Speaker 1: You said, what happened to Future? Yeah? Why did Chili?
Speaker 1: Was it? He was? Was Future either too insider, too
Speaker 1: outside of the problem. I think Future was just high
Speaker 1: too much. So yeah, I don't even think he was
Speaker 1: in there at He's just that man is just a
Speaker 1: drug addict. And you know how it is, you got
Speaker 1: a kid mighty purpose. There is something really nice about
Speaker 1: about talking to a conspiracy theorist who will sit there
Speaker 1: and argue that like a man's brain has been ruined
Speaker 1: by bees, and then be like, and what's up with Future?
Speaker 1: And he's like, Oh, he's just not a good dude.
Speaker 1: He's just not great. Everything else is like some big
Speaker 1: fucking conspiracy that's linked to the government, and Future is
Speaker 1: just like I he just ain't got his stuff together
Speaker 1: the way he's from chimps in your racists money, molitary stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep. There it is
Speaker 1: bang bang bang skeet skeet skeet. There it is. There
Speaker 1: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode
Speaker 1: of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive
Speaker 1: deep into the pockets of black and spears and theories,
Speaker 1: and we finally worked to prove that tamaraw Maori could
Speaker 1: feel Tia Maori's divorce finally through her skin because of
Speaker 1: their twin bonded. Also because that marriage was terribly unhappy.
Speaker 1: That's the conspiracy we're landing on today. I'm one of
Speaker 1: your host Langston Cartmis and I'm David Boy and uh
Speaker 1: today on the podcast. Boy, am I excited to introduce
Speaker 1: this guy. You may have hurt him on bow Jack Horseman.
Speaker 1: You may know him as the reason my Instagram is
Speaker 1: all funked up. This man ruined my algorithm. I cannot
Speaker 1: go online without looking at videos of straight up babies breastfeeding.
Speaker 1: Please give it up for Ghana's finest Denver Zone. Stephen Jenny,
Speaker 1: that's good man, that we're talking about the breast I
Speaker 1: would rather you not discuss our d m Yeah, because
Speaker 1: they were disgusting. Oh hey, I know you You've introduced
Speaker 1: the premise that I didn't even know it was possible
Speaker 1: for Instagram. So so help me understand, Stephen, What did
Speaker 1: you do that that ruined David's life so thoroughly. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I was on the internet, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, doing what the internet does. And uh, I
Speaker 1: came across a very nice pair of titties, but the
Speaker 1: woman had two babies breastfeeding of them, and I had
Speaker 1: to share. I didn't. I mean, I felt it in
Speaker 1: my soul that somebody else had to share this. You
Speaker 1: know how nurturing breast is. That's not why I sent it.
Speaker 1: I was trying to Oh, man, that's a weird hour
Speaker 1: to pick. I'll say that I was walking past the
Speaker 1: bus stop. It was terrible because if it's like six am,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, you're still in bed, you're scrolling. That
Speaker 1: makes perfect sense. I know how you find yourself bumping
Speaker 1: into some breastfeeding titties at six am. That it doesn't
Speaker 1: feel out of the wheelhouse, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: of of the way that an average person lives. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ten am, you are already had coffee, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, you stretched, you know, hump the couch.
Speaker 1: I had done it, all of it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, went for a stroll, came back, and I
Speaker 1: was still That's where my mind lives. It's not just
Speaker 1: listen though. It's not just the breastfeeding tity. It's animals
Speaker 1: and precarious positions. It's pussy waxing. Videos. It's a lot
Speaker 1: of it's a lot of stuff. Guys, whoa how did
Speaker 1: you find smut on Instagram? They're pretty good about That's
Speaker 1: what I asked him every time. I honestly don't know, man.
Speaker 1: I think it's just time, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's like, you know, we start comedy, people go, hey,
Speaker 1: how do you how do you ben? Come ahead? Like,
Speaker 1: hey man, just time, bro, you just got to put
Speaker 1: it in the you know what I mean? His instagram
Speaker 1: they freed the nipple on his instagram. Who you know,
Speaker 1: this is the difference between Kobe and t mac right.
Speaker 1: You know, fundamentally the skill wise they should match up.
Speaker 1: But Kobe, he was dedicated. Wake up at four, practice
Speaker 1: two hours, go home, eat breakfast, and practice at nine
Speaker 1: two hours, come back home, taking nap, do a little
Speaker 1: family stuff there I do my ship. Man. He works
Speaker 1: around the clock. Man. Respect well, we we can't talk
Speaker 1: about breastfeeding and titties much longer because you came to
Speaker 1: us with a conspiracy theory that I would argue, uh
Speaker 1: should not be adjacent to breastfeeding intentions. It's a pretty
Speaker 1: it's a pretty haunting conspiracy theory that you're presenting today.
Speaker 1: You said, my mama told me the government kidnaps black
Speaker 1: children for secret experiments. Oh yeah, they do. They might.
Speaker 1: They might have one of your right now, they might
Speaker 1: have me. I don't know, man, Yeah you are man,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, but they get they get y'all too. They
Speaker 1: might have got us early. I don't know. You know,
Speaker 1: I actually did see. This is how I don't know.
Speaker 1: Right kids right? The corn kid? Mmm, I think that's
Speaker 1: a government. Are you kidding me? You've never seen a
Speaker 1: nigga like corn that much? The yellow ship that pops
Speaker 1: and you put salt on it at the movies, my nigga,
Speaker 1: Come on, man, corn that boy loves he does love
Speaker 1: corn too much. The best part about the corn, it's
Speaker 1: the grease. It's corn. I've never seen much of the
Speaker 1: whole thing corn. Come on, man, that's not there's no way.
Speaker 1: What do you mean You think this kid in a
Speaker 1: black household just my love corn. This is the best
Speaker 1: thing in the world. And nobody said no, there's no nutrition.
Speaker 1: There's no nutritional value to corn. You literally just wasting
Speaker 1: your time. That's the problem. They put corn and everything.
Speaker 1: I now I see what you're saying. You think he's
Speaker 1: a plant by big corn big corn, little Corn. I
Speaker 1: don't know corn a band, I don't know who planted
Speaker 1: this nigger, but he ain't real. They love the idea
Speaker 1: that all the small business corn companies came together to
Speaker 1: attract this young man. But but in my and my understanding, correctly,
Speaker 1: because I think there's a level of complication that that
Speaker 1: we haven't quite clarified. You're not just saying that he's
Speaker 1: a plant. You're saying that the government kidnapped him, brainwashed him,
Speaker 1: and then represented us to the world or him to
Speaker 1: the world, rather as this plant for big corn, little
Speaker 1: corn in every corn in between. Oh yeah, he was
Speaker 1: supposed to be a lawyer. That's what he wanted to be.
