Speaker 1: Forever. Look mare, oh, I see you? Why why? And
Speaker 1: look over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, Well,
Speaker 1: let's call us and now to welcome Broadway to Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Please welcome lost culture. Rest us on locker with a
Speaker 1: fame named the past. Fade away because as of this day,
Speaker 1: Norma jeans go, she's moving on. I know what's really
Speaker 1: happening her smile find this SE's please do it, hey, bitch,
Speaker 1: that will make you fucking where are you at? The
Speaker 1: music starts playing, It's all here in my heart, saying
Speaker 1: let maybe your start slashback to a girl, but again
Speaker 1: with the song in her heart by rogers Nose, waiting
Speaker 1: to start beating, doing up for smash the fun here
Speaker 1: and drive Ethnic dreams come alive. They feel her soul
Speaker 1: essy Patroll golive, the try of the last je just
Speaker 1: like pers Well here all in the girl rapper eats
Speaker 1: all for you take it and it's magic for be
Speaker 1: making let me be your song. We're gonna say together now,
Speaker 1: I'll just have to forget the hurt that gave me more,
Speaker 1: don't forget what are used to be. Past is on
Speaker 1: the cutting room floor. Future choose me on a song
Speaker 1: with it all in her side, winning her flocking, all
Speaker 1: love liness surround her. So day she'll think twice over
Speaker 1: too and the price, but she'll have to that, she'll
Speaker 1: have to shoot. She kid for the one man and
Speaker 1: for me from it's all here in my heart's meeting
Speaker 1: and maybe or so, oh my god, how how how
Speaker 1: how how she's last Cultures is calling? How are we
Speaker 1: doing tonight? All right? How are we doing? God? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Chris, so glad you're doing all right? Whose
Speaker 1: first Broadway experience was that? Yeah? Wow, wow, everyone, Welcome
Speaker 1: to Last School Testus. I don't think so, honey. Give
Speaker 1: it up if you listen to the podcasts, to the
Speaker 1: podcast okay, cool and give it up. If you don't
Speaker 1: know what the funk that was? Or this is welcome y'all.
Speaker 1: I hope you still enjoyed it. Wow. Um, this is fun.
Speaker 1: This is very fun. We're very much New York people.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of differences between Los Angeles and yours. Um.
Speaker 1: The lift drivers are all very chat Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they want to talk to you. I heard all about
Speaker 1: someone's uncle who moved to the South, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm like half in this conversation and
Speaker 1: I but I know all about his life. But but
Speaker 1: there's nothing I could do about it. I don't know. Um.
Speaker 1: You well, you guys don't have in l a our
Speaker 1: our city m D. S um so clap. If you
Speaker 1: know what city m D is in New York? Do
Speaker 1: they not have that in less? I don't think it's
Speaker 1: like city and well, you know, I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's New York specific, but city m D for those
Speaker 1: of you who don't know, UM is a fast casual
Speaker 1: painkiller restaurant and they have a chain of it in
Speaker 1: New York. It's fun. Do you know what I'm noticing
Speaker 1: right now? It is so hot? Is it? Is it
Speaker 1: hot out there? Is it hot? Good? Bitch? Alright, remove
Speaker 1: layers of clothing. I can't although I was really very
Speaker 1: concerned about sweating through my new white button down, and
Speaker 1: now I guess I can just like commit to sweating, right, UM, yes, yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: So we should say something um. We created a new catchphrase,
Speaker 1: not um. So you know how people usually say yes,
Speaker 1: you guys familiar, you guys familiar with something? You know
Speaker 1: the yes and the opposite of that is no, right alright,
Speaker 1: So now instead of yes, everyone says YIX with an X,
Speaker 1: and then if you want to get real funky and
Speaker 1: dangerous with a bit, you can say yes of corks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yes of corks. That's a fun thing for you guys.
Speaker 1: If you wanna yes, of course of court try it,
Speaker 1: like you know, yeah, yeahs is sort of run its course.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, so we just know it's y hit the
Speaker 1: E and hit the X. Um. I don't know. We're
Speaker 1: just guys. Just to be totally transparent, We're trying to
Speaker 1: make the most of our time in l A. We're
Speaker 1: trying to create culture. Do you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: We're trying to put stuff into the zeitgeist like um,
Speaker 1: like like Matt wrote a new Pride on them that
Speaker 1: I think really has legs. Um who who did stuff
Speaker 1: for Pride this weekend stuff? We didn't do anything we
Speaker 1: we were supposed to like go to the parade, but
Speaker 1: then we ended up in a coffee shop like fighting
Speaker 1: with them because they wouldn't get us our order and
Speaker 1: also they had no WiFi and what where did we
Speaker 1: end up? Like? Okay, so we started to go get
Speaker 1: him Tiger Lovely plays. Yeah, of course of courts. We
Speaker 1: know a lovely place. They did not have WiFi. They
Speaker 1: got my order wrong. I don't know, you guys, it's
Speaker 1: some y'all. It's it's not like he just said y'all
Speaker 1: instead of you guys. We're trying to eliminate you guys.
Speaker 1: You guys just canceled. We're being canceled now we say y'all.
Speaker 1: So um. Anyway, but then we went to Cafe va
Speaker 1: It does deserve applause. Yeah, yeah, yeah, growth deserves a plus.
Speaker 1: We went to Cafe Vita. We worked on it, We
Speaker 1: worked on some writing, but we did take in some
Speaker 1: culture while we were here. We went to go see
Speaker 1: Oceans eight. Yes, yeah, we liked it, um very much,
Speaker 1: very much. We were watching the lines pour outside the vista.
Speaker 1: The vista UM for hereditary. That's fun. Um. But but Matt,
Speaker 1: I think you should share with everyone in your prid anthem.
Speaker 1: Oh do you want to know the new gay anthem? Okay? So,
Speaker 1: who is on a text chain with their friends? Who
Speaker 1: feels that something times they can read from their friends
Speaker 1: that they're being passive aggressive? Okay, So I feel like
Speaker 1: that happens a lot during Pride. We're just supposed to
Speaker 1: be like a weekend for all of us to get
Speaker 1: together and have fun. But it's really a weekend where
Speaker 1: we can all get together and be mean to each other.
Speaker 1: And so I wrote a little bit of a song
Speaker 1: based on my own experience. Can everyone just go, like, yes,
Speaker 1: get real gay in your foot, be a bitch to
Speaker 1: your friends, Be a bitch to your friends. This pride
Speaker 1: alien nate all your closest friends by being a bitch
Speaker 1: to them. Oh oh, shake your bitchy ass. Hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: shake your bitchy face. Hey hey, shake your bitchy dick.
