Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Guys, Hey, guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency InterCall.
Speaker 3: So, as you can tell, there's two seats there, and
Speaker 3: it's because we've had a lot on our plate recently
Speaker 3: with the podcast specifically, and we thought it was time
Speaker 3: to hire some interns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, yeah, And but we were really selective though,
Speaker 2: because like not to be this person. I don't want
Speaker 2: to like sound like kind of like a Matilda dirt here,
Speaker 2: but only the sexiest people can work with us, kind
Speaker 2: of like our.
Speaker 3: Whole fine shit, yeah, like very.
Speaker 4: Sexy, very like oh my gosh, someone that's a bad joke.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, someone.
Speaker 3: Just hr in here, mysterious like or like, yeah, we just.
Speaker 4: Wanted to buy that whole interns. And honestly, like you.
Speaker 2: Guys, like you'll you'll you'll know it's.
Speaker 5: Just guys, but yeah, I still want to put you.
Speaker 6: We are here to work, yes, funky now, but isn't
Speaker 6: it crazy when your boss takes your ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well no, no, it's like borrowing your job as
Speaker 3: an intern.
Speaker 7: Can I eat now?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Wait did you eat like eight more hours? Yeah, but
Speaker 3: you have to get us food first.
Speaker 4: But we have you guys on like, okay, we just
Speaker 4: have them on. I don't and it's gonna hit them.
Speaker 4: Yet we only hit Kai.
Speaker 7: We haven't hit our trade though. Trade.
Speaker 4: I wish Bro, that would give you way too much attention.
Speaker 2: We should start blocking Kai's name and comments, just like blocking.
Speaker 6: Up to leap it out in the podcast too. It's straight.
Speaker 3: I know this is really like.
Speaker 4: At all, like I'm playing with them.
Speaker 6: It's like I did an interview with heels for the
Speaker 6: first time. I was like, and then I have my
Speaker 6: like playing. Yeah, I was not comfortable.
Speaker 4: But we're double dating right now.
Speaker 3: And it's also like two by girls into one gay
Speaker 3: guy in one straight guy.
Speaker 7: Exactly and wait, who's who is gay? I thought that
Speaker 7: was Oh I'm straight?
Speaker 3: Did I mix that up?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think you like couldn't it's confused that.
Speaker 7: Can be around you if you're by that's disgusting. Did
Speaker 7: you so dig?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: Can I go?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: Want to get up and get out. You don't like obligations.
Speaker 7: I don't like this.
Speaker 8: This is.
Speaker 2: I feel like we need to explain how long we've
Speaker 2: all known each other literally.
Speaker 4: Like way too.
Speaker 2: I think about it all the time because I feel
Speaker 2: like all of us have so many people who we've
Speaker 2: just randomly known at this point for a decade.
Speaker 4: And then every now and then I'll be looking at
Speaker 4: y'all's faces. I'm like, no, I've seen you know.
Speaker 2: I saw y'all when y'all were kids, and you saw
Speaker 2: my face when I was a kid.
Speaker 3: It was so freaky. I saw like a compilation of
Speaker 3: old videos that you reposted on TikTok, like a couple
Speaker 3: of yes. Literally freaked me the funk out. How young
Speaker 3: we all were, Like you were a baby, you were
Speaker 3: a baby when.
Speaker 6: I had my first weed, my first drink, Yeah, I got.
Speaker 6: I felt like playlists lie like the Devil brushed my foot.
Speaker 4: Was the Double loves Idle Hands playlist.
Speaker 3: It was freaky. Everyone's first was at playlistylist. No, we
Speaker 3: met at press play? Oh love that? How was that?
Speaker 3: That was?
Speaker 4: She's seen a go actually, like it was fun as fun, like.
Speaker 7: I wanted to go.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was the convengers. I was so jealous every
Speaker 6: time I seen all the convinces. I remember the first
Speaker 6: convention I want to.
Speaker 7: Was the ballroom.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Literally, every press play felt like the hangover from Kingsanda,
Speaker 2: Like I was just there in the morning, shaking and
Speaker 2: being like.
Speaker 3: The amount of adderall was crazy was for me.
Speaker 7: Do you know that I forgot his name? The manager guy,
Speaker 7: my manager, that's your manager. He tried to kill me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so wait what he was? I had to wait
Speaker 3: on yeah, lock and tell that that was good?
Speaker 9: Wait, oh my god, when Tanakon happened, the guy who
Speaker 9: was in the segway for Contact Love that I hung
Speaker 9: out with Tenna Coachella and then I came home and
Speaker 9: he was pissed off that he saw photo me and
Speaker 9: kind of like and he literally, I'm not even kidding,
Speaker 9: tried to run me over like I was dropping in
Speaker 9: my car. He zoomed and tried to literally run me over,
Speaker 9: and luckily I hopped in the car with You won't
Speaker 9: believe who was my roommate at that time, murder eyes.
Speaker 7: You know, I hope you're okay. Thank God.
Speaker 4: It's low key.
Speaker 2: Like the thing is, I don't even have any sort
Speaker 2: of trauma. I look at that him, like, honestly, my
Speaker 2: call from.
Speaker 4: Scammer to scammer. You you did you did? No, I'm not.
Speaker 9: Your phone's gone, well, your phone's gone into her pocket.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's refrigerator.
Speaker 7: Trey that was trying to funk.
Speaker 3: That was his trade as fuck.
Speaker 4: I know that was crazy, but is a man who.
Speaker 7: Man is questionable?
Speaker 2: Yeah, us boy, and I thought he was gay and
Speaker 2: I met him on Twitter and we were friends over
Speaker 2: one direction.
Speaker 4: And then he tried to have sex with me, like
Speaker 4: on multiple occasions.
Speaker 6: Oh that's scared, tries to fuck you. Was terrified, literally
Speaker 6: like you are like, oh my God, like one of them.
Speaker 6: He was waiting for the game Nigga to try to
Speaker 6: fuck you with God and wanted me.
Speaker 2: So never have The thing is I wanted you really bad,
Speaker 2: but also everybody w would be like, would you make
Speaker 2: out with him?
Speaker 4: Would you have sex with him?
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, you might have been young enough
Speaker 6: to have like brandship of admiration in romantic like wanting
Speaker 6: to have sex with somebody confused because I've had that.
Speaker 4: Oh I think I had that with like all of
Speaker 4: my early friendships.
Speaker 6: I was like, let's have sex.
Speaker 2: Wait, we're so closer enough that I still do same No, same, same, same, same.
Speaker 6: And then Larry went to a concert about three weeks ago,
Speaker 6: got so drunk. All I remember about the concert is
Speaker 6: Larry and my tongue touching.
Speaker 7: We were making out, were.
Speaker 3: We still haven't kissed yet.
Speaker 4: Saving it.
Speaker 6: Big Mormon. Would you'all ever do a lavender marriage?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Of course we talked about it, would y'all?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 7: Actually she's dead to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I hate her.
Speaker 4: Guys, you're still going to reject your boyfriend on camera?
Speaker 6: My boyfriend did?
Speaker 2: Y'all?
Speaker 7: Notice? How can we really talk about it? Though? Y'all?
Speaker 7: Notice how I became more mascular ever since I started
Speaker 7: hanging out with her.
Speaker 2: Wait, when you were sitting here, you grabbed your thigh
Speaker 2: At one point, I was like, my thigh hits She.
Speaker 7: Hits me, Trey exactly.
Speaker 6: She friends spooky Larry puts his hands on me. I'm like, Larry,
Speaker 6: Larry is a cancer. Larry's very emotional, wants to be
Speaker 6: like this, I said. Larry used to have a boy
Speaker 6: hands every time he touched my thong, Like, is you
Speaker 6: trying to fuck?
Speaker 2: I know what threw Especially when we first start gang
Speaker 2: physically affectionate.
Speaker 4: Even now sometimes I'm like are we posting?
Speaker 6: I know?
Speaker 3: Literally this morning this morning we were literally like, she
Speaker 3: was like, can you get in my bed and lay
Speaker 3: on me? And I was like, yeah, sure, So I
Speaker 3: just like laid on her legs like this for like
Speaker 3: five hours, and I was like sitting there and I
Speaker 3: was like, this is like really into, this is really intimate,
Speaker 3: but I needed warm.
Speaker 2: So I literally felt like one of the grandparents from
Speaker 2: Charlie the Chocolate Factor.
Speaker 4: I couldn't get off my house.
Speaker 9: Wasn't a cute, like I'm her boyfriend sometimes due I
Speaker 9: text her today. I was like, I texted her yesterday
Speaker 9: and I was like, look at therapy and she said baby.
Speaker 6: Yes, I say baby, mommy, honey, love.
Speaker 9: She calls me miss nigga.
Speaker 6: What I call you when you close the door. I said,
Speaker 6: you such a gentle girl.
Speaker 7: No, I am gentle. I'm gentle.
Speaker 9: Okay, I have a serious question. Speak speaks, No, you
Speaker 9: speak queen? Yes?
Speaker 7: Scared?
Speaker 4: Would y'all ever live together?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: I said yes. She said no because she says she'll
Speaker 7: be mean to me. There's a lot she It's one
Speaker 7: of those things where I'm.
Speaker 6: Like, I diagnosed yesterday with that she did an issue
Speaker 6: with me. I started going to therapy right now because
Speaker 6: I'm in a two week break from doing any work
Speaker 6: and I was like, I need to go see a therapist.
Speaker 6: I'm getting a second to sit and think for myself.
Speaker 6: And I went to therapy, and I told her, like,
Speaker 6: I how like when my friends touched me, it kind
Speaker 6: of makes my skin crawl, And like when I get
Speaker 6: in a fight with like a significant other, I just
Speaker 6: blocked him on everything. I'm like, fuck them, I don't
Speaker 6: need nobody. My therapist was like, have you ever heard
Speaker 6: of reactive attachment disorder? And it's a disorder that you get,
Speaker 6: like you diagnose children with the disorder, And it's because
Speaker 6: one or two of the caregivers in your life you
Speaker 6: couldn't depend on, so you decided that you can't depend
Speaker 6: on anybody as an adult, so you never attach to
Speaker 6: anyone securely. To me saying I couldn't live with him,
Speaker 6: it's probably just that.