Speaker 1: He was supposed to be helping black people get out
Speaker 1: of jail. That's what he wanted here and watch aw
Speaker 1: them a little true crime documentaries and stuff and black
Speaker 1: people in jail. Unjustly, He's like, I want to be
Speaker 1: a lawyer. And you know, the phone is always listening, right,
Speaker 1: So since the phone is listening, yeah, you know, your
Speaker 1: phone is always on. You know, if you say something
Speaker 1: around your phone, next thing, you know, you get on
Speaker 1: Instagram and something pop up. Right, breastfeeding exactly exactly. So
Speaker 1: that's what happened. He said, I want to be a lawyer.
Speaker 1: The fans got tapped. They said, oh, we gotta get
Speaker 1: this man because he want to try to help. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying, oh yeah, we got a lawyer on our exactly,
Speaker 1: we don't. We don't want this little man trying to,
Speaker 1: you know, think he can. So they go, you know what,
Speaker 1: We're gonna scrub his head real hard. And they did
Speaker 1: that with the corn you mean brain rush. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think you're saying they did it too. They took all
Speaker 1: desire deliberate his people away and replaced it with an
Speaker 1: obsession for coped corn, for cop corn. And look what
Speaker 1: they're doing with it right now, getting money. They're using
Speaker 1: that man for money. What do you think they're gonna
Speaker 1: use the money for keep brothers? That's what I'm hoping
Speaker 1: your answer, Yeah, they're gonna keep back brothers locked up.
Speaker 1: They're gonna drop guns in the hood. Again, I'm telling
Speaker 1: you this is all set up. That's also again just
Speaker 1: a trace, just to trace the argument. And you're presented
Speaker 1: the government. Here's this little boy who for some reason
Speaker 1: is is for on the phone making calls being like
Speaker 1: I'm a lawyer. I'm going to liberate my people. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be the next whoever the funk. And then they say,
Speaker 1: sending the troops. We've got to get this boy brainwashing
Speaker 1: because he's gonna free too many niggas. He's gonna he's
Speaker 1: gonna have too many of us free on the streets.
Speaker 1: We're gonna brainwash him and then put him back out
Speaker 1: into the world as a a I guess and now
Speaker 1: a sheriff himself who just loves he's a lobbyist at
Speaker 1: this point. Yeah, and that's that's that's just what they do, man.
Speaker 1: They listen to your stuff. You know, they get all
Speaker 1: types of people early man, people you probably don't even
Speaker 1: think about. You noticed, you didn't notice? Okay, I got you,
Speaker 1: I got you, I got you. I go for us.
Speaker 1: Did you want us to go? Like? Who? Yeah? Man,
Speaker 1: I was I was waiting like it was late night.
Speaker 1: But okay, yeah, yeah, we'll pretend like this is uh
Speaker 1: what's that comedy show Byron Allen? Yeah? Yeah, feed me
Speaker 1: the question. So yeah, they Steve, I hear you have
Speaker 1: some thoughts on who else Scott in early? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what they did. They're doing experiments. They got
Speaker 1: Zion Williamson. Oh oh yeah, I see see what happened.
Speaker 1: They had to two big old nigga sperms and they
Speaker 1: look they called David Blaine, and David Blaine put on
Speaker 1: that fucking that stupid ass face. He does that, and
Speaker 1: he grabbed these two nick pop You ever seen the
Speaker 1: nigga run out of his shoe. They never seen nobody
Speaker 1: that powerful. He jumped in his hand and they got
Speaker 1: Zion and that this is a different experiment. And you
Speaker 1: I say that, and he's Steven is like the fastest
Speaker 1: guy know in real life. I saw him raise someone
Speaker 1: with no shoes once and it was Stephen, your doye
Speaker 1: is actually very impressive. Yeah, well and you dusted him barefoot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. It was like a three round. So I
Speaker 1: was I was, I'll set, I'll set the scene. I
Speaker 1: was like, I really am into making people race for money.
Speaker 1: You're gonna set the scene. I need time to day,
Speaker 1: I need the mood, okay. So it was like there's
Speaker 1: probably one pm, two pm a barbecue that I was
Speaker 1: sponsoring for a comedy festival. In the night before. I
Speaker 1: had been like, oh, I'm gonna get everybody to race.
Speaker 1: So what I had been doing. What I had been
Speaker 1: doing is I was going around putting stuff in people's ear.
Speaker 1: Like I went up to like my friends act Deskani
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, Chris Sharpentier says Italians aren't fast, right,
Speaker 1: And I was setting everybody up to race. Stephen didn't
Speaker 1: need that obviously, and I'll give him his credit Division
Speaker 1: one college racer. He was already fast. So then I
Speaker 1: was like, well, who are the two fastest looking people
Speaker 1: out here? It was Stephen and your first race Stephen
Speaker 1: had shoes, you do a no shoes Stephen one? Wow?
Speaker 1: Second race, no shoes, Stephen socks. Oh. Third race, no shoes,
Speaker 1: no socks, nobody Stephen one damn. So really those socks
Speaker 1: held you back. But otherwise you were dusting him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was up. I was up a little bit. I'm saying,
Speaker 1: we know you're a plan. Oh you are. We know
Speaker 1: you weren't getting that by the government. If you say
Speaker 1: goddamn fast, ran right into the arms of sleepy Joe. See,
Speaker 1: this is what happens. I'm not a plant. I see
Speaker 1: what you're trying to do. See, and that's what they
Speaker 1: try to make you think, to try to turn us
Speaker 1: against that's why. That's why I said, you gotta be careful, man.
Speaker 1: You don't know they might be trying to seep in
Speaker 1: through your your pores or your closet one night. They'd
Speaker 1: be trying to tell your stuff, but not me. My listen,
Speaker 1: my parents are from Africa. I'm yeah, I mean, we
Speaker 1: got it's it's impossible to penetrate this right now. Now,
Speaker 1: who sent you, nigga? My parents sent me, niggah. You know,
Speaker 1: it's just this whole thing that I built up, this
Speaker 1: shield because you know, you know, I ate too much
Speaker 1: food food to be able to get penetrated growing up.
