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Speaker 1: Oooh, you're listening to mess Okay, we made it. We

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited at my energy. It's back. You've got

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Speaker 1: some rest. I did not. Oh it's not I.

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Speaker 2: When I start a show, I could really binge it

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Speaker 2: if I could.

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Speaker 1: If I could, if it's really good, I could finish

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Speaker 1: it in one sitting, which is disgusting.

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Speaker 2: I think we should bring back episodes coming out one

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Speaker 1: But you know what I don't. I don't like watching

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Speaker 1: it with everybody.

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Speaker 2: I would like, actually wait because if everybody's hyping up

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Speaker 2: at the same time, I don't want to get involved

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Speaker 2: with that. I want to do it on my time,

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Speaker 2: you know. But it just so happened that I got

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Speaker 2: caught up in the hype because everybody's been talking about

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Speaker 2: it on tiktook. We'll talk about tell the people what

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Speaker 2: you're talking about, because we don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: It's a show called It's All Her Fault, And I said, damn, women, damn.

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Speaker 2: But also that's how I look at it. It is

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Speaker 2: all her fault. Oh, whoever her is, it's her fault.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I usually say her.

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Speaker 2: Is my mom, but whatever it is her fault. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's it's and we're starting at the source and it's

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Speaker 2: my mom. But yeah, it's with Sarah Snook from Severance.

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Speaker 1: She's in it.

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Speaker 2: And then what's the other one, succession one of them

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Speaker 2: about white people doing you know, white collar embezzlement and

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Speaker 2: whatnot in really thousand dollars suits and whatnot. But yeah, her,

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Speaker 2: then then Lawrence from Insecure j Ellish, Yeah, not as mine,

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Speaker 2: no more. Yeah, I love when our people out here working.

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Speaker 2: And then remember the guy who was in Crash, the

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Speaker 2: guy who was like the invisible cloak.

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Speaker 1: Remember the dude was like fix the.

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Speaker 2: Lock was telling the guy the door guy or the

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Speaker 2: lock guy, the lock guy, Oh, yes, okay, he's in it. Yes,

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Speaker 2: And it was so crazy because I was looking at

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Speaker 2: him and I was like, I'm just waiting for him

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Speaker 1: You need a new door.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, the invisible invisible cloak where I cry

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Speaker 2: it's here. Remember Crash, I really everybody said how corny

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Speaker 2: it was, but.

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Speaker 1: Like I like, I loved it was amazing.

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Speaker 2: Mister Reese Witherspoon was in that what's his name justin

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Speaker 2: Timberlake's dupe.

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Speaker 1: That's that's what we're talking about, the same guy.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Ryan, Yes, just related dupe, Yes exactly.

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Speaker 1: So I watched the whole thing.

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Speaker 2: I went to bed at like two something, and I

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Speaker 2: got back up at sets crazy. We made a pack

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Speaker 2: that we were gonna go to bed at midnight last night,

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Speaker 2: and I text you at twelve oh.

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Speaker 1: One, Hey girl, go to bed and you said the

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Speaker 1: bed feels good. It say good that queen. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I watch it. It's phenomenal.

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Speaker 2: I will get into it again, maybe on a solo episode,

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Speaker 2: but yeah, I recommend everybody watching.

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Speaker 1: It's on Peacock. Wooh, you know that was my mess.

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Speaker 2: My mess is, yo, people are really shutting down their apps.

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Speaker 2: They're not paying no more. They said no Netflix, no,

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Speaker 2: no Hulu, no Peacock. I have to run through a

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Speaker 2: couple of people to get to the peacock.

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Speaker 1: So you got the peacock. I got it. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: text her friend.

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Speaker 2: In a thirty year shut out to Larry Larry Owens,

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Speaker 2: thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Wow shout out shout out to him. I love it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So that was my mess. I need to pay

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Speaker 2: I told you this morning. I have the Disney Hulu package,

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Speaker 2: but it's with ads.

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Speaker 1: So that's fine. Yeah, the way the world is going,

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Speaker 1: you need a little break.

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Speaker 2: Run to the bathroom. Your little cheese will run off

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Speaker 2: through something, peese will and check your emails. Yes that

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Speaker 2: I do need a break. That you do ignore you

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Speaker 2: do it, and I know you home and I know.

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Speaker 1: You can see it. First of all, it doesn't matter

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Speaker 2: This email did not find me, well, it found me unwell, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Marie. What's your mess week? My messed this week?

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Speaker 1: The US government? Uh raggedy.

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Speaker 2: You've been around since seventeen seventy six, right, you still

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Speaker 2: haven't figured it out. So I was in Chicago this

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Speaker 2: All my flights were seven six am flights, which I

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Speaker 2: on Sunday morning. You sure did, which was mad because

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Speaker 2: you know, Dwayne Perkins' birthday party. Huh, you got there late.

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Speaker 2: need to stop the snooze. Snooze, eliminate the snooze.

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Speaker 1: The alarm never went off. Oh, it's my phone.

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Speaker 2: that's the biggest opst The biggest op is your phone.

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Speaker 2: I said, seven oh one, seven oh one, that's what

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Speaker 1: You know, I hadn't packed. So I'm oh, my god, friend.

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Speaker 2: Thrown it in the bag, right, I get I get downstairs,

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Speaker 2: I get in my uber. The driver's like, what time

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Speaker 2: is your flight? I was like, right now? Who was

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Speaker 2: eight am, right, miss. I'm like, well, apparently I had

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Speaker 2: booked the first class ticket because you know, I care

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Speaker 2: He said, are you going to I see Luardia? Are

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Speaker 2: I said, well, I just missed my flight. Maybe they

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Speaker 2: Now in your business okay, sir, you know my Hawaii tenerary.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something in my heart, I said,

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Speaker 2: I missed the flight. I'm not missing the lounge.

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Speaker 1: NA missing the lounge. So I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: He's like, you know, a message of my super far

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Speaker 1: So let her know how all I did today. I

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Speaker 2: but shout out to Darren. So I had been rebooked

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Speaker 1: Then they were like all the flights out canceled.

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Speaker 2: So I'm talking to I'm talking to you, I'm talking

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Speaker 2: trying to like figure out how I'm getting back and

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Speaker 2: I said, girl, you know I don't want to, but

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Speaker 2: All the JFK flights, all the LaGuardia of everything was booked. Finally,

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Speaker 2: get you on is eight twenty five tomorrow PM. No,

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Speaker 2: I've been here since eight o'clock in the morning. You

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Speaker 2: told me I can't leave till eight o'clock tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Now, No, ma'am girl. And that happened to us when

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Speaker 2: Yes, but I was like, am I going to be

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Speaker 2: reimbursed for this? And they said, oh, Delta doesn't reimburse

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Speaker 2: This is the government, so you will not be reimbursed.

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Speaker 2: They said, they ain't got nothing to do with me.

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Speaker 2: They're like, no hotel either. No, they got a lot

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Speaker 2: I'm basically platinum anyway. I was on stand by for

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Speaker 2: She called Delta and she was like, we got you

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Speaker 2: no longer stand by. You're on that flight.

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Speaker 2: I'm at the airport for twelve I'm sitting on the

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Speaker 2: And then they had the nerve to have turbulence. So

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Speaker 2: I the government is messed. Delta is mess, the clouds

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Speaker 2: is mess. No, no, no, Marie, let's start with the

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Speaker 2: who started the mess. You you missed the flight, and

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Speaker 2: you were supposed to take the seven am flight so

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Speaker 2: you could get to New York early because we had

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Speaker 2: a concert for Kate Trenada, because I got your tickets

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Speaker 2: for your birthday. You sing all that miss miss, but

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Speaker 2: you're right, you are one hundred percent right. Seven thirty

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Speaker 2: flight and the nine thirty flight are the only flights

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Speaker 2: that left on time? Yeah, yeah, the only flights. And

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Speaker 2: then everything else just two, three, four, five ten hours delays.

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Speaker 1: Crazy, Marie, wo crazy.

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Speaker 2: And people on Instagram are like, you could stay with me,

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Speaker 2: I can drive you take a train. I was like,

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Speaker 2: the train is gonna call. It's gonna take me a

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Speaker 2: whole day. I'd rather wait. Also, to be fair, I

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Speaker 2: was in the lounge of the entire time. You were

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Speaker 2: a li and just fine. I had nine plates of food.

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Speaker 2: I was drinking for free.

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Speaker 1: They have showershowers.

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Speaker 2: I didn't take a shower, but they have them. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: and everybody in the in the lounge was like stressed

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Speaker 2: and tired and over it.

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Speaker 1: But imagine I was in the regular airport for those

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Speaker 1: twelve hours. I couldn't imagine. That's the hell. Yeah, shout

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Speaker 3: The shutdown is about to be I was like, moving forward.

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Speaker 3: Turkey Lurkey season.

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Speaker 2: First of all, people by their turkeys, and now you

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Speaker 2: Think the shutdown should happen because I like this. Everybody

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Speaker 1: For what? The first of all, we all.

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Speaker 2: Know that everybody's family is fucked up.

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Speaker 1: That's just my dad's sid. I'm just saying, who were

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Speaker 2: Listen, you going there, you ain't got nobody and they're like,

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Speaker 1: This is are you bringing this today? The specifics in

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Speaker 1: Might be her. They fall, but it's her fault. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: One step forward, colonize your holidays.

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Speaker 3: You're celebrating the white men coming and talking to the

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Speaker 2: Come on, let me go and buckles the hand. You're

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that hand should be a hand. That should be

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Speaker 3: a Black power fist. You can't make a turkey from that.

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Speaker 1: All my turkeys. Look, Jay, what's up?

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Speaker 2: Because I have the Hulu with ads now, I did

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Speaker 2: watch your new.

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Speaker 3: Special Thank you yes man, Yes ma'am, Yes ma'am, Yes ma'am.

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Speaker 1: And you only say yes ma'am. I think one time

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Speaker 1: I said it one time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I said to my mama, an important part of

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Speaker 3: get Hulu with ads. If you want to get Disney,

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Speaker 3: read download Disney plus. Jimmy Kimmel is back on the air,

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Speaker 3: Stop and John protesting and Disney Walt Disney was a Nazi.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so it's Kanye wh wow, please please. But Walk

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Speaker 2: Jay, you were making it work for You were like, listen,

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Speaker 2: we need a Disney Hulu plug.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I said, that's come on, let's do something with it.

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Speaker 3: But they were fun, they were wild. I went to

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Speaker 3: You put everything in a trash bag, and the trash

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Speaker 1: We had clothing you back there like this. You don't

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Speaker 3: And someone who you don't know, who you met that night,

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Speaker 1: Did they lift you up by your jockstrap? And like

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Speaker 3: They went you ever what anyway?

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Speaker 1: You said you special? Special? You know I got a

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Speaker 3: Everyone can't be on only y'all, we've reached critical mass?

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Speaker 1: Is that your mess? Is that? No, that's a little

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Speaker 3: Everybody can't everybody someone's gotta pay for it, are you?

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Speaker 2: So you're saying everybody can't be on OnlyFans, not everybody.

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Speaker 3: I think we're within six months of being like, okay,

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Speaker 1: We don't we got enough everyone. We're everybody only fans.

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Speaker 3: Everyone they here, everyone here, everyone here knows somebody only

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Speaker 1: Like personally, yeah, yeah, no, I know, maybe like.

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Speaker 1: It's your community. It's not you know what, that's us.

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Speaker 1: That's on us, that's on us.

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Speaker 3: But they everybody on there, everybody, and sometimes you see

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Speaker 3: the pictures, you go, can I give you some notes?

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Speaker 2: No, if you know money, but I'm gonna give you

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Speaker 3: You don't know about the hair, with the hair, the

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Speaker 1: You can go stop it. She did not. You can go.

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Speaker 1: You can go Michael Jackson all the way, Michael Jackson.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Kim, you gotta get and the force you the

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Speaker 2: capitalism has gone out of country.

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Speaker 3: But the forese is also the foresea is on the

436
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,399
Speaker 3: brown panties and the blonde panties. So you could you

437
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,080
Speaker 3: can have like a kinky Rachel. You can have an

438
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:08,400
Speaker 3: albinism situation where how does.

439
00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:08,800
Speaker 1: She know this?

440
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,160
Speaker 2: Who is doing the work to find out what different

441
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,440
Speaker 2: pubeses on different bodies.

442
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:19,520
Speaker 1: I've done some research, You've done some research. No research

443
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 1: can be honest. The people I've been with.

444
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:30,639
Speaker 3: If there's one Gucci expert on this podcast, one Ucci

445
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:32,240
Speaker 3: expert on every podcast.

446
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:33,760
Speaker 1: You got a.

447
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:39,359
Speaker 2: Cookie ex brow you anybody in here? Hey, I'm a

448
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 2: partaker of the Kuchie. She is a coucie connoisseur, not

449
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 2: a coochie connoisseur. Y'all think I've been in but.

450
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 1: You see them, I know, but sometimes it's against my will.

451
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 1: I didn't want to see those. You can drive by flashy.

452
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 2: Know you when you This is the thing about being

453
00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:03,640
Speaker 2: with older women who.

454
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, yes, okay.

455
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 2: Yes, First of all, I grew up with very modest elders,

456
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 2: but then when I got with people who are, like,

457
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Speaker 2: you know, not as old as sixty five, like around

458
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Speaker 2: my mom and and then her people, I mean, coochies

459
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,400
Speaker 2: is out, bushes is out, people have that. I don't

460
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,919
Speaker 2: know if she would wear the panties that just like

461
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:29,480
Speaker 2: the elastic is loose, a rip is on the side.

462
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,600
Speaker 2: And sometimes she's just like, hey, I want to sit

463
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 2: sit on my couch without nothing on. She said, this

464
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:41,640
Speaker 2: is my couch and it was a leather couch come

465
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Speaker 2: from get.

466
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Speaker 1: On a leather couch.

467
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but in the summertime or the winter time, you asking,

468
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,440
Speaker 2: you're really good at journalism.

469
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Speaker 1: Thank you? You know.

470
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

471
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,119
Speaker 3: You know who's getting horny listening to this? JD Vans.

