1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:08,559 Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from 3 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:17,759 Speaker 1: this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment last stravaganza. 4 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeistal, 5 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 1: what is something from your search history that's revealing about 6 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:32,199 Speaker 1: who you are? Well, if I'm on MIST, I googled 7 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 1: some STD clinics in my local area. I got message 8 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,200 Speaker 1: this morning from a lady Okay, you should get checked. 9 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,880 Speaker 1: Oh no, and we had sex like a year and 10 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: a half ago. Okay, so I'm feeling good, feeling good 11 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,080 Speaker 1: about it, guys. But actually, you know what, I haven't 12 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: checked myself in a while, so I was like, there's 13 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:55,480 Speaker 1: always important yet know your health positive text. Yeah, get 14 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 1: your health checked, and you know, shout us to responsible 15 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: partners too, you know what I mean? Yeah, that is responsible. 16 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,200 Speaker 1: It's not a great thing to wake up to. No, 17 00:01:05,520 --> 00:01:07,959 Speaker 1: I believe that's one of the five categories of fear 18 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: rejection failure. Hi, I think you should go maybe possibly 19 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:17,120 Speaker 1: get your health tested. And calls from my parents and 20 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: also it's a there's such a variety of STDs. That's 21 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,720 Speaker 1: the beauty. Yeah, it's you know, like because if I've 22 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: got like the top dog one, life is going to change. 23 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: If it's just lovely sort of genital walk type thing. 24 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 1: Those are lovely, by the way, they have to decorate them. 25 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:37,440 Speaker 1: You know that's something I can handle. You can draw 26 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: the face on them. Yeah, but I don't know what 27 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:45,480 Speaker 1: gonerhe is like? For example? Yeah, like Miles, what's that like? Boy? 28 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: Is that the clapped? Still still figuring it out, man, 29 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: still figuring it out. We get we can. We've pulled 30 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: the quality community and is that the one they have? 31 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: That that's comity? I feel I feel like a full Uh. 32 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 1: They have the same fingerprints as well as as humans, 33 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:09,520 Speaker 1: the same fingerprints. They have similar fingerprints. Does the FBI 34 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: I know that. I feel like that might crack some 35 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: cases wide open? It was actually a koala? You don't know, 36 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,679 Speaker 1: We can't, we can't say. According to Live Science, it 37 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 1: says even forensic investigators can have trouble discerning between human 38 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:31,119 Speaker 1: and man. Take a second look in open cases. How 39 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: is this not a movie? I'm serious? Yeah? Yeah, like 40 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: for real, this twist Burglars, but koala or a guy koala? Yeah? Uh, 41 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 1: that's that's pretty great or there's like there happens to 42 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 1: be a Koala with a very similar finger I'm in look, dude, 43 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 1: I'm gonna workshop this. I'll be back with it. Right, 44 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:57,560 Speaker 1: Kouala is breaking into like the you know, the CIA 45 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 1: with the fingerprint. Okay, yeah, detention impossible. The crew will 46 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: add a koala uh their squad yea to replace the 47 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: contortionists that have another cruise that like and then you 48 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: need one koala. It's a dangerous they got chlamydia and 49 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 1: fingerprints like a human. Yeah, but they're wonderful lovers, so 50 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: it's hard. It would be a good way to get 51 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:26,200 Speaker 1: away from mur Actually, if if if I found the 52 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:30,800 Speaker 1: corresponding color to my hands, right, every human has a 53 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: corresponding quala. That's the movie Find Your Finding Your Koala. 54 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 1: But that would say, what, how many people? Have? Seven 55 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: billion people? Yeah? Okay, so seven billion qualas a little much? Yeah, 56 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: probably too many? Okay, well we'll work on that. What 57 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 1: is a myth? So I'm not sorry? He lived a 58 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:58,760 Speaker 1: good life, yes and still does. Uh. People, what is 59 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 1: a myth? What's something people think it is true that 60 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,240 Speaker 1: you know to be false. That you can fix a 61 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: hybrid battery? From YouTube clip coming full circle on this. 62 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm getting rid of this. I'm just like 63 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: someone's gonna pick it up. So for people who don't know, 64 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 1: I remember maybe about four months ago. I don't know. 65 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,479 Speaker 1: You come on so much it's hard for me to 66 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: keep tracking. But yes, very early on you came out 67 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:25,359 Speaker 1: saying I had a FOURD escape hybrid. I need to 68 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,480 Speaker 1: figure out this battery. I feel like there's a way 69 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: to fix this. It's like eight months ago. Okay, you 70 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: got some help, You've got some tips, yes, and a 71 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Speaker 1: lot of people sent me a lot of great information. 72 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:39,840 Speaker 1: But there's like there's skill involved that I don't have, 73 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: and patients like there's a ton of paint where it's 74 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: like the more I was because it's like dudes figuring 75 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 1: it out and they're like, can do you do this? 76 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,680 Speaker 1: And then there are simple task little steps, there's a 77 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 1: lot of them, and also like if you funk up, 78 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: ship could go really wrong, right, they're like, oh, you 79 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:00,840 Speaker 1: guys are kind of glossing over that part. Yeah, it's 80 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:04,280 Speaker 1: like it's a video probably made for other mechanics, yeah, 81 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 1: or just dudes like you notice, like they live in 82 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 1: the woods, so they don't their time and my time 83 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:12,919 Speaker 1: are different, right, So they're on wood time. Yeah, and 84 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 1: I don't have a little Jewish woman just like gapping 85 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:19,480 Speaker 1: at him has been Maybe they did, and that's why 86 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 1: they live in the wood. Like the conflict you with 87 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:24,920 Speaker 1: you your partner as you are. Well, she was not 88 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 1: happy that I just let the car sit in the 89 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 1: driveway for eight months, right, She's got the right. Yeah, 90 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,480 Speaker 1: I got to the end of that user agreement. Well 91 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 1: it was just more like a garasaur. And then like 92 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,479 Speaker 1: for me, like I travel a lot, so I don't 93 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 1: need my car that much, right, right, and so for 94 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 1: me not to have a car is not a huge deal. 95 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,919 Speaker 1: And for her just to have a car sitting in 96 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:56,720 Speaker 1: our driveway, so you have now official yell at me. 97 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:00,120 Speaker 1: I'll be like, what is wrong? And then finally I 98 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,919 Speaker 1: was like, I'll look at it from her perspective. You 99 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:05,320 Speaker 1: know what, I'm an asshole, all right, So r I 100 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:08,840 Speaker 1: P the FOURD escape. We're saying octually, yeah, okay, oh 101 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:15,120 Speaker 1: I'm the Oh one of the great realizations that happens 102 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 1: to me at least once a week. Yeah, it's once 103 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:20,039 Speaker 1: a week. We're like, oh, I see why this isn't 104 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,600 Speaker 1: moving forward. But also look a mark of a good 105 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,760 Speaker 1: self aware partner too, because how many people, how many 106 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,280 Speaker 1: people do you know who will never have that realization. 