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Speaker 1: my name is Seth McElroy and I'm calling from Netflix.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Frank speaking from where Netflix netflip. Yeah. First,

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Speaker 1: first of all, I want to thank you for being

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Speaker 1: a valued customer. Um, I'm kind of okay with what

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Speaker 1: I got right now. I really don't need anything new

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Speaker 1: or no, no, no no, I'm not trying to sell you anything.

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Speaker 1: I just need to talk to you for a second.

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Speaker 1: I'm with the Customer Care Division. And there's there's another

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Speaker 1: reason that I'm calling. It's because we're actually a little

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Speaker 1: concerned about you. Excuse me, Yeah, we're a little concerned,

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Speaker 1: okay about what. Well. We keep track of how much

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Speaker 1: Netflix you're watching, what you watch, how much you watch,

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Speaker 1: and we believe that you've actually been watching an unhealthy

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Speaker 1: amount of TV. You're doing, what you're you're tracking what

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Speaker 1: I'm watching. Yeah, we do that for research and everything else.

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Speaker 1: And then every once in a while we'll notice somebody

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Speaker 1: like you who's been watching a lot of TV, and

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Speaker 1: just as a service, we'll call them and be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: it might be time to think about adding some other

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Speaker 1: things to your life, like maybe getting out, meeting some friends,

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Speaker 1: doing Wait a minute, it's my business what I do

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Speaker 1: in my house. I'm paying for that service, right. I

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Speaker 1: don't need you to be telling me what I should

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Speaker 1: be doing in my own house when I'm paying for it. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of it's our new initiative. See, we're trying

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Speaker 1: to help people get a little more active, sort of

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Speaker 1: get a life. And what do you be active? Police?

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Speaker 1: People binge watch Netflix, so yes, you know what. They

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Speaker 1: don't do it quite on your level, though, is what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. Does that make for you? Well, because we're

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Speaker 1: watching it, I'm paying for the service. Yes, but we've

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Speaker 1: been calling some of our lazier customers trying to help you.

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Speaker 1: Waiting a minute, hold on, it's back in here, all right.

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Speaker 1: You're now calling me out of the blue, disturbing my day,

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Speaker 1: and you're telling me that you're watching what I watch,

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Speaker 1: and now you're calling me lazy out of mine. I

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Speaker 1: think I misspoke. I think I misspoke. I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to say that word, but let's be honest. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you've been sitting around doing nothing but watching movies. Has

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Speaker 1: there been a hell do you know that? Well, because

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Speaker 1: we track that. Has there recently been a change in

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Speaker 1: your relationship status? What does that have to do with anything?

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Speaker 1: Whether I haven't change in my relationship status or not, Well,

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Speaker 1: what does that have to do with me watching nuts?

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Speaker 1: I've seen it in the past when people kind of

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Speaker 1: become losers to sit on the couch all day and

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Speaker 1: watch TV A lot of times in a minute, first

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Speaker 1: I'm lazy, and now I'm a loser couch potato. Is

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Speaker 1: this your idea of customer service? I'm so sorry? What

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Speaker 1: my business? I'm so sorry. I did not mean to

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Speaker 1: say that. You k if you think I'm lazy, you're

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Speaker 1: for calling me? Yeah, you know what I deserved that.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't have said those words. I was thinking it,

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to say it, and I'm sorry. But

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Speaker 1: what I'm basically saying is you've been watching a lot

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Speaker 1: of TV, and I wouldn't be surprised if your wife

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Speaker 1: or your girlfriend or whatever left you because you're not

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Speaker 1: paying attention to them. So maybe, okay, look, I'm about

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Speaker 1: to blow a gasket here, you're you're now assuming, making

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Speaker 1: some assumptions because I watched that I'm a lazy loser

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Speaker 1: cash Potato and I got dumped and this what are

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Speaker 1: you supposed to try to console me and make me

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Speaker 1: feel better? It's your ideal customer service. I just think

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Speaker 1: maybe making a friend that isn't the TV could help

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Speaker 1: you a little bit. You know I have friends or not? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm just assuming because you've been watching a lot of Netflix.

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Speaker 1: See here watching with a friend? How do you tell

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Speaker 1: you that? What do you have cameras? Are you spying

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Speaker 1: on me? Are you looking through my wall? Now? I

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Speaker 1: see here that you day. I see here that you

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Speaker 1: watched Hot Tub Time Machine Part two the other day.

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Speaker 1: I mean, anybody's going to do that has no friends, clearly,

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Speaker 1: So what do I have to talk to to make

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Speaker 1: sure that your ass is fired and to make sure

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Speaker 1: that this never happens to me or anyone again? Because

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Speaker 1: right now I'm ready to put my fist through a wall.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I didn't want to have to do this,

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Speaker 1: but you're being unreasonable. I'm going to restrict your access

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Speaker 1: to Netflix. We're gonna have to throttle you do that.

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Speaker 1: That's what I do I mean, I'm paying for that service.

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Speaker 1: I know you know what. We're glad cutting that bill

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Speaker 1: in half and just like allowing you only a little

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Speaker 1: bit of TV time a day because you are clearly

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Speaker 1: we like to call it cabin fever. You've clearly got

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Speaker 1: cabin fever because you're doing nothing but watching Netflix. You

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Speaker 1: know what you win. I'm gonna I'm gonna go out

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Speaker 1: and I'm gonna cancel your subscription. How do you like that?

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Speaker 1: So I don't even watch anything anymore? Please just go

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Speaker 1: somewhere else. Please don't who is your supervix because I

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Speaker 1: want to tell him to fire you. Sorry, as please

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Speaker 1: don't cancel your account over a prank phone call. I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't recommend that. What the hell are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: What are you saying? I'm saying that this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. No, it's not, Yes it is,

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Speaker 1: Yeah it is. You're just trying to get You're just

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Speaker 1: trying to backpedal out of being No, I'm not your pal.

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Speaker 1: Damian set you up. He doesn't work from next night.

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Speaker 1: I know he emailed me to call you. He says

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Speaker 1: that you're always watching Netflix and your rips on you

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Speaker 1: for it. Are you serious? I mean this is really

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Speaker 1: a point phone call. Yes it is. It's a joke. Hey,

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Speaker 1: seriously though going man, I almost had a heart attack

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Speaker 1: just now, but we should really talk hot Tub Time

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Speaker 1: Machine too. Come on, man, that wasn't a fair movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right. That wasn't a fad week of every morning

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Speaker 1: with the twenty two point five you would knock on

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Speaker 1: the door. In the nine begins Cook with dun Is

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Speaker 1: before your mo