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Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on

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Speaker 1: digging now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.

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Speaker 1: I need everybody today, everybody that's listening. I need you

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Speaker 1: to catch fire today. I want you to catch fire today.

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Speaker 1: You want to phrase it another way, I want you

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Speaker 1: to catch on fire today. But I need you to

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Speaker 1: catch fire today. I need today to be today that

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Speaker 1: you stop complaining and you do something. Do you know

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Speaker 1: why a lot of people can't move forward in their

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Speaker 1: man about something? Is that explains the reason why they are.

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Speaker 1: Let me help you with this right here. If you

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Speaker 1: are steady complaining about the reason you are, you know,

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Speaker 1: if I hadn't have met this man, if I hadn't

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Speaker 1: that stuff that you're complaining about, everything that you keep

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Speaker 1: didn't finish school, but you still standing. You met that man,

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Speaker 1: I got three other kids. Guess what. You still here

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Speaker 1: and the baby's here. You got over all the injustices

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Speaker 1: Guess what, man, Now, some thing's happened to you that

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Speaker 1: you haven't found closure on. The person that you're looking

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Speaker 1: you've gotten past it? So why are you steady complaining

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Speaker 1: it's prohibiting you from moving forward? Stop complaining today, catch fire,

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Speaker 1: Let your pass be your pass. I've told us to

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Speaker 1: Because when God made you, he had a purpose in mind.

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Speaker 1: purpose in life. This dude was just frying chicken. See,

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Speaker 1: people keep looking for their gifts in all kinds of

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Speaker 1: discovering life, your guilt. You discover what you was born

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Speaker 1: to do. I wasn't bought you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: You know what my major was in college? It was advertising.

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Speaker 1: I can't be in no death, drawing, no picture for nobody.

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Speaker 1: But now guess what I can wake up every day

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Speaker 1: and guess what I can tell you? I advertise. I've

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Speaker 1: been advertising my career. Come see me live. Come see

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Speaker 1: Come see me live at Pursy's. Come see me live

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Speaker 1: I ain't locked in or tried to settle it up

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Speaker 1: How about you takeover and do your thing now? Can

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Speaker 1: But see you have not because you asked not. How

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Speaker 1: many times have you asked God for it? This ain't

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Speaker 1: no magic trick, y'all. This is the deal. You got

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Speaker 1: to catch fire today. Catch fire today, I am. I'm

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Speaker 1: I was born the change. Oh you're supposed to finish that, man,

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Speaker 1: Come on, at least give us a by the river.

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Speaker 1: another one. Jess, Yeah, Jess, Jess, Jess, let me make

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Speaker 1: you man, Just start. Tell the millennials though, you gotta

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Speaker 1: let the millennial millennials know what's going on, what's happened. See,

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Speaker 1: I'm just busting out, I'm just busting out hits. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: these are old schools, not busting old school hits, classics

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Speaker 1: Love him? And leave him. Yeah, he would be by

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Speaker 1: You went from Sam Cook to the OJS, Eddie LeVert

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Speaker 1: girl and then you've got your hooks and me yeah,

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Speaker 1: All right, oh good, you've got your hooks and me.

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Speaker 1: Well we got right after this. You're listening to the

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Speaker 1: Stave Morning Show. All right, this is according to a

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Speaker 1: new survey. Guys, the average American will spend about one

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Speaker 1: dinner this year. Uh huh overall. Yeah, that sounds person yeah,

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Speaker 1: and they average it overall. Overall, two point ninety eight billion,

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Speaker 1: that's almost three billion will be spent in the US

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Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving dinner, with fifty two million turkeys expected to

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Speaker 1: be consumed fifty fifty two fifty two million turkeys expected

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Speaker 1: to be them turkeys right now? So nerves that case?

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Speaker 1: I got so funny. You can't really tragle nobody. You

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Speaker 1: know when he get it? No, you have got ten years.

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Speaker 1: I'll be out, he know one Halloween turn. It's a

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Speaker 1: I think you think, what's a turkey? Does have an

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Speaker 1: extra rate? Yeah? So they get it, so they get

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Speaker 1: it right, Yeah, he already know going in. Man, what's

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Speaker 1: the average what's the lifespan up a turkey? Right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Probably about but they no, I don't think long. But

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Speaker 1: don't you feel badly talking about it right now? But

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Speaker 1: you don't at Thanksgiving? Yeah, Like I got a friend

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Speaker 1: that's a turkey. I don't have a friend. I don't

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Speaker 1: really care. I'm a friend of turkey. I have say

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Speaker 1: that the average lifespan of a turkey is ten years. Really,

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Speaker 1: but that's probably a wild turkey ten years old. But

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Speaker 1: they get all their life listens, No, that's a wild turkey,

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Speaker 1: wild turkey. Okay, so like a turkey, got to know

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Speaker 1: he's like a ball. What's what's the age? How do

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Speaker 1: you know? I think about a year and a half,

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Speaker 1: about a year and a half. You know they injecting

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Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah the fat. Yeah, they'd be swowed. They'd

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Speaker 1: be just big ass baby. Yeah, y'all slowed up. So

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Speaker 1: I do have some ways that people can save money

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Speaker 1: on their Thanksgiving meal. And you know, of course guys

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Speaker 1: Damn me your mama to break you. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Carl, you love going rogue.

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Speaker 1: You're having fun the all new twenty twenty one Nissan Rogue.

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Speaker 1: and I looked at my friends. Nah nah Rogue baby, Yes,

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00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: India Ire and Alicia Keys was on that show. It

421
00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: was the bomb good show. Yes, yes, yes, yes. The

422
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: all new twenty twenty one Nissan Rogue is built for

423
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: adventure with five different drive modes that can take you

424
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Speaker 1: anywhere anywhere. Doling, let's go Rogue. Thanksgiving menus, Well, guys,

425
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 1: you know it is that time of year. It's all

426
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 1: about the food. And as much as we love eating

427
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: seasonal treats and family meals, those of us who eat

428
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: our feelings or struggle with body image issues may have

429
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 1: a hard time around the holidays. And we have definitely

430
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: heard through the years that that's true. So if you

431
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: stick to these dudes and don't to help you make

432
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: peace with your body. During the seasons, it's all about eating.

433
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: Just stick to these okay. Do eat a piece of

434
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 1: pie or Christmas dessert anytime you want to and enjoy

435
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: it without feeling guilty. All right, you can do that

436
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:01,920
Speaker 1: during the holidays, all right, Yeah, a piece, that's what

437
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 1: we said. A lot of people take that just as

438
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: a piece out of time. They just go back another

439
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 1: time until you eat the whole damn thing next time,

440
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: you know, four times have the damn pi. Oh yeah,

441
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: especially my mom's sweet potato pies. All right, all right,

442
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: don't get on the scale the weeks of Thanksgiving and Christmas.

443
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: Just don't even bother or maybe even for the rest

444
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: of the year. Don't do it. Don't do it. You

445
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: send yourself into something. Yeah, don't let mean comments get

446
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: to you. Try to shake off the critics like you're,

447
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: you know, miserable relative. Yeah, yeah, fat ass and ate

448
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: four pieces of pie. Yeah, we're just we're just giving

449
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: you advice so you won't have to feel bad whole holiday.

450
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: Maybe looking at you. Yeah, here's here's another one too, though,

451
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: Like what you have to talk to people about, you know, Listen,

452
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:08,200
Speaker 1: you know going into Thanksgiving that your ass is fat.

453
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: You know, you know it's not fitting the change, not

454
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: over the holidays. So if you're going into the going

455
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 1: into the holidays already fat ride that all way through January.

456
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: M okay, through the through the through twenty twenty. You're saying, okay, uh,

457
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: do give yourself permission to be more relaxed about diet

458
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: and exercise during the holidays. Yeah, because as you're not

459
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: gonna do it. M don't forget to eat healthy foods

460
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: and lighter fair to balance out all those sweets and leftovers,

461
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 1: all right, ain't nobody to do that. No nobody ever

462
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:07,160
Speaker 1: had a sad ever ever potake a salad. That's about it,

463
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: all right. Do keep moving with dancing, walking, playing with

464
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: your loved one so you can do that, you know,

465
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: at least move. Okay, if you're having it at your house,

466
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 1: these are three things you need. You're gonna need a plungeon,

467
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: till the paper and for breeze. Okay, listen to me.