Speaker 1: I got you. Yeah, So wait, no, don't don't let
Speaker 1: him say that like that doesn't he said I ate
Speaker 1: too much food food to get penetrated. Here's what I've
Speaker 1: learned at this one is I can't argue with African
Speaker 1: logic in a way that you can't. That's true. That
Speaker 1: is true, Like you can go food food don't do
Speaker 1: that and you would know better than I would. But
Speaker 1: that's true. You don't know food, fool penetration stuff. I
Speaker 1: don't know what food foo does really, Okay, I can't
Speaker 1: discredit it. Well, I'm on the side full of non sex. Man,
Speaker 1: you don't just throwing out it is for real, bro,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. Look, name one African who you think
Speaker 1: is controlled by the media. Who's ever been controlled by
Speaker 1: the media? Okay, hold on, Oh what about butt naked?
Speaker 1: But naked? Who butt naked? Yeah, he's like a pastor.
Speaker 1: Now nobody's name is butt naked? Come on, man, of
Speaker 1: course somebody I'm not making Why would I make up
Speaker 1: a guy named butt naked? General? But I just don't
Speaker 1: know who, but name it. Give me a minute. Africans,
Speaker 1: defense is do you have, like some perfect defense against
Speaker 1: being controlled by the media? Is starting to bug me
Speaker 1: that I can't think of somebody immediately. There are not
Speaker 1: a lot of shields. No, there's there's some stuff in there. Man,
Speaker 1: It's just this is what Steven does. He starts babbling
Speaker 1: nonsense and then it comes back around to kind of
Speaker 1: the truth. Where's Candice owns from? She ain't from shame
Speaker 1: from over there? Yeah, yeah, but that's another plan. See
Speaker 1: they got her early and started feeding all those little
Speaker 1: salt teens and stuff and m Yeah, but you know
Speaker 1: who else? That's what people don't even think about. Russell Wilson,
Speaker 1: whoa I I'll take it easy now, because because Russell
Speaker 1: Russell is a good man. Oh he's a good man, right,
Speaker 1: but they you know why he's so good. You know
Speaker 1: why he's so corny though, because they got that nigga
Speaker 1: early and started feeding them beans. M M wait, So
Speaker 1: let me understand this correctly, because at this point, Steven,
Speaker 1: the core of your argument seems to be the meals
Speaker 1: that they're feeding these people. It's not so, it's not brainwashing.
Speaker 1: It's just say, I get fed at a ton of beans.
Speaker 1: That makes me less, that's part yeah, because they got
Speaker 1: they feed him an excessive amount of beans, and so
Speaker 1: your body don't know what to do with all them beans,
Speaker 1: and so he just end up being a corner nick
Speaker 1: eating beans and so a bunch of beans and Nick.
Speaker 1: You know that's I don't know, man, I don't write
Speaker 1: this ship. I just I just it. Yeah, I'm reporting, man,
Speaker 1: I'm in the field doing research and everything. You're out
Speaker 1: in the field talking talking, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this. Let's let's let's see if
Speaker 1: we can we can turn this conversation a little bit.
Speaker 1: Is this a conspiracy theory? You have held your entire life?
Speaker 1: If you long believe this or is this new in
Speaker 1: your world? You know, I think part of my life,
Speaker 1: for sure, there's always been things where I go, something
Speaker 1: ain't right about that? Boy? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You know some people are like someway right, because you know,
Speaker 1: I knew kids in first second grade was like everything
Speaker 1: was cool, and then you know, you go back, go
Speaker 1: to summer break, you come back and you go, why
Speaker 1: is that nigga pass on backwards? Chris Paul? What the
Speaker 1: whole office was backwards? That's crazy, you kid me. They
Speaker 1: experimenting on these nicks and trying to make money and
Speaker 1: they got their dollar from them. They got their money
Speaker 1: from from Chriss Cross. They could use that money. And
Speaker 1: you think that both Chris and Cross were abducted and
Speaker 1: Cross bro the pants was backwards. That would mean Jermaine
Speaker 1: Japree would have to be in on it as well
Speaker 1: as Jermaine Dupree, like feeding, feeding the beasts? What's your
Speaker 1: main dupries rolling this? You think Janet Jackson would have
Speaker 1: been with Jermaine if he wasn't in on it. That
Speaker 1: whole Jackson family connects. They they're like the rocket Fellers,
Speaker 1: they were they touched it. This just be you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, They be plugging people into the system
Speaker 1: and the matrix like that. It's it's terrible. Damn damn.
Speaker 1: It's the Rocketfellers and the Jacksons together. Bro, it's every
Speaker 1: a lot of them, a lot of them. The Rockefellers,
Speaker 1: well they did. They don't think the Jackson's Tito was
Speaker 1: the one leading the the pack. You know, Michael didn't
Speaker 1: have the heart because he got taken first. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's almost like getting a vampire bite.
Speaker 1: So once they get you, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: In theory, In theory, the corn kid, he's gonna spread
Speaker 1: it to another potential loyal lawyer child. He's gonna spread
Speaker 1: it to somebody. It might not be a loyal child.
Speaker 1: It might be somebody who trying to do some type
Speaker 1: of good. He might do something. I don't know, you know,
Speaker 1: It's just I wondered, I have wondered, what the corn kid?
Speaker 1: Where are his parents and all this? That's that is
Speaker 1: a that's a solid question that I think a lot
Speaker 1: of us have been worried about this whole time. Like
Speaker 1: a grandmother that he lives with, or an aunt, like
Speaker 1: no one seems to be running this kid and their
Speaker 1: parents to Cuba with a big pun. That's a lot
Speaker 1: of steps in your argument that I I want to believe.
Speaker 1: But then they there's an additional step at it, and
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, now they sent the baby's families away.
Speaker 1: How why they do that so they can keep controlling them.
Speaker 1: They don't want them because if the kids parents is
Speaker 1: in the media talking all that jazz, then you know,
Speaker 1: stirs up, you know, controversy, and people start asking questions.
Speaker 1: And that's the last thing white people wanted his people
Speaker 1: asking questions. I will say, I don't know anything about
Speaker 1: Russell Wilson's family. All I know about Russell Wilson is
Speaker 1: that he was betrothed to the most regular looking white
Speaker 1: woman of all time and then uh, through a series
Speaker 1: of very fortunate events, found himself with a with a
Speaker 1: batty and wearing tracksuits all of a sudden and getting
Speaker 1: cool haircuts. And he made he made a beautiful transformation.