472
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Speaker 3: He said, wait a second, cow a couch. I'm about

473
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 3: to the couch.

474
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

475
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 2: But then I got older and I was in the pandemic,

476
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:07,119
Speaker 2: and there was a couple of times I said, on

477
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Speaker 2: the couch with no panties on.

478
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 1: Okay, you're wearing a robe that's open, is it? Bear?

479
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 1: Just bearkay on it. After I took a.

480
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Speaker 3: Shower, I'll do what I open, I'll do a robe

481
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 3: open on the couch, on the couch ready, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

482
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,760
Speaker 3: I've never just said we digging a new couch and

483
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 3: the husband says, I cannot be naked on this couch,

484
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,640
Speaker 3: which I understand.

485
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 1: What color is a couch.

486
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Speaker 3: It's like a swayed Yeah that's not a good Yeah.

487
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Speaker 1: Yeah. It catches everything. It catches oistures and oil pair

488
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 1: we yeah, swayed and anyone who has done I forgot

489
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:46,360
Speaker 1: about the balls and they hang. So it's like basically after.

490
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 3: The shower, the after a shower, balls.

491
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Speaker 1: On today, like on the day like today.

492
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Speaker 3: This is how when I was walking here, they're here

493
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Speaker 3: when I was talking a shower like, Man.

494
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Speaker 2: I could never do this act out because I don't

495
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 2: know balls like what they're doing Sidney expert and you

496
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 2: don't know nothing nothing.

497
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: Listen, I dabbled in ball. I know you know both.

498
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: I don't I know nothing. Not listen. If Sidney is

499
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Speaker 1: a virgin now we're rebranding Sidney is a version I

500
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: have not Listen, I'm not a virgin.

501
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 2: I just want people to know that, like, I am

502
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 2: not the end all be all of what it like

503
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 2: the couchie is lesbian.

504
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,040
Speaker 1: I'm not an expert. You're not calling you an expert.

505
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 2: Well, I did said a degree.

506
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 1: This room is an expert. It's you.

507
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm in coucci. I'm I get to go back

508
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 3: to couchie every now and then. The last time you

509
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 3: went to some couchie, I don't want to. I can't

510
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 3: blow nobody spot up.

511
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,560
Speaker 1: But it wasn't. It wasn't in New Orleans. It wasn't

512
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Speaker 1: in New Orleans, but it was.

513
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 2: This month was again, Man, are talking about cochi time rough?

514
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,920
Speaker 1: Hey hey off? That benefits of gone I gotta eat something.

515
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: He said, you gotta eat something that benefits is gone.

516
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 1: I gotta eat something that's mess.

517
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:37,679
Speaker 2: Congressman, Jay, I need to stop being funny because we

518
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 2: brought you in here for mess.

519
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: Okay, mess, and I know that has been messing.

520
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,719
Speaker 2: No, no, no, but I know you have your own

521
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 2: personal but I'm actually here to talk to you about

522
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 2: your mess.

523
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 1: Okay.

524
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 3: Well, y'all, y'all kind of teased it and staid that

525
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 3: I'm messy. So what mess do y'all think I'm gonna bring?

526
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,480
Speaker 3: And I can tell you if its aligned?

527
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: Jay, you know you know your mess? What do you know?

528
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 1: Your man threads?

529
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:04,880
Speaker 2: You'll be on on tow and then I'm promoting my special.

530
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 3: So every now and then you gotta hook them on

531
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 3: a little mess. You gotta say I'm really good, but

532
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 3: you know who's not. I'm ready to stand up.

533
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,479
Speaker 1: And I love that about you well because and it

534
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,399
Speaker 1: does tidy y'all.

535
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 3: Whenever you let's say, you make an article and you go,

536
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 3: oh my gosh, it's comedy hot again, and you don't

537
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 3: include these two. You when you write an article specifically

538
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,640
Speaker 3: hot sexy comedy has gotten and you don't include these

539
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 3: two innovators of hot girl, hot comic, hot black, hot queer,

540
00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 3: hot sexy comedy.

541
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 1: I get to be mad because I go, yeah, you

542
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: don't gotta put me on there. That's crazy.

543
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 3: You don't put me on it. You have to put

544
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 3: them on there, you Sidney Marial. The reason people were like,

545
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 3: I got drsed up with this show, Well, I want to.

546
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: Say people have take showers and look like they do

547
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 1: on stage.

548
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to say it, but we bathing

549
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 2: back top tops and cute heels. When I started doing comedy,

550
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 2: they were like, you can't wear shorts, you can't show

551
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 2: your legs.

552
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 1: You you can't wear wear, you can't wear anything cute.

553
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 1: I can't show way. So that's like one level of

554
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: the message.

555
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 3: I do like to call out when people don't, you know,

556
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 3: pay homage to pioneers.

557
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:18,879
Speaker 1: But then another thing is that you know right now

558
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,320
Speaker 1: it's lam motherfuckers.

559
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 3: Who don't be that funny, but they be super famous.

560
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 3: And then it kind of just shifts everyone's opinion of

561
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 3: what comedy is. So then they see y'all, they see me,

562
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 3: they go, oh, I was laughing the whole time. I

563
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 3: ain't never done that in a comedy show I go

564
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 3: where you been, well, who you've been going to see?

565
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 1: And I used to you?

566
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 3: I usually I usually tell them, I usually say what

567
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 3: I do for a living, and then they kind of

568
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 3: rip off that.

569
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 2: I go, baby, I'm gonna talk. You gotta wear I'm talking. Yeah,

570
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 2: I got stuff saying, But Jay.

571
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 1: Don't you think that?

572
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:48,280
Speaker 2: Like I get it, like pointing out, Oh, you know

573
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 2: there's people who are doing things that are not so

574
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 2: traditional or even things that you might not even consider funny.

575
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 1: Well, why not just be funny?

576
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:56,879
Speaker 2: Like?

577
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,719
Speaker 1: Why do I have to point out the people who

578
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,399
Speaker 1: I don't funny?

579
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,439
Speaker 3: I think that like I get to be funny, but

580
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 3: then I also kind of have to hold people to

581
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:09,639
Speaker 3: task because if you don't, everything shifts and then you

582
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 3: have your team telling you all, should you do this

583
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,840
Speaker 3: that this person is doing? So then you have to

584
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 3: be like, Okay, I'm gonna make a very explicit call

585
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 3: to action basically where like you're never gonna have to

586
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 3: be like, oh, where does Jay stand on this? So

587
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 3: if I if y'all were to be like, oh, Ja,

588
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,439
Speaker 3: would you ever do a crowd work Christmas special?

589
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: No, I would not a crowd word Christmas?

590
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy then that though, But that's what I'm saying,

591
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 2: Like it's a corniash shit out there, and every now

592
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 2: and then it does reach a point where I do

593
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 2: like to call out, like, let's okay, like, uh, okay, what.

594
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: Are you saying?

595
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 3: Specific No, when it comes okay, when it comes to

596
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 3: like a Tim Dillon right now, Tim Dillon, he's super popular,

597
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 3: but guess what, you don't get to say you're against

598
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 3: the American political machine.

599
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: And then also text jd Vance that's cool he texting

600
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: jd Yes, texting him. That's what I'm saying, exact.

601
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 3: Exactly, but that's what I'm saying, Like, you don't get

602
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 3: to be like, oh, tear all this ship down and

603
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 3: then be like, what's up, Ivanka?

604
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: You don't get to do that. She got text yes, yes,

605
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 1: what do you think she's doing? Morris code? Yeah, you know,

606
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:21,720
Speaker 1: I don't.

607
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 3: She she like she don't really talk. And also, and

608
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 3: I like, I like being a little chippy. I like

609
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 3: having people go I don't know, I got hey, I

610
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 3: gotta I gotta be careful around Jay because Jay, if

611
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 3: he sees some ship, he might call out.

612
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 2: I kind of like that. I like that because in

613
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 2: the people I love. It's all love.

614
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 3: But if you ever go, oh, I'm a little bit worried, good,

615
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 3: be a little word around me, because if not, then

616
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 3: where do we end up? We end up in a

617
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,720
Speaker 3: place where everybody fake, everybody lies, and then like those lies,

618
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 3: sometimes it's like all that person's other person's not the

619
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 3: funniest but like innocent. The other part of it is, now,

620
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 3: some people are are so actively racist and homophobic and

621
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 3: transphobic and evil that people pretend to be friends with them.

622
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 3: So like, if I make fun of Joe and Tony,

623
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,560
Speaker 3: it's because motherfucker's from that club. Be Like I love

624
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 3: saying the N word in green rooms because it lets

625
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 3: other white comics know we end on this together. I

626
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 3: don't want to be friends with you if you're a

627
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 3: comic who goes on Bobby Lee's podcast and says, oh,

628
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:18,800
Speaker 3: you know every now and then, I like to say

629
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 3: nigga in the green room because it lets other white

630
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 3: comics know that we in this together. I don't want

631
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 3: to be friends with you, said Ari from Fucking Mothership. Yeah,

632
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 3: and guess what if it's a joke, work on that joke.

633
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 3: But if it's the truth, you making Cam look stupid.

634
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 3: Because he came up with you. You making every black

635
00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 3: comic who works a room if you look crazy.

636
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: No they don't. I disagree, but you do know.

637
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 3: You But if you but if you arms around these

638
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 3: motherfuckers and photos nigga on podcasts and say that ship.

639
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 2: Work is work, listen every time.

640
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: But that's the thing, that's that.

641
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 3: But I'm saying that that's a lot. To me, that's

642
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 3: a lie. And I can like be like, no, I'm not.

643
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:01,240
Speaker 3: I can't being a photo for you telling people you

644
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 3: say nigger, I'm good on that that I've just said.

645
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 2: When we start talking about morals and integrity and comedy,

646
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 2: it's it's a very fine line, like I wouldn't work here,

647
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 2: but this place is it is ran by Zionists, So like,

648
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:15,719
Speaker 2: what what is it?

649
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: What we're gonna talk about? Are we doing?

650
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 3: I think that conversation is way more nuanced than like

651
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 3: if you're going around Bragg and saying you want to

652
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 3: say slurs.

653
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 1: I think that's a different conversation. Do you disagree? I

654
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: think it's not the same. Yeah, it's a similar basket.

655
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 3: I just I don't ever want you to think that

656
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 3: I'm okay with you talking crazy about people who I

657
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 3: love or people who are a group of people.

658
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: That I'm in.

659
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 3: So that then I'm like, oh, yeah, we boys, It's

660
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 3: just it's just jokes and shit.

661
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 2: I'm okay with that that call out, but just the

662
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 2: stuff about who's funny who's not, because you're still platforming

663
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 2: those people. No.

664
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: Sometimes but like if someone's really someone you have.

665
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 2: Big platforms, Yeah, I agree, Jay, drag them if you But.

666
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 3: Then sometimes okay, like perfect example, if if someone says, oh, well, Jay,

667
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 3: like you don't like that person, are you actually are

668
00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 3: you actually like jealous of them I have, that's when

669
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 3: I have to be like, well, look at my resume.

670
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 3: Look at their resume. They got a bunch of stuff

671
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 3: I don't want. I have a bunch of stuff that

672
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 3: he's still trying to get. So it is. It's true,

673
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 3: though don't have more than me. It's probably followers of money.

674
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 3: But if you look at respect, because the respect of

675
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 3: my peers and the respect of my fans and the

676
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 3: people who follow me and my patrons, that's super important.

677
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: That's nice. But I'll take a little more money.

678
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 3: Money, but money also money, more money, I mean money

679
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 3: also is like there's a certain amount of money where

680
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 3: I go, Okay, you're making good money, but people kind

681
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 3: of looking at you.

682
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: Thirty million dollars from live NI for what? But for what?

683
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: You do a tour? Where do a crowd work special?

684
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 1: To a crowd work special? Million dollars? Nah, j you're not.

685
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 2: Christmas thirty million dollars.

686
00:32:55,880 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: For doing it? Now, I'm a liar, Okay.

687
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 2: People are tell me about yeah, yeah, we never met.

688
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: I never met.

689
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 3: What way to be redundant? Thirty million? How long you

690
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 3: don't got to repeat the number you gon't do?

691
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: How long you're gonna do it? How many cities I

692
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: don't want to hear it. How many cities you know?

693
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: How is it you go to for yours?

694
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 3: I mean I worked on that tour for about two years,

695
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 3: like thirty dates a year for the past two years.

696
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: So like, like thirty cities is fun. That's a lot. Yeah,

697
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: thirty cities, but CrowdWork for thirty I don't want to

698
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: thirty million dollars. That would be so painful. Million dollars.

699
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:43,520
Speaker 2: My ego is so big. I want to talk for

700
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 2: the hour. I hate talking to people and they're not fun. Okay,

701
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:48,720
Speaker 2: So it doesn't have to be a crowd work Okay,

702
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 2: it has It doesn't need to be thirty cities for

703
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 2: thirty million to do a Christmas You're doing it, Jay,

704
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 2: You're Twitter.

705
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 3: I got like a polo joint.

706
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: You're unserious. I'm not a couple of polos, but is

707
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: aware is Ralph?

708
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 3: If Ralph Lauren is sponsoring and I get a polo

709
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 3: brand campaign.

710
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: You get thirty million dollars. No, you got a Sweetens

711
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,280
Speaker 1: You making better sweeter than thirty million dollars.

712
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,480
Speaker 3: Okay, so do I okay, let's look at Okay, let

713
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 3: me see if I can really justify.

714
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 2: Let me Sydney, Sydney thirty million dollars, Christmas crowd working,

715
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 2: yes with I wouldn't even think twice about it before

716
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:31,399
Speaker 2: you would even say Christmas.

717
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: Yes whatever you said.

718
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 2: Thirty million, yes, thirty million, thirty million, but no.

719
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 1: One but benefit provide you. Jay, You're that The whole

720
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,240
Speaker 1: thing is, You'll be like all duty. I'm a elitist

721
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: about comedy.

722
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 2: Yes, we and that's where I'm gonna I want to

723
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 2: stop everybody.

724
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: We are not curing cancer. We are not doctors, we

725
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: are not lawyers. But we are artists. We are entertainers.