468
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: You're gonna need a plunge. You is that your house

469
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 1: You're gonna need. Do not forget these day before you

470
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: get a turkey. You need to get a plunger and

471
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: some for breeze, and it needs to be in the

472
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: eager restroom. Okay, turkey, before you can get a turkey,

473
00:32:55,680 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: you need a plunge him and him him, and you

474
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: need putting them in. You need one of them industrial

475
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: type blunder black black with black with that nipple on

476
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: the front of it. Yeah, you're writing your list before turkey. Yeah,

477
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 1: you need put a special handle on that plunger that

478
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:27,520
Speaker 1: looked like a bicycle pump hit, the one with the

479
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: gripping it with a put a piece sticking out where

480
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: you can put your foot on it like a shove,

481
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: like you're digging up the breed. Special made. Those are

482
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: your holiday eating tips from the same hard and military

483
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: grade toilet paper. Coming up, guys, we have more trending

484
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 1: stories on the Sea Harvey Morning Show that'll be at

485
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this. You're listening

486
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Speaker 1: Steve Show. All right, Steve Jay Anthony Brown, who you've

487
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 1: asked to be ignorant today is here with phrases that

488
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 1: will break up a friendship. Basically, these are roommate rules,

489
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: and when you got on your own, you might have

490
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: to get a roommate to branch out. But there's some

491
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: rules you should live by it. If you get a roommate,

492
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,680
Speaker 1: first rulee. If you don't put it in the fridge,

493
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: damn it, don't take it out the fridge. How about that? Yeah,

494
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: at work, the same thing, same thing. You and your

495
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 1: significant others should not haug the living room. Take that

496
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: nasty stuff to your bedroom. Okay, all right, people live here. Yeah,

497
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: the other people live here too, all right. Yeah, don't

498
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: go in your roommates room for a damn thing. Okay,

499
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: why are you in here? What you're doing in here?

500
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing here for you. If your girlfriend or your

501
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: boyfriend like eggs, bacon, cheese, alcohol or whatever cereal, make

502
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 1: sure they bring it with their ass when they come over. Okay.

503
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: If if that's what they like, ain't nothing make sure

504
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 1: make sure they got that in the bag when they

505
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: come in the door. Okay, that's all I'm saying. If

506
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,160
Speaker 1: your boyfriend's for the lady, if your boyfriend man man

507
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 1: likes to play video game, you need a big screen

508
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:39,400
Speaker 1: TV for his ass in your room. Okay. But this

509
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 1: is this is a good rule right here. We all

510
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: sh you to buy it. By it. Nobody who is

511
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: a roommate is allowed to date anybody that's been to prison, nobody.

512
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 1: You gotta make sure you hold in your room. You know,

513
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 1: you gotta. You gotta check all your stuff off because

514
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: he no, we can't. All right, then you got a

515
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 1: Christian roommate and you're not a Christian. Let me tell

516
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: you Christian something. Who who ever sleeps with, who who

517
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 1: ever sleeps with? Dant your damn den? Okay, okay, the

518
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: land one if the rent is due on the foast,

519
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: the foist. We agreed that they paid the rental. We

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00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 1: don't want to rent on the second, third, four, fifth, six, seven, eighth, ninth, tenth, eleven, twelve, thirteenth, fourteen, fifteenth, sixteen, seventeen, eighteenth, nineteen, twenty,

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Speaker 1: twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, six, twenty seven, twenty eight,

522
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 1: twenty nine, thirty. We wanted on the FoST Okay, that's okay,

523
00:36:55,960 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: thank you. Those roommate rules, alright, rule you're listening stew

524
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,319
Speaker 1: all right, everybody in this Thanksgiving time, you at your

525
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 1: mama's house, you at your friend's house. You just gathered

526
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,640
Speaker 1: around you in the living room, kitchen or the coach,

527
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:15,719
Speaker 1: and you're having these conversations two things, you don't have

528
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: all the information, and the other one is they don't

529
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: make no damn sense at all. But what you're talking

530
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: they sound something like this. Now, last year we was

531
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 1: over at um that see, we was at whose house?

532
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: Was we at? Last? It was Charlotte, that was we

533
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:46,760
Speaker 1: was at Kenneth Wayne house. Last Kennel Wayne, Kenneth Wayne, Kenthethwayne. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Kennewayne.

534
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: Because what happened was we were trying to watch the

535
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: game and they had the small last they had a

536
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 1: small tea. Yeah yeah, you're talking about Kenneth Wayne that

537
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 1: visiting his ring finger. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

538
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: Y'all think ya, y'all think Ricky gonna get out and

539
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,879
Speaker 1: then be able to make it connects Thanksgiving. I don't

540
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 1: know he's missed seven now, I don't know, I don't

541
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: I don't know this call he goes off for parole

542
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 1: every year. I heard this girl Carlicia is gonna bring

543
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 1: just bring the turkey and addressing. But you know what

544
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: about the prison. When she heard about her, she had

545
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: seen somebody else and they would take her to the

546
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: prison to see him. Why in the car course, she

547
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 1: said somebody else she'd have had two babies. Why Ricky

548
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: in now to stay babies. Why y'all keep back like

549
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:55,319
Speaker 1: y'all don't know this, but why she named that second baby?

550
00:38:56,040 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 1: Why second baby? The baby dadd name is Rickett. And

551
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 1: she told though told Ricky she would have had a

552
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: slow pregnancy, and the baby is his. She said the

553
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 1: whole two years head in there that those was his babies.

554
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 1: Sheld it and he believed it, and he believed it. Now,

555
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,759
Speaker 1: the baby don't look like Rickett. The baby looked like

556
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: little Richard. He ain't little rich That's what I've seen.

557
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 1: Got the hair cutting, everything got him just like, just

558
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 1: like and his first words were shut up, shut up.

559
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: The baby that I don't know what that was. But

560
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: I whip baba lue back. Yeah, it's amazing a three

561
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,360
Speaker 1: years old he was and wh babaua. Yeah. But what

562
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 1: strange is the baby looked like little but have you

563
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:54,280
Speaker 1: seen the daddy. The daddy looked, yes, like Chuck Barry.

564
00:39:55,840 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Not that is crazy because I saw him

565
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 1: at the walmart with him and I thought it was

566
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 1: Myles Davis. Oh you know who that is. That's not him,

567
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: that's the grandmama that looked like Miles Davis. I remember

568
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: Grandma Hattie, Patty, it was Hattie, remember, just like Miles Davis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, listen,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to worry y'all with that. Mama, Okay,

570
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: I go ahead. We didn't ran out of cran beer sauce.

571
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,760
Speaker 1: I'm just telling y'all, we didn't ran out of cranbers.

572
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: Well it's the cranberrys. Well that's not the sauce though,

573
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: that's the actual berries. And don't know nobody like that

574
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 1: something is anybody anybody's size? Me hungry? I guess that's

575
00:40:52,880 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 1: why we're all here. Grandy, you ready, you're ready to

576
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 1: at one time? I just you know it ought to

577
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: be time for for uh, you know, for back your folks. Yes,

578
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 1: we got to pray again. Who's gonna say the prayer

579
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: this time? No? No, we don't, No, we don't. Don't.

580
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:24,800
Speaker 1: Don't you let me your blest still your blessed, Amen,

581
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: you don't bless it twice? Surely you bless yes, ma'am.

582
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:34,240
Speaker 1: Some kind of Herbert to get his hands after potato salad,

583
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 1: Herbert get his hands to say here, just lean it

584
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: anywhere you this thanksgiving meaningless go nowhere Thanksgiving convos up

585
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: it is the nephew would run that praying back right

586
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harp Morning Show. Coming up

587
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,880
Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes

588
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,720
Speaker 1: after it is today's Strawberry letter Boy. The subject says,

589
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: thanks for having a child from my man. Okay, we're

590
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,080
Speaker 1: gonna get into it all right, but right now the

591
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got,

592
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: king of pranks? Everybody inside, so you know, let's give

593
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 1: you one of them inside prank. This is thick and shutting,

594
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 1: sick and shutting, really mean everybody inside. Ain't you think

595
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: it's time do this relate to all everybody going through

596
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 1: sick trying to be topical. Let's go. Okay, so I'm

597
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:51,839
Speaker 1: trying to you got him? How I'm doing? I ain't

598
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 1: doing too good. You've been over praying for my wife again,

599
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 1: right right right, yes, sir, you know came over here

600
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: three times in one week. My wife had already went

601
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: through the operation and all that she's gonna be pried.

