Speaker 1: Crime, Hello, Social Sluits, and welcome back to another episode
Speaker 1: of Real Time Crime. I'm your host, Leo Lamar. Today
Speaker 1: we are Dmitri down he's taken care of I guess
Speaker 1: what you call them children? And we will be discussing
Speaker 1: a lot of hot topics today. One lucky charm is
Speaker 1: making people sick. I guess they're unlucky charms. A Michigan
Speaker 1: kindergartener bringing tequila to school, the safety sensors on the
Speaker 1: Florida free Fall Ride, and of course Johnny Depp and
Speaker 1: Amber Heard's defamation trial. Should I say defamation, Well, it's
Speaker 1: too late now and as you can already here, We've
Speaker 1: got our guest here today with us, you guys. He's
Speaker 1: one of my favorite people on planet Earth. He's one
Speaker 1: of the funniest people in planet Earth. He's a comic.
Speaker 1: He's a writer, producer, actor, podcaster. His debut album, Half
Speaker 1: Ast was on Conan O'Brien's record label, Team Coco Records.
Speaker 1: He was the first comedian signed to the label. Ian
Speaker 1: has appeared numerous times on Comedy Centrals at Midnight TBS
Speaker 1: is Conan Comedy Central's other shows. He's just an absolute gem.
Speaker 1: The light he's an executive story editor and writing console
Speaker 1: on HDOS Crashing co producer on Netflix's Friends from College. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm getting a little tired of reading all your credits.
Speaker 1: If you don't mind, I just would like to skip
Speaker 1: the rest of them. In We've got in edwards today. Everyone,
Speaker 1: What up, y'all? How are you doing? Why are you
Speaker 1: broadcasting from like a layer? Because I'm a detective and
Speaker 1: I'm solving a murder mystery. Look dead. This feels like
Speaker 1: and it's a mustached man who did it. It's always
Speaker 1: the mustache man that I want to have sex with
Speaker 1: and also committed the crime. It feels like a zoom
Speaker 1: version of the first forty eight The Detective. And I'm
Speaker 1: what you just came in and I'm like gonna all
Speaker 1: these questions. Well, Ian, I do need to know where
Speaker 1: you were on the night of September. Always been performing,
Speaker 1: always be performing a BP baby, um I hello, I
Speaker 1: love you. And you're in Austin for Moon Tower Comedy.
Speaker 1: Mhm were you performing tonight? I mean Antoine's and then
Speaker 1: the Velvita Room or something like that. Yeah, great, Antoine's
Speaker 1: is cute. So and just so people get to know
Speaker 1: you a little better. You know what you just told
Speaker 1: them about me? I think you just told him everything.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, but how about better? Better? All right? Like
Speaker 1: what if there are a ladies listening who want to
Speaker 1: date you? All right, you've convinced me. Okay, So Ian,
Speaker 1: did you always want to be a comic? Nah? Go on?
Speaker 1: Never even occurred to how did this come about for you? Uh?
Speaker 1: Like I'm an immigrant, so really yeah, yeah I got.
Speaker 1: I came to America and I was like seventeen years
Speaker 1: old from Jamaica and I was like working at this
Speaker 1: burger king. So this is years I mean working at
Speaker 1: burger king. And I'm trying to like, you have to
Speaker 1: start your life over you. You don't have no day
Speaker 1: one friends, you know what I mean? Like like you
Speaker 1: don't know anybody, and even the black people are meeting,
Speaker 1: like we don't have regular black shit in common with
Speaker 1: each other. Like food is different, sports is different, taste
Speaker 1: in music is different. So you have to learn even
Speaker 1: black ship. And then there was one guy. He happened
Speaker 1: to go to the same high school as me, like
Speaker 1: a year ahead of me, but he worked at the
Speaker 1: same burger king. Okay, so we met some burger kings
Speaker 1: and queens. Yeah, so we're at this white town. But
Speaker 1: he was as funny as ship. Like his name is
Speaker 1: Greg Ellis and he was just hilarious. And then that's
Speaker 1: when I was like, oh, Ship, you can be funny
Speaker 1: and like get to know people. So I just seeing
Speaker 1: him like I'm putting burghers in behind the broiler, watching
Speaker 1: him on fries, just killing it. Was ripping the whole
Speaker 1: kitchen apart. I think that's it, crushing the kitchen crushing.
Speaker 1: He had a he had a fresh forty five how like,
Speaker 1: he had a fresh four hour shifts set ready every day.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. And then I was like, HEIGHT said, then
Speaker 1: I started exploring being funny it makes the shifts go faster.
Speaker 1: I just kept on doing until I was like the
Speaker 1: second funniest dude at Burger King. That should be the
Speaker 1: title of your next special. Yeah, because I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever attained like funny like Greg. And then one
Speaker 1: day I was like taking orders on the drive through,
Speaker 1: and the drive to was like my first mic. I
Speaker 1: was just like always hilarious, like taking orders, you know,
Speaker 1: somebody comes up to I got a new audience member
Speaker 1: every order, and I was like like working on my
Speaker 1: drive through material killing and uh, this dude, I took
Speaker 1: his order and then when he pulled around, he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: was that you took my order? I was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he said you should do comedy. And then that stranger
Speaker 1: changed my life the way he said it, the way
Speaker 1: it hit I was like, like, as soon as he
Speaker 1: said it, the instant reaction within myself was That's what
Speaker 1: I'm doing for the rest of my life. Wow. So
Speaker 1: if you're the stranger who told the Ian to do
Speaker 1: comedy at the Burger King from back in the day,
Speaker 1: please call in and let us know who you are,
Speaker 1: because Ian owes you his entire life or all those
Speaker 1: credits that at least credits that Leah mentioned. It got exhausting,
Speaker 1: and I mean it's like people can just look up
Speaker 1: on IMDb. You're also obsessed with soccer? Yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: have a soccer podcast? Is that still going? Yes? Still going?
Speaker 1: Why are you so obsessed with football? I said in
Speaker 1: the European way? Yeah, so are you a good soccer player?
