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Speaker 1: The Nikki Glaser. Guess here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's the Nicky Glazer Podcast. It's Wednesday.

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Speaker 1: So what do you guys think? How what was the

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Speaker 1: response to yesterday? I didn't get a chance to look

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Speaker 1: at any of it because I mean, I was highly

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Speaker 1: anticipating the release of our Murder one Murder Murder podcast

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Speaker 1: recap episode that you could have learned more from listening

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Speaker 1: to the actual one that we one and a half

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Speaker 1: times listened to, Um Andrew, did you here anything? I

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Speaker 1: saw a little feedback. A few people actually decided to

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Speaker 1: murder their spouse just because they're listening around minute. They

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Speaker 1: were a little, uh, a little upset that we weren't

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Speaker 1: doing segments. But no more Mary Morris has lost their

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Speaker 1: lives Chester and that's all that's left. That was all

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Speaker 1: of them. Oh my god, Yeah, no more Mary Moore

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Speaker 1: until there's another baby in nine months. N I mean,

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Speaker 1: it could be any man any time there are babies

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Speaker 1: that aren't being isn't it weird that someone's having sex

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Speaker 1: right now and that a human will like go on

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Speaker 1: the walk on the earth and be like, who I'm hungry?

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Speaker 1: It's five o'clock somewhere, Like there's some idiot that's being

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Speaker 1: made right now that's going to say those tacky phrases

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Speaker 1: in thirty years or whatever, or like, I mean, I

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Speaker 1: did this joke in my special. But like when girls

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Speaker 1: are like I want a baby, Oh my god, we're

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Speaker 1: having a baby, Like it's going to be a man someday.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever think about that? Like no one wants like, uh,

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Speaker 1: even a woman. Women are a little bit like to

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Speaker 1: say I'm having but no one says I'm having a man. No,

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Speaker 1: like a teenager, you're having a teenager that's gonna listen

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Speaker 1: to music that don't like really loud. Who's gonna hate you? Yes,

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Speaker 1: who's gonna say, dude, my mom and dad sucks. Is

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Speaker 1: it worst of a teenager who hates you or one

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Speaker 1: that's like you're their only friends? Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: think hates me would be way better. I'd rather them

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Speaker 1: hate me and like have their own friends rather than

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Speaker 1: be like, dad, what are you doing today? It's kind

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Speaker 1: of think that most of the time the dad you're

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Speaker 1: my only friend is precipitated by the dad loving that

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Speaker 1: you know, and the parent kind of starting that like

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Speaker 1: kind of incest. You what they're not calling it incests anymore?

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Speaker 1: What did my therapists call it? She's like, we want

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Speaker 1: to take away the word incest because when you when

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Speaker 1: you're when your parents treats you like a spouse or

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Speaker 1: like sposifies you, that's what it's called. Now. I think

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Speaker 1: SI spcify. I'm like, I'm glad someone's going to spocify me.

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Speaker 1: Might as well be my dad. Honestly, I can see

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Speaker 1: how you can be attracted to your parents because if

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Speaker 1: they look like you and you think you're hot, they

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Speaker 1: made you. It's they're coming stuff in you. They're come

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Speaker 1: in you there, Yeah, well you are there? Yeah? Where

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Speaker 1: they're late come and stuff is weird. Remember the very

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Speaker 1: beginning of Laco's talking where they're come where the sperm

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Speaker 1: or swimming? Do you remember that? It's around around, get around?

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Speaker 1: I get around, round, get around, and they're like did

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Speaker 1: a little like tadpoles are swimming. First of all, that

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Speaker 1: was amazing footage if it was real. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how the guy in there, I remember watching that. Wait,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I don't know what. It's

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Speaker 1: a video that came up with no no At the

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Speaker 1: beginning of Lac who's talking. They showed the inception of

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Speaker 1: the baby that's going to be Bruce Willis's voice, right,

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Speaker 1: and so the sperm are all swimming and it's doing

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Speaker 1: like the opening credits. It's a really cool scene that

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Speaker 1: is cemented in my brain because I remember seeing it

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Speaker 1: when I was four or five because it was on TV,

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Speaker 1: and I remember asking my dad what it was and

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Speaker 1: he was like, he had to be like, um, it's

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Speaker 1: like like, come, you know, I'm kidding. Remember making a

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Speaker 1: scientific term is a nut? Yeah, that's like a bunch

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Speaker 1: of nuts and a woman's yeah inside it gushy, pushy.

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Speaker 1: Thanks dad for making that palatable. Um, I remember. No,

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Speaker 1: do you remember as a kid knowing that things are

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Speaker 1: naughty or that there are things are adults that you

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Speaker 1: you know, there's something going on here that you aren't

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Speaker 1: ready to know, and that your parents. I hated it

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Speaker 1: because it felt like an inside joke that everyone when

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Speaker 1: oh my gosh, oh can you she almost just it?

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Speaker 1: And that's why I was onto Santa. I was onto sex.

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Speaker 1: I was onto so many things that I played dumb

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Speaker 1: for because I did not want to have that talk

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Speaker 1: that they were ever going to give me that talk specify,

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Speaker 1: but they do you know that Sposify just dropped Milia.

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Speaker 1: Yeah Neil Neil hung I heard? Um? Any wait, they

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Speaker 1: didn't drop him? Uh? What was I gonna say? I

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Speaker 1: feel like though, if I have a kid, do you

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Speaker 1: ever feel like like go back to your dad and

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Speaker 1: being like what sex? What's saying it? Like? And I

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Speaker 1: know people comedians have done this joke before, not being

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Speaker 1: able to like trust them. I know, I just won't

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Speaker 1: be able to answer so many of your questions, Like

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Speaker 1: I feel like, let's play. I want to play being

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Speaker 1: a mom. Alright, fine, um mom? How do fire trucks work? Well,

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Speaker 1: I actually don't know where the water goes into the

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Speaker 1: fire Okay, No, it's connected to the plumbing underneath the city.

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Speaker 1: That's Those are hydrants, you know, the things we can't

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Speaker 1: park in front of that the dog pisces on. Where

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Speaker 1: does the water come from? The nere um? I really

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Speaker 1: don't know. Do you want to go to the local

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Speaker 1: library and learn about it? No, I'd rather you just

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Speaker 1: tell me now, Mom. Well, I'm a dumb bitch and

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Speaker 1: never wanted you, and so mom, it's all come, honey,

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Speaker 1: I thought that. I thought it was a fire come

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Speaker 1: like I think it'll be let go. You ask me

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Speaker 1: a question. Those parents that makes up things like well

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Speaker 1: sometimes the guy is sad because I didn't listen once

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Speaker 1: in fifth grade to what happens with precipitation, Like can

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Speaker 1: I try? Can you ask me a question? Okay, um?