602
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: I don't need you over a praying three times a week,

603
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,479
Speaker 1: because honestly, I think it's something else on your mind.

604
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: When you come over here praying for my wife. I

605
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 1: ain't stupid, brother, kind of hold it, brother, this brody,

606
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:20,359
Speaker 1: this is well. Your wife was on the second shot.

607
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:26,320
Speaker 1: Then lift that to come by. Reverenquested that I come by. Okay,

608
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: he ain't requested for you to bring your black to

609
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 1: my house for no three times in one week, man,

610
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 1: So you can cut that down with me. You can

611
00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: hold it, brother. I came with sister Georgia the first time.

612
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,919
Speaker 1: The second time I came by myself because she wasn't

613
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,919
Speaker 1: able to come by, and I only stayed fifteen min's time.

614
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 1: So what's the problem? Because I already know what you

615
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 1: what you doing. I know you're trying to hill my wife.

616
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: I ain't stupid. How could your wife? I hear my wife?

617
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 1: Why would I happen to your wife? She's part of

618
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 1: already know what you already know what you're doing. Man,

619
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 1: you up in here my white wine, whine, whine, nobody

620
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: at the house. I already know what you're doing. Let

621
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Keep your black away from my house.

622
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: If you want to pray for my wife and pray

623
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: my wife, I'm gonna wait. Wait. You ain't wait, man, Oh,

624
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: you can't talk to you about lay hand. That's what

625
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,600
Speaker 1: you're gonna now, brother, ain't gonna be none of that.

626
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: Ain't gonna be none of that. You're talking to the

627
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: wrong brother nine. Okay. Now, first of all, you're not

628
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: gonna disrespect me and curse me out. Okay, that's not

629
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 1: even the way brothers should be talking to brothers. Second

630
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,399
Speaker 1: of all, if there's any laying on the hand, it's

631
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: gonna be my hand laying on you. Okay, you ain't

632
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 1: been the lady in the lady. I know you're trying

633
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: to lay all my wife. If I find that on

634
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:46,439
Speaker 1: what you know not you mess around with my wife,

635
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 1: this is gonna be, I know, trying to do crazy.

636
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,439
Speaker 1: I'm just leting you. I'm gonna say it one more time.

637
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: Keep your black stop around my First of all, I

638
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: told you once again you can't be talking to me

639
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:01,800
Speaker 1: like that. Now, I'm trying to be cool about the

640
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:05,200
Speaker 1: situation because I know you may be just upset. Okay,

641
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 1: I can appreciate that. Okay, I have a wife, and

642
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,120
Speaker 1: I'll be upset if somebody's coming back to my wife.

643
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 1: Won't you won't you and show out with your wife.

644
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: I spend my time with my wifter. I do you

645
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying now? I want to anybody come

646
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 1: about your house. Maybe I need to come out your

647
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: house and how let your wife? Were you welcome to

648
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: but maybe come come and come lay something over their

649
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:29,760
Speaker 1: own huh? God, trying to do with my holder? Holder

650
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 1: one man, Hold, one man? I told you before being disrespected.

651
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:37,400
Speaker 1: Now that was a very idiotic tapement for you to make. Okay,

652
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: that's what's going to happen. If I catch your black

653
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: drip my house again, I'm gonna play this man, and

654
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: then I'm getting on the phone with you. You your

655
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,360
Speaker 1: plasters any more than because if anybody come by my

656
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: house again and I ain't there, I'm kicking your black.

657
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:55,359
Speaker 1: That's a promise, you know, Just that's it. Look him, brother,

658
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: if that's gonna be any welking going on, I gonna

659
00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: be kicking your I'm gonna let in my hands on you,

660
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna give you a good sanctified whooping, and

661
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,800
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna pray for you. I'm gonna pray to

662
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: heal you. Just put I'm gonna put up, okay, because

663
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 1: I've had it with you, you know, and I only

664
00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: went by it to visit your wife because I was

665
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: asked to go visit your wife. Now that was a

666
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: problem you should have caused the pastor. Okay, but you're

667
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: not going to disrespect me my wife to church on

668
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: the phone's life. You want to do somebody, you can

669
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 1: meet me any place. Well, I've been man. You know,

670
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 1: as a matter of fact, I can go anywhere I

671
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: want it in this town. If I be at your

672
00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: house talking to your wife, if the path asked me

673
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: to go, I'm gonna be there. Okay. How you you know?

674
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:41,240
Speaker 1: You just you know it's you're like a stupid brother. Okay.

675
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: You need to come to church to the one. You

676
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: need to come to church more off. And that's the problem.

677
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: You don't come to church more often. If you come

678
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 1: to church more off, you wouldn't be talking to me

679
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: like that. You wouldn't be worried about me and your

680
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,359
Speaker 1: wife because it must be something wrong at your house.

681
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: You'd be worried about me fooling with your wife. Okay,

682
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: So you need to check home. Okay, you need to

683
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:05,480
Speaker 1: check How about that? Why don't you do that? Why

684
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: don't you why don't you just check up? Okay, Tommy said,

685
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: you're the one that's cheating with my wife. That's all

686
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 1: I know who Tommy Hammy said you, Tommy said, you're

687
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 1: the one that's cheating around with my wife. Tommy who?

688
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: Who is Tommy Tommy who? This is nephew Tommy man,

689
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,759
Speaker 1: But this is never your Tommy from Steve Harvey Mortan

690
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: show man. Your church member got me to pryk ball,

691
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:39,759
Speaker 1: but not wrong for that. You know you're long, You're long.

692
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: You know, y'all know Highway to Hell, all of y'all.

693
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 1: You know none stop no, you know y'all just you know,

694
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 1: y'all just go. You know, ain't gonna stop size. You

695
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,879
Speaker 1: know I'm punn' go. I'm gonna pay for all of y'all,

696
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: all of your brothers if you Tommy, Steve Harvey brother,

697
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:03,799
Speaker 1: wrong for that. Okay, I'm gonna check him. I'm gonna check.

698
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: I'm fuldn't to go. I want to talk to you

699
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,919
Speaker 1: out in the moment. I'm pretty I'm gonna say, brother,

700
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,720
Speaker 1: your man, what you gotta tell me? What's the baddest

701
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,439
Speaker 1: radio show with the lab Man Steve Hobby Martin Show.

702
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: Now you have baby pick and shut in too much time?

703
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what was the hold, what was the

704
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 1: word golly? Last week? What was the word? Man? Everybody?

705
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: Thank you? That one? Phenomenal? Yeah, phenomena, that's what I

706
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: need to hear. Phenomenon. That was no now don't really

707
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: apply here, but okay, right, listen to the day says,

708
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:52,080
Speaker 1: can't you be phenomenally stupid? Can't you be? That? It

709
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: was phenomena? It is phenomenally stupid word and he can

710
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: spell it? Spell it fol if. Oh you know last

711
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: week we had problems with him fullingess with this ahenomenal?

712
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 1: Okay if a m if he that made it better,

713
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 1: he corrected himself. Go ahead, go ahead, man if if

714
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,319
Speaker 1: a n O M I n I a phenomenal? Oh

715
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 1: nama nail, yeah, nail, nail, your nail sounded out. To

716
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: spell the word is to sound it out. I get

717
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:45,399
Speaker 1: the origin of the word. Please. Phenom Yeah, hell yeah,

718
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: I can spell phenomenal. Let me hear you got something

719
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: helping him? Listen, you're just as SI serious. That's how

720
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 1: I spell everything. Now, waste no damn time hurting my head. Okay,

721
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: I can use it in a sentence. Go ahead, okay, sir,

722
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: how many nominais would you like? I would like phone

723
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 1: nominails please boy, how can you sir? Welcome to phenomenals?

