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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm very dumb and I watched this show

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Speaker 1: because I don't want to think. I just want to

418
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Speaker 1: see corsets and butts. So please give me a recap

419
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Speaker 1: that's worthwhile. Why didn't you take half the money you

420
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Speaker 1: spend on building an animatronic buffalo and put it towards

421
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: a really amazing recap. Okay, I'm watching Claws with n

422
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Speaker 1: Easy Nash, and I am fully caught up, bit and

423
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Speaker 1: you know why, because they got a recap. Bitch, I

424
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 1: am done with you, Westworld. I am too slow for

425
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Speaker 1: this and way too high. I'm too fucking hi. Thank

426
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Speaker 1: you for Thank you, Dave. That's what really needs to hear.

427
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: And now everyone give it the funk up for Gretta,

428
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Speaker 1: title man for the for the pants of the shoes,

429
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Speaker 1: gag for the look, Gretta to oh yes, spend twirl honey, Gretta,

430
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Speaker 1: what's it gonna be? I've really been debating, okay, because

431
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Speaker 1: I feel like I should do the bowl, but I

432
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Speaker 1: also have a pre selected and I want to get

433
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Speaker 1: a my pre selected or ball. You're gonna get bowl

434
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Speaker 1: anytime you ask. Anytime you ask, then I don't know

435
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Speaker 1: this is a tough one. My pre selected is about

436
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Speaker 1: someone that told me to get that nut. Um, this

437
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Speaker 1: is Gretta Titlement. I don't think so hard, and her

438
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Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so Anny Tristan Thompson

439
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Speaker 1: in the fake name, not actually him telling me to

440
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: get that nut when we were making out as freshman

441
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: in college. You know it doesn't make me get that nut.

442
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 1: Trips in rubbing my clip mediocre over a pair of

443
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Speaker 1: levies that are cut offs that a hot summer's day,

444
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: and twos on Arizona. You know what else doesn't make

445
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 1: me get that nuts The fact that you can't grow

446
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: fucking facial hair and we're raised Evangelical in southern California.

447
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: You know what else doesn't make me get that nut.

448
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: The fact that your dick is nowhere near my body

449
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: and you are making out with me with a sloppy

450
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 1: tongue that's gouging into the back of my throat. But

451
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: lucky for you, I don't have a gaggery flash. I'm

452
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: so sick of anyone telling me to get that nut,

453
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: because I don't think so any get that nut from

454
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: your tongue in my mouth and on my pussy bit

455
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 1: that a title man what she wants. Now we all

456
00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: know how to get that nut a different way. And finally,

457
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: please welcome stunt Queen Tim Murray. We're gonna find out

458
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,480
Speaker 1: what Sashavalore has done to drag right now. I had

459
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: a full bubble dress bubble wrap dress reveal, but it's

460
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: too fucking hot. You've been robbed. But honestly, come to

461
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: a colder show and you'll see it. Tim is gonna

462
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: be prepared, her trouble prepared, prepared, Tim Murray's I don't

463
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: think so many as time starts now, I don't think

464
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: so honey, Andy Cohen. I know I'm committing full career

465
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Speaker 1: suicide right now. Thanks Darcy and half of you probably

466
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: worked for him, but I will die for the gay rebellion.

467
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: He sits in a chair and says mean, quimpy things

468
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: about people. Why is he getting paid to do that

469
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: job and not me? He didn't even go to U

470
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Speaker 1: c B. Do you know who did scrape their way

471
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Speaker 1: up from the improv seconds? Kathy griff She was playing

472
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Speaker 1: sixteen hundred dollars for a ground links class, while his

473
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Speaker 1: producer asked, who's that Bravo green lighting the real ladies

474
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Speaker 1: of massage, envy or some ship in seconds. If I

475
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: wanted to watch a gay guy be mean too women,

476
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: I'd go to a Broadway chorus call five seconds. Never

477
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: want saying I never I never want to see another

478
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: late night host who didn't scrape their way up from

479
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: the comedy scene. Replace Andy Cohen with Wanda Sykes. And

480
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:36,560
Speaker 1: what what happened to give it up for this scripe tonight?

