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Speaker 1: It is time for the nephew, and today it's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call.

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Speaker 2: Nephew.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us?

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Speaker 3: I got it for you. You know they don't. I

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Speaker 3: don't know if they still have this.

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Speaker 4: They they had it back in the day when I

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Speaker 4: was young boy growing up in church, they had the

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Speaker 4: sick and shut in list.

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Speaker 3: Y'all remember the sick and shut in?

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Speaker 1: Ye course I still have.

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Speaker 3: Junior.

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Speaker 1: You said you've been on said I was born.

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Speaker 3: I've been on the sick and shut in list since

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Speaker 3: you was born.

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Speaker 1: Every church been praying for meself born. Yes, oh well

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Speaker 1: that's why you still tell me you on the list too.

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Speaker 5: You don't even know you on this too.

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Speaker 3: I'm on the list when I.

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Speaker 1: Did you just be kiuntl Yeah, you want the sick

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Speaker 1: and shutting that you were sick?

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Speaker 4: Well, I ain't shut in, no modo. Now, I wasn't

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Speaker 4: shut in, but a second I came on out. You just.

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Speaker 3: I'm outside. I'm still.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 4: This is the sick and shut in, the sick and

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Speaker 4: shut in. Let's go catch doctor.

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Speaker 2: So I'm trying to speak it.

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Speaker 5: You got him?

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Speaker 2: How you telling you that I'm doing I ain't doing

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Speaker 2: too good. You'd have been over are praying for my

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Speaker 5: Right right right, yes, sir, you have.

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Speaker 2: Came over here three times in one week. My wife

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Speaker 2: had already went through the operation and all that she's

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Speaker 2: gonna be paying. I don't need you over your praying

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Speaker 2: three times a week, because, honestly, I think it's something

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Speaker 2: else on your mind when you come over here praying

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Speaker 2: for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother, kind of Hold it, brother,

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Speaker 5: Your wife was on the second shut aing list. I

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Speaker 5: was rever asked you to come by. Reverend ain't requested

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Speaker 2: Okay, he ain't requested for you to bring your black

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Speaker 2: So you can cut that down with me. You can

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Speaker 2: cut that out.

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Speaker 5: Hold it, brother. I came with Sister Georgia the first time.

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Speaker 5: The second time I came by myself because she wasn't

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Speaker 5: each time. So what's the problem.

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Speaker 2: Could I already know what you what you're doing. I

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Speaker 2: know you're trying to holler at my wife. I ain't

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Speaker 2: sure hop with your wife.

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Speaker 5: I have a wife. Why would I have to your

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Speaker 2: Already you already know what you already know what you're doing. Man,

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Speaker 2: you up in the other house, my wife, wind up,

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Speaker 2: wind up, whind nobody at the house. I already know

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Speaker 2: what you do. Let me tell you something. Keep your

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna wait, man, wait minute, wait, many, you can't

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Speaker 5: talk to nobody that lay hand.

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Speaker 2: That's what you're gonna now.

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Speaker 5: Brother, ain't gonna be none of that. And it ain't

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Speaker 5: gonna be none of that. You're talking to the wrong brother,

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Speaker 5: and I okay. Now, first of all, you're not gonna

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Speaker 5: the way brother should be talking to brother. Second of all,

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Speaker 5: if any laying on the hands, it's gonna be my

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Speaker 5: hands laying on you. Okay, you ain't late late.

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Speaker 2: I know you're trying to my wife. If I find

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Speaker 5: Be I'm crazy trying to be crazy.

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Speaker 2: I'm just letting you talk. I'm gonna say it one

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Speaker 2: more time. Keep your black off around my You know.

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Speaker 5: First of all, I told you once again, you can't

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Speaker 5: be talking to me like that. Now, I'm trying to

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Speaker 5: be just upset. Okay, I can appreciate that. Okay, I

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Speaker 5: coming back to my wife.

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Speaker 2: And you out with your wife.

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Speaker 5: I do spend my time with my wife. I do

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Speaker 2: Your house? Maybe I need to come on your house

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Speaker 2: and let your wife. Well, you're welcome to maybe come

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Speaker 2: come and come late something over there on huh God? Now, sure,

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Speaker 5: Hold it, holdly, one man, holdly one minute. I'll tell

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Speaker 5: you before you're being disrespectful. Now, that was a very

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's what's gonna happen. If I catch your black

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Speaker 2: rip my house again, I'm gonna pay this man, and

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Speaker 2: then I'm getting on the phone with you, you, your

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Speaker 5: That's a promise, you know, Just that's it. Look here, brother,

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Speaker 5: if that's gonna be there whooping going on, I'll be

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna give you a good sanctified whooping, and then

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal

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Speaker 5: you by this foot I'm gonna put up, okay, because

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Speaker 5: I I've had it with you, you know. And I only

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Speaker 5: went by to visit your wife because I was asked

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Speaker 5: to go visit your wife. Now that was a problem.

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Speaker 5: You should have called a pastor. Okay, But you're not

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Speaker 5: gonna disrespect me my wife to church on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Life.

