Speaker 1: Welcome back to Stephen A. Smith show here with my
Speaker 1: knucklehead and nephew Josh. Just sit there, don't say anything.
Speaker 1: I'll handle the tweets to myself because we're gonna get.
Speaker 2: To the callers afterwards.
Speaker 1: You don't need to speak on the tweets, right, Just
Speaker 1: be quiet with the glasses that you stole from me,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 2: And that hat? What the hell does that hat say? Anyway?
Speaker 2: You can't do epic shit with basic people. Who made
Speaker 2: that hat for you? I know it wasn't you, but
Speaker 2: I got you know I got merch. Let's get to
Speaker 2: the tweets.
Speaker 1: Please show me tweets At NBA World twenty four, right, Stephen,
Speaker 1: are you're playing prime Lebron one verse one on one.
Speaker 1: You start off with a ninety nine to league first
Speaker 1: of one hundred wins?
Speaker 2: Do you want to lose? I win? He got excuse me.
Speaker 1: Whether it's fifty shots by two points, or it is
Speaker 1: one hundred shots by one point, or is thirty three
Speaker 1: to thirty five shots by three points, I win. All
Speaker 1: I gotta make is one shot one. I'm winning. I'm winning. Yes,
Speaker 1: Steven A. Smith would beat Lebron James to a game
Speaker 1: of one hundred. If he spotted me ninety nine. Now,
Speaker 1: if he spotted me ninety, i'd lose. If he spotted
Speaker 1: me eighty, I'd lose. If he spotted me seventy or
Speaker 1: anything less.
Speaker 2: I'd lose. But one basket.
Speaker 1: I gotta make one basket and he has to make
Speaker 1: forty to fifty. I'm winning that matchup one shot. I'm
Speaker 1: beating Lebron.
Speaker 2: What is it loses bull? Huh? Is it loses bull? No?
Speaker 1: No, I'm thinking no, no, no, I'm saying if he scores
Speaker 1: and he keeps the ball, no, no, no, he'd beat me.
Speaker 2: But because I couldn't stop him at all.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is chances to get two points exactly,
Speaker 1: I'm the forty chances to get a basket.
Speaker 2: Me getting forty chances to get a basket.
Speaker 1: I'm winning me. He scores, I get the ball back.
Speaker 1: I'm winning that game. All I need is one basket.
Speaker 1: He got forty. I'm winning that game. I'm winning that game.
Speaker 2: Lebron is six eight, and I don't give it that. No,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Maybe I get a shot on Jordan, too, shot on Jordan, just.
Speaker 2: One, just one one out of forty. Okay, that's all.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to say one out of forty?
Speaker 1: Could I make one out of forty shots?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I can today Now I don't give it damn when
Speaker 1: it is, I don't give it dam when I was
Speaker 1: in a wheelchair. I'm making one of forty shots with Lebron.
Speaker 2: Go to you with Lebron? Got one of forty? Yes?
Speaker 2: Next tweet, what's up at.
Speaker 1: Reformed Gambler Rights or that gambler that that AE is
Speaker 1: a three instead, says stephen A. My homeboy got fired
Speaker 1: from his fry cook job for doing this to the letters.
Speaker 1: Now he wants me to put in a good word
Speaker 1: for him at my job, but I'm afraid he might
Speaker 1: be up to no good again and get me and
Speaker 1: him both fired. Help a brother, Hell no, your recommendations
Speaker 1: are everything.
Speaker 2: Somebody gonna sit up there.
Speaker 1: You get him a job, and they gonna step their
Speaker 1: foot and stomp on letters. And he got him fired,
Speaker 1: And did you gonna help him get another job? Did
Speaker 1: he think about you when he was stomping on the
Speaker 1: letters the first time? Hell no, leave his ass out
Speaker 1: of there. Let him find his own way. Sometimes it's
Speaker 1: got to be tough love, it's got to be tough love.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Remember I've knocked his knucklehead upside the head a few
Speaker 1: times because that's how he can be. Next tweet, show
Speaker 1: me what you got at Ben's two four three eight rights.