Speaker 4: I feel like y'all could live.
Speaker 7: I think we could.
Speaker 9: But also one thing about our friendship that I've noticed
Speaker 9: is that, like I would say, the universe put us
Speaker 9: in each other's lives for a specific reason. And I
Speaker 9: am very like, warm, loving, and I feel like she
Speaker 9: never really had a friend that didn't compete with her.
Speaker 7: Or try to take from her. And I've literally showed.
Speaker 9: Her unconditional love, and I feel like she became such
Speaker 9: a gentle soft.
Speaker 3: You really opened up I know it is, and.
Speaker 7: It's so sweet to see.
Speaker 4: When I noticed y'all like getting close to her, I
Speaker 4: was like, damn.
Speaker 2: I Like at first, I was like, Oh, I wonder
Speaker 2: if like they're gonna get super close, and then the
Speaker 2: amount I've like y'all are always together. Now I'm like,
Speaker 2: I just love it because I know what that like.
Speaker 9: It was so hard, Like I used to literally be
Speaker 9: friends with everybody because I didn't know what like a
Speaker 9: friendship looked like because I was I was raised in
Speaker 9: the hood, so I didn't know what community felt like.
Speaker 9: And then meeting her, I was like, oh, wow, so
Speaker 9: you genely do fuck me.
Speaker 3: It's like cause it's really like a lie. That's also
Speaker 3: how I feel all of us, like we literally are
Speaker 3: like what is that theory? There's like that string invisible
Speaker 3: in visible string theory?
Speaker 6: Like we've known each other for what a decade? Almost
Speaker 6: a decade.
Speaker 3: Literally too long.
Speaker 6: Your contact on my phone is did kind of known
Speaker 6: each other for a decade?
Speaker 3: You know, it's crazy a decade a decade of what
Speaker 3: of friendship?
Speaker 6: Twenty sixteen was almost ten years ago? Like why is
Speaker 6: that in two years? In one years? She doesn't twenty five?
Speaker 4: No, it's not Wait what it is twenty.
Speaker 6: So next year it will be a decade in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the greatest.
Speaker 4: It's just like even twenty fourteen though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I in my head I categorized all of
Speaker 2: us having met on like Vine and Twitter.
Speaker 6: Because I'm just like, yes, it's twenty fifteen, Twitter, yeah,
Speaker 6: and Vine. Twenty fourteen was twenty fourteen. I was thirteen.
Speaker 7: What were you gonna say, bitch that she was crazy?
Speaker 7: Give me Clara's number, honestly.
Speaker 4: For one fifty for a one fifty essence gift card.
Speaker 4: I'll think about it.
Speaker 6: One fifty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on a mace. I've been eating a ace.
Speaker 2: I want at Oh you're drinking now?
Speaker 7: Oh no, I just finished.
Speaker 9: I've had anxiety coming on this, so I feelished like
Speaker 9: five beers before I sat down.
Speaker 7: My fucking business win.
Speaker 2: Honestly, guys, seriously, No, it's okay. You guys could be
Speaker 2: open here.
Speaker 7: Girl, I'm not gonna do that to you. Fuck me up.
Speaker 4: You can't hit her.
Speaker 7: I can do whatever I want. I'm gay.
Speaker 6: And you beat his ass.
Speaker 7: Wait what happened? Why did you.
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 7: Thank you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 7: No, I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do it, but I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 4: Leave him alone.
Speaker 6: I don't know what going on to what demons?
Speaker 1: Yo?
Speaker 6: God, Well, let me pray for the room father, Heavenly
Speaker 6: Jesus God, please take the demons off these bases. How
Speaker 6: do you have something?
Speaker 4: Why do you have so many? No, I'm not.
Speaker 6: Doing prayer mid prayer.
Speaker 4: That's the demon. That's the demon. That's the demon.
Speaker 7: De man me no rebuke.
Speaker 3: Literally crying.
Speaker 7: That felt good? You know, I feel alive again.
Speaker 4: I know it is how fun it is touch me?
Speaker 7: Are you okay? It did, but I'm used to it. Abusive?
Speaker 6: Thank you and you thank you?
Speaker 3: Pretty secret secret sy I love on girls.
Speaker 7: Help you jealous? You guys are just lesbian girls.
Speaker 4: We're just girls girls.
Speaker 10: I literally girls girlhood, girlhead right.
Speaker 3: Now, girl.
Speaker 7: Play mother.
Speaker 4: Yes, I love your tattoos.
Speaker 6: Avery is a witch, insidi every time.
Speaker 7: She's projecting, where's Josiah? Is he in your attic?
Speaker 3: He's actually coming, He's coming up?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 7: Can I be honest? I genuinely am worried. Why Josiah
Speaker 7: scares me?
Speaker 4: He wait, scares me when it's so scary people too?
Speaker 2: Why because he's freaky he's so scary.
Speaker 3: He's a queen.
Speaker 2: He just lies to everybody like he he'll just lie
Speaker 2: to will literally just lie because I think it's like
Speaker 2: Josiah is one of the best people I've ever met.
Speaker 4: But if you can get you have to get through.
Speaker 4: Like the first what was that?
Speaker 3: Did you hear that?
Speaker 7: I have to shoot you?
Speaker 3: I get the gun. We have to kill I'm.
Speaker 9: Not even kidding, Like if I stutter in front of somebody,
Speaker 9: I have to shoot them.
Speaker 7: On side, you're you have to die. I'm sorry you
Speaker 7: hear her back.
Speaker 6: Was stuck.
Speaker 4: Guys, that's just air each other off. I like, I
Speaker 4: don't have anything fun though I already said my last
Speaker 4: thing on the last episode that went up today.
Speaker 2: My admission was one time in back and forth traffic,
Speaker 2: I did a nasty face tooloman and I can't do it, so.
Speaker 6: You have to do it.
Speaker 4: She said that because she made me really mad. She
Speaker 4: cut you off. Br Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2: I remember today when I was driving because I was
Speaker 2: thinking about it, and I was like, why did I
Speaker 2: get so mad at that bitch?
Speaker 4: But it was because I was.
Speaker 2: At the airport and she was trying to cut me
Speaker 2: off as I was leaving and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: if you gave it two more seconds, I would have laughed.
Speaker 4: And then I wasn't going fast enough for her.
Speaker 6: No, so you're playing with my life, so about to
Speaker 6: play your face.
Speaker 3: Don't cut me off exactly.
Speaker 7: She's actually on Sniffy's. Do you know what Sniffy is? No,
Speaker 7: she knows everything.
Speaker 6: You know Sniffy is, y'all see Loray knows Sniffies.
Speaker 4: Yes, that backfire me this being like she faced them.
Speaker 7: She goes, m, what a Sniffy?
Speaker 6: Because I'm always around gay niggas, because I work all
Speaker 6: so many different sets with like hair stylis and stuff,
Speaker 6: and they're like Sniffy City. I'm like, Larry, what's sniff crazy?
Speaker 3: Yes, we've played it before, Sniffys.
Speaker 6: You literally see dick and balls by Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that sounds. It's literally the greatest train
Speaker 3: of that is.
Speaker 4: An active threat. Get on my phone.
Speaker 6: And there was men who wanted to have saxophone Like
Speaker 6: it's just like open assholes walking towards my girl.
Speaker 2: It's literally actually such a vibe that we've come so
Speaker 2: far with technology, you guys.
Speaker 7: Let Drew speak.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, it's just crazy because it has
Speaker 3: your location like lock, Wait, what was that? I'm gonna
Speaker 3: flare in my trade?
Speaker 7: Am I? You was trade? Now you're just gay? But
Speaker 7: like I love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a queen. I'm a queen. But it's crazy
Speaker 3: because Sniffy's literally like dox is you it literally like
Speaker 3: it's down to your point, like they just updated it
Speaker 3: recently where it will like make your location like three
Speaker 3: hundred feet from where you actually are, but like literally
Speaker 3: just like you'll walk up the street and you'll see
Speaker 3: like a dick and balls on Sniffy's and you know
Speaker 3: exactly what house?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 3: So much?
Speaker 7: So much?
Speaker 2: That's why I'm knowing that, like the coding really crazy
Speaker 2: you got.
Speaker 3: I actually don't know why I know that you got
Speaker 3: juveiter I do. I do own a website a website.
Speaker 7: You would like to know?
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, yeah, I'm really digging.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I love finding twins and then just making them your
Speaker 9: little excess.
Speaker 3: I know we're little toys, that's all we are to
Speaker 3: these girls.
Speaker 2: No, it's more your warm bodies, your people to walk
Speaker 2: with us. But when I got to go to the cars,
Speaker 2: you can walk with me to the car and people will.
Speaker 4: Think we're dating until they hear us, Larry.
Speaker 6: Never give a straight when when we together.
Speaker 10: Every time I go to coffee, so you go, hey
Speaker 10: girl and the coffee store.
Speaker 6: Let it be like, hey, Larry, I wish I was
Speaker 6: somebody like that.
Speaker 2: I really have a hard time talking to Like when
Speaker 2: anybody in public tries talking to me, like yeah, no literally,
Speaker 2: art store, like the girl behind the counter is talking
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, short circuiting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, literally, I ended up signing up for a membership.
Speaker 4: Like she was just talking to me.
Speaker 3: And you got a credit card.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what. I was too scared to tell
Speaker 4: her no and to be like stop talking to me.
Speaker 6: So I was just like yes, I just know I
Speaker 6: do the same thing because like it's the small talk
Speaker 6: that I'm not good at. So I just kind of
Speaker 6: overshare to try to create some form of connection. I
Speaker 6: hate when I text hang out with some like texts,
Speaker 6: make a fake plan to hang out with somebody, they
Speaker 6: probably don't think it's fake, and then the next day
Speaker 6: the like.
Speaker 4: What are we doing?