Speaker 1: It's almost like he was rewarded for some work he did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like the government gifted him. Sierra. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think they did that. Sierra. She's on she's leading the
Speaker 1: charge of the other direction her and keep the household divided. No, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, I think she's She's the reason he is
Speaker 1: where he is right now is she's been trying to
Speaker 1: get him back on the other side to get the cornea.
Speaker 1: She's trying to untrain the beans of She's trying to
Speaker 1: get them beans and throw them out, She's trying to
Speaker 1: refry them beans. This just exactly, exactly make a bean
Speaker 1: pie with them beans and all that stuff. So well,
Speaker 1: I love that you're not bullshit, and this is already
Speaker 1: getting off to the perfect start that we needed. We're
Speaker 1: gonna take a break and we'll be back with more.
Speaker 1: Stephen h more. My mama told me my man is
Speaker 1: supposed to meet his meat with this ship. Bro, What
Speaker 1: the fuck we are are? Back to my mama told
Speaker 1: me with Stephen a j who has not made He's
Speaker 1: made some convincing points, he hasn't made a lot of
Speaker 1: real points as far as the conspiracy of the government
Speaker 1: kidnaps black children, brushes their hair very hard and bring
Speaker 1: them back into the media to spew propaganda against their
Speaker 1: brothers and sisters. Let's continue, do you think? And and
Speaker 1: I love that they're breasting their hair too. Hard and
Speaker 1: sort of causing a ripple effect of bad behavior that
Speaker 1: follows that. Do you think that the the original intention
Speaker 1: for the kidnapping was merely brainwashing so that they could
Speaker 1: spew them back out or were they doing other things
Speaker 1: that subsequently and just bumped into oh we could we
Speaker 1: could feed Russell Wilson back to the black community and
Speaker 1: make him do stuff. Well. Yeah, so the whole thing
Speaker 1: is for them to get money, right, so once initially
Speaker 1: they want to brain wash them to, you know, for
Speaker 1: their benefit, which also money is still that, but they
Speaker 1: also want to make sure that whatever they got going
Speaker 1: on stays on track, like they got it to the
Speaker 1: point where we're brainwashing ourselves, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like I think, how hard and how long you gotta
Speaker 1: brush to get waves? You think that on purpose? You
Speaker 1: think that you think that's by chance. You think that's
Speaker 1: by chance. Bro. No, if if you go to Africa, man,
Speaker 1: you touch your head one time with the brush waves,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you how the water they put it in
Speaker 1: the water, and the kids water, and the kids school lunches,
Speaker 1: especially the black school lunch. They trade you up. Your
Speaker 1: hair gets in your follicles. You think they're putting anti
Speaker 1: anti activator in the water. They're putting zero sixty waves,
Speaker 1: zero degree waves so that you gotta you brushing your
Speaker 1: and the whole time you brush your head that hard,
Speaker 1: you're exposing the pores so that the information can get
Speaker 1: in you. See. Yeah, So so this is what's disturbing me, uh,
Speaker 1: is that this this conspiracy has made a drastic jump
Speaker 1: from from kidnapping to now poisoning the black communities water
Speaker 1: supply with anti wave grease and and then exposing our
Speaker 1: scout pores for for I guess radiation. I'm not quite
Speaker 1: sure what even the open pores does. Well, what they
Speaker 1: do is they can now uh put their information in
Speaker 1: you and kidnap. That's how they get you, right, they go, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm safe. And so because I've been I've been exposed
Speaker 1: to this this uh, this coon with all the brushing
Speaker 1: and the zero zero degree wave greased, I am now susceptible.
Speaker 1: I'm more willing to go along with whoever is trying
Speaker 1: to kidnap me. My scout boards are exactly It's just
Speaker 1: like they was rubbing your little gliterous and then you
Speaker 1: opened up. They're not before they come. You seem especially
Speaker 1: troubled by This is probably the best word I could pick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know this, dude, he's nonsense. Look at serious of speaks, y'all.
Speaker 1: Don't ya don't want to believe to see? Wait, six
Speaker 1: years of documentary is gonna come out. I bet you
Speaker 1: I must try to. I told you. I know you're
Speaker 1: gonna try it. I told you before this started, I
Speaker 1: said this nigger is the devil, and I stand behind it.
Speaker 1: I'm telling this is an amalgamation of like twenty different wrong.
Speaker 1: Do I listen? Do I think that there are black
Speaker 1: people who maybe puppets? Yes? Hmm. Do I think they
Speaker 1: are kidnapping them as a result of anti wave grease
Speaker 1: in and around our children's water supply and the opening
Speaker 1: of pores? I don't think so. No, Okay, there was
Speaker 1: there was a pause there, and I wasn't sure where
Speaker 1: what you were gonna say. I mean, I'm open to
Speaker 1: a lot of things, don't That's where I don't want
Speaker 1: to put God in a box. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1: When's the last time you've been to an elementary school, David?
Speaker 1: So you can't even talk about what's going on. If
Speaker 1: it's too soon, I'll call the police. No, it's not
Speaker 1: it's not it's it's a reasonable time. I have not
Speaker 1: been when my my little brother was in the elementary school,
Speaker 1: probably seven eight years ago. You're detached from it. You
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. Now. Wait, when was the
Speaker 1: last time you went to an elementary school? And again
Speaker 1: too early and I ring ring the constable? Man, I
Speaker 1: know you were serious because it used to word constable
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn, yeah no, I we were
Speaker 1: back the police on this podcast. This is a podcast.
Speaker 1: This is a thin blue line podcast. If I ever
Speaker 1: heard wa man, yeah, man, but yeah it was you know,
Speaker 1: prob about a month I took my little cousin, you know,
Speaker 1: the school, so I saw what what did you see?
Speaker 1: What they was doing? Yeah? What are they doing? I'm
Speaker 1: telling you well, I didn't go back to that room,
Speaker 1: but it looked like it because all the kids school
Speaker 1: was this bro. It was in uh Aurora. What elementary
Speaker 1: school in Aurora? Were both the products of Cherry Creek schools?
Speaker 1: Just tell me, yeah this was yet Point now this
Speaker 1: was yeah, it was yeah, yeah, okay, they are doing
Speaker 1: different Because if it was meadal Point, I would be
Speaker 1: like maybe that that that cursed. These kids will walk
Speaker 1: in this room and then come out like this, and
Speaker 1: it's just tell something was wrong. I didn't know what,
Speaker 1: you know, when they had the eyes was fried like this.
