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Speaker 1: What would you do with the elephant? Asking that question

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Speaker 1: who's your favorite? I mean, I'm I'll be honest through

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Speaker 1: That's mama joke. That is a good one. Is the

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Speaker 1: so well, you're your mama's They can't take it personally. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: All right, who we'll play a song and then wait

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Speaker 1: He chose your mama jokes. That's why we started like that.

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Speaker 1: because I won Freestyle Friday last week? Did you guys

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Speaker 1: going to SoundCloud? Now I do. It's blush oh capital

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Speaker 1: we're rapping about your mama, Your mama, Yo, mama, Yo mama,

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Speaker 1: You ready? Yes? I'm ready do with the your mama jokes. Remember,

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Speaker 1: we got to look away, we got turn around, Jason,

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Speaker 1: let's do it. Evan h. Your mama's so nasty. She

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Speaker 1: two things in common. Forty year old version, and she's

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Speaker 1: still making you ramen. Your mom's so old and living

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Speaker 1: jubil You have no idea how much I want to

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Speaker 1: that's a true statement. Why do you think you weren't

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Speaker 1: and damn yeah yeah, very truthful. And I'm not talking

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Speaker 1: thing that was just uncalled for. He yeah, forty year

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Speaker 1: about that? That was nasty? Think I'm nasty? Well, you

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Speaker 1: wanted to fought in someone's face, my mom's face, though

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Speaker 1: she kind of deserves it. Alex has never my mom.

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Speaker 1: Alex and I are married. If you didn't know that,

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Speaker 1: just so I could see if you would actually pink. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you go. Even't are you ready? So ready? No more sucking? Ready? Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Even't. Alex your mama she fat like

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Speaker 1: a panna jubil your mama. She should have swallowed. Alex

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Speaker 1: the opposite of a scala. Alex your mama, for a

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Speaker 1: dollar jubil Your mama big is like Obama both your

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Speaker 1: some of your own new soft drink called Suck no More.

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Speaker 1: Come back and try it again. Um, all right, it's

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Speaker 1: give yourself an intro because you won last week. That's right,

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Speaker 1: when you win free Soft Friday, you get the big

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Speaker 1: You guys remember just go okay, you super show Free

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Speaker 1: South Friday. Every single Friday. You give us random stopping

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Speaker 1: Last week, Jubil came out of the gate with a

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Speaker 1: hot verse of Bob Potatoes and he was the winner

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Speaker 1: this week's championships. That's why he's coming to the Mike

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Speaker 1: I know, yeah, this up? Oh here we go. Okay,

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Speaker 1: good this week so far? Yeah that good? Jason, Who

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'll take my victory lap now. Thanks Jason,

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Speaker 1: seven times. Kay By, You're welcome. Joe did you got

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Speaker 1: see that? That was crazy? Two Weeks to the Bow

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Speaker 1: The Freestyle Friday. It's a Jewel Show, The Jewil Show

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Speaker 1: on Demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. It's time for your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Remember text in four one oh six one.

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Speaker 1: now to tell us a dirty secret. Casper the Friendly Ghost.

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Speaker 1: Oh defindly, yeah, Hey Casper, how are you? Hey? Guys?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm so self conscious. Boo just say boo boo.

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Speaker 1: Ooh yeah, that was scary. Um, all right, Casper the

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Speaker 1: friendly Ghost, you have a dirty little secret to tell us? Yeah? Um, So,

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, I think that nobody really knows that though

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Speaker 1: is a little bit different, right, Okay. Um. And the

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Speaker 1: thing with that is like I don't know why I

418
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 1: did this, but like I lie about any like tiniest

419
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 1: little things, like I just make things up for no reason.

420
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: Like if, for example, let's say a friend says that

421
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, like she likes some show or a

422
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 1: movie or something, and you know, asked me if I've

423
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 1: seen it. I'm just for whatever reason, I'm like even

424
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: if I haven't seen it, I'll be like, yeah, it's

425
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,640
Speaker 1: the best thing ever. I haven'tually done that in the house.

426
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,000
Speaker 1: If you guys, I've done it, but not on purpose.

427
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,360
Speaker 1: Like somebody's been like, hey, have you seen the movie?

428
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 1: And then I was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh

429
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: it's like that scene in whatever, and I'm like, I don't,

430
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that movie. Why don't I just tell

431
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 1: my son that movie? It's weird. It's more of a reflex. Yeah,

432
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 1: but you'd actually do it on purpose? Well, I mean, yeah,

433
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,600
Speaker 1: it is, but it's like it just feels it's like

434
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,320
Speaker 1: compulsive almost, like I can't not do it, Like I'm

435
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 1: it's so ridicuous. I know it's crazy, but I don't

436
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 1: know why. I don't know if it's could be included somehow,

437
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,680
Speaker 1: but I just I do know that I do it,

438
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 1: and it's kind of a barring. I can't think of

439
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: it right now. I think there's a term for that

440
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 1: kind of a liar, a you know, where someone just

441
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:24,640
Speaker 1: complies pathological pathological. I think you might be a pathological liar.

442
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 1: Pathological pathological liars they lie a lot, but what happens

443
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: with them is they don't remember what's a lie? What's not?

