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Speaker 1: Here's number one choice Number one. Drunken woman on motorized

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Speaker 3: for number one, so let's see what the sibling rivalry

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Speaker 3: is all about. On a exquisite new EPI of Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Doll World, Up myzillion pieces, guys, gals and non binary pals.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Bananas. That over there is Scotti Landis.

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Speaker 3: That is comedian podcast host, actor writer Kurt Brown Owler.

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Speaker 3: And we're doing We're recording in the morning, which we

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Speaker 3: normally don't do. But I'm feeling it today.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 3: I'm all paint brewed up.

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Speaker 1: I am. Morning times I think are my sweet spot,

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Speaker 1: even though I've had no sleep for three weeks going on.

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Speaker 1: But morning times are probably before I start having like

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds good. I'm pretty positive. Right now, I

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Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, Hi, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 3: Welcome Saher. We're so glad to have you.

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Speaker 4: I'm so glad to be here.

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Speaker 1: can only see her this image of a unicorn with

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Speaker 4: Really seeing the authentic version of me, beautiful.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 1: Welcome, Welcome to the show. So do you want to

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Speaker 1: hear about Listen, I'm gonna be honest with you. These

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Speaker 1: because they were just happa teasers. And also the whole

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Speaker 1: Pastor resigns after incorrectly performing thousands of baptisms.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, wait, how do you incorrectly perform a right?

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Speaker 1: The Reverend Andre Orongo was leading a baptism at Saint

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Speaker 3: What have you ever had just a terrible job, like

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Speaker 3: I can give you all. I can do the article.

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Speaker 3: I don't mind, because this job it's up there. This

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Speaker 3: The good stuff. And this was sent in by I

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Speaker 3: think it's Viloschmid. It might be Voloshmid, but it's his

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Speaker 3: name's Eric, so thank you Eric Company. I like how

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Speaker 3: Ben Hooper wrote this. By the way, company offers more

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Speaker 3: than six thousand dollars to smell dog poop for two months.

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Speaker 3: What the company offers more than six thousand dollars to

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Speaker 3: It's a recent one UPI, a plant based food company

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Speaker 4: I was just thinking that why not say the number?

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Speaker 4: Why are you being so elusive with how much more

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Speaker 3: Ben justling us in how to use it. I know,

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Speaker 3: because you know, what's more than six thousand dollars one

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Speaker 4: Yeah, or six thousand and one dollars.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's either or it's either.

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Speaker 3: That's right. Omni, a company that specializes in plant based

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Speaker 3: of a plant based diet on their dogs, die, question

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Speaker 3: They're hiring one guy or gal, but it's going to

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Speaker 3: six hundred, eighty five dollars and eighty two cents.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, six thousand, six hundred and sixty six.

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Speaker 3: Dollars eighty five, six hundred.

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Speaker 4: This is the devil's work.

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Speaker 1: Also, you're required to burden upside down cross into the

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Speaker 4: Now, I see what's happening.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, waiting is sick. So yeah, two months you have

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Speaker 1: It is. I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't

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Speaker 4: Oh, you just listed a ton of other ways to

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Speaker 4: But like, why is the focus making sure that the

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Speaker 3: You know? Sometimes you just got to think the owner

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Speaker 3: just looking for feedback on their dogs stools, to see

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Speaker 3: I'm with you this year. I don't understand it, but wow,

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Speaker 3: it does feel like.

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Speaker 4: A rich man's prank. It feels like some you know,

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Speaker 4: some billionaires are like, let's see how the poor people

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Speaker 1: How much poop can we get them to smell?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like this is this is a version of

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Speaker 3: It is. It's a squid game, and it's such an

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Speaker 3: I mean, because yeah, dog shit and dogs go to

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Speaker 3: Me too is to share completely.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I just don't really want to take care of anything,

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Speaker 4: I might be acquiring a cat. I don't know yet.

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Speaker 4: There has been a cat that's been just like roaming

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Speaker 3: Button put back on your jacket. I'll chump that thread

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Speaker 3: these bushes and run across the golf course. All these

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Speaker 3: golfers are just like standing there with their clubs, and

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Speaker 3: it was like all it took was that one siren.

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Speaker 3: Suddenly we were like, oh, you're being watched all the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fascinating. My dog. My dog would do that when

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Speaker 1: when she heard a if a siren got close enough,

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Speaker 1: she would just stop and just go. And it was

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Speaker 1: like she was possessed, and then afterwards she would be

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Speaker 1: like a little embarrassed by it.

