WEBVTT - A White Knight for the Maller Mansion 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.800 Have you thought more hours a day, minutes a week 0:00:05.920 --> 0:00:09.320 was enough? I think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:12.959 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:15.840 crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:20.280 pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of hot takes, 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:24.520 break Free for something Special. Fifth Hour with Ben Maller 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:31.400 starts right now today. We are back in another year 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:35.080 of podcasting somewhere, our first full year on the standalone 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:38.680 podcast where we can say fucking asshole and ship in 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:41.000 all the words we can't say on the radio. Uh 0:00:41.120 --> 0:00:43.880 So we're excited about that. Well, I'm excited about that. Now. 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:46.000 A lot of people have bets on whether or not 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:49.040 David Gascon will make it through the whole year. I 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:51.560 am betting on him not making it through the entire year, 0:00:51.840 --> 0:00:53.600 but he is starting the year. I believe by the 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:58.760 end of we will have a new podcast sidekick, producer, 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:01.520 a guy. But that's my prediction. What he is here 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:05.280 for now and we do this show because management wants 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:07.440 us to do this show. But four hours or not enough. 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:10.240 Right we are in the air everywhere, as I like 0:01:10.319 --> 0:01:12.840 to say, and really with the vast power of My 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:16.680 Heart the global reach of podcasting. This podcast has heard 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:20.959 weekly on the I Heart podcast network and available as 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:23.800 you know because you found the podcast. Wherever you find 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:26.400 your podcast, and tell your friend, tell a friend, tell 0:01:26.440 --> 0:01:30.200 a friend, word of mouth advertising five stars on the podcast, 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:33.560 give us a review, a positive review. Boy, that would 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:35.960 help us out a lot. That would be really cool. 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:38.679 And I'd like to you know, I never want to 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:40.360 win awards, but I would like to try to win 0:01:40.440 --> 0:01:43.240 one this year because that would annoy people. That would 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:46.839 annoy people in management if this podcast actually ends up winning. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:49.440 Is an award winning podcast, and I don't think there's 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:52.520 that much competition in the podcast game in terms of 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:54.760 actually there's a lot of podcasts, but there's not a 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:56.760 lot of crappy ones. So I'd like to try to 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:58.080 be one of the good ones. We might have to 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:01.080 wait till Gascott leaves to win an award, but well, 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:03.200 I'm excited. I'm looking forward to this guest guy. This 0:02:03.720 --> 0:02:05.600 one anyway will be good. And how annoyed would you 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:07.960 be if you actually ended up winning an award for 0:02:08.000 --> 0:02:12.040 this podcast with me on it, Well, it would be 0:02:12.200 --> 0:02:14.480 nice to to rub it in the face of management. 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:16.440 That would be be good. But yeah, I mean it 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.720 would be disapprotabobuld be mostly me. Of course if I 0:02:19.120 --> 0:02:21.240 we win, it would be I mean. Just looking at 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:24.400 Apple iTunes right now, another great gem by Ben and 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:27.280 David came for the Mallard State, for the gascond These 0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:31.040 are just amazingly high glowing reviews. Now, can you read 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:33.120 the ones that aren't from your dad and your mom? No? 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:36.639 I can. Jascon is a breath of fresh air. That's 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:40.560 your Gascon is great, marvelous and fair. Making all this 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:44.239 up here, you're making all yourself. This is Marconi Award 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:48.920 winning Stop. This is really good. You want me to 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:51.040 read the ones I'm getting for? You know, I don't 0:02:51.040 --> 0:02:53.280 get really care about that. You know you only care 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:57.400 about the I care about this. This is positive podcasting 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:02.600 courtesy of Apple Itune. Guess God must have photos of someone, 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:07.320 photos of them frolicking with farm animals? Uh? Guess gun 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:10.880 does he? What? What color kneepads does he wear? About that? 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:14.120 One of the odds of me lasting throughout this season, 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:17.280 one of the betting odds on me staying and going. 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:20.440 All right, So now I I have thought about this, 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:22.520 and you are the boy that cries wolf. You're you're 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:25.320 one of these people that's never happy, You're never satisfied, 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:27.840 you always want more, and all that stuff like this 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:31.400 hard working. Yeah, those are all those things. You can 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.680 plain a lot and all that. I mean, I think 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:37.920 we all know that Thard is gascon. That's how you operate. 