107 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,640 Speaker 1: They're like, no, man, they're sucking wrong. I hate there 108 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,599 Speaker 1: a hater that. It's like, No, you live alone in 109 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 1: an apartment or in the woods, making YouTube videos where 110 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:40,160 Speaker 1: sometimes you need to be like, hold on, put the 111 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 1: focus on me. Let me look in the mirror, kisses me. 112 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:48,760 Speaker 1: That's an asshole on my face looking at an asshole. 113 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Speaker 1: There's weird, you know what I mean? Because to me, 114 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 1: it just wasn't a problem. Well because in your mind 115 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,240 Speaker 1: you know that there's an endpoint that makes sense to 116 00:06:57,279 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 1: you and it just needs to play out. Yeah, and 117 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 1: that's all your thing about. It's like, no, but what 118 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 1: I'm doing this is for a good reason. Yeah, it's 119 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:08,279 Speaker 1: like the way our brand was designed, Like there's no 120 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 1: evolutionary benefit to realizing your wrong when you're arguing with 121 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 1: another person, like because just those people would just fight 122 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 1: you until you die or something. You know, Like how 123 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:25,320 Speaker 1: it's playing out on a national state, it's yeah, we're 124 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,600 Speaker 1: just meant to, you know, figure out what our team 125 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 1: is and fight on that team. Kind of. I think 126 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:35,040 Speaker 1: we're more evolved than that we're getting we have those 127 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 1: old habits, yes, and that's why sports are good. Yeah, 128 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,200 Speaker 1: and I think those outlets are good because we figured 129 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:43,360 Speaker 1: out avenue is not to just team up and we're 130 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:46,400 Speaker 1: gonna kill that group over there. Yeah. I'm not saying 131 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:49,160 Speaker 1: that we should do that, but a good joke my 132 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 1: my wife had was like about the truck. She was like, 133 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,440 Speaker 1: you know those commercials, you hear like you got a 134 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:56,280 Speaker 1: jump card, and she's like, always thought, like, you know, donated. 135 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:58,320 Speaker 1: She's like, the hill has a junk Oh my god, 136 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:02,800 Speaker 1: we have, but there it is getting you're donating it 137 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,520 Speaker 1: cars for kids. No, I sold it to a junkyard 138 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,160 Speaker 1: because you can get money pay it. Yeah, you've got 139 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:12,480 Speaker 1: mouths of feed. I also, in addition to the behind 140 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 1: the scenes look at how they came up with that 141 00:08:14,720 --> 00:08:17,240 Speaker 1: meme to full Jeff Bezos, I also want to find 142 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,160 Speaker 1: out the behind the scenes ad agency work that came 143 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:25,120 Speaker 1: up with those cars for kids ads. You know. Yeah, 144 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 1: it's so strange, it is, and they're always strange in 145 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:34,000 Speaker 1: the exact same way. They've done multiple iterations over the years. 146 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:37,320 Speaker 1: And yeah, it really feels like you are having a 147 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:40,360 Speaker 1: horrifying acid trip. I just don't like that the keyboard 148 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,319 Speaker 1: player his ship is not plugged in at all, no 149 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 1: none power chord. I feel like my man on guitar 150 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,880 Speaker 1: does have at least a quarter inch going from his 151 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,440 Speaker 1: guitar to the amp right, but he's not even touching 152 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 1: any part. I don't know what I don't know what 153 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:59,040 Speaker 1: mode he's in based on those fingerings. I'm saying, let's 154 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:05,520 Speaker 1: talk about a mystery that has been confounding authorities. And 155 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: there's like guys for years Naddic Massachusetts, the parking lot pooper. 156 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:16,040 Speaker 1: They have finally worn villain fifty one year old Andrea Grocer. 157 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:21,720 Speaker 1: She is allegedly, okay, kept pooping outside of a sporting 158 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:25,640 Speaker 1: the same sporting good story about eight times, and she's 159 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:29,760 Speaker 1: been charged with eight counts of wanton destruction of property. 160 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:33,600 Speaker 1: I didn't realize pooping was wanton destruction of property because 161 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,320 Speaker 1: you can clean it up, you know, want to touch 162 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:39,120 Speaker 1: it afterwards. Though it depends on what got poop on it, 163 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,559 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. If it's a priceless thing, 164 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:43,240 Speaker 1: you know, it depends on the kind of poop. I 165 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,599 Speaker 1: don't know, man, It's all about how the thing is 166 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,080 Speaker 1: to you. And this is a whole other topic of discertion. Uh, 167 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:51,360 Speaker 1: like the structural integrity. I mean, yeah, well if you 168 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:53,720 Speaker 1: can hose it off, well can you hose it off? 169 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,280 Speaker 1: I think it's the first question. If I have to 170 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,840 Speaker 1: touch it, I could hold it off. Anybody who's had 171 00:09:56,880 --> 00:10:00,480 Speaker 1: a dog knows the there's something that are just not 172 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:04,440 Speaker 1: not good. Yeah. So what happened was that it all 173 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:07,440 Speaker 1: started apparently in December at the store owner was like 174 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,120 Speaker 1: called the cops. He's like, yo, I'm looking. He calls 175 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:14,800 Speaker 1: described as mounds of feces in his parking lot. And 176 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:17,560 Speaker 1: they first the cops, like when they were first looking 177 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:18,839 Speaker 1: at him, they come by, They're like, I don't know, 178 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,600 Speaker 1: that's gotta be an animal, man. It's like a lot 179 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 1: of ship what's going on? But then they found toilet 180 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,200 Speaker 1: paper and ship and wipes in the area. And then 181 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:31,000 Speaker 1: they also the bow movements the b ms were caught 182 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:34,280 Speaker 1: on camera, but the license plate of the car was 183 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,720 Speaker 1: always shielded, so they're like, funk, we don't like we 184 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,960 Speaker 1: see it. There's this person. We see this lady taking 185 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,160 Speaker 1: wild ships in the parking lot. So then uh, this 186 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,359 Speaker 1: is this is when you love to see police resources 187 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: going to something worthwhile they increased patrols in the area 188 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:52,160 Speaker 1: in an effort to catch her, and they've literally caught her. 189 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,480 Speaker 1: I don't know, not literally, but they caught her. Red 190 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:58,520 Speaker 1: asked I guess, uh, and they were. They pulled up 191 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:02,120 Speaker 1: seven seven am on Wednesday of last week, got her, 192 00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:06,480 Speaker 1: got hauled her ass into the county. And the photo, 193 00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:09,600 Speaker 1: the mug shot is the most ashamed looking mug shot, 194 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,880 Speaker 1: Like I almost feel a feel for Yeah, I'm always 195 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:17,640 Speaker 1: she's clearly dealing with something that's not like that she 196 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:20,600 Speaker 1: just doesn't have control of right now. I mean, look, 197 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 1: the most cynical way is she gets off on taking 198 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:25,000 Speaker 1: ships and parking lots. She hates the owner or some 199 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 1: ship and she got caught and she she feels bad 200 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:29,560 Speaker 1: she got caught. Or yeah, maybe she's going through some 201 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,840 Speaker 1: ship and that's the only way. At first, like just 202 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,160 Speaker 1: from the headline