724
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 1: How many phenomenals would you like? I would like phone

725
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: dominais please, thank you very much. Oh, heating, could you

726
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:31,279
Speaker 1: please heat those up? Heat? Didn't Jay what you've been

727
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:39,720
Speaker 1: doing at the house? Man? I have mastered piddling everything piddling,

728
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: get old dog, Man. I have folded and unfolded every

729
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: damn thing. Hey, man, I can't imagine house arrest dog.

730
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:55,840
Speaker 1: I could not imagine arrest man. I've washed, I've washed

731
00:50:55,880 --> 00:51:00,520
Speaker 1: stuff that's already washed. I'm telling you, man, Hey, you

732
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:04,400
Speaker 1: tell me. Coming up next, it is today's Strawberry letter subject,

733
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: Thanks for having a child from my man. We will

734
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: be back after this. You're listening to the Steve Hardy

735
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You know I'm always ready to go rogue

736
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: in the all new, versatile twenty twenty one Nissan Rogue.

737
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: It's perfect for someone like me, just perfect, baby. I'm

738
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,839
Speaker 1: always on the go, and it has five different drive

739
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: modes that fit whatever kind of mood I'm in when

740
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: I'm behind the wheel. Check out the twenty twenty one

741
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,239
Speaker 1: Nissan Rogue. And while you do that, I'll tell you

742
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:35,719
Speaker 1: about my rogue attitude. A few years ago. You might

743
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,280
Speaker 1: remember this, Carla, a few years ago as the Hoodies.

744
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 1: We're backstage, all of us chilling, Okay, all of a sudden,

745
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:46,000
Speaker 1: this man comes up to me, seemingly out of nowhere,

746
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:48,719
Speaker 1: but he wasn't. Anyway. He comes up to me and

747
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: he kind of whispers in my ear. Stevie Wonder would

748
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,360
Speaker 1: like to speak to me. Oh yeah, yeah, that was

749
00:51:55,480 --> 00:52:00,719
Speaker 1: my exact reaction, Carla. I was like, ha, Stevie one

750
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 1: of wasn't talk to me. I was nervous, nervous, nervous,

751
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: But you know, I had to go rogue. I had

752
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 1: to go and find out what Stevie wanted to say

753
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,120
Speaker 1: to me. All right, So this man took me by

754
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:20,560
Speaker 1: the arm, took me to Stevie Wonder. Stevie Wonder wanted

755
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:26,000
Speaker 1: me to escort him on stage. You know, Stevie always

756
00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: has someone escort him on the stage. He picked me

757
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: that night. Yeah. Oh my god, oh my god. He

758
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: didn't know who I was. He asked for me anyway,

759
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 1: don't try to kill my dream. Uh he knew it

760
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 1: was me, yes, yes, yes, yes, I know for sure.

761
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was my go rogue story. I mean,

762
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: I ended up just escorting him on stage. When when

763
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: I left, he gave me a kiss and he got

764
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:03,919
Speaker 1: on the piano. I think he started playing. Uh I don't.

765
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, all I do.

766
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that's what it was. But anyway, that that

767
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:14,320
Speaker 1: was a moment for me. It really really was. So

768
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:17,959
Speaker 1: check out this so cool? It really Oh god, I'll

769
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,720
Speaker 1: never forget that I had on that sharp true stress girl,

770
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: I remember, girl. Anyway, go rogue, Go rogue, Go rogue

771
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: with the twenty twenty one Nissan Rogue. Who love it?

772
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 1: I know? I don't. I don't think Steve you knew

773
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 1: at first, because you were you were telling me to

774
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,720
Speaker 1: get off the stage. What are you doing on stage

775
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:39,759
Speaker 1: with Stevie Wonder? And I was like, he asked me

776
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 1: to come up here. I'm not just up here, oldire

777
00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 1: Stevie wondered, Let me go on stage with him? Yeah,

778
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: I went rogue, all right. Today's Strawberry Letter is brought

779
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 1: to you by the all new twenty twenty one Nissan Rogue.

780
00:53:55,800 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: You're all right, nephew. It's built for families, and it's

781
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:04,280
Speaker 1: ready for all types of rogue adventures. With five drive modes.

782
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: It is so versatile and can go almost anywhere. We

783
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 1: love it. We love it around here. Now let's go

784
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 1: rogue with today's Strawberry Letter. They're always rogue, right, all right,

785
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: so listen. If you need some advice and relationships on dating, work, sex, parenting,

786
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:23,320
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

787
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We're ready, Steve, We're ready,

788
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:34,839
Speaker 1: all right. Let's buggle up, hold on tight. We got

789
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: it for you. It's a Strawberry letter subject thanks for

790
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: having a child for my man, Dear Stephen Shirley. Let's

791
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: just get right to it. Here's my dilemma. I'm a

792
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: thirty eight year old woman and I've never wanted to

793
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,240
Speaker 1: have children. Five years ago, I was in a great

794
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:53,320
Speaker 1: relationship and we were talking about getting married. But he

795
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: wanted children and I did not, so we mutually decided

796
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 1: to end our relationship. We could not deny that we

797
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 1: were still in love with each other, so two years

798
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: after we broke up, we reconnected and have been seeing

799
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: each other off and on since then. While we've been

800
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: spending time together, he started a relationship with a new

801
00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:17,520
Speaker 1: woman and they had a child together, and he couldn't

802
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 1: be happier. He has told me that he wants to

803
00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,680
Speaker 1: marry the woman so that his child will have the

804
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 1: kind of upbringing he had with both parents present. I

805
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,280
Speaker 1: truly believe now that he has a son he wanted,

806
00:55:29,560 --> 00:55:31,960
Speaker 1: he and I can get back together and get married.

807
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:35,200
Speaker 1: He tells me every day that he loves me, so

808
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:37,879
Speaker 1: why wouldn't he want to marry me instead of her?

809
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 1: If I were an evil woman, I could end it

810
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: all between him and this woman by telling her that

811
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:48,000
Speaker 1: I've been with him this entire time they've been together.

812
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,439
Speaker 1: I have lots of damaging proof that would definitely break

813
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:54,720
Speaker 1: them up. Even though I did not want to have children,

814
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 1: I can help him raise his son. What do you

815
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:01,359
Speaker 1: think I should do? Don't I deserve to be happy too? Well? Yeah,

816
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 1: everyone deserves to be happy, but not this way. Okay.

817
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 1: I just gotta tell you that it looks like you're done.

818
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:11,719
Speaker 1: I mean, you're just the side piece in this relationship.

819
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: He has moved on from you to the woman he

820
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: wants to marry. And guess what, that woman is not you?

821
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 1: He said he wanted to marry that woman and not you. You.

822
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: You don't want to have children, He only has one child.

823
00:56:25,320 --> 00:56:27,440
Speaker 1: How do you know he doesn't want to have more children?

824
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 1: You didn't mention that in the letter? Did you you

825
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 1: think he's one and done? Well? They're smart, she really smart.

826
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: I didn't see that. Well, he may not. You know,

827
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,120
Speaker 1: he may want to have another one and you still

828
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:42,560
Speaker 1: don't want children. So there is no future in this

829
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,879
Speaker 1: relationship with him. What you have with him is as

830
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:49,879
Speaker 1: good as it's going to get with again, you being

831
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,839
Speaker 1: the jump off. That's it. He told you he wanted

832
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 1: to marry this new woman. He didn't or hasn't told

833
00:56:55,719 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 1: you that he wanted to marry you lately, has he?

834
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:01,320
Speaker 1: So I suggest you ask, you know, don't you deserve

835
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 1: to be happy? What do you think you should do? Well,

836
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:06,800
Speaker 1: you need to get out of this situation because he

837
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: wants to marry someone else and have you on the side,

838
00:57:10,239 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: which is exactly what he's doing. Steve, Well, when we

839
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: come back and we'll break it down a little bit further.

