WEBVTT - Jezebel Spirit

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at four minutes after the hour. It's my

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<v Speaker 1>strawberry letter for today, and the subject is she's going

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<v Speaker 1>to push me to do it. Okay, we'll get into that,

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<v Speaker 1>find out what that's all about in just a few

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<v Speaker 1>because right now it is time for the nephew and

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<v Speaker 1>today's frank phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>What you got neft?

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<v Speaker 3>Well it's Monday. Let me try to be as stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>As I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Monday makes the difference.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, Monday, you got that. You gotta know. You gotta

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<v Speaker 3>take your.

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<v Speaker 4>Like.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to tell your stupid up high when you

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<v Speaker 3>when you're doing a Monday, you can't. You can't come

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<v Speaker 3>in there with no Wednesday stupid Monday stupid got to

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<v Speaker 3>jump off. You got it. You gotta know what you're

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<v Speaker 3>talking about. Let's see that's right here. Jezebel Spirit, Jezebel Spirit.

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<v Speaker 3>We going back to the church yard. Jezebel Spirit, the

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<v Speaker 3>cat dog.

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<v Speaker 2>If you if you could hello, Hello, I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>reach sister Alicia. All right, all right, all right. You

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<v Speaker 2>may not know my voice, but I'm sure you probably

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<v Speaker 2>know me if you saw me. But I'm I'm brother

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<v Speaker 2>Greg at the church.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, how you doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good. I'm good. I'm sorry to sturb of your evening.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to reach out to you the uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the workers at the church. We had a meeting. Uh

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of the deacons and the sisters at the

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<v Speaker 2>church the have come to uh had a meeting, and

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to give you a call. Not Melanie, Melanie,

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<v Speaker 2>that's that's that's your sister, right yeah, that's my sister.

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<v Speaker 5>That's my baby sister.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, Well, now we got a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a problem, but uh uh, they felt that it would

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<v Speaker 2>be best for me to call you and discuss it

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<v Speaker 2>with you and and let you know what the you

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<v Speaker 2>know what they have agreed upon. I'm just basically the

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<v Speaker 2>messenger and I'm just calling you to give you the

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<v Speaker 2>word of what's going on.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, brother Greg, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, brother Greg Grig agree. You know, uh huh your

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<v Speaker 2>wife is in the choir, right, uh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, I know, I think I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, okay, all right, Well, like I said, Sister Alicia,

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<v Speaker 2>what the officials of the church are saying is that

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<v Speaker 2>they they're saying that they have reason to believe that

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<v Speaker 2>your sister has been having an affair with with pastors

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<v Speaker 2>and your your sister Melanie, and they saying she's having

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<v Speaker 2>and had an affair with having an affair with pastor

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<v Speaker 2>not like I said, I'm just the messenger.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, So why are y'all calling me about something Melity doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 5>They have to do with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Like like I said, the officials had a meeting and

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<v Speaker 2>what they're saying is this is nothing but a Jezebel spirit.

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<v Speaker 4>And what they don't wait, wait, wait a minute, now,

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<v Speaker 4>you be a rude.

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<v Speaker 5>Now come on and okay, I'm gonna hear you out.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you just hear me out. Now they're saying that

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<v Speaker 2>this is a Jezebel spirit and they would rather all

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<v Speaker 2>of the family not be welcome at the church anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, First of all, where.

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<v Speaker 5>Are you delivering a message to me about my sister?

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<v Speaker 5>If you have a problem with my sister, seems like

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<v Speaker 5>you will be calling my sister. Now we see step

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<v Speaker 5>for people. So why are you calling me about my

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<v Speaker 5>sister about a rumor? And now you say y'all don't

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<v Speaker 5>want me in the church.

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<v Speaker 2>What you say for the entire family. So if you

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<v Speaker 2>got some brothers, sisters, Auntie, they won't because they Evidently

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<v Speaker 2>all of the ladies in the Thompson family hell sometymee

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<v Speaker 2>of Jezebel spirit, and they don't want to wait.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait, wait, wait a minute. Now, you just just like

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<v Speaker 5>I said, now, be mindful who you're speaking to, calling

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<v Speaker 5>somebody a Jezebel. What you can't do is call somebody

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<v Speaker 5>and accuse somebody and then call them a derogatory word

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<v Speaker 5>talking about somebody a Jezebel and a Jeesebel. Now you

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<v Speaker 5>being ruth sir.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a Jezebel spirit, is what they were saying.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, that's got to be the most asinine, foolish and

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<v Speaker 5>that I have ever heard in my life. Who done that?

