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Speaker 1: Crime, Hello, Social Sluits, and welcome back to another episode

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Speaker 1: of Real Time Crime. I'm your host, Leo Lamar. Today

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Speaker 1: we are Dmitri down he's taken care of I guess

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Speaker 1: what you call them children? And we will be discussing

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Speaker 1: a lot of hot topics today. One lucky charm is

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Speaker 1: making people sick. I guess they're unlucky charms. A Michigan

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Speaker 1: kindergartener bringing tequila to school, the safety sensors on the

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Speaker 1: Florida free Fall Ride, and of course Johnny Depp and

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Speaker 1: Amber Heard's defamation trial. Should I say defamation, Well, it's

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Speaker 1: too late now and as you can already here, We've

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Speaker 1: got our guest here today with us, you guys. He's

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Speaker 1: one of my favorite people on planet Earth. He's one

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Speaker 1: of the funniest people in planet Earth. He's a comic.

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Speaker 1: He's a writer, producer, actor, podcaster. His debut album, Half

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Speaker 1: Ast was on Conan O'Brien's record label, Team Coco Records.

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Speaker 1: He was the first comedian signed to the label. Ian

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Speaker 1: has appeared numerous times on Comedy Centrals at Midnight TBS

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Speaker 1: is Conan Comedy Central's other shows. He's just an absolute gem.

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Speaker 1: The light he's an executive story editor and writing console

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Speaker 1: on HDOS Crashing co producer on Netflix's Friends from College. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm getting a little tired of reading all your credits.

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Speaker 1: If you don't mind, I just would like to skip

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Speaker 1: the rest of them. In We've got in edwards today. Everyone,

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Speaker 1: What up, y'all? How are you doing? Why are you

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Speaker 1: broadcasting from like a layer? Because I'm a detective and

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Speaker 1: I'm solving a murder mystery. Look dead. This feels like

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Speaker 1: and it's a mustached man who did it. It's always

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Speaker 1: the mustache man that I want to have sex with

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Speaker 1: and also committed the crime. It feels like a zoom

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Speaker 1: version of the first forty eight The Detective. And I'm

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Speaker 1: what you just came in and I'm like gonna all

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Speaker 1: these questions. Well, Ian, I do need to know where

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Speaker 1: you were on the night of September. Always been performing,

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Speaker 1: always be performing a BP baby, um I hello, I

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Speaker 1: love you. And you're in Austin for Moon Tower Comedy.

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Speaker 1: Mhm were you performing tonight? I mean Antoine's and then

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Speaker 1: the Velvita Room or something like that. Yeah, great, Antoine's

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Speaker 1: is cute. So and just so people get to know

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Speaker 1: you a little better. You know what you just told

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Speaker 1: them about me? I think you just told him everything.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, but how about better? Better? All right? Like

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Speaker 1: what if there are a ladies listening who want to

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Speaker 1: date you? All right, you've convinced me. Okay, So Ian,

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Speaker 1: did you always want to be a comic? Nah? Go on?

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Speaker 1: Never even occurred to how did this come about for you? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Like I'm an immigrant, so really yeah, yeah I got.

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Speaker 1: I came to America and I was like seventeen years

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Speaker 1: old from Jamaica and I was like working at this

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Speaker 1: burger king. So this is years I mean working at

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Speaker 1: burger king. And I'm trying to like, you have to

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Speaker 1: start your life over you. You don't have no day

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Speaker 1: one friends, you know what I mean? Like like you

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Speaker 1: don't know anybody, and even the black people are meeting,

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Speaker 1: like we don't have regular black shit in common with

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Speaker 1: each other. Like food is different, sports is different, taste

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Speaker 1: in music is different. So you have to learn even

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Speaker 1: black ship. And then there was one guy. He happened

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Speaker 1: same burger king. Okay, so we met some burger kings

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Speaker 1: and queens. Yeah, so we're at this white town. But

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Speaker 1: he was as funny as ship. Like his name is

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Speaker 1: Greg Ellis and he was just hilarious. And then that's

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Speaker 1: when I was like, oh, Ship, you can be funny

