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Speaker 1: the final hour of this program, Seaton is going to
Speaker 1: be Dan ratwo we had arch Manning is going to
Speaker 1: get all the nail deals or focus on football? Right now?
Speaker 1: Sixty four percent of the audience say he's going to
Speaker 1: get all the deals? Okay, all right, not bad. Now.
Speaker 1: For the third hour, I thought we could go with
Speaker 1: something I hate to spring the sunny because I didn't
Speaker 1: give you any time to think about it. But moment
Speaker 1: of the year for the show, Oh wow, Marvin becoming
Speaker 1: a Danette. Okay, Todd slurring hisses, oh finding out James
Speaker 1: and Virginia's wife. I basically have room for one more
Speaker 1: moment from the year. Okay, anything jumped out at you, Paul,
Speaker 1: You're really good, is the archivist. Yeah, I've had about
Speaker 1: fourteen seconds to think about this. Give me a minute.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like, because it goes all
Speaker 1: the way back to the Super Bowl last year. By
Speaker 1: the way, Christmas Night, Tom Brady and the Buccaneers go
Speaker 1: to Arizona to take it on the Cardinals at Sunday
Speaker 1: seven Eastern on NBC and peacockh there. It gave you
Speaker 1: a little bit of time, Paul. Yeah, I got nothing,
Speaker 1: got nothing nothing. This is not one of the greatest.
Speaker 1: Those are three big ones though. Okay, Todd, you got
Speaker 1: a favorite moment was the biggest of the year. But
Speaker 1: I gotta kick out of him. We had Charles Barkley
Speaker 1: and Randy Johnson on in recent months kind of fighting
Speaker 1: over which house we're going to go to to do
Speaker 1: try to do a Super Bowl show. I gotta kick
Speaker 1: out of that. They were all kind of bad mouthing
Speaker 1: each other to which one we should pick. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna throw one out there just because it's recent bias
Speaker 1: the David Spade interview We've had on many, many times,
Speaker 1: and obviously we are going to talk about Chris Farley.
Speaker 1: But h Man, every time we have him on and
Speaker 1: Farley's name comes up, he gives us a little bit more.
Speaker 1: And I really am at the edge of my seat
Speaker 1: listening to that stuff because just it's fascinating. I'm talking
Speaker 1: about more so interviews. Well, what which are you guys
Speaker 1: got suggestions favorite interview this year? Because I usually let
Speaker 1: you guys judge because I just do them and then
Speaker 1: you guys will say, yeah, I was okay, tottle go decent.
Speaker 1: It's rare when he goes wow, I really enjoyed. I'm
Speaker 1: not big on the couple here. I expect you to
Speaker 1: be great. Yes, I'm gonna go with Jim Jackson. Jim
Speaker 1: Jackson is always good. He was just a great guest.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do best guest. I wanted to do.
Speaker 1: Is there a best interview? That's because he wins best guest?
Speaker 1: He is pretty good. Jim Jackson very good. Had a
Speaker 1: big year. Yeah, we got the Fritzie's Holiday sports names
Speaker 1: coming up. You know, Pat McAfee's gonna join us coming out,
Speaker 1: and this will be most valuable, least valuable, and most
Speaker 1: improved least improved. I was going to give my picks
Speaker 1: for most valuable, least valuable, most improved, least improved. Voting
Speaker 1: is over. You guys want it now? Which category? Still?
Speaker 1: I was still waiting for a yes or no. That's
Speaker 1: a green light of a germal okay. Sure. The least
Speaker 1: improved dan Ed is not Todd Fritz. It's not Seaton O'Connor.
Speaker 1: The least improved dan Ed is Paulie. I just want
Speaker 1: Larry Bird my hand up there. Congratulations, But on the
Speaker 1: mantel we got wrong. When you're already up in the stratosphere,
Speaker 1: how much higher can you go? He's sort of Neil
Speaker 1: Armstrong here for me. That's why I'm putting my feet
Speaker 1: up an award. The most improved dan Et is not
Speaker 1: Todd Fritz. The most improved dan Ette his seat and
Speaker 1: O'Connor because he does a lot of things that are
Speaker 1: behind the scenes for the show and he deals with
Speaker 1: all the advertisers. And then he stepped into mclovin's seat.
Speaker 1: That freed up Marvin to take his seat. Team player.
Speaker 1: So most Improved dan n Least Valuable dan Et is
Speaker 1: not Marvin. Least Valuable Danette is not Paul Thank you.
Speaker 1: I wanted to give least Valuable Danette to mclovitt. He
Speaker 1: did almost nothing. Yes, he didn't do much. The least
Speaker 1: Valuable Danett once again as Todd, Hey, now this is
Speaker 1: just my voting. This this is unofficial. This has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with the votes that are being tabulated by
Speaker 1: Mario in the back. Yes, he LVD was introduced in
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen, dan and that is uh. If it was
Speaker 1: your voting that counted, that would be Todd's fifth time. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: you're incredible. You're on a roll. You're the Bill Russell
Speaker 1: of sucking. Yeah, hit five for many. My choice for
Speaker 1: most Valuable Danette is not Seaton. Who? Who Most Valuable
Speaker 1: Danette is Marvin Prince? Yeah? Has any Major League baseball player,
Speaker 1: football player, basketball player been Rookie of the Year and
Speaker 1: MVP like was leu El sender I? I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 1: Five players have won MVP and Rookie of the Year
Speaker 1: in the same season. Wilt Chamberlain, West Unselled, Jim Brown,
Speaker 1: each you row? Who does anybody want to take a
Speaker 1: shot at the other one? This one's tough. This one's tough.
