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Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentstice is the moment you've waited for. The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the

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Speaker 1: best ready ego you've heard in a while, The Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show, and it's another edition of things

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Speaker 1: that we've gone viral on TikTok this week, and we

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Speaker 1: call it Wow. That's TikTok. One of the greatest joys

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Speaker 1: about being a parent is being able to embarrass your teenagers.

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Speaker 1: And I didn't realize how amazing it was to be

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Speaker 1: able to embarrass a teenager until I became a stepdad

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Speaker 1: a few years ago when Alex and I got married.

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Speaker 1: And Alex has two kids in eight year old and

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Speaker 1: a fifteen year old daughter. And one of my favorite

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Speaker 1: things to do would be to go to her daughter,

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Speaker 1: Bella's volleyball games and just see how things like go

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Speaker 1: bell Bear, come on, get them, get them out there.

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Speaker 1: She would have hated it so much. She would see

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Speaker 1: was going viral on the internets this week. It's another

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Speaker 1: edition of things that have gone viral on TikTok this week,

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Speaker 1: and we call it Wow, that's TikTok ward because I'm

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Speaker 1: great at naming things. And anyway, there's this one video

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Speaker 1: front of a stranger. I'll set the scene for you.

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Speaker 1: They're both just sitting in the car. Her daughter's in

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Speaker 1: I don't believe I don't have to be sitting right now,

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Speaker 1: Here's here's the audio of it. Go ahead, he's cute.

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Speaker 1: self conscious, really I would be self conscious in that situation.

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Speaker 1: My mom used to do that stuff all the time

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Speaker 1: like they were sitting somewhere where there was other teenagers around.

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Speaker 1: That's why the daughter got super embarrassed. But it was

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Speaker 1: So at that point it seems like a kidnapping. So

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Speaker 1: he was He was probably like, yes, yeah, He's like, yeah, Mom,

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show. You can follow each of us individually. I'm

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Speaker 1: double fresh that I met Evan on the radio the

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Speaker 1: Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame. This

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Speaker 1: is Kelly. Yeah, I canvigate this. I can't get to

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Speaker 1: this is a librarian, right, I'm a librarian. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like when I said, oh, hey, yo, they're no cussing

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Speaker 1: Book goes about America and visits the capital. It's a

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Speaker 1: deLuce Sippy. I'm saying you're bady to deLuce Sippy. What

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Speaker 1: the hell is going on? What's going on? Is Rich

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Speaker 1: said this whole like guest author reading to your class

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Speaker 1: Jewil from The Jewil Show doing a phone prank on't

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Speaker 1: you and your boss Rich set you up? You're kidding me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: with Jubil phone pranks, the Jewil Show on demand, stay

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Speaker 1: follow up. There's not much worse than a first date

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Speaker 1: first dates are always awkward, but they're even more awkward

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Speaker 1: How are you? I mean I've been better? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like it. So you send us an email

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Speaker 1: I did. Okay, So where did you guys meet? Uh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how are you? This is Jewil from the Jewil Show.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Who is this? Jewbil from the Jewil Show.

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Speaker 1: ones too. I mean he's probably done a ton of stuff. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: totally exactly. Yea better nowadays? Yeah, I know, yeah, I'll

421
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Speaker 1: blow his mind. Actually, are you sure this hasn't laced

422
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Speaker 1: with some kind of cocaine maths? Because that stuff wasn't

423
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 1: white stuff on that topic, crystal stuff? Is this crystal meth?

424
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to feel right now? This

425
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 1: is that wasn't like that When I was young. Why,

426
00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 1: we just smoked dirt, just just clouds of dirt, and

427
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: we pretended like we were high or something. But this

428
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 1: is actually very strange BC. Oh, I thought you've been before. Christ.

429
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Speaker 1: It's like a back in the day, back in the day,

430
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Speaker 1: back in the day day we used to call it

431
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Speaker 1: BC because Canada, and it was it was worse. It

432
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 1: was bad. It was worse than the clods of dirt

433
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Speaker 1: that we were already smoking. And so now this is

434
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Speaker 1: just amazing. I wish I would could be around for

435
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Speaker 1: another eighty years. Okay, So, like, um, do you have

436
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Speaker 1: any vegetables or anything? Growing around it or does it

437
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 1: just as a very obvious So in the back it's

438
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 1: pretty secluded, and I keep up on the plant, so

439
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,080
Speaker 1: I keep them like really well groomed, so I don't

440
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 1: let them get, you know, crazy, so no one can

441
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Speaker 1: see them. It'll be interesting when his grandkids come to

442
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 1: visit him. Yeah, well listen if some goes missing, it's

443
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:23,120
Speaker 1: just all part of the trade. All right, Well, thank

444
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Speaker 1: you for telling us. You're doing a little secret. Terminator

445
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 1: want you bad? Yeah, I'll be back. What's your dirty

446
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: little secret? The Jewel Show on demand, The Jewel Shows

447
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 1: Idiots in the News and Welcome to the i n N,

448
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Speaker 1: The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

449
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Speaker 1: For Thursday, March eleventh, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh

450
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Speaker 1: and respect the Gomez the Gomez, respect it, respect the name.

451
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Speaker 1: Selena Gomez is making headlines this morning because of huge news.