726
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: Why are what is this?

727
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,000
Speaker 2: What is if that if they have a lane and

728
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 2: people are flocking to them, let them do their thing.

729
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,279
Speaker 3: But I think people I'm focused on, But I think

730
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,720
Speaker 3: we should be able to make fun of dog ship.

731
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 3: You should should you should like you should be able

732
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 3: to be like man, you got your own lane.

733
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 1: But if you ever come over here, I'll be like,

734
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: don't come over here.

735
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 2: Of course, and those people will not be in my circles.

736
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 2: But all I want to do is the people that

737
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 2: I know I don't even want to talk about, the

738
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 2: people who I don't really care about. Like Beyonce is

739
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:30,319
Speaker 2: not mentioning people who she don't.

740
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: Want, No, but tell me who Okay, So Beyonce is

741
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 1: us in this situation? Who are I don't want to

742
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: were about? You about to say? What name? Were you

743
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 1: about to say? I'm not saying no names, no, but like, okay,

744
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: I'll say this.

745
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 3: If Beyonce wanted to make fun of Kashan Rock, you

746
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 3: can make fun of Krishan Rock, you, beyon.

747
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: But that's not clashing down. That's collection.

748
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 2: The right way, uh, the right way to do it

749
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 2: is somebody uh.

750
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: Lower like a mid tier Harry Hilson.

751
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 2: Wait, whoa whoa?

752
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 3: Okay, right, he already made fun of Beyonce. She got

753
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 3: in trouble and you see what happened. But if but

754
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 3: that's okay, But I'm not carry Hilson in this situation.

755
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: Who's Who's Scissa?

756
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, let's call you Sis. Okay, I'm Sissa,

757
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 3: but Scissor work will Beyonce.

758
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 1: Right, but that's not the friends. Let's say you Scissor.

759
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 2: Okay, So somebody we have to think about somebody who's

760
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,760
Speaker 2: more successful than or more famous than Scissa but less talent.

761
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: Morgan Wiland and jelly Roll. Okay, okay, are they more

762
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: They don't even know who those people are. They're more famous,

763
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: and Morgan Wild and jelly Roll are more famous country

764
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: artists and then a chef, jelly Roll a chef. But

765
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: he is the country artist? Is he a reality TV action?

766
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 1: He's also a rapper. They look like he looked like

767
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: jelly lit his song jelly Roll.

768
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he got he got a jelly Roll

769
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:54,959
Speaker 3: been making money.

770
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: People love jelly Roll if you've never seen it.

771
00:36:57,560 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 3: But if you've never seen jelly Roll, you know the

772
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 3: people who operate the fairest wheel ah like Carnees. Yeah,

773
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 3: he's a carney. He's got a carney. Look, he looks

774
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 3: very carne. You have Okay, you have been in the dollars?

775
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 3: You ever been in You ever been in the Dollar General? Yes, okay,

776
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 3: that's a jelly roll. Whoever you see when you walk in.

777
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm looking right now. Somebody with a big bat. You

778
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,759
Speaker 1: ever seen a family dollar? Okay? Oh well he got

779
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: face tattoos. Let me see. Oh they got a lot

780
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:26,440
Speaker 1: of nerve.

781
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 2: But you want to say what I'm saying, So I

782
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 2: feel like you're talking about people.

783
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 3: Who have I'm talking about taste versus like popularity, I guess.

784
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 2: And but you have to remember the time that we

785
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 2: living in. People love famous people, and people want to

786
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 2: be famous for the sake of being famous, and you

787
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 2: don't really have to have any skills job.

788
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 3: But when I see people taking up space and not

789
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,920
Speaker 3: necessarily earning it, it's not even an earn thing. It's

790
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 3: that they don't respect their fans, they don't respect the

791
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 3: kind of like art form that they're in, and they

792
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 3: don't necessarily even respect their peers who are more skilled

793
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 3: than them but not necessarily as marketable because they did

794
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 3: not have whatever people wanted to latch onto at the moment,

795
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 3: I do feel okay calling them out. I do I

796
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 3: feel okay saying hey, this isn't is so fucked up,

797
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 3: and you know what, I know it's fucked up. This

798
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 3: person is super popular and produces nothing but dog shit,

799
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:26,760
Speaker 3: and this person is a genius and they're having their struggle.

800
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 3: I think that as a person who's kind of in

801
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 3: the middle of all that shit, I feel like I

802
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 3: do well enough, but I'm also very skilled. Like I

803
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 3: think that you, I think I'll get to be like, hey,

804
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,319
Speaker 3: once you look at this person and then people are, oh,

805
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 3: that person's not popular.

806
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that person's popular and they suck once you

807
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: make it.

808
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:46,200
Speaker 2: First of all, you got to remember this, right In

809
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 2: a post pandemic world, I feel like stand up comedy

810
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 2: is going through a renaissance, and the renaissance is very

811
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 2: much everybody wants to be a comedian and a lot

812
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,360
Speaker 2: of these say that a lot of these influences, a

813
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,080
Speaker 2: lot of these influencers, their agents and managers are like,

814
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 2: you got a lot of followers.

815
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 3: People don't know that. People don't know this. People actually

816
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,319
Speaker 3: don't know that this happens. So what happens is that

817
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 3: people like get popular from whatever, they get whatever, a

818
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 3: viral video, yeah, whatever, and so then they keep doing

819
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 3: the video and then people like sign them. So then

820
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 3: they get like a manager and an agent. They get

821
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 3: a team, and that team says, hey, you should go

822
00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:20,799
Speaker 3: on tour. What makes me upset about those tours is

823
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 3: they are scamming those people because people pay money to

824
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 3: see them.

825
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: They go out, they pay money to see them, and what.

826
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:31,240
Speaker 2: They're paying scam. Government is a scam.

827
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: Scam. Everybody's getting scammed left and right.

828
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,240
Speaker 3: But y'all, don't scam people. I don't scam people are peers,

829
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 3: and we like, don't scam people. I mean, you know,

830
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 3: not on stage. Don't be scamming people.

831
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 1: Stage before surprise that have never seen that was so funny.

832
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,919
Speaker 3: And they go and I'm coming back with these other

833
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 3: people they never said they're coming back.

834
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 2: They go, well, that's what the experience, that's what one

835
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 2: of the I was at some comedy club. The owner

836
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 2: said the same thing. He was like, these influencers show

837
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,080
Speaker 2: up and the crowds are full and they sell out

838
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:09,240
Speaker 2: the shows and they do like their one viral video,

839
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 2: and after that it gets.

840
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 3: Really sometimes they go I want to feel They say

841
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:14,840
Speaker 3: you want to see an unreleased video.

842
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:21,479
Speaker 1: What they're playing the videos? They go pulls green. Now no, yeah,

843
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: that's realize. The crowds realize very quickly that the jokes

844
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 1: ain't there, or.

845
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 3: That they go, oh, you know what you're gonna be Listen,

846
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:30,760
Speaker 3: Marie is gonna be a live event.

847
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 1: You're gonna stay a phone event.

848
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 3: And I would be okay if that was happening, if

849
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 3: people went, I'm never gonna see you live.

850
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch you on that phone though, I'm gonna

851
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:38,239
Speaker 1: watch that phone.

852
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 2: But that's what happens. These people pay all this money

853
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 2: to see their faves. The jokes don't land. You can say,

854
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 2: they don't say there, the jokes ain't there, or they go,

855
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 2: how much time I gotta do?

856
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,280
Speaker 3: Please do forty five? I can give you twenty, okay,

857
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 3: so bring that. I'm gonna bring five of my friends.

858
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,080
Speaker 3: They go do time. So then these people mad because

859
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 3: they gotta watch people they don't know.

860
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:57,800
Speaker 1: Yep. To this, it's becomes a showcase. Now, these these

861
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,959
Speaker 1: these fans never come back when they come.

862
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 3: To But I will say, to Sydney's point, I understand

863
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 3: why I my mess might turn some people off.

864
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,920
Speaker 1: Someone asked me recently.

865
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,760
Speaker 3: They said, but Jay, what if a person is friends

866
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 3: with a person you talked about and now they can't

867
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 3: be friends with you. I said, well, you know what,

868
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,320
Speaker 3: that's a loss. I gotta take that. I gotta take that.

869
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 3: Someone said, well, someone said one time they were like, wow,

870
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 3: J Man, you're really getting on my boy. I said,

871
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 3: why is he Why is he still your boy? If

872
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:28,800
Speaker 3: I'm getting on him this hard and we're boys, Okay,

873
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 3: I'm still gonna be friends with you.

874
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 1: But that's you know, if that's your boy, get if

875
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: he's trying to check you.

876
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, but then that's what's crazy.

877
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 2: But Jay, what if it's like, Oh, I like Jay,

878
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 2: he's so funny, but every time I talk to him,

879
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 2: he's dragging somebody who's not funny.

880
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 3: That's not a vibebe but you hear producers are laughing,

881
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 3: so it is kind of funny.

882
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 1: It is kind of a vibe.

883
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 3: If you think every time every time I see J

884
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,880
Speaker 3: he mad at somebody, that's not true.

885
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:03,879
Speaker 1: I'm joyful. We were just a Coushi. The root is Joy.

886
00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 1: The room lit up, Yes, but my name is Joy.

887
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 2: When I see I will I will say a personal

888
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 2: thing that I've seen on TikTok, Yes, you have been,

889
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 2: that's your thing.

890
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: Like, it's not a call in, it's a call out.

891
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 3: Well, I think I think on TikTok, you want to hook,

892
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 3: you want to be like. But I think that's like,

893
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 3: I think that's maybe ten percent of my online ship.

894
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,360
Speaker 3: The rest of it is me talking about combooks, me

895
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 3: talking about comedy, not in the bad way, like in

896
00:42:30,239 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 3: a good way.

897
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: Me shining people out and be like, all these people

898
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: are so fun about.

899
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 2: X Men, talking about x men, talking about animals, talk

900
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 2: about truly.

901
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 3: I think that it is a smaller portion, but it

902
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 3: does get a bit more attention because people I like

903
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 3: the fact that some people do consider me just a

904
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 3: person go to and be like, oh, what's going on?

905
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,880
Speaker 1: What's kind of messy? Because that that has been lost.

906
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 3: We have lost a little bit of like everybody's friends,

907
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 3: I my mess and this might I don't think everybody

908
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 3: needs to be friends.

909
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 2: No, never, I agree everybody doesn't need to be friends.

910
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 2: But I don't think you need to be mean somebody

911
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 2: that you don't like.

912
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: I've been, I have been.

913
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 3: There have been two instances where I, if I look

914
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 3: back on it, I went, oh, okay, that was a

915
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 3: little that was a little hot. What you do that

916
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 3: was a little hot? Well, okay, so this is this

917
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 3: is what happened. So one time, so I told someone

918
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,560
Speaker 3: that I was working on something and you know, and

919
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,399
Speaker 3: then they were like, oh, and if it doesn't sell,

920
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 3: you can just cut it up and put on the internet.

921
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 1: And I said, if it doesn't sell, I said, who

922
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 1: you're talking to? I said who? I said, who are

923
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: you talking to? It's sold, by the way. Okay.

924
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 3: So then so then you know, I did say something

925
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,600
Speaker 3: a little crazy about this person. And now, well you

926
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 3: could it's on theirs on threads, I've said, we don't

927
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 3: have that. You can you can guess who I said

928
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 3: this about if you want to, if they tell us

929
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 3: what you're saying.

930
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: And then they were the Bravo show. I think now

931
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: we know.

932
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 3: Uh So that situation happened at It happened at a

933
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 3: party where they said that to me, and the reason

934
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 3: I had reaction They said that to me in front

935
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 3: like other comedians who are more famous in both of us,

936
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 3: and I was like, who the fuck you said this

937
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 3: to me? Look time out, don't ever.

938
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: Okay.

939
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 3: So that's why I was like, okay, I'm gonna have to.

940
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 3: I actually got to check you, and so that was

941
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 3: like why there was a caller. But looking back on

942
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 3: I don't think I had to, but I did, and

943
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 3: the word yes, yeah, but that is a crazy but

944
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 3: now y'all got it. That is a crazy thing to

945
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,759
Speaker 3: say to me in front of Royal Junior and the

946
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 3: long glazer.

947
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: Right right, Yes, but I can. I'm Maria grat No, no, truly.

948
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 2: But somebody who's not in the game, like the rest

949
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 2: of the people, they could have just been thinking like,

950
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 2: oh this this you just cut it up, you know

951
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 2: what I mean, like, because they're not thinking about it

952
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,120
Speaker 2: in the same way as you think about comedy.

953
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: And you're not wrong, but still a crazy thing to say. Yes, no, no,

954
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: truly truly, and like I did, I was like, what what.

955
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 2: In the world and the time of social media, it

956
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 2: makes sense for someone like that to be like, well,

957
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 2: at least you have clips.

958
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,720
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and you know I'm always gonna have clips.

959
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 3: I kind of think about clips and social media in

960
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 3: a way of like, all these are always just commercials

961
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 3: for you to come see me live. Because what people

962
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 3: don't know is that the way comics make money right now,

963
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 3: touring and like then if you get some sort of

964
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 3: deal through someone who is making something or like a

965
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,760
Speaker 3: larger producing body or just like if you sell anything.

966
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,399
Speaker 3: But like the first, like the first thing that's gonna

967
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,720
Speaker 3: make you money right now is being on tour. Spot

968
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 3: pay is wonderful in the city, and if you pass

969
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 3: the right clubs, but like once you go tour, once

970
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 3: you once, you so good on weekends, once you hit

971
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:33,360
Speaker 3: your bonuses.

972
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 2: Touring is everybody's touring musician, podcasters, stand up comedian.

973
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: Then in the summertime it's festivals. And this is.

974
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 3: But my my goal, especially like right now, like you

975
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 3: can watch my special Hulu and you go see me,

976
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,879
Speaker 3: and I'm doing a different hour than the Hulu right now,

977
00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 3: like you can. I try to make my tour experiences.

978
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 3: I don't in regards to what we say with those clubs.