840
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:19,560
Speaker 1: I would really admire the point that you made though

841
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 1: this guy may want to have other children. Oh yeah,

842
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:25,479
Speaker 1: she doesn't see this. But when I come back, don't

843
00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what's really wrong. Bring it, bring

844
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: it up. All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response,

845
00:57:34,800 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: uh coming out. I'm gonna let him have it too. Now,

846
00:57:37,840 --> 00:57:42,439
Speaker 1: don't don't nobody be tight? Okay, okay, because I see

847
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:45,200
Speaker 1: you know this, you know, thanks for having a child

848
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 1: for my man. Yeah, show you exact exactly, you'll see that.

849
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 1: All right. Well again, Steve, you're gonna bring it with

850
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 1: part two of your response coming up today a subject

851
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:04,000
Speaker 1: thanks for having a child from my man. We'll be

852
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:10,640
Speaker 1: back right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on,

853
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter, thanks for having a child

854
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 1: from my man. Well, I don't have to recap it

855
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 1: because I didn't respond to it. But I've just done.

856
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:25,080
Speaker 1: This woman had a relationship with this guy. She's thirty

857
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: years old. She never wanted to have children. Five years ago,

858
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 1: she was in a great relationship talking about getting married,

859
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 1: but he wanted kid she didn't. So y'all decided the

860
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 1: end of relationship. But you still loved each other. So

861
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:40,440
Speaker 1: two years later, after y'all broke up, y'all reconnected and

862
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 1: started seeing each other off and on. Since then, well,

863
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 1: while we've been spending time together, he started relationship. Now

864
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: see while we were spending time together, he started relationship

865
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:56,640
Speaker 1: with a new woman. That's not true. That's not true, sees.

866
00:58:56,760 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 1: This is the first big lie in the letter. She

867
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:04,960
Speaker 1: thinks that for two years this dude was sitting somewhere

868
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: sad and upset that they had broke up and wasn't

869
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:12,959
Speaker 1: involved with nobody, So she writes in the letter, because

870
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 1: this is a self serving woman, while we were spending

871
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 1: time together, he started a relationship with a new woman. No,

872
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 1: he was in a relationship with the new you woman.

873
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:26,680
Speaker 1: Then y'all started spending time together. They had a child together,

874
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:30,439
Speaker 1: and he couldn't be happier. He told me he wants

875
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,280
Speaker 1: to marry this woman so this child can have a

876
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: kind of upbringing he had with both parents. President Now

877
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 1: she believes that since she got son, he wanted down

878
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 1: to be able to get back together and getting married.

879
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 1: He tells me every day he loves me. Why wouldn't

880
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,680
Speaker 1: want to be with me? If I were an even woman,

881
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 1: I could end this whole thing. Blah blah blah. Even

882
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,000
Speaker 1: though I do not want to have children, I can

883
00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 1: help him raise his sons. What do you think I

884
00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:53,360
Speaker 1: should do? I deserve to be happy to you will

885
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: never be happy destroying someone else's. Let's just start there.

886
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 1: You'll never be happy destroying someone else's. You're the most

887
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 1: self serving person I've heard from in a long time. You, lady,

888
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:18,440
Speaker 1: you are what's the word is narcissist? Yeah, it's that

889
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:24,439
Speaker 1: the word You just like the president. It's all about you. See,

890
01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 1: So now you didn't want to have children, but you

891
01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 1: think since he has a child, you could help him

892
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: raise his son. You don't even want no damn kids, right,

893
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: so what's gonna make you the great mother? All of

894
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 1: a sudden? You still don't want kids, But now you

895
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:43,120
Speaker 1: think you're gonna turn into the super mom over the

896
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: woman who had the baby. Are you kidding me? Are

897
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:50,960
Speaker 1: you kidding me? You're very self serving. You didn't want children,

898
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:53,440
Speaker 1: so you didn't want children, so you broke up. You

899
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 1: couldn't say, you know what, we love each other enough,

900
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: we should share a child. Now it's always about you.

901
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to handle kid, So we break up.

902
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 1: Two years later, y'all reconnect. Now Here in a relationship

903
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:07,840
Speaker 1: you can believe that ain't a man sitting on the

904
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: sideline two years trying to get over No damn body,

905
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: We get over women with women. Hello, we get over

906
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:30,360
Speaker 1: women with women sitting up in the house sucking the thumb,

907
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:33,479
Speaker 1: because you're gonna we'll do that for a little while,

908
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:36,200
Speaker 1: but we're gonna take this thumb sucking and turn it

909
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 1: into something. Hello. Now he wants the family, she said,

910
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: he wants to marry this girl who had the baby

911
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: because he wants the baby to have the same family

912
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:52,720
Speaker 1: he had grown up, both parents present. You don't give

913
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 1: a damn about that. You want that to split up.

914
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 1: Damn the again, you show exactly why you don't need children,

915
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 1: because you want to take this opportunity for this child

916
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:05,800
Speaker 1: to have a family in structure that this womanan wants

917
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 1: to create with this woman because you want to just

918
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: be here so you won't break that up, so you

919
01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: can help raise a child that you don't even won't

920
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 1: you don't even want kids, but so you could be happy,

921
01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: you want to break it up. Now, you say you

922
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 1: could break them up because you got some evidence, pictures,

923
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 1: text all his Hell, yeah, you could do that. You

924
01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 1: could break them up. But let me ask you a question.

925
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:34,520
Speaker 1: You don't think that he'll remember that. You don't think

926
01:02:34,560 --> 01:02:37,280
Speaker 1: that when y'all sitting around having a couple of arguments.

927
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 1: You don't think that when y'all sitting up trying to

928
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:42,280
Speaker 1: make these bills work. You don't think when real life

929
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,280
Speaker 1: kicking with a honeymoon section is over. You don't think

930
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 1: he gonna remember the fact that you sent some pictures

931
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 1: that destroyed what he really wanted to have. Now he

932
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 1: over there with you with a baby that you don't won't.

933
01:02:58,760 --> 01:03:03,080
Speaker 1: You do not want children his. You don't even want

934
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:06,640
Speaker 1: your own. If you don't want your own children, how

935
01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 1: to hell you're supposed to want somebody else's. I'm just

936
01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 1: ask so one more time. You are the most served,

937
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 1: self serving woman. And like Shirley said, suppose this man

938
01:03:20,520 --> 01:03:25,959
Speaker 1: want to have another child. You ain't it again, you're out.

939
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 1: Then you you deserve to be happy too. We'll go

940
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:33,520
Speaker 1: find you a man that don't wan't no kids. It's

941
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 1: a bunch of him. But go back to chapter two,

942
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:45,040
Speaker 1: verse eighteen. We get over get over women with other women. Man,

943
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 1: We don't hey, how we don't side, We don't go therapy. No,

944
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,840
Speaker 1: we don't go up in the mountains to find ourselves.

945
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:58,560
Speaker 1: Now we get another one of y'all who can do

946
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 1: the same thing. Y'all do make me feel like you do.

947
01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: And we go to getting over it just like that. Man,

948
01:04:06,160 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 1: we gotta soaking, no tub, drinking no wine, getting no

949
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 1: good book, going to girls trust while we go to

950
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:15,760
Speaker 1: Vegas and fixed it. They don't discount the sucking in

951
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 1: the tub and all of that. Now that's good stuff

952
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,200
Speaker 1: right here, me discounting for a man. If your man

953
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 1: soaking a tub to find himself with somebody crying in

954
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:31,840
Speaker 1: our wine and all that, that's all good. My father

955
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 1: called me soaking. He just broke up with somebody. When

956
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:41,800
Speaker 1: candles I get, is that your toes come out of

957
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: baby bumble? Man, I'm trying to get over something. Man,

958
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,280
Speaker 1: Leave me alone. Man reading act like a lady thing

959
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:52,440
Speaker 1: like a man. I'm gonna do something. Leave me alone,

960
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:55,000
Speaker 1: dog dog, we're on the way to Vegas. We can

961
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:56,959
Speaker 1: help you get over it, all right, Guys, we gotta

962
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,000
Speaker 1: get out of here. Email us your Instagram, i's your

963
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:01,640
Speaker 1: thoughts on today's robbery letter and Steve Harvey at them.

964
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 1: You're listening, Steve show time for something funny? Junior. You're ready, Yeah,

965
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Holidays is coming, and so you got people

966
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:19,760
Speaker 1: that's coming with somebody you've never met. What you've heard about. Now.