Speaker 1: Baseball MVP, Rookie of the Year, say season, I believe
Speaker 1: this is this is true. Rogers Hornsby, Rogers Hornsby is
Speaker 1: no Paul oh Lou Garrick in the seventies, in the seventies,
Speaker 1: Carlia Stromsky No, same team, Marv Fredlin, whoa, that's why
Speaker 1: stand on the day? This is the stand on the day.
Speaker 1: So much emotion. Freshman won the Heisman basically as well,
Speaker 1: did he? Yeah, so much emotion. Johnny Manziel, You are
Speaker 1: Johnny Manzel. No, No, you don't want to be Johnny
Speaker 1: man Well, I mean he was a freshman. That's That's
Speaker 1: the only reason I was saying it. In red shirt freshman,
Speaker 1: I was in the back, So I was. I was
Speaker 1: on the team. Did you red shirt in the back?
Speaker 1: When you were answered the phone calls, I was, Oh,
Speaker 1: so all of the guys in the back are red shirting.
Speaker 1: But they've been red shirting a long time, a lot
Speaker 1: of the years of eligibility. We still have our most
Speaker 1: valuable back room guy. I can't say that there's a
Speaker 1: least valuable because we only have twelve people on the staff,
Speaker 1: so everybody's valuable. Back there. But the most valuable I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have that coming up. Oh yeah, that that one
Speaker 1: is gonna send some shock waves. There's gonna be probably
Speaker 1: some fighting cheers. That's how you keep an audience. Yes
Speaker 1: that I don't know. You just delivered a masterclass. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Well, we have the official voting coming up.
Speaker 1: That's just my opinion. People wanted to know who I
Speaker 1: would have voted for, and uh, I've spoken and I
Speaker 1: said to Paulie, I said, you know, if you're least valuable, hey,
Speaker 1: I'll take it. Marvin said he wanted to win any
Speaker 1: award you got. Most valuable man. Thank you. Guys. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: they didn't do anything, nothing to do with it. They
Speaker 1: wouldn't have voted for, Okay, Todd, most Valuable, Dane, most
Speaker 1: vat Dada. I will go Polly, all right, Seaton, Paul
Speaker 1: Marvin same Paul I said a couple months ago. Seton's
Speaker 1: done extra things, a bunch of extra things this year
Speaker 1: that helped me out a lot. Help the shout a lot.
Speaker 1: Right Todd or um Todd least valuable Dan five times
Speaker 1: at least least to the records. No, who's your choice? Oh,
Speaker 1: my choice for least valuable Dade. Yeah, only because he's
Speaker 1: just starting out. I would give it to Marvin because
Speaker 1: he still has a lot of work to do. Now
Speaker 1: we've been doing this, that's a that's just been like
Speaker 1: a year. That's a shot Poulli. I'm also gonna go
Speaker 1: Marvin because this is how we roll here. Marvin, anytime
Speaker 1: you do something greater or win an award, we try
Speaker 1: to bring you down. So yeah, go with mars Seaton O'Connor,
Speaker 1: who's the least valuable Dan. Marvin is infinitely more valuable
Speaker 1: than Todd. I thought he was picking mar least valuable Dannette.
Speaker 1: He wasn't even sure if he. Okay, Marsh nice, Sorry, Fritzie,
Speaker 1: go and go Fritzie. Fritzie's Fritzie's least valuables. Two votes exchanged.
Speaker 1: Fire Backham, you know I picked him. Go ahead and
Speaker 1: stand a step on a seat in there. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I'm least valuable. Yes, yes, yes, yes, uh Now
Speaker 1: we make way for Todd's holiday sports what okay? All right,
Speaker 1: You'm not gonna do all of them. I'll go with
Speaker 1: the ones I think are. You didn't send them to me.
Speaker 1: I did not at you know, I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: some more modern ones, but there's some old ones in
Speaker 1: there too, just saying the most valuab Dannett would have
Speaker 1: some music ready to go right now or something, maybe
Speaker 1: some Christmas. This is what we're doing right. Don't worry
Speaker 1: about him, Morvin, you only had three hundred sixty four
Speaker 1: days to prep this bit. Names of the Day, Names
Speaker 1: of names of the year. It's most valuable. I mean
Speaker 1: it's probably producing. Okay, a late pole by Marvin rock
Speaker 1: Yam Christmas gave him, okay, Um Saint Nick Bosa, Chestnut mcclockton,
Speaker 1: Jack Snow, Dave Frost, Chilie Davis, Hugh Freeze, Nativity Thurman, Alright,
Speaker 1: that's funny. Donner Matting Wee, Julio Jones, Cole Beasley, Michael
Speaker 1: Booblane Gabberts. That was your reach, James White Christmas. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Can we go back for a second, Michael Michael Booblaine
Speaker 1: Gabbert Michael Booblaine, Gabberts. That's terrible, that's terrible, that's no business. Uh.