481
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: It's just family suity, green granulast space on credit title Man,

482
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: Tim Murray, bitch now on Andy Cohen's bad list. Cohen's

483
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 1: bad List, Tim Murray. And we're gonna bring up our

484
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: next group. This group is called come over. I'm just

485
00:33:55,520 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: hanging out, giving up for Jabuki Young White. Look at that,

486
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: and give it up for Ali Dixon from My Girl

487
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Speaker 1: Janey Star, and give it up for a read Rice

488
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Speaker 1: Sa and give it up for RecA Shanka. Come on, Rica, alright, alright,

489
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Speaker 1: come over, I'm just hanging out. Come over, Chipookey, come over,

490
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:29,120
Speaker 1: were just come over? What's it gonna be a plect

491
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Speaker 1: your trouble. I'm gonna do pre selected because I don't

492
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Speaker 1: know any actors or actresses. Okay, choice then I just

493
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Speaker 1: like refer to everyone is like, oh, go from Breaking Bad,

494
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and a gun Anyway, I don't think so honey.

495
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:48,240
Speaker 1: As time starts now, I don't think so honey. Superhero movie,

496
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Speaker 1: thank you, I don't think so. I'm sick of it. Honestly,

497
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: I'm sick of it. Superhero movies are just a personality

498
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Speaker 1: place older for white dudes who wear flannel until they

499
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Speaker 1: get into I p ay. That's all that is. That's

500
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 1: all that ship is. I'm sick of it. It's boring.

501
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 1: C G. I makes me sleepy, it makes me fall asleep.

502
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: People are starving, and we spend millions of dollars to

503
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: remove Henry Caville's mustache. Second, it is crazy, and I'm

504
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: sick of all these people telling me like, no, I'm

505
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 1: actually this one. It's kind of like a sci fi thriller, comedy,

506
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: slapstick bitch. I don't care. I'm not gonna see it.

507
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: And also like we're getting a fucking joker movie like

508
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: his Orgin story is just some libertarian who didn't get

509
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 1: enough up votes on Reddit. That's like literally all that is,

510
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: and from some of the people who cass these movies.

511
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:45,800
Speaker 1: I love Superhero movie show into it. I think that

512
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: we need a lot more pre representation in these movies.

513
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 1: And that's ja he loves those movies. Take a meeting

514
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: with Jabouki, come on, why not? And now here we

515
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 1: go give it up for Ale Dixon. Yes, this is

516
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: personal personal, I'm I guess it's it's pre selected beautiful. Okay. Oh,

517
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: and her time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

518
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 1: People who don't like my fucking dog, honey, okay, first

519
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: of all, who hurt you? Second of all, how dare you, bitch?

520
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: Why don't instead of you fucking looking at your goddamn

521
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: phone screen, you look at my dog's fucking perfect eyes. Bitch? Okay,

522
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: My dog has the spirit and grace of sir Ian McKellan.

523
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 1: Fucking Hey, my dog, you hey, sir Ian mckelen. And

524
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: that is problematic, bitch. Okay, all right, And I want

525
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: to say right now, if you're like I'm so anti,

526
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 1: I'm a cat person. Fuck you brother, fuck up. If

527
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 1: I wanted to live with somebody didn't look me in

528
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: the eyes and gave me no physical affection, I go

529
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: back to Boston with my family, honey. Okay. Yeah, And

530
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:09,840
Speaker 1: the last but at least five. Can you stand on

531
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: your high legs and give a high five? Oh you can? Well?

532
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 1: Guess what my dog can too. He's not bragging about it. Yeah,

533
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: fuck you, Sudie Green, who hurt you? Do you like

534
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: you anymore? Sudi? You like our next guess? Jenny so

535
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Speaker 1: Jns another veteran. What doing? We're leaning in and we're

536
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 1: doing trollball. That's the bottom and everyone knows the best

537
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: is at the bottom, the heaviest. Okay, okay, okay, Jamie,

538
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 1: Still are you? I don't think so, honey. Trollball. Topic

539
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 1: is the song and I'm telling you I'm not going,

540
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: and you're time starts now, I don't think so, honey.