Speaker 1: So are you a good soccer player? Yeah? But my
Speaker 1: knees are like funked up from playing too long, Like
Speaker 1: I should have played way past the time I should
Speaker 1: have played. Yeah, you know, but you know I say,
Speaker 1: I was like came to America from Jamaica, but I
Speaker 1: was born in England, so that's their number one sport.
Speaker 1: And then Jamaica was a colony of the British, so
Speaker 1: that was a sport there. So when I came to America,
Speaker 1: like I connected with anybody who played it. So that's
Speaker 1: like a through line for me. Like it's always been
Speaker 1: like like a place where playing soccer was a place
Speaker 1: of home with when I was never felt at home.
Speaker 1: So you made friends through comedy, sports and burgers. Greg Ellis,
Speaker 1: he's our guy. Yeah, everyone's from Greg Ellis. Me would
Speaker 1: not be on this part cast right now. Big ups
Speaker 1: to Greg Ellis. He got into the prime of his career,
Speaker 1: which is on this podcast today. Okay, so in are
Speaker 1: you a true crime fan? No, that's great. I can't
Speaker 1: wait to get all your hot takes on our hot
Speaker 1: topics for today. We're just gonna dive right in and
Speaker 1: feel free to be as insane as to look. I
Speaker 1: wish I had more of a filter. I just don't.
Speaker 1: And people don't listen to this podcast. Uh to listen
Speaker 1: to someone just speak seriously about true crime, so we
Speaker 1: just pop off, all right, all right, so our first
Speaker 1: hot topic today. F DA is investigating Lucky Charms after
Speaker 1: over a hundred people complain of vomiting after eating it.
Speaker 1: First of all, shut the up, stop eating candy for
Speaker 1: breakfast and maybe you won't vomit. I mean, how are
Speaker 1: people just now vomiting? How resolute with people's stomachs that
Speaker 1: they didn't vomit before? And I always wanted to eat
Speaker 1: Lucy Joms when I was a kid, but that's that
Speaker 1: was one of those high brands my parents weren't going
Speaker 1: to spend the money on. Yeah, it's like eating Jolly Branches.
Speaker 1: So goddamn breakfast. Why you're having dessert for breakfast? Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: I have no sympathy for these people. So apparently, the
Speaker 1: US Food and Drug Administration said Saturday received more than
Speaker 1: a hundred complaints related to Lucky Charms so far this year.
Speaker 1: So that's a hundred complaints over the course of like
Speaker 1: four and a half months. While it is rare for
Speaker 1: people to get sick for meating breakfast cereal because cereals
Speaker 1: baked cereal can be contaminated after it's bake, typically when
Speaker 1: the puffs are glazed with a sugary coating, or when
Speaker 1: it is packaged, food safety experts set. Several hundred people
Speaker 1: have also posted on a food safety website, I was
Speaker 1: poison dot com, oh complaining of nausea, diarrhea, and vomiting
Speaker 1: after eating Lucky Charms. This is actually my second time
Speaker 1: experienced symptoms after eating Lucky Charms, and I'm certain it
Speaker 1: is the cause. One person from Ohio reported on I
Speaker 1: was poison dot Com having extreme abdominal pains. I am
Speaker 1: holding onto the remaining cereal left in the box and
Speaker 1: hoping to get it tested soon, they wrote, complaining they
Speaker 1: said that this pain was something else. How are we
Speaker 1: not all going out from body Lucky Charms right now
Speaker 1: so that we can join this lawsuit? Like? What am
Speaker 1: I doing here? Yeah? We we gotta run. We gotta run,
Speaker 1: not walk. Hold on a second, let me talk to
Speaker 1: my fake assistant. Hey, get me five boxes of Lucky
Speaker 1: Charms stat thank you. Apparently Patrick Quaid, the founder of
Speaker 1: the I was poison dot Com website, I feel like
Speaker 1: we're sponsored by them. Now, have you recently been poisoned
Speaker 1: by a cereal? Win us and I was poison dot com?
Speaker 1: Is your ex boyfriend trying to murder you by sneaking
Speaker 1: poison into your food. I'm gonna get a billboard, you
Speaker 1: know those those that's the Lucky Charms lawyer. This is yeah.
Speaker 1: Patrick Quaid said that over three thousand reports came in
Speaker 1: across the country of people saying that they got sick.
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, first of all, I feel like Lucky
Speaker 1: Charms are outdated. You know, it's after all of this
Speaker 1: COVID stuff and people being like, oh, ob City kills
Speaker 1: more people than COVID, which who knows if that's true
Speaker 1: or not. I'm like, why are we still loving? You
Speaker 1: know what? I don't know. I'm not I'm not a scientist.
Speaker 1: I'm just um. I could google it, but I'd rather
Speaker 1: just gues estimate and not give false information. But you know,
Speaker 1: it's like, why are we allowing kids to eat marshmallows
Speaker 1: at breakfast? I mean, how is this part of a
Speaker 1: balanced diet. It's just it's just listen, I feel like
Speaker 1: the only thing, the only people Lucky Charms has been
Speaker 1: lucky for this long is Lucky Charms. So for them
Speaker 1: to have not been sued or any one of those
Speaker 1: sugary ass suit cereals have not been sued before this.