Speaker 6: And nothing again, So and then it comes literally four days.
Speaker 6: I'm like I think I'm pressing right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 6: I'm getting fifty.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Right, I have to go to the hospital involuntarily, and I.
Speaker 7: Feel like sweating. I'm sweating.
Speaker 3: Can I I'm sweating as change my shirt?
Speaker 7: You guys can?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, well, actually I have one thing before you go.
Speaker 3: So we were talking about playlist earlier and VidCon. Do
Speaker 3: you remember sleeping on my mom's hotel room's floor.
Speaker 9: I don't remember anything past twenty twenty, anything back or before. Yeah,
Speaker 9: I don't remember anything before twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: When we were like first planning to like get together.
Speaker 3: My mom was like, oh yeah, he slept on my floor.
Speaker 3: Like he slept on my floor a VidCon and it
Speaker 3: was like Issa Twains like everyone. We were just like
Speaker 3: partying as fun.
Speaker 7: I was as fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were like blackout drunk, and my mom was
Speaker 3: just like, okay, yeah, you'll have fun.
Speaker 7: I was a key.
Speaker 6: I remember hanging out with y'all for the first time,
Speaker 6: and I was lily a baby. Let me laugh at
Speaker 6: all their jokes even though I didn't get anything, And
Speaker 6: I just remember hanging out y'all. Y'all had your whole
Speaker 6: friend group and you're like, come in our hotel room
Speaker 6: and then y'all was like Scubert Dubert. Y'all thought it
Speaker 6: was the funniest thing ever.
Speaker 3: It's still the funniest.
Speaker 7: Wait, what's Scuba do?
Speaker 6: There's here's a real name, super.
Speaker 1: Ya.
Speaker 6: Like it wasn't just like second of a joke.
Speaker 4: It was literally like three hours.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry because I literally don't remember any memory before
Speaker 9: twenty twenty.
Speaker 7: Did we meet a lot? Or do we hang out
Speaker 7: a lot?
Speaker 3: Because I had to be contacted three or four times?
Speaker 4: Like he went to so many parties together, because when
Speaker 4: you live the.
Speaker 3: Bryce Hall parties huh yeah yeah, yeah with your manager,
Speaker 3: he would like bring us into the bathroom and try
Speaker 3: to get me.
Speaker 2: Wait, because your manager was that little white guy'll yeah,
Speaker 2: because he was the first person I ever saw do
Speaker 2: coke and I was really scared.
Speaker 7: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Yeah, in that bathroom, do you remember? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I loved her.
Speaker 6: We could do an entire episode on like having bad teams.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he put a shotgun out on me. I was
Speaker 7: a vibe.
Speaker 3: Well yeah you said that earlier.
Speaker 7: I need to know that. Oh so many times he
Speaker 7: tried to kill me.
Speaker 9: The shotgun was because I was moving out and he
Speaker 9: had the shotgun while I was packing with Lisa being
Speaker 9: like girl, I think he has a shotgun, and I
Speaker 9: was like, girl, he would never And then girl, when
Speaker 9: I was literally walking my little to my car, he
Speaker 9: was like, all right, I'm just making sure I'm safe
Speaker 9: because you know, you guys are crazy in this and
Speaker 9: literally had the shotgun like this waiting for us to
Speaker 9: like do something.
Speaker 7: Girl, I was twinking, they're like, down the man, what
Speaker 7: could I do?
Speaker 2: Also, not even that, but like that is a grown man,
Speaker 2: like what like literally a kid.
Speaker 7: I was a kid too. He was if you were
Speaker 7: like a twenty four at a time, twenty five.
Speaker 6: No twenty four year old should be managing anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Like.
Speaker 6: You think everybody's so much older until you get to
Speaker 6: that age in you're like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh when I was like seventeen, somebody who is twenty six,
Speaker 2: which I am not.
Speaker 3: I was like, damn geriatric. You must have your life.
Speaker 2: You've seen I'm sure you've seen a lot.
Speaker 3: I a thirty year olds.
Speaker 6: You don't really have wrinkles.
Speaker 3: The thirty year olds I know now are like actually
Speaker 3: batshit crazy like that. It's it's really shocking how like
Speaker 3: no one actually ever grows.
Speaker 6: Up, anyone that I know over the age of thirty five.
Speaker 6: Me and them Key twenty four, It's like, oh, why
Speaker 6: can we relate to the day.
Speaker 9: There's a lot of influencers that are like pushing thirty
Speaker 9: now that are still in the Peter Pant syndrome.
Speaker 7: No, I know, And I feel so bad.
Speaker 9: How old is Vera the forty five now?
Speaker 2: Because in my head, I've never known his age like
Speaker 2: I always thought.
Speaker 7: AI.
Speaker 3: Literally, I doesn't in person, That's.
Speaker 4: What I've never seen.
Speaker 6: I feel like I've seen a lot of people. I've
Speaker 6: seen Logan Paul in person. Whoa Logan Paul introduced himself
Speaker 6: to me at a nightclub in Miami and I was
Speaker 6: just friends with a girl that he was dating at
Speaker 6: the time.
Speaker 3: Where you were dating a girl. Yeah, oh cute, you're.
Speaker 9: Oh no, right now you just locked the memory every
Speaker 9: that you fully just like, wait, oh my god, I
Speaker 9: remember every time you would talk about Jake Paul and
Speaker 9: Logan Paul in like twenty twenty, you would be like,
Speaker 9: if I saw them, I would.
Speaker 6: Collapse exactly exactly, I would always And that was your bit,
Speaker 6: I said. My bit was like, I I will never
Speaker 6: ever ever meet them. And then I'm at this night
Speaker 6: club in Miami, probably like four years ago, and I
Speaker 6: look and it's like Logan Paul and he's like, Hi,
Speaker 6: I'm Logan and he's probably seen how many times I
Speaker 6: said I would never introduce myself to him, and I
Speaker 6: was like, he grabs you by your And then I
Speaker 6: went to spiritual set in the next two years, like no,
Speaker 6: I swear to God, I was going through the spirits
Speaker 6: like this. After I touched him, there was like the
Speaker 6: statue that was made into a chair that was like
Speaker 6: and I like grabbed the statue by his face and
Speaker 6: I was like, you don't want to be here, do you? Oh?
Speaker 3: He ruined you. I mean he has really demonic energy. Actually,
Speaker 3: he's really well.
Speaker 2: I have I have to find it because it's on
Speaker 2: one of my phones that's sitting in my fucking cabinet.
Speaker 2: I have unedited flog footage of Logan Paul in like
Speaker 2: twenty nineteen when I was on that random ass brat show.
Speaker 6: That I was then I never got cast.
Speaker 7: I wanted it.
Speaker 4: I literally did it, like it's so humiliating. I did
Speaker 4: it because I was like, I'm gonna make fun of everyone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was her whole thing. Her whole thing was
Speaker 3: she was going to go in and like shoot a
Speaker 3: mockumentary where she was like a diva on set and
Speaker 3: like it was like this whole thing they had planned
Speaker 3: out and Josh filmed a bunch of it, and then
Speaker 3: I was like, but I like, I love.
Speaker 6: Yeah, That's how it was during the hyph pouse, during the.
Speaker 11: Pandemic, Oh look at me, Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: I feel like, yeah, it's hard to go in and
Speaker 2: even as I feel like all of us are very
Speaker 2: good at looking at someone being like I.
Speaker 4: Would never get literally was and it's way harder.
Speaker 7: Because yeah, I was like a little bit afraid of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost like I forget. Are y'all friends with
Speaker 2: anybody from the hype House?
Speaker 6: I literally during the fires, I need to park my
Speaker 6: car at somebody's house because my house got evacuated. They
Speaker 6: closed off my neighborhood and I texted them as hide Melio.
Speaker 6: She said, bring the car on over, so she took
Speaker 6: care of my car while I was away. I'm still
Speaker 6: friends with Dixie, I'm still real good friends with Adams.
Speaker 3: Just followed me on Instagram like a week ago.
Speaker 6: She's finally tapping it.
Speaker 3: Okay good, yeah, yeh, yeah, I don't I let her.
Speaker 12: I let her.
Speaker 6: She's beautiful.
Speaker 3: She's literally beautiful.
Speaker 6: Dixie get into the model back, please.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 6: I love Addison down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's God.
Speaker 6: I never really talked. I spoke to Charlie. Me and
Speaker 6: Charlie I had like conversations, but I never was like, friend,
Speaker 6: let's go hang out one on one because I didn't.
Speaker 6: I wish people didn't do that to.
Speaker 3: Me when I was how was it filming the show?
Speaker 3: That is?
Speaker 6: I was like, I don't want to be your friend
Speaker 6: as deep as I could be your friend, because I'm
Speaker 6: going to negatively impact you because I'm tweaked out right now.
Speaker 3: How is it filming the show?
Speaker 6: Oh? Good? They would be like I would we would
Speaker 6: go to we would go on set, and they'd be like, Okay,
Speaker 6: so today y'all gonna just wake up from a sleepover
Speaker 6: and talk. Mike you up And I'd be like, and
Speaker 6: we talk. It was fun.
Speaker 7: How was it the show? Are being friends with them?
Speaker 6: Being friends? Are you still friends?
Speaker 7: I'm still friends with like the some people you mentioned.
Speaker 9: I honestly think it was one of those things where
Speaker 9: I was going into it like, oh, I'm going to
Speaker 9: make this a joke, and then I ended up meeting
Speaker 9: really sweet people regardless of the Internet perception of them.
Speaker 9: I found out that people from like I don't know,
Speaker 9: places that I would never see myself hanging around.
Speaker 7: Were people that I can relate to.
Speaker 9: And then honestly, I would say, like the show was
Speaker 9: just like it was just sweet.
Speaker 7: Everyone was so nice.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's just everyone's nice, and it sucks to like
Speaker 9: be like, oh, these people are literally evil, but.
Speaker 7: Like, no, not all of them are bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's especially when you're working on sets like that
Speaker 2: the production team, like it's a whole different set of
Speaker 2: faces that you get close to. You're going to be
Speaker 2: seeing them every day, spending hours with them.