541
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 1: The song, I'm telling you, I'm not going because you're

542
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: so hard of fucking singing. I always have to when

543
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm in the car at karaoke and i'm dates, I

544
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: sing that song and it's so hard and first, even

545
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: good singers. I'm sure it's difficult, even good singers. And

546
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 1: it's a fact that the people who sing it, there's

547
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: like a bar that's this high. We're talking Titus Burgess

548
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: and like that cover at the Jennifer's and list songs

549
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: shouldn't be like that. Let's Fergie have a try fun

550
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: with it. Come on, bitch, fuck you the song and

551
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:49,879
Speaker 1: I'm telling you I'm not going. Also, other songs take note,

552
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: have iconic lead in's with other songs, and you have

553
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,080
Speaker 1: to sing probably like twenty minutes to get there. The

554
00:38:55,160 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: emotional arc is important, bitch, thank you. You know it's

555
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: actually a rule of culture number A hundred and three.

556
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: Let Ferki have a try and now everyone welcome. Read

557
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: Brice yah d read what's it gonna be? Well, when

558
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: you told me how to pick out my topic, You're

559
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: just like, do something that makes you you feel really

560
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 1: fun to talk about. And so I'm gonna I'm really excited.

561
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: A pre selections, I don't think sony other time starts now,

562
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey cops A pride, I don't

563
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: think so honey cops. But I don't I only have

564
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: a minute, So let's just do cops and pride. Okay,

565
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't know about you, but my

566
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: idea of a perfect pride it's not so fucked up

567
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: verse version of the Purge where the cops have to

568
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: give us about you one time a year, and remember

569
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: that part of stone Wall were the police came and

570
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 1: knocked Will poul lightly out the door with floss and

571
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:13,120
Speaker 1: condoms and candy. I don't think so, honey, Oh my god,

572
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: and you his gender rainbow capitalist fact thoughts. I need

573
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 1: to stop doing crunches and harassing women out of gay bars,

574
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: and maybe remember for a second that our revolution started

575
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 1: with the police. Ryant. Let read the cops are our

576
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 1: pounds now and they defend us from bad guys who

577
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:45,759
Speaker 1: are violent and aggressive against the queer community. If that's true,

578
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,839
Speaker 1: Uh here um give them this lead. It's a list

579
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: of badge numbers, right a rainbody true? Oh my god?

580
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: And now please welcome to the stage. Are good Judy too?

581
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 1: From New York? From New York? What are we thinking?

582
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:13,399
Speaker 1: What are we think? I'm prelections, pre selective. I don't

583
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

584
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: People who don't use cell phone cases, okay, do you

585
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 1: think yourself a god? Do you think you are above

586
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 1: dropping your phone on the concrete on the train and

587
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: a pool in the toilet down an elevator shot? You

588
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:39,720
Speaker 1: are not. You are scum like the rest of us. Okay,

589
00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 1: you're dropping your phone all the time. And if you're not,

590
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: you're not. If you're one of those people that's like,

591
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: I don't drop my phone, then you are the least

592
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: liked among your friends. You are the anal fucker and

593
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: your friend group that's got the pristine fucking black iPhone

594
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,719
Speaker 1: X that's like, I never dropped this, and you are

595
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: a parah. So lose the fucking arrogance and be humble

596
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:14,880
Speaker 1: and get up. I'm sucking otter buck you assholet. I

597
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: don't think so that's how you're doing. Give it up

598
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:25,080
Speaker 1: for come over, I'm just hanging out. Allie Dixon, Dandy So,

599
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: Brian Raga, shankar On. Let's keep going along. This next

600
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,719
Speaker 1: group is Bowen's improv group from college. Seriously, they're all here.

601
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 1: Give it up for Danger Box and Hallie Happer, Billy Domino,

602
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 1: Mike Spense, Andrew Farmer and Emily Schmidt. This is okay,

603
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 1: we're getting a photo, but you call up the first parse.