alone, I was thinking, maybe she's like 203 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:39,840 Speaker 1: a jogger, because that's what that woman in Colorado exactly, 204 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:48,120 Speaker 1: because that has happened to me on a trail. You 205 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,040 Speaker 1: can't stop it, you can't stop it, but this is 206 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:53,880 Speaker 1: and it's happened to you by by saying it, it's 207 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,200 Speaker 1: happened to you. Eight times at the same place, right 208 00:11:56,200 --> 00:12:02,520 Speaker 1: at the same parking lot, but for her to get 209 00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:05,480 Speaker 1: in her car to bring wipes, Yeah, that shows you. 210 00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 1: That's like, that's where I'm like, this is vandalism, right, 211 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,440 Speaker 1: like you're trying to you don't. I don't know what happened, 212 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,920 Speaker 1: Like the guy sell you a shitty racket or something 213 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:17,000 Speaker 1: like a tennis raggett. The something wasn't right, the hockey 214 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,520 Speaker 1: shoulder pads weren't good enough. I don't know. I'm still 215 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:21,400 Speaker 1: gonna side with her on this one, guess. But her 216 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:24,600 Speaker 1: hygiene is great. Yeah, I mean yeah, because whenever I 217 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 1: hear people doing like wild ships out in the open world, 218 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,199 Speaker 1: like who are doing like like a jogger pooper? I like, 219 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,800 Speaker 1: are they not wiping? Are they not coming prepared? So 220 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:38,400 Speaker 1: you know, she could be the new spokesperson for I 221 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,000 Speaker 1: don't know. Oh yeah it was it met a Musli 222 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,920 Speaker 1: Terry health. Yeah, Fibra one. Take Jamie Lee Curtis off 223 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:49,160 Speaker 1: the Oh yeah no, don't do the active. Yeah, you'll 224 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:56,839 Speaker 1: take a job and bring your wipes. Yeah great, Yeah, Well, 225 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:01,840 Speaker 1: solved up is a myth? What's something people think it's true? 226 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:04,520 Speaker 1: You know, to be false? Horror vice versa. Oh, Okay, 227 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,360 Speaker 1: did I I can't remember if I've done this here before, 228 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:13,480 Speaker 1: but there is a myth that Australia doesn't exist. I 229 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:20,920 Speaker 1: mentioned this on the show. Is it's a conspiracy theory that, yes, yeah, 230 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,760 Speaker 1: that Australia as a continent doesn't exist. What happens is 231 00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:26,040 Speaker 1: people get on a plane and then they're flown in 232 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:31,120 Speaker 1: the sky for hours, taken to somewhere in South America, 233 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:35,520 Speaker 1: I think, and then actors are hired to speak Australian, 234 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 1: and I mean, I don't know how they get around 235 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 1: like kangaroos and stuff, roos and wallabies, because that's the 236 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,080 Speaker 1: first thing when you're in Australia, like, oh my god, 237 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:49,160 Speaker 1: this is wild. But yes, that apparently Australia is just 238 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,840 Speaker 1: all made up. Yeah, I mean, you know, I talk 239 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,880 Speaker 1: about this a lot, and some of the Facebook groups 240 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:57,920 Speaker 1: I'm in just about used to perpetuate this myth that 241 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,440 Speaker 1: there is such a thing as down under this great 242 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,839 Speaker 1: firmament that we live on, which is really more akin 243 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:07,600 Speaker 1: to a snow snow dome diorama, I would say, floating 244 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:11,520 Speaker 1: through the heavens um. But yeah, I mean, like, if 245 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:14,120 Speaker 1: I dig far enough underneath my house, I'm like in 246 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:16,400 Speaker 1: the UK. I'm probably gonna hit Australia, right, So why 247 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,600 Speaker 1: haven't I hit Australia? No? Actually, well, based on I 248 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,360 Speaker 1: think if the Earth is flat, so you would just 249 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,720 Speaker 1: fall at the bottom into the infinite space, I think, 250 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,560 Speaker 1: or a lot of those. But they've hired actors. They've 251 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:28,800 Speaker 1: hired actors. The thing I love about that is that 252 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 1: like the idea that there is this amount of effort 253 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,240 Speaker 1: going into being like yep, and then these people will 254 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:39,040 Speaker 1: talk a made up language. We've created an entire history 255 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:41,840 Speaker 1: about it being a penal colony. Uh, and then you know, 256 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:48,720 Speaker 1: check out the ruse. It's also suggests a really like 257 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 1: vast reservoir of actors who are imaginative enough to have 258 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:57,760 Speaker 1: made up that accent and like perfected it. Maybe it 259 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:02,600 Speaker 1: was an American actor trying to do a British Shacks 260 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:07,920 Speaker 1: What do you call that? What do you call that? Exactly? Yes, 261 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 1: I think you've you've got it, yeah, explained Chris Hemsworth. Right, yeah, 262 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,320 Speaker 1: uh see that's what we should do. Get him in 263 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 1: a box, see what happens if he'll spill the beans 264 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:22,000 Speaker 1: on what's really going on. I just googled Australia doesn't exist, 265 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,520 Speaker 1: and there's quite a bit of literature out there. I'm 266 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,040 Speaker 1: not saying it's accurate. I'm just saying that there's some 267 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:30,160 Speaker 1: interesting things to read. I'm going to do some independent 268 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,640 Speaker 1: research and then I'll determine for myself what's the over 269 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:36,200 Speaker 1: under on all of those articles somehow out of nowhere 270 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:41,840 Speaker 1: diverging into anti semitism or homophobia, because all of these 271 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 1: books are like, yeah, this one says the basic theories 272 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,240 Speaker 1: that Britain invented the convict colony of Australia as an 273 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:51,320 Speaker 1: excuse to execute tens of thousands of prisoners under the 274 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,720 Speaker 1: guys of transporting them. Today everyone is in on the prank, 275 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:58,400 Speaker 1: right down to the airline pilots ferrying tourists to decoit islands, 276 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:00,480 Speaker 1: and that act is playing the part like some real 277 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,800 Speaker 1: life version of The Truman Show. All the things you 278 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:06,000 Speaker 1: can call proof actually well fabricated lizing documents made by 279 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 1: the leading governments of the world, your Australian friends, that 280 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:14,240 Speaker 1: all actors and computer generate. I mean, here's here's an 281 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,840 Speaker 1: idea to go to quote unquote Australia, get on a 282 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:20,120 Speaker 1: boat and then just see if you can circumnavigate it. 283 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,200 Speaker 1: That would probably that would put it to rest. If 284 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,160 Speaker 1: it's a secret island or where you are, I mean, 285 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:29,080 Speaker 1: I think just I don't know what to say. I mean, wait, 286 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,640 Speaker 1: I guess if you scre island, then you could say 287 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,680 Speaker 1: if you are a flat earther, though, that would be 288 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,840 Speaker 1: by far the best use of your money would be 289 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,320 Speaker 1: to go to Australia and live in the Truman Show 290 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,280 Speaker 1: for like a couple of weeks. Like that would be 291 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,800 Speaker 1: and just like try and be like a yeah, or 292 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,880 Speaker 1: commit a crime there and be like okay, yeah, we're 293 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:52,200 Speaker 1: going to cord very funny wigs, sir. Did the barristers 294 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,520 Speaker 1: wear wigs there? I don't know, Yes, they do. Fantastic alright, 295 00:16:55,560 --> 00:17:01,520 Speaker 1: we're a real court that on weekday? Yes? What is 296 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,600 Speaker 1: a myth? What's something people think it's true? You know 297 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:07,600 Speaker 1: to be false? Um, So the serpent and the story 298 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,760 