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Speaker 5: If you want to do somebody, you can meet me

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Speaker 5: any place. Well. As a matter of fact, I can

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Speaker 5: asks me to go, I'm gonna be there. Okay. You know,

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Speaker 5: you just you know. It's just a stupid brother. Okay.

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Speaker 5: You need to come to.

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Speaker 2: The one.

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Speaker 5: You need to come to church more often. That's the problem.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna come to church more often. If you come

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Speaker 5: me like that. You wouldn't be worried about me and

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Speaker 5: your wife because there must be something wrong in your house.

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Speaker 5: You be worried about me fooling with your wife. Okay,

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Speaker 5: so you need to check her. Okay, how about that?

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Speaker 5: Why don't you do that? Why don't you Why don't

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Speaker 5: you just check her? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Tommy said, you the one that's cheating with with my wife.

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Speaker 2: That's that's all.

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Speaker 1: I know?

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Speaker 2: Who Tommy, Tommy say you? Tommy the one said? Thoma said,

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Speaker 5: Tommy who?

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Speaker 3: Who?

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Speaker 5: Who is Tommy? Tommie who?

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Speaker 2: This is a nephew, Tommy Man, So this is nephew

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Speaker 2: Tommy from Steve Harvey Morny show Man. Your church member

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Speaker 2: got me the pray ball, but.

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Speaker 5: Not wrong for that? You know you're wrong, You're wrong.

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Speaker 5: You know y'all on a high way to hell, all

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Speaker 5: of y'all. You know none stop, no, you know y'all

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Speaker 5: just you know y'all just gone. You know, ain't no

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Speaker 5: shot signed, you know. I fina go. I'm gonna pray

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Speaker 5: for all of y'all, all of your brothers. If you

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Speaker 5: tell me Steve hobby Bus wrong for that, Okay, I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna check him. I'm gonna check down. I'm finna go.

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Speaker 5: I said, I want to talk to you all the more.

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Speaker 5: I'm praying for all Y'a'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna say, hey, brother, cause you go. Man, you gotta

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Speaker 2: tell me what's the baddest radio show with the lamb

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Speaker 2: Man Steve Hobby Morning the Show.

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Speaker 3: And now you have it the Sick shut In It.

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Speaker 4: If you're not on the Sick and shut In and

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Speaker 4: you got good health, then you want to come out

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Speaker 4: and get your laugh on.

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Speaker 3: I got it for you.

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Speaker 4: Haddiesburg, Mississippi, Baby the nept you come to town, ju

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Speaker 4: Lie the eleventh. Did you know what I said? Saturday night,

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Speaker 4: Jue Lie the eleven at the Singer Theater. That's right,

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Speaker 4: the Sanger Theater. It is a Nephew Timey and Friends

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Speaker 4: all white house party comedy show.

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Speaker 3: You do not want to miss it. Hat is bird

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Speaker 3: all right?

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Speaker 4: Landing to cut Chicago, Shot Town July twenty fourth through

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Speaker 4: the twenty sixth. It's the City wineryg Chicago, the City

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Speaker 4: Winery rig all right, and the Nephew would be there,

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Speaker 4: Pride decided then Sunday July twenty four through the twenty sixth,

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Speaker 4: and tickets are on sale right now, Shy Town, come

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Speaker 4: holler at your boy. The nephew was coming to town. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 4: and it ain't no hosting. Somebody told me that last time,

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Speaker 4: you know your only host when you're coming. Okay, coch

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Speaker 4: ain't no hosting Timmy headliner July twenty fourth, the twenty six, Chicago, Illinois,

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Speaker 4: and tickets are on sale right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm at the winery.

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Speaker 4: Come watch me do it for sixty minutes, flat footed

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Speaker 4: the nephew, I got.

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Speaker 3: It for you. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 4: And I would definitely be going to the mister President

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Speaker 4: Barack Obama library while I'm in town.

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Speaker 3: I can't to that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, you gotta make that's the stop. Gott

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Speaker 1: to make. Change your voice me c he changed his voice.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, for for Barack Obamas. Definitely the president of Barack Obama.

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Speaker 6: I will definitely be making appear at the library. Oh yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 6: Ain't no fight out there on here front yard. Ain't

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Speaker 6: none of that going on. Ain't no fighting.

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Speaker 4: Ain't no, ain't no U Ain't none of that, none of.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to go. I cannot listen to go

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Speaker 1: home and see that library. Yeah, that's gonna be fun too.

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Speaker 1: I can't go.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Have you been to the have you been to

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Speaker 3: the African American Museum?

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Speaker 1: Yes, in Chicago or no in d C. Oh no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I haven't made that yet.

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Speaker 3: That's amazing that right there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I've heard, yeah.

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Speaker 4: You know they start on the start on the bottom floor.

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Speaker 4: The bottom floor is slavery. Just keep coming up, keep coming, okay, slavery.

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Speaker 3: You need a break.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you're listening to Harvey Morning Show.