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.920 But as far as the actual real world odds, I 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:43.280 think you talk the talk, but you don't often walk 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:45.680 to walk in terms like because you've been telling me 0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:47.560 for like how many months have you been telling me 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:49.840 I'm out of here, I'm done, I'm leaving, I'm not 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:54.320 gonna stay here, and you're back. So you got a 0:03:54.360 --> 0:03:57.400 factor that in plus, are you hirable? You know, could 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.840 you get a better job with someone want to hire 0:03:59.840 --> 0:04:02.600 you for a better job. That's an open question. Yes, no, 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:04.840 it's not an open question. That's a that's a pretty 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:08.240 easy question to answer. That's a that's a open, closed question, 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:11.480 Ben Mallory. That's yes or no, and yes. All right. 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:14.280 So I'm gonna set the odds at minus one ninety 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:18.599 that you are gone. That's good, all right. That's a 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:21.920 sixty five percent chance the implied odds on that that 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:24.240 you're out of here. That's good. That means if I 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:26.600 am out of here, that means them up to bigger 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:30.200 and better things. Well maybe not. You're leaving away on 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:33.360 a podcast. You might get that memo. I got compensation 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:37.880 in these tough economical times. It's called pro bono work. 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:42.080 Is you're laying the foundation to a magical thing. I've 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.360 tried to tell you that you don't understand that concept. 0:04:44.440 --> 0:04:46.600 So you admit that I'm a man of the community, 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.800 a man of the people. No, because you all you 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:52.200 do is complain about it. Well, there's things that aren't 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:54.120 have to snuff, and you pointed out you you're No, 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:56.839 You're no different than Russell Wilson, who every time he 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:59.119 visits a sick kid has to put a photo on Twitter. 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:02.080 God for he visits a sick kid and doesn't put 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.400 a photo on Twitter. There's nothing wrong. It's almost like 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:06.720 he does it to put photos on Twitter. You know 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:08.320 what I'm saying, Well, there's nothing wrong with that. It 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:09.880 would be a little bit different if I had a 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:12.720 there's something wrong with that. It's kind of it's kind 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:16.520 of like Kobe and an Eye and they're talking over 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:19.520 each other. Nobody's listening to. But it's like Kobe Bryant. 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:21.880 I I goofed on Kobe a lot. But Kobe was 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:25.600 very modest. He visited children's hospitals all the time. But 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:28.159 you heard from nurses and people that worked at the hospital. 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:30.640 You didn't hear from Kobe because he didn't do the 0:05:30.640 --> 0:05:34.240 whole photo thing. That's what are you trying to say. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:37.000 I am saying you are looking for attention. You are 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:39.920 whining and complaining and all that. Industry. It is all 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:43.400 about attention, Ben mallary. It's all about talent. It's all 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:46.279 about talent. It's people in the room. Look at me, 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:50.200 Listen to me. I need twenty four to fifty hours 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:53.120 worth of content every week so people can listen to me. 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:56.160 Pat me on the back side, fly me up to Seattle. 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:59.440 Pay for my child. You're so jealous, you are so 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:03.640 lick my toes. I'm peanut butter, you're jelly is how 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:06.920 this is gonna work? Okay, which is ironic because your 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:10.679 your nickname around Fox is the jellyfish. No, actually, people 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.839 people call me around here the white boy version of 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:20.240 dk metcalf. Uh really so uh not really committed, but 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:23.240 just getting by on athletic ability. But you don't know 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:25.760 what you're gonna actually make it. You occasionally play well, 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:28.760 but not consistently. I got it. Okay, good, I'm thinking 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:32.279 a star in the making. Ben Maller, Well, yeah, you've 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:35.160 been saying that, but you know, look at me. I 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:37.320 was called a rising star and I'm forced to work 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:40.800 with you. You're You're buried into the uh to the moonlight. 