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Speaker 4: It's like, I don't know where that came from.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, it was really funny. She would always kind of

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Speaker 1: shake it off and then like keep walking. I would

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Speaker 1: always say like, oh, well, yeah, well she was she

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Speaker 1: was raised by a pack of ambulances. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: tease us into our break here with this little little

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Speaker 1: gem that second grader's handwritten book has years long wait

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Speaker 1: list after he snuck it onto library shelf.

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Speaker 3: Fantastic. Sounds so fun. We'll be right back with some

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Speaker 3: more wholesome bananas.

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Speaker 1: Folks. We are back. Just a reminder that we got

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Speaker 1: a couple of shows coming up, a.

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Speaker 3: Bunch of shows, get your butts out there.

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Speaker 1: We got Tacoma, Tacoma March nineteenth. We got Vancouver March twentieth.

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Speaker 3: It's up to you, Canada. You got to show for

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Speaker 3: Vancouver or we ain't ever coming back. You duped Kurt

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Speaker 3: once and we have not gotten.

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Speaker 1: We got Portland April fourteenth, San Francisco April fifteenth, or

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Speaker 1: maybe those are reversed. And then we're at Moon Tower

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Speaker 1: Comedy twenty first and twenty second of April in Austin, Texas,

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Speaker 1: which you're also going to be there as well.

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Speaker 4: Right, I will be there, Yes, I will, so see

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Speaker 4: you guys down there.

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Speaker 3: So you're there, we're hanging. Kurt's doing stand up too, right,

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Speaker 3: you're doing a standp night and then oh this is

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Speaker 3: Oh it's a sheer. We're gonna hang. It'll be great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be fun. Do you have any shout outs

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Speaker 1: before we get back into.

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Speaker 3: It, Scottie, I do. I have some funny ones too.

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Speaker 3: Here's the first shout out, Kurt, Hi, Terra Bray. That's it, Hi,

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Speaker 3: Terra Bray. Oh, Stephanie Lopez, it needs a birthday shout out.

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Speaker 3: March tenth from Victor. Victor said he's gonna rub your

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Speaker 3: feet all day and make you pancakes while he's in

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Speaker 3: the nude. Victor is a true wild man. So happy birthday,

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Speaker 3: Stephanie Lopez and Justine ile Ward or ile word. I'm

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Speaker 3: so sorry, Justine if I'm butchering your last name, We're

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Speaker 3: gonna go with ile Ward. Let us know that there

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Speaker 3: is a soapbox derby in June in Des Moines, Iowa,

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Speaker 3: and there's still time to enter the race. If any

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Speaker 3: bananimals that live near Des Moines want to adult stickers?

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Speaker 1: Is this an adult soapbox Derby?

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Speaker 3: The Red Bull sponsored soapbox Derby they're still looking for

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Speaker 3: if anybody wants to do this, like DM Kurt and I,

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Speaker 3: maybe we can figure out a Bananamal's version. If you

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Speaker 3: sail down that thing in a bananas this is Banana's podcast.

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Speaker 3: We could figure some sort of sponsorship out. So if

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Speaker 3: you live near Des Moines and you're gonna be there

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Speaker 3: June eighteenth, we might just sponsor your soapbox Derby car

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Speaker 3: It would be fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah, and I have one from this was

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Speaker 1: emailed in. This is from Elliott. It says, Hi, this

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Speaker 1: is Elliott. I am thirteen and my friends and I

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Speaker 1: listen to you every Tuesday on the bus. This was

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Speaker 1: a dare and I love the podcast. You're all the

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Speaker 1: best in the biz. Thanks Elliott. Elliott's great, Elliott Beber everybody.

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Speaker 3: Elliott Banana the Week thirteen years old.

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Speaker 1: That's our second thirteen year old listener, which makes me

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Speaker 1: worried about the stuff I say on this post.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, paint with every color on the palette. Kids.

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Speaker 1: Elliott, you're doing great. We are, of course here with

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Speaker 1: the wonderful Sesshier Zamada. Sesshier, thank you for being tell

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Speaker 1: us about Woke about the second season on hur Lulu.

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Speaker 4: It comes out soon, Yes, it comes out in April,

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Speaker 4: and I'm very excited. This is a show about well,

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Speaker 4: the title is woke, but it's to kind of evoke

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Speaker 4: any image of that. I feel like the first season

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Speaker 4: was about the main character kind of realizing what his

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Speaker 4: blackness meant in his artwork and in relation to his audience,

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Speaker 4: and then the second season is kind of exploring how

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Speaker 4: there are different ideas of how to be woke and

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Speaker 4: none of it's right or wrong. And I really love that.