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Speaker 1: What's that? She hinted that she might quit music. No

453
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:07,920
Speaker 1: if people don't start taking her seriously, no, my well,

454
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Speaker 1: welcome to being a woman. The Wizards of Waverley Place

455
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Speaker 1: star and singers said, I want to give it one

456
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 1: last try before I maybe retire music. That's our quote Selena.

457
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 1: Come on, I know right, So I don't know what

458
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez means by taking her seriously? Do people not

459
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: take her seriously? Well? Probably not because of her music seriously?

460
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 1: Like what does she need to do to be taken seriously? Then? Um,

461
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,439
Speaker 1: do you really want me to answer that? Yeah? Can you?

462
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 1: Can you not be a woman? Oh? Yeah, maybe if

463
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 1: we took her more seriously, we'd know if we listen. Yeah,

464
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 1: this is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

465
00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. And for our

466
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,000
Speaker 1: next story, let's send it on over to Alex Fresh,

467
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: who's on location in England. England, what California? Well, okay,

468
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: so here you guys missed it. Piers Morgan, who is

469
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Speaker 1: ex Judge of America has got talent ex host of

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Speaker 1: Good Morning Britain. I'm not sure if you guys saw

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00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 1: what happened, but him and the other host of Good

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00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: Morning Britain, we're talking about this whole thing with Harry

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00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: and Megan and and what she said, and she was

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Speaker 1: claiming that she had a lot of mental illness issues

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Speaker 1: and what she went through and it was hard for her,

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00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 1: and Megan was saying that right. Megan was yes, and

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Speaker 1: Peers was saying that he doesn't believe her, and the

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Speaker 1: host other host who was talking to him was not

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Speaker 1: saying things that he liked that Peers liked to hearing,

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Speaker 1: and so he got up and stormed off the set.

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00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: Do you know what would be perfect right now? What?

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00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 1: Play my clip? Jubil your clip? Yeah? Okay, Evan does

483
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 1: have a clip in here for the news and I

484
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: knew that, so I'm gonna play that clip. Here we go.

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00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: I'm excited. Has she said anything about you since she

486
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: cut you off? I don't think she has, but yet

487
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 1: you continue to trash her. Okay, I'm done with this.

488
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: No, no no, no, sorry? Do you know what? No? No, sorry,

489
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 1: Hang on one second before we continue on with this story.

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00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: I do have a live, late breaking update, breaking news

491
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Speaker 1: here at the i n N, the Idiot News Network.

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00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: Idiots aren't just in the news. I have a suspicion

493
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:08,360
Speaker 1: that Alex and English are the same story. We usually check.

494
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 1: This time we didn't, but we never have had the

495
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 1: same story. Yea, but since it's your story too, Evan,

496
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: there's the audio from it played again, played again, Yes,

497
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Speaker 1: I'll play it one more time. This is Pierce Morgan

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Speaker 1: Live local late breaking and now both of you at

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00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: the same time should go Here's the play the clip. Okay, okay, one,

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Speaker 1: two three? Play Oh, he said, here's the clip. Either

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00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: one play the clip that. Let's try this whole thing

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00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: one more time. Because we are professionals here at the doing.

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00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: I n N, the Idiot News Network for idiots, are

504
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: just in the news the news. This is live local

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00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 1: late breaking news here at the i n N, Alex

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00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: and English Eman have teamed up to tell us about

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00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: Pierce Morgan walking off the set of Good Morning Britain

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Speaker 1: playing the clip. Has she said anything about you since

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00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 1: she cut you off? I don't think she has, but

510
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: yet you continue to trash her. Okay, I'm done with this. No, no, no, sorry,

511
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 1: do you know what that's? No? No, I think sorry.

512
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 1: Can't trash me on my own show. It's an I quit.

513
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: The show's still going and he does his trash other people.

514
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: Screw Pierce Morgan. I have one other thing to say

515
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: real quick on this. So he tweeted about it right

516
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: afterwards so he had time to reflect, and he says

517
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: that he still thinks that she's lying about her mental

518
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: health issues and story, okay, and like those the things

519
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: that you shouldn't really, you know, question in the way

520
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: that he did, because she's talking about suicide claims and like,

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00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: you know, racism. You should not like dismiss anybody having

522
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,959
Speaker 1: those claims because I mean, holy crab, what if she does?

523
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: What if she actually does? Piers? Yeah, I'm sorry. How

524
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,280
Speaker 1: dareham say that somebody else does not have suicidal thoughts

525
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: or mental health issues when they said they did, Pierce Morgan,

526
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 1: if the whole country I almost said city of England,

527
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: but the whole country of England is bashing you because

528
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: they don't want you to be a part of the

529
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: royal family because you're black, and because you're from America

530
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: and you don't come from the same privileged family. You

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00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: think you could handle that, Pierce Morgan, Probably not. You

532
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: couldn't take a guy going Um, I sort of disagree

533
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: with you on your own show. Pierce Morgan is a

534
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: punk for real, what a chump. So I'm gonna pass

535
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: us on to Evan if you have anything else, so

536
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: we'll rub this up. Then Pierce Morgan is still a

537
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: racist and Mega Markel is still royal. Yeah, jobs, job, lady,

538
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: and that means, oh nothing, lose yoke job. You're about

539
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: to lose yoke job. You're about to lose yoke job

540
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: because you containing week. That was the news network where

541
00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news. Tune in tomorrow for

542
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: another report. This is I has the Jubil Show on demand.