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Speaker 1: him like I'm putting burghers in behind the broiler, watching

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Speaker 1: him on fries, just killing it. Was ripping the whole

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Speaker 1: That's hilarious. And then I was like, HEIGHT said, then

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Speaker 1: second funniest dude at Burger King. That should be the

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Speaker 1: he said you should do comedy. And then that stranger

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Speaker 1: if you're the stranger who told the Ian to do

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Speaker 1: comedy at the Burger King from back in the day,

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Speaker 1: because Ian owes you his entire life or all those

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Speaker 1: credits that at least credits that Leah mentioned. It got exhausting,

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Speaker 1: and I mean it's like people can just look up

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Speaker 1: on IMDb. You're also obsessed with soccer? Yeah, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: have a soccer podcast? Is that still going? Yes? Still going?

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Speaker 1: So you made friends through comedy, sports and burgers. Greg Ellis,

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Speaker 1: to Greg Ellis. He got into the prime of his career,

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Speaker 1: just pop off, all right, all right, so our first

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Speaker 1: hot topic today. F DA is investigating Lucky Charms after

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Speaker 1: over a hundred people complain of vomiting after eating it.

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Speaker 1: First of all, shut the up, stop eating candy for

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Speaker 1: was one of those high brands my parents weren't going

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Speaker 1: to spend the money on. Yeah, it's like eating Jolly Branches.

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Speaker 1: I have no sympathy for these people. So apparently, the

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Speaker 1: US Food and Drug Administration said Saturday received more than

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Speaker 1: a hundred complaints related to Lucky Charms so far this year.

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Speaker 1: four and a half months. While it is rare for

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Speaker 1: people to get sick for meating breakfast cereal because cereals

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Speaker 1: baked cereal can be contaminated after it's bake, typically when

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Speaker 1: have also posted on a food safety website, I was

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Speaker 1: poison dot com, oh complaining of nausea, diarrhea, and vomiting

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Speaker 1: hoping to get it tested soon, they wrote, complaining they

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Speaker 1: so that we can join this lawsuit? Like? What am

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Speaker 1: I doing here? Yeah? We we gotta run. We gotta run,

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Speaker 1: my fake assistant. Hey, get me five boxes of Lucky

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Speaker 1: Charms stat thank you. Apparently Patrick Quaid, the founder of

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Speaker 1: we're sponsored by them. Now, have you recently been poisoned

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Speaker 1: know those those that's the Lucky Charms lawyer. This is yeah.

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Speaker 1: Patrick Quaid said that over three thousand reports came in

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Speaker 1: Producers and co Operations of America stop poisoning us. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's like eating technic for breakfast. Well, sometimes you got

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a Taco Bell drive through

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Speaker 1: after learning a kindergartener brought alcohol to school. According to

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Speaker 1: this case. Ian, thanks for bringing me on your podcast

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Speaker 1: to bring me down Jesus Christ, like funny after telling

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Speaker 1: What type of what type of sad ship? Is this weird?

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Speaker 1: Thank you? Like how bring me on to be insensitive? No? No,

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Speaker 1: He's like or she's like, who like this? Saying on me?

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Speaker 1: This is above my pay grade. This is some technical ship.

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Speaker 1: good to go. I'm not a mechanic. I don't know

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Speaker 1: then after that, but should they operate? Like? What place

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Speaker 1: What adventure land place was? This was the name of

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Speaker 1: you're you're trying to trap me into saying something instance Ship,

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Speaker 1: haunted by this podcast every day. Well Ship, I'm just

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Speaker 1: How about that? No, I would never go on a

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Speaker 1: besa Orbisa? How would be pronounce it? Yeah? I don't

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll be normal after this. Doubtful anyway. So it's

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Speaker 1: That's your skydiving. You don't need to and don't freak

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Speaker 1: sex with strangers before you go. You're like, well, I'm

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Speaker 1: taking a flight smart of Cincinnati. Could be my last.

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Speaker 1: It could be my last. I still tell people that,

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Speaker 1: and that's how you get laid. Yeah, this could be

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Speaker 1: my last flight. You know how planes be crashing and stuff.