Speaker 1: Hey hey shake it all around. Hey, be a bit
Speaker 1: to your friends this pride. So there we go. There's
Speaker 1: truth to it. There's a lot of truth there. Um well,
Speaker 1: we just thought we'd did anyone film it. No one.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it again. But everyone felt
Speaker 1: that they pose. Um wow, look I need it as
Speaker 1: viral potential as what I'm saying. Right, it's it okay
Speaker 1: this weekend? It did Okay, it hit ten k on Twitter. No,
Speaker 1: well I'm not bragging, which is I'm sitting next to
Speaker 1: someone who got like almost a million hits on their
Speaker 1: Tyra banks lips. Did you say that? Tyra responded? She
Speaker 1: was like, I mean dot dot genius and then she
Speaker 1: probably went on to like if she would destroy a
Speaker 1: woman's soul after that, like if she would have started
Speaker 1: us at all, she would see that we are vicious
Speaker 1: to her. We read America's Next Top Model recaps for
Speaker 1: Vulture and it's every like thesis of every recap is
Speaker 1: Tyra Banks is a bad person. Stops. She's ruined the
Speaker 1: lives of countless young women. And I think I think that.
Speaker 1: I think come October we're gonna be like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: the one year anniversary of Harvey. We need like a
Speaker 1: new enemy, Tyra Tyra. Tyra is a contender. She's a
Speaker 1: contender for next on the list. So you know, we
Speaker 1: could turn this into and I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Who here is familiar with what an? I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey? Yeah, so, and I don't think so honey
Speaker 1: is a segment. By the way, thank you guys so
Speaker 1: much for coming. This is really cool, Like, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Um, So, I don't think so honey is
Speaker 1: a segment on our podcast where we take one minute
Speaker 1: to rail against something in culture that we just don't like.
Speaker 1: We want to talk about it for one minute. Hard
Speaker 1: for those of you who are unfamiliar. We will, Matt
Speaker 1: and I will exemplify what and I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: is ourselves before we bring in our fantastic guests. So
Speaker 1: do you think I think it's time. But before we
Speaker 1: do this, I just want to introduce the troll ball
Speaker 1: to you. So, um, I'm gonna introduce or intro what
Speaker 1: it is to do prepared. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: And then Bowen is going to pick from the troll ball.
Speaker 1: And this is a bunch of topics that are pretty
Speaker 1: difficult to go negative on, but we've put them in here,
Speaker 1: and brave souls that choose to pick from the trouble
Speaker 1: must go negative on these things for one minute. So
Speaker 1: past items in the Trouble of included Princess Diana, Julie Andrews,
Speaker 1: David Bowie. Yeah, you know, the Sasha and Malia. And
Speaker 1: you're probably asking like, does it matter if their children
Speaker 1: are like dead? No, it doesn't. You if you if
Speaker 1: if our performers select from the trouble, they must go negative.
Speaker 1: You must. You cannot do the I've done the cop
Speaker 1: out thing where I think one time I drew Sarah
Speaker 1: Paulson and my I crafted my I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I framed it as a I don't think, why, Sarah,
Speaker 1: you should be working more. He was like, you're one
Speaker 1: of our finest actresses, and I was like, that's not
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think so. Um, you have
Speaker 1: to go negative, full stop full. You will see what
Speaker 1: that is in just a second. First, I think, let's
Speaker 1: bring up my is my best friend Matt Rodgers for
Speaker 1: and I don't think so. I want to give it
Speaker 1: up for Matt. Okay, I prepared a new Patrick Ari's
Speaker 1: topic for weeks are like days, and now I have
Speaker 1: this one to do right now. This is Matt Rodgers is.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey. Everyone who's trying to get me
Speaker 1: to see Hereditary, I fucking I do not like scary movies,
Speaker 1: and I don't like scary, and then don't tell me
Speaker 1: there's no jump scares. It's not scary. Every review has
Speaker 1: said it is the scariest movie of all time. If
Speaker 1: I want to see Tony Colette slay, I will watch
Speaker 1: Connie and Carla. And if you haven't seen Connie and Carla,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Also, I just want to
Speaker 1: tell you I have watched hard movies. That's called the
Speaker 1: sixth sense, and I did support Tony Colette. I just
Speaker 1: happened to watch only one scene in that movie, and
Speaker 1: of course that scene was I want to make my
Speaker 1: mother proud. So do not tell me that I don't
Speaker 1: support Tony Colad. Also, if you make the mistake, bitch,
Speaker 1: of asking me to come see Hereditary with you, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what's gonna happen. I lose control over my
Speaker 1: limbs when I get scared, and you'll get punching your
Speaker 1: fucking stupid face. I do like to go to haunted
Speaker 1: houses because if something scary, I can run away. But
Speaker 1: in a movie theater, I can't move. So I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, And that's what great good? That was good,
Speaker 1: That felt good. That was good. Okay, on my turt
Speaker 1: And now it's bow and yang, all right, and I
Speaker 1: am going to be exemplifying a trouble just so what
Speaker 1: will happen is um are are? I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Ears will come up to the stage and we'll say,
Speaker 1: would give a pre select the topic or a trouball
Speaker 1: and bow And it's like to the Trouball and now
Speaker 1: here we go. Bo and Yang, Yes, I do. I
Speaker 1: can't believe what I just picked out. This is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: Bow and Yang. You're I don't think so, honey. Topic
Speaker 1: is Sandra, Oh and your time one of his favorite
Speaker 1: people in the world, one of his fital in the world.
Speaker 1: This is gonna be really sad to watch and your
Speaker 1: time starts. I don't think so, honey. Sandro, how dare
Speaker 1: you play Evelyn lowit Chinese person? I cannot do this.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this fucking sucks. Sandro. God, fuck you
Speaker 1: for leaving Gray's Nanny grays Natomy, because you know why
Speaker 1: unwatchable after you left. This is exactly what you can't do.
Speaker 1: For you to leave the show with the line He's
Speaker 1: not the Sun you are is truly wild, I mean,
Speaker 1: was the precursor to this is us. The reason why
Speaker 1: we already said his ass was because Sandro was fucking
Speaker 1: cloying his hell on Gray's Anatomy. Fuck you, Sandro, how
Speaker 1: dare you? You may be Merril level, but I don't
Speaker 1: think thank you. You can't do shy, I don't think
Speaker 1: do you have to ticken? Fuck you Sandra for taking
Speaker 1: this long. Jen Caroll like I'm killing Eve Coach starring
Speaker 1: Kirby Hell, we'll see later. God, wow, Sandro, you bitch,
Speaker 1: I I fucking hate you said. I can't believe And
Speaker 1: that was not being hyperbolic. The hardest thing I've ever done.
Speaker 1: That was excruciating to watch. My God, do you know
Speaker 1: what you did? You guys want to know something. In
Speaker 1: order for me to pass in middle school, people would
Speaker 1: ask who is your celebrity crush? I would go Sandra
Speaker 1: and under the tusting Sun, she plays the lesbian and
Speaker 1: that's hot, disgusting, you know who. I used to say,
Speaker 1: this is so fucking stupid. I used to say, Christiana Locan.