543
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: It's another Jebil phone frame. Hey Day mornings on. That's one.

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00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: He's hello, This is Delaney at the Farmer's Market. How

545
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: can I help you, Delaney, todd Sparks putting the spark

546
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: back in your life? How are you? Um? Hi, um,

547
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: mister mister spark was it todd Sparks put the spark

548
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 1: back in your life? I am excited. I am pumped

549
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: up for the Farmer's Market this Sunday. Thank you very

550
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: much for letting me rent a spot. It's gonna be

551
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: a big event and I am excited about it. Todd

552
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: Sparks put the spark back in your life. This is

553
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: the first time I'm going to be selling my book

554
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,719
Speaker 1: anywhere in public, so I'm very excited about it. Thank you, Delaney.

555
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 1: Thank you, You're You're welcome to you do you have

556
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: everything you need? How can I help you? Thank Thank you? Delaney.

557
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: Tell everybody. I would like to thank Delaney for hooking

558
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: me up on the spot at the Farmer's Market. Todd

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00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: sparks putting the spark back in your life. If the

560
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: book is final way out? Um, sorry about that? Wow?

561
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: Um what? I'm sorry? What was that? That was my megaphone?

562
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: One thing? You can't have that on Sunday? Right? You

563
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: know that you can't that. That wouldn't work for us.

564
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm okay. What I think I'm hearing from you is

565
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: a no. Uh that's right. You know we're very chill market,

566
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: very family friendly, and we're in a neighborhood. You cannot

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Speaker 1: sparks from the spark park in your life. I'm gonna

568
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: make a splan, That's what I'm gonna do. Make a splash.

569
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand why you're not. Sounds like

570
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: it sounds like I'm getting a know. Sounds like I'm

571
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: getting know from you, Delaney getting a no? All right,

572
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: let me tell you something, Delane. Have I introduced myself

573
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: to you yet? My god? Yes, todd sparks spark back

574
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 1: in your life? This has I don't care or what

575
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: are you scared of? You know what? You're probably scared

576
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: of yourself because you're powerful. The only thing you should

577
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: ever be scared of is the power inside yourself to

578
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: say yes. So, Delaney, when I hear the word know

579
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: from you that wall you're putting up, I don't hear that.

580
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 1: I hear numerous opportunities. We have numerous opportunities. And one

581
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: of those opportunities starts with my megaphone. All right here, sir,

582
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: I look, I'm gonna know. I'm gonna look you up

583
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: right now. Todd sparks spark back in your life. Delaney,

584
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: you need to know something. You are powerful, girl. You

585
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: got to start with reading my book. Todd sparks, spark

586
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 1: back in your life. Motivate yourself. Get out there, courage courageous, Yeah,

587
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: do it, kill it, go out and get it. Don't

588
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 1: let somebody bring it to you. You gotta go grab it.

589
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 1: I'm also going to be giving away apples, Oh god, apples. Yeah, well, sir,

590
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Speaker 1: I am delighted to inform you that we actually don't

591
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: have a reservation under a Todd Why is the apple

592
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: and motivational fruit you ask? I didn't ask you that.

593
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: I know you didn't. I know a part of part

594
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: of really taking control of life and crushing everything you

595
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: do is just tell the world what you want. And

596
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: I wanted you to ask me why an apple is

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00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: a motivational fruit. So I just pretended like you asked

598
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 1: me that, hoping that that would actually happen. But didn't

599
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: really work with you because you got a wall up

600
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: because you're scared. But then apple because you asked. It's

601
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 1: a motivational fruit because sometimes it gets worms in there

602
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 1: and the early bird gets the worm. Wake up early,

603
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: eat an apple. Let's go, todd sparks. Spark back in

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00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: your life. Oh God. And also, an apple a day

605
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: keeps the doctor away. Good health. Let's go feel better

606
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 1: about life. Eat an apple, early bird gets the worm.

607
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 1: Boom boom boom. Todd sparks spark back in your life. Hello,

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00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 1: oh my god. If you show up, I will call

609
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 1: the cops. Tell her it's a prank phone call. Then right,

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00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: todd Sparks putting the spark back in your life with

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00:34:56,480 --> 00:35:01,479
Speaker 1: a prank phone called Lanny. Sorry, it's the siren again.

612
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 1: What do you mean this is a prank phone call?

613
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 1: I mean this is Jewil from the Jewel Show doing

614
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your co worker. Janey

615
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: set you up. Oh thank god, this isn't real. No,

616
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: it's a joke. I do not have a booth at

617
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Speaker 1: your farmer's market. Or am I going to show up

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00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 1: and sell my book tod Sparks putting the spark back

619
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Speaker 1: in your life. Don't worry. Actually, well that's sometimes. That's

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00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: all you got to do in life, Delaney is just

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Speaker 1: show up, right, But Delaney, don't worry. I'm not going

622
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Speaker 1: to show up. Okay, sorry about that again. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jewil phone pranks the Jewil Show on demand.

624
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: It's time Floor of the Roses only on the Jewil Show.

625
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:55,760
Speaker 1: Time to catch another cheater? Ya do it? Where the Roses?

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Speaker 1: To catch a cheater? And Leanna is on the phone

627
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,879
Speaker 1: right now and she thinks her boyfriend might have a girl?