Speaker 1: with Adam and Eve is never actually the devil in 299 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:16,480 Speaker 1: the Bible. It's only in Paradise lost as a plot device, 300 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:21,360 Speaker 1: and so most people just assume it's Satan as the serpent, 301 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:27,960 Speaker 1: but in reality it could be uh, Voldemort's snake. Yeah 302 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:36,960 Speaker 1: it oh man, No, that's true. Wait it's this, Well, 303 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,399 Speaker 1: who's the devil MTV. The devil was inside you all along, 304 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:45,120 Speaker 1: Oh my God. So in the in the Bible, there 305 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,880 Speaker 1: is a serpent that arrives in the garden of Eden. Yes, 306 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,439 Speaker 1: that tempts Eve to eat the apple because women are 307 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:55,760 Speaker 1: responsible for everything, and God kicks him out because God 308 00:17:55,840 --> 00:18:04,159 Speaker 1: likes androids. Um, that's a really patcho. But in Paradise Loss, 309 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:10,399 Speaker 1: John Milton uses that opportunity to embody Satan, right, So 310 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:14,240 Speaker 1: it's like one of the great characters in literatures, like 311 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,560 Speaker 1: this Satan who's like conflicted and he's like I'm evil. 312 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:22,959 Speaker 1: But it really, uh sort of pre or sort of 313 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:26,760 Speaker 1: predicts like the thing that happens with movies where like 314 00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:30,399 Speaker 1: the bad guy is more interesting than the good guy. Yeah, 315 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:34,440 Speaker 1: Like Satan in Paradise losses so much more interesting than 316 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,200 Speaker 1: like anything else going on than the fallen angel. Yeah, 317 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,879 Speaker 1: it really is. What I mean, is there like a 318 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,080 Speaker 1: VH one behind the Bible about the snake who's like 319 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,720 Speaker 1: smoking a cigarette like man, you know, the Paradise Loss 320 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:50,320 Speaker 1: made me the man so promoting fruits and vegetables. I 321 00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:53,400 Speaker 1: do want so are there alternative interpretations like are they 322 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:57,000 Speaker 1: just like no, it's just a straight up snake so 323 00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:01,560 Speaker 1: don't folk with snakes. Man, that's the whole point of that. 324 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:08,879 Speaker 1: Storn't know where it was an anti snake story. I 325 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:12,639 Speaker 1: was just trying to tell you where we are with 326 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:18,960 Speaker 1: the coronavirus, right, which I think actually we were talking about. Yeah, 327 00:19:19,119 --> 00:19:21,840 Speaker 1: there was a thing like we were talking about yesterday 328 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,120 Speaker 1: that it came from snakes. But there's a couple, there's 329 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:28,040 Speaker 1: a there's a many scientists who are a bit dubious, um, 330 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,800 Speaker 1: who are like, I don't know about this because I 331 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:32,159 Speaker 1: think it was one one report had that and you 332 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:35,200 Speaker 1: like with these days, people who are quote unquote journalists, 333 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:39,560 Speaker 1: you know, like us exactly just pgurgitated. I'm still sticking 334 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,680 Speaker 1: with my my gut on this one. Man, that ship 335 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,080 Speaker 1: came from snakes, all right, based on the Bible. Man 336 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:49,040 Speaker 1: he based on the Bible, tells me, I mean the 337 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,240 Speaker 1: Garden of ed It in a way was like a market, 338 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,399 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, people go for like this place. Okay. 339 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,960 Speaker 1: You know. Also that ship is very frightening though when 340 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,520 Speaker 1: you read all the stories about like a lot of 341 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:03,800 Speaker 1: the Chinese New Year celebrations being like canceled to avoid 342 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:07,040 Speaker 1: people a bunch of people getting theaters movie theaters are 343 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,480 Speaker 1: shutting down. They're lying down cities that are but the 344 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,320 Speaker 1: world health organizations like no, no no, no, it's all good, 345 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,320 Speaker 1: it's all and they're they're lacking down, like cities that 346 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 1: are as large as Los Angeles in terms of population, 347 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:23,520 Speaker 1: but that I've never heard of because China is so big, 348 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:28,040 Speaker 1: so big, so populous. Alright, we're gonna take a quick break. 349 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:41,320 Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and we're back, and Q and 350 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,920 Speaker 1: On is also back to save you. They never went away. 351 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:52,680 Speaker 1: That's true. I mean the exactly, because that's the way 352 00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:56,320 Speaker 1: of Q and On the way. You know, the conspiracy 353 00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:59,480 Speaker 1: theorists who have been showing up in larger and larger 354 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:04,160 Speaker 1: numbers Trump events, who believe that Trump is actually working 355 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:09,080 Speaker 1: with the deep State to take down the deep space 356 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:13,080 Speaker 1: state because of child sex rings. And it's very convoluted, 357 00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:18,439 Speaker 1: but basic not it is very sample, very straightforward. And 358 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,120 Speaker 1: I am doing a deeper Southern accent because I don't 359 00:21:21,119 --> 00:21:24,720 Speaker 1: feel like that probably represents most of these people. You'd 360 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:28,160 Speaker 1: be surprised. I remember one of the rallies they had 361 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:30,760 Speaker 1: to I think it was for the Daily Show or something. 362 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,760 Speaker 1: They ran into a few que people and but it 363 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,879 Speaker 1: was interesting how quickly some of them when asked to 364 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,840 Speaker 1: just think slightly one or two steps deeper than they 365 00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:43,800 Speaker 1: already were, they began to kind of be like, huh, well, 366 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:49,119 Speaker 1: well they do seem like easily lead people. Absolutely, you 367 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:51,679 Speaker 1: have to when you're looking constantly at like dates and 368 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,400 Speaker 1: times of any tweet and trying to extrapolate some meaning 369 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,320 Speaker 1: about it, like oh, this came out this time based here, 370 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:59,120 Speaker 1: because this all these numbers mean this anyway, They're now 371 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:04,480 Speaker 1: taking on the coronavirus head on. They have been people 372 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:09,800 Speaker 1: like a lot of like the prominent people in that community, 373 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 1: like on YouTube, like this one guy Jordan's say that 374 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,440 Speaker 1: he's saying I'm going to have to get home and 375 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:19,320 Speaker 1: mms the whole state, mms the whole ship out of everything. 376 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:23,520 Speaker 1: Another account is like I'm gonna start using my spray. 377 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:27,320 Speaker 1: These are all mms like these are all concoctions related 378 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:31,359 Speaker 1: to the quote miracle mineral solution, which is something that 379 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:36,560 Speaker 1: has been promoted Yeah, very a miracle cure, which basically 380 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:41,480 Speaker 1: like drink bleach, y'all. It's not hey, it's a little bit. 381 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,320 Speaker 1: It's a little bit of blache. That's what they don't 382 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,919 Speaker 1: want you. It's water. Dawn is somebody selling this, like 383 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,200 Speaker 1: making money off of Oh, I don't know if there's 384 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,960 Speaker 1: I'm sure someone's making now, I guarantee you someone's making 385 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,840 Speaker 1: money off I don't know if they're selling like the 386 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,840 Speaker 1: Bleach solution, got it, but I think like there's like 387 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:01,280 Speaker 1: a recipe, and because then they say it, because you know, 388 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,959 Speaker 1: the claims are like it can cure autism, HIV, AIDS, 389 00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 1: cancer and there to that is death's exactly and and 390 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 1: a lot of like the f d A is like 391 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:15,720 Speaker 1: absolutely not when there's like there's no research even any 392 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:20,200 