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Speaker 1: What are those on your ears? Their earrings? No, those

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Speaker 1: things that you're wearing on your ears, what are those? Oh?

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Speaker 1: These are headphones? What what are they? They connect to

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Speaker 1: the to zoom here and then you can get sound.

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Speaker 1: Why because the computer is talking inside my ears? Why?

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Speaker 1: Because uh C plus plus what's come? It's uh, it's

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Speaker 1: it's like the headphones. But that comes out of your day.

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Speaker 1: I honestly would be so bad. I really had no

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Speaker 1: You got me. I started thinking about what's going on

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Speaker 1: inside the computer that gets the sound into your just say,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm not good at that stuff. And that's why

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Speaker 1: some you're going to be better at that than me.

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Speaker 1: And that's if you were interested in that, why don't

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Speaker 1: we go get some books about it? Then you learn it.

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Speaker 1: And that's the beauty of having a kid, is that

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Speaker 1: you learn about things, you become smarter. Yeah, like my

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Speaker 1: parents they had me so they could learn about Taylor Swift.

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Speaker 1: Regret that yesterday we met some camels. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I love camels. We were you no, okay, So we

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Speaker 1: did not involve the camels. That's why Kerfect post about it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Perfect Changers too is going so well crazy? Are you

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Speaker 1: balky or am I? Um? So we were on location

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Speaker 1: desert over rough terrain in our Meetsubishi. Yeah, you bury

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Speaker 1: driving out there, you're either bungee jumping or kicking canyonyon

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Speaker 1: zip lining coming um, and we're there shooting some stuff

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Speaker 1: that you could ride camels and um. At the very

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Speaker 1: it was such a long day. No, so we started

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Speaker 1: at like what time, I mean, I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: We were out there for a while in the while,

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Speaker 1: well the whole day. Like I started at this one

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Speaker 1: thing I've ever done. I have to say. It was funny,

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Speaker 1: like the first time you did it, you were kind

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Speaker 1: of like doing it comedically, it seemed like, but then

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Speaker 1: real a couple of times. But it's the sands. I

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Speaker 1: kind of just like meant to fall, you know what

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Speaker 1: my god, they were they were like these thin, angry

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Speaker 1: It's if they just have to walk around it, and

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Speaker 1: it's kind of cool. In New York City, you live

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Speaker 1: ask a p a what they're filming, they'll lie to

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Speaker 1: you because it's all top secret and peace, fear for

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Speaker 1: their lives, and then and then it's cool. That's why

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Speaker 1: you get to watch things in your fucking bed when

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Speaker 1: you get home, because and it's not all done on

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Speaker 1: a green screen. It's because they gotta be out in

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Speaker 1: your life. Bitch. You can't all be on the Warner

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Speaker 1: Brothers lot. Do you want everything to look like Batman

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Speaker 1: forever in the streets of Gotham City? Come on, not

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Speaker 1: everything could be an old Western speaking of old weather.

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Speaker 1: So we're Oh my god, I fucking knew. Oh I

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Speaker 1: thought you were gonna reference something else. What did you think?

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Speaker 1: I mean? They were Oftentimes I felt like I was

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Speaker 1: in the set of a movie that's stalled production last year.

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Speaker 1: Oh that, I don't want to say. You made a

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Speaker 1: joke about it. Not a joke, but you said. At

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Speaker 1: one point, I kicked off my shoe during the beach

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Speaker 1: It was like a sandal, and I kicked it off

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Speaker 1: to get it out of the way, and it was well,

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Speaker 1: it's just just for girls to understand, like it was.

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Speaker 1: in her eye, Whereas if I get a little piece

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Speaker 1: of dust, I'm like everyone called like I can't function,

426
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Speaker 1: like right now, my eyes I got like dust in

427
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Speaker 1: them yesterday and It's caused me to have migraines because

428
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Speaker 1: I'm just just like my visions a little off. So

429
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Speaker 1: I'm just wondering like animals just like don't they didn't

430
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 1: They don't like whine about pain. They just deal with it.

431
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Speaker 1: But then you don't mean to compare it to human suffering.

432
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Speaker 1: But then I think about sometimes you remember when you

433
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Speaker 1: would see I mean it's going on now, but like

434
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: flies around starving people, and they would be like in

435
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Speaker 1: their eye and on their face and all over them,

436
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 1: and then after a while you just stop. They like,

437
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:43,360
Speaker 1: and you go, why aren't they batting those flies away? Right?

438
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:49,040
Speaker 1: But horse by the flies, Yes they do, Yeah, they

439
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 1: definitely do. But at some point I think that you

440
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Speaker 1: just become used to just discomfort constantly plaguing your body.

441
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 1: And when you're an animal that has a paw that

442
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Speaker 1: can't manip pulate something to get into your eye, like

443
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 1: dogs just have to go like that's why I just

444
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Speaker 1: scratched its eye. I just go like, you know, like

445
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Speaker 1: over its eye and give it a good nice eye rub.

446
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Speaker 1: And dogs are just like I've never been able to

447
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Speaker 1: get that. Yeah. Yeah, it's like when you get your

448
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Speaker 1: first massage, every like, what the fuck is this? I

449
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 1: don't know. Three legged dogs are stoked. They just don't

450
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: have that like connection of like I'm missing something that's

451
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: the beauty of an animal ego. Yeah, they're like, oh,

452
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Speaker 1: I'm not like that for legged dogs. It's just like

453
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Speaker 1: if a dog had ego or like an animal I

454
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Speaker 1: was like, I thought it was better. I mean, there

455
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 1: are some fucking little dogs like Maltese is and I'm like,

456
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Speaker 1: fuck you, dude, you're not richard than me. But they

457
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Speaker 1: can be a little bit more territorial. But I don't

458
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Speaker 1: think it's because they think they're better than anyone and

459
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Speaker 1: they don't get I guess some dogs with like painted

460
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Speaker 1: toenails and always go you need to give both of

461
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Speaker 1: them a treat, Nikki. They because one will get jealous,

462
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, but they didn't. The other one didn't

463
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Speaker 1: do a trick. They don't get it. Like treats are

464
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Speaker 1: for when you do for winners good behavior, you know,

465
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Speaker 1: like let's get the dot dog to do a trick,

466
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Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna do it. Luigi was the one

467
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Speaker 1: that sat. I'm not going to give Wiley one just

468
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Speaker 1: because he sat there, and he because he wants it. Maybe,

469
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Speaker 1: but I'm like, doesn't that refute the idea of training

470
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Speaker 1: a talk? But then Wiley ended up biting people, so

471
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: maybe you should. It's your fault, fault. Let's get to

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Speaker 1: uh the newsst oh man, I hope you're having all

473
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Speaker 1: the swells out there. It's Wednesday. You know what that means, folks,

474
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Speaker 1: It is Wen's a day. We got some great stories

475
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Speaker 1: for you. Let's start it off with a fun one.