444
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 1: That's true? Oh? So they get mixed up in the

445
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: truth and the lie. Yeah, and they lie so much

446
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 1: that they start to believe their own lives. But I

447
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 1: don't lie about like, I'm not like I won't cheat

448
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 1: on you know what I mean. Like, I'm not just

449
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,959
Speaker 1: like cheating on people or like telling people that they

450
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,159
Speaker 1: don't like the boss said this about you, Like, I'm

451
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,440
Speaker 1: not you know what I mean, like trying to start

452
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: trouble or anything. It's just when I when it comes

453
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 1: time to like be part of the conversation, I just

454
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,959
Speaker 1: don't know how to be like, Yeah, no, I've never

455
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 1: done hold on, guys, I mean, how do we know

456
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 1: that this isn't a lie? Yeah? Gotcha. I consider every

457
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: journalist secret could be a lie. It's true, this could

458
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 1: all be a lie. Have you ever seen the movie

459
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:19,679
Speaker 1: of Bronx Tale? Yeah? Um, well, so you're not actually

460
00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: lying where it could really hurt anybody. You just lie

461
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,959
Speaker 1: to be part of conversations, I guess. Yeah. I mean

462
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 1: I don't think I've heard anybody with that, so at

463
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: least it's homeless in a way. Yeah. Have you ever

464
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: been caught in a lie by one of your friends.

465
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 1: Oh um, I mean, yeah, I was not caught like

466
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 1: I've been questioned in a lie. But like I'll just

467
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 1: you know, deny to night to I Yeah, sounds like

468
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: my ex. Well, thanks for telling us your dirty little

469
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 1: secret even the week, believe it. Enjoy the rest of

470
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 1: your lying and thank you. I'm appreciate you listening to

471
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah, I listened every day all the time.

472
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: Thank you for doing What's your Dirty Little Secret? The

473
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand? The absolutely weirdest neighbors I have

474
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: ever lived next to you in my life. Okay, well

475
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: hold on before you start telling us we were talking

476
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 1: to you off there. It's the Jewels Show. I have

477
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,439
Speaker 1: to let people know that. But we're on the air now.

478
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: I just figured I just come right on with your

479
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,760
Speaker 1: phone call. Sorry, because you're starting to tell us about

480
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: your weird neighbor, because you never know who lives next

481
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: to you. I mean, even if you know him, you

482
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 1: still really don't know him. And that's true. And Jeff

483
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 1: is on the phone right now because he called up

484
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 1: to tell us about his crazy neighbors and apparently he

485
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 1: thinks he has the craziest one. What are your neighbors

486
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 1: do that's so weird. Okay, So like the guy is

487
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: really nice. The thing is is he's really really nice.

488
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 1: Maybe a little bit us but that's what they say

489
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 1: about serial killers on the news. There, I don't know,

490
00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 1: kind of kept to themselves. So it's really nice, really quiet,

491
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: never expect it was smiled and waved. But this guy

492
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: I would live right next to me, very quiet, but

493
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: at all hours of the night there would be people

494
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: showing up constantly to his house in animal costumes. I mean,

495
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: what an animal costume? Big animal costumes kind of like

496
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: a like a mascot costumes that like all animals. Right,

497
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 1: I don't care what they do, that's their own business man.

498
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: But it still is kind of odd when you have

499
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: people coming and leaving at all times of the night

500
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:39,720
Speaker 1: in animal costumes. The party. Yes, they're definitely having a

501
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 1: good time whatever they're doing. I mean, it's a free country.

502
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: I don't judge. The last time that I saw it

503
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: really kind of getting out of hand was I'm gonna

504
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: say it was like two two thirty in the morning.

505
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 1: Guy parks his car in front of the garage and

506
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 1: I saw a fox and a rabbit making out on

507
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 1: top of his car. Dude that doesn't sound like a

508
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 1: weird neighbor. That sounds like a neighbor house. I'd like

509
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: to be invided have many animal costumes. I bet when

510
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 1: it's Halloween time you really have to be careful what

511
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 1: kind of costume you choose to go out of the house.

512
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:21,560
Speaker 1: And definitely no animal costumes. Remember, I'd rather live next

513
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: to that guy than our neighbors or in our neighborhood.

514
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 1: Alex and I are mayor by the way, if he

515
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: didn't know that, And I would rather have a fun

516
00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 1: loving guy that likes to bring his friends over and

517
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,480
Speaker 1: have whatever kind of parties they have in animal costumes

518
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 1: than living by the freeway where we live, where stuff

519
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 1: gets stolen off our porch all the time and there's

520
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: constantly methodics living outside of our house and at our house. Yeah,

521
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: all the kinds of stuff. But I think most people

522
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,680
Speaker 1: that live around us think that I'm doing crime. You

523
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: look like you all doing. Our neighbor that lives across

524
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 1: the way definitely thought that the first time you met us. Yeah,

525
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: we were doing a walk through in our new house

526
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: and there was a ring at the doorbell and the

527
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: person who was walking us through opened it and he

528
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 1: was like, oh, are you the new owners? And he

529
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: was like, oh, no, I'm just builder and they're upstairs.

530
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: And then I looked. We looked over the balcony edge

531
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: over the stairs, and there was our new neighbor coming

532
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 1: to meet us. And he looked up and saw Jubil

533
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: covered in tats and throat tattoos and looking all ragged

534
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: because he gets up really early. And then um. He

535
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: really didn't say much besides oh, and let started walking away.

