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Speaker 1: It's another double phone frame morning. That's one. Hello. Chirp, chirp,

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Speaker 1: What hello? I said, chirp, chirp? Who who is it?

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Speaker 1: I say it a little louder for you, I said, Okay, good,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, I don't have time. Position. Is this Derek? Yes?

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Speaker 1: This is Derek. Derek. Yes, this is Derek. Is this?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? It's not important what my name is

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Speaker 1: right now. The only thing that's important is for you

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Speaker 1: to know that I got a parking ticket from you

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Speaker 1: the other day. So I tracked on your phone number

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Speaker 1: because I wanted to have a conversation with you about

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Speaker 1: the birds. How did you get my phone number? That's

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Speaker 1: not important right now. How did you know that I

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Speaker 1: was parked illegally? With it? The birds? Listen. I don't

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Speaker 1: know what. I don't know what the hell are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? I said, that is my job. I give

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Speaker 1: out a lot of tickets. Okay, I don't talking about

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Speaker 1: the fact that you gave me a ticket. And I

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Speaker 1: want to know which one of your birds that ratted

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Speaker 1: me out. So nobody ratted anybody out. That's my job. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you were birds. I don't remember the birds. The birds.

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Speaker 1: The birds work for you. Okay, which one of the

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Speaker 1: birds thretted me out? I need to know right now,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about. I'm talking about the fact

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Speaker 1: that the birds work for the government and they're not

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Speaker 1: actually animals, they're drone, and I want to know which

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Speaker 1: drone told you that I was parked illegally so you

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Speaker 1: could come and give me a ticket. I'm not blaming you.

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Speaker 1: You're a moron, so you were probably parked in the

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Speaker 1: wrong spot and I saw your car and I gave

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Speaker 1: you Derek, and I can see that you're Derek. It

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Speaker 1: sounds like you're a little annoyed, and I don't want

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Speaker 1: to let you know. I'm not blaming you, I'm blaming

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Speaker 1: the birds. I just well, I wouldn't want to know

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Speaker 1: which bird it is. I don't like the fact that

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Speaker 1: you gave me a parking ticket and the birds that

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Speaker 1: are droned for the government ratted me out. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: hang up on you. Quit protecting the bird. Hello. Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Sergeant Dankler calling from Police Precinct Internal Affairs.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Derek. This is Derek, but I

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Speaker 1: don't I don't know who the hell Sergeant Danklers. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm with internal affairs. We haven't met before, but I'm

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Speaker 1: calling you because I need to speak to you about

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Speaker 1: something because your phone number showed up on a list

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Speaker 1: on the internet and I need to see if you've

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Speaker 1: gotten any phone calls from Oh. Yeah, some guy just

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Speaker 1: literally called me complaining about a parking ticket. All right,

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Speaker 1: I don't tell he's talking about. What? Was he talking

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Speaker 1: about birds being drones for the government? Yeah? Okay, did

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Speaker 1: you tell him anything in particular, like giving him give

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Speaker 1: him any kind of info at all on your job

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Speaker 1: or you or birds? I don't know. I don't think so. No,

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Speaker 1: I was. I wanted to know how the hell he

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Speaker 1: got my number. I just need to ask you if

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Speaker 1: the birds are government drones or not? And are they

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Speaker 1: watching people? Do you need to ask me if the

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Speaker 1: birds are governed? Yes? I need to ask you because

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Speaker 1: it's me again. Oh my God, I seen you up

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Speaker 1: and I got you what birds? Hold on me so

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Speaker 1: I can shooting my bb gun. Okay, who is it

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Speaker 1: you call me again? It's where to God. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: find out where you live and I'm gonna come down there.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna break all the bones in your body a

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Speaker 1: little Okay, Well, then I'll just tell you it's a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call, and this is actually Jewel from The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife.

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Speaker 1: Kendrick set you up. What Yeah, it's a joke. She

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Speaker 1: says that you you work in parking enforcement and people

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Speaker 1: get pissed at you a lot, so I figured, why

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Speaker 1: not call you up with one of the weirdest phone

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Speaker 1: calls I think I've ever done. Are you? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jewel phone pranks, we say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,