476
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Speaker 1: Fortune Cookie gives a North Carolina man lottery numbers to

477
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Speaker 1: win four million dollars. WHOA yes, So after a weekly

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Speaker 1: meal at Charlotte's Red Bull restaurant Charlotte's Red Bull boll

479
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Speaker 1: Bowl red Bull like bow l Yeah, okay, Red Bowl restaurant,

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Speaker 1: he used the numbers to buy a mega millions. Ticket

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Speaker 1: Online added a dollar to make it a mega player ticket,

482
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Speaker 1: So when he watched all five white balls on January

483
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Speaker 1: eighteenth to win one million, it was quadruple four million dollars.

484
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Speaker 1: He took home two million, eight hundred forty dollars one

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Speaker 1: eight two million, forty two A little bit up so

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Speaker 1: that we don't look like a sad crimp on a bench.

487
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 1: Why I feel like people like this. I think it's

488
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: becoming a thing. I've gone so many men. I think

489
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: you forget there's a camera in front of you sometimes. Yeah,

490
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: I mean that's how you become freaking natural. Okay does

491
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Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder know how to play the piano? Um? Okay?

492
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: That is uh the fortune cookies did He also did

493
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Speaker 1: one of the balls say in bed? Does anyone get

494
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 1: that joke? Oh? Could you add in? I've never like

495
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: fortune cookies are were like the it's like, uh, you

496
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Speaker 1: know your virgo and here's like you always like attributed

497
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,439
Speaker 1: to whatever you're going through, like you'll read it be like, man,

498
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Speaker 1: this fortune fortune cookie knows me at least helpful in

499
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Speaker 1: that way because they're always good messages. They're never like

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Speaker 1: your friends all hate you. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, asshole

501
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: is a wild canyon. I'm like, what they're not eating

502
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: here again? Wait, so did you ever have the thing

503
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Speaker 1: too where you go, well, your fortune is not gonna

504
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Speaker 1: happen unless you eat the cookie, like you got to

505
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Speaker 1: eat the cookie. Oh no, those cookies are so disappointing.

506
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: I love those cookies, really pleasure. I like that you

507
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: like those because I think they're lower sugar than most cookies,

508
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: because they're a little bit like there's just a it's

509
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 1: just a blandness to them that never really did anything

510
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: for me. But I loved cracking them open and wasting

511
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: plastic and then just leaving. Yeah, and pay all that paper.

512
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying to think of a fortune that

513
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: like it's usually like you know, you will come across

514
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Speaker 1: something that you really want to do in three weeks.

515
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: Like it's never amount, it's never really specific. Yeah, and

516
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 1: I um, you know, guessing a number from a fortune

517
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Speaker 1: cookie and winning is just is it's just a coincidence

518
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 1: more than like we all have to go to Red

519
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: Bull now. You know, I've never I've never did you

520
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Speaker 1: play the lottery? Did you ever play like numbers like

521
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: the power ball? I think I played one time. And

522
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 1: I never checked it. Oh my god, you know what

523
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: I mean? Where they go there's the someone one I

524
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Speaker 1: didn't know I remember I googled it or no, I

525
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: don't even know if Google was around yet. And what

526
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 1: would you just got it? Maybe because someone else was

527
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 1: buying it at the grocer store, like fate, you felt like,

528
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: this is the time my mom used to play a lot.

529
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: I remember those little like, you know, white and pink,

530
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Speaker 1: pinkish like pieces of paper, a lot in her purse

531
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: with the lipstick where bloder lipstick. What about when you

532
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:21,239
Speaker 1: get stuck behind someone in a fucking convenience store who

533
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,280
Speaker 1: buys like seventy of them and he's like, all right,

534
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do you pick them, I'll do them, and

535
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:31,160
Speaker 1: then i'm gonna do a five. Honestly, that's when you

536
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: And then when they take those scratchers and they go

537
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: off and scratch them. That is someone who's at like

538
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 1: stage three of an addiction, where it's like you're doing

539
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,440
Speaker 1: something kind of embarrassing where everyone in line knows what's up,

540
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: but at least you're taking it elsewhere to start fucking using.

541
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 1: But the people that have just started scratching it on

542
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: the counter. There are some of the biggest addicts you'll

543
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: ever there is bad there steps away from being on

544
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: the street shooting up. You know, the people that you

545
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: just see shoot up in front of you and you know,

546
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm watching Heroin right now. It's because

547
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: they don't give a funk anymore because they're they're so

548
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: clouded by addiction that you know, most people keep their

549
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,040
Speaker 1: addictions hidden away from people because it's so you know,

550
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,239
Speaker 1: the depths of it is so shameful. And I bet

551
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: you anything as someone who used to be addicted to things.

552
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 1: You know, like I used to go only I used

553
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:26,840
Speaker 1: to only eat frozen yogurt, like only this first, well,

554
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 1: I used to go to different frozen yogurts. There are

555
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,120
Speaker 1: three different places in l A that served it that.

556
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: What do you say. I know, I'm just thinking about

557
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: you going to different because you don't want people to

558
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 1: see and I would wait until the person. This is

559
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: a common eating disorder thing. Anyone out there with an

560
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: eating disorder that binges, and you have your spot you

561
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,840
Speaker 1: go to. This is something I hear about all the time.

562
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: It is because you think it's unique because you figure

563
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: out ways, And I bet you anything people who are

564
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 1: gambling acts. They also do the same thing where you

565
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 1: don't want to go back when these people you wait

566
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,320
Speaker 1: like six hours, so the person shift has ended and

567
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: it's a new group of people that aren't going to

568
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: judge you for being there twice in a day. You

569
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: know what I would do, I would go. I would

570
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 1: lose the money to my you know, remember you used

571
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: to have limits on your ATM card, like two hundred bucks.

572
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: I would lose that around like I don't know, six pm,

573
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: per se, and then at at midnight I could get

574
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: another two hundred. So I would just sit around nor

575
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: in the quarter and not even be able to drink

576
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: because I had no money. And I would just wait

577
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: six hours, like figure out a way to do something

578
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: for six hours, get the money, and then go right back. Yes,

579
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: that's a fucking that's a that's not that. Yeah, that's

580
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: an attic. I mean, I'm sure that alcoholics for sure

581
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 1: get embarrassed with how how much they're drinking, and they

582
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,760
Speaker 1: have to hide it because they'll get cut off. Whereas

583
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: at a frozen yogurt place, I'm not gonna get cut off.

584
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: They'll maybe talk about me behind my back. But like

585
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 1: I used to do this, so what would you do?