536
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: He started backing up. He started backing up, legit, and

537
00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, wait a minute, wait, hold on, Like, what's

538
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 1: your house is gonna be done being built? Hello? What's

539
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: your name? Hello? Who definitely was worried about his neighbors

540
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: there call us up eighty eight three four three one

541
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: six one text in four one six one. Your neighborhood

542
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: horror story Aubrey, Who, what's up? You have a neighborhood

543
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: horror story? Hi? Yeah, I do. Um, So my neighborhood's

544
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: a little weird. It only has three houses. It's like

545
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: kind of like a cool distect but also not really Okay, Yeah,

546
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: so I my house is in the middle and we

547
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 1: own like an RV and then the house next to us,

548
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,479
Speaker 1: We're pretty sure, or either drug dealers or dru attic

549
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: because the police are always coming. The police are always

550
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: coming there. Yeah, and one time it was probably like

551
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 1: easily like past midnight, like one two in the morning,

552
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 1: and uh, like the police sirens are there. It wakes

553
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: us all up and we like look outside. One of

554
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: our favorite pastimes is actually just like watching We called

555
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 1: the crackheads just like be dumb and they're like they're

556
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 1: fighting or you know, doing stupid stuff. Um, but they

557
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 1: like one of them came and hid in our RV

558
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: and so the police like had to come into our

559
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: or come to our door and was like, hey, we

560
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 1: need to check your RV and like and they were

561
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:52,760
Speaker 1: like hiding in r RV. Yeah, because we're really bad

562
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:56,239
Speaker 1: at that, but yeah, through the door and they were

563
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: like hiding in our back like kind of where the

564
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: bathroom of our RV is. I mean that's more on

565
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: you though, if you're living next to crackheads and leaving

566
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: your RV unlocks. Very true. Yeah, I got this text

567
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: in at four one oh six one that says constantly

568
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: here my neighbors being intimate and their loud music and

569
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: loud music and together. That's a killer combo. I had

570
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: some neighbors I used to hear all the time. It

571
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: was hilarious. Oh the stuff doesn't gross me out, it

572
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: just makes me laugh. I just I'm like, don't stop.

573
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 1: We got this text in at four one or six one.

574
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: Our neighbor's dog keeps pooping on our lawn and isn't

575
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: picking it up. Oh that starts wars Neighborhod's right there,

576
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:39,479
Speaker 1: that's the same time, be pissed. Yeah. Yeah, the Jebil

577
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame mornings. It's one. Hello,

578
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: Hello there, my name is Rigo. I'm calling from the

579
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: dating app. I was looking for Vanessa. Yeah, this is

580
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: she can I hoop care And that's you signed up

581
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: for our apple a little while ago to meet some

582
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 1: potential suitors people to date. Yes, okay, cool, Well, I'm

583
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: calling you because I work for the app and I

584
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: unfortunately have to let you know that you have been removed. Wait, like,

585
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you removed me from the apple? Does that

586
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: even mean? Yes, your account's been taken down. You've been

587
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: removed from the dating app. You are no longer on

588
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: our app trying to find love. Yeah, because girl, you

589
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: look so good at how to cancel that broke? Yeah? Okay,

590
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What I was just saying, your profile got

591
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: taken down, so you don't yeh yeah, you were gonna

592
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: say why I don't understand, like I didn't do anything

593
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 1: you look so good. I have somebody breaking protocol brooke protocol.

594
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? That means I'm not allowed

595
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: to take people's profiles down unless they've broken some kind

596
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,680
Speaker 1: of rule. But you broke a rule of being way

597
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: too old for this dating napp and I am your guy? What? Wait?

598
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 1: Wait wait so you're That's what I said. As soon

599
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: as I saw your profile, I was like, wait, wait,

600
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: hold on a second, Hold on a second. I'm gonta

601
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: right protocol, take your profile right off the dating episode.

602
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: Rigo did it because Rigo got to meet you, girl. Okay, No,

603
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: Rego does not got to meet me. Um, that is

604
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: so messed up, Like you don't just decide like I

605
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: get to decide who are dating not you? You know this, right,

606
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 1: that's how dating works nowadays. What I'm saying is I

607
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: had to take your profile down because I realized that

608
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 1: I'm your guy. No, I heard you. I heard that

609
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: what I'm saying is what I'm saying is I want

610
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 1: to talk to a manager or supervisor or something. You

611
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 1: sho't gonna be even working there, Like, are you want

612
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: to tick? Well, it's funny that you say. That's because

613
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: I actually quit my job. You so how you got

614
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: quittning's job? Wait? Yeah, but you don't even work? Oh

615
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: my god, this is terrified. Like you're looking so sexy girl?

616
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: You got me? You got a full quitting his job? Girl,

617
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: I quit my job. I'm employed and I'm an employed

618
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 1: right now, just hoping I can go. There is nothing

619
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: attractive about this man, like I might be homeless. I

620
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: just want to take shelter in your arms. Girl. That's

621
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: how hot you up. That's why I took you off

622
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: the dating app. You gotta meet me, I gotta meet you.