628
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 1: Oh man or and why is that? It's really it's

629
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: it's like a code she figured out. Yeah, apparently she

630
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,840
Speaker 1: got a message from a woman claiming to be his girlfriend.

631
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's a pretty good tip. What's so, what's up? Ly?

632
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,640
Speaker 1: I know what's going on? Hey guys, So I've been

633
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 1: dating Jaden for about a year. Thank you, thank you,

634
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:22,320
Speaker 1: by the way for giving us his name. We always

635
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: struggle with that. Yeah, we always talked to do this

636
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: first part where we talk to you and get information

637
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,120
Speaker 1: before we make the phone call to find out if

638
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: they're cheating. And I always forget to ask what the

639
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 1: name is, and it's right before I'm about to make

640
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: a phone call. I'm like, I need one more important

641
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: piece of information. So his name is Jaden. Okay, got it,

642
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 1: I'm writing it down. Actually say it three times? Okay. Yeah,

643
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 1: so his name is Jayden. So I'm glad you wrote

644
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 1: that down. Okay. I you know, I think I'm beginning

645
00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 1: serious and I was thinking we're gonna possibly move in together.

646
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: So the other night, we're laying on the couch. How long, well,

647
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: how long have you guys been together? Almost a year

648
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: the anniversary, So that's pretty serious, right. And the other

649
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,760
Speaker 1: day we're just hanging out and I get a DM

650
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: on Instagram from this chick. Her name is Quinn okay,

651
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: and so of course I clicked on her profile like

652
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: who is this? And you know she's private, so I

653
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: have no idea what did the message say. It basically

654
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:30,000
Speaker 1: said that Jaden is her boyfriend, and it was everything. Yeah,

655
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 1: a year though, you guys have been dating for a year.

656
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 1: M h yeah, okay, wow did you respond? I did

657
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,799
Speaker 1: not respond. Oh did you say anything, Shaden? I know,

658
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: I have not said anything to Jaden. Oh, keeping it

659
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: on the download? Okay, So he has no idea that

660
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,040
Speaker 1: you got this message. He has no I have not

661
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:52,919
Speaker 1: told anyone except for you guys. Is he shady at all? No,

662
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: he's not shady at all? Really, And you don't know

663
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: who this girl is at all. I have no idea.

664
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 1: I even checked on Facebook too. I don't see her

665
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: profile anywhere. I have no idea who she is. Huh. Okay, well, so,

666
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:10,080
Speaker 1: so the message just said that that she was Jaden's girlfriend.

667
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,239
Speaker 1: But was that it? I think so. I mean, we

668
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 1: don't even post pictures together or anything, so I don't

669
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: even know how she found me. Weird. Why don't you

670
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,440
Speaker 1: guys post pictures together? We don't really go anywhere awhere,

671
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 1: I mean, but the fact that you don't post pictures together,

672
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: that's a sign. You know. Sometimes people won't post their

673
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: significant other because they're doing bad things that there's significant

674
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: other one like yeah, did your boyfriend ever leave his

675
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 1: phone upside down? I mean sometimes, but I think it's

676
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: more so like if we're watching TV or something, so

677
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: it doesn't like brighten up the room or something if

678
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: it turns on. Yeah, how long ago did you get

679
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: the message? I got it a few days ago. Okay.

680
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: I haven't said anything. And you want to do it

681
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,919
Speaker 1: this way rather than confront him about it because he'll

682
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 1: lie about it, Yeah, exactly. I just want to catch

683
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: him here. I know he's about it, Okay, so get

684
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,879
Speaker 1: actual proof instead of giving him the opportunity to lie

685
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: to you in person. I like it. It also gives

686
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: us content, and I appreciate that. Yeah, we do, all right.

687
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 1: Have you thought of a way that we could call

688
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: him and set him up that would seem legit? Well,

689
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 1: he does love to play games, so video games? Yeah,

690
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: I love games or video games? Video games? Video games? Okay,

691
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: So he plays video games. Is he like a hardcore gamer? Yeah?

692
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: Pretty much. Core gamers don't make fun of us. Yeah,

693
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: I mean he goes all the time. So I know

694
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,839
Speaker 1: that they have like reward system or something. I'm sure

695
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,359
Speaker 1: he's a part of it. Okay. Yeah, well okay, Well,

696
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: if they have his phone number and he's remember of

697
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 1: their reward system, we could call him from pretend to

698
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:49,319
Speaker 1: be a nud pretend to be from this door with

699
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 1: an offer for him and some flowers. Is into somebody,

700
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:54,439
Speaker 1: and see if he gives us what was the name

701
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 1: of the woman that messages you again? Her name is

702
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: Quinn Quinn? All right, I'm writing that one down too.

703
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,279
Speaker 1: If he gives us Quinn's name or your name or

704
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: someone else's and find out if he's cheating, and then

705
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: you can and then you can actually confront him with

706
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,959
Speaker 1: the proof. Okay, sounds good, all right, we'll do it next.

707
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,720
Speaker 1: So the Jewel Show, it's time, right in the middle

708
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,399
Speaker 1: of your War of the roses to catch a cheater.

