1 00:00:02,759 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time now for comedy roulette. 2 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: J please quickly explain. 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 2: It's putting three subjects on a wheel, spinning the wheel. 4 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 2: Where the wheel stops, we can make it money because 5 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 2: we're comedians. 6 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,320 Speaker 1: Okay, this is true. 7 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 2: All right. 8 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,599 Speaker 1: Today's categories are lies people. You know, people are going 9 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: to be telling lies and lies. People tell about why 10 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:34,839 Speaker 1: they can't pay you back your money. Lies, you tell 11 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:40,440 Speaker 1: about something you know you saw, and then oh, this 12 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: is interesting. A nice way to tell a Christian off, 13 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 1: A nice way to tell Christian off. 14 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,840 Speaker 2: All right, yeah, all right, let's spend the whe. 15 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: A nice way to tell a Christian off. 16 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 2: Let's go fellas, all right, here we go. I always 17 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 2: found that. I always found that went in an argument 18 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:15,199 Speaker 2: with the Christian, go biblical on their behind, Yeah, straight 19 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:20,040 Speaker 2: biblical and hit them with this judge ye not lest 20 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 2: you be judged, and then just walk away and then 21 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 2: you do. 22 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:24,440 Speaker 1: I like it. 23 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, Jay, I'm kind of in that same vein, but 24 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 3: I like to apply the stories directly to them when 25 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:32,760 Speaker 3: I'm arguing with Christians, like, I know he died for 26 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:36,959 Speaker 3: your sins, but you're about to go tell it, thank you? 27 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 3: What I know he died for your sins, but you're 28 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,399 Speaker 3: about to go tell him thank you? 29 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:48,279 Speaker 4: How about this right here? You know, I don't believe 30 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 4: Jesus would it? Did that? 31 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,280 Speaker 1: A nice way to tell a Christian off. 32 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, there we go, comedy roulette. Nice way to 33 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 2: tell a Christian off. You know, I don't think Jesus 34 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 2: ever had a fight, but I have. Okay, Jesus never 35 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:11,440 Speaker 2: had a fight, but I have. Okay, Yeah, this is 36 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:12,000 Speaker 2: what I do. 37 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 3: You know, the ones that think they better than everybody else. 38 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,680 Speaker 3: It's like I never saw you walk on water. 39 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 2: I didn't see it. 40 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 1: So nice way to tell a Christian off. 41 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 2: Come on, Steve. 42 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:32,400 Speaker 4: You know, I know Daniel got off the lines then, 43 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:34,679 Speaker 4: but this is my house. 44 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: Like that just went there. A nice way to tell 45 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:45,799 Speaker 1: a Christian off. 46 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 2: Jay, A nice way to tell a Christian of You know, 47 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 2: Easter is coming up. I hope you get to wear 48 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 2: that suit. You gotta lay away, Okay, keep on, keep 49 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 2: on one. 50 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:04,519 Speaker 3: Yeah, you can always apply stories in the Bible to Christians. 51 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 3: I always like the ones that hurt, like you know, 52 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 3: they be talking mess you say, uh, you know, have 53 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 3: you ever heard the story of Stoning and Stephen? Because 54 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 3: what I'm about to do. Going there, A nice way. 55 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 4: Junior off into the deep form of Christian. 56 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: You've got to know that. You know that, you know that, 57 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:31,639 Speaker 1: you know. 58 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 3: That's a nice way to tell them. 59 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 4: Now you know you aren't just supposed to read the scriptures. 60 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 1: It's a lot of judgment. 61 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 2: Mm hm. The nice way to tell a Christian of 62 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 2: you know, Hell is in the Bible, won't you go there? 63 00:03:53,800 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 3: Look, I'm not saying your daughter is from miss I'm 64 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 3: not saying that, but she got a Jezebel spirit. 65 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 2: Earlier. Yeah. 66 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I mean at least you guys are cussing. Okay, 67 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:17,080 Speaker 1: nice a nice, A. 68 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:21,159 Speaker 4: Nice way to tell a Christian off. Well, you know, 69 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 4: Kirk Franklin said it best. 70 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:29,840 Speaker 2: Hey, that's a good one. 71 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 1: Hey. You know, and that Ladies and Gentlemen is comedy roulette. 72 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: We'll have more of today's trending stories on the Steve 73 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,160 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show twenty minutes after. Right after this, you're 74 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.