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Speaker 1: You can't want to you know, anything could happen, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, I could make it there

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Speaker 1: and then never speak to you again. You know I could.

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Speaker 1: I could accidentally follow you. So let's just do this now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Guys on that note, we're gonna take a quick break.

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Speaker 1: Don't touch that dial. We'll be right back. And don't

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Speaker 1: commit a crime while waiting for us to come back,

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Speaker 1: because we're gonna be talk about Johnny Depp and neighbor

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Speaker 1: heard b RB and welcome back to a real time

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Speaker 1: crime you little social sleuth, sim your host Lee Lamar,

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Speaker 1: and we have with with this today. I can't speak.

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Speaker 1: Thanks in Visilinne we have with us today, Ian Edwards, Ian,

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Speaker 1: they look so good, but I can't speak. You were

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Speaker 1: so eloquent when your teeth were crooked, but it was

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Speaker 1: good at old days. Yeah. I really looked so horrible,

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00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: but I sounded so excellent. You know, I really had

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Speaker 1: had a face for radio back then. H But now

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Speaker 1: that I have a face for video, it's like people

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Speaker 1: would rather not hear me speak. Yeah, you don't have

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00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: a voice for radio, but hey, many they're just gonna

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Speaker 1: fire you. Maybe, but maybe I'll find a husband because

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00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, she hasn't really talk, but she's cute.

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00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I've been looking for. And that's honestly

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Speaker 1: what's been getting me in trouble all these years is

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00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: you know, they were like, oh, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: look at her, and she's annoying. But now it's just one.

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Speaker 1: At least you get you one in one department. But

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Speaker 1: now I'm hot. Yeah. Anyway, I always think about the

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00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:37,160
Speaker 1: fact that, you know, how when people die or get

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Speaker 1: murdered or whatever it is. I don't know why I

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Speaker 1: said it like that, but whatever it is that kills

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Speaker 1: them whatever, you know, they always find people's teeth. Yeah,

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00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 1: and they match it to their dental records to identify

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Speaker 1: their body. I thought about this million times. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: but my teeth have changed so much, maybe they won't

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Speaker 1: even know it's me. How do they know who your

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00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: dentist is? Well, that's the first person they call. No,

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Speaker 1: how do they know you die? They posted on Instagram?

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00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: They say, who's responsible for this person's teeth? They make

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Speaker 1: a TikTok about it. Who's been ripping this person off?

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Speaker 1: We need to know so we can identify them. Oh boy,

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Speaker 1: all right, you guys speaking of getting ripped off. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why that felt like a good segue, but

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Speaker 1: here we are. You guys have all heard about the

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Speaker 1: Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial by Now if you haven't,

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Speaker 1: you've been under a rock, which is fine. I will

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Speaker 1: take you out from under the rock. Let's dust it off.

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00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 1: So Johnny Depp and Amber Herd started dating in early

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Speaker 1: after meeting on the set of The Rum Diary a

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Speaker 1: few years earlier. They were married, and just fifteen months

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00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: later it was over classic Hollywood story. Heard filed for

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Speaker 1: divorce and a restraining order. Appearing in a l A

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Speaker 1: court with a bruised cheek, She said Depp had violently

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Speaker 1: attacked her and thrown a mobile phone at her face

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Speaker 1: with extreme force. There were other alleged instances of harassment

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00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: as well, excessive emotional, verbal, and physical abuse, she wrote

483
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: in court filings, angry, hostile, humiliating, and threatening assaults. Johnny

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00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: Depp denied this. A judge then granted her a temporary

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Speaker 1: restraining order, but hours before a civil trial over the

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Speaker 1: order was to begin. She and the Pirates of the

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Speaker 1: Caribbean Star released a joint statement saying that they had

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Speaker 1: put their dispute to rest. So so interesting. Then Johnny

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Speaker 1: Depp gave amber Heard seven million dollars as part of

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Speaker 1: their divorce settlement, which she pledged to donate to the

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Speaker 1: a c l U. Something that well, apparently his team