Speaker 1: Jimmy Clawson, Lexanta Clausen, Jimmy Clauson, Chimney Connors, Star of
Speaker 1: David Robinson, Tim gelt my favorite old nuggets, pr Guy,
Speaker 1: Tim gelf Okay, okay, Hey, Ronnie Lachez, Drado blig Honka
Speaker 1: my liquev it's monk, what are you thinking? I know
Speaker 1: it's very inappropriate tennis, it's mon Leikvas Brown okay, Marlon mccabee,
Speaker 1: Julius Pepper's mint Boyle Candle Boyd, Julie Foundy. We've got
Speaker 1: Dangelo Hall, Joe Hornemnt Sterling Shepherd Ukon, Cornelius Bennett Ukon,
Speaker 1: cornel Silver and gold Antonio Parson Brown. How about you
Speaker 1: give me a like two more than close up shop here.
Speaker 1: I got Golden Tate, I got let me see it's
Speaker 1: Golden Rings by Golden and four Larry Birds, three French
Speaker 1: if you quas like that? Uh, Michelle Kwanza nice? All right,
Speaker 1: that's good. That's it. Tap out, I tap out? Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead, he's coming to town. Are you good? Just
Speaker 1: a nutcrap? No? No, no, no, are you good? How
Speaker 1: about we take a break here? All right, we'll talk
Speaker 1: to Pat McAfee and then we'll have the official awards ceremony. Yeah,
Speaker 1: morph no. I was just laughing at the song I
Speaker 1: was playing. Well, it's a night thank God, Like, come on, Bonna,
Speaker 1: what are you talking about you? Let me let me
Speaker 1: take a break. Let's uh, let's gather up, let's regroup.
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Speaker 1: Coming up a little bit. I have just been handed
Speaker 1: the envelopes for least improved, most Improved, least Valuable, most
Speaker 1: Valuable Dane. This is very official. I just got this
Speaker 1: from Mario. He has been tabulating the votes, close to
Speaker 1: twenty five thousand votes. So the audience has spoken here
Speaker 1: and we'll have that for you coming up here in
Speaker 1: a little bit. It's like our delight, int douce, Yes,
Speaker 1: it is no delight. Don't think it's oh sorry in
Speaker 1: this case, Wait did you did you mean to say that? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Come on, yeah, Well this show is scripted, so right
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Speaker 1: and we're going to give it away at the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Give it away, Give it away, give it away. Now
Speaker 1: you know who that is, Marmon, Thank you once again.
Speaker 1: That's why he's the most valuable dan ed in my opinion, Todd,
Speaker 1: did you win anything? I didn't. I don't think you
Speaker 1: want anything. Did you accept? Oh I got the least,
Speaker 1: you got the least valuable? Okay, unofficially, yeah, yeah right,
Speaker 1: it is unofficial only according to you. Yeah, that's just
Speaker 1: my episis you are in my interpretation as we wait
Speaker 1: for McAfee gus in La joins us. Hey, guys, good
Speaker 1: more than mister Patrick, you and the boys, no hot
Speaker 1: takes the last one of the year. Hey man, it's
Speaker 1: been a hell of a year. I don't think anybody
Speaker 1: had it on their agenda when they started the year
Speaker 1: that by the end of the year they know what
Speaker 1: a grown man standing in Santa Monica Beach would look like,
Speaker 1: wearing sand and honey, only to be sworn by thousands
Speaker 1: of ants later that night. But hey man, hell of
Speaker 1: a year. A lot of lows, but many highs provided
Speaker 1: by every single one of you boys, Tyler in the back, Mario,
Speaker 1: big German, Dylan, all you boys. You guys crush it
Speaker 1: every day to make our worst days of the years
Speaker 1: seem like they're tolerable. I can't say it enough. You
Speaker 1: boys do it great every year to me. All y'all
Speaker 1: are mvds. Yes, including you, Fritzie. But hey, only one
Speaker 1: can take the title, and I wish you guys won
Speaker 1: hell of a happy holidays. You guys take care. I'll
Speaker 1: be seeing all of you boys in the new year.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Gus. Always great to talk to. Gus the
Speaker 1: only call her with a deeper voice than mine, Jamara
Speaker 1: in Florida. Hopefully I got that name correct or you
Speaker 1: know Tyler is spelling this, so if I'm mispronounced, I apologize.
Speaker 1: It's okay, dan It's Spanish. No worries. But I'm just
Speaker 1: call in to wish all you gentlemen a happy holiday,
Speaker 1: including Fritzie, Havy Hanka, and I just wanted to say that.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys noticed, but Fritzie is
Speaker 1: definitely the cousin Eddie of the Danets. So from the
Speaker 1: movie National Lampoon's Christmas vacation. But again, you guys have
Speaker 1: been amazing, Thank you so much for all that you do.