604
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: All right, here we go getting a photo. Haley, Hepworth

605
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 1: to them, I'm so excited to see you look great.

606
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: Thank you you look really good too. Um. Anyway, what

607
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: are you doing? What are you I'm gonna do a preselection. Ok,

608
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 1: this is Haley Hopworths. I don't think so, honey. Her

609
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 1: time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The movie

610
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:28,959
Speaker 1: tag you're asking me to give a fat shit about

611
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:33,920
Speaker 1: Jeremy Renner. I don't think so, honey. Your movie is

612
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: about a group of straight male friends having fun together.

613
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 1: That's at a premise that's a threat. The cast of

614
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: this movie looks like an improv troop from two thousand

615
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:56,800
Speaker 1: Nasty second. This group of middle aged bros think that

616
00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,480
Speaker 1: if they cluster together in a fae length of media acredy,

617
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: we won't notice how boring they all are. But we

618
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: notice fifteen seconds, and it's to be fine with it

619
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 1: because Eila Fisher is there in Fuck Me Heels and

620
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: Hannibal Burst clearly has a mortgage to pay off. Five seconds.

621
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Speaker 1: My money will be going to Chesil Beach this week

622
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Speaker 1: wowly have burn? Money will be going to Chesso Beach

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Speaker 1: this weekend. Who knows what chessel Beach is? Okay, same,

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Speaker 1: same guys. Please give it up for Billie Domino with

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Speaker 1: all with a little it's a vague statement of ship

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Speaker 1: T shirt? Wow, would you buy this shirt? Honestly, honest

627
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Speaker 1: to God, I would I would buy it. Open a

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Speaker 1: merch door bill, Um, okay, to listen. Are we doing

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Speaker 1: a pre selected topic or the troll ball? I respect

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Speaker 1: the troll ball, But the moment you told me about

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Speaker 1: this event, there was a truth that came to the

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Speaker 1: top of my mind. It had to be respect that billy,

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Speaker 1: because I don't think so honey. His time starts now.

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00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, just because I'm straight. I

635
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Speaker 1: have to drive the big red fire truck beef beef.

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00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 1: I know you're looking at me and saying, hey, there's

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Speaker 1: a pile of head meat. Put him in top of

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Speaker 1: the big flamewagon Hong Kong. And yeah, it's true. You

639
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Speaker 1: do need a straight guy who's big, strong muscle bones

640
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: to drive the big red fire truck too. Too, And

641
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 1: sometimes I will drive the big red fire truck because

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Speaker 1: it's my God given ride, being straight, hot and loud.

643
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: But I don't think so honey, being forced to drive

644
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Speaker 1: the big red fire truck every single day, because sometimes

645
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Speaker 1: I want to drive the train that goes to the

646
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Speaker 1: factory choo choo. Sometimes I want to drive the plane

647
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Speaker 1: that takes the sick into the mall in heaven. Chirp, chirp.

648
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: Sometimes I want to drive the army tag with the

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Speaker 1: big guns because I have a straight at state with

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Speaker 1: sports times to IMPRESSUGA. And I don't think so, honey,

651
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 1: because what if you woke up one day they said, hey,

652
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Speaker 1: you're straight. It's the b r FT or nothing else.

653
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: I am a strong, stupid hockey machine, but mother, but

654
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: not really and whatever horse I want to and not

655
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: just the big red fire track, I don't think so.

656
00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: And he really ain't it out everybody infiltrated on space.

657
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: He our face has been calling on the records by

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Speaker 1: the Reverend straight humor um anyway, okay for more of that,

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Speaker 1: everyone welcome my spens. Mike also straight an ally though

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Speaker 1: a big ally, thank you, Mike. What's it going to

661
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Speaker 1: be trouble or as a basic straight who doesn't know

662
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: who celebrities are, I'm very sorry, but I'm gonna go trouball.

663
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:56,320
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, subversion, very queer, make sure you have that.