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Speaker 1: is saying that she never donated the money because I

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00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: heard that while ago, Yeah, and then back in she

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00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 1: wrote an essay for The Washington Post in which she

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00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: described herself as a public figure representing domestic abuse, Although

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Speaker 1: the article never mentioned him by name, his attorneys previously

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Speaker 1: said in court documents that Herd's op ed was all

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Speaker 1: part of an elaborate hoax. The Pirates of a Caribbean

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00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: Star also claimed in court documents that Heard concocted her

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Speaker 1: story in the hopes of generating positive publicity and to

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00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: advance her career. Days before the trial, she made a

502
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: rare statement on Instagram announcing a break from social media.

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Speaker 1: Johnny is suing me for an op ed I wrote

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Speaker 1: in The Washington Post in which I recounted my experience

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Speaker 1: of violence and domestic abuse. She wrote, in April nine,

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Speaker 1: I wrote about the price women pay for speaking out

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00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 1: against men in power. I continue to pay that price,

508
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Speaker 1: but hopefully when this case concludes, I can move on,

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00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: and so can Johnny Woof. Okay, so what's happening now?

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Speaker 1: On a text messages between Depth and his neighbor Isaac

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Speaker 1: Burr were revealed in court, and the text said, I

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00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 1: hope that Amber's rotten corpse is decomposing in a skin

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Speaker 1: truck of a Honda Civic. First of all, why are

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Speaker 1: we coming after Honda? Yea Honda, the shitty car. Yeah

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00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: should end up in like I can feel like they're

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00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: reliable number one. And I had a Honda one time,

517
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: and it took me everywhere early in my career and

518
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: saved me on a lot of nights. So I'm against

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00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: Johnny Depp for coming for Honda like that. I mean,

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00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 1: I I take that personal. That's you know, the trunk

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Speaker 1: of a Honda likes it's the worst place you could be.

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00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: That's how you know how rich Johnny Depp is that

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00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 1: he doesn't live in reality to find out that Honda

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00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: is not the worst possible car you could have. Yeah,

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00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 1: exactly like he he looks down on Honda's Yeah, he's

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00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: like Tesla disgusting. Like, yeah, I'm like, I have a

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Speaker 1: Honda right now, f you, Johnny. You know I'm taking

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00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: this personally. It's like, this isn't a four Torus. It's

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Speaker 1: not a Toyota Corolla for us. The trunks of Honda's

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00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: pretty comfortable, so he's obviously never rotted in one before,

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Speaker 1: and you know, it's very sporty back there. There's sometimes plugs,

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00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 1: so you could, you know, be at the beach and

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00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: use your computer and have a beach chair back there,

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00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: and you can do a lot of stuff in a Honda.

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00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 1: So disrespect Honda should sue Johnny Depp. Not only do

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Speaker 1: I agree, but I think he ruined his chance of

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Speaker 1: having a sponsorship from Honda. Absolutely. But you know, any

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00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,960
Speaker 1: press is good pressed as they say, what is rotten

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00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: the trunk of Honda type? Like what if Honda does

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00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: use that in the next advertising campaign, They're like, come

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Speaker 1: raw in the back of our trunk. Yeah, Honda Civic

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00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: the car for you. You gotta you got a body

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00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 1: to bury, get a Honda Civic. Yeah. Don't you know

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00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: we can work for anyone. Families, happy couples and couples

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00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 1: that don't get along, you know, Honda mostly that last one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you plan on dying together because I got there for you.