Speaker 4: It's hard not to get close. So I was just like,
Speaker 4: I can't do that too, Like that would actually feel like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I would be a bit check fun.
Speaker 6: That's how I felt about my High Pelse mockumentary was
Speaker 6: did You Work Again? And it's like it's like it
Speaker 6: goes into my notes. It's like SpongeBob when you see there.
Speaker 7: Just air air one is poisonous.
Speaker 10: Honestly, you're not gonna get a smoothie take it back.
Speaker 9: I love airwon you know Lisa from Black Pink, I
Speaker 9: just ran into her airwon. Oh really, yes, I was gagged,
Speaker 9: that is bitch.
Speaker 6: Have you ever asked for a picture for someone? Yes,
Speaker 6: I don't think I have.
Speaker 3: It was like a collaboration, but.
Speaker 4: Ibby Miller she was down for it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Miller.
Speaker 4: They've gotten a lot of self.
Speaker 3: Literally, I've seen her four different times in public, like
Speaker 3: invisible energy around her. Yeah, yeah, she she has an
Speaker 3: aura of evil around her and she'll be like rolling
Speaker 3: in her wheelchair and you can like see it like
Speaker 3: like following her. Yeah. But one of the times we
Speaker 3: were like it's always me and Josiah for some reason,
Speaker 3: like can I get a picture with her or with you?
Speaker 3: And she was like yeah, make it quick, and then
Speaker 3: she like grabbed my phone and then like brought it
Speaker 3: to the angle and like it was so funny. She
Speaker 3: like stabbed up, but no, she like had her angles
Speaker 3: all figured out. Same with Gypsy Roes you met Believe, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was it was.
Speaker 6: Girl.
Speaker 7: Where did you meet Gypsy?
Speaker 3: At He invited us to her fucking like premiere of
Speaker 3: like her docu series show or reality. I don't know
Speaker 3: how she.
Speaker 2: I think like her team showed us to her, and
Speaker 2: we had talked about her so many times, and they
Speaker 2: were trying to find like influencers to go to this thing,
Speaker 2: so they showed her a bunch of people and then she.
Speaker 4: Liked me and Drew, so we got we were chosen
Speaker 4: by the.
Speaker 3: Killer, and they gave us like a little table with
Speaker 3: our names on it and everything. That's actually the nice
Speaker 3: And then yeah, also like roll.
Speaker 4: Up, like.
Speaker 3: Her whole family just took our table and sat there.
Speaker 3: But like all of the characters in the Short family, yeah,
Speaker 3: like yeah.
Speaker 4: They kind of really stepped up on us.
Speaker 2: We had our little name tag on this table in
Speaker 2: the corner, and then when the premiere ended, they all came.
Speaker 3: Out and went yeah and just moved our ship and
Speaker 3: stuff at all time. Also, the girl we.
Speaker 2: Literally stood by the table were just like okay, it
Speaker 2: was crazy.
Speaker 3: And the girl that Chloe's sevenier played in the show like,
Speaker 3: which is like basically her like mother now had her
Speaker 3: and Gypsy as the background on her phone and she
Speaker 3: sat it down and unlocked and she just like had
Speaker 3: her phone unlocked and I could have gone through like
Speaker 3: Gypsy's like mother's.
Speaker 6: Phone saying and I could have got I should have.
Speaker 7: I don't know, it doesn't sound illegal, waiting.
Speaker 2: I just like take them to small claims court?
Speaker 3: What are you hiding in your phone?
Speaker 7: What you got to hear?
Speaker 4: What am I not hiding on my phone?
Speaker 3: You got games on your phone?
Speaker 4: Actually?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Like literally no, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't play games.
Speaker 6: Do you have porn on your phone? Or do you
Speaker 6: not indulge? I literally quit, I like really.
Speaker 7: Really for a second.
Speaker 6: I quit for a second.
Speaker 2: I did for a second because I started taking prozac
Speaker 2: and then I was hitting Yeah.
Speaker 6: I was like, and you got back into it. I know.
Speaker 6: If I'm in a relationship and I'm getting into my
Speaker 6: nightly reads as I like to call them, then I
Speaker 6: need to break up with that person.
Speaker 7: Baby Girl m.
Speaker 1: A.
Speaker 9: I No, I haven't, I remember, I want to.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm assistant Baby Girl talk girl stuff it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I got on here and I said I
Speaker 2: liked baby Girl and people didn't like it. And I
Speaker 2: think it's just because it was like a sex like
Speaker 2: I don't like. I don't know, but it makes me
Speaker 2: now I feel perverted.
Speaker 6: I'm like, baby Girl is everything. I'm sorry you, but
Speaker 6: just don't get trade like we do. Baby Girl is tea.
Speaker 2: And wait, what do you mean the woman who has
Speaker 2: to be like a mother, a boss, a caretaker or
Speaker 2: this or that.
Speaker 4: She has to have a little fun and I like.
Speaker 6: He like is laughing her the whole Yeah, he's like,
Speaker 6: oh you think you hot ship Okay. Like he's like like,
Speaker 6: that's what gags me in when I meet somebody and
Speaker 6: they don't bow down to whatever what they could be
Speaker 6: bowed down to, and they're like okay, So I'm like,
Speaker 6: I know, I guess too crazy Exactly he told her, Wait, girl, okay,
Speaker 6: I can really get nasty. Get nasty the way that
Speaker 6: she was masturbated on her stomach.
Speaker 4: I know, Like I was like.
Speaker 3: Starting off, wait and yeah, can you show me how
Speaker 3: it was done?
Speaker 2: Just you you're on the floor and rub your clip,
Speaker 2: Let go a clip?
Speaker 3: Yeah. Period.
Speaker 7: Wait.
Speaker 6: Wait.
Speaker 9: Also, I feel like I like I'm in like a
Speaker 9: bathroom with two drug girls.
Speaker 3: This is like.
Speaker 4: We're basically talking about sophomore.
Speaker 6: Like another fifty shades of great. I remember reading in
Speaker 6: this probably was terrible for the development of my mind.
Speaker 6: But during independent reading he had during independent reading time
Speaker 6: in the fifth grade, I would go to IMDb and
Speaker 6: typem in synopsis and I would just read all the
Speaker 6: sex movies because my mom would let me see them,
Speaker 6: and I think it did something to the development of
Speaker 6: my brain.
Speaker 2: And I was going to watch her, like, bro, I
Speaker 2: don't give a fucking Literally the second I'm so sorry
Speaker 2: about her finishing having sex and then going to pass,
Speaker 2: I was like, and you and you go, my queen,
Speaker 2: go to closet your.
Speaker 6: Like, get yours, Like, oh my gosh. My therapist was
Speaker 6: telling me that you should be in alignment with your mind,
Speaker 6: your heart, and your genitals, which represents your health. Your
Speaker 6: heart represents like your soul, in your mind represents your
Speaker 6: logic when you're engaging with somebody sexually or in like
Speaker 6: a relationship. And like she her fucking vagina, her genitals
Speaker 6: was not pleased, and like she was out of alignment
Speaker 6: and that's why she cheated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when a girl cheats, it's okay. I also fully
Speaker 3: believe that. I'm like, what did the man do?
Speaker 4: I feel like I would Yeah. No, Actually there's no
Speaker 4: man in my life.
Speaker 2: If if any man confided me and that he cheated,
Speaker 2: but I guess specifically on one cheated.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's I don't think gays can cheat.
Speaker 3: Everybody. Everybody is open.
Speaker 6: It's free, it's free.
Speaker 7: Wait, so you gay.
Speaker 9: Your boy that you were talking about on TikTok.
Speaker 7: Was that the boy that you were talking about your pod?
Speaker 3: Everybody thought it was him and it was driving me insane.
Speaker 3: It's d L trade, not actually the trade. He's not
Speaker 3: d L, but he's trade in Texas. Oh yeah, d
Speaker 3: L trade.
Speaker 7: So I need to learn how to speak English, because
Speaker 7: what did I just say? TikTok?
Speaker 3: I knew exactly what you were talking. I knew what
Speaker 3: you were talking about. No, he's from Texas.
Speaker 7: Guests dropped his location while you're at it.
Speaker 3: I should say his location if he top, I don't know.
Speaker 6: Are you talking about the same time?
Speaker 7: Bottom girl?
Speaker 3: I'm aside, I shut.
Speaker 4: The fuck off.
Speaker 6: What do you think I am?
Speaker 3: You're a top? Top for sure, one hundred percent of top.
Speaker 6: What do you think?
Speaker 4: I feel like I could see you playing both sides?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 4: I think for the right.
Speaker 2: I think it really like you rubbed me as somebody
Speaker 2: who you get to the room and it's like I
Speaker 2: want this you want okay?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, very versatile.
Speaker 6: I would think my life you were short.
Speaker 9: And now I'm gagged because I was like, oh, he's
Speaker 9: sure by.
Speaker 6: I told him you were five five because he was
Speaker 6: hyping you up. So much. I was I never have
Speaker 6: time moment, so I tried to ye. I was like,
Speaker 6: I never got my piece.
Speaker 7: I was gagged and I look around. He's like, yo,
Speaker 7: what you were expecting?
Speaker 3: Like, yay, hi, buddy, you are.
Speaker 10: I didn't get my turn, so now you want your
Speaker 10: own turn?
Speaker 7: That's even want to turn and I got I somewhere else.
Speaker 6: Girl, You guys.
Speaker 4: Already have a situation happening, so it's like fucked up for.
Speaker 7: You to do that in front of him. Baby, stop
Speaker 7: acting like that.
Speaker 6: I would never do nothing.
Speaker 7: She plays hard. Oh my god, so funny.
Speaker 3: I literally love y'all so much. I could literally watch
Speaker 3: y'all talk for like five five hours. You know, I.
Speaker 7: Just see when we go at it on FaceTime.
Speaker 6: Oh, it goes back back and forth. You should see
Speaker 6: us in a serious meeting. I cannot look at Larry and.
