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Speaker 1: Our confession. I can't take back arms speak.

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Speaker 2: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And you know you

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Speaker 2: can always text into seven eight, five, nine to two

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Speaker 2: and confess your most salacious secrets to us and we

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Speaker 2: promise we won't hold it against you or use them

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Speaker 2: the blackmail or extort you.

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Speaker 1: It's just so not.

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Speaker 2: Like us at all.

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Speaker 1: It's not a thing.

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Speaker 2: It just feels good to like get it out there. Okay,

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Speaker 2: that's how you nail for sure.

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Speaker 1: We mean it.

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Speaker 3: You're your money, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we just read the text.

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Speaker 1: So we'll ask you to.

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Speaker 2: Come directly on our show to confess them anonymously right

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Speaker 2: here on the mass speaker. Zero extortion involved. That's our guarantee.

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Speaker 2: And we have a guy on the phone today who's

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Speaker 2: ready to come clean. He's chosen to use the fake

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Speaker 2: name Garrett. So Garrett, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Many for having me. Yeah, is it true?

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Speaker 2: Because my producer says, you've never told anybody else this

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Speaker 2: secret before, and you think it's kind of.

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Speaker 1: A big deal. No, I've never told anyone And I

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Speaker 1: don't know why I feel comfortable telling you guys, but

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna.

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Speaker 2: It's because of the zero extortion prompts that we guarantee

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Speaker 2: of court.

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Speaker 1: See.

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Speaker 2: I knew this would pay off. So voice changer is on.

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Speaker 2: You are the mass speaker, Garrett. Whenever you're ready, let's.

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Speaker 1: Hear your confession. Right. So, in my early twenties, I

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Speaker 1: had a bit of a wild life. I'll say that much.

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if you guys would go this

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Speaker 1: wild with it. Try it. I did some illegal things.

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Speaker 3: Oh me, never, no Jose either. No, I love the law.

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Speaker 1: My illegal things involved some money on supporting events.

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Speaker 2: Let's okay, say gambling and betting.

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Speaker 1: It's the legal term. Okay, we're gonna bleep that well,

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Speaker 3: Come on, okay, how is it illegal?

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Speaker 1: I think it was more of the people I was

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Speaker 1: doing it with that made it illegal. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: it was. I ended up doing pretty well for myself.

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Speaker 1: But as all things happen, the more you do something,

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Speaker 1: the more risks you take, it's going to catch up

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Speaker 1: with you. I did eventually get arrested.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh no, wow, what did they arrest you for?

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Speaker 1: Well, illegal things. I don't want to go in too

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Speaker 1: many specifics.

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Speaker 3: Google search the arrest warrant.

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Speaker 1: But you don't have my real name.

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 2: I'm curious about the arrest. Did they like show up

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Speaker 1: That They showed up at my house. They knew who

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Speaker 1: I was, they knew everything. Did you have a bunch

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Speaker 3: Like, did they confiscate anything or.

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Speaker 1: Well that's kind of what I'm getting to. So I

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Speaker 1: served my time, and obviously when you go to jail

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Speaker 1: for something like that, your whole life is changed. And

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Speaker 1: my house got repossessed and a lot of other things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're not like, oh been there, don't that

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Speaker 3: I mean like my laws that I broke were very

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Speaker 3: It doesn't hurt anybody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you went a lot darker than any of us. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's all bad news. That must have felt horrible.

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Speaker 1: I mean I had sort of prepared myself for this eventuality.

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Speaker 1: So what I had is in my backyard, I had

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Speaker 1: three big coffee cans full of money, and I buried them.

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Speaker 3: You buried them like you were in nineteen twenties gangster.

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Speaker 2: Right, this is that gangster with an aide, And I detect.

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Speaker 3: That I got that nineteen twenties accent. You see, that's

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Speaker 1: No, it's not.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Garrett. So you buried money in your backyard.

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Speaker 1: Buried money. There's three big coffee cans, about one hundred

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Speaker 3: Can you give us the address so we can go?

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Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, that's actually what I'm getting to because

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Speaker 1: house isn't mine anymore, but I know where it is.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure the people living there haven't found it. I

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Speaker 1: I know where the first one is, I can't When

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Speaker 1: I buried it, I walked a certain amount of steps

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Speaker 3: Feels really important that you should remember where the three

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Speaker 2: Rookie's not going to make markers like an ex on

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Speaker 2: the spot. Yeah, a big dollar sign in spray paint

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Speaker 1: One k right here.

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Speaker 3: How are you going to go in somebody's stranger's backyard

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Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. So I got out and one

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Speaker 2: Does a cop live there?

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Speaker 1: Now? A cop moved into my house.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I guess the cops would probably get good deals

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Speaker 1: So I'm thinking I got to get in there and

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Speaker 3: Well, now you should be thinking I just have to

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Speaker 2: Don't go back to jail, don't give up, don't don't.

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Speaker 1: That thought has never that thought has never crossed my mind.

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Speaker 1: Like I kind of watched it enough to kind of

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Speaker 1: I did sneak in and I found two of the cans. Wo. No, wow,

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Speaker 1: I don't think anyone saw me. I don't think I

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Speaker 3: Well you're talking to us, so obviously you didn't get busted.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, but I have no idea where that third

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Speaker 1: can is?

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Speaker 3: Okay, question, did the cop have a second card that

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Speaker 3: looked really really nice because maybe he found it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if I found one of those cans, i'd metal

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Speaker 2: detect a whole back here.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet yeah, I bet you they're still back there. Bro.

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Speaker 1: I mean, the money I got is a not to

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Speaker 1: start over. So I guess I'm just like, hey, if

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Speaker 1: he finds it, good for him.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sounds nice when you don't sound like a gangster anymore.

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Speaker 1: What happened? Do you doude you've changed? I went straight, man,

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Speaker 1: I went straight.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, don't bet that money just invested.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one, I'll invest it in some I'll invest it

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Speaker 1: in some digging equipment. Okay, there, Well.

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Speaker 2: He was kidding legally, I don't even want to know.

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Speaker 2: I just I want more confessions. So text in the

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Speaker 2: seven eighty five nine who if you have a confession,

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Speaker 2: hopefully not about crime that you've been holding on to

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Speaker 2: that apparently will hide your identity, mask your voice, and

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Speaker 2: make you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,