Speaker 1: And yeah, suck at half of the back row. So
Speaker 1: is that a is that not a compliment for Fritzie?
Speaker 1: It is because he's he's he makes a show, but
Speaker 1: he tries too hard some time, but he's still he's
Speaker 1: still a good A good dubie. Okay, a good dubie.
Speaker 1: I'll take that. Cousin Eddie's sweet, all right. I don't
Speaker 1: remember that reference there with cosin Eddie Eddie Randy Queen's character,
Speaker 1: Oh a different Christmas vacation of vacation movies. If I
Speaker 1: woke up tomorrow with my head zone into the carpet,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they call it Hamburger helperth. That's
Speaker 1: just fine by itself. We'll go all day if you
Speaker 1: want all day. That There is an rvy his line
Speaker 1: about when he's like, right here, I got this piece
Speaker 1: of government plastic in his head. He says, every time
Speaker 1: Catherine revs up the microwave, I pissed my pants to
Speaker 1: forget who I am for a half hours. Randy Craig
Speaker 1: what a run. Now he's less normal than Eddie's like
Speaker 1: the respectable Yeah, uh well he was great in Kingpin too,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when he played the Amish Vall eye bowler.
Speaker 1: Paul in Chicago, Hi Paul, what's on your mind? Hey? Thanks? Dan?
Speaker 1: I was just curious how often like these these athletes
Speaker 1: you interview, like, how often when you run into them
Speaker 1: are they saying like, hey, listen to the show all
Speaker 1: the time, Like I've heard you get notes from like
Speaker 1: Josh du Meller or Will Ferrell or guys like that.
Speaker 1: But do you think, like Michael Jordan or Tom Brady
Speaker 1: are these big time guys like watch the show from
Speaker 1: time to time and like, do you ever think someday
Speaker 1: Jordan'll call in on the show and they'll be like, Hey,
Speaker 1: love the show. I'd love to see more mock headlines
Speaker 1: from Fritzie like like that kind of thing. Just just
Speaker 1: curious what you think, Hey, thank you, Paul. Do I
Speaker 1: think Tom? Yeah? When last time we talked to Tom Brady,
Speaker 1: he said that he watches the show because he was
Speaker 1: gonna have to get off of the phone call that
Speaker 1: we had. Somebody said, oh, you know, he's got a run,
Speaker 1: and Tom goes No, he's got three hours to fill.
Speaker 1: So Tom's aware of the show. Do I think Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan's gonna call in one day? Yeah? I do. Do
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna say, Hey, I'd like to have
Speaker 1: some more mock headlines from Fritzie. He'll never say where's
Speaker 1: the Limericks? Never? Yeah, where the Limericks been? Limericks been?
Speaker 1: Where Dan wants? I got to give him an answer, So,
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan, how about you come up with a limerick
Speaker 1: for Michael Jordan? Would we have him on? Though? Would
Speaker 1: we have him on? I guess? Wow? Ed brings back
Speaker 1: some memories and when we were at the Mothership and
Speaker 1: we had a producer and uh, he was in management.
Speaker 1: I should say, I don't want to just credit anybody
Speaker 1: who's a radio producer. He was. He he sort of
Speaker 1: babysat the show. I think he'd report back to the
Speaker 1: higher ups of what was going on in the show.
Speaker 1: And uh, I think we He brought up Tiger Woods
Speaker 1: and said would you have Tiger on the show? And
Speaker 1: then we all like stop. We thought he was being funny,
Speaker 1: and then I realized, Wow, I'm in good hands here. Hey,
Speaker 1: would you have Tiger Woods on? And then that became
Speaker 1: kind of a running joke there. Hey, would we have
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan on. I don't know. I don't know if
Speaker 1: we can squeeze him in. I got Ross Tucker. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to get him in that day.
Speaker 1: But Todd keeps asking. And that's what I always appreciate.
Speaker 1: The one thing. If there is a guest, and I
Speaker 1: always send Fritzie, I said, go see if they If
Speaker 1: they join us, great if they don't. Fritzie has never
Speaker 1: been afraid to reach out to somebody. The worst they
Speaker 1: can say, no, stop calling me and sending the emails.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the police. I guess the worst thing
Speaker 1: they could say. That's Bill Murray, who said to me,
Speaker 1: can you tell your guy Fritzie to stop? And I go, okay,
Speaker 1: he goes, if he stops, I'll come on the show.
Speaker 1: And then he joined us at the super Bowl in Miami.
Speaker 1: I think, but uh yeah, he would always go tell
Speaker 1: Fritzie to stop there with some light harassment Goory, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well you wanted an answer, and that's a guy that
Speaker 1: you don't get an answer. He's a little aloof I'm
Speaker 1: not sure he's not a little aloof he's a lot
Speaker 1: aloof uh, Paulie, how about this day in sports history? Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't have that yet. Oh, but I do have
Speaker 1: some cold weather updates for the weekend, and if you want,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, okay, okay. Bills at Bears eleven degrees at kickoff.