Speaker 3: She does the same thing. She can't like look at
Speaker 3: me like.
Speaker 4: This, like you like a business thinking the dumbest ship ever.
Speaker 6: I'll text for the dumbest we're on, like a big
Speaker 6: call like this determines the next six years. There he's like, my.
Speaker 3: Girl, the same ship.
Speaker 4: Literally have a note pad and beyond and be like.
Speaker 2: Gay loser gay actually, like nobody weren't in the room.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 9: I was on a business meeting for wait I need
Speaker 9: girl what I felt like I haged by Eli Dade bitch.
Speaker 9: I was on this business meeting with c A A
Speaker 9: she signed. But however, though one of the people in
Speaker 9: the CA meetings like, yeah, you can do like a
Speaker 9: pop up in like who or something.
Speaker 7: I texted David I said he.
Speaker 3: Just sneaked me.
Speaker 6: That was a sneak.
Speaker 5: That wasn't sneak.
Speaker 7: I wanted to leave the call so fucking bad a
Speaker 7: pop up in wo or.
Speaker 3: My old manager used to be like, well, Drew, you're
Speaker 3: like the sassy one, Like you're the one that's sassy
Speaker 3: and has an attitude. You're so sassy And I was like, wow.
Speaker 7: It's actually saying in our space.
Speaker 6: They really pushed the gauge doing ship during the pandemic
Speaker 6: and after the pandemic, Like I was not okay. I
Speaker 6: was not in charge of like my image. I was
Speaker 6: starting to do things where I go on appearances and
Speaker 6: like shoot shows for people. Girl, I needed meet a
Speaker 6: shot before every single.
Speaker 4: Whoy were you just like anxious or.
Speaker 6: It was because I wasn't in control like, because I'm
Speaker 6: in control of.
Speaker 9: She's not gonna let you hit bro just one time?
Speaker 7: Please, please, please please, you would take myself. I would
Speaker 7: come up like that.
Speaker 2: It has a hole in it. The mattress up there
Speaker 2: has a hole in it, and it has a shirt.
Speaker 7: Your bathroom, you have a glory hole here.
Speaker 4: No, I wish to a gloryhole.
Speaker 7: What you're sick?
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 6: I watched.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if I would like join in
Speaker 2: on the FESTIVI, but I would like to see.
Speaker 7: I get are the other girls that like gay porn?
Speaker 6: I particularly only one gay man?
Speaker 7: Yeah, gay porn porn.
Speaker 4: I've never I'm not lying at all.
Speaker 6: Like, wait, y'all, it's me. There was a time.
Speaker 4: There was at a time.
Speaker 6: There was literally a time when I was like eighteen
Speaker 6: something around there where I was like, I don't believe
Speaker 6: straight porn, but I don't. I feel like there's no
Speaker 6: way gay niggas can be lying about that. So so
Speaker 6: porn would just be so real to me, like straightn
Speaker 6: like she's cap, she's cap gay niggas, I'm like, away
Speaker 6: this nigga serious.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: The video of like the two guys in the car
Speaker 9: kassing and the black girls recording it.
Speaker 6: I love getting Nigga's tea. I forgot who I was with,
Speaker 6: but I think it was malin Argie. She was like
Speaker 6: a man having a did you birth forget? That's how
Speaker 6: I have pregnis.
Speaker 7: She's going to hit me when I get home.
Speaker 6: She literally hits me, I have shut down syndrome. Are
Speaker 6: you avoidant or anxious attachment style or secure?
Speaker 3: I'm avoidant?
Speaker 6: Run where you like talk to me talking.
Speaker 2: Anxious attachment like I if they're like I need this
Speaker 2: over now, tell me what the issue is. And if
Speaker 2: you don't tell me the issue, I'm just gonna tell
Speaker 2: you what my issue is.
Speaker 3: Literally made my heart drop.
Speaker 2: Like you can reply when you want. I'm not going
Speaker 2: to pressure for a reply or anything. I'm it's like,
Speaker 2: just so you know I didn't like that.
Speaker 6: That's how that's hilarious.
Speaker 4: Larry.
Speaker 6: Me and Larry will get in a tiff and he'll
Speaker 6: face time. I'll be like, I cannot I.
Speaker 7: Texted exactly how I feel too, get into that, because.
Speaker 6: Now you get no.
Speaker 7: Because I texted her how exactly how I feel.
Speaker 9: She says, okay, dumbs it up, whoa.
Speaker 3: And that it's really that easy. Though it's that easy.
Speaker 6: I was wrong?
Speaker 7: How was I wrong?
Speaker 6: Because you said that left down?
Speaker 4: Don't bring it down.
Speaker 6: It's what I just blowing you. You might want to
Speaker 6: go get cleaned, and.
Speaker 4: We're all.
Speaker 7: We're all literally back to attachment styles.
Speaker 4: I'm anxious.
Speaker 9: I get really nervous confronting people. But it's something I'm
Speaker 9: working on.
Speaker 6: You don't get nervous.
Speaker 7: I get nervous to do it. I do it because
Speaker 7: my god, this is what's going to be. We're do
Speaker 7: you see me?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Because I feel.
Speaker 2: Like I don't like to keep.
Speaker 7: Talking, but I have to force my stuff to do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because if I don't, then I'm just like, I
Speaker 2: feel like an idiot.
Speaker 4: I'm just like, well, now, I.
Speaker 6: Wish I was like y'all, but I think, hm, hmmm,
Speaker 6: why am I not like y'all. I feel like I'm acting.
Speaker 6: If I was like y'all, like you yes for me,
Speaker 6: like I don't, I'm like, I need to sit and
Speaker 6: gather and be like, well you hurt my feelings because no, no.
Speaker 6: But if I was like, like, I can't even be
Speaker 6: like this type. That's why I've never been in a
Speaker 6: fight with nobody.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I had to force my stuff to do it
Speaker 7: and a fight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't like a fist fight, not since like ninth.
Speaker 6: I never have been in a fight in my life.
Speaker 6: And there's bitches that deserve to fight.
Speaker 2: I kind of think everyone should, like everybody who's been annoying,
Speaker 2: Like I've had my act, so I like.
Speaker 4: Feel like you've had your as I've talked ship and.
Speaker 2: Saw the repercussions of that, and I feel like that
Speaker 2: taught me a lot at a young age, Like.
Speaker 7: I've got beat up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was tiny.
Speaker 2: I got beat up like twice, got.
Speaker 6: Into but she was big.
Speaker 7: She was big.
Speaker 3: Okay. So he like copied my Valentine's Day milk jug
Speaker 3: and like copied it verbatim.
Speaker 4: So I beat this my Valentine's Day milk.
Speaker 3: It was like texted, you get it, you get it,
Speaker 3: you get it. No, it was third grade and he
Speaker 3: copied my like we brought milk jugs and then you
Speaker 3: like would customize them for Valentine's Day, and he copied
Speaker 3: my verbatim. So I punched him in the face. Michael Golba,
Speaker 3: and I think I had a crush on him.
Speaker 7: I get it, you're scene, hey, you get it.
Speaker 4: We're all seeing each.
Speaker 3: Other, do you remember y'all's first crush.
Speaker 7: Can I help you? Yeah? Oh my god. Yes.
Speaker 9: His name was Alexis and he was actually my bully
Speaker 9: and he literally made me want to kill myself.
Speaker 7: No, he actually moved away because his family was just
Speaker 7: doing ship. But he literally looked at me.
Speaker 9: I'm not even kidding, Burbadim was like, none of your
Speaker 9: friends kissed the friend gup that I was in, like,
Speaker 9: none of.
Speaker 7: Us, like you stopping.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: I sat and looked like Hallway and cried.
Speaker 3: That's so dark. Well, now you have friends in us.
Speaker 7: I know. Thank you. That was a little play. This
Speaker 7: feels performative.
Speaker 3: No, it's real. Yeah, and this is not real.
Speaker 6: I don't do that, and I don't know where the
Speaker 6: funk I am.
Speaker 2: I would every time I got yelled at, I would
Speaker 2: literally cry, and I would cry so much. I was
Speaker 2: such a sensitive kid that in fifth grade, my teacher
Speaker 2: missus Hollywood.
Speaker 4: Hollywood. Like her name was missus Hollywood.
Speaker 3: My teacher's name was miss miss vine Street. Yeah, miss
Speaker 3: vine Street, Vine Street, the w hotels.
Speaker 4: W on Hollywood.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But one time she yelled at me and told me
Speaker 2: that I was being a sensitive baby. And then I
Speaker 2: never cried at school again because I got scared and
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, do people think I'm a bit?
Speaker 3: My teacher?
Speaker 4: She really like, I mean, actually was? I feel like Drew.
Speaker 4: I got close to Drew, but we didn't.
Speaker 2: I feel like our friend group didn't even get as
Speaker 2: emotionally close until like twenty nineteen, twenty twenty. Like I
Speaker 2: was so blocked off. I hated the idea of having
Speaker 2: a best friend. I thought that was me to it
Speaker 2: a full week. Yeah, because I need someone this way.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh you like what because without your
Speaker 2: best friend, what are you gonna fucking die?
Speaker 4: Grow up? Like I didn't want to be close to people.
Speaker 4: I thought it was so weird.
Speaker 6: Because I also hate I hated thinking that they could
Speaker 6: eventually leave me.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because I had had that happened already too.
Speaker 2: I had kids I got close to who would like
Speaker 2: turn around and tell my secrets and that.
Speaker 6: I was like, so you're like, oh, no best ever again? Yeah,
Speaker 6: my best room with the internet real.
Speaker 4: But now we got here.
Speaker 6: So we're here. Now we're in the kids with our
Speaker 6: emotional support gaze.
Speaker 3: Literally, I love you, right, but you're not. Wait. I
Speaker 3: need you. I need you to talk about the Darkness
Speaker 3: Retreat so badly.
Speaker 6: Okay, always want to talk. Okay, ask me, what's the question.
Speaker 3: What's the darkness retreat? What is it all about?
