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Speaker 1: Text you will healing textual. How many charity events do

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Speaker 1: you think Brook does a year? That's the question I'm

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Speaker 1: me ask that, just so that she could humble brag

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Speaker 1: see any time that you're involved in a charity event

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Speaker 1: the golden rule, and Brook knows this is charity first,

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Speaker 1: scoring random tail second.

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Speaker 2: Yes, sometimes they could be on the same plane.

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Speaker 1: Supposed to be the general thing, but both were in play.

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Speaker 1: According to one of our listeners, Jonathan, who was at

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Speaker 1: a charity event recently, now he needs some textual healing.

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Speaker 1: So Jonathan, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Hey guys, welcome, Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: You're such a good person. Jonathan, thank you for being

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Speaker 2: on the show.

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Speaker 4: Welcomings.

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Speaker 3: I know well the host in me runs runs deep.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, so were you were you hosting the charity event?

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Speaker 5: I was, OK?

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Speaker 4: Thank you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, wow, wow, Okay, just it just comes out of

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'll try to turn it off.

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Speaker 1: What was the name of your charity? What what's your

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Speaker 1: charity for?

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Speaker 5: It's a pet rescue and this particular event was called

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Speaker 5: gambling with golden.

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Speaker 6: Like golden retrievers, like poker with.

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Speaker 5: The dogs, the Golden Retrievers, Golden doodles, I mean pretty

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Speaker 3: Was Golden Retrievers.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's sweet.

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Speaker 6: And so you met somebody there you're saying.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, we had typical like casino games and at

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Speaker 5: one point during the night was over by the crabs table,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what's so exciting about craps. I don't

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Speaker 1: Just keep betting with the So something exciting is happening

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, So this woman was winning and she had

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Speaker 5: and instead of having someone blow on the dice, like

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Speaker 1: The golden tell it accidentally, because because that's like the

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I do.

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Speaker 4: Walked around casinos free. I just got back from a

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Speaker 3: All right, right, she's gotta sense a humor. So I

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Speaker 5: The dealer pulls me aside and he says that, hey,

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Speaker 2: Oh god, they're actually getting stick You're like, yo, I'm

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Speaker 1: Unfortunate, So Jonathan, you have to do something about the

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean so, I just casually after if I could

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 3: No, At this point her streak had ended.

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Speaker 6: Okay, okay, you waited for the right time.

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Speaker 5: And as I'm like talking to her, I just realized, Wow,

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Speaker 3: And so she took it well.

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Speaker 2: Like I said, because I was going to say, how

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Speaker 3: Going to hit on her well, well exactly.

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Speaker 5: So I like, I didn't do anything at that point.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so she made it a point to come find you.

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Speaker 4: She's like, I'm looking the dice on my own this day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right.

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Speaker 5: So I'm like sitting there like chatting her up and

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Speaker 6: Okay. So one's like where's the house?

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Speaker 3: Ye, Charity, No, No, this is like the night's winding

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I swear she asked me out, like she's like,

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, what did you swear? You asked her out?

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Speaker 6: That is asking you out?

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Speaker 3: Well, you would think you would think.

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Speaker 1: What's the problem?

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Speaker 5: So I show up at six o'clock like thinking I'm

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Speaker 6: Is it a roommate, a brother, a friend.

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Speaker 3: She's like without like missing a beach. It's like, hey,

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Speaker 7: Are you seriously babysitting the dog while she goes out

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Speaker 4: With this dude?

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Speaker 2: Well apparently, oh wait, did you stay with Rhino?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I mean, what am I gonna do? Like, oh, we're

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Speaker 5: Well, I guess I'm going home.

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Speaker 3: Like I didn't know what to say.

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Speaker 6: Babysitters are good, babysitters hard to find.

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Speaker 1: You established good rapport with Rhino back at the charity events.

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Speaker 1: She thought that that's what you wanted to do.

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Speaker 6: Is there a way you could have misunderstood her?

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Speaker 5: I mean I sat there for the whole night she

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Speaker 1: Oh my man, so you misunderstood the situation. A little

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Speaker 5: Since then, well nothing has happened, And like, I don't

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Speaker 3: Be her dog sitter.

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Speaker 5: So okay, I want to let her know that I

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Speaker 1: Okay, you want to tell her how you really feel

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Speaker 6: There you go, okay, and do we know the guy

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Speaker 6: that she went out with? It was just a date,

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Speaker 1: Uh, as far as I could tell, Yeah, Brook wants

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Speaker 5: There was no photos of her with this.