967
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 1: I got a cousin, got this girl who's giving him

968
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,680
Speaker 1: all these problems, and I just thought about it. She'll

969
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:29,120
Speaker 1: be told. The crazy they are, the more ways you

970
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:32,520
Speaker 1: try to defend them to your family, I ain't never

971
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:35,000
Speaker 1: met the girl with about to meet the old Thanksgiving

972
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 1: like stuff like this, like okay, I heard dog that

973
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,520
Speaker 1: she tried to smother you with the pillar. Yeah don't.

974
01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 1: We started them off playing and forever. Then it got serious.

975
01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 1: But then you ain't ever been you ain't ever been

976
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 1: smothering before. You ain't never been smolling before, play with

977
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:58,320
Speaker 1: and trying to smother you? Yea? Or this one or

978
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:02,000
Speaker 1: this one dog Dog, I heard she raised about the

979
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,800
Speaker 1: back seat of your car you try to leave. Yeah,

980
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:06,200
Speaker 1: she raised about the back seat. She was concerned by

981
01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 1: where I was going. There ever, had nobody that was

982
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,360
Speaker 1: concerned by where you be? I mean, don love let

983
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 1: her love me, miss do. The crazier they are, the

984
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:21,160
Speaker 1: more they try to defend them to us. I can't

985
01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:24,800
Speaker 1: get to meet the girl like like Darne wasn't about you.

986
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 1: She shot at you, Yeah, she shot it. She shot

987
01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:29,320
Speaker 1: at me because she was concerned I was messing up.

988
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 1: I heard that good shot. I got right back in.

989
01:06:36,040 --> 01:06:40,440
Speaker 1: I mean, ain't nobody else shot at you before? No, darning,

990
01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:42,440
Speaker 1: ain't nobody else shot it up? Okay, he didn't get

991
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,440
Speaker 1: about to shoot you for you speak on this sub

992
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:52,920
Speaker 1: shot at I'm just I can't wait to meet her.

993
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 1: Just the crazier they are, the harder they gonna defend

994
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:58,760
Speaker 1: them to their fa I can't wait to see this girl.

995
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 1: Alwa would have some fun this thing. And that's truth

996
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:08,520
Speaker 1: being told. I'm just that was good. That was a

997
01:07:08,840 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 1: true junior. Yeah, defended. Everybody got on you. I mean

998
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:19,360
Speaker 1: I was taking the bath in the tub. Then she

999
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,280
Speaker 1: came in and pushed my head under water. But but

1000
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 1: she left me under a little too low. I choked

1001
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 1: a little bit. But you ain't never been held under

1002
01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:31,080
Speaker 1: water under your No, everybody did that. We don't speak

1003
01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:35,680
Speaker 1: on that. Then tell you walking my shoes, Ye, tell

1004
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 1: me it was just a cut. She stabbed, really stabbed

1005
01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:51,800
Speaker 1: the knighting all the way in all the way. It's

1006
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 1: just a cut. We're just just a surface on thirty

1007
01:07:56,040 --> 01:08:04,160
Speaker 1: two stitches. That's it. Yeah, coming up more of the

1008
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening Steve

1009
01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:14,640
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You might have a relative at Thanksgiving. Who,

1010
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:19,920
Speaker 1: um what, Yeah, I got a little something because you

1011
01:08:20,040 --> 01:08:23,160
Speaker 1: know Thanksgivings coming up, and I just want to remind

1012
01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:26,000
Speaker 1: you all to be conscious of the people that's in

1013
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:30,360
Speaker 1: your house. These are just a few different types of

1014
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:34,599
Speaker 1: people that you might have, and they're usually relatives. Now,

1015
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:37,400
Speaker 1: these are all relatives. Some of them you've seen in

1016
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:40,639
Speaker 1: a while, some recently. Some people you ain't seen anywhile.

1017
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:46,720
Speaker 1: But these are relatives that you might have a Thanksgiving gathered. H.

1018
01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:49,639
Speaker 1: Here's the first one. You might have a relative, dad

1019
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:56,919
Speaker 1: that's been done some hard times. Yeah, well so I'm familiar.

1020
01:08:58,479 --> 01:09:01,400
Speaker 1: Here is another one. You might have a relative. Damn

1021
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:04,840
Speaker 1: that's got don't work clothes, but don't have a job.

1022
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:11,640
Speaker 1: You got pepsi uniform here, got on the mill of

1023
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:17,880
Speaker 1: high life driving. Got a damn post office uniform on

1024
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:23,400
Speaker 1: your han't start working on post office. Yeah. Here's another

1025
01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:28,160
Speaker 1: relative that you might have at Thanksgiving. H gather one

1026
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,640
Speaker 1: of them that stole from their mama. So now you

1027
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:36,880
Speaker 1: gotta watch every damn move they mate. Yeah, let him

1028
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:38,680
Speaker 1: go in that back room. Do not let him go

1029
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,800
Speaker 1: in there. Here's another relative that you might have over

1030
01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:48,080
Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving, mister black power one hunder, but he's married

1031
01:09:48,200 --> 01:10:00,040
Speaker 1: to a white girl. To the People's another relative that

1032
01:10:00,160 --> 01:10:03,640
Speaker 1: you might have over the Thanksgiving dinner. You got one

1033
01:10:03,680 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 1: the relatives got a brand new car. But what don't

1034
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,960
Speaker 1: nobody know is he's sleeping in the car because he

1035
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:20,040
Speaker 1: ain't got place to live. Here is the relative we

1036
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:23,840
Speaker 1: all got, all of us got this one. Ain't gonna

1037
01:10:23,880 --> 01:10:29,439
Speaker 1: bring a damn thing, but gonna pack six to go plates. Yes,

1038
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:38,840
Speaker 1: I can't stand there and I can't stand he go.

1039
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,559
Speaker 1: The other one, you one of your relatives gonna bring

1040
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Speaker 1: some kids and Thanksgiving that need their ass will, but

1041
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:49,839
Speaker 1: you can't do nothing about it because they ain't chills

1042
01:10:53,400 --> 01:10:55,680
Speaker 1: be a whole trap. That's all of us in there,

1043
01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:59,200
Speaker 1: just throwing punch on each other, just dipping into punch

1044
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:04,880
Speaker 1: both it on each other. Black cass. But yeah, table

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01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:17,519
Speaker 1: is dangerous. Can't read? Yeah, wait what you know? The kids?

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01:11:17,560 --> 01:11:24,160
Speaker 1: Well do all that working, but can't read. Yeah, damn

1047
01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:27,880
Speaker 1: show can't read. Cursed right, the show can't do that? Yeah,

1048
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:30,360
Speaker 1: And you ever had the relatives come over to your

1049
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:34,960
Speaker 1: house that ain't nobody invite, but somehow they found out

1050
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:49,920
Speaker 1: where everybody was. Yes, wonder where y'all. Oh wow, you

1051
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:52,879
Speaker 1: got the relative here, the relative to come over, swat

1052
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:56,200
Speaker 1: swam them down. They don't eat pork, but just hand

1053
01:11:56,360 --> 01:12:03,120
Speaker 1: up the greens that got park in them. Yes, yea,

1054
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:08,680
Speaker 1: that would be a hall mall parting of that, right,

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01:12:09,439 --> 01:12:12,800
Speaker 1: last one, this relative I had on one year. I

1056
01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:16,519
Speaker 1: made sure his ass don't come back no more. Found

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01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:22,600
Speaker 1: his ass in the guest room, fast asleep, not on

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01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 1: top of the bed, but under the clothes. When you

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01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:34,000
Speaker 1: wake your front house up, I bet you are. Oh yeah, dog,

1060
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:36,559
Speaker 1: oh dog, I would him, says in the guest room,

1061
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:43,479
Speaker 1: he was in the bed. Dog under took his clothes.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you for that. Coming up next. More

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Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steven Show. What are some of the strange

1065
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:04,639
Speaker 1: things you're strange habits some Thanksgiving. I have a relative

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01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:08,320
Speaker 1: that's supposedly um which one is it Jehovah's witness or

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01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:10,280
Speaker 1: seven ad minutes one? You know they don't eat meat.