Speaker 1: Does anyone know who Christiana Locan is? She played the
Speaker 1: Terminatrix and like the cheety eighth Terminator sequel. And my
Speaker 1: my Spanish teacher was like, how do you know who that?
Speaker 1: Who is that? And I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I saw her on a website and my Spanish teacher,
Speaker 1: Senorita Ford, looked at me like I was the scum
Speaker 1: of the earth. Because I was in that moment, I said,
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's what Long Island does to you,
Speaker 1: is it cranks out Spanish teacher's named Senorita. Guys, who's
Speaker 1: ready to see some I don't think so, honey. It's
Speaker 1: from our guest. Yes, come on, Okay, my god, here's
Speaker 1: how it's gonna go. We're gonna bring out five groups
Speaker 1: of five. Then we're gonna have an intermission, and then
Speaker 1: you're gonna see the second five group of five. Are
Speaker 1: you guys ready? All right? This first group and all
Speaker 1: the groups have names. This first group is called I Bloom.
Speaker 1: Please welcome to the stage, Ray Sadly. Yeah, I haven't yet.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage, Allison Rich, Welcome to the stage.
Speaker 1: Jeremy Bailer, and give it up for Andrew Long and
Speaker 1: please give it up. Oh my god, they brought these
Speaker 1: out for us. It's that bad, isn't it. Please give
Speaker 1: it up for Darcy Garden. Oh my god. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be asking all of our performers as they
Speaker 1: take the mic, will they be doing it prepared? I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, or drop from the trouble. First
Speaker 1: up is Ray sad Yes, right where it has competed
Speaker 1: in Coach War. And I don't think it funny. She
Speaker 1: is a veteran. I don't think what are we thinking. Um,
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna do troub roll, but I
Speaker 1: saw a boy on the way here. Okay, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna alright. The moment I think this is ray sounds,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts, and now
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Wiggers. You know who I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, the white boy in the room who want
Speaker 1: to act like he ain't the white boy. And you
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, Channing Tatum. Check. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I don't think so. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I do think so. I used to love them. I
Speaker 1: love a wigger, I do. The issue is that I'm
Speaker 1: trying to give you up, but you keep showing up
Speaker 1: a second. Stop, please, please please, I try to quit,
Speaker 1: y'all because it's Trump era. You don't know what you're
Speaker 1: gonna get. You go home to some dude's house, his
Speaker 1: mama calls you a nigga for real, and then you
Speaker 1: don't know what to do, trying to give you up,
Speaker 1: and Claws and roller showed up, and now I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do. Leave me five seconds bringing home
Speaker 1: no Wiggers, and that's what. Then, stop about, said rich
Speaker 1: che Alice said, oh, my god, Hello and Allison Rich,
Speaker 1: what are we thinking? Are we thinking we're diving into
Speaker 1: the trouble or do we have a priest like the
Speaker 1: topic We're gonna trouble. I'm ready to be mad your
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, topic Allison Rich is Terry
Speaker 1: Hatcher and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Terry Hatcher a k A t v's Lois Lane. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you know you went on to do Desperate Housewives
Speaker 1: and have a totally fine career. Meanwhile, Dean Kane is
Speaker 1: slinging couches and rifles. Last eye check respecting Kane. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's aging pretty well. Dean Caane is over there blowing up,
Speaker 1: is packing on the pounds, and I think he was
Speaker 1: one of our most beautiful superman. Let's see, Terry Hatcher,
Speaker 1: you're kind of like a young Cruella Deville. I oh,
Speaker 1: it's it's not about looks. You're you're you're a fine
Speaker 1: actress and you probably have so much money. Let's see
Speaker 1: you're r name rhymes with Carrie Patcher and five seconds
Speaker 1: come go back to that Cruella's Devil. Look like a
Speaker 1: young Cruella Deville. Thank you so that's one minute you
Speaker 1: Cruella and rich everybody. It's the vibe, the vibe. And
Speaker 1: here's Jeremy Biler everybody, Jeremy, talk to us. I've pre
Speaker 1: selected mine, also inspired by the ride here. Oh wow, interesting,
Speaker 1: this is Jeremy Byler's I don't think so, honey. It's
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Sexy motorcycle
Speaker 1: hunts leaving in and out of traffic. Honey, you are
Speaker 1: the dream of your parents. Okay, Honey, this world needs you.
Speaker 1: You have gifts to share. Don't drive like this, honey.
Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of traffic. I know you're
Speaker 1: late for Equinox or whatever, or like running front of
Speaker 1: house to the Greek restaurant, whatever you whatever you do.
Speaker 1: But Honey, I need you to take a deep ass breath.
Speaker 1: I need you to look into that little rear view
Speaker 1: mirror and say to that face, I value you seconds.
Speaker 1: You will not die today. And Honey, I need you
Speaker 1: to say, there is simply not enough clearance in this situation.
Speaker 1: Five playing with inches here, Honey, I don't think so. Hunt.
Speaker 1: Value your life, at least for your parents sake. Your
Speaker 1: motorcycle hunk. That's gorgeous. I got emotional. Here we go.
Speaker 1: It's time for Andrew and oh my gosh, what's it
Speaker 1: gonna be? Pre selective? And this is Andrew Laws. I
Speaker 1: don't think so many as time starts now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey. The curning on Kendrick Lamar's Damn altum Okay,
Speaker 1: for those of you who don't know what kurning is,
Speaker 1: it is the spacing between letters bitch and the D
Speaker 1: and the A R two close together. Listen. Am I
Speaker 1: listening to Damn by Kendrick Lamar or Dumb by Kendrick Lamar?
Speaker 1: I can't tell because it's a Sarah's funt and it's
Speaker 1: hard to read. We love times, okay, we love times.