Speaker 1: I said, ship, Well, let's let's unpack some of this
Speaker 1: with a little bit of research. And I'd love to
Speaker 1: get both of your thoughts on some of the findings
Speaker 1: that I found. I don't know how you say stuff anymore,
Speaker 1: but please, you know, jump in whenever. Apparently, and I
Speaker 1: started just by looking up kidnapping statistics right specifically in
Speaker 1: the United States, and apparently more than three hundred and
Speaker 1: forty thousand kids went missing in the year twenty twenty alone,
Speaker 1: got three hundred and forty thousand. The world was shut.
Speaker 1: How much of that was that amped because of the
Speaker 1: pandemic though, Like I feel like I feel like there
Speaker 1: was more kids nappings during pandemic that which was crazy
Speaker 1: to me because we weren't outside. Good point like, how
Speaker 1: is how are more kids getting taken? How you kidnapped
Speaker 1: from the crib unless they kidnapped them in the crib,
Speaker 1: you see, Damn they gotta level up, you know, they
Speaker 1: always trying to level up. They say I'll kidnap you outside.
Speaker 1: They say I'll kidnap you inside. Not the kidnapped, their
Speaker 1: brains kidnapped, they brain, not the physical, but their brain,
Speaker 1: and they do the experiment on that day. Is them? Them?
Speaker 1: Is the government? All the people ship. I'm telling you, man,
Speaker 1: how how do you get three kidnappings with the world
Speaker 1: shut down? It's a wild statistic, that's a good question.
Speaker 1: It's the brain, good kidnapping brains. That's why all the
Speaker 1: kids was going to school on zoom. They probably they
Speaker 1: had a little probably had a little little you know,
Speaker 1: hypnosis thing on that and um yeah, just to get
Speaker 1: them you know, hypnotized, and then they jumped their information
Speaker 1: kidnap their brains. He's so. One of the things that
Speaker 1: uh that that the statistics also speak to is that
Speaker 1: in only point point eleven percent of missing children cases
Speaker 1: were the result of stranger abductions, meaning that that most
Speaker 1: people who are kidnapped are kidnapped by a person that
Speaker 1: they know and like, have some sort of familial relationship with.
Speaker 1: M okay, but not one point eleven percent, so less
Speaker 1: than a single percentage. That said, if I'm the government,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the top of the statistic,
Speaker 1: right that is, In fact, what Stephen is arguing is real.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be the fucking forty percent number
Speaker 1: because then it's too obvious. What I want is like
Speaker 1: a number so small it's almost negligible. Do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Do we have the number on black
Speaker 1: kids kidnapped? Uh? Yeah, I actually I don't have the number,
Speaker 1: but I do have the percentage. So black kids made
Speaker 1: up thirty seven percent of the missing children in the US.
Speaker 1: This is I think, based off of a twenty nineteen statistics,
Speaker 1: even though black children only make up about four of
Speaker 1: all the children in the United States, so nearly more
Speaker 1: than double the the amount of kids being kidnapped, or
Speaker 1: rather in relation to the number of black kids in
Speaker 1: the country. And it is a statistic for black kids
Speaker 1: being kidnapped by someone that they know. Is that the
Speaker 1: same for black kids as it just for white kids?
Speaker 1: I believe that that part of that statistic is consistent.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, person sent I try. Yeah, I try to
Speaker 1: tell you. I don't want to listen to me, man,
Speaker 1: I'll be telling you. I don't. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I feel like this uh proves anything to your point?
Speaker 1: I do, is there any statistics to the government taking
Speaker 1: black kids into custody that's what I want to know.
Speaker 1: So here's what's interesting, and maybe this will lead us
Speaker 1: to to some of what you're talking about. One of
Speaker 1: the reasons that they said that black kids, because that
Speaker 1: was one of the things I wanted to look up,
Speaker 1: is why the funk are black kids constantly getting kidnapped
Speaker 1: in relation to like white kids or whatever the funk?
Speaker 1: And one of the things that they said, and part
Speaker 1: of the reason that these kidnapping sort of like land
Speaker 1: the way that they do is because there are very
Speaker 1: strict rules about the Amber alert that like the Amber alert,
Speaker 1: you can't just like call that in for anybody, and
Speaker 1: everybody that apparently like you have to meet a bunch
Speaker 1: of categorical shit, and i'll read you some of the examples.
Speaker 1: There must be reasonable evidence that in abduction has occurred.
Speaker 1: The child must be believed to be in immediate danger
Speaker 1: or serious bodily injury, of serious bodily injury or death.
Speaker 1: There must be enough descriptive information about the victim and
Speaker 1: the abductor. The child must be under the age of seventeen,
Speaker 1: and the child's information must be entered into the National
Speaker 1: Crime Information Center system. So all of that has to
Speaker 1: be met as a criteria just to be able to
Speaker 1: qualify foreign amber alert, and there are hella examples of
Speaker 1: people not meeting that criteria even though their kid got taken,
Speaker 1: and then being their kids basically just gets labeled a
Speaker 1: run away and they don't actually get the support that
Speaker 1: they need. Interesting, Damne, that also sounds like an access thing, right,
Speaker 1: did you know that you know you had to do
Speaker 1: all that ship too? No? I didn't. This is the
Speaker 1: first time I'm hearing about it. And so that's another
Speaker 1: part that they keep from you see what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: They take the kids, but they keep the information, so
Speaker 1: you don't know how to get your kid back. And
Speaker 1: none of the black people get kids. They can't get
Speaker 1: bank loans, they none of that. They just keep all
Speaker 1: that ship to themselves. Just all part of the whole system.
Speaker 1: It's just doing what they do. Keep the I like
Speaker 1: how you reach baby? I like it. Yeah, that's that's
Speaker 1: what they doing. Is though, is an amber amber alert
Speaker 1: is not like a guarantee that you're gonna get, Like,
Speaker 1: what what's the return rate? What's what's the return rate
Speaker 1: on an amber? So I read that that on average,
Speaker 1: I think it's something in the almost sixty percent of
Speaker 1: kids that that are hit with the Amber alert end
Speaker 1: up getting found, which is not nothing. That's a pretty
Speaker 1: substantial And part of it is because like you're just
Speaker 1: increasing the chances that somebody who knows you, knows the kid,
Speaker 1: knows somebody involved, knows the car, even is going to
Speaker 1: intervene because of the information that's been spread. We would
Speaker 1: more lawyers. The Amber was through, we knew if everybody knew,
Speaker 1: make it simplified. What's the kid's name, that phase, that's it.