623
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,839
Speaker 1: We gotta meet us. Okay, yeah, I like literally, I'm

624
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,879
Speaker 1: gonna call the cops. So um oh, you gotta evolve

625
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: uniforms in this. I got a uniform. Yeah, I got

626
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: all kinds of uniforms. You got me want to put

627
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: on my police uniform? Who are you? Like? You don't

628
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: have any friends to tell you, like how to behave

629
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: in public? This is not allow you do it. Oh,

630
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 1: Rego knew he was right. You got Rego going crazy

631
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,479
Speaker 1: making valid points like that, Rego don't got no friends

632
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: to tell him. Shouldn't be taking you off with the

633
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: dating app because he wants to date. You. Shouldn't be

634
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: flying out to see you. Shouldn't be flying out to

635
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 1: meet you. Shouldn't be calling your phone. Rigo does have

636
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,040
Speaker 1: some friends. I just slap myself in the face. I

637
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,879
Speaker 1: slapped myself in the face because my own friend, Rego

638
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:43,279
Speaker 1: shouldn't have done that. Rego was bad. Maybe Rigo needs

639
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: to be. I'm gonna need you to stop, like I

640
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: don't want what the dog going on? Now? No? You

641
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: it stopped? Like stop, This is not like a flirty Yes,

642
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: exactly what I'm saying. I'm ready to start. You're ready

643
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,760
Speaker 1: to stop. I'm ready to start. Let's start. You need therapy.

644
00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: Go get therapy. Just go get help. Like this is

645
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 1: not normal. Can you hear that I'm slapping my own face?

646
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: I should have slapped my hand. You can hear that.

647
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,439
Speaker 1: Can you hear that better? I can hear that. Oh okay, cool,

648
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: I screwed that up. I was actually slapped my face,

649
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: which is weird. I should have slapped my hand to

650
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: just make a sound effect, but then I actually slapped

651
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 1: my face. Now my face kind of hurts, and I

652
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 1: don't even think you could hear it on the microphone. Damn, girl,

653
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 1: you got me all off kilt. I am so confused

654
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: right now. You should be, because this is actually Jewel

655
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,840
Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

656
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: and your friend. Your friend because apparently you joined a

657
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 1: new dating app and you're stressing about like meeting someone,

658
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: so she wanted to mess with you. God wait, did

659
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: you actually slap yourself? Yeah? I did, and now my

660
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: cheek hurts and that was really stupid of me. Wake

661
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:53,399
Speaker 1: up every morning with Jebil phone pranks The Jewil Show

662
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: on Demand. First Day follow up. I can't think of

663
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:00,040
Speaker 1: a better way to meet somebody than playing cornhole and

664
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:04,760
Speaker 1: eating processed meats. Okay you know what I mean? No, Okay,

665
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody does. Right now? The first date

666
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,879
Speaker 1: follow up, and Colleen is on the phone because she's

667
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 1: not getting a call back from a dude named Stephen,

668
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: and I guess Colleen met him at a barbecue, Oh

669
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 1: you know, playing some corner was gonna see hot dogs

670
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 1: you know, like the chicken and the pork, the ones

671
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: I have, like all the nasty stuff, not the whole beef. Yes,

672
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 1: and that's where Colleen met the dude she wants to

673
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: call today. What's up, Colleen? How are you? Hi? I'm

674
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: being goods and I just want to say that I

675
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 1: eat processed fake meat. So okay, there you go. So

676
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: you're a vegetarian? Yes, oh all right? Oh sorry, Yeah,

677
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: so you met this dude at a barbecue and were

678
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 1: they actually eating real meat there? And how did you

679
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: stay there? He was not eating me actually as well,

680
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 1: so that was like, hello vegetarian. Yeah, oh okay, well

681
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 1: that's probably how you guys connected. Then it was everybody

682
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: else is over by the grill and you toour in

683
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: the corner, just like look at these idiots. Yeah, all right,

684
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 1: So you met this guy, his name is Stephen, right

685
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,879
Speaker 1: while you are at my brother's barbecue. Oh your brother's barbecue, okay,

686
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: and tell us about how you met him. Well, he

687
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,080
Speaker 1: was standing over there and I noticed his burger looked

688
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 1: a little weird like mine, and I just thought he

689
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 1: was cute and went over and just pointed out that

690
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: we had the same weird burgers. Together. That's an interesting

691
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 1: opening line for a pickup. Lind. Okay, you got a

692
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: weird burger. I got a weird burger. Smash him together.

693
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,760
Speaker 1: I just figured I should ask him out, so I did. Okay,

694
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: how'd that goes? So did he agreed? Okay? Where did

695
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: you guys go for your date? Just like a local bar,

696
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: like like a little pub a couple blocks away for

697
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:50,399
Speaker 1: a happy hour? Right? And I thought it went really low,

698
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: like we just kept chatting and just like he had

699
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: the kindest eye that I've ever seen, and he was

700
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: just so nice and consider it and kind eyes? Kind

701
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 1: do you have you ever dated somebody with unkind eyes?

702
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: What color would that? What are kind eyes? What are

703
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: kind eyes? What does that mean? I tell you, like,

704
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. You look into them and you're just

705
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: like because he's someone you can trust? Oh okay, h

706
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 1: all right? What are you cares about? You? I don't know.

707
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: I date just look the kind Okay. So obviously you're

708
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: like super into this guy, but he's not getting back

709
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: to you. So is there anything you can think that

710
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: maybe it was a bit off about yourself or the

711
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 1: date in general. I've heard people tell me and I've

712
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: I've heard it in recordings if I have always I

713
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: have kind of a weird laugh sometimes, weird laugh sometimes

714
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: that what you said. Yeah, yeah, it's like a well

715
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Yeah, we'll see if you can

716
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: make you laugh somehow at some point. Now it's gonna

717
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: be tough. Now, this is not gonna be funny at all.

718
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 1: Anytime you say you have to try to make somebody laugh,

719
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: so you have a weird laugh, and you think that

720
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 1: that might be the reason that he's not calling you back.

