WEBVTT - Overheard and Amber Heard 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:13.640 Crime, Hello, Social Sluits, and welcome back to another episode 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:16.240 of Real Time Crime. I'm your host, Leo Lamar. Today 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:20.720 we are Dmitri down he's taken care of I guess 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:24.720 what you call them children? And we will be discussing 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:27.720 a lot of hot topics today. One lucky charm is 0:00:27.760 --> 0:00:31.280 making people sick. I guess they're unlucky charms. A Michigan 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:35.360 kindergartener bringing tequila to school, the safety sensors on the 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:40.000 Florida free Fall Ride, and of course Johnny Depp and 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:45.159 Amber Heard's defamation trial. Should I say defamation, Well, it's 0:00:45.200 --> 0:00:48.440 too late now and as you can already here, We've 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:51.520 got our guest here today with us, you guys. He's 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:53.880 one of my favorite people on planet Earth. He's one 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:56.400 of the funniest people in planet Earth. He's a comic. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:01:02.520 He's a writer, producer, actor, podcaster. His debut album, Half 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:06.200 Ast was on Conan O'Brien's record label, Team Coco Records. 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:09.320 He was the first comedian signed to the label. Ian 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:12.840 has appeared numerous times on Comedy Centrals at Midnight TBS 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:18.640 is Conan Comedy Central's other shows. He's just an absolute gem. 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:22.119 The light he's an executive story editor and writing console 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:28.039 on HDOS Crashing co producer on Netflix's Friends from College. Honestly, 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:30.560 I'm I'm getting a little tired of reading all your credits. 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:32.479 If you don't mind, I just would like to skip 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:35.080 the rest of them. In We've got in edwards today. Everyone, 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.200 What up, y'all? How are you doing? Why are you 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:41.280 broadcasting from like a layer? Because I'm a detective and 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:45.560 I'm solving a murder mystery. Look dead. This feels like 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:47.920 and it's a mustached man who did it. It's always 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:50.160 the mustache man that I want to have sex with 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:53.160 and also committed the crime. It feels like a zoom 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:58.000 version of the first forty eight The Detective. And I'm 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.360 what you just came in and I'm like gonna all 0:02:00.400 --> 0:02:03.480 these questions. Well, Ian, I do need to know where 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:08.160 you were on the night of September. Always been performing, 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:15.560 always be performing a BP baby, um I hello, I 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.840 love you. And you're in Austin for Moon Tower Comedy. 0:02:19.280 --> 0:02:25.359 Mhm were you performing tonight? I mean Antoine's and then 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:29.560 the Velvita Room or something like that. Yeah, great, Antoine's 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:34.080 is cute. So and just so people get to know 0:02:34.160 --> 0:02:37.680 you a little better. You know what you just told 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:39.440 them about me? I think you just told him everything. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.400 Go ahead, but how about better? Better? All right? Like 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:44.919 what if there are a ladies listening who want to 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:53.360 date you? All right, you've convinced me. Okay, So Ian, 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:57.720 did you always want to be a comic? Nah? Go on? 0:02:58.120 --> 0:03:04.280 Never even occurred to how did this come about for you? Uh? 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:08.160 Like I'm an immigrant, so really yeah, yeah I got. 