Speaker 1: They've all been lucky, like get get it together, Food
Speaker 1: Producers and co Operations of America stop poisoning us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: unlucky charms. There. New campaign is magically diarrhea. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: It's like eating technic for breakfast. Well, sometimes you got
Speaker 1: to get it out. You know, it could be better
Speaker 1: than coffee. Yeah, I mean I don't drink coffee either.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a Taco Bell drive through
Speaker 1: and seeing if they were funnier than you? I've gone
Speaker 1: there to scout for talent, for new talent. I mean
Speaker 1: I could see you just going hopping drive through hopping,
Speaker 1: just going from drive through to drive through to see
Speaker 1: if there's anyone that you will pass on this gift
Speaker 1: of telling that they should do comedy too. Yeah. When
Speaker 1: I pull up and everybody given my food, I'm like, nah,
Speaker 1: you don't got it, and just pull off and leave
Speaker 1: the food there, and you just leave them mystified for
Speaker 1: the rest and like don't go what what? Oh god? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They have no idea. It was like why would someone
Speaker 1: order and then not and just drive by and not
Speaker 1: pick up their order? Yeah, and you're driving de Lorean
Speaker 1: and They're like, did this guy just drop in from
Speaker 1: the future. Yeah? Yeah, Speaking of finding the one, a
Speaker 1: Michigan kindergartener brings tequila to school and shares it with classmates,
Speaker 1: and it's found by the teacher. Some parents are outraged
Speaker 1: after learning a kindergartener brought alcohol to school. According to
Speaker 1: NBC fifteen, the Michigan students shared a bottle of Jose
Speaker 1: Quervil mix with ten percent alcohol content with four students
Speaker 1: at Grand River Academy before a teacher stepped in to
Speaker 1: stop it. One parent, Alexas Smith, told the outlet she
Speaker 1: got a call from the school alerting her that her
Speaker 1: daughter was one of them. There were so many thoughts
Speaker 1: turning through my mind, like, oh my god, you know
Speaker 1: what if it was open before the girl got to school?
Speaker 1: How much was it? She said? She's asking how much.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, did she get a deal
Speaker 1: in it? Because she's young? Apparently what you're supposed to
Speaker 1: do with tequila like share it. I felt like this
Speaker 1: kid has yeah, yeah, he brought or she brought tequila
Speaker 1: to school. But they've they've done things that parents have
Speaker 1: been trying to get people to do for a long
Speaker 1: The other kids to do for a long time, like
Speaker 1: to share. And I just did they have shot glasses?
Speaker 1: Did they poured into other kids cooks? Like? How does
Speaker 1: this kid want to be the next Tom Cruise bartender?
Speaker 1: Like what's going on here? Or Andy Cohen? Yeah, just
Speaker 1: really preparing for the role of a lifetime getting to
Speaker 1: be a bartender. Behind the scenes on the show. Well,
Speaker 1: I think what's interesting is there's saying the teachers saying, oh,
Speaker 1: it's unfortunate that these types of adult beverages can easily
Speaker 1: be be mistaken for child friendly drinks. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. If your kid is bringing Jose Quervo mix
Speaker 1: with alcohol, it's not a child friendly drink. This person
Speaker 1: has clearly watched two alcohol parents, alcoholic parents down some drinks.
Speaker 1: They know how to mix it with first of all, disgusting, say,
Speaker 1: I sound like a kid knows how to have a
Speaker 1: good time, and what is the problem here. The kid
Speaker 1: is a very observant, pays attention, and he he came
Speaker 1: to school and brought some ship And I would love
Speaker 1: to go to college with this kid. It sounds like
Speaker 1: it would be fun just to have fun, to do
Speaker 1: kindergarden over and to have fun with this kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd love to go to rehab with this kid. I
Speaker 1: didn't know. They shouldn't let Bert christ shot back in school.
Speaker 1: They shouldn't let most comedians back in school. Also, I
Speaker 1: keep Okay, So I finally got my INVISI line out.
Speaker 1: I know this is such a tangent, but because I'm
Speaker 1: not using the trays anymore, I'm used to lisping, and
Speaker 1: now I literally don't know how to speak. Like my
Speaker 1: mouth it's not the same. Something is wrong here, but
Speaker 1: I can't get words out. I feel like now I
Speaker 1: have a permanent list, and I'm thinking about every word
Speaker 1: as I say it, and I'm stumbling over my words
Speaker 1: and it's very confusing. But I guess this is the
Speaker 1: price I have to pay for having straight teeth. That's
Speaker 1: so funny because you get there's a line, so you'll
Speaker 1: become more attractive, but it makes you attractive one way
Speaker 1: and unattractive in another way. It gives you a list, right, thanks, Dot,
Speaker 1: it's a really double edged sword. Yeah, that's awardness. You know,
Speaker 1: it's so funny. I'm going to Avisa next week. And
Speaker 1: I was talking to my friend Yeah, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Abisa and she's like, wait, have you
Speaker 1: been before? And I was like no, and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, so you get to say abisa until you've
Speaker 1: been there. And I was like, okay, that's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: And by when I say I was talking to my friend,
Speaker 1: I meant me that was a conversation I had with myself.
Speaker 1: And I don't know why you have to inform me
Speaker 1: that I know anyway. So I think we're going to
Speaker 1: Bisa for a week, Croatia for a week and a half,
Speaker 1: and then Dubai for a comedy festival for a week.
Speaker 1: Are you going to that comedy festival in Dubai. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Someone told me the funniest joke about Dubai that was,
Speaker 1: it's not this is not my joke. To be clear,
Speaker 1: Dubai was built by a rapper but lives under the
Speaker 1: rules of the rappers. Mom, it's kind of funny. I
Speaker 1: get that. That's funny. If you had laughed, I would
Speaker 1: have been like, just kidding, that's my joke because those
Speaker 1: places have so many rules. Yeah, because it's like you
Speaker 1: you can't do anything. Men and women aren't allowed to
Speaker 1: touch like women are in burkas. You can't be too sexy,
Speaker 1: and I don't know if that's true, but I think
Speaker 1: that's what I've been told. I'll find out when I
Speaker 1: get there, right let me know, call me from jail
Speaker 1: to let me know how much fun I'll be like, Hey,
Speaker 1: ian um, do you have a hundred jeeves sitting in
Speaker 1: the bank account right now? Because I really need to
Speaker 1: get bailed out. Because I showed cleavage. I showed the
Speaker 1: space in between my eyes and they told me I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I left the hotel without invisilion and that's legal here.
Speaker 1: They're like, I'm sorry, ma'am, you don't have it's sheer
Speaker 1: showing too much skin, including teeth. All right, Well, I
Speaker 1: guess we'll just keep it moving. Huh. Also, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but do you think these these parents should be punished
Speaker 1: for letting their kids bring accidentally tequila to school? I
Speaker 1: put accidentally in air quotes because we don't really no,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know kids are gonna do ship almost accidentally.
Speaker 1: My brothers and sisters almost killed our younger sister when
Speaker 1: we were younger. My parents shouldn't be punished for that.