586
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: So you go in you got to there was one,

587
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:00,080
Speaker 1: so there's an Olympic and I think, fucking, what's the

588
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: cross street? It doesn't matter. There's h a it's the

589
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: one that Demmi Levada was in line at and she

590
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: got in trouble because she was like, this place is

591
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 1: like antorractic, even sort of breeding ground, And it's true,

592
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: it is. It's like it's called the Big Chill. No

593
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: offense to them, no judgment. There a business, but you're

594
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: that's in air. Ex will go somewhere else. It's not

595
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: like if they shut down. Like, but there's one across

596
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: street called Penguins, and then there's the Big Chill and

597
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: they're on across from each other. And I would go

598
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: to one and then I go to the other, and

599
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: I would then have two giant things of it and

600
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 1: I would eat it until I was literally like puking up,

601
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: like I couldn't keep it down because I was so sick.

602
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: But I was so mad because I would be so

603
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 1: full that I would be mad that I was full

604
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: because I couldn't have any more of the thing that

605
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: was like would make the pain go away or whatever,

606
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: And so then you're so, but then you're so sick

607
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: that the sick feeling takes away whatever feeling you were

608
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: feeling that you're so it's just this constant thing and

609
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: then yeah, I would um go back the next day

610
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 1: every single day, would see the same people and I

611
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: would see the same customers to all these girls just

612
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: swimming inside zero jeans like it was honestly, you know,

613
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: it's crazy. It was crazy. Is that depending on what

614
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 1: you're buying, it's more judgmental. Like we go to the

615
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 1: same Starbucks every morning, no one gives a fuck. As

616
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 1: I will say that I have shame about Starbucks, and

617
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 1: I do kind of the same thing with our Starbucks.

618
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: The mobile order makes it easier because you don't have

619
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 1: to like order it and look someone in the eye.

620
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,399
Speaker 1: But my Starbucks people definitely know that their days where

621
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 1: I have three venti latte's and no one needs that.

622
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 1: No one needs a three venti latte's that are like these,

623
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: And it's just a very specific drink and it's not

624
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,840
Speaker 1: it's not even about the caffeine. It's just about this

625
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: like treat that I want. I mean, it's definitely goes

626
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: into like eating disorder stuff, but there are days where

627
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: I truly will wait or not go back because I'm

628
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: too ashamed to see those people see me get a

629
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: third even though I want it. And that's not why

630
00:34:55,640 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 1: you should not. Oh I us to a little mustache

631
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 1: and a hoodie. Oh my god, like like not not

632
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: not different orders, like you add one extra Stevia just

633
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: so it's like a little different. No, no, no, no,

634
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm not nu here gets so excited when I do

635
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: mobile orders that as a multiple people, because I'd be like, see,

636
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: I have friends, it's just not my three lattes a day.

637
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 1: Other people are in on this, and so now you

638
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: start ordering like oh yeah, Tom got milk, And I

639
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: know this is a common one. Different, This is a

640
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,400
Speaker 1: very common one for anyone out there with eating disorders.

641
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 1: And I and you might do this and you don't

642
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: even whenever someone jokes that they I ordered food and

643
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: I had to act like there were other people here

644
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: or that I was having a party because I wanted

645
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 1: I didn't want the delivery person to judge me. You

646
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: haven't eating disorder, like unless you're like stalking, unless But

647
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: I used to do that all the time of like

648
00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: whenever I get food, by the way, I get at

649
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: least four things of silverware because they think I have

650
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: a huge family. Now, I don't eat all of that

651
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: food generally, but sometimes I do. I eat massive about

652
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 1: the food still, Um, I feed myself. But it is

653
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: interesting when I come home and you've set the dinner

654
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:19,160
Speaker 1: table with like four plates, and then I just go around.

655
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: I go clockwise, sometimes counterclockwise. I switched it up. That's

656
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: why I wanted a room, because I couldn't I wouldn't

657
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 1: be able to hide my Like I eat weird, for sure,

658
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 1: but like when it keeps me in check more like

659
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: not doing disgusting things like you live with someone now

660
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: you can't eat as disgustingly as you probably wanted to.

661
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 1: Like you're not eating in bed anymore, right, not the

662
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: way you used to, not the way I use. There's accountability. No,

663
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 1: I don't do sushi's with my hands, and I doubt

664
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: that you're time. Yes. Uh. The other day Brennan came

665
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: out to the kitchen and it was like two am,

666
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 1: and I'm just naked in front of the free just

667
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: like looking through like what do we got? You know?

668
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: I really love the two am. What do we got?

669
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,279
Speaker 1: You know? Like? What are like left over. Oh my god,

670
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: nothing to me is better than cold leftovers. I love

671
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 1: like old, like not old, but nothing better. I don't know,

672
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: I fucking love it. I love when the fucking cream

673
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:26,840
Speaker 1: like becomes kind of like congeals. Yeah, not too congealed.

674
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: To the next news story one that was making you

675
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: laugh because you like aspects salad. Have you ever heard

676
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 1: of what that is? What aspeck to get things out

677
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 1: of that canyon? Aspect? I want to google what aspects

678
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: salad is a sp i c Yeah, it's like a

679
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: gelatin salad Eastern European food. Yeah, he would like that.

680
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: Don't act like you wouldn't eat that. Actually looks really good,

681
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 1: but the gelatine kind of concern so much sour cream

682
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: in like ward, you say that yesterday and I was like,

683
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: I haven't seen you eating anything the last four days though,

684
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: I just because I don't really Mexican food that much.

685
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: But yeah, we're eating a lot here in perfect in

686
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: Mexico or something. Um okay. Research finds that people who

687
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: are seen frowning in old photos are five times more

688
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 1: likely to divorce. I mean, this is just so on

689
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: the head, Like, yeah, I heard Andrew giggling heavily today,

690
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: and I thought he was he was writing jokes for

691
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 1: the show, and I thought he was laughing at his

692
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: own jokes. And I go, what are you laughing at

693
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: your own jokes? And he goes, no, one of the things, No,

694
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 1: note news stories, No, it's so funny. Um okay. So people,

695
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 1: if you look at your photos of you, like at

696
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: your wedding, like what I mean, what are we talking

697
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 1: about here? I was just thinking old old timey photos.

698
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 1: Every frowning in those, No, like old photos from when

699
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: you were first like dating and stuff. Like if you're

700
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: or like just people in general that smile more so

701
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,279
Speaker 1: if you if you're in the top ten of like

702
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 1: big smiles, you're less likely. Yeah, because I think people

703
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: divorce is symptomatic of people who are that probably got

704
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: married to elite to fix something that is broken inside

705
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,240
Speaker 1: them that causes them to frown in every picture anyway,

706
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: and that you're more likely to make decisions to just

707
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 1: you know, temporarily alleviate that on their wedding, their wedding

708
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: night in front of the cake. I don't like, who

709
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:47,719
Speaker 1: do you know that actually frowns in photos? Like a

710
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: legit frown not frowned. But I didn't smile for a

711
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: while living in New York. You know, you just do

712
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,720
Speaker 1: that straight face kind of thing. You're afraid to smile.