721
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: I mean there was one time where, like, I mean,

722
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: he was really funny and I laughed really loud, and

723
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: then he gave me of like a look like what

724
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 1: was that? What just came out of your mouth? Yeah,

725
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: but I don't think it was enough to ruin a date,

726
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,799
Speaker 1: like a great time that we had, like I hope not. Okay.

727
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: So then when you guys parted ways, how did it end?

728
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 1: Did you guys say you're gonna go out again? Yeah?

729
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: He said he wanted to see me again and that

730
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: he knew some really great vegetarian restaurant. And then we

731
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: kiss actually, oh wow, vegetarian kiss. Yeah? Hey are you

732
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: did you kiss with tongue? Because isn't that technically not

733
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 1: being a vegetarian at that point? Oh? There was? Was

734
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: that the last? Oh no? Yeah, all right, Well I

735
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 1: don't think that didn't sound that weird. I don't know

736
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: how that would be a turn off where a guy

737
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: wouldn't call you back for that, especially if you kissed

738
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: you and said you wanted to go out again. I

739
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: don't know. It was kind of deep though it was

740
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 1: my dad. It sounded like you were about to choke.

741
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:16,279
Speaker 1: There it is again? Okay, well, what is going on?

742
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 1: All right? So maybe he was a little weirded out

743
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 1: by your laugh? Oh no, all right, Well we'll play

744
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: a song and then come back and call him and

745
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: see why he's not getting back to you. Okay, perfect,

746
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: You're welcome. We'll do it right after this. It's a

747
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: jewel show. If you guys like me to start the

748
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: second part of today's first date follow up off with

749
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: a really bad joke. Sure, okay, I do that all

750
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: the time, but this one is really bad. The way

751
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: I thought to intro, this is really bad. So be prepared, Colleen,

752
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: are you on the phone? Be prepared for a horrible joke? Perfect,

753
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: right in the middle of a first date follow up.

754
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 1: Colleen is on the phone and a dude named Stephen

755
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: isn't calling her back. They're both vegetarians, which is really

756
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: weird because obviously Steven has some beef. I liked it.

757
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: He like, okay, test in four one six one, what'd

758
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 1: you think about that? I kind of hate myself for it.

759
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: But Haullen is on the phone and she wants us

760
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: to call a dude named Stephen. She actually met him

761
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 1: at her brother's barbecue. They bonded over the fact that

762
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: they had weird looking burghers as they're vegetarians, and they

763
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: went out for a happy hour, had a great time

764
00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: even end of the night with a kiss, and plans

765
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: to go out later. But he's not calling her back now,

766
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: and she has no idea why. The only thing that

767
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: she can think of is Colleen has kind of a

768
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 1: weird laugh sometimes I can't be it, though I couldn't

769
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: think that could possibly be it. It was a strange laugh.

770
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: It is a weird laugh, calling people have weird laughs, though,

771
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: like she shouldn't judge people because of it. Yeah, Colleen,

772
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:38,000
Speaker 1: as your laugh ever ruined a date for you before? No,

773
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: but it has ruined a funeral. Oh whoa that's a

774
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 1: story for another time. All right, well, I'm gonna dial

775
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: this dude right now and see why he's not calling

776
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: you back. Okay, all right, all right, here we go. Hello,

777
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: I may I speak to see even please? This is

778
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: Hey Stephen. How are you? This is Jewel from the

779
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. It's a radio show also with me as

780
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 1: my hat's wife, Alex Freesh Hey and English Evan. Good morning. Okay, Hey,

781
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: Hi guys? What can I like? Why are you calling? Hey? Sorry?

782
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but what is No? It's fine to ask.

783
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not every day you get a call

784
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 1: from a radio show just being weird with you calling

785
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 1: you today because we do a segment on our show

786
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: called the First Date follow Up. That's where if you

787
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 1: go out on a date with somebody and end up

788
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 1: blowing them off, they can email us to get you

789
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 1: on the phone and find out what happened. And you

790
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:38,360
Speaker 1: recently went on on a date with someone named Colleen.

791
00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:45,240
Speaker 1: How do you know this? Because Okay, because Colleen emailed

792
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 1: us told us how she met you, told us all

793
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 1: about the date, said that even at the end of

794
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: your date, you guys kissed and made plans to go

795
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: out later. And now you're not calling her back, and

796
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 1: she's really confused and she would like to know she

797
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: did something wrong. Oh um, okay, well yeah, just what

798
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: us Just tell her that I'm not interested in going

799
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: out with her. Gun, Oh I'll come. Well, it's just,

800
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: you know, it's just not working out, Like I just

801
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: think it's better that we, you know, do her own thing. Sure. Sure,

802
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: but she emailed us and she wants to know why. Yeah,

803
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 1: so I mean just curious, like what the reason is?

804
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: She says. The only thing she can think of is

805
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 1: that she has kind of a weird laugh sometimes, and

806
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: it might have weirded you out. No, I mean she's

807
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: a nice girl her, she doesn't have a weird laugh. Um.

808
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 1: I'd actually found her laugh, you know, kind of charming.

809
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 1: It was nice. Okay, okay, So why aren't you calling

810
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: her back? Then? Um? All right, yeah I don't. I

811
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: don't really know if I want to tell you guys

812
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,800
Speaker 1: the reason why? Well it sounds bad. Yeah. Is it

813
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 1: something about her? Um? No, not specifically her, No, just

814
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 1: like this just can't work out. So, I mean, guys,

815
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: you know, like man, I liked her a lot, but

816
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 1: it's just not worth getting beat up again. Over this.

