it's on the phone. Been looking for so long, 749 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:34,560 Speaker 1: Harry Style's missing T shirt? How are you? I am good? 750 00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:36,520 Speaker 1: How are you pretty good? You've been hanging out with 751 00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:40,400 Speaker 1: Adam Levine's shirts? Where are you been? I am all 752 00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,719 Speaker 1: the shirts all over the place? Okay, okay, nice? All right? 753 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,919 Speaker 1: So whatever that means, yeah, I don't know what that means. 754 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,960 Speaker 1: But why don't you tell us what your dirty little 755 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,320 Speaker 1: secret is? So my dirty little secret is that I 756 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:56,279 Speaker 1: have a twin sister, Okay, And you know, sometimes we 757 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,400 Speaker 1: like would do the whole switch place this thing, or 758 00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,040 Speaker 1: take some sort of test for each other or whatever. 759 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,239 Speaker 1: And the biggest one that I did is I took 760 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:11,879 Speaker 1: my driver's my driver's test before her, and I passed mine, 761 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,440 Speaker 1: and then she took hers and her she failed. Okay, 762 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:18,799 Speaker 1: we then she asked me to take her driver's test 763 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:22,279 Speaker 1: for her, and then yeah, and then I ended up 764 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,160 Speaker 1: failing it for her. Oh, my god, what are you serious? 765 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:29,800 Speaker 1: That's funny on purpose or no, not on purpose? No 766 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,920 Speaker 1: idea why? Like I was super confident about it, so 767 00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,920 Speaker 1: bad at me? Driving tests are hard though, in this room, 768 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,080 Speaker 1: don't we have like a really bad record with driving tests? Yeah? 769 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,600 Speaker 1: I felt mine times. I've never I've passed every single 770 00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:44,720 Speaker 1: one first time. Oh see, I'm not driving more than written. 771 00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:48,200 Speaker 1: I felt three times. No, I got it right. I 772 00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:53,280 Speaker 1: felt the driving three times and the written twice. Really, America, 773 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:56,319 Speaker 1: it was really easy. I felt pos the first time. Really. Yeah, 774 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,520 Speaker 1: So that's the English one that you felt you had 775 00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,600 Speaker 1: you had experienced driving? Yeah, point, and you can drive 776 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,200 Speaker 1: on the weird side of the road over there, no 777 00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:07,040 Speaker 1: wonder it's hard. Um. Yeah, No, I never had a problem. 778 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:12,040 Speaker 1: So did she obviously finally got her license. Yeah, eventually. 779 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,280 Speaker 1: I mean she had to wait like another couple of months, 780 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:16,600 Speaker 1: and then she ended up taking it herself, and then 781 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,920 Speaker 1: she actually failed one more time, and then finally, on 782 00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:24,440 Speaker 1: her like third attempt, she got it. He was a 783 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:27,879 Speaker 1: little annoyed that she had to wait almost another year 784 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,759 Speaker 1: to get it because I failed at the first time. 785 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,400 Speaker 1: You guys, ever do anything else? Switch switch up lives? 786 00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:39,200 Speaker 1: Any other way. I mean, we've messed with some boys 787 00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:42,239 Speaker 1: here and there, but really, like, there is this one 788 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,640 Speaker 1: time that I can think of that was pretty funny. Okay, 789 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:48,000 Speaker 1: So once in a while, we would actually like switch 790 00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,680 Speaker 1: our jobs. She nanny's and I work at a restaurant. 791 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:56,960 Speaker 1: Totally different jobs, so you'd switched them. Yeah, So we 792 00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,360 Speaker 1: would just be like, oh, I don't feel like serving 793 00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,600 Speaker 1: tables today, will you do it? She's like, well, I 794 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,759 Speaker 1: don't feel like dealing with these kids today, so you 795 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:08,400 Speaker 1: do it. We would just go into each other's jobs 796 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,800 Speaker 1: and place of each other for like, you know, the 797 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,759 Speaker 1: whole day and just kind of get a break from 798 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:14,960 Speaker 1: our normal I'd be kind of nice actually to mix 799 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:16,760 Speaker 1: it up a little bit. That would Yeah, just switch 800 00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:19,719 Speaker 1: lives with someone for a day at their job. That 801 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:25,040 Speaker 1: would be nice. You wouldn't get bored, a really nice break. Yeah. 802 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,880 Speaker 1: That way, we just like never got burnt out on 803 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,960 Speaker 1: our jobs and we could just have something different if 804 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,960 Speaker 1: we wanted to. Was the first time filling in as 805 00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:34,200 Speaker 1: a nanny hard for you? Or was the first time 806 00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:40,600 Speaker 1: filling in as a server hard for her? She had 807 00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:44,800 Speaker 1: a way harder time doing the server because she's just 808 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,600 Speaker 1: never done that and she was so confident that she 809 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,320 Speaker 1: could just walk in there and be like I got this, 810 00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,279 Speaker 1: and I'm like, roh, you don't even know there's more 811 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,319 Speaker 1: to it than you realize. Yeah, yeah, I mean I've 812 00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,719 Speaker 1: prepped her on how to like put the orders in 813 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,120 Speaker 1: and like gave her as much information as I could, 814 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,239 Speaker 1: but I've do you see. You know, she was kind 815 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,280 Speaker 1: of stumbling around and my co workers were like, aren't 816 00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:07,279 Speaker 1: you okay, and she just kind of lied and was like, oh, 817 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,680 Speaker 1: I didn't sleep great and I just don't feel good. 818 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:13,480 Speaker 1: I don't know where my head's at all. Right. Well, 819 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,920 Speaker 1: they got away with it, but people were suspicious. A 820 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:19,880 Speaker 1: little bad thank you, very dirty, little secret, No problem. 821 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,320 Speaker 1: The Jebel Show on demand