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Speaker 1: Well we get this, okay, okay, okay, well we'll see okay, Okay,

665
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 1: Michael spends your I don't think so, honey. Trollball. Topic

666
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 1: is Kathy Baits and your time and your time it

667
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:13,279
Speaker 1: starts now. I don't think so, honey, Kathy Bates. I

668
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 1: heard the accent you did on American Horror Story and

669
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: it was strange at best. People said that it was

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00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 1: very much like Baltimore, but a part Bartlamore that no

671
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Speaker 1: one goes to. But I don't think so, honey, because

672
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Speaker 1: if no one goes there, why do I have to

673
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Speaker 1: hear it? Back to me? Keep that in your back

674
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: roads where I don't have to hear it. And I

675
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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, Kathy Baits. You broke a man's

676
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: legs once we all remember it, we all saw it.

677
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:43,279
Speaker 1: You had a big speech about hobbing, hobbling, hobbling good,

678
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: And I don't think so, honey about that circling back

679
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: around to that Baltimore accent and not gonna give that

680
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 1: one up, Honey. You want me to, but I won't.

681
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,320
Speaker 1: I have a very hard time thinking, so, honey, that

682
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 1: you just went to Baltimore, went to a cheese steak

683
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 1: to and heard and you're like, oh, I'm gonna center

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00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: a character around that five seconds? Who think so, honey,

685
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 1: Cathy Baits, That's not how we were, and that's what

686
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 1: very good, very good spence you read her for the

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Speaker 1: only readable thing, really really chief he found it. It's

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Speaker 1: the only bad thing she's ever not heavily referenced. Ryan

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00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: Murphy work is commendable. It's very queer, very queer. And

690
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: next up we have Andrew Farmer. Hello, Okay, she was

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00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: straight in college, but now I straight up have a husband. Yes,

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00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 1: made it all the way through n Y You very

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Speaker 1: straight and now husband, here you go. So what are

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Speaker 1: we thinking? Andrew uses my I'm very tempted to the bold,

695
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:50,600
Speaker 1: but I'm literally quaking with fear over my pre selected

696
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: thing because I feel like it's gonna end some friendships. Okay, good,

697
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:55,520
Speaker 1: I want that. Then, all right, can't not do it.

698
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,120
Speaker 1: We want that. We want to get real messy, all right. So,

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00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: Andrew Farmer, you're I don't think so, honey. Time starts now,

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00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Halo top ice cream, No, no, no, honey,

701
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:12,280
Speaker 1: this is not the dessert God wanted for us. Halo

702
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: top taste like soft serve bottom for a ghost and

703
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: took a dry ship. Halo top taste like Baskin Robbins

704
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: drank the wrong grail at the end of Indiana Joe.

705
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: Halo top is like a daddy daughter dance. It's sweet,

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00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: I guess, but don't think too much about it because

707
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: it's actually super fucked up. I am a gay man

708
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 1: who is trying to lower my blood pressure. I should

709
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 1: love halo top ice cream. I have tried, God knows,

710
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,880
Speaker 1: but I don't because I am also a full figured

711
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: bear honey, and I need and to end up, I'm

712
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:52,800
Speaker 1: gonna borrow a line from Angels in America gay Plantation

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00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 1: on national themes, Halo top is a sin and it

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00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 1: is killing us both. And that's one minute's your farmer.

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00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: Halo top is a sin and it's killing us. It's

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00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: actually a rule of culture number eight. Halo top is

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Speaker 1: a sin. It hay house both and now it's emiliation

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Speaker 1: another statement shirt show them the shirt cast shown cusack

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Speaker 1: More obviously, thank you so much. I shouldn't have to

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Speaker 1: demand it. You know you shouldn't. I mean, I know

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Speaker 1: you've I know you've been torn for a while. What's

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Speaker 1: it going to be? Well? I was going to do

723
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:39,520
Speaker 1: male ejaculate, um, but I think my mom's gonna listen

724
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: to the podcast and I'm gonna go trollball. Your topic

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00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: is male ejaculate and I'm just kidding. Um, you're a

726
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: topic for trouble. I don't think so, honey. Is Paul

727
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Speaker 1: McCartney and your time starts now? Okay? I don't think so, honey.