Speaker 1: I agree. Also, someone just ring my doorbell, and I
Speaker 1: feel like this is the beginning of a true crime episode,
Speaker 1: like an actual one. So imagine I leave the podcast
Speaker 1: to go check my door and then I never come
Speaker 1: back and just slashes of blood all over the background
Speaker 1: of my my poster that says dead on it. What
Speaker 1: am I supposed to do? Now? What's going on? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're like, hey, guys, So I'm Leo Lamar and this
Speaker 1: is real time crime the show m go on, Hey guys,
Speaker 1: I'm going to leave. You all saw that I was
Speaker 1: in Austin and had nothing to do with this. You
Speaker 1: had an alibi, But what if you're actually in the
Speaker 1: other room. Mean, I wouldn't kill you on screen? One?
Speaker 1: Am an idiot? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, smart smart? Alright, moving on,
Speaker 1: you guys, remember were the story about the very tragic
Speaker 1: story about the young boys fourteen who died after falling
Speaker 1: from the Thrill ride on Florida last month. So they
Speaker 1: did a couple of checks to figure out what actually happened.
Speaker 1: They started investigating the crime scene and the actual mechanics
Speaker 1: of the ride and what quest Engineering found that the
Speaker 1: adjustment to the seat that Tyree Sampson fell from prevented
Speaker 1: safety sensors from shutting the ride down, even though the
Speaker 1: space between the seat and the harness was too wide.
Speaker 1: Apparently it was only his seat, which is just so crazy.
Speaker 1: So the report confirmed the Department's findings, and an operator
Speaker 1: of the Orlando Drop Tower made manual adjustments to the ride,
Speaker 1: resulting in it being unsafe. So neither Free nor the
Speaker 1: reports specified when the sensors were changed or who specifically
Speaker 1: made the adjustment fishy a f in my opinion, in
Speaker 1: because everyone's so afraid they're gonna get blamed. The ride
Speaker 1: did not experience any kind of mechanical or electrical failure.
Speaker 1: Quests investigation found, according to the report, to safety lights
Speaker 1: that are meant to illuminate once the seats, harness is
Speaker 1: secured in a certain position must be activated for the
Speaker 1: ride to operate, but the gap between Samson's seat and
Speaker 1: harness was found to be over twice as big as
Speaker 1: the average gap in twenty seven of the other seats
Speaker 1: of the ride, But due to the adjustment that had
Speaker 1: been made to the plate that houses the proximity sensors,
Speaker 1: the safety lights were still illuminated, allowing the right to
Speaker 1: operate normally. The investigation concluded that had the plate been
Speaker 1: in its original position, the space between Samson's seat enclosed
Speaker 1: harness would have been the same as the other twenty
Speaker 1: seven seats on the ride. This is crazy. So it's
Speaker 1: almost like the I don't know if you heard about
Speaker 1: this case. Ian, thanks for bringing me on your podcast
Speaker 1: to bring me down Jesus Christ, like funny after telling
Speaker 1: me about the death of how fun at your comedy show?
Speaker 1: What type of what type of sad ship? Is this weird?
Speaker 1: And then I'm supposed to make something fun out of this? Oh?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Like how bring me on to be insensitive? No? No,
Speaker 1: we don't really laugh about the death. I mean I
Speaker 1: used to, but you know, no, this one's really sad.
Speaker 1: All the deaths are sad, yeah, but but I mean
Speaker 1: this one is particularly so there's no one. It seems
Speaker 1: like there's no operator to blame because they had no
Speaker 1: way of realizing that it was incorrectly adjusted because the
Speaker 1: safety lights were still illuminated. But it's like they need
Speaker 1: to find out who adjusted it, who left it that way?
Speaker 1: Were they planning on coming back to fix in? They
Speaker 1: just didn't think anything bad would happen. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I I do you think the ride should be shut
Speaker 1: down after this? I mean, listen, First of all, the
Speaker 1: only person is happy about what you just read is operated.
Speaker 1: He's like or she's like, who like this? Saying on me?
Speaker 1: This is above my pay grade. This is some technical ship.
Speaker 1: When I signed up a week ago for this job,
Speaker 1: you told me if this this and this happened, we're
Speaker 1: good to go. I'm not a mechanic. I don't know
Speaker 1: how ship works. I'm just an underpaid person getting a
Speaker 1: little getting minimum wage to to operate the ride and
Speaker 1: press the button. If there's no senses go off and
Speaker 1: then after that, but should they operate? Like? What place
Speaker 1: was this? This was in Florida obviously, and what uh?
Speaker 1: What adventure land place was? This was the name of
Speaker 1: the thing. It's a at Orlando's Icon Perk. Yeah see,
Speaker 1: and it was the Orlando free Fall Ride. Come on,
Speaker 1: you're you're trying to trap me into saying something instance Ship,
Speaker 1: I'm not. You said it's the it's the free Fall ride.
Speaker 1: Like this is this sounds like a set up for
Speaker 1: puns that will come back to haunt me. Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: haunted by this podcast every day. Well Ship, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna let's lead this. I would never ride that ride.
Speaker 1: How about that? No, I would never go on a
Speaker 1: free fall ride in the first place, It's like, why
Speaker 1: are we signing up for it? Sounds so scary? Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: why am I paying for scary ship? Like I'm only
Speaker 1: paying for pleasure. I mean. The other thing is, I
Speaker 1: was just thinking about going skydiving the other day, and
Speaker 1: I was like, why am I thinking about jumping out
Speaker 1: of an airplane? To my possible to minds, it just
Speaker 1: sounds like I'm doing fine in life. I don't need
Speaker 1: to sign any waivers, you know. Yeah, I don't need
Speaker 1: thrills like I need ship. Like you said you're gonna
Speaker 1: besa Orbisa? How would be pronounce it? Yeah? I don't
Speaker 1: know you and apparently aren't allowed to even say it, right,
Speaker 1: I'll just write it in the chat where you going?