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00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find out what the Honda slogan is. Um,

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00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: maybe it's like the unhelpful Honda dealer. He's like, Hey,

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Speaker 1: do you want to die in the back of your

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Speaker 1: own car? I'll even close the trunk for you for

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00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:24,960
Speaker 1: low a pr of three exactly. So moving on, while

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00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:28,960
Speaker 1: you look up Honda's statement during opening statements, hers attorney

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00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 1: Ben rotten Born. That's so odd. Yeah, we're talking about

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Speaker 1: rotting in a trunk and his name is Rottenborn. It's

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00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: a a little much for me. Also, like what last

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Speaker 1: name is that. It sounds like it's mixed between a

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00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 1: Jewish and born again Christian. He sounds like he's rich

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Speaker 1: enough to know that he should change his name and

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00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: can afford it. And he is an attorney and should

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00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: have done that. This is an LS Island situation. Yeah,

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00:33:53,720 --> 00:34:09,479
Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah, So he claimed that Amber Heard

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00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: suffered sexual violence at the hands of Johnny Depp, and

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00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: he also alleged that the actress suffered domestic abuse by

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00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:21,560
Speaker 1: depth that took many forms, including physical emotional, verbal, and psychological. Obviously,

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Speaker 1: Johnny Depp's spokesperson denied these allegations, saying this follows a

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Speaker 1: pattern of her elaborate, erroneous claims which have continued to

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00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 1: change and evolve over time for the purpose of Hollywood

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00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: shock value, of which Amber has mastered and used to

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Speaker 1: exploit a serious social movement. So these are big claims

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00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:43,839
Speaker 1: coming from both parties obviously, and apparently their therapists. Their

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00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 1: their therapists that they had together testified on April fourteen,

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Speaker 1: saying that the couple engaged in mutual abuse and then

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Speaker 1: depths long time doctor David Kipper participated in deposition that

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Speaker 1: was played on April eighteenth, So this is just two

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Speaker 1: days ago, you guys. And this was recorded in February,

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00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 1: recalling treating him for having a severed fingertip. If you

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00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: have been obsessed with this case like I have, I'm

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00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: sure you've heard about the infamous fingertip bloody fingertip writing

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00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,399
Speaker 1: I love you in a mirror with blood all over

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00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: the place. I mean, this is also crazy, right, And

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00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:24,440
Speaker 1: then the other side is saying that, okay, let me

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Speaker 1: just keep going. Well, it's just you know, I love

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00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: the Hollywood horror show. Right, well, what are your feelings

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Speaker 1: on this ship? Like you might have said it to

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00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 1: other people before or people on this show, but I've

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00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 1: never heard it. What do you think? What's it do? Yeah,

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00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:49,720
Speaker 1: So it's interesting because there's also allegations saying that Amber

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00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: threw a bottle at him which sliced his finger open.

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00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: Other people are saying that he cut it himself, and

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Speaker 1: I think that's what he said to the doctor, which

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Speaker 1: might have been a cover up at the time. This

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00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: is just one of those situations, in my opinion, where

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00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 1: they probably weren't right for each other. They were probably

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00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: very physically interested in each other. Maybe there's like a

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00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: lustful relationship, and then when you realize you're not right

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00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:18,239
Speaker 1: with someone, or there's some sort of cheating or other

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00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: people involved or whatever it is. I think that people

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00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:28,799
Speaker 1: then start to act differently, and that can turn into manipulation,

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00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,439
Speaker 1: that can turn into control tactics, that can turn into

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Speaker 1: icing someone out and stonewalling them, and emotional abuse, physical abuse,

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00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 1: and when you stay in something for too long, especially

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Speaker 1: you know, there are a lot of situations where people

603
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: just turned to violence. So in this situation, you know,

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00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: we've heard Amber's lied. We've also heard that, John. I

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00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 1: mean the fact that the therapist is saying mutual abuse

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00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: sounds like everyone's in the wrong. Yeah. I feel like

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00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 1: the only thing they did right was break up. Hilarious,

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00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: That's the only thing that they did right. And the

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00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: therapist is like, this is a tie, like both these

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00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: motherfuckers she stay away from each other. But it's like, yeah,

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00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the therapist on this, like he

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00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: or she did not pick a side. I don't like

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Speaker 1: the neighbor snitching about texting, like Johnny Depp text the neighbor. Yeah,

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00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 1: snitches get stitches in their finger that severed, Well Johnny did. Yeah,

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00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: But yeah, this is this is just crazy and they

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00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: shouldn't be together. Well, they're definitely not together. But you know,

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00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 1: she went on the cover of People magazine with a

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00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 1: dark bruise on her face. You know, Johnny Depp also

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Speaker 1: has He's got children, Lily rose up and jacked up

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00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 1: um with his other ex Vanessa parodies. But what does

621
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 1: she saying this? She have any stories of being abused

622
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: by death? I think she was supposed to take the

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Speaker 1: stand and then I read something about I could be

624
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: wrong on this so we'll have to do a fact check.