979
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 3: I want people to go, oh my god, I have

980
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 3: to see Jay again. Yes, oh my god, I have

981
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 3: to go back. Jay's amazing. That's my goal. That's what

982
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 3: I always do. That's also why I'm so like precious

983
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 3: about comedy, because like the minute you start turning people

984
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 3: away from comedy, you are fucking with my money a

985
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 3: little bit, just in a larger picture.

986
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 1: If people start.

987
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 3: To think stand up comedy is not good live, you

988
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 3: have fucked with me a little bit.

989
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 2: That's not true that I see what your mind is doing.

990
00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,000
Speaker 2: But it's great it my fans. I think my fans

991
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:33,800
Speaker 2: are gonna be my fans.

992
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 3: But if people start going, I'll say them coming out

993
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,439
Speaker 3: there funny, I have to go you're wrong, you're wrong,

994
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,919
Speaker 3: and here's a list of people who are very funny

995
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,480
Speaker 3: and very good live. I have to do that because

996
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,439
Speaker 3: these people have poisoned the well.

997
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: You're dating is trash.

998
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:49,120
Speaker 2: But everybody is still dating, no matter how many times

999
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,320
Speaker 2: anybody there, everybody is not still dating. There are people

1000
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 2: who there are plenty of people, specifically women and men,

1001
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:00,240
Speaker 2: who dating because they're like, I can't.

1002
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 1: Hand, I'm not doing the apps. I'm not. It's poop

1003
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: in the pool. A lot of people I agree with

1004
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 1: you a little tell you, and I just want to

1005
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,720
Speaker 1: be honest with a lot of those girls that are online.

1006
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: They're lying. I'm not talking about that. I'm saying in general,

1007
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 1: women are you're saying.

1008
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 2: You're saying that everybody who's who hates dating is still dating.

1009
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 2: That's what you're saying it.

1010
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: But it's not.

1011
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 3: Someone's like still dating but they've been celibate for a year.

1012
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 3: That's they ain't really dating no more. That they kind

1013
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,200
Speaker 3: of give people.

1014
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 2: And I think if you're the penis expert and you're

1015
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 2: the coochie expert, I think I'm the dating expert.

1016
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 1: People are in my d MS. People are in my

1017
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: d MS every day.

1018
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 2: Any city I go to, they're talking to me about

1019
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 2: dating in that city every day. There everyone is happy

1020
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 2: about it, and there are people who fully are like, listen,

1021
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 2: I ain't been on a date in this many years.

1022
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 3: There's not There's some famous TikTok councilor that went, I'm

1023
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 3: gonna go date sober for a year. I'm gonna be

1024
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 3: celibate for a year, and like they aren't. They aren't

1025
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 3: gay man, because impossible. But a lot of women, a

1026
00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 3: lot of non binary people, a lot of people who

1027
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 3: like have had bad experiences with dating.

1028
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 1: I just don't want.

1029
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 3: I'm protective and precious with stand up comedy because I

1030
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 3: love it so much and because it's changed my life.

1031
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 3: And like I know, I'm like mean and harsh about it,

1032
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 3: but I do. I do admit that I do it.

1033
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 3: I love but I also never push back. Whenever y'all

1034
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 3: whenever both y'all like, well, Jay, you're messy. Do you

1035
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 3: ever go I'm not messy? I go, you right, Yeah,

1036
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 3: I got you damn right.

1037
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 1: I go.

1038
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 3: I go pull the tweet up, I go repost it

1039
00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:35,400
Speaker 3: if you want to screenshot it sends to somebody someone

1040
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 3: one time they were like, oh well Jay, it's always

1041
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:38,919
Speaker 3: like straight white guys.

1042
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: They go, aren't you worried about? Aren't you worried about

1043
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: your career? And I go, why are you whispering? Aren't

1044
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: you worried about? Not Listen.

1045
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 3: I always make a very calculated point that if I

1046
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 3: ever say something crazy about you, it's because I'm okay,

1047
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 3: never working with you.

1048
00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 1: That is my thing.

1049
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 2: So no, Matt Rife and Jay Jorden to truly, let

1050
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 2: me tell you, that's his though.

1051
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: That's what he's doing. That's what he's doing. What he got,

1052
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 1: that's why they keep throwing money. Yeah, and you know

1053
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 1: what they are throwing them respect respectfully. We'll tell you

1054
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 1: what there's.

1055
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people who got a lot

1056
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 2: of respect in comedy and they cannot pay their bills.

1057
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:23,280
Speaker 1: I don't want to put nobody's name.

1058
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:27,880
Speaker 3: Out there but a lot of respector just respect, like

1059
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:28,239
Speaker 3: a lot.

1060
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 2: They write jokes, they're funny, but like a lot of respect,

1061
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 2: and they can't pay their bills, and they can't pay

1062
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 2: their bills. Okay, all right, they can write a joke,

1063
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:40,160
Speaker 2: they get laughs on stage, they're booked at places, and

1064
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 2: they can't pay their bills, and they they ain't gotta

1065
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 2: like okay.

1066
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 1: Sound like they need to start an only fans. What

1067
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 1: can we can?

1068
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 3: We look at the expenditure. We gotta look at the

1069
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 3: money going out. I mean, I'm also like, I'm a

1070
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 3: very what's the best way to put this. I'm like,

1071
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 3: because I'm thirty seven, I'm also at a place where

1072
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 3: I just I truly don't want to have to be

1073
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:02,799
Speaker 3: around people I don't like for a long time. So like,

1074
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 3: if I ever had to like sit sit around with

1075
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 3: people who like I don't think are funny, who I

1076
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,400
Speaker 3: don't respect, who don't like gay people, who don't like

1077
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:11,480
Speaker 3: black people, who don't like trans people, I'm just gonna

1078
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 3: be like, well, I'm getting up.

1079
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: I don't believe it.

1080
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 3: I just don't have that sort of like I need

1081
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 3: y'all to like me energy anymore. I just don't have it,

1082
00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 3: and because like I kind of have, I'm spoiled. I'm

1083
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 3: very spoiled. I mean that I'm very lucky. I'm very spoiled.

1084
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 3: I have gotten everything I've wanted in comedy so far

1085
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,280
Speaker 3: while talking shit, and.

1086
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: You know what, that's why you're gonna keep talking shit.

1087
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 3: I've just not no one's ever been like, oh well no, Jay,

1088
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 3: we can't we can't put we can't put you on

1089
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,279
Speaker 3: the podcast with Joe Nigga dit An ask m hm.

1090
00:50:41,520 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: That's the thing.

1091
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 3: And if he wanted to, if he was like, we

1092
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 3: gotta reach out so we could argue, I'll be like, Okay,

1093
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 3: let's talk about let's talk about bears, let's talk about wrestling,

1094
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 3: let's talk about kinesiology, let's talk about muscles, let's talk

1095
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:53,719
Speaker 3: about bodybuilding. We can talk about anything except for trans people.

1096
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 3: And if we do that, now we're gonna fight, cause

1097
00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 3: like what hm hmm, what do I want from some

1098
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 3: of these people besides access to Netflix, Hulu or uh.

1099
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,160
Speaker 1: I guess Amazon or HBO. But that's what I was like,

1100
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: if you say you got it all, you got everything

1101
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:13,799
Speaker 1: that you want.

1102
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 2: That yeah, but he didn't he got but say that

1103
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 2: like that, But I think he's wanted in comedy. He's

1104
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 2: gotten so far he's gotten. You've been on the Tonight

1105
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 2: Show four times. You have the Hulu special. I got

1106
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 2: that while Talking Ship, you got Talking Shit.

1107
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,640
Speaker 3: I got that after at the beginning of the year.

1108
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,560
Speaker 3: People said, oh, I don't know you have enough followers

1109
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 3: to get a special.

1110
00:51:30,840 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 2: And then you said, well, they don't post these commercials,

1111
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 2: and then you have it.

1112
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: You have a Netflix. No, I don't have a Netflix.

1113
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,839
Speaker 1: You didn't do the ten minutes. No. And the crazy

1114
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: part about Netflix is that I did a warm up.

1115
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 3: I did warm up for the Verified Standards.

1116
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: They asked me to do that. I said absolutely. Here's

1117
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: here's the crazy part.

1118
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 3: So they asked me and I said, okay, I walk

1119
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 3: in Rosebud, don't say Nimes, Jamarco, Robbie.

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00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: They wouldn't say you going up. I said, I'm doing

1121
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 1: warm up.

1122
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 3: They said why, I said, that's them I was.

1123
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,000
Speaker 2: I was traveling when that happened, so I wouldn't have been.

1124
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:05,799
Speaker 2: I wasn't in town for that anyway. But they're like,

1125
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,439
Speaker 2: I know you're away, but Netflix has if you can

1126
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 2: warm up, we can.

1127
00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 3: Actually talk about the mess that is that. I'll say

1128
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 3: it so sometime I'm not about to I'm not about

1129
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 3: to burn the bridge. But this is writ large whenever

1130
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 3: you ask black comedians who you think are very funny

1131
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:28,359
Speaker 3: to warm up a crowd, you go, oh.

1132
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know this crowd likes me because I'm gonna crush.

1133
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 3: But y'all are using black people when you could have

1134
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 3: put them on the lineup, but then they kind of go, oh, no,

1135
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 3: we want you.

1136
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,560
Speaker 2: It was the way that I took it was funny

1137
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:46,360
Speaker 2: enough to get the room hot, but not funny enough

1138
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,040
Speaker 2: to showcase me like you're showcasing the other.

1139
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 3: But also in regard to that particular when they tried

1140
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:58,280
Speaker 3: that failed experiment in part because it couldn't make anyone

1141
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 3: pop off the way they wanted to, because they didn't

1142
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:02,400
Speaker 3: chop it up for the people individually.

1143
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: They were just they.

1144
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 3: Cutting two so you had to so it. They didn't

1145
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 3: even get to go watch mine. They had to say, hey,

1146
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,919
Speaker 3: if you two people in, it's gonna get good.

1147
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:11,440
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1148
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,760
Speaker 3: So and that was like a thing that like looking

1149
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 3: back on it silver lining for me because then I

1150
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 3: just was like, oh, okay, okay, thank good.

1151
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,279
Speaker 1: But like I got I got to Netflix fast.

1152
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:22,880
Speaker 3: I got Netflix is a joke Fast, got to do JFL,

1153
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 3: I got do Variety. I like did all three jfls

1154
00:53:25,960 --> 00:53:28,120
Speaker 3: this year. I've no one's ever said, oh, Jay, we

1155
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 3: can't put you on this thing because you talked shit.

1156
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:33,399
Speaker 3: Because guess what, I'm never talking shit about producers. I'm

1157
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 3: never talking shit about execs. I'm talking about a comic

1158
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 3: who I don't like. I'm talking about comic who says

1159
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:43,720
Speaker 3: something stupid I'm talking about I'm talking about a comic

1160
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:46,520
Speaker 3: who like, I don't think it's fit to like wash

1161
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 3: my jockstrap.

1162
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,560
Speaker 1: That's who I'm talking about.

1163
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 2: But what about the execs? What about the net what

1164
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 2: about the networks? Those are the big businesses that are

1165
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 2: actually the reasons why.

1166
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: But I guess like that can get on. But there's

1167
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 1: a crazy part about it. I like this, I love

1168
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: doing that. I love them, but.

1169
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 3: We love you talking shit. Yeah, I'm not talking about

1170
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 3: Robbie and Netflix. I'm talking ship about people who I go,

1171
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 3: I don't love this whatever it is you're doing. And

1172
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 3: athletes get to talk to ship, artists get to talk ship.

1173
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 3: The fact that people then comics can't talk shit, that

1174
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 3: limits us, doesn't it.

1175
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 2: But comics do talk shit exactly about stuff and society.

1176
00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: About each other.

1177
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 3: It's people that go to it's people that sit down

1178
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 3: at the clubs that we are at.

1179
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 1: After they do that set and argue for hours.

1180
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,720
Speaker 3: I mean, we've all seen people go, y'all, stop fighting

1181
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,960
Speaker 3: in front of all these people. We arguing, We argue,

1182
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 3: we argue the minute I kind of go, I don't

1183
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:46,760
Speaker 3: think they're bitch funny.

1184
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: They go, oh, why would you say that? Listen?

1185
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,000
Speaker 2: It was a comic that posted something on their Instagram

1186
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 2: the other a couple of weeks ago that had everybody

1187
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 2: at certain clubs mad.

1188
00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, so and that was a lie and I was

1189
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,240
Speaker 3: a lie, and that was a big old fat lie.

1190
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:03,760
Speaker 1: Am I line?

1191
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:07,839
Speaker 3: No, no, no, because guess what the craziest part about

1192
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:11,480
Speaker 3: that If you say that about a club and you

1193
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,160
Speaker 3: walk back in and accept money from that club, that club,

1194
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 3: and go, hey, man, just so you know, don't be

1195
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:17,319
Speaker 3: talking about don't be talking about that.

1196
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,839
Speaker 1: He was there the next day, next day. But that's

1197
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:24,080
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. But that is not going to ban him.

1198
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 3: To me, that's messier than anything I'm doing. That's messy,

1199
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 3: that's real messy. I'm just going, hey, this way, this way.

1200
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,839
Speaker 3: The industry works every now and on threads, every nothing

1201
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 3: on Twitter. I would even argue that what I'm doing

1202
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:35,960
Speaker 3: is a public service.

1203
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: You know what, You're a philanthropist.

1204
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 3: I'm a philanthropic. I'm giving money back. I'm passing out turkey.

1205
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 3: It's like you know, Brown on Thanksgiving. I'm helping these people.

1206
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 3: I'm helping people. Go Oh Jay Jay Jay talks a

1207
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,800
Speaker 3: little shit. He's still out everything and wants maybe I

1208
00:55:48,800 --> 00:55:50,800
Speaker 3: can talk a little shit about it.

1209
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:53,400
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm saying, Here's what I'm say about it.

1210
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 1: As a comedian.

1211
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 2: Once people decide they like you, once they decide that

1212
00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:00,239
Speaker 2: you're funny, they don't on board with anything that you're saying.

1213
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 1: You do. That's it.