Speaker 1: But that's the only spot or places like that. That's
Speaker 1: the only places I'm spending money on that I don't
Speaker 1: need to be scared into having fun. I'm good. Well
Speaker 1: that's so interesting because then I was like, well, how
Speaker 1: do I still fly without flying out of an airplane?
Speaker 1: And then I found this place called I Fly, which
Speaker 1: is an indoor skydiving tunnel. WHOA did I just didn't
Speaker 1: demon just come out of my throat? Yes, thank you. Um,
Speaker 1: I just got I exercised a demon everyone on this podcast.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll be normal after this. Doubtful anyway. So it's
Speaker 1: a wind tunnel that propels you into the air and
Speaker 1: you fly inside. And the sad thing is I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm leaving for a trip next week and
Speaker 1: I can't really afford to break my neck today, but
Speaker 1: I would. I'd like to go fly. I'm just too scared. Listen,
Speaker 1: you've taken a chance. It's on a flight to Europe.
Speaker 1: That's your skydiving. You don't need to and don't freak
Speaker 1: me out. I mean no, I mean, that's that's the risk.
Speaker 1: Every time. I think we've normalized, like the risk of
Speaker 1: flying to the point that it's not a thrill anymore.
Speaker 1: Like a few decades ago, you've got a plane. Everybody
Speaker 1: like it's like the launch of a space shuttle. You know,
Speaker 1: your whole family go to the airport to see you
Speaker 1: often because it was the last time they saw you.
Speaker 1: You might as well be skydiving, so you just have
Speaker 1: sex with strangers before you go. You're like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: taking a flight smart of Cincinnati. Could be my last.
Speaker 1: It could be my last. I still tell people that,
Speaker 1: and that's how you get laid. Yeah, this could be
Speaker 1: my last flight. You know how planes be crashing and stuff.
Speaker 1: You can't want to you know, anything could happen, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, I could make it there
Speaker 1: and then never speak to you again. You know I could.
Speaker 1: I could accidentally follow you. So let's just do this now. Okay,
Speaker 1: Guys on that note, we're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 1: Don't touch that dial. We'll be right back. And don't
Speaker 1: commit a crime while waiting for us to come back,
Speaker 1: because we're gonna be talk about Johnny Depp and neighbor
Speaker 1: heard b RB and welcome back to a real time
Speaker 1: crime you little social sleuth, sim your host Lee Lamar,
Speaker 1: and we have with with this today. I can't speak.
Speaker 1: Thanks in Visilinne we have with us today, Ian Edwards, Ian,
Speaker 1: they look so good, but I can't speak. You were
Speaker 1: so eloquent when your teeth were crooked, but it was
Speaker 1: good at old days. Yeah. I really looked so horrible,
Speaker 1: but I sounded so excellent. You know, I really had
Speaker 1: had a face for radio back then. H But now
Speaker 1: that I have a face for video, it's like people
Speaker 1: would rather not hear me speak. Yeah, you don't have
Speaker 1: a voice for radio, but hey, many they're just gonna
Speaker 1: fire you. Maybe, but maybe I'll find a husband because
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, she hasn't really talk, but she's cute.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I've been looking for. And that's honestly
Speaker 1: what's been getting me in trouble all these years is
Speaker 1: you know, they were like, oh, I don't want to
Speaker 1: look at her, and she's annoying. But now it's just one.
Speaker 1: At least you get you one in one department. But
Speaker 1: now I'm hot. Yeah. Anyway, I always think about the
Speaker 1: fact that, you know, how when people die or get
Speaker 1: murdered or whatever it is. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: said it like that, but whatever it is that kills
Speaker 1: them whatever, you know, they always find people's teeth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they match it to their dental records to identify
Speaker 1: their body. I thought about this million times. I'm like,
Speaker 1: but my teeth have changed so much, maybe they won't
Speaker 1: even know it's me. How do they know who your
Speaker 1: dentist is? Well, that's the first person they call. No,
Speaker 1: how do they know you die? They posted on Instagram?
Speaker 1: They say, who's responsible for this person's teeth? They make
Speaker 1: a TikTok about it. Who's been ripping this person off?
Speaker 1: We need to know so we can identify them. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: all right, you guys speaking of getting ripped off. I
Speaker 1: don't know why that felt like a good segue, but
Speaker 1: here we are. You guys have all heard about the
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial by Now if you haven't,
Speaker 1: you've been under a rock, which is fine. I will
Speaker 1: take you out from under the rock. Let's dust it off.
Speaker 1: So Johnny Depp and Amber Herd started dating in early
Speaker 1: after meeting on the set of The Rum Diary a
Speaker 1: few years earlier. They were married, and just fifteen months
Speaker 1: later it was over classic Hollywood story. Heard filed for
Speaker 1: divorce and a restraining order. Appearing in a l A
Speaker 1: court with a bruised cheek, She said Depp had violently
Speaker 1: attacked her and thrown a mobile phone at her face
Speaker 1: with extreme force. There were other alleged instances of harassment
Speaker 1: as well, excessive emotional, verbal, and physical abuse, she wrote
Speaker 1: in court filings, angry, hostile, humiliating, and threatening assaults. Johnny
Speaker 1: Depp denied this. A judge then granted her a temporary
Speaker 1: restraining order, but hours before a civil trial over the
Speaker 1: order was to begin. She and the Pirates of the
Speaker 1: Caribbean Star released a joint statement saying that they had
Speaker 1: put their dispute to rest. So so interesting. Then Johnny
Speaker 1: Depp gave amber Heard seven million dollars as part of
Speaker 1: their divorce settlement, which she pledged to donate to the
Speaker 1: a c l U. Something that well, apparently his team
Speaker 1: is saying that she never donated the money because I
Speaker 1: heard that while ago, Yeah, and then back in she
Speaker 1: wrote an essay for The Washington Post in which she
Speaker 1: described herself as a public figure representing domestic abuse, Although
Speaker 1: the article never mentioned him by name, his attorneys previously
Speaker 1: said in court documents that Herd's op ed was all
Speaker 1: part of an elaborate hoax. The Pirates of a Caribbean
Speaker 1: Star also claimed in court documents that Heard concocted her
Speaker 1: story in the hopes of generating positive publicity and to
Speaker 1: advance her career. Days before the trial, she made a
Speaker 1: rare statement on Instagram announcing a break from social media.