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00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: But apparently she was supposed to take the stand, and

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00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: then someone on Amber heard side was in the courtroom

627
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: and overlooked over her shoulder to see someone showing her

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00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: um on her phone, Like Vanessa was looking on her

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00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 1: phone at some sort of information about the trial. And

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00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: if you do that, then your testimony is no longer

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Speaker 1: able to be used. And so they dismissed her from

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00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:44,320
Speaker 1: able from being able to understand. But apparently it was

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00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: like an old trial. Yeah, so she wasn't allowed to testify.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this sounds so messy and at this point,

635
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Speaker 1: I mean, so by the way, Johnny Depp lost the

636
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Speaker 1: first round and the first round, what do you mean

637
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:06,879
Speaker 1: they're in a boxing ring? Um In a libel trial

638
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,760
Speaker 1: set in the UK, Johnny sued Amber for fifty million

639
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 1: dollars over the op edge she wrote in The Washington Post,

640
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 1: which which she claimed to be a victim of domestic abuse,

641
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 1: and then she sued him back for a hundred million

642
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: with a counterclaim. Yeah. The defamation trial is expected to

643
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: feature painful accusations of domestic abuse. It will be broadcast

644
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: live and involve a number of high profile witnesses, including me.

645
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: You the two most high profile James Franco, which I'm like,

646
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 1: wasn't he canceled for some sort of like I can't believe,

647
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean the side of sexual abuse

648
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: Paul Bettany and Elon Musk. Well, wait till you hear this.

649
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 1: This is also not confirmed information. So don't go run

650
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 1: around telling people this as a fact. This is not

651
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: confirmed information that you're telling me on a podcast. Go ahead,

652
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: I'm listening right right right. This is again not confirmed information.

653
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: This is like, oh, Leah and Ian are married, and

654
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: then people just go and tell people that we're married

655
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 1: even though we're not yet. But they're still time. It's

656
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 1: still time. They're still time until the apocalypse hits in

657
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: about two hours. But okay, so apparently this is so crazy.

658
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 1: There is a fury that Amber and Ellen made embryos

659
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: together and Ellen wanted to have the embryos destroyed and

660
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: Amber did not. And people are saying that there is

661
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:52,720
Speaker 1: a child that they think is the spawn of Amber

662
00:40:52,800 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 1: and Elon. This sounds like some and like they would

663
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 1: the kid be m like it has Amber ever had

664
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: a kid? And how did she did she meet up?

665
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: Did this happen before her and debt like this, This

666
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:20,280
Speaker 1: was at some point in between Grimes and Depth, Grimes

667
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: and Death. That's a period in history, you know, that's

668
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:28,919
Speaker 1: an official in history, Grimes and Depth. What were you doing?

669
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 1: What were you doing during Grimes and Death? Like I

670
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 1: was moving to Los Angeles from New York, changing career, past,

671
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: becoming a comic. A lot happened for me. What about

672
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 1: you during Grimes and Debt? I was I was in

673
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: the middle of one of those writing childs that you mentioned,

674
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: probably going through a breakup myself and uh having one

675
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: of the embryos unfrozen with you, and neighbor heard, yeah,

676
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: there you go. She she actually said, no, there's no

677
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:01,479
Speaker 1: way are Ambery was going to get unfrozen. I would

678
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: never have a baby with you, And that was like

679
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: for it. So it's a really big smack in the face.

680
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 1: So she's doing you because you unfrozen them because I

681
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:15,320
Speaker 1: wanted to unfrozen free something. I'm actually hurt that she

682
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:20,759
Speaker 1: unfrozen embryos with Ellen and didn't want unfrozen. That had

683
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: hurts to be honest. Yeah, she sounds a speaking of

684
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: pregnancies and issues. I did just read earlier today on

685
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:33,399
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio Instagram that Asap Rocky was arrested upon

686
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: arriving back from vacation with Brianna off their private jet

687
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 1: and that story is developing. I just want to throw

688
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: that out there. And why did they say he got arrested?