817
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: What she beat you up? No? No, no, not her,

818
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: who beat you up? Oh? Man? Who actually her brother

819
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: brother up? Yeah? Oh? You know, well, God, I don't

820
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: know if I s get into this. Um. I've been

821
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,839
Speaker 1: friends with her brother for a really long time. He's

822
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: one of my best friends. Yet you met her at

823
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 1: a barbecue for her brother's barbecue. Okay, she posted a

824
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 1: story of us out together on her Instagram. We on

825
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: our date. So after the date, I'm home and there

826
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: was a knock on the door and I opened the

827
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,160
Speaker 1: door and her brother was right there and he just

828
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 1: punched me in the face. Did you say anything to you? Yeah,

829
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 1: he only said don't ever talk to my sister again,

830
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: and then he left. So, you know, I don't after that.

831
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,080
Speaker 1: I just don't think I could see her again. Wow,

832
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: you don't think Colleen's worth a few punch in the face, Huh?

833
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: I don't. I want to get punched in the face again. Okay,

834
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 1: that's unfortunate because she's actually on the other line listening

835
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you right now. Stephen. Hi,

836
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: Hey Colleen, how's it going. Well, it's not going great.

837
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,360
Speaker 1: I just turn out my brother punched you in the face.

838
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, so we're not probably shouldn't go out again.

839
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: I think he made it pretty clear and he's not

840
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: into this. A fan of this. This is so ridiculous.

841
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,760
Speaker 1: I will grow up like what is he doing meddling

842
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 1: in my life? I can make my own decision. Is

843
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: an older brother? No, he's younger than you. Yeah, he's

844
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,960
Speaker 1: five years younger than me. Oh wow, that is weird.

845
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,399
Speaker 1: I's ever been on the day before and been punched

846
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,439
Speaker 1: in the face right after her, So I definitely wasn't

847
00:45:53,440 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: expecting that. Never. No, never, No, I mean did you

848
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: punch him back? No? I mean I was just so surprised, Like,

849
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:09,320
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't even know what came at me.

850
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: So no, no, right, I mean you're bigger than him.

851
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 1: You could have totally taken him, Like someone needs to

852
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:21,600
Speaker 1: put him in his place. So you want step I

853
00:46:21,719 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 1: want to be at my brother. That was a really

854
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: good date. It was one of the best ones I've

855
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: been on a long time, and I think I think

856
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: we should do it again, Stephen, Do you want to

857
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 1: get punched in the face again? Hey? Would you like

858
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: to go out with Colleen on another date? We'll pay

859
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: for it. Um, you know what, I just want to

860
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: be kind of direct. I know, I think after what

861
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 1: I what I went through, and I've been friends with

862
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 1: her brother forever, I don't think I'm sorry, but I

863
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: just don't want to do this again. Stephen. What if

864
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: we throw in MMA training classes? Yeah? What if I

865
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 1: called my brother and just tell him to back off?

866
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: You know? Um, that's honestly even more embarrassing than getting

867
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: punch All right, well, Stephen, thank you for your time.

868
00:47:10,080 --> 00:47:11,600
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you got punched in the face for

869
00:47:11,680 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 1: going out with Colleen. Probably not as sorry as I am.

870
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm the one you got punched in the face, after all.

871
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: A good point. Well, Colleen, I'm sorry you did not

872
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: get another day with Stephen, but at least you know why.

873
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: Now you know what, Stephen, I'm I'm gonna call you

874
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,439
Speaker 1: because I want to sue you again, and I'm gonna

875
00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:33,959
Speaker 1: figure this out. I don't know. No, No, we're gonna

876
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: go out again. You're gonna go out with me. It's

877
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 1: gonna be fine, Okay, Okay, you're just getting pushed it

878
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,279
Speaker 1: out over the place. He's convinced. All right, Well, I'm

879
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: good luck you guys, thank you. Thanks. Well, you know

880
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: how you started off with a stupid joke. Right, yeah,

881
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna end it with a stupid joke. Okay, all right,

882
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 1: so you know how he's a vegetarian, right yeah, well

883
00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 1: he ate a knuckle sandwich. Very good, Thank you. Jubiles

884
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 1: First Date, follow up The Jubils Show on demand, Jubils

885
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one oh

886
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 1: six by one. Time for your dirty little secret. Remember

887
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: text in four one six one. If you have a

888
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: dirty little secret, you can tell us anything. Whatever it is.

889
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: Nobody will even know it's you because we keep everybody anonymous.

890
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname and on

891
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: the phone right now to tell us a dirty little secret.

892
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:28,280
Speaker 1: Is jelly donut, jelly doughnut, jelly donut? What's up, jelly donut?

893
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: Those are not good jelly donuts. I don't like things

894
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: stuff to my donuts. Okay, I like things stuff to

895
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 1: my donuts. I love things stuff to my donuts. Oh well,

896
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: I don't like jelly as much. Lemon, though, lemon. Put

897
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: lemon in my donut. I'm a happy person. Oh lemon donuts. Yeah,

898
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,240
Speaker 1: I like a lot of lemon stuff to my donut. Anyway,

899
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 1: Jelly donuts on the phone, or we're being rude or

900
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 1: not talking to him directly. Jelly Donut, how are you?