Speaker 1: like remotely close to what is it claims. The official 393 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:31,040 Speaker 1: statement was a deep sigh, deeper state than f d 394 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,920 Speaker 1: A guys, exactly the deepest of the deep state. As 395 00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:38,600 Speaker 1: Chief Police, a prominent anonymous Q and on account on 396 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,960 Speaker 1: Twitter put also one of the movies I'm looking forward 397 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:46,080 Speaker 1: to Chief Police to. Yeah, it's gonna be great. I'm 398 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:54,360 Speaker 1: selling be careful now you might end up being uh, 399 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,920 Speaker 1: you might get some followers like that, right, But yeah, 400 00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,439 Speaker 1: they're also saying like, look, you're talking about your drinking 401 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:04,840 Speaker 1: in these are like at a minimum, you're ingesting three 402 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,280 Speaker 1: thousand times more than what we consider the safe limit 403 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:11,280 Speaker 1: to interact with bleach like that. Yeah, you know, but 404 00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:17,760 Speaker 1: do you think any any bleach in your body not good? 405 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,399 Speaker 1: Don't spray it because they spray it, they drink it, 406 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,520 Speaker 1: they clean It's alright, big bleach, this big bleach if 407 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:28,280 Speaker 1: you ask me, right, I think even big bleaches like no, no, no, 408 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:33,680 Speaker 1: you're like what no? What? No? What are the other 409 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:37,800 Speaker 1: I mean? That was that was That was the bleach companies. Yeah, 410 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 1: their statement was like they're doing what goddamn it? What 411 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:46,440 Speaker 1: drinking it. Let's talk about myths. What is a myth? 412 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,960 Speaker 1: Let's something people think is true, you know to be false. 413 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,160 Speaker 1: I hate to keep going back to the well of horses. 414 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:56,919 Speaker 1: Um but I really hate horses. Um you hat Really 415 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:03,720 Speaker 1: horses kill more people than drunk drivers. That can't be true. 416 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:09,720 Speaker 1: It might be if you go back far enough. Absolutely, 417 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:14,359 Speaker 1: if you go if you recorded time up until about 418 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,440 Speaker 1: teen hundred. So I think the myth is that horses, 419 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:20,680 Speaker 1: like people. I think we're living through right now is 420 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:24,040 Speaker 1: a slow, attempted genocide of the human race planned by 421 00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:29,760 Speaker 1: big horse. Big horse. That's right. What is a way 422 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,080 Speaker 1: that you think people are underestimating the danger of horses, 423 00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:38,000 Speaker 1: like riding them and falling off its kicking kills a 424 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,000 Speaker 1: lot of people. A lot of people get killed by 425 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,240 Speaker 1: Don Draper's dad kicked to death by basically a horse. 426 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,560 Speaker 1: I think it was a mule. But that's just a 427 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:48,720 Speaker 1: shitty horse. Um, John Hammer, Don Draper, the character both 428 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:56,040 Speaker 1: um you know they as as the article you just 429 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,440 Speaker 1: pulled up shows Jack, they kill more people in Australia 430 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:03,080 Speaker 1: than venomous creatures. So Australia is the deadliest continent and 431 00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 1: the deadliest animal in Australia is the ignoble horse. Therefore, 432 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,919 Speaker 1: but when Australia gets cars like they're going to be 433 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:17,160 Speaker 1: that Yeah. But see that's the danger point in Jack, 434 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,920 Speaker 1: because when the horses realized they're not necessary anymore, they're 435 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,119 Speaker 1: really that's when they're gonna that's when they're going to 436 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:26,720 Speaker 1: try it. Horses are magnificent creatures precisely because I respect 437 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,880 Speaker 1: the danger they present. I'm not one of these horse lovers. 438 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,000 Speaker 1: I respect the horse because I know it could kill 439 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,920 Speaker 1: me with one swift kick right through my chest. Room 440 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,720 Speaker 1: it could. Oh my god, I've seen I've seen enough, 441 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,640 Speaker 1: Like you know, I've been on the internet enough looking 442 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,639 Speaker 1: at weird videos to see a horse kick is the 443 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,360 Speaker 1: last thing any person on Earth ever want, and it's 444 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,960 Speaker 1: the last thing a number of people on Earth experience, 445 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,119 Speaker 1: Like Don Draper's dad, right, that is is that a 446 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,639 Speaker 1: cutaway seen or is that just a childhood I think 447 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:58,639 Speaker 1: it's a mule, but like he's you know, there's like 448 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,760 Speaker 1: a scene see as a kid like his dad gets 449 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,600 Speaker 1: like kicked by a mule or something. Does he fly 450 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,400 Speaker 1: back like in the matrix? No, he just dies horribly, 451 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,960 Speaker 1: just right there in the head. I think it's in 452 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,240 Speaker 1: the head or the chest. I forget. I haven't watched 453 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:14,280 Speaker 1: Madman in a while. Yeah, pretty thirties death, I think. Yeah, 454 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,080 Speaker 1: most of the time you see videos of people like 455 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,480 Speaker 1: fucking around with a horse and like kind of smacking 456 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,880 Speaker 1: it on the ask look, you're that you're actually asking 457 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,320 Speaker 1: for that, And then we stave very far away from horses. 458 00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,280 Speaker 1: I mean I've been to a horse barn within the 459 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,239 Speaker 1: past couple of months. Taking your life into your own 460 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,040 Speaker 1: hands there, Jack, and they seemed very didn't take your 461 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:42,160 Speaker 1: kids away, I know it was there. They're very nice, peaceful, 462 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,520 Speaker 1: beautiful creatures as long as you respect them. Yeah, that's 463 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,520 Speaker 1: what they say about a lot of things, peaceful and 464 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:51,080 Speaker 1: beautiful until dude, don't don't trust a horse. The accusa 465 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:55,840 Speaker 1: are beautiful, Jack, they're deadly. Yeah, wow, that's what I meant. 466 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,720 Speaker 1: Did I say horses? I meant yakuza. That's sorry. I 467 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:01,880 Speaker 1: always get those confused. What do I want to talk 468 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,359 Speaker 1: about the fact that Trump Hotel in d C? Oh? Yeah, 469 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:09,280 Speaker 1: have you been there? I guess two years ago? Was 470 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,400 Speaker 1: there doing comedy? You're doing comedy at the Trump? No? God, 471 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,160 Speaker 1: no god, I wanted but I was, you know, around 472 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:17,680 Speaker 1: d C and these things you want to go see. 473 00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:19,840 Speaker 1: I was like, I'm going to that place. Did you 474 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,880 Speaker 1: got the Cosmic or the ping punk place, Ping punk 475 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:27,040 Speaker 1: pizza parlor? Oh yeah, comic just what they say it isn't. 476 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:32,199 Speaker 1: But the hotel is. It's extravagant. And then it's just 477 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,760 Speaker 1: this giant room because it's an old post office, so 478 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,160 Speaker 1: it is cool. Yeah, and it does feel like I 479 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:42,040 Speaker 1: sat there for a while. It's crazy overpriced. M Like 480 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,760 Speaker 1: it's that place where like a bud Light's like the 481 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:49,360 Speaker 1: cheapest cocktail, which doesn't even have alcohol, is eighteen dollars. 