709
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: And if you're just joining us. Leanna is on the

710
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:20,360
Speaker 1: phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of about a year, Jaden,

711
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 1: actually has a girlfriend and she has. She thinks that

712
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,839
Speaker 1: for good reason. Yeah, because she got a message on

713
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 1: Instagram saying Hi, I'm his girlfriend and she hasn't asked

714
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 1: him about it. She wanted to set him up this

715
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 1: way so he doesn't have the chance to lie if

716
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,160
Speaker 1: she were to confront him about this message she got

717
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: in person. So we're gonna see if he gives We're

718
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: gonna call him and pretend to be from because he's

719
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,839
Speaker 1: a big gamer and they have his phone number as

720
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: they're part of their rewards program. We're gonna offer him

721
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: a special deal on something and some sounds good and

722
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,719
Speaker 1: some flowers to send to somebody and see if he

723
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: see whose name he gives us, if he gives us

724
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: Leanna his girlfriend or the name the name was Quinn, right,

725
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 1: the other one's name is Quinn Leanna, yes, that's right,

726
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: or Quinn's name, or perhaps Evan's name or Alex's name,

727
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,920
Speaker 1: someone else, someone else's name. All right, we'll see here.

728
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cause your name all right, all right, Leanna,

729
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: are you ready to go? I'm ready? All right, I'm

730
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 1: gonna call him right now. Here we go. Hello, it's Jaden. Yeah,

731
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,320
Speaker 1: this is him, Jaden. What's up, dude? This is Jarban

732
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: from how's it going? Oh dope, man, I'm good. How

733
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: are you? I'm pretty good, dude. Thanks for asking. UM.

734
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 1: I know we don't normally call you, but we're calling

735
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: some customers today with a special offer, or we're just

736
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: randomly selecting some people that are um part of our

737
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 1: rewards program to say thanks for the biz, and UM

738
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:52,760
Speaker 1: also offer you some cool stuff. So yeah, I guess

739
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: I just say it. You know, thanks for the biz.

740
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: Oh nice man, Yeah, no problem for sure. What are

741
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: your planning these days? Yeah? You know. Um so I

742
00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:05,439
Speaker 1: just picked up you know, the new Injustice a while

743
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 1: backup behind, and I been doing assassins creed so dope, dude. Okay,

744
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 1: So the deal is this, Like we're offering some of

745
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 1: our better customers one hundred dollars gift card on anything

746
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 1: in the store. Oh sweet man, that's awesome. Yeah dude,

747
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: you can use it for whatever. So a hundred all

748
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,399
Speaker 1: our gift card. Also we're doing like a promotion. It's

749
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:29,360
Speaker 1: called like the love of Gaming. So you can also

750
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: send flowers to somebody. I think the flowers are kind

751
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:34,839
Speaker 1: of corny, but the you know, the one hundred dollars

752
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: gift card school. But you can still send the flowers

753
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,200
Speaker 1: somebody if youve got like someone you want to send

754
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,080
Speaker 1: them to. Oh wow, So I mean do you send

755
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: the flowers like, is it like in the live network

756
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: or you can just send them to anyone? No, you

757
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 1: can send them to anybody. These are like real flowers,

758
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: like you can just choose whoever. So if you got

759
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 1: a dope, you know someone you want to send them to.

760
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 1: I can get you the gift card by email because

761
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: we got your information, and then the flowers I can

762
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: just have sent out for you. I just need to

763
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,280
Speaker 1: get information like name and address and all that stuff,

764
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: and I can just send them out. So do you

765
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: want to start like I'll send you the gift card?

766
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 1: Do you want to start with the flowers though? Like?

767
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 1: Do you know who you have a name of who

768
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 1: you'd send him to? Um? Well, sure, but I'm like,

769
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get charged for the flowers, right, No, dude,

770
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: it's all free, dude. Yeah, okay, okay, so no, yeah,

771
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: I'll do it. I'll do I'll do it for sure.

772
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 1: I'll do the flowers. I guess, just a name, like

773
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,919
Speaker 1: who you want to send them to? You? So? Yeah,

774
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: the name is Leanna Leanna, Leona Leona Leanna, So no

775
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 1: other name than that. I No, why are you asking?

776
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: Because I was hoping I was thinking you'd give me

777
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: someone else's name. Kind of ruined my whole plan. So

778
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 1: ruin your old plan. Man? Sorry, dude, I don't know

779
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: what you're getting at. Uh. Should I just tell him? Yeah? Okay,

780
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 1: I'll just tell you, dude, tell you that this is

781
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: actually the jew will show. This is Jewil, this is Alex,

782
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 1: this is Evan. So you're on the phone with the

783
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:06,919
Speaker 1: three of us right now. Hello, and congrats you pass

784
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:11,879
Speaker 1: the test. You're not cheating? Wait what? Like, I'm I'm

785
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: so confused right now? Where are you from the Jewel Show?

786
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 1: It's a radio show and we were trying to catch

787
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: you cheating, but unfortunately you gave us your girlfriend's named

788
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: us in the flowers too. Now I don't know what

789
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah that back five? Wow? Dude? Oh my god? Like,

790
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: are you serious right now? Yeah? I am also on

791
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: the line listening. Is your girlfriend Leanna? Hi? Jaden? What

792
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,799
Speaker 1: hell is going on? Lenna? Do you want to tell him?

793
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: Where should we? Um? I mean you guys can tell him. Well, Jaden,

794
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: your girlfriend thought you were cheating on her, so she

795
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,359
Speaker 1: called us to set you up and see if you were.