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:43.039 So that's unfortunate. But you know what, I bring you 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:46.040 out of that darkness into the daylight. And that's why 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:48.520 we have the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller. Well, we 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:50.839 have the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller because I am 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.039 doing the show. No, we have the Fifth Hour with 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:58.159 Benn Mallor because I talked and bugged are our vice 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:01.120 president of programming, Scott Sapiro, and I said, hey, we'd 0:07:01.160 --> 0:07:03.080 like to launch the Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard. Can 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:05.560 we make this happen? Can we talk to the up 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.279 and the ups at I Heart Radio. They gave me 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:10.600 the green light and I finally encourage you to do it. 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:13.280 Get off your fucking ass, roll out of bed and 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:16.520 start doing something. So now we made content in twenty nineteen, 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.280 and now here is to a brand new year and 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:22.360 a brand new you. Lethargic, Ben Maller turns over a 0:07:22.360 --> 0:07:26.440 new leaf. Well, I mean that's a nice revisionist history. 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:29.600 Look at what happened here. The reality is, though, that 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:32.560 I chose. I was asked by the company to do this, 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:35.440 and I said, okay, I would like to do it, 0:07:35.600 --> 0:07:37.920 and here we are. That's not true. You don't do 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:40.680 anything unless it benefits you and you get paid for it. 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:42.760 It benefits me because if the company wants me to 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:45.280 do something and I do it, they keep me gamefully employed. 0:07:45.320 --> 0:07:47.760 That's how it works. Stupid, But you're not getting paid 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:49.440 for this. So how are you gonna be employed by 0:07:49.520 --> 0:07:52.480 doing something for free? Because I'm giving them free content. 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:57.200 They work for Nike. Fox Sports Radio has the best 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:00.120 sports talk lineup in the nation. Catch all of our 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:03.640 shows at Fox sports Radio dot com and within the 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:06.800 I Heart Radio app. Search f s R to listen live. 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:09.400 All right, let's get to it. You're wasting time. Here 0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:11.960 we have the you're worried about time. I am worried 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:15.360 about that. We have Betty's Bistro. We've got the Great Flood. 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:19.080 Here's the menu, the Great Flood. Lawyer up the stern message, 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:22.640 study this the grab bag and don't stick to sports. 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:25.800 We'll start out with the Great Flood. Now, I have 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:27.560 not talked about this on the radio, but I've been 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:33.120 I've been experiencing a homeowners nightmare at the Mallard Mansion. Now, 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:34.760 if you've listened to me over these you know that 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:38.040 the original Mallard Mansion which is still underwater, but now 0:08:38.120 --> 0:08:42.960 the second Mallard Mansion is also underwater. I have been 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:48.280 dealing with a flood in the walls of the Mallard Mansion. 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:54.199 I'm talking mold I'm talking extreme water damage. So let 0:08:54.200 --> 0:08:55.720 me tell you what happened here. We we had a 0:08:55.800 --> 0:09:02.840 leak in front of the refrigerator, so we called a 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:07.199 refrigerator repairman to come look at it, and he examined 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:10.480 every part of the refrigerator. Said, no, nothing's it's working fine. 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:14.720 So you might have a leak in the wall. So 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:19.280 we we contacted the insurance. They came out, they looked 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:22.160 at everything, and indeed there was We had a plumber, 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:23.680 first of all, come out and there was a leak 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:27.640 in the wall between the kitchen and my my living 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:31.200 room at the like a galley kitchen, and behind it 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:35.560 is the is the living the living rooms and so um. Anyway, 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:39.000 there was a leak there and his cost literally thousands 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:43.240 of dollars of damage. The water not started, it got 0:09:43.280 --> 0:09:46.040 so I leaked out of the wall in the little 0:09:46.080 --> 0:09:49.840 crack in the wall, but it went under the flooring 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.560 that I have in the living room that all got 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:55.720 soaked and has to be replaced. The dry wall has 0:09:55.760 --> 0:09:59.880 to be replaced, the kitchen, even the kitchen sink, like 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:03.280 under the kitchen sink around the dishwasher area, that all 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:06.520 got destroyed. So they're gonna have to do demo on 0:10:06.679 --> 0:10:10.960 my house. While I'm living in the house. While all 0:10:11.040 --> 0:10:13.720 this is going on, I'll be trying to sleep because 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:16.840 I do an overnight radio show, and they'll be chopping 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:20.559 down dry wall and ripping out the refrigerator and all 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:23.080 this stuff. And uh, we're not gonna have a kitchen 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:26.280 for like a month because of the mold and the 0:10:26.320 --> 0:10:30.040 gallons of water that went everywhere. That's my life, guest gone, 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:32.640 the hell I've been living here. You want you want 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:35.960 a violin, I'm playing the world. Can you play a violins? 