901
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:56,319
Speaker 1: I'm sweet? Get it? Oh wow? I like it? All right?

902
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret. Yeah, I think

903
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 1: there's a good one way in a long time to

904
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: share it. Okay, Well share away, mister jelly Donut. So

905
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: I work at a sandwich shop. Sandwich it's the way

906
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 1: to go. Oh all right, I think you're giving hints

907
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 1: as to the sandwich shop that you work at. I

908
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 1: think we picked up what you put down. Okay, So

909
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: what do you do to people sandwiches? I can only imagine.

910
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: I try to be subtle about it, but if anyone

911
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 1: shows me the slightest bit of rudeness and they've got

912
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: a specificcasion within their sandwich, I tend to accentuate that

913
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:50,000
Speaker 1: ingredient to be a point of I guess you could

914
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 1: say ruining the sandwich. So oh like extra mainaise, Yeah,

915
00:49:57,000 --> 00:50:02,600
Speaker 1: like like mayonnaise, or I would go heavy, heavy, heavy

916
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:06,480
Speaker 1: on the mannaidse and disgusting, pretty light on everything, you

917
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,399
Speaker 1: know what. I used to do the same thing when

918
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: I work in restaurants. Not all the time, do you

919
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 1: how often do you do it, I mean at least

920
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 1: a few times a day, A few times. Well, you've

921
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,600
Speaker 1: been doing it in a while, then you're very I

922
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: can sell jaded with the industry, but I used to

923
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 1: do the same thing. When I get people in there

924
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 1: just like no, that's not enough mayonnaise, it's not enough this.

925
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, fine, we'll see how much

926
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,439
Speaker 1: manonnaise you can actually handle it, and I would pretty

927
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 1: much ruin it exactly and then I would and then

928
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,919
Speaker 1: I was always a jerk too, because then they would

929
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 1: complain right that there's too much mayonnaise, and then I

930
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: would do the whole Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I

931
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 1: said you wanted an extra that's the best too. When

932
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 1: they complain about it, they to the point where they

933
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 1: want me to make them another one. Oh, I make

934
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 1: it exactly the same, just keep doing it no matter what,

935
00:50:56,840 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: and they keep getting hungrier hungrier. So do you I

936
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: don't know, I mean, how many sandwiches are you having

937
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: to remake? Because if I had a mayonnaise sandwich, I

938
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: would be asking for a new one. So I mean,

939
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 1: are you the manager? I'd say, well no, but I

940
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 1: tend to not work with the manager. He comes and goes.

941
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 1: He's not really monitoring us too closely. And I've been

942
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 1: there a while, so you pretty much run that place. Yeah,

943
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: you could say that, all right. You have like a

944
00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: trobably about half of the sandwiches that that get requested

945
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 1: for a redo. Yeah, i'd say out of those, none

946
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 1: of them come back a third time. Almost. You have

947
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,759
Speaker 1: like a super villain cadence about your voice when you're

948
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 1: talking about this kind of makes me happy, get me

949
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: through the day. You kind of feel like a super villain,

950
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: don't you when you're messing up people's food and wasting

951
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: the company's money. Yeah. I guess you could say, I

952
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: do call me Extra Condiment boy because I don't give up.

953
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, thank you for your dirty little secret,

954
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 1: Extra Condiment Boy or Jelly Donut, whatever your name is,

955
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:13,640
Speaker 1: appreciate it. We'll look out for your next movie. Yeah,

956
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:19,719
Speaker 1: all right, what's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show

957
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:24,640
Speaker 1: on demand? Everything you think you know is wrong. It's

958
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 1: a jewel show and it's not really your fault. You

959
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: can blame your parents for that one, because growing up,

960
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,400
Speaker 1: parents tell you things that aren't true, like, hey, you

961
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: keep playing with that thing, and y'all go blind. Guess what,

962
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if that's true or not, because I've

963
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: tested that theory a lot. Also, I had to get

964
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,800
Speaker 1: lacer because my eyes are really screwed up, So I

965
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: don't know. But I'll continue to test that theory until

966
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: I go blind. It's worth it, I bet you will.

967
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 1: But either way, as a kid who are told things

968
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 1: that are supposed to be true, but then you find

969
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: out when you get older that they're actually wrong, a myth, Well,

970
00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: a new survey came out listing the top myths that

971
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 1: people believe that are actually wrong, and I bet one

972
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:01,800
Speaker 1: of these will make you feel very gullible. Let's go

973
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: over the list. Cracking your knuckles causing arthritis is actually

974
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: the number one thing on that list. That's interesting. I mean,

975
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: it's a good point because I was thinking about it.

976
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:11,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it just kind of makes parents' lives

977
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: easier just to kind of, like, you know, say certain

978
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 1: things that aren't necessarily the truth, just to make it

979
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 1: easier on ourselves. Right. This one definitely came from because

980
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 1: like someone else who was cracking their knuckles and then

981
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: like next to a person who didn't like the sound, right,

982
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 1: and they're like Oh, you keep doing that, you're gonna

983
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 1: get all through. And I think parents do that a

984
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 1: lot to kids. The kids are doing something annoying, so

985
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:31,440
Speaker 1: the parents will make up, Yeah, a fact about it.

986
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,480
Speaker 1: Another top myth that people believe that is actually not

987
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 1: true is that we only use ten percent of our brain.