Speaker 1: Johnny is suing me for an op ed I wrote
Speaker 1: in The Washington Post in which I recounted my experience
Speaker 1: of violence and domestic abuse. She wrote, in April nine,
Speaker 1: I wrote about the price women pay for speaking out
Speaker 1: against men in power. I continue to pay that price,
Speaker 1: but hopefully when this case concludes, I can move on,
Speaker 1: and so can Johnny Woof. Okay, so what's happening now?
Speaker 1: On a text messages between Depth and his neighbor Isaac
Speaker 1: Burr were revealed in court, and the text said, I
Speaker 1: hope that Amber's rotten corpse is decomposing in a skin
Speaker 1: truck of a Honda Civic. First of all, why are
Speaker 1: we coming after Honda? Yea Honda, the shitty car. Yeah
Speaker 1: should end up in like I can feel like they're
Speaker 1: reliable number one. And I had a Honda one time,
Speaker 1: and it took me everywhere early in my career and
Speaker 1: saved me on a lot of nights. So I'm against
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp for coming for Honda like that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I I take that personal. That's you know, the trunk
Speaker 1: of a Honda likes it's the worst place you could be.
Speaker 1: That's how you know how rich Johnny Depp is that
Speaker 1: he doesn't live in reality to find out that Honda
Speaker 1: is not the worst possible car you could have. Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly like he he looks down on Honda's Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: like Tesla disgusting. Like, yeah, I'm like, I have a
Speaker 1: Honda right now, f you, Johnny. You know I'm taking
Speaker 1: this personally. It's like, this isn't a four Torus. It's
Speaker 1: not a Toyota Corolla for us. The trunks of Honda's
Speaker 1: pretty comfortable, so he's obviously never rotted in one before,
Speaker 1: and you know, it's very sporty back there. There's sometimes plugs,
Speaker 1: so you could, you know, be at the beach and
Speaker 1: use your computer and have a beach chair back there,
Speaker 1: and you can do a lot of stuff in a Honda.
Speaker 1: So disrespect Honda should sue Johnny Depp. Not only do
Speaker 1: I agree, but I think he ruined his chance of
Speaker 1: having a sponsorship from Honda. Absolutely. But you know, any
Speaker 1: press is good pressed as they say, what is rotten
Speaker 1: the trunk of Honda type? Like what if Honda does
Speaker 1: use that in the next advertising campaign, They're like, come
Speaker 1: raw in the back of our trunk. Yeah, Honda Civic
Speaker 1: the car for you. You gotta you got a body
Speaker 1: to bury, get a Honda Civic. Yeah. Don't you know
Speaker 1: we can work for anyone. Families, happy couples and couples
Speaker 1: that don't get along, you know, Honda mostly that last one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you plan on dying together because I got there for you.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find out what the Honda slogan is. Um,
Speaker 1: maybe it's like the unhelpful Honda dealer. He's like, Hey,
Speaker 1: do you want to die in the back of your
Speaker 1: own car? I'll even close the trunk for you for
Speaker 1: low a pr of three exactly. So moving on, while
Speaker 1: you look up Honda's statement during opening statements, hers attorney
Speaker 1: Ben rotten Born. That's so odd. Yeah, we're talking about
Speaker 1: rotting in a trunk and his name is Rottenborn. It's
Speaker 1: a a little much for me. Also, like what last
Speaker 1: name is that. It sounds like it's mixed between a
Speaker 1: Jewish and born again Christian. He sounds like he's rich
Speaker 1: enough to know that he should change his name and
Speaker 1: can afford it. And he is an attorney and should
Speaker 1: have done that. This is an LS Island situation. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah, So he claimed that Amber Heard
Speaker 1: suffered sexual violence at the hands of Johnny Depp, and
Speaker 1: he also alleged that the actress suffered domestic abuse by
Speaker 1: depth that took many forms, including physical emotional, verbal, and psychological. Obviously,
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp's spokesperson denied these allegations, saying this follows a
Speaker 1: pattern of her elaborate, erroneous claims which have continued to
Speaker 1: change and evolve over time for the purpose of Hollywood
Speaker 1: shock value, of which Amber has mastered and used to
Speaker 1: exploit a serious social movement. So these are big claims
Speaker 1: coming from both parties obviously, and apparently their therapists. Their
Speaker 1: their therapists that they had together testified on April fourteen,
Speaker 1: saying that the couple engaged in mutual abuse and then
Speaker 1: depths long time doctor David Kipper participated in deposition that
Speaker 1: was played on April eighteenth, So this is just two
Speaker 1: days ago, you guys. And this was recorded in February,
Speaker 1: recalling treating him for having a severed fingertip. If you
Speaker 1: have been obsessed with this case like I have, I'm
Speaker 1: sure you've heard about the infamous fingertip bloody fingertip writing
Speaker 1: I love you in a mirror with blood all over
Speaker 1: the place. I mean, this is also crazy, right, And
Speaker 1: then the other side is saying that, okay, let me
Speaker 1: just keep going. Well, it's just you know, I love
Speaker 1: the Hollywood horror show. Right, well, what are your feelings
Speaker 1: on this ship? Like you might have said it to
Speaker 1: other people before or people on this show, but I've
Speaker 1: never heard it. What do you think? What's it do? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it's interesting because there's also allegations saying that Amber
Speaker 1: threw a bottle at him which sliced his finger open.