Speaker 1: That's not how it's going to feel on the field.
Speaker 1: They could feel like twenty below. So this is actual temperature,
Speaker 1: not Winschell. All these will be below zero. Winchell Saints
Speaker 1: at Browns is now down to ten degrees at kickoff,
Speaker 1: and the over unders thirty one and a half thirty
Speaker 1: two and a half bumped up. Oh, I think some
Speaker 1: people took the okay put but yeah, that's gonna be
Speaker 1: a real coal with the Browns seventeen degrees for Texans
Speaker 1: at Titans. That's Tennessee seventeen degrees. In Nashville, Seahawks at
Speaker 1: Chiefs eleven degrees at kickoff, all blow zero with Winchell,
Speaker 1: Bengals Patriots twenty degrees, Falcons Ravens twenty degrees, and Raiders
Speaker 1: at Steelers a night game eleven degrees, and of course
Speaker 1: Packers Dolphins a bomby fifty seven. Wow. But you have
Speaker 1: sporting events that are going to be canceled due to
Speaker 1: the weather. A lot of college basketball is being canceled
Speaker 1: for the weekend games because of in the Midwest, especially
Speaker 1: travel teams traveling in like University of Wisconsin. I think
Speaker 1: is canceling a game the game of the weekend is
Speaker 1: going to be holy. I'm also going to skip Eagles
Speaker 1: Cowboys and say Packers Dolphins. If Packers beat the Dolphins,
Speaker 1: they're right in it. They control, they almost control their destiny,
Speaker 1: and Dolphins will be uh going from a sure playoff
Speaker 1: team to basically out or fighting for their last playoff
Speaker 1: spot if they lose. Can we take a break now?
Speaker 1: Can we do that and then and then come back?
Speaker 1: I don't see why is that okay? Go ask Fritzie
Speaker 1: this type of question. I Seaton is okay? Seaton? Is
Speaker 1: it okay? If we take a break? Man, I don't know. Oh,
Speaker 1: you don't know? All right? We should be hearing from
Speaker 1: Patton the next minute or two. Yeah, I just want
Speaker 1: to be fair to him. Oh, if we don't hear
Speaker 1: from is McAfee tanking the appearance to sabotage Fritzie? But
Speaker 1: I don't think McAfee knows that the voting is already final. Yeah. See,
Speaker 1: because he's a West Virginia guy, so he would have
Speaker 1: my b McAfee. Yeah right, Mountaineer, yeah, okay, yeah, but
Speaker 1: voting is finals. Oh, there's nothing that Todd can do
Speaker 1: to screw it up any more than he already has. Yes, Paul,
Speaker 1: we're still waiting for the military votes to come in
Speaker 1: from over things later, right in ballots or waiting on?
Speaker 1: I did have this day in sports history. Um, do
Speaker 1: you know the first defensive player voted the college football
Speaker 1: player of the year. I did not know this. I'm
Speaker 1: going to give you the year now, the two thousands.
Speaker 1: Bolliman sue, okay, all but the pole's back up. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: take that, Marvin. On this day in nineteen sixty nine,
Speaker 1: Pete Merrimach said an NCAA record for most free throws
Speaker 1: made in a game. He made thirty out of thirty one,
Speaker 1: and so that's the most ever made. Let's see anything else.
Speaker 1: Not much interesting happened here. Oh, by the way, Lionel
Speaker 1: Messi scored a six hundred forty fourth goal on this
Speaker 1: day in twenty twenty that broke Pelee's record for most
Speaker 1: goals for one club. Over Rated, Let's take a break here.
Speaker 1: You know what, if you're watching on Peacock, We're going
Speaker 1: outside because I see that the glazed ham is there,
Speaker 1: the pigs and a blanket are there. We got some
Speaker 1: food here. Then we'll come back. We will give you
Speaker 1: the official results for the Danette Poles categories. There, you're
Speaker 1: Danette Poles. Let's take a break back after this. Thanks
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Speaker 1: You're always in a good mood when you hear this one.
Speaker 1: Todd you're ready to sing my least valuable Dan, Mr.
Speaker 1: Here we go at ninety six rock don't now no, No,
Speaker 1: that's good. That's good. That's good, and people go, who
Speaker 1: sings us? I go Todd and they you know he's
Speaker 1: in the rock and Roll Hall of Fame. A right,
Speaker 1: Let me get to Pat McAfee. He is busy, he's
Speaker 1: got a show coming up and the Pat McAfee show,
Speaker 1: ESPN College Game Day analyst, former Colts punter. Thanks for
Speaker 1: joining us, buddy, How are you Dan? I'm great with
Speaker 1: that song jam And isn't it just such good vibes,
Speaker 1: such good energy every time you hear it? And he's
Speaker 1: not here in the middle of that least favorite Dan
Speaker 1: at or at least respected Dan, at least appreciate. What
Speaker 1: is the actually voting today? Most valuable, least valuable, most improved,
Speaker 1: and least improved? And I got the voting coming up
Speaker 1: right after our conversation here, man, I will wait with
Speaker 1: bated breath there to see who is having it difficult holiday?