Speaker 1: We love a plane spoken funt, but maybe not for
Speaker 1: an album cover. Give me arial, give me garam on,
Speaker 1: give me an ironic use of papyrus, But why why
Speaker 1: times bred curned like that? And then okay, on the merch,
Speaker 1: it's not dumb, it's I'm up. There's a larger and okay,
Speaker 1: just give me damn. I just want damn. That's everyone else, damn, damn,
Speaker 1: my god, typography expert and damn. And now to close
Speaker 1: out this group of I Bloom. Please welcome Darcy Cardon
Speaker 1: were helluj bit, Darcy, what's it gonna be? I think
Speaker 1: I know Yx? Yeah, next of corks the corks I'm
Speaker 1: going to do pre select corks you are? This is
Speaker 1: Darcy Carden's. I don't think so, honey. Your time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. The fact that this show
Speaker 1: right now is being recorded into podcast for I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Thank you so much going in, but I
Speaker 1: actually don't think so. I don't think I'm going to
Speaker 1: talk shit about someone something and then have somebody driving
Speaker 1: to work work on whatever fucking day this podcast comes
Speaker 1: out and have them hear me talking shit about someone
Speaker 1: and that forever. I don't think so. But honestly, Matt Rogers,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, honey. Here's the thing. If you
Speaker 1: want to hear which actresses Instagram stories I hate watch
Speaker 1: every fucking day, you can buy me a drink. I
Speaker 1: guess what. Guess what, bitch, If you buy me a drink,
Speaker 1: I'm probably not going to take it because I don't
Speaker 1: know you. I pretty much only talk ship with my
Speaker 1: sister and my husband and my friend Jen. Thank god,
Speaker 1: that's starsy. Why everybody. Oh God, bless God. Give it
Speaker 1: up for our next group. They are called Tonight. It's
Speaker 1: just family. Get giving up for suity, grim Hi, get
Speaker 1: it up for friend a lesbian, give it a far sister,
Speaker 1: David Mazzoni, I give it up for fashion, iconret a
Speaker 1: title man Ah, and brace for impact. Tony. It's Tim
Speaker 1: Murray looks okay. So here we go tonight. It's just family,
Speaker 1: and we have to start out with miss Suti Green, Suti?
Speaker 1: Are we doing a pre selected topic? Are we diving
Speaker 1: into the troll ball? We are doing pre select baby,
Speaker 1: Sudi Greens, I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Dogs and the people who
Speaker 1: love them. Okay, you have to go home early to
Speaker 1: take care of your dog, Bitch, I feel bad for you.
Speaker 1: Get a baby. Okay, you have to spend money on
Speaker 1: doggy daycare and medical appointment. Bitch, get a baby. Okay.
Speaker 1: I have something that you love, but every time you
Speaker 1: talk about it to me, you're complaining. Bitch, Get a baby. Okay.
Speaker 1: Dogs don't love you. They love you because you feed them. Okay,
Speaker 1: there whose dogs loved him? Okay? They don't fucking know
Speaker 1: for babies. Listen to yourself and then kill yourself and
Speaker 1: then get a fucking baby fift in seconds. Also, the
Speaker 1: worst fucking thing of this all is that I could
Speaker 1: call every woman in here a bitch and a count
Speaker 1: and it would be less controversial than me saying fuck
Speaker 1: you dogs. Okay, so I don't think so, honey. I'm Persian.
Speaker 1: We don't have dogs. We have rugs. I don't think
Speaker 1: something that she said she was gonna make enemies. And
Speaker 1: now Frank your lastman ran, what will we do a
Speaker 1: press like a topic trouble then? Okay, I pick a
Speaker 1: good one. Here we go. Okay, friend calls you. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Topic is Hillary Duff and your
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, Hillary Dull. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say things that Dorcy now has made me feel
Speaker 1: self conscious about saying. But okay, you're pregnant with another kid.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Who is the boyfriend or husband? Also,
Speaker 1: no one cares the first husband, Mike Comrie the hockey player.
Speaker 1: No one gives a fuss, but you're killing it. I'm younger. Um,
Speaker 1: she got a sister, Haley, nobody cares about. She's trying
Speaker 1: the line of what am I doing and who cares?
Speaker 1: And why she's been around forever? She don't know what
Speaker 1: she's been up to paycheck. But yet a question remains,
Speaker 1: is there a longevity of Hillary dup? But she's a
Speaker 1: woman that's getting work and that's good and that's one
Speaker 1: and that's what button we say by her, honey. But
Speaker 1: we celebrate her, We celebrate and now we celebrate Dave Mazzoni, everybody,
Speaker 1: Dave Amizony, put those a bitchy glass of us? Do
Speaker 1: I look mean? Stupid bitch? He's so mean? Can I
Speaker 1: have a dessert menu? Welcome to the stage, a place
Speaker 1: with us? All right, Dave? Are we gonna do a
Speaker 1: pre selected topic or the trouble? I have a pre
Speaker 1: selected topic? Okay, this is David Zonies. I don't think
Speaker 1: so hony. As time starts now, I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: West World right now? Can I just say something? It
Speaker 1: is incredible. I have watched every single episode of this show,
Speaker 1: and I have no idea where we are at the
Speaker 1: other day, I was eating some mac and cheese while watching.
Speaker 1: I went down in for a bite. They were on horseback.
Speaker 1: I came up. We were in mid century China. I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm very dumb and I watched this show
Speaker 1: because I don't want to think. I just want to
Speaker 1: see corsets and butts. So please give me a recap
Speaker 1: that's worthwhile. Why didn't you take half the money you
Speaker 1: spend on building an animatronic buffalo and put it towards
Speaker 1: a really amazing recap. Okay, I'm watching Claws with n
Speaker 1: Easy Nash, and I am fully caught up, bit and
Speaker 1: you know why, because they got a recap. Bitch, I
Speaker 1: am done with you, Westworld. I am too slow for
Speaker 1: this and way too high. I'm too fucking hi. Thank
Speaker 1: you for Thank you, Dave. That's what really needs to hear.
Speaker 1: And now everyone give it the funk up for Gretta,
Speaker 1: title man for the for the pants of the shoes,
Speaker 1: gag for the look, Gretta to oh yes, spend twirl honey, Gretta,
Speaker 1: what's it gonna be? I've really been debating, okay, because
Speaker 1: I feel like I should do the bowl, but I
Speaker 1: also have a pre selected and I want to get
Speaker 1: a my pre selected or ball. You're gonna get bowl
Speaker 1: anytime you ask. Anytime you ask, then I don't know
Speaker 1: this is a tough one. My pre selected is about
Speaker 1: someone that told me to get that nut. Um, this
Speaker 1: is Gretta Titlement. I don't think so hard, and her
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so Anny Tristan Thompson
Speaker 1: in the fake name, not actually him telling me to
Speaker 1: get that nut when we were making out as freshman
Speaker 1: in college. You know it doesn't make me get that nut.
Speaker 1: Trips in rubbing my clip mediocre over a pair of
Speaker 1: levies that are cut offs that a hot summer's day,
Speaker 1: and twos on Arizona. You know what else doesn't make
Speaker 1: me get that nuts The fact that you can't grow
Speaker 1: fucking facial hair and we're raised Evangelical in southern California.
Speaker 1: You know what else doesn't make me get that nut.