988
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,279
Speaker 1: How often have you heard that one? Oh? I still

989
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: believe that? Is that it's not true. How much of

990
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 1: our brain do we use? They say, even simple tasks,

991
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,720
Speaker 1: you still use most of your brain. Interesting, it takes

992
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: so much energy that up to a fifth of the

993
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: calories you eat go toward keeping your brain working. So

994
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,879
Speaker 1: there's no truth in that. There's no truth in that. Yeah.

995
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,919
Speaker 1: Another myth that has made the survey of the top

996
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 1: things that people believe are true but actually aren't true.

997
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:04,839
Speaker 1: If you swallow a piece of gum, it takes seven

998
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: years to digest. I was in my twenties when I

999
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:09,359
Speaker 1: learned that that wasn't true, and I was shocked because

1000
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: my whole life, when I was a kid, I would

1001
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: swallow gum on accident. I'm like, oh great, yeah, but

1002
00:54:13,719 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: even even off to finding out that the chewing gum

1003
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: one was wrong. When I swallow gum now Still I

1004
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:21,640
Speaker 1: feel like I'm doing something wrong. Still Yeah? Yeah, how

1005
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,960
Speaker 1: long does it take to digest? They say, it doesn't

1006
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,080
Speaker 1: stay in your body for seven years. It moves through

1007
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 1: your body just like everything else you eat. It just

1008
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 1: doesn't break down. Well, so I guess if you were

1009
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 1: just just like corn, yeah, you would see it. So

1010
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:35,680
Speaker 1: you'd see it. Yeah, I'm gonna swallow a piece of

1011
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: gum today. That theory do it? How the heck is

1012
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: that still a myth? I think that's a myth that backfired,

1013
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: probably because it sounds like something an adult would say

1014
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 1: to a kid that didn't want them chewing their gum.

1015
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:50,000
Speaker 1: So don't swallow or swallowing the swallow the gum's fine,

1016
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 1: But they when you're young in school, they don't want

1017
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: your chewing gum. So maybe they thought to say that,

1018
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 1: But then that just made kids stick gum under the

1019
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 1: desks more because they don't want to swallow. It's gonna

1020
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 1: be I'm like, seven years. A bad lie to tell

1021
00:55:01,640 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: a kid. Yeah, seriously, gums everywhere, gums everywhere. That was

1022
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: a worst lie ever. You guys whoever made that up

1023
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 1: the worst actually making good point. If we looked under

1024
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: the table right now, I wonder I who we find gum?

1025
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 1: Probably I think I did that. I mean, let's get

1026
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: if we had to look at the table and there

1027
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 1: would be gum. Who do you think are the three

1028
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: of us, jubile Evan or myself Alex Fresh who would

1029
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 1: have gum under their desk? Jubb Evan? Oh, because I

1030
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,479
Speaker 1: know I've done it, so I just wanted to We've

1031
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 1: all done it. We're going over the top myths that

1032
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 1: people believe are true but actually aren't true. According to

1033
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: a new survey, this one is one that I always

1034
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: thought was false, but I've just accepted it as truth

1035
00:55:40,239 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 1: because people say it all the time. Okay, shaving makes

1036
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,839
Speaker 1: your hair grow back thicker. Oh yeah, I guess that's

1037
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:47,840
Speaker 1: not true. It isn't true. I knew. I knew that

1038
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 1: wasn't true as well. Okay because all of my friends

1039
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,799
Speaker 1: who started shaving then they're like, oh, I don't want

1040
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 1: to shave because you know my net is going to

1041
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: grow back thicker. That's such a myth, it doesn't happen. Interesting. Yeah,

1042
00:55:57,719 --> 00:56:00,360
Speaker 1: all right. Another top myth that people think it is

1043
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:02,040
Speaker 1: true but actually isn't true. And this is something that

1044
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: I've said forever. I didn't know if I was actually right,

1045
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,360
Speaker 1: but I was saying it like I was right, Okay,

1046
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 1: And now it's been confirmed and correct on this one.

1047
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:11,919
Speaker 1: One of the top myths that people believe that isn't

1048
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: actually true is that your dog's mouth is cleaner than

1049
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:17,279
Speaker 1: your own. Oh that's a dog's mouth is filthy. Oh,

1050
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 1: it's disgusting, right, it's good to know. Do you ever

1051
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: see anybody let a dog lick their open mouth? That's disgusting.

1052
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 1: And there was like, well, their their mouth, it's cleaner

1053
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: than my mouth. Do you lick your own bum bumb?

1054
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: I will be honest. The dog does, it will be honest.

1055
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 1: I let my cat drink from my water disgust the time.

1056
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 1: That is disgusting. I mean sorry, I just love her.

1057
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: It says dogs and humans both have around six hundred

1058
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 1: different types of bacteria in their mouth. Plus we brush

1059
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 1: our teeth every day, and when is the last time

1060
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 1: your dog brushed its teeth? Exactly? They do not use

1061
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:46,400
Speaker 1: coca no, no, but I mean they do get their

1062
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 1: teeth brushed, and they also have these cute little teething

1063
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 1: things that they can use. Yeah, but it's way sound.

1064
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 1: I mean, they're licking their own bum. Hell no, yeah,

1065
00:56:53,239 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 1: I know. I don't want my dog anywhere near my

1066
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:57,480
Speaker 1: face looking at anything like that, all right, text in

1067
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,560
Speaker 1: four one oh six one, What is a myth that

1068
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 1: youth that was true of your whole life? And then

1069
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: you were shocked when you found out it wasn't wrong.

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