796
00:44:54,600 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 1: Are you cheating on Leanna? No? No? So Leanna? You

797
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,760
Speaker 1: want to tell him why you think that he's cheating? Yeah? Um? So, Jaden,

798
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:10,319
Speaker 1: I got a DM from someone named Quinn, who apparently

799
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:17,240
Speaker 1: is your girlfriend. H So, who is she? Who is Quinn? Brianna?

800
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: Don't don't worry about that. I don't know why. First

801
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: of all, I don't know why she's dming you, like, um,

802
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,839
Speaker 1: well who is she? Yeah? What do you mean? Don't

803
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: worry about that? So you actually know someone who's named Quinn? Yeah,

804
00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 1: I mean, look, so she's like she's my ex, Like, look,

805
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 1: she's she's crazy. Okay, Oh of course Quinn is the

806
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: one that's crazy. No, no, no, I look I know, Okay,

807
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:49,280
Speaker 1: I mean, but she's actually legitimately crazy. I mean, docker

808
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 1: ish um all over my stuff, and I mean I

809
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 1: blocked her on everything. Um, you know, she was all

810
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 1: over my social media. I basically cut ties with her.

811
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: I just couldn't deal with it. And yeah, I mean, so,

812
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: so who is she? You know, just some random stalker

813
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,919
Speaker 1: of yours? Then? Is that what you're saying? No? No,

814
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: I mean we did date like a few years ago

815
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: and all that, but like she didn't want to break

816
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: up with me. I cut it off because it was

817
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: just getting uncomfortable, like she's all you know, she was

818
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: just jealous and controlling and you know, it was just

819
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: crazy and you know, I just couldn't handle it. So

820
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 1: I broke up with her. And it's been several years

821
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 1: and I haven't even talked to her. I mean, I

822
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: thought she was gone for good, um, but apparently not.

823
00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:39,759
Speaker 1: And you know, Leanne, I love you, and you know

824
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: we're we're in this situation together. We're both invested, and

825
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: you know at the time we're putting in I mean,

826
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,799
Speaker 1: you know the rest of this, I'd like to talk

827
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 1: to you, you know, together, and we can work this out.

828
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 1: But I believe him. Yeah, you sound since you sound sincere,

829
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: very sincerely. There's lots of crazy girls, Leanna, do you

830
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: but maybe I, Leanna, do you believe him? I have

831
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: not heard about this X that's so crazy, So I

832
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: don't know. I didn't really talk about it because I mean,

833
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 1: like we only dated for a couple of months, and like,

834
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was a big deal, and you know,

835
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 1: it was a really uncomfortable situation for me. I didn't

836
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: want to bring in like all that drama. You know.

837
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: I don't know, Leanna. I kind of believe him. I

838
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: definitely believe him. Yeah, I would really just hear him out.

839
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,359
Speaker 1: So like later, when you guys talk, you know, keep

840
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: an open mind because you know, what he's saying could

841
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: totally all be true. And there's a lot of crazy

842
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: girls who will, you know, send messages like that just

843
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: to because they're jealous or want them to break up

844
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: or something. And if he is lying, he's a very

845
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: good liar. Yeah, and you'll eventually find out. And he

846
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,440
Speaker 1: did give us your name, that's true. He was going

847
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: to send you the flower, so if it, you know,

848
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:47,560
Speaker 1: if he is lying, at least you're his favorite. Well, guys,

849
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 1: and this girl even showed up to my work one time.

850
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: God is you know? Yeah, I mean it does make

851
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: sense and everything. So I guess we'll just talk more

852
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 1: about it tonight. Yeah, I mean, I'm really sorry, you

853
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: know that she's messaging you and that you have to

854
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 1: deal with this, but yeah, you know, well we'll get

855
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,919
Speaker 1: it taken care of. So hey, Jaden, question for you.

856
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: I got this email for the War of the Roses

857
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 1: to catch a teater from someone named Quinn. Should I

858
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: not honor that? Now? No? Man, delete it. The Jewil

859
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 1: shows were of the Roses, The Jewels Show on demand

860
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty Little Secret on the new Hits of one

861
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 1: six by one Time for your dirty little secret. Remember,

862
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: if you have a secret, you can tell us anything.

863
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: Just text in four or six one tell us you

864
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret and you can come on

865
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 1: the air and get it off your chest. Yeah, and

866
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: we always keep everybody anonymous, so you can say whatever

867
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: you want, nobody will know who it is. And that's

868
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:45,560
Speaker 1: why we don't even ask what your name is. Everybody

869
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname when they call into the

870
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: show and on the phone right now, black panther, Oh,

871
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: the Marvel comic character black. I know, I just said that,

872
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 1: and then I'm like, oh man, that's a sad story,

873
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:00,319
Speaker 1: but also like way to honor. Yeah, the black black

874
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:04,399
Speaker 1: cat Waconda forever. Yeah, hey, honestly, this one might fit

875
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,840
Speaker 1: really okay a fan Right, well, we'll see what that

876
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: is in a second. Did you know that a black

877
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: panther isn't actually an animal? No? I did know that. Yeah,

878
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 1: it's not an actual animal. Yeah, there's no cat that's

879
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: a black panther. Did you know that an actual like

880
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 1: like panther. Ye, it's like an actual like talking to

881
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: It's not like it's not like an Alex is doing Alex.