Speaker 1: So so to that point, and this is this is
Speaker 1: a very uh tragic example, but there's this girl, Jolie Moosa,
Speaker 1: who was the sixteen year old from Virginia whose parents
Speaker 1: reported her missing on January. She was labeled to run
Speaker 1: away for not fitting the criteria, and subsequently the police
Speaker 1: didn't even begin searching for her for three days after
Speaker 1: she was reported missing by the family. She was then
Speaker 1: found dead murdered fourteen days after she went missing. So
Speaker 1: she's a perfect example of exactly that that checkpoint you're
Speaker 1: talking about, that access point being like the fucking obstruction
Speaker 1: that keeps people from number one, being able to get
Speaker 1: their kid back. But in theory, if I'm the government
Speaker 1: I say, I'll create a checkpoint that makes it so
Speaker 1: that even if they do want their fucking kid back,
Speaker 1: it's harder for them to track them. And by then
Speaker 1: we can already brush their hair too hard or whatever.
Speaker 1: Right because the first forty eight right, I mean, that's
Speaker 1: real as far as in time, as far as reaction time.
Speaker 1: So it's like it does this is crazy. It I
Speaker 1: hate that I'm even saying this. It does make sense
Speaker 1: that they would provide like a barrier to enter your
Speaker 1: kid into that system if they were trying to take
Speaker 1: that extra time to brush there, and then you see,
Speaker 1: that's what happened. That's what happened. That's probably what happened
Speaker 1: with her. Right, they create they tried to do the
Speaker 1: thing three days that the government, the cops are like
Speaker 1: before they even you know, started looking, they go, oh ship,
Speaker 1: they all know us. So then they try to clean
Speaker 1: up their tracks and they do some foul ship like that.
Speaker 1: But what I I mean, I am Listen, I love
Speaker 1: conspiracies just as much as you do. What have you
Speaker 1: hated him? He's just phoning it in at this point.
Speaker 1: I when I have a problem with this is the
Speaker 1: governments like the government to kidnap. It's one thing. It's
Speaker 1: one thing to like if if this conspiracy was like
Speaker 1: the government takes kids who have been to reform school, right,
Speaker 1: like the government takes Juvi's Juvie kids and bratinwashes there
Speaker 1: that I can get behind. I don't think they're hopping
Speaker 1: out of vans. Ooga booga booga, get scaring these kids.
Speaker 1: I don't know why boogoog is so racist, but it is.
Speaker 1: It is deeply racist. Does anybody else feel that way? Oh,
Speaker 1: that's violently racist. That's if somebody says, you're a kid,
Speaker 1: you're scaring him? What You're scaring him for the future
Speaker 1: of America? Not not because it's spooky. Guys are Well,
Speaker 1: here's what I'll say to your big you're you're you're
Speaker 1: sort of big question because that that is sort of
Speaker 1: the question I was struggling with, right is like, yes,
Speaker 1: I can agree that this is odd that that would
Speaker 1: create so many barriers to be able to protect a
Speaker 1: child from being kidnapped, But why then does the government
Speaker 1: need these these stolen black babies in the first place.
Speaker 1: And before Stephen introduced his his very riveting, very important
Speaker 1: take on on the potential brainwashing that's happening. One of
Speaker 1: the things that I thought about is like the the
Speaker 1: endless amounts of examples we have of just random experimentation
Speaker 1: that the government has done on its people's for generations.
Speaker 1: It's not as if that's a new premise, right right, right,
Speaker 1: like obviously, and you guys know this. The Tuskegee experiments
Speaker 1: are a perfect example. They have these guys who have
Speaker 1: tested positive for syphilists. They convince them that hey, uh,
Speaker 1: we'll give you a treatment for said syphilists, and then
Speaker 1: they don't. They give them like placebo and then go,
Speaker 1: let's see you go crazy, bitch, and and they do.
Speaker 1: That's a great example of them sort of like at
Speaker 1: least taking advantage of a group of people. But then
Speaker 1: there are tons of examples of them literally infecting people
Speaker 1: with various diseases, viruses, quote unquote treatments, all with the
Speaker 1: intention of just testing the motherfucker's There's an example, uh,
Speaker 1: they were giving syphilists to prisoners, and Guatemala at one
Speaker 1: point they gave hepatitis to mental patients. And there is
Speaker 1: even examples of people being injected with cancer cells because
Speaker 1: chronically ill, like they were intentionally giving chronically ill patients
Speaker 1: cancer selves. That's a way of seeing what the funk happens?
Speaker 1: Are you smiling giving these facts? It's it's just the
Speaker 1: game in your eyes. I think does something for me.
Speaker 1: And I'll talk to somebody someday about that. That is
Speaker 1: for me. But hey, don't you gotta make sure who
Speaker 1: you're talking to though? That ship is that ship is
Speaker 1: real legs. Yeah, I know it's not good on the inside,
Speaker 1: the dog, and I apologize for letting a little bit
Speaker 1: of that seep out. You know, I'm trying to be
Speaker 1: I'm over here trying to be Patrick Bateman, and you
Speaker 1: caught me. I see you, alright, hands up, you go.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, have to speak to the lurking darkness behind
Speaker 1: Langston's eyes. I I don't know, man. I think it's
Speaker 1: like I think the government is definitely This is where
Speaker 1: I land on this conspiracy right. I believe that the
Speaker 1: government is definitely proactive at some point in these types
Speaker 1: of things. I think it may be a little more
Speaker 1: convoluted than just hopping out of vans, snatching a kid
Speaker 1: and running away, you know what I mean. I feel
Speaker 1: like the kid would somehow have to have been bought
Speaker 1: into the institution some way, whether it be via incarceration
Speaker 1: or like like if you were like, oh, they're doing
Speaker 1: it via the public schools, like the reverse activator. That
Speaker 1: makes sense to me. But just like straight up steal
Speaker 1: Team six go into a neighborhood and grab a kid,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that that's that's that's my
Speaker 1: that's my landing point. Okay, Oh so Stephen, you agree
Speaker 1: that this isn't Yeah, this isn't. They and territory these
Speaker 1: are They come in subtly. I never said they jumping
Speaker 1: out of windows and jumping out of van and snatching
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? None of that ship. It's
Speaker 1: all subtle, you know what I mean? The corn kid
Speaker 1: if you if you watch now, even with the corn kid,
Speaker 1: they go, you know, they go to different places, trying
Speaker 1: different types of corn. Hey try this? Do you like this?
Speaker 1: And then he's like, I don't know if I like
Speaker 1: that all that ship that they're getting the man to
Speaker 1: try mm hmm wait is that what they're doing it?