713
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: I also don't love my teeth when I smile. Um,

714
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: but you do a like a smilee, you know, like

715
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 1: a closed tooth. You know. Yeah, I I but that

716
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 1: wouldn't be in the top ten percent. I also think though,

717
00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: the people that really smile big, they tend to not

718
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 1: be like as aware of how maybe unhappy they really are,

719
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: and so they'll just stay married because they don't really

720
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 1: get in touch with their feelings that much. So then

721
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: they're just like everything's great, I don't you know, and

722
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 1: then I die? Does that you know what I mean? No,

723
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 1: I think that people that are naturally smiley people are

724
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,720
Speaker 1: it comes from with it, like they're just happier people maybe.

725
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I think, yeah, sometimes people are trying to

726
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 1: mask it and you would never know how sad they are.

727
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 1: I mean, let's talk about the Miss USA who jumped

728
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 1: to her death and like you go on her Instagram

729
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: and you go, there's no indication, there's no even like

730
00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 1: sometimes it's hard to get up in the morning, you know,

731
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: like there's no everyone has something on their Instagram that

732
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: would maybe you could go, oh, that's why, like literally

733
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: everyone of like today was our day. But I'm persevering,

734
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,239
Speaker 1: you know, like we all have little things. There was

735
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,719
Speaker 1: nothing on this girl's She just seemed like so full

736
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: of life. So that is it makes me think there

737
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 1: must have been like some medicine she took, you know,

738
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:23,880
Speaker 1: because some people can just have one episode triggered. I

739
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 1: mean a lot of drugs, you know, prescription drugs have

740
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: like suicidal thoughts as side effects. I don't know, it's

741
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 1: so sad. I think, like, you know, they always just

742
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 1: like joke like not about this thing, but like with

743
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 1: marriage and stuff, or if you're dating and you overdo

744
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: it on Instagram of how great your relationship is, how

745
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:48,160
Speaker 1: amazing it is, you're guaranteed to be broken up in

746
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: like a few Yeah. If you've got to tell everyone

747
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: how great things are and how much you love someone,

748
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 1: it is kind of great, though, when people do that

749
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: and they're like, this is the best I found my

750
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: soul mate, and then they break up, but they don't

751
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: announce the break up, but you can tell that they're

752
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: broken all of a sudden. It's like seven pictures without

753
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: them in it, and it's eight and then it's nine.

754
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: I mean, it's going to do and then they start

755
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: removing them, but it's slowly, and then you are they

756
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: following that still and the person's hair starts changing and

757
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: they start losing weight and like posting pictures of their

758
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 1: back muscles and like you're like, oh, they're or like

759
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: just hanging with their girl friends a lot or whatever,

760
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: and you're like and cryptic captions of like living my

761
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 1: best life, or like sometimes the rain shines on the

762
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: other side of the pillow, like just something, or you're like,

763
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,879
Speaker 1: quote that she's she's trying to talk to someone here

764
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 1: that isn't us, Um Tommy, It's like that seems pretty

765
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: like yeah, that's pretty on the nose. Let's go to

766
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: break and come back with Reddit Dump and yes we're

767
00:42:55,320 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: doing a Wednesday edition. Hey guys, we're back. Let's get

768
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,759
Speaker 1: to um. We skipped it yesterday because we did a

769
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: murder podcast, which you guys did a wonderful job. I

770
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,320
Speaker 1: just want to say it was very entertained and I

771
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: didn't even listen to Morbid. The you didn't listen to

772
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 1: Morbid Listen, I don't think you need to. I mean

773
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 1: I almost want you to, because I honestly think we

774
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: could be the new morbid of morbid, Like we could

775
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 1: take their story, do it ourselves and you'll be fine. Yeah,

776
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: that's how I fell after a little bit yesterday's show.

777
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: I skipped all the things you didn't really need to know,

778
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: and I mean Andrew had zero new information to share,

779
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:44,799
Speaker 1: he was sleeping and the fact that there are two

780
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 1: marries involved. This was not a great episode to fall

781
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: asleep do, I gotta say? Because he was sharing details

782
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 1: about the one Mary that did happened to the other one,

783
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, he was in and out of a

784
00:43:56,239 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 1: dream like state. That's when the idea of a podcast

785
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:04,279
Speaker 1: that covers we listen to an episode of a murder

786
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: podcast that you don't want to listen to it's too

787
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: much like not you, but like you the bestie, and

788
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: then we you fall asleep halfway through, and then you

789
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,759
Speaker 1: try to retell it. I like that kind of premise. Yeah,

790
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 1: I do too. I mean, I make you listen to

791
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: it when you are the sleepiest you are and you

792
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: try to stay await from it for it and memorize

793
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: all of it. I mean, I we really like the

794
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 1: idea of doing wild Card episodes that are just out

795
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: of the Halloween episodes of our show. Yeah, Christmas episodes

796
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 1: of our show, where it's just like we're just going rogue.

797
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: Today we're doing something new. I hope you guys like

798
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,520
Speaker 1: that yesterday. I mean I think besties like whatever. We

799
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: got feedback. I mean people really liked it. There was

800
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 1: no feedback that was like, that's a feedback sound. I

801
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:56,959
Speaker 1: thought that was a two can it's the worst sound. Sorry,

802
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to like. Yeah, okay, so let's get

803
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:05,879
Speaker 1: into a reddit dump karaoke mode. This is your red

804
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:10,799
Speaker 1: it's the reddit dump, all right. So this first one

805
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: is from the subreddit hold Up. That's where something happens

806
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 1: at the end of the video that you wouldn't have expected,

807
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: and it's like hold up, h O l u P.

808
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,240
Speaker 1: And so this one I really liked and we almost

809
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: kind of touched on it before. Um it says hold up,

810
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: what kind of insanity do New Yorkers go through to

811
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,919
Speaker 1: not look question mark? And then like that's lower case

812
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 1: oh big, oh that makes it look like an eye

813
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: being like and um, so this is a girl on

814
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: the street. No one's gonna play the video. You can

815
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,440
Speaker 1: go watch it on our YouTube in a couple of days.

816
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: If you're listening to this live, um, it will be

817
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 1: up there. Make sure you go subscribe and um and

818
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 1: leave a nice comment. UM. It's a girl on the

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Speaker 1: street and she's talking about how she can tell there's

820
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: a bunch of people walking behind her on the street

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Speaker 1: and here here she'll explain, if they look they're not

822
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 1: from New York. She that's her screaming, and all these

823
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,359
Speaker 1: people walk by, and she goes, if they looked at

824
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 1: me screaming, then they're not a real New Yorker. Because

825
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: you hear stuff like that so often. It's like the

826
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 1: fly thing. If there's flies buzzing around your head all

827
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 1: the time, there's one fly, you're gonna shoo it. Someone

828
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: screaming like that in any other place, you're gonna go,

829
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: what's going on over there? But in New York there's

830
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 1: those screams all the time, and you become immune to it.