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Speaker 4: I like exploring that and making people question it. And

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Speaker 4: it's a comedy, so it's like that's we do talk

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Speaker 4: about that stuff, but we also find a way to

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Speaker 4: poke fun at it and laugh at it and laugh

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Speaker 4: at ourselves and have fun.

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Speaker 1: That's great.

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Speaker 3: That's a great show. It's so fun.

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Speaker 1: Watch it everyone on Hulu. All Right, you guys, ready

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Speaker 1: to get back into this this child's book.

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Speaker 3: I also want to I do want to guess, so

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Speaker 3: sheer up a little bit too. You were on a

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Speaker 3: show that got buried, called Robbie with oh yeah Laen

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Speaker 3: and yourself, And I gotta say, I thought you were

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Speaker 3: fantastic on that show. I thought you were so much

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Speaker 3: like I knew you from ESENL and I knew from

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Speaker 3: the New York comedy scene. But when I watched Robbie,

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Speaker 3: I was like, so she's fucking good. So I'm sorry

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Speaker 3: they Comedy Central buried that show. But it was very funny.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Yeah, it was

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Speaker 4: a super fun show to shoot. I mean, everyone that

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Speaker 4: you listed is amazing and so fun to be around.

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Speaker 4: And we shot in Atlanta and it felt like a

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Speaker 4: nice like summer camp. But yeah, there was a lot

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Speaker 4: of changes happening in Comedy Central at that time, so

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Speaker 4: it kind of fell down the totem pole, which is

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Speaker 4: really unfortunate. And it's still available on YouTube, but yeah,

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Speaker 4: it didn't get the love that it it deserved.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Bananaals check it out on YouTube and Robbie r

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Speaker 3: O B B I E. It was just a great comedy.

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Speaker 3: It's the kind of show that should be on Comedy Central.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, the main cast is excellence this year is

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Speaker 3: excellent on it.

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Speaker 1: It is it is so fun. Comedy Central has such

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Speaker 1: a knack for doing that, of like investing money in

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Speaker 1: a show and then pretending like they don't know it exists.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like so wired. It doesn't help anybody, just put

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Speaker 4: it out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like they're almost like throw it out

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Speaker 1: the door, just like you. This is your thig.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you wanted.

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Speaker 1: This, you asked for this, all right. So this was

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Speaker 1: sent in by Instagram user Briggs. This is in People magazine.

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Speaker 1: This is we posted this. We posted the original version

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Speaker 1: of this on our Instagram. Okay, and found out Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what we found out after I read

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Speaker 1: this story again. The title is second grader's handwritten book

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Speaker 1: has years long wait list after he snuck it onto

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Speaker 1: library shelf. A book written by a second grader is

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Speaker 1: a hot commoditie at an Idaho library. Dylan hell Big

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Speaker 1: eight used a trip to the Ada Community Library's Lake

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Speaker 1: Hazel Branch and Boise with his grandmother as the perfect

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Speaker 1: chance to share his original work quote the Adventures of

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Speaker 1: Dylan Hellbig's Christmas Cris mis by quote Dylan his self,

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Speaker 1: That's all you need. While at the library in December,

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Speaker 1: Hellbig managed to slip his eighty one page book eighty

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Speaker 1: one page book made with a red notebook and designed

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Speaker 1: with colored pencils onto a shelf in the children's picture

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Speaker 1: book section without being spotted. His grandmother had no idea.

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Speaker 1: Dylan made the naughtyish move, as he described it Washington Post.

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Speaker 1: His book tells a story of hell Big decorating Ristmas Tree,

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Speaker 1: where the star blasts him to the first Thanksgiving and

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Speaker 1: the North Pole from his holiday antagonist, the Grinch, also

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Speaker 1: makes an appearance at the end. He told his mother,

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Speaker 1: Susan how Big about leaving his book on the library shelf,

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Speaker 1: but when they went to retrieve it two days later,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't there. Susan contacted the library to see if

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Speaker 1: the book had been discovered and asked that it not

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Speaker 1: be thrown away. Alex Hartman, the branch manager, told the

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Speaker 1: outlet that he and other library staffers found Dylan's book

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Speaker 1: and it was quote was too was far too obviously

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Speaker 1: special an item for us to consider getting rid of it. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it was a sneaky act, Hartman said, adding that the

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Speaker 1: employees and even his six year old son got a

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Speaker 1: good laugh at it. Dylan is a confident guy and

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Speaker 1: a generous guy. We wanted to share the He wanted

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Speaker 1: to share his story. I don't think it's a self

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Speaker 1: promotion thing. He just genuinely wanted other people to enjoy

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Speaker 1: his story. He's been a lifelong library user, so he

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Speaker 1: knows how books are shared. So then yeah, this kid. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So the bananimal connection is is the a bananimal is?