689
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 1: Was one of the t s A person was really

690
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 1: uh Rihanna fan and believes that he did cheat, that

691
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 1: he did cheat on her. I think that there was

692
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 1: some sort of gun violence that people believe he may

693
00:42:56,680 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: or may not have been involved in. Hey, SAP wasn't

694
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: a saplattop in Europe, a SAP blocky, It was the

695
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: lack of Europe during the Trump administration. Yeah, you know,

696
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: you really need to get a president who supports rappers.

697
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,360
Speaker 1: Now Trump has to get him out of t s

698
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Speaker 1: A now hilarious. So, just so everyone's aware, the most

699
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: up to date news from the Johnny Depp amber Heard

700
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: case happened today. M hm. So it went more into

701
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: the finger story. So the alleged explosive fight between them

702
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: and his mangled finger, we're all brought up today. And

703
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:50,240
Speaker 1: apparently during his witness testimony, he recalled an infamous alleged

704
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,279
Speaker 1: fight that happened between him and heard while in Australia

705
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: for work in March. He held up his right hand

706
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: to show his funny looking middle finger, which appeared slightly shorter.

707
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 1: He testified that her thirty five through a vodka bottle

708
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: at him and went past his head. Then after he

709
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 1: drank a shot from another bottle, It's like, are they

710
00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: just refilming Pirates of the Caribbean? He said. She grabbed

711
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 1: the larger bottle and again through it, making contact with

712
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 1: his hand resting on the bar top. Blood was pouring out.

713
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: He said, I think I went into some sort of

714
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what a nervous breakdown feels like, but

715
00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 1: that's probably the closest thing that I've ever had to it.

716
00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 1: Nothing made sense in that state of mind. Depp began

717
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: writing on the walls in his own blood. He said,

718
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: he wrote little reminders from our past that essentially represented

719
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: lies that heard had told me, lies that I had

720
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,880
Speaker 1: caught her in. Depp said he hid in the bathroom

721
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: and called his doctor when he was taken to the

722
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 1: hospital to treat his quote unquote mangled finger, which apparently

723
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: they showed graphic photos of in the courtroom, and then

724
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,800
Speaker 1: he said he told the doctor had happened when his

725
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:55,359
Speaker 1: finger was caught in large accordion doors. So like, even

726
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,919
Speaker 1: after being so angry at her, he was still trying

727
00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: to save face or not get her are in trouble.

728
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: A lot of this doesn't add up on both ants, right.

729
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,760
Speaker 1: It sounds like you show up to court with a bruise,

730
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 1: I'll show them a seven finger. This is like Sean

731
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: Connery and the Untouchables, where they killed one of ours,

732
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: we killed two of theirs. It's like, whatever, whatever bruise

733
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 1: you show, I'll show you. I'll show them how you

734
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 1: bruise me more. Then she shows up with an embryo

735
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: and she's like, well, well, you know, they just keep

736
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: one up in each other, Just keep one up in

737
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 1: each other. Like it's this is like, just call us

738
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: a draw and end this unless people want to continue

739
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 1: to be entertained. Is that court trial really gonna be

740
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 1: like broadcast with you bullshit? I'm wondering it is going

741
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: to be broadcast. I'm wondering what they're promoting after this.

742
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: You know heard hav a new movie coming out. It's

743
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 1: Mayweather promoting this like this is the fight of the

744
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 1: century century for couples. Jeez, yeah, this is better than

745
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: reality television. Not that I watch reality TV, but I mean, Okay,

746
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:10,240
Speaker 1: So when all of a sudden done, let's say Johnny

747
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:14,799
Speaker 1: Depp wins, mm hmm, do you think he's still able

748
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,920
Speaker 1: to work in Hollywood or gets another job or is

749
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: he just done? Uh? If he wins, I feel like

750
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 1: there's people who want to work with him but can't

751
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,719
Speaker 1: because it makes him look bad. So him winning will

752
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 1: give people an excuse to be like, let's let's put

753
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,000
Speaker 1: you back to work. And if he loses, he becomes

754
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 1: a comic. He has to start at Burger King first, though.