831
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 1: I just thought it was really funny. You sit next

832
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 1: to them on the subway without a screaming, and your

833
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: neck would break if you fucking looked every time. Yeah,

834
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:45,399
Speaker 1: that's true. If you become like every time someone yelled

835
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 1: for help in New York. You'd you're yeah, you'd be exhausted. Yeah. Um.

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00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: This next one is from made me smile. Um, this

837
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: is just a h This isn't a video. It says wholesome,

838
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 1: Andre three thousand. Uh, this guy named Jason Roth wrote

839
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: once Andre three thousand was on my ferry ride to

840
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 1: Alcatraz and I said Hi. My six year old autistic

841
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 1: son came over and started talking his ear off about

842
00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 1: German shepherds, his obsession at the time. Andre talked to

843
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: him about dogs for like twenty minutes. We exchanged numbers.

844
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 1: Four years later I got this text, Hi Jason. I

845
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: was searching for a name and yours popped up. I

846
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,439
Speaker 1: remember our cool encounter on the boat. Ha, how's the kid?

847
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,480
Speaker 1: I'm living in NYC now, so if you're ever here,

848
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: please reach out. How cute is that? That's the cutest

849
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,959
Speaker 1: I mean, it kind of tells me that he should

850
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: probably be doing a new outcast album instead of focusing

851
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: on Jason. But one thing I noticed in his eye message,

852
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: and this was in two thousand seven, but he he

853
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: writes Hi Jason, and for every period that he writes,

854
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: like at the end, Hi Jason, it's he does a

855
00:47:55,480 --> 00:48:00,399
Speaker 1: space before the period Hi, Jason Space period Space. That's

856
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:03,239
Speaker 1: like his style even for the question mark how's the

857
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 1: kid space? Question mark space new sentence? Very interesting style

858
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:12,919
Speaker 1: that Andre three thousand has um did you know there's

859
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,960
Speaker 1: a lot of stories about people running into him and

860
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 1: him being being cool, like the cool like he plays

861
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 1: I think clarinet or something, some kind of instrument. He'll

862
00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 1: just be playing it at like a gas station. But

863
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 1: it is that three thousand playing the clarinet like, and

864
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh my god, that is in New Jersey.

865
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: Do you have to do that? You have to have

866
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: him play the clarinet for you? Yeah? He played. Well

867
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: the New Jersey they hold the clarinet while he plays.

868
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 1: That's the joke. Um we got there. Um uh. I

869
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: realized yesterday because I was I got a text from

870
00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: someone and I saw it come up, like or I

871
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: texted someone and I saw it delivered and then I

872
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: saw red. You've called me out on this many times yeah,

873
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 1: And I go, why are your texts on red? And

874
00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: you go, I don't know, And I'm like, I just

875
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: gets such a weird choice to be someone who wants

876
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 1: to let people know when you've read it. I think

877
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: it's someone who's playing games with someone and they want

878
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: it's always is that's why, that's why why do you

879
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: leave me on red? It's a way, that's where that

880
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 1: phrase comes from. It's a way for girls and guys

881
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: to funk with each other and be like, I'm not

882
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: thinking about him. And if you left, if you're left unread,

883
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: which by the way, you're able to read some things

884
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: without making it go to red. Oh yeah when it

885
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 1: first comes up, yes, um. And it's a way to

886
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 1: make someone seem like you're not that into them, or

887
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: to send a message. But Robin had a good point

888
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 1: though about that, where it's like, oh, if you left

889
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: me on red, I wouldn't take it personally. It's about

890
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 1: the person on how they take it, right. But if

891
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,080
Speaker 1: my friend, the thing is when I see that you

892
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: have text read and unread, I go, I don't think

893
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,399
Speaker 1: you're trying to send me a message? I go, who

894
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: are you fucking? What's going on in your life right

895
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: now that you have your text on? Like? Who are

896
00:49:55,600 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 1: you trying to? I would red? Is you've reset your

897
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,319
Speaker 1: phone because it's not working correctly, and it goes right

898
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:05,239
Speaker 1: to red. But this is the thing, so I say

899
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: this yesterday in the car and I go, who the

900
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: fuck puts their phone messages on red? It's such a

901
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: weird thing to do. And Jen and Robin go, yours

902
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: are on red? And I was like, what with us?

903
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 1: Like you were like being sarcastic. I was like, I'm

904
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 1: a person that has their texts on red? And she

905
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 1: goes yeah, And then I texted on you. I texted you,

906
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: they all say, And by the way, I went to

907
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:31,239
Speaker 1: my settings, it isn't enabled. There's no I haven't disabled.

908
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,759
Speaker 1: I'm make sure my text aren't right. So I've been

909
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,280
Speaker 1: sending everyone this message that I'm one of these shady

910
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 1: twats putting their texts on red. I am not a

911
00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:42,239
Speaker 1: text on red person. It felt like having toilet paper

912
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 1: on my shoe or having like teeth your relationship, how

913
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: many times has your lover seeing that you've read a

914
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 1: message and not written back. Oh, he doesn't care about

915
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: the stuff. He would never look into any of that

916
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 1: as like, yeah, you always doesn't. Just you've been delivered

917
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 1: for me? What about yesterday when I wrote you delivered?

918
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: I was kidding writing back, I was delivered. Okay, So

919
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: some people's phones, well, Anya said minor red, It'll be

920
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,880
Speaker 1: like red at six pm. And I'm like, that's so gross.

921
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to be that person. It felt it

922
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:20,800
Speaker 1: felt like, oh my god, I've had this sign on

923
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: my back that says, yeah, um okay, next next Red.

924
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 1: I think, um uh, it's so weird that I wanted

925
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: to pose this question to you, Andrew. This is I'm

926
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: too afraid to ask. It says we named hair differently

927
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 1: based on where they grow, such as a mustache, beard, pubes.

928
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:46,480
Speaker 1: So what do we call hair near the butt hole? Pubes?

929
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 1: A cover? Thank god? Yeah? Suer great? The um the

930
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: butt hair inside your butt hole? Yeah? Around it? Um

931
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 1: tassel yeah, tassehole, tasshole the tassel. I like that. Um

932
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: that's perfect. I can't come up with anything better than that.