1214
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 3: Well, I mean in the bad way too, because Chris

1215
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,839
Speaker 3: Deliah still be having people come see him.

1216
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: They bringing the kid. He's a pro.

1217
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 2: He's a problematic dude, but he's funny the whole problematic.

1218
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 1: He's also you can say, you could say it. The

1219
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: allegations is out there.

1220
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:21,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, statutory statutory you are barely eighteen and a cult

1221
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 3: basically while the wife was pregnant.

1222
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:26,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the wife was pregnant. Yeah, But did Adam

1223
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,440
Speaker 2: Levigne do the same thing. This is men in entertainment

1224
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 2: and generally.

1225
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,680
Speaker 3: And then it was just kind of cheating.

1226
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 1: He was cheating, okay, he said, she my wife is

1227
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: big for some reason. What you're doing tonight? He said that, No,

1228
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: I did not say that she was pregnant.

1229
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 3: She sat there over the past, over the past seven months,

1230
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 3: this helped to let herself go cheat. It's all in

1231
00:56:51,239 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 3: the belly to feet somehow, nose spreading, what's up?

1232
00:56:55,680 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 1: Where are you at today? Cheating on your pregnant wife

1233
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:02,799
Speaker 1: is mess.

1234
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 3: But also like, because all three of us get along,

1235
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 3: I accept these conversations and these critiques and these notes

1236
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 3: from y'all.

1237
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 1: If y'all weren't funny, I wouldn't let y'all say this.

1238
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,040
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Don't you know what I'm saying?

1239
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:33,439
Speaker 1: If I just stay.

1240
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:36,720
Speaker 3: But if y'all weren't funny, if we didn't come up together,

1241
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 3: if I didn't love y'all, I'd be like, what the

1242
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 3: fun y'all know about? Because truly, some people will defend mediocrity,

1243
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 3: not only mediocrity, but they'll go, oh, why does why

1244
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:47,480
Speaker 3: do people have to be good?

1245
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: And I go, well, that's a crazy question that everyone

1246
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,800
Speaker 1: whod I've never heard that.

1247
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 3: Everyone says, Oh, you don't have to be good now,

1248
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 3: you just gotta make sure you find you can find

1249
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 3: your angle, find your find your clip, find find it,

1250
00:57:59,240 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 3: find it?

1251
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: Why you be good? People who are not good talk

1252
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 1: like that.

1253
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 3: But I'm saying what I'm saying, a lot of people

1254
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 3: aren't good, and what they see is they go, people

1255
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 3: are chasing virality, People are chasing desperation. People are chasing

1256
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 3: People are treating stand up comedy not like something you like,

1257
00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 3: work on and get better at. And you go, I'm

1258
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 3: doing stand up comedy, but I'm gonna do this side.

1259
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do stand up comedy. I'm gonna get this one.

1260
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get this one guest star role on an

1261
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,000
Speaker 3: episode of TV. Go back to doing stand up comedy.

1262
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 3: I'm doing standup comedy. I'm gonna go in this writer's

1263
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:31,959
Speaker 3: room for a little bit. I'm just stand up comedy.

1264
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get to do this movie. I almost do

1265
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 3: stand up comedy. I get to do this shorter set

1266
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 3: on the network, but I get to do back to

1267
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 3: my hour.

1268
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: People aren't treating like that.

1269
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 3: People are treating like stand up comedy like ooh, if

1270
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 3: I have this one clip of this one crowd member

1271
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:47,640
Speaker 3: telling me that his dick don't work is gonna make

1272
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 3: me a superstar, and.

1273
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:52,280
Speaker 1: I don't like that. I do not like it.

1274
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 3: And so when people kind of give that advice to

1275
00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 3: everyone in the beginning with when you send the motherfucking

1276
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,400
Speaker 3: troppods an open when you asking people at an open

1277
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 3: mic what they do for a living nigga the same

1278
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 3: thing as you waiting to get five minutes on this list.

1279
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't and I'm not.

1280
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 1: Even pulling the letter up behind me because I shut

1281
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 1: out comics. Every no you do, I.

1282
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 2: Will say that you do use your your platform for good.

1283
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I think I am here for that.

1284
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 2: The only thing is like I'll be at the comedy

1285
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:31,880
Speaker 2: clubs or people have these discussions about comedy and I'm

1286
00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 2: gonna hit them with kim people are dying true, just.

1287
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,720
Speaker 1: Like that we be hung up on is ridiculous.

1288
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 2: It's like I rather rather the people that I follow

1289
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 2: online that I enjoy, or like an example, Marie will

1290
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 2: talk about her ship that she's got going on in

1291
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 2: the she'll specifically this person.

1292
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 1: Is is stupid that happened to me?

1293
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,000
Speaker 2: Instead of hitting random people that she's doesn't have that

1294
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 2: are not really entangled with. I feel like that is

1295
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 2: that doesn't do it for me. I want to hear

1296
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 2: about your ship, but what.

1297
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:07,640
Speaker 1: Is there is there?

1298
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Speaker 3: But is there a line when like they're kind of homophobia, racism, transphobia,

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01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 3: or just sort of bigotry reaches reaches like a critical

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01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 3: mass where you as a black person, as a quick person,

1301
01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:22,560
Speaker 3: as a person with a bunch of trans people who

1302
01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,040
Speaker 3: you love in your life. Isn't there sometimes where you

1303
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 3: got to say, hey man, there's some people saying some

1304
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,600
Speaker 3: stupid as ship right now I have to address it.

1305
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 3: Or just so you know, not all stand up comics

1306
01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 3: are okay with this motherfucker shit, because that is a

1307
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,920
Speaker 3: place where we are headed. Because every interview I have now,

1308
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 3: people go, oh, don't you love the fact that like

1309
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:44,040
Speaker 3: comedy is getting back to comedy. You can say whatever

1310
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 3: you want. I can say whatever the fuck I want

1311
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 3: all the time. Those motherfuckers want to say stupid shit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:51,400
Speaker 3: The difference that's like I I think I have to

1314
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 3: say it because I don't. I don't think anyone else

1315
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 3: is qualified. Both from a martialized identity standpoint, from a

1316
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 3: popularity standpoint, from a traditional success standpoint, and from an

1317
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:09,560
Speaker 3: Internet success standpoint to call out because they go, oh

1318
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 3: Jay's not funny, Well that's a lie. All day's not successful.

1319
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,520
Speaker 3: Well that's why, Oh J doesn't. Why did Jay care

1320
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 3: about these groups? I'm part of these groups. I think

1321
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 3: because of that kind of triangulation of effects, I feel

1322
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 3: like I have to like say something every now and then.

1323
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 1: For Neo, you're the one, I'm not.

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01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:25,040
Speaker 2: I don't.

1325
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 1: I say you're the Malcolm X of comedy. I'm not.

1326
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 1: I'm one hundred Yeah, because I used to be a hole.

1327
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm not.

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01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 3: He was a sex worker, I'm not. He was, he was,

1329
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 3: he was, I wasn't. In the movie Malcolm X with

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01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:40,919
Speaker 3: a sex Worker.

1331
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 2: Wait, wait a minute, and it might have been in

1332
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 2: the beginning he was. Wait when he was hooking up

1333
01:01:45,520 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 2: with that white woman.

1334
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 1: Malcolm X was the hustler. He was.

1335
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Speaker 3: He people paid him for sex, which people black people.

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01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 3: It's right in the book Malcolm.

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01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 1: X with sex Worker. Look it up. Look it up

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01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 1: right now, did you get Look I got this from

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01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:01,800
Speaker 1: dum only.

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01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yeah, he had a he had a my

1341
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 3: only fans mean necessary.

1342
01:02:06,600 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 1: Let me look this up. You said Malcolm X was a.

1343
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 3: Sex work was a sex worker? Yeah, Michael, Malcolm X

1344
01:02:11,400 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 3: was a male prostitution. What is this special, because that's

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01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 3: that's next in the next hour, Malcolm triple X.

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01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna Malcolm X sex work.

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01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 3: Malcolm Malcolm triple X by any pens necessary, by any pens.

1348
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 2: They said, Malcolm X bisexual question mark.

1349
01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 1: That'sing Reddit question mark.

1350
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:34,920
Speaker 2: That's how you know the root Malcolm X and his

1351
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 2: sex get to the root, from the root of to

1352
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 2: the tutor.

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01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:42,440
Speaker 1: The sex work of Malcolm X. Sick of being low?

1354
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:47,640
Speaker 3: Had you got with his home means? I want to

1355
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 3: know what it means to be love?

1356
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 2: Okay, it did say a teenage Malcolm was back doing

1357
01:02:55,320 --> 01:03:03,760
Speaker 2: sex work with a rich white guy. Oh not connect

1358
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:09,200
Speaker 2: what's fine? Not lobs and pasta? What he'd be feeding

1359
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 2: me in lobster and papa. Well, what I'm saying, I'm like, Ah,

1360
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 2: there's just so much that you can talk about that's

1361
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:20,200
Speaker 2: not but that's people in your feet.

1362
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:23,480
Speaker 3: These majority of is that I talk about, Like, if

1363
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,959
Speaker 3: you actually the I think me calling people out does

1364
01:03:27,080 --> 01:03:29,240
Speaker 3: get a little bit of focused And I do like

1365
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:32,600
Speaker 3: that because as a queer black person, I don't say

1366
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,439
Speaker 3: as a queer person. As a queer person, they really

1367
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:37,360
Speaker 3: don't expect queer men to pop off. They expect us

1368
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 3: to be me. They expect us to be quiet about

1369
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,000
Speaker 3: this ship. They expect us to let everyone call us

1370
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:44,560
Speaker 3: all types of fagus. They expect no, none of us

1371
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,720
Speaker 3: to be funny on stage for straight people. They don't

1372
01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 3: expect us to be able to do well in the

1373
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 3: straight rooms.

1374
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 2: They so crazy in this day and age, after all

1375
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,439
Speaker 2: that the gays have given us, and that they all

1376
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 2: of the entertainment that they provide.

1377
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 1: Listen, these dudes still are mad.

1378
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 3: They can't say faggot, So now they say faggot and

1379
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 3: they think it was gonna be like, oh, they said

1380
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 3: it so like that, But that's like that's their push,

1381
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 3: that's like there they want to be able to punch.

1382
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:11,880
Speaker 1: Not only that's their person line.

1383
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 3: That's like there, they really mean that, even because like

1384
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:18,400
Speaker 3: a while ago, Louis had a joke where he was

1385
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:19,800
Speaker 3: figuring out how he could say nigger and how he

1386
01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 3: can say faggot. And now they're still doing that, and

1387
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,080
Speaker 3: you kind and be like Louis c K did this

1388
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 3: joke years ago and he figured out as soon as.

1389
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,680
Speaker 1: He did it, they all tried to do it. We

1390
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:35,040
Speaker 1: were coming up there twenty sixteen seventeen to drop it. Yeah,

1391
01:04:35,040 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 1: an N word A word, a word.

1392
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 3: So when that like has a place to like thrive

1393
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:43,840
Speaker 3: and fester and metastasize and get bigger and bigger and bigger,

1394
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:47,360
Speaker 3: if I don't call that out, then I feel kind

1395
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 3: of crazy. And I've done less of like just calling

1396
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:51,200
Speaker 3: out people who are like, I don't think that person's

1397
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:52,720
Speaker 3: finding it. I've done a little bit less Now. I'm

1398
01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:54,800
Speaker 3: kind of like, all that person's an asshole. All that

1399
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:58,240
Speaker 3: person like is pretty transphobic. I've trying to make it

1400
01:04:58,680 --> 01:05:00,520
Speaker 3: less of, Like I don't think it's person is funny,

1401
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 3: because that is more so that is subjective. That is subjective.

1402
01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:06,000
Speaker 3: Some people you know they're gonna do, They're gonna do

1403
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:06,480
Speaker 3: what they want to do.

1404
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 2: People gonna write for them, while people you're gonna do

1405
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 2: what they're gonna do. I think might be the title

1406
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 2: of episode.

1407
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,800
Speaker 3: People are gonna gonna do what they want to Snapcoochie Benefits.

1408
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 2: Snapcoocie Benefits is a hook. The hook right there, Malcolm

1409
01:05:20,280 --> 01:05:25,360
Speaker 2: triple excel by any pains necessary.

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01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Maria we didn't land on Plymouth cock

1411
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,520
Speaker 3: Plymouth cock landing, I hit.

1412
01:05:33,440 --> 01:05:37,680
Speaker 1: You first, but on the side of us.

1413
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 3: But I like I also, but like, I want to

1414
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,760
Speaker 3: have this conversation with y'all. The thing that actually makes

1415
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:45,440
Speaker 3: me when I get heated is when people who I

1416
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:47,520
Speaker 3: don't like say this stuff to me, because I go,

1417
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:49,400
Speaker 3: I don't like you, why are you talking to me?

1418
01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:53,680
Speaker 1: Has anybody ever pulled up on you? Yeah? The people people?

1419
01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:56,680
Speaker 3: So what happened? I think I was. I was at

1420
01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:58,600
Speaker 3: a party. I was at some sort of common.

1421
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:00,560
Speaker 1: Party right in front of the Bokasota. It's like, let

1422
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:02,600
Speaker 1: me talk to you. This is what they said. This

1423
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:03,640
Speaker 1: is what they said.

1424
01:06:03,680 --> 01:06:09,240
Speaker 3: They said, hey, you know, you're probably gonna get farther

1425
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 3: like not talking about people. And I went to the

1426
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:14,800
Speaker 3: exactly what I said, y'all there, I said, I have

1427
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 3: not talked about anyone who I want to work with.

1428
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:19,200
Speaker 1: That's it.

1429
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 3: And if someone goes, oh, WHI y'all want to work

1430
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 3: with you, roll the tape. Make sure make sure you

1431
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:26,920
Speaker 3: want to work with me, because like, well that's true.

1432
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:29,280
Speaker 1: Just make sure make sure you want to work with me.

1433
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:30,760
Speaker 1: I don't want to work with you.

1434
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:32,800
Speaker 3: We make sure you I want to work with me

1435
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:36,040
Speaker 3: if I've said it about you and that ship stung.

1436
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 1: Sorry here let's talk about this.