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00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 1: Paul McCartney, you have the goal to live? Are you

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00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 1: kidding me? The best ones died o, So take a

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00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:11,080
Speaker 1: note and follow suit, all right? I don't think so, honey.

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00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:16,080
Speaker 1: Paul McCartney, you started another band? How dare you wings

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00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: when you just look at things you see around you

733
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: and you're like, that's a band? Oh No, I don't

734
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:24,960
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Your face is really alarming to me

735
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 1: at this time because it has fallen and then sucked

736
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: back in the way that's really hard to look at.

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00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Paul McCartney, you had a

738
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:40,240
Speaker 1: daughter who's into fashion? How original from the whole damn family?

739
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: I don't think. Um, you know what? I I don't

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00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:52,080
Speaker 1: even like the Beatles if I'm okay, honestly, right place,

741
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: right time for all four of you sending over that

742
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 1: give it up for Danger Box, improv n y U,

743
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:11,399
Speaker 1: Billy Domino, my expense, Andrew far and Emily Schmitt n YU.

744
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: They put out amazing talent. We have one more group.

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00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 1: Here we go. Give it up for excess honey access.

746
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:27,880
Speaker 1: Please welcome Ira Madison the Third. Give it up for

747
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: Charles Rogers, Yes, and his other half short and first man,

748
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 1: first man, give it up for Teresa Lee. And finally,

749
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 1: please welcome Daniel web Biel Web Come on out here, bitch,

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00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: oh cod bitch. Jyota Lopez was in the building. All right,

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00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: here we go, Ira Madison the Third, come to the mic.

752
00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: Please take the days, take the mic her what I say? Yes,

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00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey should be that it's so hot.

754
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,239
Speaker 1: I had to turn my jacket into a fucking cape.

755
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 1: I feel like Aretha frank but that doesn't want the want.

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00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: Aretha doesn't allow a c at the concert because it's

757
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 1: not good for the voice, and everyone else suffers. But

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00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:23,280
Speaker 1: everyone deals with that because she's fucking Aretha Franklin's Ira.

759
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 1: I'm loving this is just like a conversation to keep

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00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 1: keep between us. Hey, do you want to do a

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00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 1: trouball or a preest like the topic? You know I'm

762
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 1: doing the troball. He's stand into my eyes. Okay, trouble

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00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: I picked it for you. Go over there, all right,

764
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Olkright here we go, this is okay,

765
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: this is gonna be good, alright, Iroon Madison the Third, you,

766
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, trouball topic is Salmahiak and

767
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, Salmahia,

768
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 1: because I want to say something about your fucking from

769
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:10,799
Speaker 1: dust till Dawn movie. Wasn't that good? Wasn't a good

770
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: vampire movie. I don't care for Robert Rodriguez, Tarantin know them.

771
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: I want to say that I prefer Penelope Cruz, but

772
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: that's racist, so I'm not gonna say it. But Samahayak,

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00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:31,719
Speaker 1: you know what, Selma, I prefer Sma Montgomery. Selmahayatk could

774
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,280
Speaker 1: never be a city where people march to get civil

775
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 1: rights black people. Samahayatk could never be a film directed

776
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 1: by Eva Duverne. Some Mahiak could never be a different

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00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:54,400
Speaker 1: way to spell Salem, Massachusetts, where we've bron witches bitch,

778
00:54:54,480 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 1: So honey, you're not a witch bitch. I' iron Madison

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00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 1: the Third, Yes, brilliant, waistic, holistic filth. And now Charles Rogers,

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00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 1: Charles hi Hi, well, I've pre selected all right, here

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00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:23,799
Speaker 1: we go diving in, alright, Charles Rogers. Let's see here. Okay, Hey,

782
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 1: your I don't think so, honey. Trouball topic is Katie Curry.

783
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Katie kurrk. You're fucking insane. Your

784
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 1: behavior is so straightforward, bitch. What are you hiding? You

785
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 1: want to be well adjusted? Guess what we see through that?