933
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:21,359
Speaker 1: This is a barrier. This is from Asked credit. It says,

934
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: what are the worst song lyrics You've ever heard? And

935
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: I really like these? Um uh this we called the

936
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 1: banks for your asshole. The But it has to had

937
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 1: like a pun, you know what I mean? Like it

938
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:39,320
Speaker 1: has to have like why mustache isn't a pun? I know,

939
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:46,600
Speaker 1: but that why it's mustache moose mouth stash. So Asktash

940
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:51,720
Speaker 1: now that's the heroine you're smuggling across the border. Okay,

941
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: what are the worst song lyrics you've ever heard? Um? Um?

942
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: Probably crashed as dummies? What once there was this boy

943
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:08,880
Speaker 1: who got into an accident and couldn't go to school.

944
00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:14,320
Speaker 1: That the man the lyrics or the voice that bother you.

945
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: But it's also very catchy. I like some of these.

946
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 1: No one, do you have any that come to mind?

947
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,839
Speaker 1: I can't. Oh, yeah, you're not a lyric person. Okay,

948
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to put you in that position. Okay, Okay,

949
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 1: I thought I thought I had heard you go okay. Um,

950
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: someone said the Little YACHTI song. This gets reference a

951
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: lot on on the different music subreddits. I find there's

952
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:36,759
Speaker 1: a little Yatti song where he says she blow that

953
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: dick like a cello, because he thought that he was

954
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: referencing the instrument squid word plays clart, but he thought

955
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 1: clarinet was a cello. Yes, and so he No one

956
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: in the studio goes, man, you can't blow a cello.

957
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 1: That's that shows how many yes people are around Little Yatti.

958
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 1: Are you sure that's the story behind it, because yes,

959
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:00,080
Speaker 1: it is the story. I've heard it a bunch what

960
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: if because the cello is bigger than like it's kind

961
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: of you can't blow a cello if you're sucking the cellos,

962
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: like if you're like if you have a big he's

963
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,400
Speaker 1: he was trying to make a joke about like you

964
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 1: blow it like a like I'm just saying a draft,

965
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 1: suck it and suck it. Someone said you're easy breezy,

966
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 1: and I'm Japanese e I don't remember. Oh Utada is

967
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: the name of that okay uh um um I got

968
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:32,080
Speaker 1: a mansion in Whiskey as and payne. Oh, I like that,

969
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:37,319
Speaker 1: Like he's just stupid. He just rhymes things that don't

970
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 1: actually rhyme. There was Oh, I know my favorite one.

971
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: My favorite one is Billy Currington and he yeah that's

972
00:54:44,120 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 1: his name. Uh where he goes God is good, beers great,

973
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,719
Speaker 1: people are crazy and he goes, I read in the

974
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:57,719
Speaker 1: bit you weary he was a millionaire. That's fun I

975
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,359
Speaker 1: mean it's stupid, but that is so fun I ones

976
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 1: that are obviously like we're being funny here. Yeah, you know,

977
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:06,919
Speaker 1: that's a funny one. I don't think he was really

978
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: trying to be I think he was trying to sneak

979
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,839
Speaker 1: was the other one was someone said, um, Lou Reed

980
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: and Metallica coming out with the classic I am the table.

981
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: I am the table. It's just like that, so it's

982
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,840
Speaker 1: basically Lou Reid going um, or maybe James I forget

983
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:28,760
Speaker 1: who does the course, but he goes, I am the table,

984
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:31,800
Speaker 1: I am the root or something, I am the chairs.

985
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:37,759
Speaker 1: Like um. I have to pause really quick because I

986
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 1: am gonna have explosive balcony. Oh so anyways, now we

987
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:53,239
Speaker 1: might be able to hear it. Are you one side, folks? No,

988
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 1: I think he's really fast in the bathroom, especially if

989
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 1: it's explosive. Maybe do you I'm a quick pooper? Are

990
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 1: you a quick pooper? No? I like, but I do

991
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,080
Speaker 1: it on purpose. I like taking my time. What are

992
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 1: you doing here? Usually like read on your phone, like

993
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 1: a book, to bring a book and just take a

994
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: ship because it's like, oh, you're playing it on getting

995
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 1: a couple of chapters and like what do you do?

996
00:56:24,680 --> 00:56:26,360
Speaker 1: I think I'm just like used to it because the

997
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,800
Speaker 1: bathroom was like the only place I could get privacy

998
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 1: growing up, because we lived in such a tiny apartment

999
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: and it was like the one thing that like I

1000
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: could just be by myself, So I'm just used to

1001
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: it now as an adult. Yeah, you know your relationship

1002
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 1: is going well where you take longer ships just to

1003
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: not talk to your spouse. Yeah, that was a very

1004
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: very quick I mean, I mean that's wild. We could

1005
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 1: keep this in. I started my period. That was amazing.

1006
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 1: I have had I have had kettle belt hits, I

1007
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 1: have had congratulations, Oh my god. I have had a

1008
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:02,920
Speaker 1: migraine that started last night that I thought was due

1009
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,359
Speaker 1: to dust in my contact lenses and now and then

1010
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,799
Speaker 1: I just thought I had to pope so bad, which

1011
00:57:09,840 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: I did. But at the same time, I you know,

1012
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:15,320
Speaker 1: when I went to wipe, I'm like, oh no, I'm shipping,

1013
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:18,120
Speaker 1: and then it was just started my period. It's such

1014
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: a there's something about starting your period. It's like getting

1015
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:24,800
Speaker 1: a diagnosis for the things that are going on in

1016
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 1: your life. Yes, it's such a relief because every woman

1017
00:57:29,280 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: can relate to this. I know, because as much as

1018
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 1: we know we're going to get it. It just there's

1019
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 1: something about when you're having all these symptoms, you just

1020
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:40,560
Speaker 1: your brain is so clouded. You can't I think it

1021
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 1: couldn't possibly be PMS, Like every right now, my headaches

1022
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: going away, like as soon as you know the source.

1023
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 1: That's why that pain book, The Healing Back Pain, is

1024
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: so good because when you know that your back pain

1025
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: is coming from your mental anguish, you don't have to heal.

1026
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 1: The mental anguish doesn't have to heal. Just knowing the

1027
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: source makes go away. And that's why when I know

1028
00:58:02,320 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 1: him on my period, like my headache is now, I'm

1029
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: starting to feel like lighter. I mean, yeah, I just

1030
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: got rid of a lot of things that were going on.

1031
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so much. And then you're also bleeding. Yeah. Well,

1032
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: sometimes like when you go to the bathroom number two,

1033
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: the your period will start, yeah, like release. It's like

1034
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:30,200
Speaker 1: the opening number two to like make up for the

1035
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 1: sentence before. Like now you're like just U two, like

1036
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 1: you were the one that said the other words, what

1037
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 1: did I say trying to be a lady, trying to

1038
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 1: get married at some point? Okay, um, I got I

1039
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: I gotta clean my act up here. Um okay, so

1040
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: let's keep going on these oh the lyrics that we hate.