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01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:13,599
Speaker 1: But this particularly is that there was meeting the greens

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01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:15,880
Speaker 1: and she she had already been like half played in

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01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:21,680
Speaker 1: you know, yes, yes, And my mom said, Annie, you

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01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:26,400
Speaker 1: know there's meeting in greens. She went, huh and keV

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01:13:26,439 --> 01:13:33,280
Speaker 1: eating lives, all lives because the dreams were good, right,

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01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:38,839
Speaker 1: so good. Let me tell y'all something I gotta relative.

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01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:42,599
Speaker 1: I got a cousin that will eat everything in one bowl.

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01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 1: But but ja jay the twist to it all. He

1076
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:50,080
Speaker 1: may have a dressing, a cram bear sauce, got some

1077
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:53,160
Speaker 1: turkey laid across it. Everybody understand that that makes sense,

1078
01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:56,120
Speaker 1: right yeah? Right next to it is a scoop of

1079
01:13:56,240 --> 01:14:02,000
Speaker 1: vanilla ice cream, right man? All together? Yeah, But I'm

1080
01:14:02,040 --> 01:14:03,960
Speaker 1: looking at him like, you please tell me you're not

1081
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:08,439
Speaker 1: gonna use my bathroom while you here, please? Then you

1082
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:10,719
Speaker 1: got that relative time, and that you know they're complaining

1083
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:14,200
Speaker 1: because my food is touching I don't want Oh yeah, yeah,

1084
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:16,600
Speaker 1: I know people like that. Yeah, people like that. And

1085
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:19,200
Speaker 1: you know what to j A lot of kids when

1086
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:22,080
Speaker 1: you're making their plates, they don't want them to touch that.

1087
01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:23,960
Speaker 1: That's why you gotta have them paper places called with

1088
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 1: them dividers in it for the kid. But the kids, yes, kid,

1089
01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:33,400
Speaker 1: keep that. Tell me you're talking big money paper places.

1090
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:36,240
Speaker 1: I'm talking about place with they gotta weight with wiming

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Speaker 1: on it. Coming up, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:46,800
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

1093
01:14:46,960 --> 01:14:50,519
Speaker 1: Steve J. Anthony Brown, who you've asked to be ignorant today,

1094
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:55,360
Speaker 1: is here with phrases that will break up a friendship. Basically,

1095
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:59,200
Speaker 1: these are roommate rules, and when you got on your own,

1096
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:01,240
Speaker 1: you might have to get a roommate the branch out.

1097
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:04,160
Speaker 1: But there's some rules you should live by if you

1098
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:07,920
Speaker 1: get a roommate. First room, If you don't put it

1099
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 1: in the fridge, damn it, don't take it out the fridge.

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01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:20,040
Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah, at work, the same thing, same thing.

1101
01:15:20,439 --> 01:15:24,120
Speaker 1: You and your significant others should not haug the living room.

1102
01:15:24,439 --> 01:15:27,360
Speaker 1: Take that nasty stuff to your bedroom. Okay, all right,

1103
01:15:27,720 --> 01:15:31,479
Speaker 1: people live here. Other people live here too, all right.

1104
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:36,439
Speaker 1: Don't go in your roommate's room for a damn thing. Okay,

1105
01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:41,080
Speaker 1: why are you in here? What you're doing in here?

1106
01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:44,680
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing here for you. If your girlfriend or your

1107
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:50,439
Speaker 1: boyfriend like eggs, bacon, cheese, alcohol or whatever, cereal, make

1108
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:53,280
Speaker 1: sure they bring it with their ass when they come over. Okay.

1109
01:15:57,200 --> 01:16:00,679
Speaker 1: If if that's what they like, ain't room, make sure

1110
01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:03,160
Speaker 1: make sure they got that in the bag when they

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01:16:03,280 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 1: come in the door. Okay, that's all I'm saying. If

1112
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:09,720
Speaker 1: your boyfriend for the lady, if your boyfriend man man

1113
01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:12,759
Speaker 1: likes to play video game, you need a big screen

1114
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:19,040
Speaker 1: TV for his ass in your room. Okay. But this

1115
01:16:19,240 --> 01:16:21,439
Speaker 1: is this is a good rule right here. We all

1116
01:16:21,439 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 1: sh you to buy a body. Nobody who is a

1117
01:16:24,240 --> 01:16:29,080
Speaker 1: roommate is allowed to date anybody that's been to prison. Nobody.

1118
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:38,479
Speaker 1: You gotta make sure your room, you know, you gotta,

1119
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:42,360
Speaker 1: you gotta check all your stuff off because he no,

1120
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:46,360
Speaker 1: we can't. All right, if you got a Christian roommate

1121
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:49,120
Speaker 1: and you're not a Christian, let me tell you Christian something.

1122
01:16:49,560 --> 01:16:54,960
Speaker 1: Who ever sleeps with, who who ever sleeps with, dain't

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01:16:55,000 --> 01:17:01,160
Speaker 1: your damn benes. Okay, okay, doesn't land and judge me.

1124
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:05,400
Speaker 1: If the rent is due on the foast, the foight

1125
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:08,240
Speaker 1: we read and the pay the rent. We don't want

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01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:20,960
Speaker 1: to rent on the second third, four, fifth, six, seven, eight, ninth, tenth, eleven, twelve, thirteenth, fourteen, fifteenth, sixteen, seventeen, eighteenth, nineteen, twenty,

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01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:29,760
Speaker 1: twenty one, twenty two, six, twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty nine,

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01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:36,880
Speaker 1: thirty we wanted on the foet. Okay, Okay, alright, Thank you, Javi.

1129
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:42,080
Speaker 1: Those roommate rules. All right, we're coming back with more

1130
01:17:42,160 --> 01:17:44,160
Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. As a matter of fact,

1131
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:47,360
Speaker 1: this is our last break of the day. Steve's closing remarks,

1132
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:49,840
Speaker 1: you don't want to miss it. It's been a good day.

1133
01:17:50,200 --> 01:17:52,800
Speaker 1: We'll be back at forty nine after the hour. Right

1134
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:56,559
Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1135
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:01,040
Speaker 1: All right, time to go row, which is powered by

1136
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:06,679
Speaker 1: the super silish Rogue. Steve, please quickly tell us about

1137
01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:09,840
Speaker 1: when going rogue turned out to be just right for you.

1138
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:16,280
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I can point to so many incidents,

1139
01:18:16,439 --> 01:18:20,040
Speaker 1: but I think probably the greatest, one of the greatest

1140
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:25,280
Speaker 1: moments for me was a teacher of mine, not just one,

1141
01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:29,160
Speaker 1: but this one in tarticulate. But I've heard just repeat

1142
01:18:29,240 --> 01:18:31,920
Speaker 1: it in my life several times, you ain't gonna ever

1143
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:36,679
Speaker 1: be nothing. And I just think oftentimes about how many

1144
01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:41,040
Speaker 1: times I heard that you ain't gonna ever be nothing.

1145
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:45,560
Speaker 1: Look at you. I kept people kept telling me what

1146
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:50,880
Speaker 1: I wouldn't what. Nobody trying to figure out what I was,

1147
01:18:51,840 --> 01:18:55,280
Speaker 1: but they were so fast to tell me what I Wasn't.

1148
01:18:56,479 --> 01:19:00,280
Speaker 1: You ain't that smart, You ain't that good? Looking. You

1149
01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:05,080
Speaker 1: ain't that, you talk too slow, you country, You ain't this,

1150
01:19:05,479 --> 01:19:09,080
Speaker 1: You ain't got the right attitude, you got right? Whoa

1151
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:14,719
Speaker 1: does anybody have any idea what I am? Though? While

1152
01:19:14,760 --> 01:19:17,439
Speaker 1: you telling me what I'm not, So when this teacher

1153
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:22,080
Speaker 1: kept repeating, you ain't gonna ever be nothing, I did

1154
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:25,120
Speaker 1: say back to him one time, this man, he said,

1155
01:19:25,320 --> 01:19:27,800
Speaker 1: you ain't gonna ever be nothing. I said, I know

1156
01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:34,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be something. And so then I made the decision,

1157
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:39,519
Speaker 1: through several moments in my life, to always constantly be

1158
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:42,599
Speaker 1: about the business of trying to be something. It may

1159
01:19:42,680 --> 01:19:45,160
Speaker 1: not be what you think I'm gonna be, and I

1160
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:47,280
Speaker 1: may not turn out to be what you expect me

1161
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:50,200
Speaker 1: to be, but I'm gonna stay faithful. I'm gonna keep

1162
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:54,200
Speaker 1: working hard. I'm going roll on you, Pardner, I'm gonna

1163
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:56,760
Speaker 1: go against the grain. I'm gonna make a hard left.