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Speaker 6: This is what I think you need to do.

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Speaker 2: You need to say, oh my god, I'm so embarrassed

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Speaker 1: Or you can ask about Rhino and what's happened since

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Speaker 6: People love talking about their pets.

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Speaker 3: That feels like I want to be a dog sitter.

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Speaker 4: She would definitely answer to that.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe you say, Rhino told me that I needed

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Speaker 6: Rhino really wants Daddy talk to dog.

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Speaker 2: She's a crazy woman who takes dogs to charity events.

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Speaker 3: I think we're in It's encouraged taking dogs to charity events,

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Speaker 3: not that I kind.

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Speaker 1: Of like that one personally. Bro, what do you think

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Speaker 3: Which one?

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Speaker 2: The brooks one Rhino told me to ask you out

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Speaker 2: good new dog daddy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, then dog emoji, then tongue emoji.

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Speaker 5: I mean I could do that, But what about the

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Speaker 5: one where I say that like, I'm embarrassed, I thought

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Speaker 5: we were going out, and then she can say.

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Speaker 7: I'm sorry, this is love. You gotta take risks. You

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Speaker 7: gotta make her laugh, all right. If this makes her

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Speaker 7: crack up, you're gonna get a text back immediately.

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Speaker 1: We didn't come on this show to play it safe.

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Speaker 1: Take a risk and take a challenge. I think you

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Speaker 1: a poker game, right you you type that in and

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Speaker 1: We'll see if she responded and try to continue to

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Speaker 6: The emojis or no emojis, definitely.

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Speaker 1: Just dog emojis. Forget the tongue one say that for

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Speaker 1: us anyways, We'll continue textual healing right after this. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: all right, we're in the middle of textual healing with

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Speaker 1: our listener Jonathan, who recently worked as a host at

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Speaker 1: a charity event called Gambling with Goldens, where you bring

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Speaker 1: to help pet rescues. And unexpectedly he had a connection

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Speaker 1: at the end of the event and she asked him out. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: at least that's what Jonathan thought. Yeah, when he showed up,

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Speaker 1: the woman goes, hey, here's my date, there's my dog,

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Speaker 1: thanks for watching him. Bye bye.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So now Jonathan wants our help to text her and

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Speaker 1: let her know I'm actually interested in more than just

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Speaker 1: your dog. I like you, let us go out on

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Speaker 1: a real day. And so what was our first text

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Speaker 1: that we sent Brooke to try and change your mind.

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Speaker 2: Well, remember the dog's name is Rhino, right, so we said,

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Speaker 2: while I was watching Rhino, just letting you know he

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Speaker 2: told me to ask you out.

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Speaker 6: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, trying to go with a little humor there, and

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Speaker 1: has the woman wrote back to you yet, Jonathan?

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Speaker 6: Wait do we know her name?

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Speaker 3: Her name is Carol?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what did Carol say or did she say anything?

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Speaker 3: She did okay, ha ha, you're funny.

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Speaker 5: Yeah okay, Well but then it's followed up, but are

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Speaker 5: you free on Saturday?

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Speaker 6: Oh, don't fall for.

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Speaker 7: That's too genericause you mean a babysitter for a day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I think. Like, this is the same

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Speaker 3: thing that got me last time.

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Speaker 1: Texting sucks because you also don't know if she's like

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Speaker 1: genuinely being like, oh my god, ha ha, you're so funny,

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Speaker 1: or if she's like, ha ha, you're an idiot. Here

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Speaker 1: watch my dog.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean I didn't even think about the sega

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Speaker 3: Was just like, okay, well she thought it was funny.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, maybe you say, wait, did Rhino tell you

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Speaker 6: Me out to.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we continue on the on the

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Speaker 1: be saying these rhino jokes all not what if we're.

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Speaker 4: Clear and clever? Right?

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Speaker 7: You say, okay, well when I come over, should I

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Speaker 4: Or do I bring sweats? Because I'm Mary?

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Speaker 6: Don't even as an option.

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Speaker 2: Don't eaven it as an option, say the only way

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Speaker 2: I'm free is if I'm hanging out with you and ah, Okay,

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Speaker 2: you know what.

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Speaker 4: I mean, don't give her the option.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's a little bit more obvious that

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's like I'm not letting you say no.