Speaker 1: And who's that going in with a little bit of
Speaker 1: a buzz, you know, I mean, I could see that
Speaker 1: maybe ruining the downfall. Marry Christmas, Happy holidays to you.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having me, Thank you for
Speaker 1: being able to dodge and we've here. I know your
Speaker 1: show is a wellowed machine, and I was supposed to
Speaker 1: be on earlier. I just saw my baby girl for
Speaker 1: the first time with my wife. We had a first
Speaker 1: like official ultrasound. Yeah, I'm so crazy, Dan, you got
Speaker 1: just had a moment there and I'm thinking Peyton McAfee.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the names are now to be
Speaker 1: discussed the wife. The wife is going to have a
Speaker 1: lot of say, baby girl, you know this is uh,
Speaker 1: this is something that she's obviously planned for since she
Speaker 1: was a baby girl. And I appreciate your movie. It
Speaker 1: was supposed to be this afternoon, our first official ultrasound.
Speaker 1: Really I got moved to this morning because the storm's
Speaker 1: coming through. So thank you for dodging and we even
Speaker 1: in the least favorite Dan at Fritz for making a
Speaker 1: magic happen. I appreciate you as well. So I think
Speaker 1: that's what you you said, not me. I didn't say that.
Speaker 1: You said it again. Thank you for having me on here.
Speaker 1: You are a legend, you are the man, and you've
Speaker 1: been killing it as you always have been. And I
Speaker 1: can't thank you enough for everything. Is this your first baby? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. Can I help you with any any question?
Speaker 1: I have three daughters. Okay, always always listen. Always listen, Okay,
Speaker 1: and let them know you're listening, and don't judge them.
Speaker 1: They'll tell you everything. But the less you preach, the
Speaker 1: more you listen, the more they'll stay with you the
Speaker 1: rest of their lives. Okay, I have a son. I
Speaker 1: love him dearly. My daughters will never leave me. But
Speaker 1: always always just listen because girls will tell you whatever
Speaker 1: you want them to tell you. It's amazing. I bet
Speaker 1: you're an incredible father. Could you imagine having Dan Patrick?
Speaker 1: That'd be one of the one of the coolest things
Speaker 1: about the time. Oh what what's dad doing? Always going
Speaker 1: He's going to hang out with Uncle Adam Sandler and
Speaker 1: then he's going to just dominate sports talk and be
Speaker 1: the voice of sports for decades and decades. I got um.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of friends, you know that our parents.
Speaker 1: I'm one of the later in my group of friends
Speaker 1: to have a child. And I was never I was
Speaker 1: thinking I was never going to either. I was okay
Speaker 1: with that. I was like, you know what, I was
Speaker 1: a terrible child. If I don't procreate and create another
Speaker 1: one of those, that's probably good for society, you know what,
Speaker 1: any probably good for society. My wife, though, Samantha from Indiana,
Speaker 1: she just has all the traits that would be an
Speaker 1: amazing mom and had had dreams of being a mom.
Speaker 1: And we got pregnant and she lost the baby. Then
Speaker 1: we got pregnant and she lost the baby again. So
Speaker 1: then we would go through the entire IVF process now
Speaker 1: and we're at like every milestone is like a huge
Speaker 1: deal for us. And I've had a lot of friends
Speaker 1: reach out to me through it all. And right before
Speaker 1: we did the gender reveal we found out it was
Speaker 1: a baby girl. I had my friends, I'll text me,
Speaker 1: They're like, now if you aj Hawk told me this,
Speaker 1: he said, you know, me and my brothers, we talked
Speaker 1: to our parents, like once a month, we'll send a text.
Speaker 1: He was like, my wife will text her dad every
Speaker 1: single day to make sure she's okay. You want a
Speaker 1: baby girl? Is what you're like going into the gender reveal.
Speaker 1: He was like, you want a baby girl? And I
Speaker 1: was sold. So as soon as the gender reveal happened,
Speaker 1: I saw the pink things five. I was like so ecstatic.
Speaker 1: I was like, here we go, let's do this. So
Speaker 1: thank you for your kind words. And if I have
Speaker 1: questions whenever she arrives, I will certainly send them your way.
Speaker 1: And also if we need a babysitter, send her. This
Speaker 1: is what I was thinking with the gender review. You
Speaker 1: could have gotten a football that when you kicked it,
Speaker 1: it exploded and it was either blue or pink. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of people do that these days. I don't
Speaker 1: know how many punters do. Yeah, you're right, you're right,
Speaker 1: Like actual that would have been a little bit different,
Speaker 1: But a lot of people send them to me, and
Speaker 1: they asked me to judge the form, and I'm always like,
Speaker 1: you know, Corey solid swing, sere he slid swing. We
Speaker 1: found out what it was. We just we wanted the classic,
Speaker 1: just biodegradable, little uh streamer things in the backyard with family.