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:37.800 You don't know how to play a violin. You're not 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:40.440 watching enough to play a violin for you. It's just 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.559 one note you know, you gotta look at the silver 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:45.880 lining in this is that because you want to have 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:48.640 access to the kitchen, that means your dumbass won't burn 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:53.320 your tongue eating a shitty pizza. This is the best 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:56.000 part of this entire story is you will not be 0:10:56.120 --> 0:11:00.280 anywhere near a kitchen. Well, you're you're wrong. Um, that's 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.320 not the best. But first of all, I I sent 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:04.600 you a message to the other day. How many hours 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:07.840 did I go between food? Yeah, it was fifty four 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:11.679 hours I went food. That's called photoshop. This is not 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:15.520 called photoshop. I took a screenshot of my iPhone five 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:19.679 s and send it to you because you you were 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:22.240 trying to be braggadocious about how you had gone on 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:29.200 twenty five hours. I've lost nine pounds since the month 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.520 of December. You should give me a pat on the bag. 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:36.559 I'm getting stronger, I'm getting leaner. You're such a narcissist. 0:11:36.600 --> 0:11:39.920 You are such a goddamn narcissist, is what. You're not 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:42.959 the one complaining on a podcast about my hardship in life, 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:46.000 about my my kitchen. Your house has been a praise 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:48.000 for over a million and a half dollars and now 0:11:48.000 --> 0:11:51.560 you're bitching on a podcast about it. My house is 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:54.640 not worth a million dollars. That's that's false. That's a lie. 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:59.600 That's another guess on lie. Uh, let's see. If you 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:02.760 want to email the podcast at real fifth hour, I 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:04.960 can give you the praise value for Ben Maller's house. 0:12:04.960 --> 0:12:06.720 Oh you want people to email us again? I thought 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:08.679 you'd think that would be cool for anybody to want. 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:10.959 Anybody who's powerful that likes this show. And I have 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.320 a very powerful audience guest, and I don't talk about 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:17.280 those people, but TV TV big shots, sportscasting, big shots, 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:21.240 moguls of business people that are big Mallard militia fans. 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.960 But on the down low, do not send any email 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:29.760 there that is private because Gascon, the scrooge, the narcissist, uh, 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:33.120 the spoiled brat over there, the conceited one, he will 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.480 see those emails. Well we can. I can type it 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:38.040 in on zillo if you'd like screen cap ship put 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:40.800 it on social media, Instagram, Twitter, that would be nice 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:44.640 to put my my house on social media. Fucking car 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:47.680 on social media. I didn't put your goddamn license plate 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:51.760 on social media, and I got that's a lie, I'll 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.120 bet you tacos. I didn't know you cannot see your 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:56.720 license plate in that photo. I've already lost two rounds 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:59.400 of tacos to me, so I will not be in 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:01.920 your die. Know you know you would not win that one. 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:04.360 So anyway, my favorite start of my favorite part of 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.360 the story, guest, And you say your favorite part is 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:09.800 that I won't eat burned pizza. My favorite part is 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:13.040 the scumbag insurance company that I am having to deal 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:16.520 with here. Um, I would like you to guess how 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:19.520 much of the damage the insurance company. I pay a 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:22.559 lot of money every month for homeowners insurance. How much 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:25.160 are they covering from all of this damage? The flooring 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.640 has to be replaced, the dry wall, uh, they have 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:31.600 to do some work removing mold inside the walls, uh 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:34.320 in two rooms in my house. So how much of 