1164
01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:00,479
Speaker 1: I wouldn't right here. I am roll behind. This is

1165
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:08,120
Speaker 1: live roll, I'm roking all right, Role is roll? All right, Steve,

1166
01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:16,160
Speaker 1: We're ready for the closing remarks. This is uh for everybody,

1167
01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:23,920
Speaker 1: including myself. This is for anyone who aspires to get

1168
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:30,519
Speaker 1: more or to have more, to be blessed more to

1169
01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:32,600
Speaker 1: acquire more. How do you want to look at it.

1170
01:20:33,479 --> 01:20:39,360
Speaker 1: Here's a deal. All of our lives, we live our

1171
01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:43,120
Speaker 1: lives in bubbles, so to speak. This is just an

1172
01:20:43,120 --> 01:20:46,559
Speaker 1: analogy everybody. We all live our lives in the bubbles.

1173
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:49,880
Speaker 1: And what I mean by bubble is not a negative thing. Instead,

1174
01:20:49,920 --> 01:20:53,200
Speaker 1: I'm saying, this is the space that we operate in.

1175
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:56,280
Speaker 1: This is the gym we go to. This is the

1176
01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:59,240
Speaker 1: Starbucks that we like. This is the church that we

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01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:01,839
Speaker 1: like to go to. These are some of our favorite

1178
01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:05,040
Speaker 1: restaurants we like to frequent. This is where we go

1179
01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:09,519
Speaker 1: with relations of our relatives and all of this. These

1180
01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:12,519
Speaker 1: is our clubs we go to for drinks and stuff

1181
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:15,479
Speaker 1: like that. This is the school we attend. This is

1182
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:18,400
Speaker 1: where we got a gym membership. This is where we

1183
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:23,880
Speaker 1: socialize and live. That's what I mean by bubble. Now

1184
01:21:24,840 --> 01:21:32,080
Speaker 1: here's the deal. If you want more, then what's in

1185
01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:38,360
Speaker 1: your bubble? Then what you have to do is put

1186
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:45,240
Speaker 1: more air in your bubble. It don't bust, it expands,

1187
01:21:45,720 --> 01:21:48,559
Speaker 1: but you got to breathe more air into it. How

1188
01:21:48,600 --> 01:21:51,960
Speaker 1: do you breathe more air into your bubble? Steve, you

1189
01:21:52,240 --> 01:21:57,479
Speaker 1: gotta start dreaming bigger. You gotta start wanting bigger. You

1190
01:21:57,600 --> 01:22:00,840
Speaker 1: gotta start keeping hope alive. You gotta hope for more

1191
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:04,040
Speaker 1: now you gotta be willing to put the work behind it.

1192
01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:07,800
Speaker 1: But in order to expand your bubble, you got to

1193
01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:11,000
Speaker 1: breathe some air into the bubble. You got to put

1194
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:14,200
Speaker 1: something inny whereas not the same old church, the same

1195
01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:17,800
Speaker 1: old Starbucks, the same old restaurant, the same old club,

1196
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:22,040
Speaker 1: the same old gym. You've got to breathe some air

1197
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:28,720
Speaker 1: into that bubble. Expand your bubble. I'm talking to myself.

1198
01:22:31,439 --> 01:22:34,920
Speaker 1: As good as a bubble as I have. I would

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01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:38,080
Speaker 1: like to be able to do some other things. Believe

1200
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:41,400
Speaker 1: it or not, there's limitations to what I can do.

1201
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:43,400
Speaker 1: You may be looking at me to my wow, man,

1202
01:22:43,479 --> 01:22:45,960
Speaker 1: what you got a limitation on? You balling? You ain't

1203
01:22:46,040 --> 01:22:49,639
Speaker 1: talking about that. There are still things I want in life.

1204
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:57,120
Speaker 1: There's more to this. So if I want more, including myself,

1205
01:22:57,760 --> 01:23:00,519
Speaker 1: I got to breathe more and to the bubble. The

1206
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:03,360
Speaker 1: bubble is yours to control. That's the beauty of it.

1207
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:06,839
Speaker 1: You have a say, soul in what what size bubble

1208
01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:09,840
Speaker 1: you got. You ain't got to keep going to the

1209
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:13,000
Speaker 1: same star books. You can try to one somewhere else

1210
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:16,280
Speaker 1: you can expand your bubble. You ain't just got to

1211
01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:18,200
Speaker 1: go to that gym and hit that and mess that

1212
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:21,680
Speaker 1: train of talking. You can't go to another gym you

1213
01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:24,280
Speaker 1: tie to that pass something. He ain't talking about nothing.

1214
01:23:24,320 --> 01:23:27,840
Speaker 1: You ain't growing, he ain't feeding you spiritually, blow some

1215
01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:31,320
Speaker 1: air in your bubble. Go to another church. You know

1216
01:23:31,439 --> 01:23:33,439
Speaker 1: when you're hearing the same thing, when it ain't working

1217
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:37,160
Speaker 1: for you. You ain't got to go to the same

1218
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:39,280
Speaker 1: happy hour. You ain't met nobody over there since you've

1219
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:42,320
Speaker 1: been going, but since it's the happy hour closest to

1220
01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:44,679
Speaker 1: the house and it's convenient, you keep going. You ain't

1221
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:47,280
Speaker 1: met nobody. You ain't network, He ain't passed out of business, called.

1222
01:23:47,400 --> 01:23:49,920
Speaker 1: You ain't did nothing. You need some more and your bubble.

1223
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:53,360
Speaker 1: And the only person that can add more in your

1224
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:57,960
Speaker 1: bubble is you. You have got to change your attitude.

1225
01:23:58,360 --> 01:24:00,840
Speaker 1: You've got to put more and your bubble. You gotta

1226
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:05,799
Speaker 1: dream bigger. Stop wanting just what's in your paycheck, because

1227
01:24:05,920 --> 01:24:08,920
Speaker 1: that's inside the bubble already. You already got what you

1228
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:12,439
Speaker 1: can afford. It's already in your bubble. You need a

1229
01:24:12,560 --> 01:24:16,360
Speaker 1: bigger bubble. The only person can breathe and into your

1230
01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:19,040
Speaker 1: bubble as you you blowing this bubble. It's like if

1231
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:20,639
Speaker 1: you got bubble gum men when you was a kid,

1232
01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:23,040
Speaker 1: used to bubble zooka bubble gum and y'all be sitting

1233
01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:25,720
Speaker 1: around trying to blow bubble. Who had the biggest bubble? Well,

1234
01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:30,560
Speaker 1: guess what. Nobody can affect your bubble but you, you

1235
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:35,960
Speaker 1: the dude. You gotta put more and your bubble. If

1236
01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:40,519
Speaker 1: you won't more, you gotta believe more. If you won't more,

1237
01:24:40,560 --> 01:24:44,000
Speaker 1: you gotta imagine more. If you won't more, you gotta

1238
01:24:44,120 --> 01:24:47,559
Speaker 1: see more for yourself. Now, if you get through seeing

1239
01:24:47,640 --> 01:24:50,000
Speaker 1: and won't and believe it and tripping and hoping, you

1240
01:24:50,080 --> 01:24:53,439
Speaker 1: got to go to work. You got to go to work.

1241
01:24:54,200 --> 01:24:58,360
Speaker 1: But guess what, Your bubble will expand. And when your

1242
01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:02,840
Speaker 1: bubble expands, you're existence will spand you will expand. Your

1243
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Speaker 1: whole being will expand. Next thing, you know, guess what

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