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:10.200 I came to America and I was like seventeen years 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:14.440 old from Jamaica and I was like working at this 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:17.520 burger king. So this is years I mean working at 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:21.760 burger king. And I'm trying to like, you have to 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:23.720 start your life over you. You don't have no day 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:27.280 one friends, you know what I mean? Like like you 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:33.280 don't know anybody, and even the black people are meeting, 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:37.400 like we don't have regular black shit in common with 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:41.280 each other. Like food is different, sports is different, taste 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:44.400 in music is different. So you have to learn even 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:49.400 black ship. And then there was one guy. He happened 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:51.840 to go to the same high school as me, like 0:03:51.920 --> 0:03:53.400 a year ahead of me, but he worked at the 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:56.000 same burger king. Okay, so we met some burger kings 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:59.520 and queens. Yeah, so we're at this white town. But 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:03.920 he was as funny as ship. Like his name is 0:04:03.960 --> 0:04:07.520 Greg Ellis and he was just hilarious. And then that's 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:10.840 when I was like, oh, Ship, you can be funny 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:14.560 and like get to know people. So I just seeing 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:17.800 him like I'm putting burghers in behind the broiler, watching 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:21.400 him on fries, just killing it. Was ripping the whole 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:24.400 kitchen apart. I think that's it, crushing the kitchen crushing. 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:28.200 He had a he had a fresh forty five how like, 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:33.320 he had a fresh four hour shifts set ready every day. 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:36.880 That's hilarious. And then I was like, HEIGHT said, then 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:40.040 I started exploring being funny it makes the shifts go faster. 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:41.880 I just kept on doing until I was like the 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:45.680 second funniest dude at Burger King. That should be the 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:48.680 title of your next special. Yeah, because I don't think 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:52.880 I've ever attained like funny like Greg. And then one 0:04:52.960 --> 0:04:55.039 day I was like taking orders on the drive through, 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:57.440 and the drive to was like my first mic. I 0:04:57.560 --> 0:05:01.320 was just like always hilarious, like taking orders, you know, 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:04.120 somebody comes up to I got a new audience member 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:09.359 every order, and I was like like working on my 0:05:09.480 --> 0:05:14.880 drive through material killing and uh, this dude, I took 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:18.320 his order and then when he pulled around, he was like, hey, 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:21.440 was that you took my order? I was like, yeah, yeah, 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:26.160 he said you should do comedy. And then that stranger 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:29.279 changed my life the way he said it, the way 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:33.560 it hit I was like, like, as soon as he 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:36.880 said it, the instant reaction within myself was That's what 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:40.800 I'm doing for the rest of my life. Wow. So 0:05:40.960 --> 0:05:44.159 if you're the stranger who told the Ian to do 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:47.479 comedy at the Burger King from back in the day, 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:49.680 please call in and let us know who you are, 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:53.880 because Ian owes you his entire life or all those 0:05:53.880 --> 0:06:01.159 credits that at least credits that Leah mentioned. It got exhausting, 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:02.720 and I mean it's like people can just look up 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:07.480 on IMDb. You're also obsessed with soccer? Yeah, yeah, you 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:10.400 have a soccer podcast? Is that still going? Yes? Still going? 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:13.680 Why are you so obsessed with football? I said in 0:06:13.720 --> 0:06:18.880 the European way? Yeah, so are you a good soccer player? 0:06:19.440 --> 0:06:22.159 So are you a good soccer player? Yeah? But my 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:25.760 knees are like funked up from playing too long, Like 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.200 I should have played way past the time I should 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:32.599 have played. Yeah, you know, but you know I say, 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:36.159 I was like came to America from Jamaica, but I 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.840 was born in England, so that's their number one sport. 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:42.640 And then Jamaica was a colony of the British, so 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:45.560 that was a sport there. So when I came to America, 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:51.640 like I connected with anybody who played it. So that's 0:06:51.680 --> 0:06:54.479 like a through line for me. Like it's always been 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:58.560 like like a place where playing soccer was a place 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:02.080 of home with when I was never felt at home. 