Speaker 1: The fact that your dick is nowhere near my body
Speaker 1: and you are making out with me with a sloppy
Speaker 1: tongue that's gouging into the back of my throat. But
Speaker 1: lucky for you, I don't have a gaggery flash. I'm
Speaker 1: so sick of anyone telling me to get that nut,
Speaker 1: because I don't think so any get that nut from
Speaker 1: your tongue in my mouth and on my pussy bit
Speaker 1: that a title man what she wants. Now we all
Speaker 1: know how to get that nut a different way. And finally,
Speaker 1: please welcome stunt Queen Tim Murray. We're gonna find out
Speaker 1: what Sashavalore has done to drag right now. I had
Speaker 1: a full bubble dress bubble wrap dress reveal, but it's
Speaker 1: too fucking hot. You've been robbed. But honestly, come to
Speaker 1: a colder show and you'll see it. Tim is gonna
Speaker 1: be prepared, her trouble prepared, prepared, Tim Murray's I don't
Speaker 1: think so many as time starts now, I don't think
Speaker 1: so honey, Andy Cohen. I know I'm committing full career
Speaker 1: suicide right now. Thanks Darcy and half of you probably
Speaker 1: worked for him, but I will die for the gay rebellion.
Speaker 1: He sits in a chair and says mean, quimpy things
Speaker 1: about people. Why is he getting paid to do that
Speaker 1: job and not me? He didn't even go to U
Speaker 1: c B. Do you know who did scrape their way
Speaker 1: up from the improv seconds? Kathy griff She was playing
Speaker 1: sixteen hundred dollars for a ground links class, while his
Speaker 1: producer asked, who's that Bravo green lighting the real ladies
Speaker 1: of massage, envy or some ship in seconds. If I
Speaker 1: wanted to watch a gay guy be mean too women,
Speaker 1: I'd go to a Broadway chorus call five seconds. Never
Speaker 1: want saying I never I never want to see another
Speaker 1: late night host who didn't scrape their way up from
Speaker 1: the comedy scene. Replace Andy Cohen with Wanda Sykes. And
Speaker 1: what what happened to give it up for this scripe tonight?
Speaker 1: It's just family suity, green granulast space on credit title Man,
Speaker 1: Tim Murray, bitch now on Andy Cohen's bad list. Cohen's
Speaker 1: bad List, Tim Murray. And we're gonna bring up our
Speaker 1: next group. This group is called come over. I'm just
Speaker 1: hanging out, giving up for Jabuki Young White. Look at that,
Speaker 1: and give it up for Ali Dixon from My Girl
Speaker 1: Janey Star, and give it up for a read Rice
Speaker 1: Sa and give it up for RecA Shanka. Come on, Rica, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: come over, I'm just hanging out. Come over, Chipookey, come over,
Speaker 1: were just come over? What's it gonna be a plect
Speaker 1: your trouble. I'm gonna do pre selected because I don't
Speaker 1: know any actors or actresses. Okay, choice then I just
Speaker 1: like refer to everyone is like, oh, go from Breaking Bad,
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and a gun Anyway, I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: As time starts now, I don't think so honey. Superhero movie,
Speaker 1: thank you, I don't think so. I'm sick of it. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm sick of it. Superhero movies are just a personality
Speaker 1: place older for white dudes who wear flannel until they
Speaker 1: get into I p ay. That's all that is. That's
Speaker 1: all that ship is. I'm sick of it. It's boring.
Speaker 1: C G. I makes me sleepy, it makes me fall asleep.
Speaker 1: People are starving, and we spend millions of dollars to
Speaker 1: remove Henry Caville's mustache. Second, it is crazy, and I'm
Speaker 1: sick of all these people telling me like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: actually this one. It's kind of like a sci fi thriller, comedy,
Speaker 1: slapstick bitch. I don't care. I'm not gonna see it.
Speaker 1: And also like we're getting a fucking joker movie like
Speaker 1: his Orgin story is just some libertarian who didn't get
Speaker 1: enough up votes on Reddit. That's like literally all that is,
Speaker 1: and from some of the people who cass these movies.
Speaker 1: I love Superhero movie show into it. I think that
Speaker 1: we need a lot more pre representation in these movies.
Speaker 1: And that's ja he loves those movies. Take a meeting
Speaker 1: with Jabouki, come on, why not? And now here we
Speaker 1: go give it up for Ale Dixon. Yes, this is
Speaker 1: personal personal, I'm I guess it's it's pre selected beautiful. Okay. Oh,
Speaker 1: and her time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: People who don't like my fucking dog, honey, okay, first
Speaker 1: of all, who hurt you? Second of all, how dare you, bitch?
Speaker 1: Why don't instead of you fucking looking at your goddamn
Speaker 1: phone screen, you look at my dog's fucking perfect eyes. Bitch? Okay,
Speaker 1: My dog has the spirit and grace of sir Ian McKellan.
Speaker 1: Fucking Hey, my dog, you hey, sir Ian mckelen. And
Speaker 1: that is problematic, bitch. Okay, all right, And I want
Speaker 1: to say right now, if you're like I'm so anti,
Speaker 1: I'm a cat person. Fuck you brother, fuck up. If
Speaker 1: I wanted to live with somebody didn't look me in
Speaker 1: the eyes and gave me no physical affection, I go
Speaker 1: back to Boston with my family, honey. Okay. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: the last but at least five. Can you stand on
Speaker 1: your high legs and give a high five? Oh you can? Well?
Speaker 1: Guess what my dog can too. He's not bragging about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fuck you, Sudie Green, who hurt you? Do you like
Speaker 1: you anymore? Sudi? You like our next guess? Jenny so
Speaker 1: Jns another veteran. What doing? We're leaning in and we're
Speaker 1: doing trollball. That's the bottom and everyone knows the best
Speaker 1: is at the bottom, the heaviest. Okay, okay, okay, Jamie,
Speaker 1: Still are you? I don't think so, honey. Trollball. Topic
Speaker 1: is the song and I'm telling you I'm not going,
Speaker 1: and you're time starts now, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: The song, I'm telling you, I'm not going because you're
Speaker 1: so hard of fucking singing. I always have to when
Speaker 1: I'm in the car at karaoke and i'm dates, I
Speaker 1: sing that song and it's so hard and first, even
Speaker 1: good singers. I'm sure it's difficult, even good singers. And
Speaker 1: it's a fact that the people who sing it, there's
Speaker 1: like a bar that's this high. We're talking Titus Burgess
Speaker 1: and like that cover at the Jennifer's and list songs
Speaker 1: shouldn't be like that. Let's Fergie have a try fun
Speaker 1: with it. Come on, bitch, fuck you the song and
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I'm not going. Also, other songs take note,
Speaker 1: have iconic lead in's with other songs, and you have
Speaker 1: to sing probably like twenty minutes to get there. The
Speaker 1: emotional arc is important, bitch, thank you. You know it's
Speaker 1: actually a rule of culture number A hundred and three.
Speaker 1: Let Ferki have a try and now everyone welcome. Read
Speaker 1: Brice yah d read what's it gonna be? Well, when
Speaker 1: you told me how to pick out my topic, You're
Speaker 1: just like, do something that makes you you feel really
Speaker 1: fun to talk about. And so I'm gonna I'm really excited.