Speaker 1: If you had any other job, what would it be?
Speaker 1: Well me personally, man, I mean it'd be one of
Speaker 1: two things. I'd be a criminal lawyer, all right, Or
Speaker 1: I'd be a president of basketball Operation Criminal Waller.
Speaker 2: Would you be defending criminals or locking them up? Either?
Speaker 2: Or I'm gonna be great.
Speaker 1: You put me in front ofature of jurors, and my
Speaker 1: job is to convince them to see my way. If
Speaker 1: I'm a prosecutor, they ass going to jail. If I'm
Speaker 1: a defense attorney, I'm gonna get them off. I prosecutor
Speaker 1: would be easier for me, though I'll admit that it
Speaker 1: would be far easier for me to prosecute.
Speaker 2: Hmm, that's what I think. What are you trying to say?
Speaker 2: And I don't know prosecutors and people on that side.
Speaker 2: If I was prosecuting somebody, how good would I be?
Speaker 2: Tell the truth? It depends on how guilty they are.
Speaker 2: You ain't gonna break no, I'll make them look guilty,
Speaker 2: make them look guilty of that.
Speaker 1: Ain't need something to be I'm just saying I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be proud of it. But I'm just talking about the
Speaker 1: principle of me being a good Prosecutor's all I'm trying
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that i'd be one of the best.
Speaker 1: I'd beat Johnny cockranj trial.
Speaker 2: He beating Cochran. This is gold and everything. Listen, if
Speaker 2: if I I were a lawyer.
Speaker 1: I'm not a lawyer, but if I were a lawyer,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I would have beat Johnny Cochran with
Speaker 1: the evidence that OJ had against him, I would beat
Speaker 1: Lebron James. If you're telling me all I need is
Speaker 1: one shot and he has to take fifty in order
Speaker 1: to beat.
Speaker 2: Me, I would, and I get the ball back. I
Speaker 2: would make one shot, one, just one.
Speaker 1: I think Lebron is so motivated by you and all
Speaker 1: your members that he definitely make an example.
Speaker 2: Sure that, right, Bron, he probably hurt me, That's what
Speaker 2: he probably do. I wouldn't make it to the error
Speaker 2: hurt you.
Speaker 1: I don't say the players are soft. I say the
Speaker 1: game is softer because of how it's called.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to.
Speaker 1: Imply that the players are soft and man Child's I'm
Speaker 1: saying that the way the game is called, I mean,
Speaker 1: you could get called for foul for passing gas. It's ridiculous,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. The game has been called tighter,
Speaker 1: and that's the problem.
Speaker 2: Last tweet right here? Let me see here, all right,
Speaker 2: I got to read this. Man, what is this at?
Speaker 2: Cody Spunker? Right? What's your opinion on Live Morgan? What
Speaker 2: about her? I mean she I right? You know, I
Speaker 2: mean she?
Speaker 1: I mean I can't tell from that particular photo she's
Speaker 1: you know, she looks like a cutie, you know she
Speaker 1: I ain't we agree on.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they was looking for.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know. I don't know what kind
Speaker 1: of picture is that? You know, what kind of picture
Speaker 1: is that? As far as I'm concerned, I mean, show
Speaker 1: me the one of the only fans girl that got
Speaker 1: four point seven millions for from a dude.
Speaker 2: Without giving up anything.
Speaker 1: Show that picture before you show Lived Morgan, that picture
Speaker 1: of little Morgan.
Speaker 2: I don't see anything, you know, showing me anything. She's
Speaker 2: a cutie, Okay, that's just me. He's wearing a belt,
Speaker 2: She's wearing a belt. Really that's supposed to move a man.
Speaker 2: I guess, is that what we're supposed to say? I
Speaker 2: guess what I guess. Never mind, I ain't gonna try
Speaker 2: to patch. If there was a better pitch, they would
Speaker 2: have had it. H m hm