Speaker 1: Other people are saying that he cut it himself, and
Speaker 1: I think that's what he said to the doctor, which
Speaker 1: might have been a cover up at the time. This
Speaker 1: is just one of those situations, in my opinion, where
Speaker 1: they probably weren't right for each other. They were probably
Speaker 1: very physically interested in each other. Maybe there's like a
Speaker 1: lustful relationship, and then when you realize you're not right
Speaker 1: with someone, or there's some sort of cheating or other
Speaker 1: people involved or whatever it is. I think that people
Speaker 1: then start to act differently, and that can turn into manipulation,
Speaker 1: that can turn into control tactics, that can turn into
Speaker 1: icing someone out and stonewalling them, and emotional abuse, physical abuse,
Speaker 1: and when you stay in something for too long, especially
Speaker 1: you know, there are a lot of situations where people
Speaker 1: just turned to violence. So in this situation, you know,
Speaker 1: we've heard Amber's lied. We've also heard that, John. I
Speaker 1: mean the fact that the therapist is saying mutual abuse
Speaker 1: sounds like everyone's in the wrong. Yeah. I feel like
Speaker 1: the only thing they did right was break up. Hilarious,
Speaker 1: That's the only thing that they did right. And the
Speaker 1: therapist is like, this is a tie, like both these
Speaker 1: motherfuckers she stay away from each other. But it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the therapist on this, like he
Speaker 1: or she did not pick a side. I don't like
Speaker 1: the neighbor snitching about texting, like Johnny Depp text the neighbor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: snitches get stitches in their finger that severed, Well Johnny did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But yeah, this is this is just crazy and they
Speaker 1: shouldn't be together. Well, they're definitely not together. But you know,
Speaker 1: she went on the cover of People magazine with a
Speaker 1: dark bruise on her face. You know, Johnny Depp also
Speaker 1: has He's got children, Lily rose up and jacked up
Speaker 1: um with his other ex Vanessa parodies. But what does
Speaker 1: she saying this? She have any stories of being abused
Speaker 1: by death? I think she was supposed to take the
Speaker 1: stand and then I read something about I could be
Speaker 1: wrong on this so we'll have to do a fact check.
Speaker 1: But apparently she was supposed to take the stand, and
Speaker 1: then someone on Amber heard side was in the courtroom
Speaker 1: and overlooked over her shoulder to see someone showing her
Speaker 1: um on her phone, Like Vanessa was looking on her
Speaker 1: phone at some sort of information about the trial. And
Speaker 1: if you do that, then your testimony is no longer
Speaker 1: able to be used. And so they dismissed her from
Speaker 1: able from being able to understand. But apparently it was
Speaker 1: like an old trial. Yeah, so she wasn't allowed to testify.
Speaker 1: I mean, this sounds so messy and at this point,
Speaker 1: I mean, so by the way, Johnny Depp lost the
Speaker 1: first round and the first round, what do you mean
Speaker 1: they're in a boxing ring? Um In a libel trial
Speaker 1: set in the UK, Johnny sued Amber for fifty million
Speaker 1: dollars over the op edge she wrote in The Washington Post,
Speaker 1: which which she claimed to be a victim of domestic abuse,
Speaker 1: and then she sued him back for a hundred million
Speaker 1: with a counterclaim. Yeah. The defamation trial is expected to
Speaker 1: feature painful accusations of domestic abuse. It will be broadcast
Speaker 1: live and involve a number of high profile witnesses, including me.
Speaker 1: You the two most high profile James Franco, which I'm like,
Speaker 1: wasn't he canceled for some sort of like I can't believe,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean the side of sexual abuse
Speaker 1: Paul Bettany and Elon Musk. Well, wait till you hear this.
Speaker 1: This is also not confirmed information. So don't go run
Speaker 1: around telling people this as a fact. This is not
Speaker 1: confirmed information that you're telling me on a podcast. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: I'm listening right right right. This is again not confirmed information.
Speaker 1: This is like, oh, Leah and Ian are married, and
Speaker 1: then people just go and tell people that we're married
Speaker 1: even though we're not yet. But they're still time. It's
Speaker 1: still time. They're still time until the apocalypse hits in
Speaker 1: about two hours. But okay, so apparently this is so crazy.
Speaker 1: There is a fury that Amber and Ellen made embryos
Speaker 1: together and Ellen wanted to have the embryos destroyed and
Speaker 1: Amber did not. And people are saying that there is
Speaker 1: a child that they think is the spawn of Amber
Speaker 1: and Elon. This sounds like some and like they would
Speaker 1: the kid be m like it has Amber ever had
Speaker 1: a kid? And how did she did she meet up?
Speaker 1: Did this happen before her and debt like this, This
Speaker 1: was at some point in between Grimes and Depth, Grimes
Speaker 1: and Death. That's a period in history, you know, that's
Speaker 1: an official in history, Grimes and Depth. What were you doing?
Speaker 1: What were you doing during Grimes and Death? Like I
Speaker 1: was moving to Los Angeles from New York, changing career, past,
Speaker 1: becoming a comic. A lot happened for me. What about
Speaker 1: you during Grimes and Debt? I was I was in
Speaker 1: the middle of one of those writing childs that you mentioned,
Speaker 1: probably going through a breakup myself and uh having one
Speaker 1: of the embryos unfrozen with you, and neighbor heard, yeah,
Speaker 1: there you go. She she actually said, no, there's no
Speaker 1: way are Ambery was going to get unfrozen. I would
Speaker 1: never have a baby with you, And that was like
Speaker 1: for it. So it's a really big smack in the face.
Speaker 1: So she's doing you because you unfrozen them because I
Speaker 1: wanted to unfrozen free something. I'm actually hurt that she
Speaker 1: unfrozen embryos with Ellen and didn't want unfrozen. That had
Speaker 1: hurts to be honest. Yeah, she sounds a speaking of
Speaker 1: pregnancies and issues. I did just read earlier today on
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio Instagram that Asap Rocky was arrested upon
Speaker 1: arriving back from vacation with Brianna off their private jet
Speaker 1: and that story is developing. I just want to throw
Speaker 1: that out there. And why did they say he got arrested?
Speaker 1: Was one of the t s A person was really
Speaker 1: uh Rihanna fan and believes that he did cheat, that
Speaker 1: he did cheat on her. I think that there was
Speaker 1: some sort of gun violence that people believe he may
Speaker 1: or may not have been involved in. Hey, SAP wasn't
Speaker 1: a saplattop in Europe, a SAP blocky, It was the
Speaker 1: lack of Europe during the Trump administration. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: you really need to get a president who supports rappers.