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Speaker 1: The librarian at this library contacted the media about it,

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Speaker 1: and she like she like immediately responded. She's like, I'm

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Speaker 1: a librarian who told everybody about this. So she found

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Speaker 1: the book and she was the one who because other

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Speaker 1: people were like, no, it's just a kid's book, and

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Speaker 1: she was like, no, people are gonna love this. Like,

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Speaker 1: we gotta let people know. So she wrote up a

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Speaker 1: little pr release and like sent it out, and the

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Speaker 1: kid's now been on Good Morning America. Oh wack all

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Speaker 1: this stuff. Now there's a like an over three year

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Speaker 1: long waiting list to check the book out, So people

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Speaker 1: are constantly checking the book out. And guys, wonder, if

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Speaker 1: you make something, just get it out there, get it

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Speaker 1: out there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that entrepreneur initiative. That's that's important to have. Yes,

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Speaker 4: do you think they'll make copies? Because if this is

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Speaker 4: a flimsy notebook. I'm worried for I know, for three

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Speaker 4: years of people checking it out take it to their homes.

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Speaker 4: I damage library books all the time, like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 4: the pages are bent. There's like people highlighting stuff all

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Speaker 4: the time. Like, I feel like we need to make

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Speaker 4: sure that the integrity of the actual fiscal notebook is upheld.

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Speaker 3: Agreed wants to make some copies and it can be

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Speaker 3: a limited run ten copies. Like, yeah, I agree, Kurt.

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Speaker 3: Did you I'm sorry, did you have that librarian's name?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: You know what, I will, I'll look it up right now.

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Speaker 3: We will plug it because and we're going to dedicate

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Speaker 3: this one. We've done this before, but we're gonna do

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Speaker 3: it again to librarians far wide. We love those librarians.

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Speaker 3: You know, libraries are very strange place these days. I'm

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Speaker 3: sure it's like little kids come in, people listen to

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Speaker 3: audible books or audiobooks at home, and then lots of

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Speaker 3: people use it as a public bathroom. So lib librarians.

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Speaker 3: One of my good friends, Rachel, is a librarian, and

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Speaker 3: the story she told about people having sex in the

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Speaker 3: libraries zoom people. Yeah, just like finding people's passed out

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Speaker 3: and sleeping libraries. It's a it's a crossroads of the

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Speaker 3: human experience.

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Speaker 1: I've got The librarian's name is Page Beache. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: she's not the one who sent the story to us

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Speaker 1: in the first place, which is the craziest part.

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Speaker 3: She's humble.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she was so excited that someone sent it in,

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Speaker 1: So thank you, Page. I used to do this thing

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Speaker 1: years ago where I would go into uh, like grocery

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Speaker 1: stores and drug stores and buy a bunch of greeting

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Speaker 1: cards and then take them home and then like like

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Speaker 1: alter them with like alternate endings to the greeting cards

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Speaker 1: and then sneak them back into the store and then

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Speaker 1: put them back on the shelf. And I would just

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Speaker 1: do it constantly. I did it for like two years,

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Speaker 1: like every other day. And can you remember any idea one? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I remember one. It was I think it was the

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Speaker 1: front of it said your too, uh and then on

650
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Speaker 1: the inside I just wrote only one more year until memories.

651
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you did a lot. Used to post it on

652
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,800
Speaker 3: social media sometimes, but it was such a great idea

653
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 3: because it's what you and I like, which is like

654
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 3: a hidden time bomb of you. Somebody eventually was going

655
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,400
Speaker 3: to get that all my I like old postcards, like

656
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,320
Speaker 3: to find them, and I love the ones that somebody

657
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 3: started writing a postcard and bailed on it, which happens

658
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 3: a lot. Oh yeah, it'll be like you know, on

659
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 3: the front, it'll be like a donkey or something, and

660
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 3: they'll be like made a friend and then that's it,

661
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 3: and they're like who was she going to and why

662
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:54,720
Speaker 3: did they second guess this postcard? Like, oh, John's gonna

663
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 3: hate this. I forgot he got kicked by a mule

664
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 3: ones he's gonna I love all those little moments that kid.