Speaker 1: A pre selections, I don't think sony other time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey cops A pride, I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey cops. But I don't I only have
Speaker 1: a minute, So let's just do cops and pride. Okay,
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't know about you, but my
Speaker 1: idea of a perfect pride it's not so fucked up
Speaker 1: verse version of the Purge where the cops have to
Speaker 1: give us about you one time a year, and remember
Speaker 1: that part of stone Wall were the police came and
Speaker 1: knocked Will poul lightly out the door with floss and
Speaker 1: condoms and candy. I don't think so, honey, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: and you his gender rainbow capitalist fact thoughts. I need
Speaker 1: to stop doing crunches and harassing women out of gay bars,
Speaker 1: and maybe remember for a second that our revolution started
Speaker 1: with the police. Ryant. Let read the cops are our
Speaker 1: pounds now and they defend us from bad guys who
Speaker 1: are violent and aggressive against the queer community. If that's true,
Speaker 1: Uh here um give them this lead. It's a list
Speaker 1: of badge numbers, right a rainbody true? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: And now please welcome to the stage. Are good Judy too?
Speaker 1: From New York? From New York? What are we thinking?
Speaker 1: What are we think? I'm prelections, pre selective. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: People who don't use cell phone cases, okay, do you
Speaker 1: think yourself a god? Do you think you are above
Speaker 1: dropping your phone on the concrete on the train and
Speaker 1: a pool in the toilet down an elevator shot? You
Speaker 1: are not. You are scum like the rest of us. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're dropping your phone all the time. And if you're not,
Speaker 1: you're not. If you're one of those people that's like,
Speaker 1: I don't drop my phone, then you are the least
Speaker 1: liked among your friends. You are the anal fucker and
Speaker 1: your friend group that's got the pristine fucking black iPhone
Speaker 1: X that's like, I never dropped this, and you are
Speaker 1: a parah. So lose the fucking arrogance and be humble
Speaker 1: and get up. I'm sucking otter buck you assholet. I
Speaker 1: don't think so that's how you're doing. Give it up
Speaker 1: for come over, I'm just hanging out. Allie Dixon, Dandy So,
Speaker 1: Brian Raga, shankar On. Let's keep going along. This next
Speaker 1: group is Bowen's improv group from college. Seriously, they're all here.
Speaker 1: Give it up for Danger Box and Hallie Happer, Billy Domino,
Speaker 1: Mike Spense, Andrew Farmer and Emily Schmidt. This is okay,
Speaker 1: we're getting a photo, but you call up the first parse.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go getting a photo. Haley, Hepworth
Speaker 1: to them, I'm so excited to see you look great.
Speaker 1: Thank you you look really good too. Um. Anyway, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? What are you I'm gonna do a preselection. Ok,
Speaker 1: this is Haley Hopworths. I don't think so, honey. Her
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The movie
Speaker 1: tag you're asking me to give a fat shit about
Speaker 1: Jeremy Renner. I don't think so, honey. Your movie is
Speaker 1: about a group of straight male friends having fun together.
Speaker 1: That's at a premise that's a threat. The cast of
Speaker 1: this movie looks like an improv troop from two thousand
Speaker 1: Nasty second. This group of middle aged bros think that
Speaker 1: if they cluster together in a fae length of media acredy,
Speaker 1: we won't notice how boring they all are. But we
Speaker 1: notice fifteen seconds, and it's to be fine with it
Speaker 1: because Eila Fisher is there in Fuck Me Heels and
Speaker 1: Hannibal Burst clearly has a mortgage to pay off. Five seconds.
Speaker 1: My money will be going to Chesil Beach this week
Speaker 1: wowly have burn? Money will be going to Chesso Beach
Speaker 1: this weekend. Who knows what chessel Beach is? Okay, same,
Speaker 1: same guys. Please give it up for Billie Domino with
Speaker 1: all with a little it's a vague statement of ship
Speaker 1: T shirt? Wow, would you buy this shirt? Honestly, honest
Speaker 1: to God, I would I would buy it. Open a
Speaker 1: merch door bill, Um, okay, to listen. Are we doing
Speaker 1: a pre selected topic or the troll ball? I respect
Speaker 1: the troll ball, But the moment you told me about
Speaker 1: this event, there was a truth that came to the
Speaker 1: top of my mind. It had to be respect that billy,
Speaker 1: because I don't think so honey. His time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, just because I'm straight. I
Speaker 1: have to drive the big red fire truck beef beef.
Speaker 1: I know you're looking at me and saying, hey, there's
Speaker 1: a pile of head meat. Put him in top of
Speaker 1: the big flamewagon Hong Kong. And yeah, it's true. You
Speaker 1: do need a straight guy who's big, strong muscle bones
Speaker 1: to drive the big red fire truck too. Too, And
Speaker 1: sometimes I will drive the big red fire truck because
Speaker 1: it's my God given ride, being straight, hot and loud.
Speaker 1: But I don't think so honey, being forced to drive
Speaker 1: the big red fire truck every single day, because sometimes
Speaker 1: I want to drive the train that goes to the
Speaker 1: factory choo choo. Sometimes I want to drive the plane
Speaker 1: that takes the sick into the mall in heaven. Chirp, chirp.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I want to drive the army tag with the
Speaker 1: big guns because I have a straight at state with
Speaker 1: sports times to IMPRESSUGA. And I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: because what if you woke up one day they said, hey,
Speaker 1: you're straight. It's the b r FT or nothing else.
Speaker 1: I am a strong, stupid hockey machine, but mother, but
Speaker 1: not really and whatever horse I want to and not
Speaker 1: just the big red fire track, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: And he really ain't it out everybody infiltrated on space.
Speaker 1: He our face has been calling on the records by
Speaker 1: the Reverend straight humor um anyway, okay for more of that,
Speaker 1: everyone welcome my spens. Mike also straight an ally though
Speaker 1: a big ally, thank you, Mike. What's it going to
Speaker 1: be trouble or as a basic straight who doesn't know
Speaker 1: who celebrities are, I'm very sorry, but I'm gonna go trouball.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, subversion, very queer, make sure you have that.
Speaker 1: Well we get this, okay, okay, okay, well we'll see okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: Michael spends your I don't think so, honey. Trollball. Topic
Speaker 1: is Kathy Baits and your time and your time it
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey, Kathy Bates. I
Speaker 1: heard the accent you did on American Horror Story and
Speaker 1: it was strange at best. People said that it was
Speaker 1: very much like Baltimore, but a part Bartlamore that no
Speaker 1: one goes to. But I don't think so, honey, because
Speaker 1: if no one goes there, why do I have to
Speaker 1: hear it? Back to me? Keep that in your back
Speaker 1: roads where I don't have to hear it. And I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, Kathy Baits. You broke a man's
Speaker 1: legs once we all remember it, we all saw it.