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:09.200 So you made friends through comedy, sports and burgers. Greg Ellis, 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:11.960 he's our guy. Yeah, everyone's from Greg Ellis. Me would 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:14.520 not be on this part cast right now. Big ups 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:17.600 to Greg Ellis. He got into the prime of his career, 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:22.600 which is on this podcast today. Okay, so in are 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:27.000 you a true crime fan? No, that's great. I can't 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:28.960 wait to get all your hot takes on our hot 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.200 topics for today. We're just gonna dive right in and 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:36.640 feel free to be as insane as to look. I 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:38.640 wish I had more of a filter. I just don't. 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:41.520 And people don't listen to this podcast. Uh to listen 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:45.640 to someone just speak seriously about true crime, so we 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:49.200 just pop off, all right, all right, so our first 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:52.800 hot topic today. F DA is investigating Lucky Charms after 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:55.720 over a hundred people complain of vomiting after eating it. 0:07:56.160 --> 0:08:01.320 First of all, shut the up, stop eating candy for 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:06.200 breakfast and maybe you won't vomit. I mean, how are 0:08:06.280 --> 0:08:14.040 people just now vomiting? How resolute with people's stomachs that 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.360 they didn't vomit before? And I always wanted to eat 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:18.600 Lucy Joms when I was a kid, but that's that 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:21.280 was one of those high brands my parents weren't going 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:25.440 to spend the money on. Yeah, it's like eating Jolly Branches. 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:30.840 So goddamn breakfast. Why you're having dessert for breakfast? Yeah, Like, 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:35.000 I have no sympathy for these people. So apparently, the 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:38.000 US Food and Drug Administration said Saturday received more than 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:41.000 a hundred complaints related to Lucky Charms so far this year. 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:44.280 So that's a hundred complaints over the course of like 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:47.160 four and a half months. While it is rare for 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:49.560 people to get sick for meating breakfast cereal because cereals 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:53.400 baked cereal can be contaminated after it's bake, typically when 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:56.040 the puffs are glazed with a sugary coating, or when 0:08:56.080 --> 0:09:00.920 it is packaged, food safety experts set. Several hundred people 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:03.400 have also posted on a food safety website, I was 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:10.960 poison dot com, oh complaining of nausea, diarrhea, and vomiting 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:14.280 after eating Lucky Charms. This is actually my second time 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:17.040 experienced symptoms after eating Lucky Charms, and I'm certain it 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:20.040 is the cause. One person from Ohio reported on I 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:23.840 was poison dot Com having extreme abdominal pains. I am 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.680 holding onto the remaining cereal left in the box and 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:30.319 hoping to get it tested soon, they wrote, complaining they 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:33.480 said that this pain was something else. How are we 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:36.439 not all going out from body Lucky Charms right now 0:09:36.800 --> 0:09:39.040 so that we can join this lawsuit? Like? What am 0:09:39.080 --> 0:09:42.800 I doing here? Yeah? We we gotta run. We gotta run, 0:09:42.840 --> 0:09:44.720 not walk. Hold on a second, let me talk to 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:48.880 my fake assistant. Hey, get me five boxes of Lucky 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:53.480 Charms stat thank you. Apparently Patrick Quaid, the founder of 0:09:53.520 --> 0:09:56.040 the I was poison dot Com website, I feel like 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:58.840 we're sponsored by them. Now, have you recently been poisoned 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:01.680 by a cereal? Win us and I was poison dot com? 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:03.960 Is your ex boyfriend trying to murder you by sneaking 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:07.720 poison into your food. I'm gonna get a billboard, you 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:12.160 know those those that's the Lucky Charms lawyer. This is yeah. 