665
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Speaker 4: Yeah, my dad actually gave me a story that I wrote,

666
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 4: I think when I was in elementary school, and it

667
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 4: was like the Magical Dresser or something like that, and

668
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 4: I read it and it was it's actually pretty dark,

669
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 4: it really and had it had nothing to do with

670
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 4: the dresser. I don't know why I titled it that way,

671
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 4: but it's actually about this like Chinese dynasty family where

672
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 4: the daughter wanted to like be the the empress and

673
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:39,360
Speaker 4: started killing her sisters in different ways, I like mapped

674
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 4: out different ways, different ways these these sisters were dying

675
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 4: and and she got what she wanted.

676
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: But at what costs?

677
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, And now she and now she's alone, you know,

678
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 4: and like maybe that's the lesson. It's lonely at the top.

679
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you did what Kurt did with greeting cards, but

680
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 3: you did it to have Disney story, which is like

681
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 3: you basically did Cinderella, but then just had Cinderella have

682
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 3: some Payback, which is maybe a better movie.

683
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, there's a there's a real lesson there. You

684
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 4: shouldn't want royalty. You shouldn't want to be so bloodthirsty

685
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 4: they get to the top that you end up killing

686
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Speaker 4: all your sisters.

687
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 3: Don't do it. Not this year.

688
00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: It is all interesting about the Disney stuff. This was

689
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: our friend Rich blomb Quizz offhandedly mentioned it to me,

690
00:38:28,719 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: and I can't stop thinking about it. Is that every

691
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: Disney like Princess story or like every Disney story for

692
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: the most part, is about how the parent, like you

693
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 1: shouldn't listen to your parents. Your parents are like across

694
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 1: the board. Like Molana's dad doesn't want Mawana to go

695
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: out on the ocean, and so she's like, no, you're wrong,

696
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: I'm going to do that, and then that's success that

697
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 1: Milan the same thing, and the dad doesn't want her

698
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: to go to war. She's like, no, you're wrong, I'm

699
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: going to go to war. And then you know that's

700
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: the need that she needs. So yeah, So just to

701
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 1: know I'm the only parent on this podcast at this point,

702
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,359
Speaker 1: but just to know that your death is the only

703
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: thing that'll allow your children.

704
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 4: To oh no, oh no.

705
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 1: The death of your authority is what gives birth life

706
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Speaker 1: to children.

707
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 4: Because finally they can go on their own way. Yeah, yeah,

708
00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,360
Speaker 4: fulfill their destiny without you.

709
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Speaker 3: Right, And yeah, that is really good. I've never thought

710
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 3: about I've never written an animated movie, but now I

711
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 3: know where to begin.

712
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really interesting.

713
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Speaker 3: The thing I love about that Dylan's story is like

714
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 3: those kind of stories, like a kid took the initiative

715
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 3: to not only pen a book, probably illustrated it, and

716
00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 3: then snuck into a library so he probably had it

717
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 3: stuffed up his shirt or a book back or something

718
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 3: put it on there. And then the fact that adults

719
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 3: a lot of people like us, and that people that

720
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 3: listen to our podcast like just want a little taste

721
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 3: of it, just want to be a part of this

722
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 3: cool thing for whatever years in years, those are the weird,

723
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 3: silly things that actually give me tons of hope. In

724
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 3: spite of everything going on in the world, Like there's

725
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 3: this thread of kindness that kind of bounces around and

726
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 3: it's so fun when it started by just an innocent

727
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 3: kid who had an idea, or anybody who has an idea.

728
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 3: So I think Kurtie B and I would encourage anybody

729
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 3: to be silly in your own town because you don't

730
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 3: know if it's just gonna launch this thing that's really

731
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 3: fun and everybody gets to enjoy it. I mean, we've

732
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 3: talked shit on santacon before, but whoever originally started that

733
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 3: it was a great idea, go to bars with your

734
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,319
Speaker 3: friends just to saying it. It's a great idea. Of

735
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,720
Speaker 3: course escalated to this point where now it's all bros

736
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 3: and assholes, but at some point it was a cool,

737
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,240
Speaker 3: great idea. So we encourage you to start something small

738
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 3: and look what can happen.