Speaker 1: You ain't but no, I'm not up on it. He's
Speaker 1: a national tour right now, going from like fair to fair,
Speaker 1: eating various uh corns and corn being like food. When
Speaker 1: I did that they called it a hobby. But all right,
Speaker 1: you had to be with the right representation gonna make
Speaker 1: any money. Yeah, what are you with? W and me?
Speaker 1: The government? The government to rep you to get that
Speaker 1: called me a dreamer and said it would never work
Speaker 1: a cross across corn tour. But telling you where his
Speaker 1: parents though, that is the question we have to ask
Speaker 1: with the corn boy, And that's my biggest worry right
Speaker 1: now is who So here's And this is the thought
Speaker 1: I had, and I like where you guys are heading
Speaker 1: and that this isn't just like guerrilla style kidnapping, right
Speaker 1: because the thought that I felt myself having, and this
Speaker 1: is something I've argued on the podcast a few times before,
Speaker 1: is I don't respect the government enough to believe that
Speaker 1: they are like these these beautiful masterminds who can just
Speaker 1: like easily trap a motherfucker. But in researching this ship,
Speaker 1: human trafficking is a one hundred and fifty billion dollar
Speaker 1: industries right. Major money is being transferred from person to
Speaker 1: person by trading fucking people. And so if I'm the
Speaker 1: government and I happened to, like, you know, get a
Speaker 1: kid back that the parents didn't were looking for or
Speaker 1: had lost hope, on, I ain't gonna return the motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Maybe I do a couple of experiments and and see
Speaker 1: if you can in check some corns syndrome in the
Speaker 1: in the baby, and then maybe I give them back
Speaker 1: or I don't. But there's all kinds of games that
Speaker 1: can be played with surplus babies that are sitting around
Speaker 1: more than them seriously being like, we will steal them,
Speaker 1: we will run experiments. Less of a proactive thing, more
Speaker 1: of a if you're gonna if they're gonna fall into
Speaker 1: my lap, I'm gonna take the Come on, man, if
Speaker 1: you fly the wallet on the street, you take the
Speaker 1: cash out, then you call the people that the US. Now, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you because this is how it happens, right,
Speaker 1: you understand why they overturned rov away and whoa now
Speaker 1: listen now now and they're trying to force people to
Speaker 1: have these kids. And then you saw on the news
Speaker 1: and online and artist, if you don't want that baby,
Speaker 1: you have white people going just I'll take it. I'll
Speaker 1: take it. I don't know if y'all saw this online,
Speaker 1: they go, I'll adopt the baby. I'll adopt the baby. Experiments.
Speaker 1: Oh whoa that day when that's the most reasonable ship
Speaker 1: you've said all our When you started that argument, I
Speaker 1: was like, this nigg is out of his mind. And
Speaker 1: when he finished that argument, I was like, this might
Speaker 1: be the most brilliant man I've ever come across in history.
Speaker 1: I think that's there's there's something to it there. I mean,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. That doesn't make sense. They know people
Speaker 1: are gonna have babies, and then it's like, oh, they're
Speaker 1: not gonna I don't know what happens to a baby
Speaker 1: after it gets adopted. Who's checking on that? Nobody? And
Speaker 1: that's the mess up thing with all things that we
Speaker 1: quote unquote own bring into the world, whatever the funk
Speaker 1: it is. If no one claims it, the government gets it.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. If if you if you're
Speaker 1: you die in your house and you don't have any
Speaker 1: family to come and step up as owners of that
Speaker 1: new home, the government takes over. And so principally the
Speaker 1: same would probably be true with some loose little baby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're collecting loose babies. That's what they're planning on. Man,
Speaker 1: they're planning on. They're planning something. Yeah. I don't know
Speaker 1: what kind of ship they're doing now, but be ready
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. How do I prepare for this question? What? What?
Speaker 1: What gott of training do I need to go into
Speaker 1: to be ready for this? Yeah? What can someone who's
Speaker 1: not as fast as you do? To keep in mind,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty fast with my shoes. I'll never try to barefoot,
Speaker 1: do you tell me? Well? Look, so what I do
Speaker 1: every morning I wake up? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I drink my water. You know what I mean. I
Speaker 1: have some little doctor Seti's you know, me herbs and
Speaker 1: ship you No, no, I don't do that ship. But
Speaker 1: for real, man, you just gotta keep your head on
Speaker 1: the swivel. Stay, you know, trying to do better. Look around.
Speaker 1: If you see a black baby, say something, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Black babies? What a black baby? Say something? Man,
Speaker 1: it's the black baby over there. Make sure make sure
Speaker 1: the baby is cool. Make sure you see the parents.
Speaker 1: If you see a black baby with a white uh parents,
Speaker 1: make no see see what's up? Trying to you know,
Speaker 1: and make sure they know that baby. Make sure they know.
Speaker 1: If they don't, you know what I mean, if they
Speaker 1: don't know nothing about that baby like that, they might
Speaker 1: be experiment on them. You know. If they don't. The
Speaker 1: white people don't know that black baby. I'm I'm you
Speaker 1: heard it here, I'm giving you. I say take it. Take.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna do is walk up to white families
Speaker 1: with black childrenma to say what was his middle name?
Speaker 1: And if they don't know, I'm snatching that baby. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And here's the thing. A lot of people don't realize this,
Speaker 1: but if you take a black baby, much like you
Speaker 1: can drop a white baby off at the firehouse, you
Speaker 1: can drop it off at a foot lockers. Someone will
Speaker 1: come to foot locker, rib shack. We have save Haven's.
Speaker 1: A nice man in a in a Reverie shirt is
Speaker 1: gonna come and he'll raise that baby. He'll raise it poorly,
Speaker 1: but stay in the community. And that's what we need
Speaker 1: numbers for the revolution because it's all of That's what
Speaker 1: it's coming down to. They're trying to train. And you
Speaker 1: think the corn kid is gonna be fighting for the
Speaker 1: US and the revolution. I will say that that and
Speaker 1: for let me say that, what a cute fucking kid.