Speaker 7: About?
Speaker 6: The sixteenth billion time I said this, I thought, we
Speaker 6: don't have to talk about it. No, we can. We
Speaker 6: can talk about it. We can talk about.
Speaker 13: What I will say is something I have always heard
Speaker 13: about the both.
Speaker 2: Of you is I genuinely do feel like y'all are
Speaker 2: both people. If you have an idea and you want
Speaker 2: to do something, you will just literally y'all just like Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go and do it.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: So the dark Mister treat, though, is like when she
Speaker 7: told me she was doing it, I was like.
Speaker 6: Oh, I did that for my twenty second birthday. I
Speaker 6: turned twenty two on in the darkness. When I came out,
Speaker 6: it was all birthday.
Speaker 7: I'm not even called I'm out. The first FaceTime she
Speaker 7: called me, she was like, Hi, Larry, y'all.
Speaker 6: Understand what the fuck went on? Okay, y'all A darkness
Speaker 6: tree was when I it was like, I see it
Speaker 6: on my Instagram reels algorithm anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you really don't need to follow Instagram reels advice
Speaker 3: even Darkness.
Speaker 6: It was videos of people taking off their glasses and
Speaker 6: looking around like they saw God. And I was like,
Speaker 6: I want to meet God.
Speaker 3: Let me go.
Speaker 6: So I call him and I'm like, I want to
Speaker 6: come join the Darkness Retreat. They're like, we don't have
Speaker 6: any availability to twenty twenty seven because it's so booked out.
Speaker 6: And then they said they called me back like a
Speaker 6: week later and they're like, we have availability from the
Speaker 6: sixteenth to the twentieth. My birthday is the seventeenth. So
Speaker 6: I'm like, this is destiny. So it was in Portland,
Speaker 6: Oregon where Niggas tweak.
Speaker 4: You went to Portland for that Portland crash up.
Speaker 6: Yes, I went alone. There was a guy that met
Speaker 6: me at the airport. He like came in this broke
Speaker 6: down Ford pickup truck. He had one curl sitting up
Speaker 6: straight in the middle of his head. He's like, I'm
Speaker 6: here to hold you and guide you through this experience.
Speaker 6: And I was like, oh my god, I'm very excited.
Speaker 6: I'm very ready to receive open And I get into
Speaker 6: the car and the music he turns on the OX.
Speaker 6: It's like, yes, it's like hereditary music. And we're driving
Speaker 6: through the woods I'm like alone, there's no service anymore.
Speaker 3: Were you scared at any point, like you were gonna know?
Speaker 6: Because like I tweak hard. I've always tweaked hard. I
Speaker 6: tweaked hard, and so like if you just you know,
Speaker 6: a shroom like I was taking when yes long yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: like I tweet card and so I was like, I'm
Speaker 6: about to go into the darkness, my god. So then
Speaker 6: I get there and it was on a commune and
Speaker 6: there was a wood fired sauna. There was like the
Speaker 6: Darkness Retreat, which were these cabins, and then there's this
Speaker 6: thing called a kiva. So first I went into the
Speaker 6: wood fire sauna and it's called preparing for the darkness,
Speaker 6: where you just like chill and like acclimate to your experience.
Speaker 6: And there was this woman that had like the most
Speaker 6: beautiful voice of all time, and she's like but it
Speaker 6: was like gorgeous, like better than Beyonce type shit. And
Speaker 6: she had two long filled with milk titties sitting on
Speaker 6: my lap, each of each.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it sounds like you're just describing like an episode
Speaker 2: of Super Jail or something like what you wait, And she.
Speaker 6: Was she was singing with her titties out, and we
Speaker 6: were all naked like and they all throw.
Speaker 2: The movie like literally that is the ending of Baby
Speaker 2: Girl that we never got to see.
Speaker 6: I was letting Nicole kinman. And so then after I
Speaker 6: get out the wood fired sauna and I get ready
Speaker 6: for the darkness, and I will probably do that for
Speaker 6: about two days. And I get ready for the darkness.
Speaker 6: And it was like a house that had a room
Speaker 6: that was light proof, like they went and got every
Speaker 6: shred of light out, not even a pinprick of light.
Speaker 6: And it's like darker than closing your eyes and going
Speaker 6: in the closet, Like it's ten times dark. It was
Speaker 6: insane level of dark. And one side of the room
Speaker 6: was a wood fire fireplace and then the other side
Speaker 6: was like the room that I stayed in the room
Speaker 6: had like a bed, a bathtub, a sink, and a
Speaker 6: yoga bag.
Speaker 4: Wait, how did you do all that?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: I like this like this, How do you know you
Speaker 4: wiped all the way? Oh?
Speaker 6: I didn't I know? I had sticky cheeks?
Speaker 7: Was crazy.
Speaker 6: My booty hole would just peelding.
Speaker 7: That's crazy.
Speaker 6: So it's crazy. It's crazy what your body does when
Speaker 6: it thinks you went blind. So every time I would
Speaker 6: go to sleep and wake up, I would have a
Speaker 6: panic attack because my body thought I went blind, So
Speaker 6: it was trying to acclimate to that. They never gave
Speaker 6: me food like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They would give
Speaker 6: me meal prep for the entire next day every dinner,
Speaker 6: so I couldn't calculate the time. By the time they
Speaker 6: brought me the mails. I wrote in a journal the
Speaker 6: entire time in the darkness. Why was each paragraph perfect?
Speaker 6: None of the paragraphs touched. It's like all of your
Speaker 6: senses pick up times one hundred. I was in the
Speaker 6: darkness for seventy two hours. I took a bath. I
Speaker 6: literally think I spoke to God. I add that I
Speaker 6: think I spoke to God. I like, and I really wanted,
Speaker 6: like I really wanted to go into the darkness because
Speaker 6: I never experienced life without the Internet and without like
Speaker 6: this third point of view and thinking like what there's
Speaker 6: an audience behind all this, Like I always am even
Speaker 6: thinking about myself when I'm talking to someone about like
Speaker 6: how I'm being perceived all the time, and I feel
Speaker 6: like that would take it away. So then by three
Speaker 6: days of the darkness and I came out and I
Speaker 6: was like, yeah, you can, Like they asked me before
Speaker 6: I went in the video video is so bad and
Speaker 6: I'm so mad that like the reals algorithmicted it up
Speaker 6: because all the other videos, like three.
Speaker 8: Hundred likes my videos like because someone was like they
Speaker 8: were also got it on their timeline was like what.
Speaker 4: You had went to the page and so all these
Speaker 4: people and they.
Speaker 3: Were like, what is going on?
Speaker 6: So we're lucky.
Speaker 4: Does look like someone took you? No, it does.
Speaker 6: Those people like this is the type of bitch that
Speaker 6: get taken by.
Speaker 4: I hate out.
Speaker 6: But when I came out of the darkness, what was
Speaker 6: crazy was I was so interested in like eye contact
Speaker 6: because I hadn't been around like another human for seventy
Speaker 6: two hours. I had not spoken to anybody but myself,
Speaker 6: and so I was just so like I loved looking
Speaker 6: people in their eyes. Like I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 6: I see why they say like the eyes is the whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 6: because I was like, oh my gosh, your eyes don't
Speaker 6: ever age, like I can see you when I was.
Speaker 7: In your eyes.
Speaker 3: WHOA, that's good.
Speaker 4: Your eyeballs really don't.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I feel like my eyeballs have aged, like
Speaker 2: I don't know something about the look of them.
Speaker 7: Recently, I'm like.
Speaker 2: Every time I look at the mirror, I'm like, I
Speaker 2: see something, like something is withering here, but.
Speaker 4: I just.
Speaker 3: A darkness is brewing.
Speaker 6: I did the darkness the tree. After I came out
Speaker 6: of the darkness, he was like, the guy who was
Speaker 6: holding me through the entire experience was like, you want
Speaker 6: to go into the kiva. The kiva is a fifteen
Speaker 6: foot deep hole in the grind that they dug that
Speaker 6: has lens. I could have been murdered. I could have
Speaker 6: been killed no one. It was a fifteen foot hole
Speaker 6: that you laddered down into the ground that's covered in
Speaker 6: linseed oil and it smells like bleach down there. And
Speaker 6: there was like a whole bunch of rugs and pillows
Speaker 6: and stuff. And he was like, here's the medicine that
Speaker 6: we should take on this practice and as a weed
Speaker 6: pin and we both hit the weepin and they closed the.
Speaker 3: Latch so dizzy, bringing the most modern.
Speaker 6: Cart, we hit the crayola pack, close the top. It
Speaker 6: goes completely dark like the darkness retreat and he starts
Speaker 6: hitting sound sound bowls. I swear to God, y'all, I
Speaker 6: swear to God, May God shrag me down right now
Speaker 6: if I'm lying. I could see sound like I could
Speaker 6: see like the vibrations and the patterns of sound because
Speaker 6: it was so dark.
Speaker 4: I know, I do believe, but I want to do that,
Speaker 4: but damn you're brave.
Speaker 10: I can't.
Speaker 6: I want to.
Speaker 3: I'm it, you do it.
Speaker 7: It was so it was can you people?
Speaker 6: No, that would take away. But they are also telling
Speaker 6: me different like ancient practices, because it is ancient practice
Speaker 6: to do a darkness retreat, and they have this thing
Speaker 6: called the vision quest that men and tribes usually do
Speaker 6: where you go into a field where you can't see
Speaker 6: any people, any life, and you draw a kilometer circle
Speaker 6: around you and you stay in the circle, no water,
Speaker 6: no food until you get a vision from God. So
Speaker 6: you just drive yourself to deliriousness until God speaks to
Speaker 6: you and you can't tell if anybody, Like somebody's watching you,
Speaker 6: but you can't see.
Speaker 3: That's our next retreat.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I feel like that when I go to Airwan.
Speaker 9: Every time the vision qus literally dave as though, Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Just like I don't.
Speaker 2: Also I think I'm too lazy, Like I feel that
Speaker 2: like what I I even have to figure out?