Speaker 1: You had a big speech about hobbing, hobbling, hobbling good,
Speaker 1: And I don't think so, honey about that circling back
Speaker 1: around to that Baltimore accent and not gonna give that
Speaker 1: one up, Honey. You want me to, but I won't.
Speaker 1: I have a very hard time thinking, so, honey, that
Speaker 1: you just went to Baltimore, went to a cheese steak
Speaker 1: to and heard and you're like, oh, I'm gonna center
Speaker 1: a character around that five seconds? Who think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Cathy Baits, That's not how we were, and that's what
Speaker 1: very good, very good spence you read her for the
Speaker 1: only readable thing, really really chief he found it. It's
Speaker 1: the only bad thing she's ever not heavily referenced. Ryan
Speaker 1: Murphy work is commendable. It's very queer, very queer. And
Speaker 1: next up we have Andrew Farmer. Hello, Okay, she was
Speaker 1: straight in college, but now I straight up have a husband. Yes,
Speaker 1: made it all the way through n Y You very
Speaker 1: straight and now husband, here you go. So what are
Speaker 1: we thinking? Andrew uses my I'm very tempted to the bold,
Speaker 1: but I'm literally quaking with fear over my pre selected
Speaker 1: thing because I feel like it's gonna end some friendships. Okay, good,
Speaker 1: I want that. Then, all right, can't not do it.
Speaker 1: We want that. We want to get real messy, all right. So,
Speaker 1: Andrew Farmer, you're I don't think so, honey. Time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Halo top ice cream, No, no, no, honey,
Speaker 1: this is not the dessert God wanted for us. Halo
Speaker 1: top taste like soft serve bottom for a ghost and
Speaker 1: took a dry ship. Halo top taste like Baskin Robbins
Speaker 1: drank the wrong grail at the end of Indiana Joe.
Speaker 1: Halo top is like a daddy daughter dance. It's sweet,
Speaker 1: I guess, but don't think too much about it because
Speaker 1: it's actually super fucked up. I am a gay man
Speaker 1: who is trying to lower my blood pressure. I should
Speaker 1: love halo top ice cream. I have tried, God knows,
Speaker 1: but I don't because I am also a full figured
Speaker 1: bear honey, and I need and to end up, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna borrow a line from Angels in America gay Plantation
Speaker 1: on national themes, Halo top is a sin and it
Speaker 1: is killing us both. And that's one minute's your farmer.
Speaker 1: Halo top is a sin and it's killing us. It's
Speaker 1: actually a rule of culture number eight. Halo top is
Speaker 1: a sin. It hay house both and now it's emiliation
Speaker 1: another statement shirt show them the shirt cast shown cusack
Speaker 1: More obviously, thank you so much. I shouldn't have to
Speaker 1: demand it. You know you shouldn't. I mean, I know
Speaker 1: you've I know you've been torn for a while. What's
Speaker 1: it going to be? Well? I was going to do
Speaker 1: male ejaculate, um, but I think my mom's gonna listen
Speaker 1: to the podcast and I'm gonna go trollball. Your topic
Speaker 1: is male ejaculate and I'm just kidding. Um, you're a
Speaker 1: topic for trouble. I don't think so, honey. Is Paul
Speaker 1: McCartney and your time starts now? Okay? I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Paul McCartney, you have the goal to live? Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? The best ones died o, So take a
Speaker 1: note and follow suit, all right? I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Paul McCartney, you started another band? How dare you wings
Speaker 1: when you just look at things you see around you
Speaker 1: and you're like, that's a band? Oh No, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Your face is really alarming to me
Speaker 1: at this time because it has fallen and then sucked
Speaker 1: back in the way that's really hard to look at.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Paul McCartney, you had a
Speaker 1: daughter who's into fashion? How original from the whole damn family?
Speaker 1: I don't think. Um, you know what? I I don't
Speaker 1: even like the Beatles if I'm okay, honestly, right place,
Speaker 1: right time for all four of you sending over that
Speaker 1: give it up for Danger Box, improv n y U,
Speaker 1: Billy Domino, my expense, Andrew far and Emily Schmitt n YU.
Speaker 1: They put out amazing talent. We have one more group.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Give it up for excess honey access.
Speaker 1: Please welcome Ira Madison the Third. Give it up for
Speaker 1: Charles Rogers, Yes, and his other half short and first man,
Speaker 1: first man, give it up for Teresa Lee. And finally,
Speaker 1: please welcome Daniel web Biel Web Come on out here, bitch,
Speaker 1: oh cod bitch. Jyota Lopez was in the building. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go, Ira Madison the Third, come to the mic.
Speaker 1: Please take the days, take the mic her what I say? Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey should be that it's so hot.
Speaker 1: I had to turn my jacket into a fucking cape.
Speaker 1: I feel like Aretha frank but that doesn't want the want.
Speaker 1: Aretha doesn't allow a c at the concert because it's
Speaker 1: not good for the voice, and everyone else suffers. But
Speaker 1: everyone deals with that because she's fucking Aretha Franklin's Ira.
Speaker 1: I'm loving this is just like a conversation to keep
Speaker 1: keep between us. Hey, do you want to do a
Speaker 1: trouball or a preest like the topic? You know I'm
Speaker 1: doing the troball. He's stand into my eyes. Okay, trouble
Speaker 1: I picked it for you. Go over there, all right,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Olkright here we go, this is okay,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be good, alright, Iroon Madison the Third, you,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, trouball topic is Salmahiak and
Speaker 1: your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Salmahia,
Speaker 1: because I want to say something about your fucking from
Speaker 1: dust till Dawn movie. Wasn't that good? Wasn't a good
Speaker 1: vampire movie. I don't care for Robert Rodriguez, Tarantin know them.
Speaker 1: I want to say that I prefer Penelope Cruz, but
Speaker 1: that's racist, so I'm not gonna say it. But Samahayak,
Speaker 1: you know what, Selma, I prefer Sma Montgomery. Selmahayatk could
Speaker 1: never be a city where people march to get civil
Speaker 1: rights black people. Samahayatk could never be a film directed
Speaker 1: by Eva Duverne. Some Mahiak could never be a different
Speaker 1: way to spell Salem, Massachusetts, where we've bron witches bitch,
Speaker 1: So honey, you're not a witch bitch. I' iron Madison
Speaker 1: the Third, Yes, brilliant, waistic, holistic filth. And now Charles Rogers,
Speaker 1: Charles hi Hi, well, I've pre selected all right, here
Speaker 1: we go diving in, alright, Charles Rogers. Let's see here. Okay, Hey,
Speaker 1: your I don't think so, honey. Trouball topic is Katie Curry.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Katie kurrk. You're fucking insane. Your
Speaker 1: behavior is so straightforward, bitch. What are you hiding? You
Speaker 1: want to be well adjusted? Guess what we see through that?