1437
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:44,600
Speaker 2: So our friend and yours Iowa Debris was on a podcast,

1438
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 2: would you answer a question?

1439
01:06:46,520 --> 01:06:48,040
Speaker 1: She made a comment about Jayleen.

1440
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 2: Then fast forward, I don't know how many years, probably

1441
01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:55,480
Speaker 2: asked seven or eight right seven years later they asked

1442
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:59,600
Speaker 2: io to host s and l and the musical guest

1443
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:04,840
Speaker 2: Jennifer little Bit somebody, Yeah, somebody messy jug up the.

1444
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:08,680
Speaker 1: Podcast yeah, and was like, look at what she is? Yeah,

1445
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 1: who did that?

1446
01:07:09,840 --> 01:07:13,280
Speaker 3: People on the internet bored people, sleuth people. People could

1447
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,000
Speaker 3: do that about me with j Low. But then they

1448
01:07:15,040 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 3: also had to be like, listen, I have made fun

1449
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 3: of her. But I also say Waiting for Tonight is

1450
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 3: one of the best gay songs ever. Waiting for Tonight

1451
01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 3: changes gave people's lives.

1452
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:27,360
Speaker 1: When it comes on an amendment to that, it's just

1453
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 1: a great song. It's a great Okay. I was gonna

1454
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 1: waiting for Tonight.

1455
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:38,320
Speaker 2: I still see the green lights.

1456
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:41,440
Speaker 3: I don't ever pretend like what I said on the

1457
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,200
Speaker 3: Internet didn't occur, Like it's just.

1458
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,080
Speaker 1: Oh, you've not you've not done a sweep, you've not

1459
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:47,960
Speaker 1: done a tweet. Cleanse.

1460
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:50,960
Speaker 3: I mean the tweet, don't they They cleanse after a

1461
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 3: certain aunt time.

1462
01:07:52,320 --> 01:07:56,320
Speaker 2: They do not Because after the Kevin Hart fiasco, when

1463
01:07:56,520 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 2: his old tweets got dug up, that's when I cleared

1464
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 2: mind because I don't know what the hell I was

1465
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,400
Speaker 2: talking about.

1466
01:08:01,560 --> 01:08:04,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I probably have. No.

1467
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,840
Speaker 3: It's hard for me to be like, oh, I don't

1468
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:08,800
Speaker 3: stand by that because if it was funny, I usually

1469
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:09,600
Speaker 3: say something so crazy.

1470
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:11,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you might have. You might have tweeted something

1471
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 2: in twenty twelve that you don't necessarily look up. Let

1472
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 2: me look up Jay Jurton, twenty twelve.

1473
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:21,320
Speaker 3: But it's so hard for I'm also, you don't relax

1474
01:08:21,479 --> 01:08:22,120
Speaker 3: and I'm gay.

1475
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 1: If I said a nigga, If I said a faggot,

1476
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:26,439
Speaker 1: let it rock. No, but we're not. I'm not in

1477
01:08:26,479 --> 01:08:29,120
Speaker 1: trouble for that. You get in trouble, or to get

1478
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:33,360
Speaker 1: in trouble. If I'm about throwing out house, yeah he said.

1479
01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:35,679
Speaker 3: He he says gonna hit his son over the head

1480
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:37,240
Speaker 3: with a doll house if he got it, and then

1481
01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:38,679
Speaker 3: he he didn't get the oscars.

1482
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:39,240
Speaker 1: That's what I mean.

1483
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:43,559
Speaker 2: Okay, Jay Jurden controversial, this is seven years ago. I

1484
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:46,559
Speaker 2: just want to be naked on HBO before I die, and.

1485
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:48,519
Speaker 3: Then and then that happened, and then I and then

1486
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,960
Speaker 3: and then my ass is on HBO. How mad I

1487
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,560
Speaker 3: got to put my boody on that? They asked with

1488
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:55,720
Speaker 3: my team, I said yes in the front. They asked

1489
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:58,200
Speaker 3: for from I said yes. My team said, Jay, don't

1490
01:08:58,200 --> 01:09:00,679
Speaker 3: say yes, we can. We can negotiate you. But but I said,

1491
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:02,559
Speaker 3: I can show my Dick said, day, this is the

1492
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 3: first time on TV. Let's wait, that's a way, I said.

1493
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,240
Speaker 3: I said, I'll send the text now, they said.

1494
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:11,840
Speaker 1: He said, I'm not mad at it. He said, put

1495
01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:14,519
Speaker 1: it on there. Need I think.

1496
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 3: I think it's harder to find crazy stuff for me

1497
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:22,080
Speaker 3: because my existence online is crazy. If I'm talking about

1498
01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:23,960
Speaker 3: wanting to blow one of the X men, you ain't

1499
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:24,799
Speaker 3: gonna be like, we trust.

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01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 1: Everything, he said. You know what I'm saying.

1501
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:29,280
Speaker 3: If I'm talking about, oh, I need to suck bishops,

1502
01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:31,519
Speaker 3: Dick like, that's not this bishop. He's the one with

1503
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:37,960
Speaker 3: the locks. It's tougher for you to take me seriously.

1504
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:38,920
Speaker 1: You're killing me.

1505
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,120
Speaker 2: Okay, though, what you did, I feel like you did it.

1506
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:45,320
Speaker 2: I honestly, Jay, I'm not gonna lie. I've said before

1507
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:47,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, Jay is really funny.

1508
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:50,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know he always but you're not wrong

1509
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:51,120
Speaker 1: saying that.

1510
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 3: I would never be like, I can't believe Sidney said

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01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:54,679
Speaker 3: I'm starting drama anyway, girl.

1512
01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:58,000
Speaker 1: Guess what? Like, no, no, no, I don't disagree.

1513
01:09:58,040 --> 01:09:59,519
Speaker 2: And that's why I was like, Oh, I'm glad you

1514
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,880
Speaker 2: came to and you've you've shifted.

1515
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:04,200
Speaker 1: I said. Fuck in the middle of this, I was like,

1516
01:10:04,600 --> 01:10:06,360
Speaker 1: all right, I guess he's got mad points.

1517
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:10,400
Speaker 3: Well, it's just but the harder part for me isn't oh,

1518
01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:12,080
Speaker 3: that person is not funny. The harder part for me

1519
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:15,759
Speaker 3: is that person actually is kind of evil.

1520
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:18,800
Speaker 1: Because if someone said, oh, Jay.

1521
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:21,360
Speaker 3: Because we all the motherfuckers who are kind of evil

1522
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:24,320
Speaker 3: and like in this industry, In this industry, I mean

1523
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,240
Speaker 3: like truly where you go, you're like, oh, you're the devil,

1524
01:10:27,720 --> 01:10:30,320
Speaker 3: holy shit. So like that has been the shift for me.

1525
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:35,040
Speaker 2: So now the execs, that's the producer, that's the network.

1526
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 1: But but here's the thing. I do call out streamers.

1527
01:10:40,520 --> 01:10:42,920
Speaker 3: I literally said, I said a few weeks ago, I said,

1528
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:45,599
Speaker 3: if you want to turn your platform into a into

1529
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 3: like a rental space for people who are bad, then

1530
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:51,639
Speaker 3: you're not gonna have any you're not gonna have any

1531
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:54,559
Speaker 3: critical a claim. So if you want to put people

1532
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:57,240
Speaker 3: in front of all your fans and all the people

1533
01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:59,439
Speaker 3: who are subscribing to your stuff who are not good

1534
01:10:59,479 --> 01:11:02,759
Speaker 3: at comedy, don't be surprised when those fans are terrible

1535
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:06,200
Speaker 3: and make you create terrible ship. And like, if you

1536
01:11:06,280 --> 01:11:08,160
Speaker 3: know who that's about, you know who that's about, if

1537
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:09,800
Speaker 3: you know what trend that is, you know what trend

1538
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:12,439
Speaker 3: that is. And that's me calling them out because they

1539
01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:17,240
Speaker 3: saw numbers. They saw numbers, but be for real, they

1540
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,760
Speaker 3: saw numbers on YouTube and they said, oh, let's do that,

1541
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:22,760
Speaker 3: and then the YouTube people they forgot. YouTube people are

1542
01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 3: different than subscribers because them YouTube people they like YouTube

1543
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:30,240
Speaker 3: because they can say evil ship directly to you.

1544
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 1: They want to go, it's not funny.

1545
01:11:34,960 --> 01:11:39,280
Speaker 3: My gosh, Harbor, she's not funny funny, Like that's you

1546
01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,160
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, But like it is a very

1547
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:45,840
Speaker 3: it is a very kind of like it's an intentional

1548
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:47,360
Speaker 3: effort on my part.

1549
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:48,679
Speaker 1: Whenever I call shit out.

1550
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:50,840
Speaker 3: I've never been like all that person who's knew it

1551
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:53,320
Speaker 3: comedy isn't funny because keep in mind, part of the

1552
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:55,400
Speaker 3: reason people like kill Tony's get they get to see

1553
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:57,720
Speaker 3: people bomb. I don't want to see people who are

1554
01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:01,080
Speaker 3: just starting out comedy bombing and have them ruin their careers.

1555
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:02,320
Speaker 1: I don't want.

1556
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:04,960
Speaker 3: That for them because I didn't have to go through that,

1557
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,160
Speaker 3: and I'm better for not having gone through that. But

1558
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:10,719
Speaker 3: because the resources are limited, everything's kind of shrunk people.

1559
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:11,960
Speaker 3: It's the only way I can make it. This is

1560
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:13,599
Speaker 3: the only way I can the only way I can

1561
01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:15,080
Speaker 3: make Let this man make fun of me.

1562
01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:20,320
Speaker 1: But there are people who've made it big on the rude.

1563
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:22,120
Speaker 1: But guess what.

1564
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:25,200
Speaker 3: You can't be racist and then have the only person

1565
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:27,479
Speaker 3: who makes it out of your fucking racist bullshit be

1566
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:28,599
Speaker 3: a nigga from Orlando.

1567
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 1: And I'm just saying what but he did what. You

1568
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 1: can't be racist.

1569
01:12:34,880 --> 01:12:36,880
Speaker 2: And have the only person who makes it, big guy

1570
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,840
Speaker 2: be a black person from Orlando and then keep saying

1571
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:43,240
Speaker 2: racist shit. Okay, this point, I don't I don't even

1572
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:44,400
Speaker 2: know if Cam is still assiliated.

1573
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 1: That's exactly is he? Probably no more. Let's see if

1574
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:50,880
Speaker 1: we can get them on the pot. You don't need them,

1575
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:54,519
Speaker 1: but here's it. But God, but if get on that.

1576
01:12:54,840 --> 01:12:56,800
Speaker 1: But if your whole thing is.

1577
01:12:56,760 --> 01:12:58,560
Speaker 3: You want white boys to get up in front of

1578
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:01,439
Speaker 3: a panel of other comedians and say nigger, then you're

1579
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:05,840
Speaker 3: more the most famous person from your open mic. It

1580
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:08,360
Speaker 3: is an open Your most famous person from an open

1581
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:09,839
Speaker 3: mic is a nigga.

1582
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:11,960
Speaker 1: That ship ain't lining.

1583
01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:13,600
Speaker 3: Enough for me, because you need to be nice to

1584
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:16,640
Speaker 3: niggas because they're giving credibility to your bullshit.

1585
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:18,639
Speaker 1: Is that not true?

1586
01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,439
Speaker 2: I don't think that the black people are giving them credibility.

1587
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:22,840
Speaker 2: The white people don't think they need it.

1588
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:23,960
Speaker 1: But you're like, we're.

1589
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:27,280
Speaker 2: Gonna say what we want anyway, and our audience, the

1590
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:30,080
Speaker 2: demo of people who come are people who say that

1591
01:13:30,120 --> 01:13:34,360
Speaker 2: word at home, Madison Square Garden, Boo Knights in a

1592
01:13:34,439 --> 01:13:36,320
Speaker 2: row credibility.

1593
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:38,679
Speaker 3: But then you can't you can't be like, oh look

1594
01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:40,160
Speaker 3: at we can get you on SNL. But then you

1595
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:42,800
Speaker 3: can't say they didn't say that, but they are saying

1596
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:43,000
Speaker 3: and that.

1597
01:13:43,479 --> 01:13:47,000
Speaker 2: Well maybe, but Cam got on there because he's funny,

1598
01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:47,959
Speaker 2: truly good.

1599
01:13:47,840 --> 01:13:49,720
Speaker 1: But you can't be. But I don't think you can be.

1600
01:13:50,439 --> 01:13:52,400
Speaker 3: I don't think you can be antagonistic towards black people

1601
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:55,240
Speaker 3: and then a black person helped help your thing.

1602
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:59,120
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know nothing about kill Tony.

1603
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:03,479
Speaker 1: I don't know how even knowing it's like, who's to say?

1604
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:05,320
Speaker 1: Is it a burger joint? What is this?

1605
01:14:08,040 --> 01:14:11,360
Speaker 3: I thought it was a cartoon the Wesley Snipes having

1606
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:14,240
Speaker 3: to shoot him during the race war that clip. But like,

1607
01:14:14,439 --> 01:14:18,120
Speaker 3: I just I'm strict about that kind of stuff because

1608
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:21,160
Speaker 3: for me, it is like the height of hypocrisy to

1609
01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:24,679
Speaker 3: like champion people who want to kind of be evil

1610
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:27,840
Speaker 3: towards black people and towards women and towards trans people,

1611
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:30,920
Speaker 3: and then the person that's making your brand the most

1612
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:34,320
Speaker 3: famous is a black person. I think that hypocritical. I

1613
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:39,040
Speaker 3: think it's shortsighted. I think it's I think it's corny. Really,

1614
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:44,559
Speaker 3: I've an activist? Is that what at all? I can't say.

1615
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:45,639
Speaker 3: I can't claim an activist.

1616
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:45,840
Speaker 1: I'm not.

1617
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:48,040
Speaker 3: I don't do enough work to be activists every now

1618
01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:49,679
Speaker 3: and they go there you go look, go for me, Okay,

1619
01:14:49,720 --> 01:14:52,720
Speaker 3: there political action, Okay, click the link. I can't be

1620
01:14:52,760 --> 01:14:56,519
Speaker 3: activists because I'm a comedian. For me, now is the activist?