Speaker 6: Like but the whole time I could leave the room,
Speaker 6: who are your favorite new generation content creator.
Speaker 3: People World of T Shirts?
Speaker 6: I love him. I'm so sad for him.
Speaker 3: I'm so sad he was the one I was most
Speaker 3: sad for with the TikTok band World of T Shirts.
Speaker 3: Do you know Daniel Larson?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I love Daniel Larson.
Speaker 6: You love like the CRYPTI you love the crypt.
Speaker 3: The crypts of the Internet.
Speaker 2: She asked our new like, well, who are your favorite
Speaker 2: new generation creators? And you're like Daniel Lars like, literally
Speaker 2: they are our age and they've been on the Internet
Speaker 2: just as long.
Speaker 6: I can tell y'all who my favorite girl is.
Speaker 3: Who is it?
Speaker 4: As I say this is one of my favorite people
Speaker 4: are oh love?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah yeah, Gus literally genius, a great mind
Speaker 3: of our generation.
Speaker 6: Let me see there's also a girl's so fucking fun, hilarious.
Speaker 6: The girl who did the small talk would be like,
Speaker 6: have y'all seen Thicky?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, that is literally what it feels like.
Speaker 4: That's what small talk feels like.
Speaker 2: When I take a Vivans and I don't expect to
Speaker 2: run into somebody and I'm like in a store with
Speaker 2: a mission and they're talking to me.
Speaker 10: Like, yeah, you're so goot.
Speaker 6: Larry is king of small talk, Larry could make a bit.
Speaker 6: You feel like that's his best friend and literally, and
Speaker 6: that's such a good.
Speaker 4: Trait to have.
Speaker 3: Though I feel like I'm.
Speaker 6: Really jealous of that.
Speaker 2: But I feel like that's also just all of us
Speaker 2: are extroverted, and that's no.
Speaker 4: Maybe something's wrong with all of us.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think there's something deeply, deeply wrong with Has
Speaker 6: the Internet talked to a phone? Yeah, that's a camera.
Speaker 3: We're disturbed.
Speaker 6: We're disturbed, really disturbed. They would have gave us all
Speaker 6: abotomies if we were in the forties.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I wish I could get like a you know,
Speaker 2: there's baby botox I.
Speaker 3: Want to make. I want to tryal round.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want one for.
Speaker 6: Like two days they have one? What so really stand
Speaker 6: on and if you about.
Speaker 3: It, you really want that?
Speaker 2: Actually I'm not kidding, and like two years I'll hit that, right,
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's like.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 4: It sounds so nice, like what my brain just is off?
Speaker 4: Oh that'sund nice.
Speaker 6: That was what the Darkness Retreat did to me. When
Speaker 6: I was quiet and I wasn't speaking, there was nothing
Speaker 6: going on in my head.
Speaker 3: I see, I need that, like my my ultimate ultimate
Speaker 3: ultimate dream is to be in a coma for three months,
Speaker 3: like me, to sleep for three months and then like all,
Speaker 3: like all of my obligations just like dissolve away from.
Speaker 7: What's not gonna happen.
Speaker 10: You wake up, it's gonna be like hey.
Speaker 4: Here, yeah, hey, just checking in. Hope, you're doing good,
Speaker 4: loving you. You have eighteen things doing. I don't know
Speaker 4: if y'all have this, but.
Speaker 10: During the fires, don't talk about the fires.
Speaker 4: Why are you texting me about a fucking Instagram post?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Everything I own is in my car right.
Speaker 6: Burn down to pause all of my work.
Speaker 3: We did too, and they didn't know.
Speaker 4: They were like, we know you guys are busy, but like.
Speaker 6: Busy, You're like we're in the apocalypse.
Speaker 4: I'm like, so, I haven't been home in three days.
Speaker 3: My house is literally on fire.
Speaker 6: My panties were a hard crunch. By the time the.
Speaker 4: Evaculations looked over, it was granola for the.
Speaker 6: Did charge Granola?
Speaker 2: Larry?
Speaker 6: Where am I? Oh, Larry? Everybody's like in l A
Speaker 6: Like during evaculations, Larry.
Speaker 3: Is in Hawaii, Like we have literally Like I texted y'all,
Speaker 3: I was like, are y'all safe? And he was like yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm in Hawaii.
Speaker 6: More the world called on fire. You already had that.
Speaker 9: I had a planned and I didn't do trips and
Speaker 9: had a plan.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, did you do the fire?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, say Q.
Speaker 7: See I hate you nieds bitches. What are you talking about?
Speaker 6: Republican conspiracy theory?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like Texas ship. Yeah. Wait oh love love
Speaker 3: Christian Walker. I saw him in public. I was on
Speaker 3: a date and I saw him walk by. Crazy No.
Speaker 3: I wanted to so bad. I was so scared of him.
Speaker 7: He's actually kind of here in real life.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 9: I went up to him, he was like, Hi, what's
Speaker 9: your mean, babe, and literally stared at me with this
Speaker 9: morning and I was nice to meet you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you have also Candace Owens, speaking of Candace.
Speaker 7: Why did you just get up leave.
Speaker 3: In his own darkness retreat? Oh it's right here, right here,
Speaker 3: right here. But Candice Owen, speaking of she took a
Speaker 3: video of me, of me frolicking around in a dress,
Speaker 3: uploaded it to her story and was like, this is
Speaker 3: why we need to bring back real man.
Speaker 7: Did she lie?
Speaker 3: She did not lie, not even for a second, not even.
Speaker 4: For a yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, and She put me like with the likes of
Speaker 3: like Harry Styles and like someone else. And I was like, wow,
Speaker 3: you think I'm like.
Speaker 7: Now, she put she should.
Speaker 9: Did you watch the freaking documentary with Joe Rogan and uh,
Speaker 9: what's his name?
Speaker 7: Instagram guy Mark Zuckerberg?
Speaker 3: Like that episode?
Speaker 7: Yeah? The episode?
Speaker 3: No, I want to kill him.
Speaker 7: He's so scary. Yeah, he's actually.
Speaker 3: So genuine robotic, he's evil, like genuine. He's in darkness.
Speaker 4: Well, I feel like anybody who has when it is.
Speaker 3: Like scurrying around.
Speaker 7: Wait, Trey, did she grab the suitcase?
Speaker 3: Oh my, be here with you.
Speaker 7: Guys.
Speaker 3: All right, we're back from our little break.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie. I've had a yeah. They well,
Speaker 4: we told them we were gonna go pee.
Speaker 2: Well, first Quinn walked away, then the Ray walked away,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, okay, cool, we're all using
Speaker 2: the bathroom.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: Pee, and they just left.
Speaker 4: I think they laughed.
Speaker 3: They just left the house. So now it's just.
Speaker 4: Us, so it feels empty.
Speaker 7: I missed them.
Speaker 4: We had there was a warmth. It's so cold in
Speaker 4: here now.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna start drinking coffee. Really, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna start macro dosing caffeine.
Speaker 6: That'd be good for you.
Speaker 4: I think it would like elevate your sunset.
Speaker 3: It's a new tropic you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Is it really?
Speaker 4: I do consider like caffeine a drug, which I don't
Speaker 4: think that's what.
Speaker 12: You just did.
Speaker 3: It is it is? Yeah?
Speaker 4: It is all right, because.
Speaker 3: I mean you literally are I?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Guys, seriously, now they're running water.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 2: I've had a really bad habit recently where I've been
Speaker 2: holding the funk out of my pee because I don't
Speaker 2: want to miss a moment because I'm just so like
Speaker 2: just entranced in this.
Speaker 4: Beautiful miracle that is life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have fomo for every moment ever I do.
Speaker 4: So I hold my pee and so I have.
Speaker 3: A oh oh is that a Sabrina Carpenter? Hi you little.
Speaker 6: Way?
Speaker 1: I love it?
Speaker 3: God, wait, this is so important, this is so major.
Speaker 7: The movie was so good. She's an incredible performer.
Speaker 4: I feel about being in your media. Are you guys
Speaker 4: still in character or are you excited for Wicked too?
Speaker 6: We were never in character.
Speaker 7: I think this is just us. We finally figured out
Speaker 7: how to come together and make this money.
Speaker 3: So you'll have schizophrenia what's that?
Speaker 4: Are you guys a like how close? Like this or
Speaker 4: like this.
Speaker 9: To assuet ass Just guess whose idea this was?
Speaker 3: Whose idea was this?
Speaker 7: You know it's even crazier. This is her.
Speaker 3: No one hears it.
Speaker 7: But wait I didn't hear ship. Don't ever do to
Speaker 7: ask it again.
Speaker 2: He lamps every time you smile.
Speaker 9: I like your smile. Y'all want a gag? This is
Speaker 9: Quinn's Halloween costume?
Speaker 3: Wow, not the way? Oh wow, you have a vagina?
Speaker 4: You have a.
Speaker 3: Tiny tiny I know it's gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Wait what was this? Was this going to be Glinda?
Speaker 6: What was supposed to be Glinda?
Speaker 7: I didn't get the wine.
Speaker 3: I wish I brought.
Speaker 4: That Gentle Monster package they were giving out.
Speaker 6: Yes, I saw that.
Speaker 4: I was like, I want the scepter. I want the sceptor.
Speaker 4: Got it, yes, and I got it today and I
Speaker 4: didn't bring it.
Speaker 6: But literally, Gentle Monsters everything I love.
Speaker 4: It's so good. This was literally the bot. Oh I
Speaker 4: was recording how dirty my cars? But listen to what
Speaker 4: I was listening to. Take a message that brom.
Speaker 14: Me there was like, yess she literally musical?
Speaker 3: Oh really have you seen it?
Speaker 7: I didn't. I love musical. So when they started saying,
Speaker 7: I said, oh, yes.
Speaker 6: I haven't seen the movie yet.
Speaker 2: It's really are you kidding?
Speaker 6: Other side the White Flick.
Speaker 7: It's going pretty pretty good with the white flick. You
Speaker 7: look pretty as green is your pussy?