786
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: Your manic depressive bitch. You needn't take your pills because

787
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: you're collected on screen. Guess what we all know you're

788
00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: screaming off screen, Katie Curry. You probably don't know how

789
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: to drive, and you were born in the suburbs, girl,

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00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: Katie Curic, What we don't know a single thing about you?

791
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 1: Or do we? Who knows? Who knows? Why are you

792
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:10,520
Speaker 1: hiding from us? Katie Kirk? Why do you hiding personal

793
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:14,479
Speaker 1: lifestyle choices? You need to be put on flash cards

794
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:18,279
Speaker 1: in high school's bitch, so the teachers about you. Um,

795
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 1: Katie Couric Uh, come over more often. I don't think though, honey,

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00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 1: Katie Curric five seconds come o, um, Katie curic Uh.

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00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:34,360
Speaker 1: Thank you, Katie Kirk, thank you. He's not a lot

798
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 1: of important things. Sarah Tayll in interview, was a very

799
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: important and give it up for Charles Rogers every bad

800
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: and please welcome mad my boyfriend so good? Does that

801
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: humanize me? Are you on my side? Now? Are you

802
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: doing a pre select the topic or the troll ball?

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00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,720
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be a bit, but I'm pre selected. Okay,

804
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: this is Jordans. I don't think so many as time

805
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,640
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so honey. People who are

806
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: not in the industry, I hate you. I hate all

807
00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 1: of you. I never wanted me a single non industry

808
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: person ever again in my life. Every time I go

809
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 1: to a party, I am using my industry skills to

810
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 1: pretend that I care about you. Wow, but I don't.

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Speaker 1: I met a surgeon at a party and he saves lives.

812
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: But bitch, he has never sold a half hour comedy.

813
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: He has never even pitched one. Bitch. If you cannot

814
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 1: help me, stay the funk away from me. I don't

815
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: think so, honey, non industry people. I don't care about

816
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 1: real people. I don't want to see another movie about

817
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:50,439
Speaker 1: real people, no project. I don't want to hear another

818
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 1: podcast about real people. My favorite movie it's a Hollywood

819
00:57:54,560 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 1: Reporter actress round table. I do thanks. How do you

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00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: fucking not industry fools it. Oh my god, reporter actress roundtable,

821
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:14,000
Speaker 1: probably starring Amy Adams every year. Yes, and she's always

822
00:58:14,080 --> 00:58:16,560
Speaker 1: the least compelling. I love you, but you can't. But

823
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,880
Speaker 1: she's good, She's so good, She's so good, so good, though,

824
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 1: please give it up for yes. Oh, this is a

825
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:31,240
Speaker 1: good taste. Come through, Come through, all right? So, Theresa,

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Speaker 1: are we doing a pre slefe this topic or the trouble?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, Ariana Grande and Pete David's and

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Speaker 1: getting named gay. You've been dating for twenty four days

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Speaker 1: and you're engaged. I don't think so, honey. Also, what

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Speaker 1: is your secret? I don't think so, honey. Twenty four

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Speaker 1: days is not enough time to fall in love. It

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Speaker 1: takes me three to six months. Aget a guy to

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Speaker 1: come trust takes time twenty It is not even a

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Speaker 1: full menstrual cycle. Not even has not even shed her

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Speaker 1: uter lining since the last time mac Miller has been

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Speaker 1: inside her seconds. You guys did mushrooms together. Of course

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Speaker 1: you're all in love. Everybody who does mushrooms together falls

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Speaker 1: in love. I did mushrooms and for a moment. I

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Speaker 1: love myself. I don't think so, honey. You are studying

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Speaker 1: unrealistic expectation for the rest of us, studying unrealistic expectations

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Speaker 1: for male comedians. Male comics who don't have a credit

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Speaker 1: card now expect that they can land at International. I

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Speaker 1: can't even Mariah couldn't keep her comedian man. I think, wow,

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Speaker 1: Arianna and Peter engaged. That means anything is possible. Anything

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Speaker 1: is possible. And now please welcome in her garment. Daniel Webb, Yes, yes, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I love so Daniel web Are we doing a prey?