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:15.360 Patrick Quaid said that over three thousand reports came in 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:17.200 across the country of people saying that they got sick. 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:22.079 It's like, uh, first of all, I feel like Lucky 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:25.280 Charms are outdated. You know, it's after all of this 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:30.960 COVID stuff and people being like, oh, ob City kills 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.360 more people than COVID, which who knows if that's true 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:36.600 or not. I'm like, why are we still loving? You 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:38.960 know what? I don't know. I'm not I'm not a scientist. 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:44.720 I'm just um. I could google it, but I'd rather 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:49.080 just gues estimate and not give false information. But you know, 0:10:49.120 --> 0:10:51.280 it's like, why are we allowing kids to eat marshmallows 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:54.360 at breakfast? I mean, how is this part of a 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:59.920 balanced diet. It's just it's just listen, I feel like 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.800 the only thing, the only people Lucky Charms has been 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:06.480 lucky for this long is Lucky Charms. So for them 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.920 to have not been sued or any one of those 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:13.080 sugary ass suit cereals have not been sued before this. 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:18.520 They've all been lucky, like get get it together, Food 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:22.640 Producers and co Operations of America stop poisoning us. Yeah, 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:28.920 unlucky charms. There. New campaign is magically diarrhea. Yeah exactly. 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:33.960 It's like eating technic for breakfast. Well, sometimes you got 0:11:33.960 --> 0:11:36.000 to get it out. You know, it could be better 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:40.480 than coffee. Yeah, I mean I don't drink coffee either. 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:42.680 Have you ever been to a Taco Bell drive through 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:48.040 and seeing if they were funnier than you? I've gone 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:52.120 there to scout for talent, for new talent. I mean 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:54.560 I could see you just going hopping drive through hopping, 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:56.520 just going from drive through to drive through to see 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:58.920 if there's anyone that you will pass on this gift 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.640 of telling that they should do comedy too. Yeah. When 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:04.720 I pull up and everybody given my food, I'm like, nah, 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:07.280 you don't got it, and just pull off and leave 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:10.640 the food there, and you just leave them mystified for 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:15.480 the rest and like don't go what what? Oh god? What? Yeah? 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:17.560 They have no idea. It was like why would someone 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.439 order and then not and just drive by and not 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.480 pick up their order? Yeah, and you're driving de Lorean 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.079 and They're like, did this guy just drop in from 0:12:26.120 --> 0:12:34.320 the future. Yeah? Yeah, Speaking of finding the one, a 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:38.839 Michigan kindergartener brings tequila to school and shares it with classmates, 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:42.240 and it's found by the teacher. Some parents are outraged 0:12:42.240 --> 0:12:45.920 after learning a kindergartener brought alcohol to school. According to 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:48.640 NBC fifteen, the Michigan students shared a bottle of Jose 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:52.080 Quervil mix with ten percent alcohol content with four students 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:54.599 at Grand River Academy before a teacher stepped in to 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:57.720 stop it. One parent, Alexas Smith, told the outlet she 0:12:57.840 --> 0:13:00.080 got a call from the school alerting her that her 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:03.559 daughter was one of them. There were so many thoughts 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:05.600 turning through my mind, like, oh my god, you know 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:08.040 what if it was open before the girl got to school? 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:11.480 How much was it? She said? She's asking how much. 