Speaker 1: Now Trump has to get him out of t s
Speaker 1: A now hilarious. So, just so everyone's aware, the most
Speaker 1: up to date news from the Johnny Depp amber Heard
Speaker 1: case happened today. M hm. So it went more into
Speaker 1: the finger story. So the alleged explosive fight between them
Speaker 1: and his mangled finger, we're all brought up today. And
Speaker 1: apparently during his witness testimony, he recalled an infamous alleged
Speaker 1: fight that happened between him and heard while in Australia
Speaker 1: for work in March. He held up his right hand
Speaker 1: to show his funny looking middle finger, which appeared slightly shorter.
Speaker 1: He testified that her thirty five through a vodka bottle
Speaker 1: at him and went past his head. Then after he
Speaker 1: drank a shot from another bottle, It's like, are they
Speaker 1: just refilming Pirates of the Caribbean? He said. She grabbed
Speaker 1: the larger bottle and again through it, making contact with
Speaker 1: his hand resting on the bar top. Blood was pouring out.
Speaker 1: He said, I think I went into some sort of
Speaker 1: I don't know what a nervous breakdown feels like, but
Speaker 1: that's probably the closest thing that I've ever had to it.
Speaker 1: Nothing made sense in that state of mind. Depp began
Speaker 1: writing on the walls in his own blood. He said,
Speaker 1: he wrote little reminders from our past that essentially represented
Speaker 1: lies that heard had told me, lies that I had
Speaker 1: caught her in. Depp said he hid in the bathroom
Speaker 1: and called his doctor when he was taken to the
Speaker 1: hospital to treat his quote unquote mangled finger, which apparently
Speaker 1: they showed graphic photos of in the courtroom, and then
Speaker 1: he said he told the doctor had happened when his
Speaker 1: finger was caught in large accordion doors. So like, even
Speaker 1: after being so angry at her, he was still trying
Speaker 1: to save face or not get her are in trouble.
Speaker 1: A lot of this doesn't add up on both ants, right.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you show up to court with a bruise,
Speaker 1: I'll show them a seven finger. This is like Sean
Speaker 1: Connery and the Untouchables, where they killed one of ours,
Speaker 1: we killed two of theirs. It's like, whatever, whatever bruise
Speaker 1: you show, I'll show you. I'll show them how you
Speaker 1: bruise me more. Then she shows up with an embryo
Speaker 1: and she's like, well, well, you know, they just keep
Speaker 1: one up in each other, Just keep one up in
Speaker 1: each other. Like it's this is like, just call us
Speaker 1: a draw and end this unless people want to continue
Speaker 1: to be entertained. Is that court trial really gonna be
Speaker 1: like broadcast with you bullshit? I'm wondering it is going
Speaker 1: to be broadcast. I'm wondering what they're promoting after this.
Speaker 1: You know heard hav a new movie coming out. It's
Speaker 1: Mayweather promoting this like this is the fight of the
Speaker 1: century century for couples. Jeez, yeah, this is better than
Speaker 1: reality television. Not that I watch reality TV, but I mean, Okay,
Speaker 1: So when all of a sudden done, let's say Johnny
Speaker 1: Depp wins, mm hmm, do you think he's still able
Speaker 1: to work in Hollywood or gets another job or is
Speaker 1: he just done? Uh? If he wins, I feel like
Speaker 1: there's people who want to work with him but can't
Speaker 1: because it makes him look bad. So him winning will
Speaker 1: give people an excuse to be like, let's let's put
Speaker 1: you back to work. And if he loses, he becomes
Speaker 1: a comic. He has to start at Burger King first, though.
Speaker 1: You can't just jump right in there. Somebody has to
Speaker 1: drive by and tell them off. Okay, he's funny. You
Speaker 1: can't just start comedy or willy nilly. There's there is
Speaker 1: uh set of rules and a structure, and he has
Speaker 1: to follow it. And and he has to go to
Speaker 1: work at Burger King every day and drive home and
Speaker 1: is Honda until it's Honda Civic with Ronning corpse in
Speaker 1: the back. Yes. But you know what's so funny is
Speaker 1: when I look at all the people who do comedy,
Speaker 1: half of these people, I'm like, you're here because you've
Speaker 1: got canceled and it's the only way you can work,
Speaker 1: not half four. This is like really who just kidding?
Speaker 1: It would never make it? But name names in name names?
Speaker 1: I yeah, No, I feel I feel like a bunch
Speaker 1: of people. Are you know whatever? Anyway more all of
Speaker 1: the story, Johnny Depp, we will welcome you with open
Speaker 1: arms at the comedy store and across comedy clubs all
Speaker 1: over the country. I don't know, well if I think
Speaker 1: I have an answer, but apparently a lot of what
Speaker 1: I've what I've heard is that a lot of people
Speaker 1: say that Amber has been on a hint and was
Speaker 1: using this to further her career. And I also know
Speaker 1: that the therapist is saying they're mutually insane. So I
Speaker 1: don't know who's bet Are you on the side of
Speaker 1: the truth, whatever the truth is? But wow, that was
Speaker 1: such a diplomatic answer. Are you in DC right now?
Speaker 1: Or the light answer? No? I agree. I think we'll
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this. I mean, because obviously
Speaker 1: I believe in support women, but the fact that the
Speaker 1: therapists said that they were mutually abusing each other isn't
Speaker 1: really a good look for anyone, right right, So maybe
Speaker 1: everyone's to blame here. Yeah, it takes two to tangle,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And it takes one to Mango.
Speaker 1: Know they're going to arrest you at the airport when
Speaker 1: you try to go to you know, we saw you
Speaker 1: say it takes one to Mango and we're gonna unstamped
Speaker 1: your passport and we're taking your skydiving. Yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry, but you're actually canceled from comedy for a
Speaker 1: really bad joke and we never want you to be
Speaker 1: able to say a Betha. Sounds like you said it right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys. We'll keep you updated on the Johnny Depp
Speaker 1: Amber heard Traumedy. Whatever is happening there? And thanks so
Speaker 1: much for doing the podcast today. Where can we find
Speaker 1: you on the internet? Uh, go to at the Edwards
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