882
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: She pays half attention to the show most time because

883
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: she's doing Carol right now while she's talking's usually doing

884
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 1: pretty good job. Like I was so far direction, I

885
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,920
Speaker 1: was thinking to myself, I was like, why can't I

886
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:41,080
Speaker 1: hit Alex? She had like all her stuff laid out

887
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: in front of her, like sometimes she's reading a book

888
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:46,319
Speaker 1: because like she's she's like, yeah, anyway, the black cat

889
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,959
Speaker 1: is talking to the microphone, So black panther on the phone.

890
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: Did you know that a black panther is in a

891
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,720
Speaker 1: real animal? I mean I thought it was an animal.

892
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 1: I considered maybe it was like a black jaguar or something,

893
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: but like, oh, actually, it's just yeah, so it is.

894
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: It's like a lion or it's like any sort of cat,

895
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 1: but it has like a genetic something where it's black.

896
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: But the actual black panther isn't a real animal. That

897
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 1: tripped me out because I used to love I used

898
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: to think they were so cool as a kid, and

899
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 1: I just learned that last week. Childhood ruin right? What

900
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,359
Speaker 1: not real? And I mean it's just it's just a

901
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 1: trippy that I'm like, oh, wow, I thought this thing

902
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 1: was an animal all the time. Is not. It's just

903
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: any big cat that's black. It's considered a black panther. YEA,

904
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,280
Speaker 1: all right, Well we should get to your dirty little secret.

905
00:50:28,280 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: I guess probably, So that's the dirty little secret of panthers.

906
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,959
Speaker 1: That's the big cat, dirty little secret right there. What's

907
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:39,479
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret, black panther? So yeah, this black

908
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: panther panther's got a little dirty six secret. Um. So,

909
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,280
Speaker 1: when I was I've always been obsessed with an animal.

910
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: So this is actually the perfect leeway to this because

911
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 1: when I was maybe in I think second grade, I

912
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:56,359
Speaker 1: kind of started an animal like black market. What's an

913
00:50:56,440 --> 00:51:03,560
Speaker 1: animal black market? Oh? God, okay, on monkeys sort of no,

914
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,040
Speaker 1: but um So every day when I would get home

915
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,520
Speaker 1: from school, and I would always go like on nature

916
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:12,240
Speaker 1: walks and I would walk by a pond and I

917
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: saw a bunch of turtles and I just I just

918
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: thought I had the greatest idea popped into my head.

919
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: At first, I wanted to take them all home to

920
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 1: my mom, and she's like, no, You're not going to

921
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: take all these turtles and frogs and animals into my house.

922
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 1: What the heck are you doing? So I go back home,

923
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 1: I grab a bucket, come back to the pond, gather

924
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 1: them all up, and um, I kind of just put

925
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 1: them all in little separate boxes and I decide that

926
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to take them to school and sell them.

927
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: Oh my wait, how old were you. I was like, in, like,

928
00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 1: I think they're great. Yeah, they're great. I think I

929
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 1: was selling them for like I thought it was cool.

930
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 1: I thought it was like I was selling them for

931
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 1: like five dollars a pop. I thought that was like

932
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: so much money. I could buy so much candy at

933
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: the gas station with that. God, so we never slinging turtles.

934
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:03,919
Speaker 1: You're like the richest eight year old ever, the richest. Yeah, yeah,

935
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 1: you heard. Well I would. I remember, I would like

936
00:52:07,719 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: put them all in these little containers and I put

937
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: them in my backpack, and after school I would take

938
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 1: them all out and I would go behind um the building,

939
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: and how all the little kids would come around because

940
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 1: I would tell them during class that I had a

941
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: bunch of turtles in my best money. You guys are

942
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,720
Speaker 1: gonna love them. So are you still selling animals illegally

943
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,800
Speaker 1: or are you have you moved on? Yeah? No, Actually

944
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,000
Speaker 1: I grew up and I became a vet. Oh oh,

945
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: so you're still involved with animals? Yeah, oh my god. Okay,

946
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: so but yeah, but you're a vet, right, So is

947
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 1: your veterinary practice just a front so you can sell

948
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: turtles out of the back of it? Good one that

949
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 1: sounds like it is. Yeah, what's your dirty little Secret?

950
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand? Have you seen my favorite

951
00:52:54,520 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 1: Disney movie. It's called dumb Balling Having who is a

952
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:07,359
Speaker 1: Dumble's time for beats the britt Bett? Yeah? Yeah, beat

953
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 1: him because he's so stupid and dumb. The thing is

954
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:14,399
Speaker 1: that is that is a movie about the dumb elephant. Yeah,

955
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 1: and not the dumb Englishman. That's why. That's what the

956
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 1: joke came from. My name is Heinrich Himmelbug And this

957
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 1: is beatz Britt the only English German British game show show.

958
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: One day the joke will get old. Why not just

959
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 1: beat the dead horse on the phone to play you?

960
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:36,919
Speaker 1: Right now? Is Laura? Laura's gonna play beat the Brits?

961
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 1: What's up, Laura? How are you? I'm excited? All right,

962
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 1: all right, I'm just gonna let it hang this. See

963
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:51,320
Speaker 1: I want to be a game show host, so bad comedian.