739
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Speaker 1: Is, oh, do you know what I mean? It would

740
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Speaker 1: be fun to do Bananacon. It would be fun to

741
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: do Bananacon. Just get as many people and if you

742
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,240
Speaker 1: just keep it small where it's like two hundred people

743
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: dressed in banana costumes and you just go all day long.

744
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,799
Speaker 1: We had we should do that, Well, you should figure out, well,

745
00:40:58,840 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 1: what the activities be.

746
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 3: Exactly figure out those activities.

747
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: Slides slides would be involved. Banana's going down slides is

748
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: very funny.

749
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, splits contest split banana splits.

750
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, we would have to get ice cream at some

751
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: point as well.

752
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. I've always wanted to do a downhill one k

753
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 3: that starts at eleven am, so everybody gets a medal

754
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 3: and a trophy. So race because all those people that

755
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 3: brag about marathons and stuff, it's like, yeah, but did

756
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 3: you do a downhill one k?

757
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,359
Speaker 1: The banana downhill one k?

758
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 3: And that's where we start with. Maybe that's where it starts,

759
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 3: and then we all just do a slight bar crawl

760
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 3: and a splits competition. Could you do a split? Do

761
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 3: you want to come and judge this competition?

762
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 4: I cannot do one, but I can definitely judge. I

763
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 4: know what they're supposed to look like.

764
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:59,400
Speaker 1: That's it, all right, Teasus tesus to want to wrap

765
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Speaker 1: this puppy h.

766
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Speaker 3: Oo Oki Doki. This was sent in by Ashley b

767
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 3: Thank you, Ashley b U. This is from Kurt's favorite website,

768
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 3: All That's Interesting dot com. He won't stop texting me

769
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 3: about it.

770
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 1: Look the thing about it is that it's all that's interesting.

771
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: All right. It's like, imagine something interesting, they have it,

772
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 1: they cover it.

773
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 3: Okay, it's crazy. Whenever I'm over his house, bells and

774
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 3: whistles and alarms are going off. Happens to the closest computer.

775
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 3: He's got one tape to the wall in every room,

776
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 3: and he's like, and.

777
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Speaker 4: Interesting is a large umbrella. Like it's not necessarily fascinating

778
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 4: or good or bad. It's interesting, just something of interest.

779
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: It takes up all my time. I have ticker tapes

780
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: in every room.

781
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,760
Speaker 3: The kids they're holding their stomach with hunger pains around

782
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 3: their house, constantly refreshing. All that's interesting dot com written

783
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Speaker 3: by here's a great name, Kaleina Fraga or yeah, Kaleina Fraga.

784
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Speaker 3: Thank you, best in the bez, best in the business,

785
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 3: Colleina Fraga. At all that's interesting dot com? Here we go.

786
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Speaker 3: This is an interesting story. Actually, you know what, As

787
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 3: I'm about to say it, they ain't wrong. Georgia woman

788
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 3: was just charged with faking a pregnancy to get paid

789
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 3: time off. Okay, oh yes, oh yes, So Robin Folsom's

790
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 3: colleagues became suspicious when they noticed her baby bump was

791
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 3: a skew. So if you're gonna lie, lie big right,

792
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 3: And then she sent them inconsistent photos of her fake children. Oh,

793
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 3: so here we go. Sometimes people lie and say that

794
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 3: they're sick to skip work. Who hasn't it's fun to do.

795
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:50,720
Speaker 3: But a Georgia woman named Robin Folsom went one step

796
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Speaker 3: further when she faked a pregnancy in order to get

797
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 3: seven weeks of paid time off.

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Speaker 1: Wow, this is amazing. So that means also she had

799
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Speaker 1: the baby bump for what probably at least three to

800
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: four months every day at work, like she had to

801
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: wear Oh yeah, and it had to grow, it had

802
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: to get bigger throughout over time. Wow, this is a commitment.

803
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: There's a lot of commitment.

804
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 3: You might it's maybe harder than having a child. You

805
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 3: might get that, you know. Now she's facing three counts

806
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:24,480
Speaker 3: of making false statements and one count of identity fraud.

807
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 3: Oh when isn't this crazy? So when Folsom's employer first

808
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 3: sent us the case, we thought there had to be

809
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 3: a misunderstanding because we could not believe it, said State

810
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 3: Inspector General Scott McAfee.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's what I thought. This was going to be

812
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: a reporter at all all That's interesting dot com that

813
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 1: the guy was like, I'm sending this to all That's interesting.