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:13.080 She's like, oh my god, did she get a deal 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:17.840 in it? Because she's young? Apparently what you're supposed to 0:13:17.880 --> 0:13:21.719 do with tequila like share it. I felt like this 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:26.840 kid has yeah, yeah, he brought or she brought tequila 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:31.520 to school. But they've they've done things that parents have 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:34.640 been trying to get people to do for a long 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:36.360 The other kids to do for a long time, like 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:39.640 to share. And I just did they have shot glasses? 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:43.880 Did they poured into other kids cooks? Like? How does 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:46.679 this kid want to be the next Tom Cruise bartender? 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:51.680 Like what's going on here? Or Andy Cohen? Yeah, just 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:54.040 really preparing for the role of a lifetime getting to 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:58.280 be a bartender. Behind the scenes on the show. Well, 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:01.800 I think what's interesting is there's saying the teachers saying, oh, 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:04.680 it's unfortunate that these types of adult beverages can easily 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:07.600 be be mistaken for child friendly drinks. It's like, no, 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:10.520 I'm sorry. If your kid is bringing Jose Quervo mix 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:15.040 with alcohol, it's not a child friendly drink. This person 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:19.760 has clearly watched two alcohol parents, alcoholic parents down some drinks. 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:25.440 They know how to mix it with first of all, disgusting, say, 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:27.120 I sound like a kid knows how to have a 0:14:27.120 --> 0:14:30.800 good time, and what is the problem here. The kid 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:35.400 is a very observant, pays attention, and he he came 0:14:35.440 --> 0:14:38.160 to school and brought some ship And I would love 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.240 to go to college with this kid. It sounds like 0:14:40.280 --> 0:14:44.760 it would be fun just to have fun, to do 0:14:44.920 --> 0:14:47.560 kindergarden over and to have fun with this kid. Yeah, 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:49.920 I'd love to go to rehab with this kid. I 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:52.560 didn't know. They shouldn't let Bert christ shot back in school. 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:58.920 They shouldn't let most comedians back in school. Also, I 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:02.720 keep Okay, So I finally got my INVISI line out. 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:05.520 I know this is such a tangent, but because I'm 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:08.720 not using the trays anymore, I'm used to lisping, and 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:11.320 now I literally don't know how to speak. Like my 0:15:11.360 --> 0:15:14.760 mouth it's not the same. Something is wrong here, but 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:18.320 I can't get words out. I feel like now I 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:21.200 have a permanent list, and I'm thinking about every word 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:23.600 as I say it, and I'm stumbling over my words 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:25.400 and it's very confusing. But I guess this is the 0:15:25.400 --> 0:15:27.600 price I have to pay for having straight teeth. That's 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.560 so funny because you get there's a line, so you'll 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.520 become more attractive, but it makes you attractive one way 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:37.560 and unattractive in another way. It gives you a list, right, thanks, Dot, 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:44.120 it's a really double edged sword. Yeah, that's awardness. You know, 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:46.640 it's so funny. I'm going to Avisa next week. And 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:48.640 I was talking to my friend Yeah, and I was like, oh, 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:50.280 I'm going to Abisa and she's like, wait, have you 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:51.520 been before? And I was like no, and she's like, 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:53.680 oh yeah, so you get to say abisa until you've 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:57.800 been there. And I was like, okay, that's pretty funny. 0:15:58.000 --> 0:16:00.400 And by when I say I was talking to my friend, 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:02.800 I meant me that was a conversation I had with myself. 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:05.000 And I don't know why you have to inform me 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:13.600 that I know anyway. So I think we're going to 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:18.400 Bisa for a week, Croatia for a week and a half, 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:21.120 and then Dubai for a comedy festival for a week. 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:26.840 Are you going to that comedy festival in Dubai. Yeah. 