482 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,320 Speaker 1: What does it have? It's like a virgin content. I 483 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:57,520 Speaker 1: think it's like a mocktail. Yeah. No, I was like, 484 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,760 Speaker 1: what hold on they have. Um no, it's just that 485 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:04,360 Speaker 1: it's the cheapest drink is a mocktail for that's where 486 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,960 Speaker 1: you're entering. How it just looks like the shadiest, nicest 487 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,880 Speaker 1: place he's ever really must be the worst businessman in 488 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,600 Speaker 1: the world. So the whole thing is, you know, he 489 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,240 Speaker 1: has like a sixty year lease or something just having 490 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:19,080 Speaker 1: he's having to sell it. It opened in September, but 491 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 1: he's now just like if we're sucking underwater on this thing, 492 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,400 Speaker 1: so they have to get rid of it. Apparently in 493 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,800 Speaker 1: November they were reporting that like the hotel could only 494 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,440 Speaker 1: feel like half of its rooms throughout the year and 495 00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,720 Speaker 1: could never keep up with like hotels that weren't you know, 496 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:37,440 Speaker 1: aligned with racists. So uh, they've been having a lot 497 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,600 Speaker 1: of issues in terms of a business. The real victims, though, 498 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:43,320 Speaker 1: of this hotel being sold to a new owner and 499 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:46,920 Speaker 1: most likely being rebranded, is that all the MAGA groupies 500 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:50,160 Speaker 1: will have nowhere to go in DC that was like 501 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,800 Speaker 1: their one safe space because like you remember, like when 502 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:59,760 Speaker 1: Kirsten Nielsen went out to like fucking eat anywhere. So 503 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,560 Speaker 1: a lot of the people are like lamenting. There's one guy, uh, 504 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,760 Speaker 1: you know, like one of these Trump personalized on twitters 505 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,320 Speaker 1: treating He's like, what will happen to the maga networking 506 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,560 Speaker 1: and social scene in Washington, d C. Then there's nothing 507 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:14,520 Speaker 1: like the Trump Hotel, nor will many places be as 508 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:19,520 Speaker 1: accommodating two racists. So I think they are like a 509 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:23,200 Speaker 1: couple of places are like some you know, lower level 510 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,320 Speaker 1: of bars that they could go to. But I think 511 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,520 Speaker 1: the Trump Hotel was one of the few places like 512 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,240 Speaker 1: you could wear a suit and felt like, oh, we're 513 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,400 Speaker 1: high falutin. It is the it That's what it felt like. 514 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,400 Speaker 1: And it looked like a place where it was like 515 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:46,400 Speaker 1: criminals acting like people right right, right, right right right, 516 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,280 Speaker 1: that's I mean, that's what it was. Just it was 517 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,120 Speaker 1: just interesting. I was wearing like sweatpants walking through there 518 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:56,640 Speaker 1: where you asked to leave. No, no, yeah, they actually like, here, 519 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,680 Speaker 1: we have a suit for you. Well, I've also traveled 520 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,480 Speaker 1: enough and I've I give an air of any any place. 521 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,360 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm supposed to be there. So they don't 522 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,240 Speaker 1: especially have tails, so they don't act like, you know, 523 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:11,920 Speaker 1: if you don't like you're not supposed to be there, 524 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,160 Speaker 1: they can't say ship. So yeah, I think the whole 525 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,560 Speaker 1: people are kind of a lot of uh people who 526 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,080 Speaker 1: were spending time in d C, like with that Maga 527 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,440 Speaker 1: crowd and saying, like the scenes just different now man, 528 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,320 Speaker 1: it's like it ain't the same. Yeah, just like because 529 00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:30,600 Speaker 1: you know they're we've we've constantly brought up articles about 530 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:35,440 Speaker 1: like the the the sad existence that Trump supporters who 531 00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,760 Speaker 1: work in d C have like going around like they 532 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,480 Speaker 1: can't date, Nobody wants to fuck them, nobody wants to 533 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,880 Speaker 1: talk to them. It must be seen with them. So 534 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,560 Speaker 1: I mean it is diminishing, right, Like I mean just 535 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,880 Speaker 1: when you look at even people who are willing to 536 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:53,240 Speaker 1: work for that administration, there's a ton of fans. Man. 537 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:55,920 Speaker 1: You know when you're DC, you still see those people 538 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,480 Speaker 1: who were just like oh wow, were you Especially at 539 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,959 Speaker 1: the airport, it's a trip. Like the gift stores are 540 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,640 Speaker 1: just like yeah they got maggat ship that you can 541 00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,480 Speaker 1: buy and the gift stores there at the airport, Yeah, 542 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:11,120 Speaker 1: are you fucking d C? Look, it's a it's it's 543 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,600 Speaker 1: it's not just it's not just like it's just it's 544 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,600 Speaker 1: just like and it's wild when you're like, it's funny. 545 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,160 Speaker 1: I was just comparing it. I was in d C 546 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,800 Speaker 1: like a few months ago leaving that everyone like, look 547 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,400 Speaker 1: at this bullshit in here. But I'm like I get 548 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:24,560 Speaker 1: it that this is what we do. We sell to 549 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,959 Speaker 1: people who want most of that town, like half that 550 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:31,440 Speaker 1: town is a gift shop, yeah exactly. And then comparatively Burbank, 551 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,479 Speaker 1: if you go to Burbank Airport, like this ship they 552 00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:40,160 Speaker 1: sell them there's like cb D stands yeah right yeah, 553 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:44,360 Speaker 1: um Burbank Airports ship Yeah, oh a number one. It 554 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,040 Speaker 1: really is stunning though, because I mean they were allowed 555 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,600 Speaker 1: to like this was a place where he just did crime. 556 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,800 Speaker 1: He was like yeah, you can like come in and 557 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,120 Speaker 1: uh stay there, and like foreign leaders would stay there 558 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,840 Speaker 1: and just like giving so much money just so that 559 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,560 Speaker 1: you know, he would like them, like he was a 560 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:06,440 Speaker 1: record labeled owner, right exactly. Like yeah, like where he's 561 00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,840 Speaker 1: just like the high houses where all the fucking y'ah 562 00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:12,280 Speaker 1: who stay and you deliver the cokes on the fourth floor, 563 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,960 Speaker 1: maths on the fifth floor, and the hookers are on 564 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,280 Speaker 1: their third floor, male or female because you know it's 565 00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,760 Speaker 1: modern day, but that's that kind of And they were 566 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:24,480 Speaker 1: able to stake themselves like millions of dollars up front 567 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:30,480 Speaker 1: with the uh with the inauguration like that's being investigated 568 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,400 Speaker 1: for overpayments. Maybe a pro publica did a great thing 569 00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 1: and they were like, um, this is wild. How much 570 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,800 Speaker 1: were you charging? Yeah, how much were you paying yourself? 571 00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:43,720 Speaker 1: And then the government's like thanks, we'll take it from here. 572 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:48,880 Speaker 1: Well we'll get yelled at for acknowledging it. Let's talk 573 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:54,640 Speaker 1: about the new emoji. We all really gotten on board 574 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:58,760 Speaker 1: not calling them emoticons anymore. Yeah, I think because emoticons 575 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,400 Speaker 1: were is that the ones you would make out of 576 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,000 Speaker 1: like alpha newmeric sign. Yeah, that was the g And 577 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,239 Speaker 1: then emoji is like in Japanese like emotional letter or 578 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,960 Speaker 1: simmabol and that's where we get all the faces and 579 00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:15,560 Speaker 1: crying and puke face and daisies and vampires and ship. 580 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,400 Speaker 1: But it's weird. They keep adding more and more. I 581 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,520 Speaker 1: feel like I don't notice when there's more, Like there's 582 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,040 Speaker 1: I think the last one had over eighty or something 583 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,560 Speaker 1: at and I'm like, oh really, And then I'm like, 584 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,279 Speaker 1: oh cool, who's in charge of that? Could be a 585 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,160 Speaker 1: like a brunette vampire if you want. Is there like 586 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:35,040 Speaker 1: a central authority? There is the Unicode Consortium, and that's horrible. 