Speaker 1: Your manic depressive bitch. You needn't take your pills because
Speaker 1: you're collected on screen. Guess what we all know you're
Speaker 1: screaming off screen, Katie Curry. You probably don't know how
Speaker 1: to drive, and you were born in the suburbs, girl,
Speaker 1: Katie Curic, What we don't know a single thing about you?
Speaker 1: Or do we? Who knows? Who knows? Why are you
Speaker 1: hiding from us? Katie Kirk? Why do you hiding personal
Speaker 1: lifestyle choices? You need to be put on flash cards
Speaker 1: in high school's bitch, so the teachers about you. Um,
Speaker 1: Katie Couric Uh, come over more often. I don't think though, honey,
Speaker 1: Katie Curric five seconds come o, um, Katie curic Uh.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Katie Kirk, thank you. He's not a lot
Speaker 1: of important things. Sarah Tayll in interview, was a very
Speaker 1: important and give it up for Charles Rogers every bad
Speaker 1: and please welcome mad my boyfriend so good? Does that
Speaker 1: humanize me? Are you on my side? Now? Are you
Speaker 1: doing a pre select the topic or the troll ball?
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be a bit, but I'm pre selected. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is Jordans. I don't think so many as time
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so honey. People who are
Speaker 1: not in the industry, I hate you. I hate all
Speaker 1: of you. I never wanted me a single non industry
Speaker 1: person ever again in my life. Every time I go
Speaker 1: to a party, I am using my industry skills to
Speaker 1: pretend that I care about you. Wow, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I met a surgeon at a party and he saves lives.
Speaker 1: But bitch, he has never sold a half hour comedy.
Speaker 1: He has never even pitched one. Bitch. If you cannot
Speaker 1: help me, stay the funk away from me. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, non industry people. I don't care about
Speaker 1: real people. I don't want to see another movie about
Speaker 1: real people, no project. I don't want to hear another
Speaker 1: podcast about real people. My favorite movie it's a Hollywood
Speaker 1: Reporter actress round table. I do thanks. How do you
Speaker 1: fucking not industry fools it. Oh my god, reporter actress roundtable,
Speaker 1: probably starring Amy Adams every year. Yes, and she's always
Speaker 1: the least compelling. I love you, but you can't. But
Speaker 1: she's good, She's so good, She's so good, so good, though,
Speaker 1: please give it up for yes. Oh, this is a
Speaker 1: good taste. Come through, Come through, all right? So, Theresa,
Speaker 1: are we doing a pre slefe this topic or the trouble?
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, Ariana Grande and Pete David's and
Speaker 1: getting named gay. You've been dating for twenty four days
Speaker 1: and you're engaged. I don't think so, honey. Also, what
Speaker 1: is your secret? I don't think so, honey. Twenty four
Speaker 1: days is not enough time to fall in love. It
Speaker 1: takes me three to six months. Aget a guy to
Speaker 1: come trust takes time twenty It is not even a
Speaker 1: full menstrual cycle. Not even has not even shed her
Speaker 1: uter lining since the last time mac Miller has been
Speaker 1: inside her seconds. You guys did mushrooms together. Of course
Speaker 1: you're all in love. Everybody who does mushrooms together falls
Speaker 1: in love. I did mushrooms and for a moment. I
Speaker 1: love myself. I don't think so, honey. You are studying
Speaker 1: unrealistic expectation for the rest of us, studying unrealistic expectations
Speaker 1: for male comedians. Male comics who don't have a credit
Speaker 1: card now expect that they can land at International. I
Speaker 1: can't even Mariah couldn't keep her comedian man. I think, wow,
Speaker 1: Arianna and Peter engaged. That means anything is possible. Anything
Speaker 1: is possible. And now please welcome in her garment. Daniel Webb, Yes, yes, Oh,
Speaker 1: I love so Daniel web Are we doing a prey?
Speaker 1: We're good, We're good. Oh no, I think I think
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Speaker 1: you suck it up? Daniel pre selected? All right, and Daniel,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Time begins now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Jennifer Lopez is she here? That's right.
Speaker 1: If Selena had never been murdered, we would not have Selena.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine the part of a te Hanna played
Speaker 1: by a Puerto Rican? I don't think so, Hanna, are
Speaker 1: you not. If it weren't for Selina being murdered, Jennifer
Speaker 1: Lopez would still be cleaning Rosie Perez's toilets. That's an
Speaker 1: old joke. Are you kidding me? Mayo? We stay Jennifer Lopez,
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Speaker 1: I can't wait to figure out what that was. Give
Speaker 1: it up for access, Honey, access irons. In the third
Speaker 1: Charles Roger joined in first and recently a Daniel Web.
Speaker 1: Before we take a break, we have one more I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, and we are proud to introduce
Speaker 1: this next I don't Think so honey is the newest
Speaker 1: recipient to Night of the prestigious Lost Culture Rests Icon Award.
Speaker 1: This is our drag mother. Please welcome to the stage,
Speaker 1: Guy Bretta Embrasure. Yes, touch this, touch all of this,
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Speaker 1: gonna be? Love the Last Cultures is like an award winner?
Speaker 1: How does it feel? Um? It's thrilling, it's chilling, it's exciting.
Speaker 1: When you came out of me. I never knew you
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Speaker 1: with just a gesture that we knew? We knew what
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Speaker 1: your I don't think so, honey. Trollball topic is Jewel
Speaker 1: and your time starts now? I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Jewel Alaska? Are there women there? I don't think so. Juel,
Speaker 1: What were you even doing in the nineties? We already
Speaker 1: had a perfectly good Joey Lauren Adams. We didn't need
Speaker 1: one with fucked up teeth? Hey, Jeel, remember that one
Speaker 1: Comedy Central roast you are at neither do I? Oh,
Speaker 1: you gotta seconds? Hey Juel, I don't want a narrative
Speaker 1: about how you lived in a van unless it's the
Speaker 1: part of an arc of a really good only fans. Hey,
Speaker 1: jul your hands are small, I know, then? Why not
Speaker 1: intrograce yourself into a perfectly good fisting relationship with a
Speaker 1: lesbian with like a pool in the Hollywood Hills. Who
Speaker 1: will take care of you? Because I'm pretty sure you've
Speaker 1: disappeared for the past twenty years five and that's not necessary, Juel,
Speaker 1: why aren't you on the floor. It's not Megan Trainer
Speaker 1: on it there. Clearly you're not discriminating. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: and you should be on the four guy brand and
Speaker 1: everyone the last culture races I kind of ward winner.
Speaker 1: We are now going to take a quick ten minute intermission,
Speaker 1: comeback for more. I don't think so honeys, and just
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