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.960 this is the insurance gonna cover? So I won't go 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:40.240 a dollar amount, I'll go percentage. And I'll say, so 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:43.120 you leave forty five percent now, I would is not 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:46.000 a lot, you know, it's it's essentially dollar for dollar 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:53.400 they are covering zero. They are not paying a goddamn 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:56.720 sent to cover the damage. And I would like to say, 0:13:56.800 --> 0:13:59.320 right now, if you own a home. Homeowners insurance is 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:03.640 a total fucking scam. It is a goddamn scam and 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:06.640 it's bullshit. And I am so sick and tired of 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:09.199 this crap, which is what we've been nearling with. My 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:10.720 wife's been taking care of a lot of it, but 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:12.760 I've been hearing on what's been going on here and 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:17.360 they so the insurance check this out. They claim that 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:21.600 since the leak at the Mallard mansion lasted for more 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:26.400 than thirty days, they don't have to pay any money, 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:29.840 not a fucking cent because this one over thirty days. 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:31.920 And the insurance says that we have a deal, it's 0:14:31.920 --> 0:14:33.840 in the contract. How can they prove that it was 0:14:33.880 --> 0:14:36.480 more than thirty days. Well, they claim because of the 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:41.120 damage done to the flooring and inside the walls. They 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:44.880 say it's our responsibility to take care of our home. 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:50.000 Apparently what's in the goddamn walls were I mean, what 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:54.240 a hustle, you know, pop goes Louise. Also, they got 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:58.120 forensic insurance claimers that are trying to knock you off. Well, 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.320 here's what happened. So the leak was in the wall 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:04.480 and we didn't know about it. And then as soon 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.840 as it started leaking out of the wall. You know, 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:09.160 when you noticed there's a leak, because I don't know, 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:12.520 how are you supposed to know what's in the fucking walls. 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:15.280 So once the water came out, we were alerted to it. 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:20.160 We're in like ten days. We contacted the insurance and 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:26.840 these assholes who I hope all burden. Hell uh, they said, well, sorry, 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:30.960 apparently it had been leaking in the walls undetected. Because again, 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:32.640 I guess we have to cut our drywall down and 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.160 leave we have Maybe I just didn't even replace the drywall. 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:37.720 We'll just have all the pipes exposed. That way, if 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:40.400 something breaks, we can we can report it right away 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:43.560 to the insurance. Well, you know you have. You've lived 0:15:43.560 --> 0:15:49.160 a charmed life with sycophans and lap dogs and boot liquors. 0:15:49.200 --> 0:15:51.320 This is one of the rare times that you should 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:55.320 call up your dogs to come defend you. What insurance 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.680 company is this? It is safe Co Insurance is the 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.280 name of the insurance company that is the one, right 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:06.080 what I have relationships with people at Safeco Insurance? You do? 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:09.760 I do? Really one thousand percent honest to go? Are 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:12.560 you the reason that they are not covering any of this. No, 0:16:12.800 --> 0:16:14.960 but do you know what I could be your white Knight. 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:16.720 I could be the well, if you are my white 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.920 Knight guest scout, I will buy you tacos after tacos 0:16:19.960 --> 0:16:25.800 after talking that damage or you can uh, yeah it is. 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:29.520 It has been a nightmare here, and I apparently this 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:32.120 goes on all the time with insurance companies that that 0:16:32.680 --> 0:16:38.200 what judge, what courtroom determined that it's the homeowner's responsibility. Now, 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:40.960 I wonder if I would maybe I'll call Bill Handle 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:43.080 handling them the law and see if I have a 0:16:43.120 --> 0:16:46.160 case here. But I looked up on the internet. Apparently 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:48.360 this kind of thing happens all the time with homeowners 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:51.760 where there's leaks in the wall and it goes undetected 0:16:51.800 --> 0:16:54.120 and then the insurance company claims, what it's not our fault? 