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Speaker 5: Helena Fragga, according to a news release and out by

815
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Speaker 5: the Office of the Inspector, Folsom, who's forty three, told

816
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Speaker 5: elaborate lies about her pregnancy while working as the Director

817
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Speaker 5: of External Affairs at the Georgia Vocational Rehabit See the GVR.

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Speaker 3: But she informed the agency about her pregnancy in late

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Speaker 3: twenty twenty and claimed to give birth in May twenty

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Speaker 3: twenty one. But Falsom's colleagues quickly grew suspicious. I mean,

821
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Speaker 3: don't you want to just work in this office for

822
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 3: the nine months where this charade went on, they grew suspicious.

823
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Speaker 3: Though Falsom had a baby bump, one of her colleagues

824
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 3: noticed something wasn't quite right about it. In March twenty

825
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 3: twenty one, a coworker observed that the lower portion of

826
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 3: Wholesome's stomach had come away from her body.

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Speaker 4: Oh boy, oh.

828
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Speaker 3: Boy, and believe Falsam wore a fake pregnancy stomach. In addition,

829
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Speaker 3: Falsome allegedly sent photos of her new baby to various

830
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 3: GVR employees. However, the pictures appear to be inconsistent and

831
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 3: depicted children with varying skin tones. So she was just

832
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Speaker 3: picking and choose.

833
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 4: Wait, so she was saying that she had She was saying,

834
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Speaker 4: not only is the baby in her stomach face, but

835
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Speaker 4: also she had children at home that were fake.

836
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Speaker 3: Yes, that's correct, that's exactly what she'll say. And she's

837
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Speaker 3: got she's got a lot going on. Yeah, it gets well,

838
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 3: she has.

839
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Speaker 1: To continue through, right, she has to continue through. But

840
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 1: that's the best part. If she hadn't been caught, like

841
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 1: five years down the line, she'd have to be like, oh,

842
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: here's little Jeremy like show a picture of a five

843
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 1: year old as people.

844
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well taking videos in the park of other people's

845
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 3: kids running and doing stuff from very far away. So

846
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 3: hu's where it gets even wilder. I would say, okay,

847
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 3: which okay, So the colleagues start identifying her fraud. GVR

848
00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 3: employees and human resources started putting two and two together.

849
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,240
Speaker 3: Things weren't adding up, and thankfully they didn't just struggle

850
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 3: a shrug it off. They realized that something more serious

851
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 3: was happening, so they know Folsom was appeared to be

852
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,400
Speaker 3: motivated by having paid time off after she gave birth

853
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 3: on May first, twenty twenty. A man named.

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00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm excited.

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Speaker 3: A man named bran O tem Bembeewey brand b r

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Speaker 3: a n o O tem ben Bwee bembie Weee emailed

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Speaker 3: leaders at her office claiming to be the father of

858
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Speaker 3: Falsom's newborn baby and said that Folsom's doctor had quote

859
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 3: mandated several weeks of rest following the delivery. As a result,

860
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 3: Falsom superiors gave her seven weeks of paid leave.

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Speaker 1: Oh this isn't just like normal that they get. People

862
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: get seven weeks of paid leave at this at this

863
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,880
Speaker 1: employer they like. They worked it out to get seven weeks.

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Speaker 3: Government employees in Georgia can take up to twelve weeks

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Speaker 3: of unpaid leave.

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Speaker 1: But it has to be someone has to call and

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Speaker 1: say they need it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. A man named bran Oat Mambabe boy. But bran

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Speaker 3: Oat mambay Bay was merely a product of Falshom's imagination.

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Speaker 3: What he does not exist? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Brand doesn't exist?

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Speaker 3: Who brandwe? Whoa you know a first name that's from

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Speaker 3: I guess Game of Thrones?

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Speaker 1: Maybe a brand A.

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Speaker 3: Name that sounds loosely African or very African. So she

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Speaker 3: really really picking.

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Speaker 4: And choosing about like, there's no way they're going to

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Speaker 4: catch this. They're not going to question a name like that.

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Speaker 4: Of course this person is real.

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Speaker 3: Of course they're not gonna my mother the father of

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Speaker 3: my varying colored children, brand Otimmbaywe. So we ultimately didn't

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Speaker 3: find any evidence that he existed, said McAfee. That's why

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Speaker 3: she has been charged with identity fraud. This is not

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Speaker 3: the first time falsehom Is faked a pregnancy.

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Speaker 4: What oh god.