587 00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:40,360 Speaker 1: Alex Schmidt, current host of the Cracked podcast. Our former 588 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:45,359 Speaker 1: colleague just submitted a bison emoji that got approved. That's 589 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,120 Speaker 1: in this batch of updates. So now Alex Schmidt and 590 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,839 Speaker 1: Kevin Costner will both be the only two people who 591 00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:55,600 Speaker 1: can say they did all they could. Oh, you're using 592 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:59,239 Speaker 1: the buffalo emogi? Oh real, casually? Huh. The there's a 593 00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,960 Speaker 1: lot of food. One I like, the little seal holding 594 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,279 Speaker 1: its belly, won't use it made me laugh. And then 595 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,480 Speaker 1: there's one that is going to be a chef's kiss, 596 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,080 Speaker 1: which I think is important. It's important, But what it 597 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,520 Speaker 1: is I believe it's pinched fingers, kind of like an 598 00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:20,200 Speaker 1: Italian like egg. That's critical for Italian American culch exactly. Yeah, 599 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:26,319 Speaker 1: will be reduced. But they say, you know, you pair 600 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,000 Speaker 1: that with the kiss, like the lips boom, now you 601 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:35,200 Speaker 1: got now and now chef's hat chefs, Yeah, pinched fingers, 602 00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,120 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's all up to you. That's the 603 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,600 Speaker 1: beauty of these things. And then now we're getting blueberries, 604 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:46,680 Speaker 1: bell peppers, flatbread, tomali fon due, teapot, mouse trap okay, 605 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:51,480 Speaker 1: potted plant, a tooth brush, and many other ones. Thank god, 606 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,520 Speaker 1: there's a toothbrush. Yeah, there's another it's like a roach 607 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,680 Speaker 1: and just one's like a rock. I mean, I guess 608 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,560 Speaker 1: is this where is this where we're headed? Where like 609 00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,520 Speaker 1: there are going to be some people who are completely illiterate, 610 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:09,279 Speaker 1: and just these are our new hieroglyphics. I mean are they? 611 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:14,000 Speaker 1: Are they replacing ones that like, are some being retired 612 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,319 Speaker 1: as they bring in new ones? Because I haven't heard 613 00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:19,239 Speaker 1: of one being retired. They should, right, I mean it 614 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,400 Speaker 1: needs to because otherwise it's just gonna be harder and 615 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,880 Speaker 1: harder to find the one you're looking for. Oh, so 616 00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:27,560 Speaker 1: you're saying there should be some kind of like relegation system, 617 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,880 Speaker 1: Like there's twenty six letters. We don't just add new letters, 618 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,120 Speaker 1: so we should take them away if we had new ones, 619 00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:38,880 Speaker 1: propose a new letter right now, John faking like a 620 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:48,480 Speaker 1: cube slower? There we go. Yeah, that's only good for 621 00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:54,360 Speaker 1: anton Fuqua Exactly. You could say, exactly, Yeah, that's what 622 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,839 Speaker 1: like the rebels, So that's how they pronounced few. Well, 623 00:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,560 Speaker 1: all right, I bubble t I'm glad we have it. 624 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,080 Speaker 1: Can't believe teapot and bubble tea were added at the 625 00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,440 Speaker 1: same time. It seems like teapot was a really been 626 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:10,200 Speaker 1: around oversight that really says a lot about modernity. Yeah, 627 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:14,240 Speaker 1: it does, Olive. Come on, guys, all of the first 628 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:22,040 Speaker 1: food added, first food perspective history. Damn it. All right, 629 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,080 Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back, 630 00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:38,239 Speaker 1: and we're back. Let's talk about punks Attony Phil. He 631 00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:43,600 Speaker 1: is being approximated with an Ai Peter wants the town 632 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:48,600 Speaker 1: of punks Attani to end their tradition starting seven, they've 633 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,680 Speaker 1: been bringing out the old groundhog to be like how 634 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:55,400 Speaker 1: much more winter will there be? And now Peter, because 635 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:58,040 Speaker 1: you know they're all about the earthqual dreamers and animal 636 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,960 Speaker 1: entertainments and his inter arason with humans, Pete is angry. Yes, 637 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,960 Speaker 1: they say times change, traditions evolve. It's long overdue for 638 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,640 Speaker 1: Phil to be retired. By creating an Ai Phil, you 639 00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,720 Speaker 1: could keep punk Sitani at the center of Groundhog Day, 640 00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:16,400 Speaker 1: but in a much more progressive way. Talk about taking 641 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:20,440 Speaker 1: your town's annual tradition in a fresh and innovative direction. 642 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,640 Speaker 1: And I say that wrong because I just think it's hilarious. 643 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,080 Speaker 1: Did they spell it wrong? No, I just like when 644 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,560 Speaker 1: I want to make fun of people, think using innovative 645 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:32,680 Speaker 1: in such a packy wamp. Yeah, Oh, it's innovative. Um, Yeah, 646 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:35,880 Speaker 1: in the future, Miles, if you sit upon the crest 647 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Speaker 1: of one of the last bits of dry land in 648 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:43,600 Speaker 1: North America watching the jet ski gangs fight it out 649 00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,319 Speaker 1: over what used to be Los Angeles, as your son 650 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:49,400 Speaker 1: or daughter says to you, Daddy, when the waters were rising, 651 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:52,799 Speaker 1: what did the good people do to stop it? And 652 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,399 Speaker 1: you'll say, we did everything we could. We did every 653 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,719 Speaker 1: You'll think about that rope bot graund talk. We did 654 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,440 Speaker 1: a absolutely everything we could. That's a good opening to 655 00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,880 Speaker 1: this film where I shed a single tear because I 656 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,800 Speaker 1: realized my family and I are about to be murdered 657 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,399 Speaker 1: by roving jet ski game. And then you go into 658 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,600 Speaker 1: the reflection of my tears and you go into the 659 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,600 Speaker 1: first AI punk and that the whole movie is just 660 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,040 Speaker 1: about that quest exactly. But the opening is really dark, 661 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,520 Speaker 1: family about to be just and the last line is 662 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:30,640 Speaker 1: you saying we did absolutely everything we could everything. There 663 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,959 Speaker 1: was no other way to prevent the black fade to black. 664 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,680 Speaker 1: But it's funny because their whole thing is again they're 665 00:39:35,719 --> 00:39:39,120 Speaker 1: saying they're a prey species. Their argument in terms of 666 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,960 Speaker 1: in terms of like an ethical treatment of animal thing 667 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:46,120 Speaker 1: is it's a prey species. They actively avoid humans. Being 668 00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:49,439 Speaker 1: in close proximity to the public causes these animals great stress. Okay, 669 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,200 Speaker 1: let's see if their hair is gray. That's how we 670 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,440 Speaker 1: really know. Um And when Philis dragged out of his 671 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,680 Speaker 1: hole and held up held up to flashing lights and crowds, 672 00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,480 Speaker 1: he has no idea what's happening, So would no other 673 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:03,520 Speaker 1: fucking animal or know what's happening. I'm sorry that. I mean, 674 00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:06,839 Speaker 1: I understand the other things, really understand it very well. 675 00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,560 Speaker 1: But it's not like the problem is like, Okay, I'm sentient. 