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:31.480 Someone told me the funniest joke about Dubai that was, 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:34.320 it's not this is not my joke. To be clear, 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:39.000 Dubai was built by a rapper but lives under the 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:43.280 rules of the rappers. Mom, it's kind of funny. I 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:46.520 get that. That's funny. If you had laughed, I would 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:51.320 have been like, just kidding, that's my joke because those 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:54.320 places have so many rules. Yeah, because it's like you 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:56.520 you can't do anything. Men and women aren't allowed to 0:16:56.520 --> 0:16:59.560 touch like women are in burkas. You can't be too sexy, 0:16:59.800 --> 0:17:02.240 and I don't know if that's true, but I think 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:04.359 that's what I've been told. I'll find out when I 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:06.919 get there, right let me know, call me from jail 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:11.640 to let me know how much fun I'll be like, Hey, 0:17:11.680 --> 0:17:14.399 ian um, do you have a hundred jeeves sitting in 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:16.280 the bank account right now? Because I really need to 0:17:16.320 --> 0:17:20.080 get bailed out. Because I showed cleavage. I showed the 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:26.040 space in between my eyes and they told me I couldn't. 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:30.200 I left the hotel without invisilion and that's legal here. 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:33.240 They're like, I'm sorry, ma'am, you don't have it's sheer 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:38.639 showing too much skin, including teeth. All right, Well, I 0:17:38.640 --> 0:17:42.040 guess we'll just keep it moving. Huh. Also, I'm sorry, 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:45.359 but do you think these these parents should be punished 0:17:45.440 --> 0:17:50.440 for letting their kids bring accidentally tequila to school? I 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:52.560 put accidentally in air quotes because we don't really no, 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:59.440 I mean, you know kids are gonna do ship almost accidentally. 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:03.879 My brothers and sisters almost killed our younger sister when 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:07.480 we were younger. My parents shouldn't be punished for that. 0:18:10.320 --> 0:18:12.439 I agree. Also, someone just ring my doorbell, and I 0:18:12.440 --> 0:18:15.000 feel like this is the beginning of a true crime episode, 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:18.000 like an actual one. So imagine I leave the podcast 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:19.760 to go check my door and then I never come 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:25.879 back and just slashes of blood all over the background 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:29.639 of my my poster that says dead on it. What 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:32.120 am I supposed to do? Now? What's going on? Yeah, 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:35.160 you're like, hey, guys, So I'm Leo Lamar and this 0:18:35.240 --> 0:18:38.960 is real time crime the show m go on, Hey guys, 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:43.040 I'm going to leave. You all saw that I was 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:46.720 in Austin and had nothing to do with this. You 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:49.679 had an alibi, But what if you're actually in the 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:54.359 other room. Mean, I wouldn't kill you on screen? One? 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:58.760 Am an idiot? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, smart smart? Alright, moving on, 0:18:58.880 --> 0:19:02.560 you guys, remember were the story about the very tragic 0:19:02.600 --> 0:19:06.159 story about the young boys fourteen who died after falling 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:09.720 from the Thrill ride on Florida last month. So they 0:19:09.800 --> 0:19:14.520 did a couple of checks to figure out what actually happened. 0:19:14.560 --> 0:19:20.199 They started investigating the crime scene and the actual mechanics 0:19:20.359 --> 0:19:25.960 of the ride and what quest Engineering found that the 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:29.080 adjustment to the seat that Tyree Sampson fell from prevented 0:19:29.119 --> 0:19:31.800 safety sensors from shutting the ride down, even though the 0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:34.520 space between the seat and the harness was too wide. 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:40.840 Apparently it was only his seat, which is just so crazy. 0:19:40.880 --> 0:19:44.359 So the report confirmed the Department's findings, and an operator 0:19:44.440 --> 0:19:47.920 of the Orlando Drop Tower made manual adjustments to the ride, 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:53.280 resulting in it being unsafe. So neither Free nor the 0:19:53.320 --> 0:19:56.880 reports specified when the sensors were changed or who specifically 0:19:56.920 --> 0:20:00.119 made the adjustment fishy a f in my opinion, in 0:20:00.520 --> 0:20:03.480 because everyone's so afraid they're gonna get blamed. The ride 0:20:03.480 --> 0:20:06.360 did not experience any kind of mechanical or electrical failure. 