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Speaker 3: I can't she could have just had a baby, but

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Speaker 3: I'm very glad that she didn't. Honestly, after reading this story,

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Speaker 3: she claimed to have given birth in July twenty twenty

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Speaker 3: as well, So just just a couple of years back.

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Speaker 3: And in August twenty twenty one, after three months after

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Speaker 3: the birth was questioned, she informed her employees that she

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Speaker 3: was pregnant once again. So she just doubled down and

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Speaker 3: said I'm pregnant again.

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Speaker 1: Three months later.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so the Office of Vital Yeah, Irish twins. They

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Speaker 3: checked the Office of Vital records to review birth certificates

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Speaker 3: and found that there were no children. Folsom had no

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Speaker 3: children or no indication that Folsom had ever delivered a child.

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Speaker 3: After lying to investigators about o tem Membewe and the

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Speaker 3: existence of her children, Folsom resigned from her position sadly

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Speaker 3: and is now facing criminal charges. She is facing Oh,

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Speaker 3: if she's found guilty on April fourth, she could spend

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Speaker 3: up to twenty five years in prison.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, under.

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Speaker 3: Finds way too much.

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Speaker 1: This is two months in jail. Pop, Yeah, twenty five harsh,

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Speaker 1: that's sane.

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Speaker 3: I agree, we all are in agreement. Just some community service,

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Speaker 3: you know.

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Speaker 1: Yes, or actually probably just mental health counseling. Is probably

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Speaker 1: has something going on, you.

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Speaker 4: Know, yeah, I think it's evidence of something else going on,

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Speaker 4: not necessarily many things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not a criminal mastermind that needs to be behind bars.

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Speaker 4: Because like who was harmed? Like people were confused, but

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Speaker 4: like no one.

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Speaker 1: Was the craziest part, right, no one was harmed. All

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Speaker 1: it did was create confusion and maybe she made a

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Speaker 1: couple a couple bucks and that's it.

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Speaker 3: That's crazact what you took. Yeah, do some community service.

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Speaker 3: And then also that office, uh, the office that she

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Speaker 3: works in sounds like probably like most office spaces, not

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Speaker 3: that great kind of boring. You might even say she

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Speaker 3: just gave them the greatest story lives. When these people

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Speaker 3: were tired in their own out of the cruise in

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Speaker 3: the middle of the ocean, they go, I'll tell you

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Speaker 3: a story about a lead. Yes, make two pregnancies. And

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Speaker 3: we noticed and then that story. Yeah, belly wasn't only

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Speaker 3: unhinged on the bottom, but was hanging off the side

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Speaker 3: of her head.

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Speaker 4: She brought a baby to work that wasn't hers. We

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Speaker 4: don't know whose baby that was.

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Speaker 3: Baway.

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Speaker 1: Try to make a baby, the president of the company.

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Speaker 3: The movie Baby is based on false.

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Speaker 1: Closersh So Sheer, Thank you so much for being with

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Speaker 1: us today. Uh what what plug stuff? Tell us where

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Speaker 1: to find you all that ship.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I am filling my stand up special in DC

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Speaker 4: June third, and I'm touring up until then, so you

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Speaker 4: can see all my tour dates on sasher dot com

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Speaker 4: and all my socials are at The Sheer Truth t

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Speaker 4: h E Sheer Truth and Which Woke when it comes

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Speaker 4: out in April on Hulu. Home Economics on ABC is

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Speaker 4: still airing I think until April, so you can watch

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Speaker 4: that every Wednesday, and then that comes out on Hulu

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Speaker 4: the next day. Best Friends podcast comes out every Wednesday,

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Speaker 4: and all that good stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great.

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Speaker 3: Good.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at all of your dates and you're hitting

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Speaker 1: so many of the same places that we just played.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Nice, it's like the White Rabbit Cabaret is so fun.

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Speaker 1: Dan in Chicago. Have you've been at the Danish?

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Speaker 4: I haven't been yet.

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Speaker 1: It's so nice. It's really very very pleasant. Oh nice,

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Speaker 1: and we'll see it in Austin. Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for being here.

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Speaker 3: Come back anytime.

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Speaker 4: Yes, thank you for having me. This is fun. I

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Speaker 4: learned so much.

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Speaker 3: Yes where Yeah no, this has been an exactly right production, produced.

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Speaker 1: And engineered by Katie.

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Speaker 3: Levine, music by Kahan, and all.

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Speaker 1: Of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 3: where we post stories every day and things that we

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Speaker 3: don't cover on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: or wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 3: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 3: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.