1041
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:59,160
Speaker 1: Uh yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, you got the yummy ummy

1042
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: yum me um. I mean that is terrible. Um, she's seventeen,

1043
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: but I fun her like I don't use a rubber

1044
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: on that hoe. I just roll the dice that's by

1045
00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 1: half Bay and it's called puya. I mean that's just

1046
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 1: statutory rate, isn't it. Uh? Someone said I'm serious as

1047
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer speaking

1048
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: of my least favorite one that it's somewhere on this list,

1049
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 1: but said, um, I hated that, like are we human?

1050
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:38,240
Speaker 1: Or are we dancer? What? No dancer? Are we dancers?

1051
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 1: I hate it? Are we dancer? Yeah? That? Do you

1052
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,480
Speaker 1: know the song I'm talking about? Right? Yeah? Of course

1053
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:47,840
Speaker 1: it's um killers? Yeah, the Killer UM. Can I ask

1054
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Speaker 1: a question? Or don't you hate when rappers take um

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Speaker 1: lyrics from other raps, not even samples, they actually take

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Speaker 1: and then they make them worse, Like they make an

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Speaker 1: amazing line that was in a rap song, like a

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Speaker 1: biggie rap song, and then put it in There's just

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Speaker 1: to like take up space and a fucking verse. It

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Speaker 1: fucking makes me so angry. Oh, I've never a final thought.

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Speaker 1: I liked this video Noah, can you play the one

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Speaker 1: um that I sent seconds where it was yeah is

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Speaker 1: a TikTok and it said hiding pregnancy tests under his

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Speaker 1: waffles didn't expect his reaction. Oh well, so this guy

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Speaker 1: is about to eat waffles. His girlfriend, his phil wife

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Speaker 1: or a girlfriend is filming him, and she has a

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Speaker 1: pregnancy test underneath the waffles, and it's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: a plastic pregnancy test, like the one you'd pee on,

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Speaker 1: which is so gross. I mean this video is gross,

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Speaker 1: but it's so funny his reaction and pregnancy test under

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Speaker 1: his waffles. Didn't expect his reaction. What did it look like?

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Speaker 1: Any test? What that mean pregnant? I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: surprise you, would they great question? Yeah that's a frown

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Speaker 1: if you have TikTok's where you tell Yeah, that's another

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Speaker 1: new study coming out. Yeah, if you can one waffle?

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Speaker 1: And he's more mad about the waffle than excited about

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Speaker 1: the pregnancy. Yes, not a good side. That's a man

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Speaker 1: that loves waffles. I mean that's so funny. Maybe it

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Speaker 1: was the last waffle in his defense. Um, I mean

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Speaker 1: it's just gross to have a plastic those plastic pregnancy tests.

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Speaker 1: Are you someone's filming you when you're taking the first

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Speaker 1: bite of food? Are you the person filming you is

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Speaker 1: pregnant or they're about to propose to you or you're

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Speaker 1: about to eat something that tastes like shit, or I

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Speaker 1: was trying. I was trying to poison and choke you,

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Speaker 1: like it would have been fun. She's like, I was

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Speaker 1: trying to choke you. I just want to film you die, honey.

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Speaker 1: Um the okay. So today I learned this is from

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Speaker 1: today I learned, Um, this will just take us out. Noah,

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Speaker 1: this is good news for you. Today I learned t

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Speaker 1: I l that classical music and metal fans have the

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Speaker 1: most similar personalities, based on a study of thirties six

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Speaker 1: thousand people in more than sixty countries. Both have the

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01:02:15,520 --> 01:02:19,360
Speaker 1: same basic motivation to hear something dramatic and theatrical, a

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01:02:19,520 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 1: shared love of the grandiose, quote unquote. So you have

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Speaker 1: more in common with people who love classical music than

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Speaker 1: say someone who loves rock or rap or anything like.

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Speaker 1: In classical music, let's be honest, and metal. You would

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Speaker 1: think those two are so yeah, but it makes sense

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Speaker 1: like they're because I've always wondered why do people like

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Speaker 1: like classical music is lacking lyrics for me, and so

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Speaker 1: it bothers me or opera for me in Italian, I

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Speaker 1: can't It's hard for me to get the emotion unless

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Speaker 1: I know the lyrics or what they're saying. Um, but

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Speaker 1: you don't need to know what the metal people are saying.

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Speaker 1: You just want to feel the intensity. You have a

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Speaker 1: love of the grandiose and oh yeah, and my grandpa

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Speaker 1: loved classical, he did. I mean, that's all he would

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Speaker 1: listen to and I'd be like, what the funk, dude?

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Speaker 1: But now when I get it, he just was tired

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Speaker 1: of words. You would just go to your grandpa and go,

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Speaker 1: what the funk, dude? Yeah, you love when I kept

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Speaker 1: it real. Oh my god, you're fucking really putting on

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Speaker 1: fucking chot Ski again or whatever. I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: I know that I know the composer you're thinking. I don't,

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Speaker 1: are you well, Scott Chopolin chin Chopin, But I know

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Speaker 1: the one you're thinking of it as like a T

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Speaker 1: T H. Yes, really, Grandpa Marvin. Oh my god, did

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Speaker 1: you see Lisa Gilroy's post about She's the one that

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Speaker 1: I always post on um Instagram. She's so funny, the

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Speaker 1: Beethoven one. Yes, that it was so funny. Let me

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Speaker 1: just play really quick. Um, Lisa Gilroy is the Lisa

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Speaker 1: Gilroy on Instagram. You guys, gotta follow her. Everything she

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Speaker 1: does is funny. Ohoh, it's little Beethoven. I came all

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Speaker 1: the way back in time to find you. I have

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Speaker 1: to tell you something in the future, something amazing that's

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Speaker 1: gonna happen about you. What is it, Something you'll be

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Speaker 1: remembered for for the end of time. There's going to

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Speaker 1: be a movie named after you about a big, messy dog.

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Speaker 1: The dog is a st. Bernard kind, the hugest kind.

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Speaker 1: He causes all sorts of big messes, and the dad

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Speaker 1: goes big friend and people really like the movie. It's

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Speaker 1: a family movie, not my kind. The dog is named

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Speaker 1: after you music, and the dad's going we gotta get

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Speaker 1: rid of this big glutzy beeast and the kids are saying,

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Speaker 1: oh dad, we love Beethoven. We can't get so lovable.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you do anything else. I think

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Speaker 1: you played piano. But the movie is so funny. The

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Speaker 1: dog's so not Beethoven was tearing up for the audio. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the whole time. There's a little Beethoven who's just like,

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Speaker 1: put my music all right, We're gonna go. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for listening. We'll be back tomorrow with a

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Speaker 1: fresh app uh. Guys don't be cut out there. And

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Speaker 1: Jack Leacher