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:58.000 You know, it is amazing that that that that their 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:01.600 lawyers were able to convince some court somewhere. How is 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:03.960 that fair? How are you supposed to know if there's 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:06.479 a leak in the wall when there's dry wall and 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:09.359 you can't see in there. That's unbelievable. But it's an 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:13.199 amazing scam, is what their villains. Their villains is what 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:17.000 they are. I feel I feel sorry for you. And 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:21.760 it sounds like your mansion one of two has just 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:27.399 gone snap crackle pop it has. I remember there's a 0:17:27.480 --> 0:17:30.320 movie Tom Early, Tom Hanks movie called The Money Pit, 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:34.120 and there's a classic, very good movie, you know, million 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:36.800 it's old, dated now, but they bought a house. They 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:38.679 were all excited, this big mansion and they had to 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:41.040 do some work to fix it up, and everything fell apart. 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:44.880 And it feels like everything the last couple of weeks, 0:17:44.920 --> 0:17:49.119 it feels like everyone's dying and uh, and everything's falling 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:51.679 apart like this. It's it's raining down fire, it's you know, 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:53.919 one of those rough stretches. But I'm sure it'll be 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:57.199 temporary and then we'll get back to reality. But that 0:17:57.320 --> 0:17:59.800 was a real kick in the nuts. So if anybody 0:17:59.800 --> 0:18:02.680 in the Ala Musha, uh, if you want to contact me, 0:18:02.720 --> 0:18:06.480 if you're you're in the Los Angeles area or between 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:09.159 l A and Vegas and you you want to, you know, 0:18:09.640 --> 0:18:12.320 do do a solid for me with the drywall or 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:15.480 the well. No, I'm just I'm throwing it out there, guests, 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:18.000 because I need some help here. You know, I'll pay, 0:18:18.200 --> 0:18:19.560 but I mean, if you give me a deal and 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:21.920 make me a better deal than I could get somewhere else. 0:18:22.160 --> 0:18:25.480 Let's talk, you know, let's talk. I got I need 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:29.280 a I need a flooring guy or a woman. Do 0:18:29.320 --> 0:18:32.320 a lot of women do Floria mostly guys. Yeah, So 0:18:32.359 --> 0:18:36.000 I need like I'm thinking about, like a tile floor expert. Plumbing. 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:38.800 I would need that. The plumbing has already been repaired. 0:18:38.800 --> 0:18:42.320 We paid for that. That was only a few hundred dollars. Fortunately, 0:18:42.359 --> 0:18:44.280 that was the cheapest part of all of this. And 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:48.879 also like a drywall person, someone good with the drywall. Uh, 0:18:48.920 --> 0:18:51.200 we've got the demo. The demo is going to take 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:54.600 place here, so we need the other stuff. Yeah. So 0:18:54.880 --> 0:18:58.119 if I can smuggle and finagle away to get you 0:18:58.200 --> 0:19:00.119 some money from the insurance company, what do I get 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:05.640 out of this? Wow? So you're trying now, what percentage 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:07.840 are we looking at here? Well, I mean something is 0:19:07.880 --> 0:19:10.960 better than zero? So well, something he's better than zero. 0:19:11.840 --> 0:19:13.720 I don't know what do you want? I don't know. 0:19:14.320 --> 0:19:19.640 I think if I can get you fift covered. If 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:24.160 I can get you covered, I will need to during 0:19:24.200 --> 0:19:27.480 the month of July, the baseball season, I need a 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:32.720 co host with you for a week. The overnight show. Yes, 0:19:33.480 --> 0:19:39.240 do you expect to be paid for this? No? Okay, yeah, alright, 0:19:39.280 --> 0:19:40.760 as long as you don't want to be paid, Yeah, 0:19:40.800 --> 0:19:43.520 you can hang out. Sure, not not hang out, I 0:19:43.560 --> 0:19:47.320 said co host, Well, you know you hang out with 0:19:47.400 --> 0:19:50.120 you during that show. I'm not gonna add a fucking four. 0:19:51.760 --> 0:19:54.159 I said. You want to be the fifth wheel? Is 0:19:54.160 --> 0:19:57.720 what you'd like, I'll be riding shotgun? All right, Yeah, 0:19:57.760 --> 0:20:01.240 that's a deal. You get me fift on this claim. 0:20:01.680 --> 0:20:04.800 You make some phone calls there and one week in 0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:10.600 the summertime it is side by side mano a mano radio. Now, 0:20:10.680 --> 0:20:12.560 the unfortunate thing is I gotta do all the legworks. 0:20:12.600 --> 0:20:14.600 Since you mentioned your wife is handling most of this, 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:16.520 so I need to contact her because you don't know 0:20:16.560 --> 0:20:18.520 what's up from down. Well, I do know what's up, 0:20:18.560 --> 0:20:21.400 but my wife knows. I. I do not handle these 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:25.560 situations involving loss of great money very well. I do not. 0:20:25.880 --> 0:20:30.080 I admit that that's one of my flaws. I know 0:20:31.200 --> 0:20:33.520 there's a lot of reasons for that, and my psychologist 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:36.160 that tells me because I work in radio and I'm paranoid. 0:20:36.160 --> 0:20:38.000 When I started in radio, everyone lost their job and 0:20:38.000 --> 0:20:39.880 I'm like, I can't afford this. I'm gonna lose my job, 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:42.920 you know, the whole thing. So but unfortunately, I think 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:45.639 everything will be okay. But you're gonna help out and 0:20:45.640 --> 0:20:48.040 make it better than okay, because otherwise I'm gonna have 0:20:48.080 --> 0:20:49.919 to take out a loan to pay for all this 0:20:49.960 --> 0:20:53.000 good We're not thousands and thousands of dollars, it's crazy. Yeah, 0:20:53.080 --> 0:20:54.679 I mean the only good thing is at least you 0:20:54.720 --> 0:20:56.399 have a lot of equit in your home, so that 0:20:56.440 --> 0:20:58.359 home equity, you'll be able to write off a portion 0:20:58.400 --> 0:21:01.119 of it. So yeah, I guess the one thing you 0:21:01.160 --> 0:21:03.040 could do if you don't save the day like a 0:21:03.160 --> 0:21:05.960 night and shining armor. Guess gun, Uh, the one thing 0:21:06.000 --> 0:21:09.199 you could do here is you could claim a catastrophe 0:21:09.480 --> 0:21:12.240 on your insurance. I think Trump didn't take that out, 0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:13.960