755
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 1: You can't just jump right in there. Somebody has to

756
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: drive by and tell them off. Okay, he's funny. You

757
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:51,840
Speaker 1: can't just start comedy or willy nilly. There's there is

758
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: uh set of rules and a structure, and he has

759
00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 1: to follow it. And and he has to go to

760
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: work at Burger King every day and drive home and

761
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: is Honda until it's Honda Civic with Ronning corpse in

762
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:10,160
Speaker 1: the back. Yes. But you know what's so funny is

763
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: when I look at all the people who do comedy,

764
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: half of these people, I'm like, you're here because you've

765
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 1: got canceled and it's the only way you can work,

766
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:27,760
Speaker 1: not half four. This is like really who just kidding?

767
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:32,439
Speaker 1: It would never make it? But name names in name names?

768
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: I yeah, No, I feel I feel like a bunch

769
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: of people. Are you know whatever? Anyway more all of

770
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:41,399
Speaker 1: the story, Johnny Depp, we will welcome you with open

771
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 1: arms at the comedy store and across comedy clubs all

772
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: over the country. I don't know, well if I think

773
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: I have an answer, but apparently a lot of what

774
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,959
Speaker 1: I've what I've heard is that a lot of people

775
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,719
Speaker 1: say that Amber has been on a hint and was

776
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: using this to further her career. And I also know

777
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 1: that the therapist is saying they're mutually insane. So I

778
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: don't know who's bet Are you on the side of

779
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,279
Speaker 1: the truth, whatever the truth is? But wow, that was

780
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 1: such a diplomatic answer. Are you in DC right now?

781
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 1: Or the light answer? No? I agree. I think we'll

782
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this. I mean, because obviously

783
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: I believe in support women, but the fact that the

784
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: therapists said that they were mutually abusing each other isn't

785
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,479
Speaker 1: really a good look for anyone, right right, So maybe

786
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 1: everyone's to blame here. Yeah, it takes two to tangle,

787
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, And it takes one to Mango.

788
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:53,359
Speaker 1: Know they're going to arrest you at the airport when

789
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: you try to go to you know, we saw you

790
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 1: say it takes one to Mango and we're gonna unstamped

791
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 1: your passport and we're taking your skydiving. Yeah, yeah, I'm

792
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 1: so sorry, but you're actually canceled from comedy for a

793
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 1: really bad joke and we never want you to be

794
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 1: able to say a Betha. Sounds like you said it right. Yeah,

795
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: you guys. We'll keep you updated on the Johnny Depp

796
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: Amber heard Traumedy. Whatever is happening there? And thanks so

797
00:49:23,239 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: much for doing the podcast today. Where can we find

798
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:28,160
Speaker 1: you on the internet? Uh, go to at the Edwards

799
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 1: Comic on Instagram and at the En Edwards Comic one

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00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: on TikTok. I can't believe as a grown man, I'm

801
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: telling you my TikTok but at the end was comic one.

802
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: It sounds like someone's manager won a battle. Yeah, yep, yep.

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Speaker 1: You can find me at Leo Lamar with two rs

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Speaker 1: on Instagram and Twitter and the podcast Real Time Crime Pod.

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Speaker 1: Then you can find me on TikTok at Leo lamar

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Speaker 1: with five rs. Stop asking questions. We don't know why,

807
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 1: just bent. So you guys stay safe. Don't commit any

808
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: crimes until the next episode. But if you hear of

809
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: anything that we should know about, or you got a tip,

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Speaker 1: that half as go ahead? Twenty one crime? Damn hilarious

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Speaker 1: and I'm canceled for singing and for bad jokes today.

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Speaker 1: is it actually real time crime? I'm solving anything? Or

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Speaker 1: is that just the thing? We say it's then we

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