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<v Speaker 4>Who are you to call me?

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<v Speaker 5>Don't ask me like that? You call me like some

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<v Speaker 5>bush but who they got a jezabel Sis, that's what

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<v Speaker 5>I calls him. The kids come like you got a

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<v Speaker 5>bad ass kid? Does your mama a Jezebel?

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<v Speaker 2>Still, don't wait wait a minute, I just.

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<v Speaker 5>Does your mama? Does your red lips?

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<v Speaker 6>Were wife's out of Jezebel's spirit.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm asking you and.

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<v Speaker 6>Your ass, that's what's gonna happen. You gonna mess around

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<v Speaker 6>and get your ass whip and get drugs through the

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<v Speaker 6>damn pool, kid around with the top.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, as of right now, the family can't come to

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<v Speaker 2>the church.

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<v Speaker 6>You think we want to be around a church that

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<v Speaker 6>got people cross up asking me.

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<v Speaker 5>I show, damn do I have a Jezebel.

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<v Speaker 2>Sil But you never answered the question do you have one?

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<v Speaker 6>I might have a ring hab spear? Now you know

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<v Speaker 6>she was a good in the Bible. Now I've been

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<v Speaker 6>remember this damn church for the last eight year. I

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<v Speaker 6>don't say plenty of time to this damn church. And

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<v Speaker 6>if attack the problem with me, do tell have a

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<v Speaker 6>problem with me?

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<v Speaker 2>Just Alicia? Yeah, uh huh, let me tell you this

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<v Speaker 2>then I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>Be there before you said.

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<v Speaker 6>Another damn word.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to apologize and thinks like you got some Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>can I say this?

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<v Speaker 5>Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 4>Go ahead, I apologize, Okay, I apologize because this is

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<v Speaker 4>if youw Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and

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<v Speaker 4>you just got pranked by your sister Melanie, I'm gonna kick's.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. Was that was the girl you?

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<v Speaker 5>Melanie? Ass the dad?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know who the lady is in the choir

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<v Speaker 2>with the red lipstick day. I have no earthly idea.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, No, josephel Spirits, none of that.

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<v Speaker 6>We all right, maybe maybe your rain half like I did,

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<v Speaker 6>because you're gonna even more than one Bible.

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<v Speaker 5>She did good work for the kingdom, because you know

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<v Speaker 5>I work for the kingdom a long time.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, Oh God, I love church people, I love church.

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<v Speaker 2>Pick. Let me ask yourself, what is the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 2>show with the lab.

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<v Speaker 5>Show?

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<v Speaker 2>And there you have it?

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<v Speaker 1>There you have it, and you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that was Jezabel Spirit. Let me say this, Baltimore,

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<v Speaker 3>did we do the dog one thing? We did that thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? What what?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh if I could have bought a ticket to see

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<v Speaker 3>me out of been right there in the audience.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't what what?

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<v Speaker 3>then laying in the cut Mother's Day Weekend and evening

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<v Speaker 3>with Nephew Tommy. That is May tenth and eleven, West

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<v Speaker 3>Palm Beach, Florida. The Nephew is coming to town Mother's

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<v Speaker 3>Day Weekend. It is in the Rinker Playhouse at the

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<v Speaker 3>Crivits Center on a sign classic absolutely ravishing, I'm my dad.

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<v Speaker 3>It is an evening with Nephew Tommy. You must come

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<v Speaker 3>out and see May tenth and eleven. Take us on

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<v Speaker 3>the sail right now, West Palm Beach would never be

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<v Speaker 3>the same. Absolutely, we must meet at the club. We

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<v Speaker 3>should oh dear.

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<v Speaker 1>With Biffy nem All right, nephew, congratulations on that and

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. Coming up next Strawberry letter. The subject is

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<v Speaker 1>the subject is she's going to push me to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Morning

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