964
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: That's a struggle. Sometimes I don't have what it takes,

965
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 1: you know. She's all right, I'm so excited. I just

966
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 1: sit there like, what now? Me too? Yeah? What do

967
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: I say? Now? All right? Do you think that you're

968
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: gonna be about to beat the brit Laura, M yeah,

969
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: maybe I should do it in German. We do better, Laura.

970
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:14,720
Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to beat the brick before? I have? Yeah? Okay,

971
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: let's start a right, hopefully things get better. You're gonna

972
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: send English event out of the studio, Laura. The games

973
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: played like this, you have thirty second stans. There as

974
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just

975
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 1: say pass and you have to beat English Evan outright

976
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,640
Speaker 1: to win. Okay, are you ready? I'm ready? All right,

977
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 1: English Evan is in the other studio. Door is closing,

978
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:37,840
Speaker 1: and here we go, Laura, it's time for you to

979
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 1: see if you can beat the brit Your time starts now.

980
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: That's amazing. What is the largest country by area path?

981
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:51,719
Speaker 1: What does CNN stand for? I mean News network? What

982
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,919
Speaker 1: sport is known for a snatch followed by a clean

983
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 1: and jerk? Get the first? Start again? I'm sorry? What

984
00:54:57,480 --> 00:54:59,439
Speaker 1: sport is known for a snatch followed by a clean

985
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 1: and jerk? Bodybuilding? English is the number one most book

986
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: and language in the world. What is number two? Uh? Tiny?

987
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 1: In regardless slang? What does goat mean greatest of all time?

988
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: How many kids did you get it? In time is up.

989
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 1: Laura didn't get that last question in This is the

990
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 1: part where the game show host asks a contestant something

991
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:23,800
Speaker 1: personal about themselves so the audience can be emotionally invested

992
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,279
Speaker 1: in them. Laura, I hear there's something personal you'd like

993
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: to share with us so the audience can become personally

994
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 1: invested in you. What is it? Um? Going with the

995
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 1: theme of the show today English? Evan, Um, I was

996
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:38,399
Speaker 1: actually dating three Evans at the same time the same time.

997
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,399
Speaker 1: How do you do that? How do you even date

998
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: three three people at the same time, let alone the

999
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:46,640
Speaker 1: same name Evans' You never even met three Evans? Well,

1000
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 1: you just you just have to call everybody Evan. It's

1001
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 1: easier than calling everybody. I guess you're right, you're never

1002
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: saying in the wrong name. You dated three the same time,

1003
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: but they didn't know. Well, I was married to one

1004
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: of them and we got separated. And while we were separated,

1005
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,040
Speaker 1: I was dating a couple of people and two of

1006
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 1: them happen to also be named as freaking way awkward.

1007
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I can give you another interesting fact

1008
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 1: if you want. It's also England, United Times. Maybe next

1009
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:12,680
Speaker 1: time I got a call back yeah, that's all we need.

1010
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 1: Right now, we got what we needed. Laura, England seven.

1011
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 1: Are you ready? I'm sorry? Ready, all right? Here we go,

1012
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: there we go. By the way, if Laura wins, she

1013
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: gets the dating of seven now, because I'm taking Laura. Sorry,

1014
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:32,879
Speaker 1: all right. In seven, your time starts. You're taking Laura. Now.

1015
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:39,960
Speaker 1: What is the largest country by area? Um? No, Russia?

1016
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:44,920
Speaker 1: Russia's see ANN stand for Continental News Network. What sport

1017
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 1: is known for a snatch followed by a clean and

1018
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: jerk is Olympic lifting. English is a number one most

1019
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 1: spooken language in the world was number two? Number two

1020
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,560
Speaker 1: is Spanish in regardless slang? What does goat mean? Great

1021
00:56:55,760 --> 00:56:57,600
Speaker 1: of all time? How many kids does the Queen of

1022
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: England have? She has not three? What is the perfect?

1023
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 1: What are the professionals? Time is up? English? Seven? I

1024
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 1: think I did quite well. Well, let's find out how

1025
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 1: quite you did by sending it over to our scoreboard,

1026
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:20,760
Speaker 1: our executive producer, Bradley quite Nolan A right, Laura got

1027
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:32,440
Speaker 1: three correct? Three? Yes, Brad English Evan yes three correct.

1028
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 1: Tide does go to the house meaning English seven technically one? Wow,

1029
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to the answer. Let's do it okay,

1030
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: So Russia is the largest country by area. CNN stands

1031
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:46,320
Speaker 1: for Cable News Network Cable. A snatch in a clean

1032
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:49,560
Speaker 1: and jerk is weightlifting. Ye. The number two most spoken

1033
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:53,400
Speaker 1: language in the world is Chinese. Oh how and then

1034
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 1: means greatest of all time? And the queen has four kids?

1035
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 1: Full you're from there and you didn't even know? Yeah,

1036
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:06,439
Speaker 1: I didn't even know. I don't know either the fact

1037
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: that you're English and know that I should probably should

1038
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 1: we take away? No, I don't know. I do think

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Speaker 1: we should have going to for that one we didn't

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Speaker 1: do because yeah, yeah, congratulations, congratulations Laura, you won three

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Speaker 1: to two and a half every week. Good work, that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Stop doing this. Remember we played Beat the Britt every

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Speaker 1: single Tuesday and Thursday at this time. The Jebel Show

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Speaker 1: on demand