1621
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:58,080
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, is that what we're saying here on

1622
01:14:58,160 --> 01:14:59,519
Speaker 3: mess I'm more of.

1623
01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:01,120
Speaker 1: A comedie and then I am an activist.

1624
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:02,920
Speaker 3: So if I claim the activist title, I gotta be

1625
01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:04,920
Speaker 3: doing more activist stuff than comedy stuff.

1626
01:15:05,479 --> 01:15:06,840
Speaker 1: Do you disagree?

1627
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:12,960
Speaker 3: But I'm being for real with that because if someone said, oh,

1628
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:16,000
Speaker 3: j you're actives, I'm a comedian who has done activist stuff.

1629
01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:18,599
Speaker 1: I'm a comedian who has helped with some mutual a If.

1630
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:20,200
Speaker 3: You come me activists, you're gonna have to be like, well, Jay,

1631
01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:22,280
Speaker 3: you haven't spoke up enough about no true.

1632
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:24,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, once you put that title on there, you better

1633
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:28,280
Speaker 2: be boots on the ground baby all the time, every story.

1634
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:31,840
Speaker 2: Jesse Jackson, No, you got you? I mean you, j

1635
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:36,719
Speaker 2: Jesse Jordan Jackson. Yeah, activist. I don't want you to

1636
01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:41,320
Speaker 2: talk on the next post. I need something. It needs

1637
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:41,800
Speaker 2: to make sense.

1638
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:47,080
Speaker 3: Justice for ball, Justice for balls. It's not even like

1639
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:49,759
Speaker 3: I'm giving activist. I'm just trying to really think about

1640
01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:54,479
Speaker 3: this from just from a strategy standpoint, Like if if

1641
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:56,599
Speaker 3: I think about everything I do and everything I say,

1642
01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:59,320
Speaker 3: it's either attention grabbing so that people go look at

1643
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:01,000
Speaker 3: my stuff and go oh, he's very funny, where they

1644
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:03,400
Speaker 3: go ooh, Jay's really outspoken and they agree with the

1645
01:16:03,439 --> 01:16:04,840
Speaker 3: point even if they go I don't like comedy, but

1646
01:16:04,840 --> 01:16:07,080
Speaker 3: I do like what he's saying. And if someone kind

1647
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:09,920
Speaker 3: of like disagrees with me instantly, did not also have

1648
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 3: their attention because they might comment that boost algorithm. I'm

1649
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:15,519
Speaker 3: not saying controversial stuff so that people don't pay attention.

1650
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:19,160
Speaker 3: I'm saying this ship so that you think I didn't

1651
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:22,559
Speaker 3: know people were gonna repost all the stuff when I

1652
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:24,960
Speaker 3: posted that the crazy thread, when I said, oh, this

1653
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:26,000
Speaker 3: is how I feel about Tony, this is how I

1654
01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:27,599
Speaker 3: feel about Tim Didllon, this, I feel about je Rogan,

1655
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:28,439
Speaker 3: this half about theobon.

1656
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,559
Speaker 1: I want people to post that. I want people to go,

1657
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:31,760
Speaker 1: ooh I agree. I want people to go.

1658
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:34,000
Speaker 3: I disagree, and I'll be like, why tell me why

1659
01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:35,840
Speaker 3: quote sweet quote engagement.

1660
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:39,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like strategy Day has a strategy and

1661
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:40,720
Speaker 2: I didn't even know that.

1662
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:44,599
Speaker 1: And a publicist which is yeah, my public is they

1663
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:49,480
Speaker 1: don't even they like it. You're serious about.

1664
01:16:48,720 --> 01:16:50,920
Speaker 2: Work show tomorrow, they gonna give me I'm gonna say

1665
01:16:50,960 --> 01:16:53,240
Speaker 2: something crazy. They're oh, please do and make sure you

1666
01:16:53,240 --> 01:16:57,200
Speaker 2: shout outs, be like.

1667
01:16:57,200 --> 01:16:59,000
Speaker 1: You know, you know who you'll should have on here.

1668
01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:02,679
Speaker 3: I'd be like, Josh, you know you need to have next.

1669
01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:05,200
Speaker 3: But I also value conversations with people who I like,

1670
01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:06,720
Speaker 3: so like I get to hang out with y'all and

1671
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:08,879
Speaker 3: we get to have these conversations whenever.

1672
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:11,720
Speaker 1: Whenever I do stand up, I do want stand up

1673
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:12,320
Speaker 1: to be the focus.

1674
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,360
Speaker 3: Like the Special to me is very good because I

1675
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:16,360
Speaker 3: don't talk about nothing in the special exactly.

1676
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:17,759
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. It's just jokes.

1677
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:20,000
Speaker 3: It's just I say one thing about podcasts, but I

1678
01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:22,639
Speaker 3: kind of talk about how like the manisphere in general's

1679
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:23,360
Speaker 3: fucking men up.

1680
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:26,559
Speaker 1: But like my goal is for people to get to

1681
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:27,320
Speaker 1: my comedy.

1682
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:30,320
Speaker 3: If it takes being a little messy, if it takes

1683
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:33,080
Speaker 3: talking a little ship, if it takes me being in

1684
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:36,559
Speaker 3: the speedo, if it takes me kind of like being

1685
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:39,559
Speaker 3: politically aware, Like all those things should lead back to

1686
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 3: you buying.

1687
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:42,439
Speaker 2: A ticket, okay, send us a speedo pick for the

1688
01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:46,360
Speaker 2: dump okay, and then send us like a strategy thing

1689
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:48,840
Speaker 2: like I need I want to like I need them,

1690
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:49,840
Speaker 2: I want to follow.

1691
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 1: So I should talk ship a little bikini post. Then

1692
01:17:54,280 --> 01:18:00,960
Speaker 1: I see you girl, you know for you know I

1693
01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:04,120
Speaker 1: do not use now why would I use have j

1694
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:06,200
Speaker 1: I have the equation right here.

1695
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 3: If you talk a little ship, talk a little ship

1696
01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:09,720
Speaker 3: showlotle dick.

1697
01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:14,640
Speaker 1: That's it, little ship shoulder dick. That sounds like a

1698
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:18,320
Speaker 1: good that might be Yeah, yeah, like Malcolm X.

1699
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:22,080
Speaker 3: I can't believe you'all were like Malcolm X want fucking

1700
01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 3: sucking for money.

1701
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:25,760
Speaker 1: I didn't know we had. I didn't know.

1702
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:27,720
Speaker 2: I didn't teach that dirt like I didn't know that.

1703
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,839
Speaker 2: I watched the movie so many times.

1704
01:18:30,479 --> 01:18:31,880
Speaker 1: You don't know her. You didn't get to do it.

1705
01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:33,799
Speaker 1: You can do a poem on that.

1706
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:39,200
Speaker 2: Oral report on his oral situation. The ir eyes is

1707
01:18:39,240 --> 01:18:44,519
Speaker 2: really Max. Come on, yeah, he's the Maya Angelou Malcolm X.

1708
01:18:45,280 --> 01:18:48,519
Speaker 2: He was putting it down on Betty shabaz Yo. She

1709
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:52,640
Speaker 2: was in there justice for Betty. Yeah, hey, back that

1710
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,599
Speaker 2: you bads up. I gotta go back to herd.

1711
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:57,800
Speaker 1: That you bas up is also a good.

1712
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,840
Speaker 3: This is why I talk ship because I'm fun I'm

1713
01:19:03,920 --> 01:19:04,799
Speaker 3: not that funny.

1714
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:06,760
Speaker 1: Listen, hey, hey, look at me.

1715
01:19:06,960 --> 01:19:10,200
Speaker 3: I love every comment every comic who've ever talked about.

1716
01:19:10,439 --> 01:19:12,280
Speaker 3: I won't say anything bad about you for the rest

1717
01:19:12,320 --> 01:19:15,439
Speaker 3: of the day, for the day, for the rest.

1718
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:18,800
Speaker 1: For the rest the day. We need Marie hol Me

1719
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:21,000
Speaker 1: say this the rest of the day. Let me to this.

1720
01:19:21,479 --> 01:19:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about anybody today, for the rest of

1721
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:27,439
Speaker 1: the day, for the rest of the day, for the

1722
01:19:27,479 --> 01:19:28,080
Speaker 1: rest of the day.

1723
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:32,720
Speaker 2: That is, Oh my god, I can't believe that I

1724
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:36,439
Speaker 2: had an appeal on my Instagram on my account that

1725
01:19:36,560 --> 01:19:40,000
Speaker 2: should have been my mess yes, because I did, I

1726
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,600
Speaker 2: didn't add for a lift, and then I posted it

1727
01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:44,960
Speaker 2: and they were supposed to monetize it and they were like, oh,

1728
01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:46,840
Speaker 2: we can't monetize it because you had a violation. A

1729
01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:51,360
Speaker 2: violation because I posted a picture of a barbie doing

1730
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:55,000
Speaker 2: cocaine from my show. And they were like, oh, you

1731
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:58,479
Speaker 2: cannot do ads until February second of twenty twenty.

1732
01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:02,600
Speaker 1: What because of barbel.

1733
01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:09,759
Speaker 2: Because you can't be soliciting drugs, doing drugs, bullying, violence, nudity.

1734
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:13,160
Speaker 3: What One time I posted I posted my booty so

1735
01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:15,600
Speaker 3: that people were buy tickets to a show. Uh, and

1736
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:18,920
Speaker 3: then someone reported the booty and then but like booties

1737
01:20:18,920 --> 01:20:20,439
Speaker 3: are allowed, just a little bit of booty I think

1738
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:27,679
Speaker 3: is allowed. Cancel home. No, that's the only thing that's evil.

1739
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:31,320
Speaker 3: But uh, they reported me and then I peeled and

1740
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:33,599
Speaker 3: Instagram was like you can you can do that. They

1741
01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:35,360
Speaker 3: were like you can, you can put your booty up.

1742
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:37,840
Speaker 3: So it went back up. But I had like people

1743
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:39,840
Speaker 3: kind of try to get me in situations like that,

1744
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:41,240
Speaker 3: who would have reported you.

1745
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:45,400
Speaker 2: Oh, honey, I don't know, but they I I was

1746
01:20:45,439 --> 01:20:48,160
Speaker 2: distraught because it's it's money, you know, I'm trying to

1747
01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:51,320
Speaker 2: get paid. And uh yeah they got, they got. They

1748
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:52,240
Speaker 2: just got back to me.

1749
01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:53,120
Speaker 1: What they say.

1750
01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:55,880
Speaker 2: They said, Hey, I have the best news. Just got

1751
01:20:55,880 --> 01:20:58,160
Speaker 2: the message from the policy. It looks like we made

1752
01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:00,759
Speaker 2: a mistake and remove something you post it on Facebook

1753
01:21:00,800 --> 01:21:04,160
Speaker 2: Instagram that didn't go against our community standards. We want

1754
01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:06,840
Speaker 2: to apologize and let you know that we've restored your

1755
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,840
Speaker 2: content and removed any blocks on your account related to

1756
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:11,280
Speaker 2: this incorrect action.

1757
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:16,479
Speaker 1: I should sue. That's great, z. Yeah. They don't want

1758
01:21:16,520 --> 01:21:18,840
Speaker 1: people to get money either. That's another thing they're like.

1759
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:21,519
Speaker 2: So many peopleff is not monetized on Instagram, so many

1760
01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:24,240
Speaker 2: how long it's been Wait, why, Marie, I don't know

1761
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:28,360
Speaker 2: front Wait if it's not my Instagram is not monetized.

1762
01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:29,840
Speaker 3: And people but you know, and people think all all

1763
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:31,040
Speaker 3: these videos make money.

1764
01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:34,280
Speaker 2: Those people think about my videos used to be monetized.

1765
01:21:34,320 --> 01:21:36,479
Speaker 2: Now they are no longer monetized. I got to update

1766
01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:38,800
Speaker 2: my tax stuff, so mine aren't coming to you. I

1767
01:21:38,800 --> 01:21:42,479
Speaker 2: gotta get my I'm gonna send you Michaels Michael's number, Yes,

1768
01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:43,880
Speaker 2: and so you hit him up.

1769
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:47,280
Speaker 1: He'll help you for sure. Who missed? Wow, we did it?

1770
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:49,360
Speaker 1: We really this is.

1771
01:21:49,400 --> 01:21:52,080
Speaker 3: An extended I'm also glad that we have this conversation

1772
01:21:52,080 --> 01:21:53,719
Speaker 3: because so many people think you can't have this conversation,

1773
01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:58,479
Speaker 3: like I think, a legit conversation about like the pros

1774
01:21:58,479 --> 01:22:00,640
Speaker 3: and cons of like talking a little shit it. And

1775
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:04,599
Speaker 3: because we work both in an industry that's like artists

1776
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:08,120
Speaker 3: but also like make your money, like having these conversations

1777
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,320
Speaker 3: and they continue. But we can't even have these conversations

1778
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:12,320
Speaker 3: because the minute you say, oh, I don't really I

1779
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:14,200
Speaker 3: don't know how I feel about them, people go, oh,

1780
01:22:14,280 --> 01:22:16,160
Speaker 3: you should be best friends, or they go, oh, you

1781
01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 3: should hate them.

1782
01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:18,719
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone has to hate the people I hate.

1783
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:22,680
Speaker 3: But you just take you know, every down there and

1784
01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:24,840
Speaker 3: listen to what I'm saying about these people, because they

1785
01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:27,080
Speaker 3: do be scamming folks I don't like. I don't like

1786
01:22:27,160 --> 01:22:29,519
Speaker 3: people scamming people when they come to see them. If

1787
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,240
Speaker 3: I say, oh, you just trick those people and give

1788
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,960
Speaker 3: you money, okay, listen.

1789
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:34,800
Speaker 1: Let me tell you some people want to be scammed's

1790
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:36,120
Speaker 1: okay money give ways.