676 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:16,640 Speaker 1: I know, I'm I'm punk Stani from my name. Wait, 677 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:20,759 Speaker 1: but what are all these people doing? I mean, like 678 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,560 Speaker 1: if that like it's one of those things like I'm 679 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,520 Speaker 1: never gonna stand up in support factory farming. But if 680 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:27,759 Speaker 1: like your your choice for an evil to fight is 681 00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,120 Speaker 1: like once a year, this animal, whose health and welfare 682 00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:34,640 Speaker 1: are otherwise deeply cared for, has a stressful day. An 683 00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,000 Speaker 1: animal that would have been a prey animal living in 684 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:41,399 Speaker 1: the wildly predators now yeah, having no predators, now one 685 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:45,799 Speaker 1: rough day. Come on. Yeah, And you know they they 686 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,279 Speaker 1: fight tooth and nailegance factory farms. But I think this 687 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:51,640 Speaker 1: is their newest moment to sort of read shoehorned their name. 688 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,200 Speaker 1: And the best is the guy who is the president 689 00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:58,600 Speaker 1: of the Punk Satani Groundhog Club, This guy Bill Deely. 690 00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,840 Speaker 1: He's like, look, Phil has treated well and he enjoys 691 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,560 Speaker 1: his routine. He's fed a healthy diet, his habitat his 692 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:08,720 Speaker 1: temperature controlled. The fucking burrow is inspected by the Department 693 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:12,239 Speaker 1: of Agriculture every year. But this is the best part, 694 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,480 Speaker 1: which shows you how ass holy humans are. This is 695 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,000 Speaker 1: when he completely negates everything goes And if he's so 696 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,640 Speaker 1: fearful of the cameras, if he's so fearful of us 697 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,840 Speaker 1: in the crowds, why didn't he just make an attempt 698 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,359 Speaker 1: to run away? Then? Oh, come on, Mike drop that's 699 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:32,759 Speaker 1: his rebuttal to this everyone, Um, there's no clear winter. Well, 700 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,680 Speaker 1: I'm ready for the waters to take us. Has to 701 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,640 Speaker 1: be and Punk Satan you Phil to lead us against 702 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,800 Speaker 1: the roving jet ski gangs. But the AI version otherwise 703 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:46,719 Speaker 1: it's exploded different exactly right. Pete also doesn't think we 704 00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,839 Speaker 1: should be allowed to have pets, right because they're not 705 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:54,080 Speaker 1: for animals. Have you talked to a dog, Peter the 706 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,799 Speaker 1: second I let his ass out, I'm sorry, there's objectively, 707 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,160 Speaker 1: no way to live better than with your kind of 708 00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,359 Speaker 1: it's kind of their whole deal. Friends and animal companions. 709 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,560 Speaker 1: We just think that they would have been better off 710 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:11,480 Speaker 1: if they got to live your own lives being hunted 711 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:16,600 Speaker 1: and also my insen yeah, he would never have existed 712 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:21,160 Speaker 1: without us, doesn't make I mean yeah, the again, No, 713 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:23,640 Speaker 1: this isn't a pro animal cruelty show by any start 714 00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,680 Speaker 1: of the imagination, but when you go to the extremes, 715 00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,200 Speaker 1: like oh yeah, I guess with the opening horse stuff, 716 00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:35,440 Speaker 1: that could seem like just animals loves I hate horses, 717 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,440 Speaker 1: I love animals. I just wish wealthy white people will 718 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:42,000 Speaker 1: care about people first. Yeah, I am not a huge 719 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,000 Speaker 1: fully agree, but I also think that, like in this 720 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,360 Speaker 1: world of constant frustrations like the ones we've gone through today, 721 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,920 Speaker 1: like one of the very few things I'm unequivocally proud 722 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:54,600 Speaker 1: of humans for making docks. Yeah, like, okay, we got 723 00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:58,360 Speaker 1: that one really really, especially when you're like the healing 724 00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:03,880 Speaker 1: magical properties, it's incredible. Yeah, they're like helping like people 725 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:12,120 Speaker 1: who are in our prison system, they find bombs. Dogs, Yeah, 726 00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:16,760 Speaker 1: they rule you know what, the animals companions who share 727 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,960 Speaker 1: our homes. But we believe that it would have been 728 00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,440 Speaker 1: in the animal's best interest if the institution of pet 729 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:25,760 Speaker 1: keeping breeding animals to be kept in regarded as pets 730 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:30,200 Speaker 1: never existed. I mean, I I in favor of like 731 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:35,280 Speaker 1: breeding dogs, like like there's plenty they look they can 732 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:37,279 Speaker 1: work on their own Yeah, they're they're doing all right. Look, 733 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:40,200 Speaker 1: I'm a magician. I can work on my own time. Yeah. 734 00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,240 Speaker 1: I mean, do you think any of these Pea people 735 00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,520 Speaker 1: are so like they love animals, but they're like, oh, 736 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:49,040 Speaker 1: I can't have an animal house. Yeah. I know a 737 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,520 Speaker 1: lot of them actually do fault, like have animals in 738 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,160 Speaker 1: their home, but like the attitude, their attitude is still 739 00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,279 Speaker 1: I don't think there should be any pets, but they're here, 740 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,520 Speaker 1: and so I'm going to try to take care of 741 00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,680 Speaker 1: these animals because it reduces their suffering. But I wish 742 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,839 Speaker 1: they'd never been. I wish they didn't exist because their 743 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,160 Speaker 1: existence is like explicit and it's like but I can't 744 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,759 Speaker 1: but but they're off with me, even though I think 745 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,680 Speaker 1: the institution is cool. But then I ye, there's other 746 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:19,120 Speaker 1: ship dogs like come on, yeah, well, I mean look, also, 747 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,920 Speaker 1: I just don't know what I don't even know in 748 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,319 Speaker 1: their minds what they meant when they said an AI groundhog, 749 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,839 Speaker 1: like they would random number generator basically like algorithm like 750 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,600 Speaker 1: on a like running some like a computer program on 751 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:35,759 Speaker 1: a screen, and then be like winter more. It's like 752 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:39,600 Speaker 1: they just have such little respect for the intelligence of 753 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,840 Speaker 1: the people of Punk Satani that they're like, you'll still 754 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:46,040 Speaker 1: be a big deal, You'll still be the center of everything, 755 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,520 Speaker 1: like in a forward thinking way. It's like maybe they 756 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,839 Speaker 1: really believe that. I mean, no one's got a lot 757 00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:55,799 Speaker 1: of respect for the people of punk people of Punk 758 00:44:55,840 --> 00:45:01,839 Speaker 1: Satani saw to the earth, them and horses. I just 759 00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,800 Speaker 1: want to the official count. Let's just see. I just 760 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,319 Speaker 1: want to see how many punks utny fills there have been, 761 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,560 Speaker 1: because there is a record forty seems like a decent guess. 762 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,359 Speaker 1: But I don't know how long groundhogs live. I never 763 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:18,160 Speaker 1: mind a lot. Is it like a depressing number. I 764 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:24,399 Speaker 1: mean it's been since this year? Man, Yeah, they buy 765 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:30,640 Speaker 1: him in six packs. All right, that's gonna do it 766 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:35,240 Speaker 1: for this week's weekly Zeitgeys, please like and review the show. 767 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:39,680 Speaker 1: If you like the show, uh means the world to Miles. 768 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:44,239 Speaker 1: He needs your validation, folks. I hope you're having a 769 00:45:44,280 --> 00:46:03,400 Speaker 1: great weekend and I will talk to you Monday by S.