Speaker 1: I think we can all agree it's very it's very cute,
Speaker 1: and and I love the little remix that they did
Speaker 1: and that they're probably not paying the boy for But
Speaker 1: what disturbs me, what makes me nervous, is any time
Speaker 1: a black child gets this level of white affirmation this
Speaker 1: early on, it shifts their person into u one that
Speaker 1: seeks that into adulthood in a way that makes me
Speaker 1: real uncomfortable, Like it feels like you're raised eventually raising
Speaker 1: a real fucked up individual or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's also like whenever the black kid gets that level
Speaker 1: of validation, there is a level of not checking up
Speaker 1: to see what the story is, I e. That little
Speaker 1: boy who was crying with the cock, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like there's a there's a level of like, oh,
Speaker 1: he gets all this acceptance, so nobody's asking me, Oh,
Speaker 1: what's really going on? And I don't. I don't know
Speaker 1: core and kids, parents or grandma or the strange circus
Speaker 1: folk that seemed to have raised him. But but no,
Speaker 1: I think that's right that like we're we're moving into
Speaker 1: dangerous territory. It could be Jesse Smilette, could be fucking
Speaker 1: it could be goddamn like Orlando Brown. Do you know, Like, No,
Speaker 1: I got nothing but love for for for the longest,
Speaker 1: for being like this adorable little black baby on stuff
Speaker 1: and then now you know he's saying he sucked wowsies. Yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: I have a question, and this is this it this
Speaker 1: could be easily looked up. I was just thinking about this.
Speaker 1: Do you remember you are you guys? Family matters for
Speaker 1: you guys. Family, of course we were, or at least
Speaker 1: sound you're from Chicago though, So yeah, they play that
Speaker 1: on the loudspeaker over the city every month. I won't
Speaker 1: pick up the paper if that music is not playing.
Speaker 1: It was Orlando Brown three J. Do you remember three K?
Speaker 1: He was three J. I'm pretty sure he was three J.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but let's find out. Let's find out together,
Speaker 1: because that because I'm very anti Yes he was. You're
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. That was Orlando Brown. I knew it
Speaker 1: from the from the Bad Little Nigga back then too.
Speaker 1: In the in the show, he was in everything. He
Speaker 1: was in Uh he was in a major pain. He
Speaker 1: was in pain. He was in uh. Yeah, well that's
Speaker 1: a raven is I think his biggest yeah, the biggest ship.
Speaker 1: But he was in every goddamn movie for a long
Speaker 1: time Jamie Fox Show. I believe he did. You're so right, though,
Speaker 1: you can't give that level of validation to a kid.
Speaker 1: Because corn, kid, he's never going to be better than
Speaker 1: that for you. He can't do. It's literally it's all
Speaker 1: based on a speech impediment. That's the spies. It's also
Speaker 1: based on his love for produce. Sure, but like there
Speaker 1: were other kids out there that day that love corn.
Speaker 1: But the speech impediment is what made him. You think
Speaker 1: if he didn't some corn, you think it wouldn't happen.
Speaker 1: If I think if there was some kid out there
Speaker 1: being like I I enjoy a good corn, they would
Speaker 1: be like, get your weird ass out of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when it came out, how we come out of right
Speaker 1: like you should have. You know what I mean? All that?
Speaker 1: Get that corn out of face, nigger, corn, I'll taste you,
Speaker 1: you little piece of out of here. We're trying to
Speaker 1: film a fun show like John One from my day
Speaker 1: with a hot piping play the corner. I didn't never
Speaker 1: eat corn on purpose? You ever eat corn on purpose? No,
Speaker 1: you don't eat corn on purpose. You eating because you're
Speaker 1: going too fast And it was next to the ribs. Nigger.
Speaker 1: That's the only way you eat corn, moving too fast.
Speaker 1: Some vegetables in your life. Nah man, you gotta you
Speaker 1: gotta try vegetable, big dog. And I know corn is
Speaker 1: not technically one, but it's it's the it seems like
Speaker 1: it will be a good transition for you baby, putting
Speaker 1: that stuff. They put stuff in the vegetables. But that's
Speaker 1: probably I mean my worry is he as fast as hell?
Speaker 1: So it is working right, the anti corn position, he said,
Speaker 1: it is probably correct. It's doing pretty good. Doctor was like, yo,
Speaker 1: your cholesterol is kind of high. You know why they're
Speaker 1: trying to get me on them damn experiment Hills. I said, nigga,
Speaker 1: and he was like, Stephen, it's a mighty multi vide man.
Speaker 1: You just need zinc. I was like, I'm on to
Speaker 1: your doctor. I'm on to you. I just work out.
Speaker 1: I'll be good. Hey man, die young stay who you
Speaker 1: know sh that's what happened with dupac alright, I can
Speaker 1: see that. I can see well. I think we did it. Boys,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know that we we have any
Speaker 1: other other things to unpack here. I think we nailed it. Stephen.
Speaker 1: Could you tell the people at home where they can
Speaker 1: find you and what cool ship you have going on? Uh? Yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: I'll be in the streets talking to the people making
Speaker 1: sure they know to look out for corn Kid and
Speaker 1: all the other stuff. Uh now, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what he Oh I'll do. I'm doing um altercation fest
Speaker 1: in Austin, headlining with like I don't know, like a
Speaker 1: Wednesday or some ship. Some ship y'all look it up,
Speaker 1: is y'all. I don't know man that ship. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: find me online and stuff you want. Send me some
Speaker 1: money if you want, that's cool. Send the man some money.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my kid back. He's trying to
Speaker 1: get his corn Kid back. What if that was my
Speaker 1: kid and I just came on here, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: lie if you went and you were like, yo, I'm
Speaker 1: corn Kids Dad, I wouldn't be like you goddamn liar.
Speaker 1: Secretly corn Kids Daddy, they got my baby. You gotta
Speaker 1: start telling people your corn Kids Daddy. Like free you
Speaker 1: get free breakfast, sandwiches at least. Yeah, you get every
Speaker 1: free thing that the cop gets. For sure if you yeah,
Speaker 1: coffee and they'll say thank you for your service. Uh
Speaker 1: they sure will because they know. But yeah, man, I'm online.
Speaker 1: I'm I think altercations. What like some of the big
Speaker 1: shot I got coming up otherwise you know you catched
Speaker 1: me the club. Hell yeah, dog Stephen at a show
Speaker 1: at a club, whatever, boy, because you tell the people
Speaker 1: where they can find you. Cool guy jokes eighty seven
Speaker 1: on Instagram. But you can find me in uh oh
Speaker 1: Faded Comedy Denver in October one headliner Jordan Temple. Buy
Speaker 1: tickets to that. I'm headlining the Denver Comedy Works November
Speaker 1: December fourth. I'm gonna be at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon.
Speaker 1: In December three, I'm going to be at the Crocodile
Speaker 1: in Portland, Oregon, and then I have some other stuff
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