Speaker 1: It could have been a little I was thinking maybe
Speaker 1: get and I was thinking, like, we get brock Lesner. Okay,
Speaker 1: brock Lesner will dress in all blue trunks, a blue outfit,
Speaker 1: and then we'll have like Drew Gulak come out, He's
Speaker 1: dressed in all pink, and then we have Michael Cole
Speaker 1: commentating it, and then there's like a full wrestling match
Speaker 1: with like false finishes like well it's a baby girl,
Speaker 1: all he checks out. You know, I was thinking about
Speaker 1: doing that, and those have been done before in the past,
Speaker 1: But we just did the exploding streamer thing, and when
Speaker 1: I saw the pink, I knew that I was I
Speaker 1: was probably gonna end up. And obviously there's a lot
Speaker 1: of work that comes into parenting, listening and attention to
Speaker 1: detail and caring and empathy and everything like that, and
Speaker 1: hopefully I'll be able to knock all those out of
Speaker 1: the park. But yeah, it sounds like I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a I'm gonna be I'm gonna have the best little
Speaker 1: friend forever with a baby girl, and I'm very excited
Speaker 1: for it. Dan football coming up this weekend. Weather is
Speaker 1: going to play a role. How often as a former punter,
Speaker 1: would you would you check the weather forecast? Yeah? So
Speaker 1: that right there is your arch nemesis, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I was very lucky to be a Lucas
Speaker 1: Oil stadium where we had the capability of closing the
Speaker 1: roof in the window, but we didn't always have the
Speaker 1: will with jam Mersey as the owner, especially if the
Speaker 1: season wasn't going as well. Brother, they paid for the
Speaker 1: roof and the window to come off, like we got
Speaker 1: to do it, you know. So then it became a
Speaker 1: full on wind tunnel in that place. But whenever it
Speaker 1: was a dome, it was like, this is perfect. The
Speaker 1: wind is the problem, you know. Rain. For me, what
Speaker 1: I learned with precipitation, like when it snows, it feels warmer,
Speaker 1: doesn't it snow makes it feel warmer. I feel like
Speaker 1: in my eyes, just as somebody that grew up in
Speaker 1: cold weather. You agree with that, Dan or No? I
Speaker 1: don't know if I ever looked at it that way,
Speaker 1: Like if it's cold as hell, like so snatching ly cold, yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's not snowing, I feel like it feels colder
Speaker 1: than whenever it is snowing. Okay, well it feels like
Speaker 1: the snow is the reward for being in the cold.
Speaker 1: Be we can snowball, Yeah, we can. We can do
Speaker 1: whatever we want to do. Did you ever have a
Speaker 1: place that was like, oh my god, I can't even
Speaker 1: believe I'm outside, let alone, I have to kick a football.
Speaker 1: So we played against pitt I forget what year it was,
Speaker 1: maybe my freshman year at West Virginia. I think it
Speaker 1: was single digits or negative, I think, and it was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was absolutely a miss your Bowl situation for kicker
Speaker 1: and punter. Cold affects it because the ball gets harder.
Speaker 1: Wind affects it more. Precipitation though, actually I found makes
Speaker 1: the ball a little heavier, so if you can move it,
Speaker 1: you know momentum. I think, wait is a big deal
Speaker 1: in that thing or whatever, so you could actually hit
Speaker 1: it further. I found out the wind is a nightmare though.
Speaker 1: Tonight Jags jets over under thirty nine and a half,
Speaker 1: supposed to rain, supposed to be windy as hell at
Speaker 1: the front of this big storm that's coming through. That
Speaker 1: feels like the night's going to be old school ground
Speaker 1: in palm football tonight. I think that's going to kick
Speaker 1: off the weekend of a lot of that. Damn. Is
Speaker 1: there a topic that's off limits with Aaron Rodgers when
Speaker 1: he joins you each week? Now? We never agree on like,
Speaker 1: I'm never I've never been told anything by Aaron or
Speaker 1: Aaron anybody associate with Aaron. I guess like, I think
Speaker 1: that's why I enjoyed so much, and that's why I
Speaker 1: try not to. I want to say ruin it, but
Speaker 1: like I'll mention everything that happens. Everything in me and
Speaker 1: Aaron are literally ninety nine percent of our conversations that
Speaker 1: we have ever had. People have watched, So like I
Speaker 1: don't know him, Like I never played for the Packers.
Speaker 1: I was in a golf tournament the Bahamas with him
Speaker 1: this past year. After two seasons of Aaron Rodgers Tuesday,
Speaker 1: I was able to hang out with him out of Tahoe.
Speaker 1: At that golf tournament. We were able to like kind
Speaker 1: of hang out and get to know each other pretty much.
Speaker 1: That was like the first time we ever hung out
Speaker 1: where people didn't hear our conversations. So I try to
Speaker 1: address everything with Aaron. It's just I think there's different
Speaker 1: times in how I present it, If I make sense,
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to give this dude, who's the Mount
Speaker 1: Rushmore quarterback in the history of the NFL and probably
Speaker 1: the best ball thrower in the history of the NFL.