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Speaker 1: We're good, We're good. Oh no, I think I think

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Speaker 1: you've got it. I think just put it a stick

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Speaker 1: it in. Okay, um, let's see. We just connect the nodes,

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Speaker 1: the electorates together. It should be a simple everyone, can

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Speaker 1: you suck it up? Daniel pre selected? All right, and Daniel,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Time begins now. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, honey. Jennifer Lopez is she here? That's right.

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Speaker 1: If Selena had never been murdered, we would not have Selena.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine the part of a te Hanna played

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Speaker 1: by a Puerto Rican? I don't think so, Hanna, are

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Speaker 1: you not. If it weren't for Selina being murdered, Jennifer

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Speaker 1: Lopez would still be cleaning Rosie Perez's toilets. That's an

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Speaker 1: old joke. Are you kidding me? Mayo? We stay Jennifer Lopez,

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Speaker 1: na planets the corpus Christy, y'all? Are you serious? Vettel Infierno,

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Speaker 1: the Hollywood Jennifer Lopez, Jenny from the block. Don't they

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Speaker 1: play this in the sex gros Sex so gross so Combe,

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Speaker 1: Ben affleck Mark, Anthony Poof Daddy fatte Infierno five seconds? Okay,

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Speaker 1: since Selena no point their musiciens music of Porque, you'll

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Speaker 1: play the lip thing tom bien mine, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to figure out what that was. Give

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Speaker 1: it up for access, Honey, access irons. In the third

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Speaker 1: Charles Roger joined in first and recently a Daniel Web.

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Speaker 1: Before we take a break, we have one more I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, and we are proud to introduce

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Speaker 1: this next I don't Think so honey is the newest

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Speaker 1: recipient to Night of the prestigious Lost Culture Rests Icon Award.

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Speaker 1: This is our drag mother. Please welcome to the stage,

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Speaker 1: Guy Bretta Embrasure. Yes, touch this, touch all of this,

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Speaker 1: touch all of that. Hi mom, Hi guy, what's it

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Speaker 1: gonna be? Love the Last Cultures is like an award winner?

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Speaker 1: How does it feel? Um? It's thrilling, it's chilling, it's exciting.

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Speaker 1: When you came out of me. I never knew you

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Speaker 1: could be so much? So much? Guy? Were we thinking

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Speaker 1: with just a gesture that we knew? We knew what

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Speaker 1: he wanted with just a gesture? Okay, so guy, Brandom

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Speaker 1: your I don't think so, honey. Trollball topic is Jewel

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Speaker 1: and your time starts now? I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: Jewel Alaska? Are there women there? I don't think so. Juel,

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Speaker 1: What were you even doing in the nineties? We already

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Speaker 1: had a perfectly good Joey Lauren Adams. We didn't need

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Speaker 1: one with fucked up teeth? Hey, Jeel, remember that one

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Speaker 1: Comedy Central roast you are at neither do I? Oh,

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Speaker 1: you gotta seconds? Hey Juel, I don't want a narrative

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Speaker 1: about how you lived in a van unless it's the

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Speaker 1: part of an arc of a really good only fans. Hey,

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Speaker 1: jul your hands are small, I know, then? Why not

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Speaker 1: intrograce yourself into a perfectly good fisting relationship with a

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Speaker 1: lesbian with like a pool in the Hollywood Hills. Who

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Speaker 1: will take care of you? Because I'm pretty sure you've

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Speaker 1: disappeared for the past twenty years five and that's not necessary, Juel,

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Speaker 1: why aren't you on the floor. It's not Megan Trainer

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Speaker 1: on it there. Clearly you're not discriminating. I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: and you should be on the four guy brand and

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Speaker 1: everyone the last culture races I kind of ward winner.

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Speaker 1: We are now going to take a quick ten minute intermission,

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Speaker 1: comeback for more. I don't think so honeys, and just

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Speaker 1: ten men are you? This has been a Forever Dog

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