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Speaker 2: Although I don't know how well she paid for the

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Speaker 2: dog babysitting, so maybe you want on the table too.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but Jonathan, what what do you think

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Speaker 1: about that? The only way that I'm going to hang

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Speaker 3: I like the idea. It's pretty direct.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you can put the dog into the tongue

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Speaker 6: The tongue doesn't work in that sentence.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how to use emoji. So if you

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Speaker 2: Still be light hearted, you can say and Rhino can

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Speaker 2: stay with us too, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: Like rhino can human sit us.

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Speaker 6: Okay, that's too far.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Jonathan, I think you send it.

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Speaker 2: Okayam free is if I'm hanging with you, Rhino can

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Speaker 6: What I was waiting for one of you whatevers go

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Speaker 6: with it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, because then it's.

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Speaker 6: Two birds one stone for her.

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Speaker 2: She's got the dog sitter nailed down, and she could

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Speaker 1: You know, now we know what books really like at

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Speaker 1: this chair.

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Speaker 5: How long is it?

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Speaker 3: She doesn't have to worry about getting a dog sitter

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Speaker 3: because you don't have the guy.

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Speaker 6: The last guy she went on a date.

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Speaker 1: You got bubbles or dots? Yeah, dot dot dot uts

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Speaker 1: dott I'm remembered.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey gave me a sad. I like I wasn't gonna

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Speaker 4: It's so fun.

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Speaker 1: It's the best part of this entire segment. Does she

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, So.

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Speaker 3: I know a great dog park. We can go there together.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I feel like that's a date and taking your

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Speaker 4: I don't feel like this is friendly.

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Speaker 1: I feel like she's going to go to the dog

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Speaker 4: Like over on the other.

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Speaker 1: Side of the can I go on my day.

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Speaker 2: I mean, since the dog needs a babysitter at night,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, now the dog, the dog is well behaved. I

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Speaker 5: think she's just concerned about the dogs. It goes with

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Speaker 1: Being oblivious she get it, yeah, if she gets it

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Speaker 1: just you me, dinner drinks.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and like a candle emoji.

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Speaker 6: Then more comes we take it back.

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Speaker 2: Then she takes run everywhere. Maybe okay, maybe you say,

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Speaker 2: maybe say this, we can do that before I take

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Speaker 2: you to dinner and drinks.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, what do you think about that?

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Speaker 6: John thinks thinks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because then it's like what she suggested, and then

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Speaker 3: it's clear that it's the day.

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Speaker 6: Plus then the dog's tired. The dog will be fine

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Speaker 3: So what was it one more time that dude she

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Speaker 6: Just say we can do that before I take you

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Speaker 1: And then tongue emoji. It's gonna work for one of

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Speaker 1: these tax maybe.

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Speaker 6: Like cocktail emoji. Okay, you don't need an emoji, all right?

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Speaker 6: Said okay, a little romantic.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if we're actually making progress with this

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Speaker 1: if she's dog sitters own.

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Speaker 4: If she's vague at this point, then we just need

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Speaker 4: to stop textinger.

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Speaker 6: Okay, she's vague. It means that she doesn't want to

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Speaker 4: You sound like a nice guy. You sound like a

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Speaker 1: Were being pretty clear, like dinner drinks?

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Speaker 5: You yes, typing something now?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 4: And she's off level.

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Speaker 6: And was she writing a novel?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 5: I don't know what she's writing now. This is so

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Speaker 5: now it says sounds great, which awesome. But then it's

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Speaker 5: I'll bring the dog costumes, dog dog.

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Speaker 4: She thinks you guys, She thinks you guys are gonna

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Speaker 4: I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're getting into, but it sounds

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Speaker 1: like a date to me.

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Speaker 6: Ever had I think actually the togue emoji works here.

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Speaker 1: Talk to you later, brother, Okay. I'm not even gonna

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Speaker 1: wait to hear back what she says after that. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna call this a successful textual healing experience.

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Speaker 4: I mean, she's confused. I don't even know.

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Speaker 6: She's meant to be.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're gonna have either the best date

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Speaker 1: night of your life. Or you and that other dude

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Speaker 1: are gonna dress up and wrestle each other in dog talks.

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Speaker 6: You're gonna learn something about yourself.

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Speaker 1: Man, that's textual healing. It's frothing Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 6: Morning, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.