Speaker 1: We just try to provide him with an opportunity to
Speaker 1: explain himself so we can learn a little bit more
Speaker 1: about him, get his side of it, and learn about
Speaker 1: this anomaly that is him and let him address things
Speaker 1: maybe if they come up. So I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: mostly if we don't address something, it's one thousand percent
Speaker 1: of my fault, not on their side of it, saying
Speaker 1: we can't talk about that. If that makes sense? All right,
Speaker 1: final thirty seconds here, I'm gonna make you g You
Speaker 1: can take Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, knowing what
Speaker 1: you know about them, start your team. Am I like
Speaker 1: an uber wealthy owner? Like? Am I one of these
Speaker 1: new owners Walton or Bezos? M Oh, well, if I
Speaker 1: don't want to do anything, if I'm lazy, I'm iron.
Speaker 1: I'm Iron Peyton, right, Peyton's just Payton's just doing it
Speaker 1: like I'm just letting him do everything. Uh. Tom Brady,
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a guy you want to have
Speaker 1: in your building. Ultimate competitor. Uh. Aaron Rodgers so good
Speaker 1: at throwing a ball? Who's my coach? Do I have
Speaker 1: I hired a coach yet? Um? Tony don't use your coach? Wow? Damn.
Speaker 1: Honestly that's a fascinating thing, isn't it? Because I feel
Speaker 1: like Tony and Aaron would have a much better relationship
Speaker 1: than maybe Tony and Tom, you know, And then Peyton
Speaker 1: and Tony had a great relationship. Uh oh, it's my
Speaker 1: full time job. GM is full my full time jobs
Speaker 1: A full time job. Yeah, yeah, nothing else. There's nothing else.
Speaker 1: If I lose my sounds like you have a radio job,
Speaker 1: You're a GM. I have no other talents, no general manager.
Speaker 1: That's all I got. So I'm gonna be pretty well invested.
Speaker 1: Give me answer the question. Give me Aaron. I'm invested.
Speaker 1: Give me Aaron. Give me Aaron. I'm invested. If I
Speaker 1: want to check out, you know, if I want to
Speaker 1: check out, give me Peyton. If we have a different
Speaker 1: head coach, give me Tom. But I think I would
Speaker 1: want to be invested, and I think I get along
Speaker 1: with guy, and I think it would be a good building.
Speaker 1: Give me air right now. Congratulations on the baby, all right,
Speaker 1: congratulation kicking ass another year? All right, Harry, Christmas, appreciate you.
Speaker 1: That's Pat McAfee, host of the Pat McAfee Show on YouTube,
Speaker 1: ESPN College Game Day, analyst informer coltspunter. It's now time.
Speaker 1: This is the first ever fan voting, maybe last ever,
Speaker 1: but here it is. Um. I'll let you guys choose
Speaker 1: what category you want me to start with. But you
Speaker 1: started last time with least improved. All right, I've got
Speaker 1: that envelope here. Who thinks they one least improved? Paula?
Speaker 1: You do. I'm pretty sure this is the one I got,
Speaker 1: and the answer is least improved Danette. Congratulations, Paul, you're
Speaker 1: on the mantel. You did it. Put it on the
Speaker 1: empty mantel. Two for two, Budd two emotional Most improved
Speaker 1: Danette according to over twenty five thousand listeners who voted
Speaker 1: most improved. Who thinks they got this one? Anybody cocky
Speaker 1: enough to think they got most improved? Seaton? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: might have because of the move. All right, yeah, Paul,
Speaker 1: I think this is going to be a real tight
Speaker 1: vote here, Seaton. Marvin. Congratulations Marvin. The audience you're spoken
Speaker 1: least valuable dan anybody anybody want to one of the
Speaker 1: show would have a least valuable employee employee of no months?
Speaker 1: All right? Let me see I got the voting for
Speaker 1: least valuable Danett. Was it a runaway? Least valuable is
Speaker 1: not Seating O'Connor. Yes, least valuable is not Marvin. Least
Speaker 1: valuable by over three thousand votes. Todd Fred congratulation, All
Speaker 1: right five times at least and now five timers club. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the most valuable Danett. Who thinks they won this?
Speaker 1: No one? Okay? The most Valuable Danette is not Polly okay, accurate,
Speaker 1: It's not Marvin. That's that's funny and it's not Marvin.
Speaker 1: This was an extremely close vote back row whoa what
Speaker 1: so between the back room broke the least improved Danette.
Speaker 1: Polly only won by two hundred votes over Fritzie. My
Speaker 1: best are my worst? All right? Most Valuable Danette very
Speaker 1: very close voting the most Valuable Danette Fritzie. Congratulations by
Speaker 1: the way, talk amongst your seven got hosed. Ye can't
Speaker 1: even believe it. That's what is this? What is going
Speaker 1: on here? Oh? Dan's got some gifts for Fritzie MVP sweatpants.
Speaker 1: So right now Dan is giving out the gifts. This
Speaker 1: is lovely hats and sweatshirts. Congratulations talk yes, congratulation for
Speaker 1: the first week of January. Most valuable back room guy
Speaker 1: Eric Jones, the big job. Yeah uh, thank you for everything.
Speaker 1: Have a great holiday. We'll talk to you in the
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