1791
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:39,600
Speaker 2: Don't care you see how they live their lives and

1792
01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:42,920
Speaker 2: their homes and whatnot. They're okay, listen, they stay giving

1793
01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:46,160
Speaker 2: out their emails the last four digits of their Social Security.

1794
01:22:46,280 --> 01:22:50,280
Speaker 2: Those people want to get their money took, and they

1795
01:22:50,320 --> 01:22:52,960
Speaker 2: got extra four of the Social I can't.

1796
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:54,400
Speaker 1: I can't get mad at them. That's me.

1797
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:56,640
Speaker 3: I got scammed one time. The way they got me,

1798
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:58,439
Speaker 3: they got me a well Spargo. They got me a

1799
01:22:58,439 --> 01:23:00,840
Speaker 3: while ago. They called me up up. They said there's

1800
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:03,360
Speaker 3: some charges on your account. I said where. They said, Houston.

1801
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:05,400
Speaker 3: I said, I'm not in Houston. How can I fix it?

1802
01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:06,640
Speaker 3: I said, okay, all you gotta do is give me.

1803
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:08,639
Speaker 3: I said, okay, I'm gonna give it to you. They

1804
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:11,120
Speaker 3: ran they and then the crazy part about me getting

1805
01:23:11,120 --> 01:23:13,280
Speaker 3: scammed is I call that number back. I said, Hey,

1806
01:23:13,760 --> 01:23:17,920
Speaker 3: y'all scammed me. Y'all ain't Wells Fargo.

1807
01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:20,840
Speaker 2: Wait, a number called you and I said something about

1808
01:23:20,920 --> 01:23:23,200
Speaker 2: Houston and then you might to verify your information, and

1809
01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:24,719
Speaker 2: you gave them your actual information.

1810
01:23:24,760 --> 01:23:27,280
Speaker 3: No, I said, I'm gonna call Wells Fargo, and Wells

1811
01:23:27,280 --> 01:23:28,840
Speaker 3: Fargo said we didn't make that call. And then I

1812
01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:30,559
Speaker 3: called that number back and I said, y'all scammed y'all

1813
01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:33,680
Speaker 3: gonna give me. Yeah, y'all pick up yes, because.

1814
01:23:33,400 --> 01:23:34,840
Speaker 1: They thought I was calling back to give them in form.

1815
01:23:35,000 --> 01:23:41,240
Speaker 1: And what did they say? Is it I'll never get

1816
01:23:41,280 --> 01:23:42,720
Speaker 1: I was walking in the little fields. I said, oh

1817
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:44,439
Speaker 1: my god, he's okay. Let me let me come up back.

1818
01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:48,000
Speaker 2: Hey, shooters, gotta shoot. They almost got you got you

1819
01:23:48,040 --> 01:23:50,759
Speaker 2: got when I got I got robbed.

1820
01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:52,840
Speaker 1: It's not sad. It's not sad. I did get robbed.

1821
01:23:53,479 --> 01:23:55,880
Speaker 3: They only got like forty They got like one hundred

1822
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:57,400
Speaker 3: dollars out of me because I shut the cars down.

1823
01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:59,240
Speaker 1: But even then they robbed me. I was like, y'all

1824
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:01,479
Speaker 1: know we can shut cars is down. Where did you

1825
01:24:01,479 --> 01:24:07,320
Speaker 1: get up, Rob Harlem? Recently? Did they hit you too? Yeah?

1826
01:24:07,439 --> 01:24:10,720
Speaker 3: Him in the back of the head, Like they took

1827
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:13,280
Speaker 3: my coach bag, so they like to know you were

1828
01:24:13,439 --> 01:24:16,840
Speaker 3: gag they took that was they took the coach Empire bag,

1829
01:24:16,920 --> 01:24:18,519
Speaker 3: which was funny because then when they run away, I

1830
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:20,600
Speaker 3: was like, some fucking faggots with a purse.

1831
01:24:21,040 --> 01:24:24,240
Speaker 1: Did they they? Yeah?

1832
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:26,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well it wasn't two sexy Nigeria, So I'm kind

1833
01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:28,760
Speaker 3: of what did they hit you with?

1834
01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:29,599
Speaker 1: Justice?

1835
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:29,800
Speaker 2: Small?

1836
01:24:29,880 --> 01:24:33,439
Speaker 3: Let got gang him? Not he got hit by No,

1837
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,960
Speaker 3: it was a gang jump. They jumped him.

1838
01:24:36,040 --> 01:24:38,960
Speaker 1: Wait, Jay, what did they hit you? They hand and

1839
01:24:39,000 --> 01:24:41,799
Speaker 1: they said they had a gun. Ja did they show

1840
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:47,320
Speaker 1: your bag I had? I had the big joint. They

1841
01:24:47,439 --> 01:24:49,360
Speaker 1: knew you were a game. You look if you look.

1842
01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:50,800
Speaker 3: At the podcast with Devin, if you look at my

1843
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:54,160
Speaker 3: favorite lyrics, like it's that the light one, the leather one.

1844
01:24:54,360 --> 01:24:57,000
Speaker 3: They got that one. They ran away with it, totop

1845
01:24:57,040 --> 01:24:59,559
Speaker 3: in it. No, it had my cards, my keys, and

1846
01:24:59,600 --> 01:25:02,720
Speaker 3: my and then I also had to get new glasses.

1847
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:05,559
Speaker 3: I had a concussion and I did a podcast next day.

1848
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:07,920
Speaker 3: I was very funny because I didn't know I was concussed.

1849
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:09,679
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, wait did.

1850
01:25:09,560 --> 01:25:11,320
Speaker 1: They're not supposed to sleep when you have a concussion.

1851
01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:13,000
Speaker 3: You can't sleep when you have a concussion. So I

1852
01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:15,240
Speaker 3: was like in and out all day, like Lucas.

1853
01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:17,040
Speaker 2: You were still funny? And did they start to go

1854
01:25:17,160 --> 01:25:18,519
Speaker 2: fund me? I didn't see that for you.

1855
01:25:18,560 --> 01:25:21,200
Speaker 3: No, I'm fine, I don't. I mean, it's not like

1856
01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:23,479
Speaker 3: a situation. I just now can talk about it because

1857
01:25:23,479 --> 01:25:24,960
Speaker 3: when I was telling people, They're like, oh my gosh.

1858
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:26,880
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, it was very I got I

1859
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:30,720
Speaker 3: was walking by school because it was lit, but because.

1860
01:25:30,520 --> 01:25:33,080
Speaker 1: No it was you got knocked the fuck out?

1861
01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:38,879
Speaker 3: What happened the episode tell you that's yeah, jumping people's

1862
01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:43,040
Speaker 3: some mess people. I got scammed like the old school way,

1863
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:45,280
Speaker 3: like they robbed me. But they said they had a gun.

1864
01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:48,439
Speaker 3: So that's also why I didn't fire. You didn't see it, no,

1865
01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:50,320
Speaker 3: but like they like if you see, like they fucked

1866
01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:51,880
Speaker 3: me up a little bit there, like that's like still

1867
01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:53,880
Speaker 3: healing from it. Wait, what did they hit you with?

1868
01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:55,200
Speaker 3: They hit me in the back of the head. So

1869
01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:58,400
Speaker 3: I was walking. I was walking towards the subway, headed west,

1870
01:25:58,439 --> 01:25:59,639
Speaker 3: and they hit me in the back of the head

1871
01:25:59,720 --> 01:26:01,680
Speaker 3: with like with the fist. Because I didn't go, I

1872
01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:04,240
Speaker 3: didn't black out, like I just kind of fell down.

1873
01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:06,280
Speaker 3: And so then I was like oh, and it was

1874
01:26:06,280 --> 01:26:07,920
Speaker 3: two dudes and they're like, don't know, we got a gun.

1875
01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:10,479
Speaker 3: I said, oh my god. And so then I still

1876
01:26:10,479 --> 01:26:12,880
Speaker 3: have my phone. So they got my bag and so

1877
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:15,120
Speaker 3: they they were like, we need the phone. I said, man, no,

1878
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:16,840
Speaker 3: you got my bag. They said we need the phone.

1879
01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:19,599
Speaker 3: I said I need the phone, and so once again

1880
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,519
Speaker 3: not I should have been trying to be funny, and

1881
01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:23,360
Speaker 3: I was like, man, just give my phone, like no,

1882
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:25,320
Speaker 3: So they were like wrestling for the phone, and so

1883
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:26,040
Speaker 3: they got the phone.

1884
01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:28,080
Speaker 1: Here's the crazy part. I literally had all this song.

1885
01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, why you were fighting.

1886
01:26:32,120 --> 01:26:33,640
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say how much these rings are, but

1887
01:26:33,680 --> 01:26:35,599
Speaker 3: like these these are like coffee diamonds.

1888
01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:37,639
Speaker 2: So like it's not I thought you got the stuff

1889
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:41,479
Speaker 2: from a jury. No, this is this is nice. This

1890
01:26:41,520 --> 01:26:43,559
Speaker 2: is David Yearman and this is like and this is

1891
01:26:43,600 --> 01:26:45,800
Speaker 2: like our custom jeweler. But like they didn't get into this,

1892
01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:47,480
Speaker 2: our custom jewels.

1893
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:49,240
Speaker 1: Me and my husband. Wait, is that Rose goes? Yeah?

1894
01:26:49,479 --> 01:26:52,120
Speaker 1: I love get a custom jeweler.

1895
01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:56,000
Speaker 3: I love once again, this is why I can talk ship.

1896
01:26:56,320 --> 01:27:00,560
Speaker 3: We'll talk shitet hit, but I didn't hit. Uh they

1897
01:27:01,120 --> 01:27:03,839
Speaker 3: wait a second, I think Matt Rice sent them goons

1898
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:04,439
Speaker 3: to Rob.

1899
01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:09,720
Speaker 2: And you're gonna put that on mess and you know,

1900
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:11,800
Speaker 2: if they get us a cease and desist, we're coming

1901
01:27:11,800 --> 01:27:12,000
Speaker 2: for you.

1902
01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:12,280
Speaker 1: Jay.

1903
01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:15,519
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not seating. I say, Hannah sent the goons.

1904
01:27:15,560 --> 01:27:19,160
Speaker 2: I said Matt I say names every now and then.

1905
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:19,599
Speaker 1: It's fun.

1906
01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:22,400
Speaker 2: You have.

1907
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:27,200
Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Yeah?

1908
01:27:27,479 --> 01:27:30,720
Speaker 3: On the socials, Jay Jurden on all socials. J A

1909
01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:33,600
Speaker 3: Y j U R D E N. That's on Instagram,

1910
01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:36,080
Speaker 3: that's on Facebook. Yeah, I'm still on there. I gotta

1911
01:27:36,120 --> 01:27:38,720
Speaker 3: go to my twentieth class reunion. I'm on, I'm on,

1912
01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:41,800
Speaker 3: I'm on X, I'm on Twitter. On Twitter, there's a

1913
01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:43,640
Speaker 3: lot of porn people who follow me on Twitter. I

1914
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:46,439
Speaker 3: want to say this right now. Keep following me and

1915
01:27:46,479 --> 01:27:49,840
Speaker 3: send your nasty ass friends too. I'm on blue Sky.

1916
01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:53,920
Speaker 3: See you got your blue Sky. It's boring, but it's cute.

1917
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:56,000
Speaker 3: I'm on TikTok. What else?

1918
01:27:56,360 --> 01:28:01,880
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm on Truvada and what else? What's oh?

1919
01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:04,840
Speaker 1: I was like, what's that? We need to get on

1920
01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:09,920
Speaker 1: your bad sound? That sounds like let's get on all

1921
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:10,519
Speaker 1: these gay men.

1922
01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:15,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, these gay men, they don't prep and that's hibbaba.

1923
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:17,639
Speaker 1: Thank you for being here.

1924
01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:20,800
Speaker 3: Thank y'all, and Sydney, thank you because sometimes I do

1925
01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:22,360
Speaker 3: need to be checked. So thank you for being a

1926
01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:24,880
Speaker 3: good friend and checking me when I need to be checked. Marie,

1927
01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:27,080
Speaker 3: thank you for being the devil on my shoulder. Be like,

1928
01:28:27,120 --> 01:28:30,800
Speaker 3: keep going, that's what I need. I like that more

1929
01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:32,760
Speaker 3: than like someone who goes, well, I'm not gonna talk

1930
01:28:32,760 --> 01:28:33,120
Speaker 3: to Jay.

1931
01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:36,120
Speaker 1: Thank you for doing that. That's unnecessary, but that's not

1932
01:28:36,160 --> 01:28:37,840
Speaker 1: like but that's like that to me.

1933
01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:41,639
Speaker 3: That's a way more productive conversation than people being like, oh,

1934
01:28:41,760 --> 01:28:43,479
Speaker 3: we know James a hater, because every now that Jay's

1935
01:28:43,600 --> 01:28:44,840
Speaker 3: right but also a hater.

1936
01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:48,559
Speaker 1: Okay, you're hey, every hater is right at least twice.

1937
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Speaker 1: You gotta be listen so you know I had a

1938
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Speaker 1: good time. We all keep your head up, the right hater.

1939
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Speaker 1: That's the title episode.

1940
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Speaker 3: Head up, Marie, don't want me to get jumped again.

1941
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Speaker 3: Don't jump please, don't get please, don't jump me again. Yeah,

1942
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Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know who's in the good

1943
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Speaker 3: I mean, y'all know the real mess about someone who's

1944
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Speaker 3: singing goons?

1945
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Speaker 1: We yea okay, okay, okay, y'all be thinking of I

1946
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Speaker 1: will not talk about it.

1947
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Speaker 3: Why the bestial on Hulu, Yes, ma'am.

1948
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Speaker 2: Mess with Sydney Washington and Marie Foston is a production

1949
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Speaker 2: by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast, created

1950
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Speaker 2: and hosted by Sydney Washington and Marie Foston. Executive produced

1951
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Speaker 2: by Olivia Aguilar and Hans Sonny, super produced by Becca Ramos,

1952
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Speaker 2: edited a mixed by Brian Jeffries.

1953
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Speaker 1: If you would like your messages read on air, please

1954
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Speaker 1: or call for your messages to be played at seven

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