0:20:06.480 --> 0:20:10.359 Quests investigation found, according to the report, to safety lights 0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:13.280 that are meant to illuminate once the seats, harness is 0:20:13.280 --> 0:20:16.439 secured in a certain position must be activated for the 0:20:16.560 --> 0:20:19.919 ride to operate, but the gap between Samson's seat and 0:20:20.000 --> 0:20:22.960 harness was found to be over twice as big as 0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:25.480 the average gap in twenty seven of the other seats 0:20:25.480 --> 0:20:27.879 of the ride, But due to the adjustment that had 0:20:27.880 --> 0:20:31.360 been made to the plate that houses the proximity sensors, 0:20:31.359 --> 0:20:34.399 the safety lights were still illuminated, allowing the right to 0:20:34.440 --> 0:20:38.360 operate normally. The investigation concluded that had the plate been 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:41.440 in its original position, the space between Samson's seat enclosed 0:20:41.440 --> 0:20:43.439 harness would have been the same as the other twenty 0:20:43.480 --> 0:20:47.120 seven seats on the ride. This is crazy. So it's 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:49.320 almost like the I don't know if you heard about 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:53.359 this case. Ian, thanks for bringing me on your podcast 0:20:53.440 --> 0:20:58.400 to bring me down Jesus Christ, like funny after telling 0:20:58.400 --> 0:21:01.480 me about the death of how fun at your comedy show? 0:21:01.720 --> 0:21:05.600 What type of what type of sad ship? Is this weird? 0:21:07.000 --> 0:21:09.879 And then I'm supposed to make something fun out of this? Oh? 0:21:09.920 --> 0:21:14.359 Thank you? Like how bring me on to be insensitive? No? No, 0:21:14.600 --> 0:21:18.200 we don't really laugh about the death. I mean I 0:21:18.359 --> 0:21:21.520 used to, but you know, no, this one's really sad. 0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:26.200 All the deaths are sad, yeah, but but I mean 0:21:26.240 --> 0:21:31.639 this one is particularly so there's no one. It seems 0:21:31.680 --> 0:21:34.520 like there's no operator to blame because they had no 0:21:34.560 --> 0:21:38.720 way of realizing that it was incorrectly adjusted because the 0:21:38.760 --> 0:21:43.080 safety lights were still illuminated. But it's like they need 0:21:43.119 --> 0:21:46.280 to find out who adjusted it, who left it that way? 0:21:46.880 --> 0:21:48.960 Were they planning on coming back to fix in? They 0:21:49.000 --> 0:21:51.320 just didn't think anything bad would happen. I don't know, 0:21:51.480 --> 0:21:53.880 I I do you think the ride should be shut 0:21:53.880 --> 0:21:57.399 down after this? I mean, listen, First of all, the 0:21:57.440 --> 0:21:59.920 only person is happy about what you just read is operated. 0:22:00.320 --> 0:22:04.359 He's like or she's like, who like this? Saying on me? 0:22:04.680 --> 0:22:07.680 This is above my pay grade. This is some technical ship. 0:22:08.040 --> 0:22:10.800 When I signed up a week ago for this job, 0:22:11.040 --> 0:22:14.200 you told me if this this and this happened, we're 0:22:14.280 --> 0:22:16.800 good to go. I'm not a mechanic. I don't know 0:22:16.800 --> 0:22:20.720 how ship works. I'm just an underpaid person getting a 0:22:20.720 --> 0:22:24.359 little getting minimum wage to to operate the ride and 0:22:24.400 --> 0:22:27.359 press the button. If there's no senses go off and 0:22:27.400 --> 0:22:33.240 then after that, but should they operate? Like? What place 0:22:33.400 --> 0:22:41.200 was this? This was in Florida obviously, and what uh? 0:22:41.480 --> 0:22:43.840 What adventure land place was? This was the name of 0:22:43.880 --> 0:22:49.679 the thing. It's a at Orlando's Icon Perk. Yeah see, 0:22:49.920 --> 0:22:54.000 and it was the Orlando free Fall Ride. Come on, 0:22:54.080 --> 0:23:00.440 you're you're trying to trap me into saying something instance Ship, 0:23:00.640 --> 0:23:06.280 I'm not. You said it's the it's the free Fall ride. 0:23:07.800 --> 0:23:10.479 Like this is this sounds like a set up for 0:23:10.600 --> 0:23:15.200 puns that will come back to haunt me. Oh, I'm 0:23:15.240 --> 0:23:19.240 haunted by this podcast every day. Well Ship, I'm just 0:23:19.280 --> 0:23:22.520 gonna let's lead this. I would never ride that ride. 0:23:22.720 --> 0:23:24.800 How about that? No, I would never go on a 0:23:24.840 --> 0:23:26.960 free fall ride in the first place, It's like, why 0:23:26.960 --> 0:23:32.280 are we signing up for it? Sounds so scary? Yeah, Like, 0:23:32.320 --> 0:23:35.400 why am I paying for scary ship? Like I'm only 0:23:35.440 --> 0:23:39.080 paying for pleasure. I mean. The other thing is, I 0:23:39.119 --> 0:23:41.480 was just thinking about going skydiving the other day, and 0:23:41.480 --> 0:23:44.040 I was like, why am I thinking about jumping out 0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:46.960 of an airplane? To my possible to minds, it just 0:23:46.960 --> 0:23:49.239 sounds like I'm doing fine in life. I don't need 0:23:49.280 --> 0:23:52.000 to sign any waivers, you know. Yeah, I don't need 0:23:52.119 --> 0:23:54.920 thrills like I need ship. Like you said you're gonna 0:23:55.320 --> 0:23:58.840 besa Orbisa? How would be pronounce it? Yeah? I don't 0:23:58.840 --> 0:24:02.000 know you and apparently aren't allowed to even say it, right, 0:24:02.840 --> 0:24:05.639 I'll just write it in the chat where you going? 0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:09.800 But that's the only spot or places like that. That's 0:24:09.840 --> 0:24:12.120 the only places I'm spending money on that I don't 0:24:12.119 --> 0:24:15.040 need to be scared into having fun. I'm good. Well 0:24:15.040 --> 0:24:16.879 that's so interesting because then I was like, well, how 0:24:16.920 --> 0:24:21.080