Speaker 4: I know you actually do look good green.
Speaker 6: Thank you. Yeah, my pussy isn't your problem or your business.
Speaker 3: Period that part.
Speaker 7: Wake up America, my pussy clock, pussy in power. Yes,
Speaker 7: I protect my.
Speaker 6: My pussy bites backs.
Speaker 9: I don't like their penises, get pitt I don't like them,
Speaker 9: actually don't care about them.
Speaker 7: But it's just like, boy, you got dick and.
Speaker 6: Ball in my face?
Speaker 4: You're good?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What is the face thing? Though?
Speaker 6: It was just a face stick that I put on
Speaker 6: you thinking my stain.
Speaker 4: I don't want.
Speaker 2: I don't like because I'm curious if no, no, like,
Speaker 2: oh you're good, you're so good?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Is there a hugh?
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe we take it off? Maybe maybe we take
Speaker 3: it off.
Speaker 7: I kind of like this dress.
Speaker 3: Yeah, alpha al let's let's girl.
Speaker 10: Your dick is gonna fall out?
Speaker 3: Needy, you got me.
Speaker 6: I've never seen it. Have you ever seen this?
Speaker 1: Sick?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: You know what's crazy that you add? This is crazy?
Speaker 4: That I wrote this down. Actually, I think I literally was.
Speaker 10: Going to ask if y'all have seen each other nake
Speaker 10: smell this?
Speaker 3: Oh it's baby diarrhea.
Speaker 4: Literally smell it smells like the pussy trees.
Speaker 3: Oh, it really does. The vagina trees. I have the
Speaker 3: vagina tree right outside of my window.
Speaker 4: What's the vagina you know, the like pussy willows that.
Speaker 3: Smell like I think they're like magnolia trees, but they
Speaker 3: smell like vagina. No, it's so good, and that came
Speaker 3: off and you have so good Yeah, gorgeous.
Speaker 4: But she's smelting her ring.
Speaker 6: Missus Arianna and Cynthia have a weird vibe.
Speaker 3: Ya No, I mean yeah, yeah, we know that.
Speaker 6: No, I don't girl, don't try to make me in
Speaker 6: this masculine.
Speaker 7: Remember her mask?
Speaker 1: Era?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4: I want to see you know, you know, did I
Speaker 4: actually have a mask?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: You didn't.
Speaker 6: Period.
Speaker 3: He gagged me, gaget, gagg it.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think it was like the craziest honestly,
Speaker 4: like I would know. I was about to say something
Speaker 4: that I'm like, I'm like.
Speaker 7: I think I've told too much of this.
Speaker 6: I can say something. Who wants to do secret time.
Speaker 7: Clock him against let them, and they think they think.
Speaker 6: They think think to talk about him, they think they.
Speaker 4: I literally can't wait for all.
Speaker 3: Of us, like an old person.
Speaker 2: Crazy online like I literally I can't people who make
Speaker 2: fun of Tokyo Tony.
Speaker 4: I literally I see.
Speaker 2: Everything, like all of the like older women who are
Speaker 2: online and people like to make fun.
Speaker 15: Of fish fish all of the older women who people
Speaker 15: make fun of Like, I can't even I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 15: I literally see her logic, Like yes, like I see
Speaker 15: your logic.
Speaker 4: You're just brave.
Speaker 6: Literally that's the thing with like a Tokyo Tony or
Speaker 6: like these bitches that is crashing out. It's like they
Speaker 6: funny like on the internet. But then people's like you
Speaker 6: should collab with them. I'm like that energy. I don't
Speaker 6: want to be in the same room. Tokyo Tony could
Speaker 6: make me crumble. If she looked at me with the I.
Speaker 7: Was like, I haven't watched a compilation when I get home.
Speaker 4: No, but that I fear that's gonna be us.
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. No, I can't wait to.
Speaker 4: Be on I g lone.
Speaker 7: I will be cruising and you're going to be cruisy.
Speaker 3: Can be in screen that's crazy.
Speaker 6: That's crazy is when gay niggas put their dicks on
Speaker 6: her bathroom stall and like jack off, but not.
Speaker 3: Like talking about I know, why do you know? Like
Speaker 3: look at her, you're in, You're locked in. But likes,
Speaker 3: that's your secret.
Speaker 6: My secret is I know what Cruisin is always maybe
Speaker 6: I have dick m B.
Speaker 4: There have been times I'm watching him like okay, like.
Speaker 6: I want to be the yeah right right, I wanted
Speaker 6: to do the pin.
Speaker 3: Y'all literally, can't you want to do the penetrating Yeah?
Speaker 4: Wait y'all y'all screaming about.
Speaker 8: Like maybe we could work at emergency like because.
Speaker 7: Buddy, that was so real, was real?
Speaker 6: Ill, Larry, crash crash crash, that was so The thing
Speaker 6: is TikTok genuinely could have died.
Speaker 4: And I don't getting rid of Larry, Larry.
Speaker 6: I know this is Larry's secret. Larry, I never seen
Speaker 6: somebody so fucking happy.
Speaker 4: You guys are nasty.
Speaker 6: I've never done the biting stuff during sex, you you said.
Speaker 6: Larry's like to me, I'm like.
Speaker 9: Your joke, because you know, I've ever seen like like
Speaker 9: like okay, straight girls and porns like.
Speaker 10: But that's what I know you're one of the girls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is.
Speaker 6: Me during sex.
Speaker 4: I'm still trying to think of a secret were over.
Speaker 6: Have you ever had sex one of your friends and
Speaker 6: then y'all are friends and then y'all don't date and
Speaker 6: it's just like that was crazy. No, see the made
Speaker 6: us a girl thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've done it. I have only done it with
Speaker 2: like two people. Like done that with two people because
Speaker 2: I'm like overly attached. Because same if I like someone.
Speaker 6: Like, yeah, I get it same same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, what if we get married and then
Speaker 2: two years I'm like, I don't want to get wrong.
Speaker 1: Actually, Smith and Lucky Blue, you know, I kind of
Speaker 1: get the hype I love.
Speaker 7: I like, I guess that's it.
Speaker 3: Wait, let's do a media and then we can tap
Speaker 3: out where we all want to do just music.
Speaker 4: Where we're all going to go to Plate's.
Speaker 6: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I want you to go to Pilate's in this is it?
Speaker 6: Allot a yoga?
Speaker 4: Oh oh, I used to love going there. I'm not
Speaker 4: good at yoga and stuff anymore. I almost fainted last
Speaker 4: time I went, and I'm scared.
Speaker 6: A lot of the girl's been fainting during the workout.
Speaker 6: It's like, girl, stop trying to alexis written, just do
Speaker 6: it for the hell.
Speaker 2: I no, I I just I almost knocked out because
Speaker 2: I literally just couldn't.
Speaker 4: Like I was I. I had it worked out. I
Speaker 4: literally we had it worked on in like a year.
Speaker 13: And we went to this new gym and we're like,
Speaker 13: let's do it.
Speaker 3: And I hadn't that.
Speaker 4: Much and so long yoga and I was standing.
Speaker 2: I went.
Speaker 4: Literally just went to the foc was like and I
Speaker 4: had to leave.
Speaker 3: Slippery, it's flat, it is hot.
Speaker 6: It's like hot yoga, like when you do your gay
Speaker 6: boy cheese.
Speaker 7: Yes and when you just can I watch. Oh yeah,
Speaker 7: of course we should have one. Yeah, let's do we
Speaker 7: should do a party.
Speaker 6: I'm not for groups.
Speaker 7: I would okay, beautiful, like it's weet fun. I can
Speaker 7: wear this.
Speaker 3: I would love No.
Speaker 7: No, no, you're so sweet, submissive.
Speaker 4: You're so sweet.
Speaker 6: You're so sweet, submissive.
Speaker 7: I got your good.
Speaker 3: Girl.
Speaker 7: Let's end this.
Speaker 6: Sting.
Speaker 2: We're like doing this and we're just talking like, oh ship, we.
Speaker 4: Need to chop up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we'll do media. We'll do media.
Speaker 7: What's media?
Speaker 3: Just like, name a song you like in a movie,
Speaker 3: Like any.
Speaker 9: Okay, song I like right now is White Ferrari by
Speaker 9: Frank Ocean, And my favorite movie right now is Blink Twice.
Speaker 6: Are you checking the letterbox?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I was gonna look.
Speaker 9: Wait, I wish I reading my letterbox. Reviews are so good.
Speaker 9: What you're I don't know it, but I'm not gonna
Speaker 9: say it.
Speaker 7: You didn't do your you wanted to read him your
Speaker 7: things the David sent you.
Speaker 6: Oh, we got my phone.
Speaker 10: Can't give you my phone. It's on the floor next
Speaker 10: to the luggage.
Speaker 7: Please, we got something for you.
Speaker 6: You read them all?
Speaker 7: Read them all?
Speaker 3: I can.
Speaker 7: You can read them all? Like I don't like reading.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm so bad at reading out loud. Hey girl, okay,
Speaker 3: the glass crunching.
Speaker 6: Okay, you already ugly bitches be like my man, gotta
Speaker 6: be six to bitch. You make me sick to my storm.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Have you seen that one already?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Okay, tell me when this one. You haven't seen chicks?
Speaker 6: Chicks with that little light mustache, be cool as fuck?
Speaker 6: Like you know what? You all right with me?
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that one. You know what?
Speaker 7: Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 6: Sex outside is fun until a mosquito help her secure dick.
Speaker 4: That is awesome.
Speaker 6: I got five more. Stop asking my broke ass for money,
Speaker 6: I said, I'm chasing the bag. I ain't caught that.
Speaker 4: Bitchy not to me, said that my family.
Speaker 6: Okay, the crunch of the glass.
Speaker 3: With the cables. It's really cooked in here.
Speaker 6: Okay. White people be so extra. They be like, is
Speaker 6: that you tom Well? Show a stick of my ass
Speaker 6: and call me a corn dogs? Okay, two more more?
Speaker 6: This is my favorite. Oh my god, I got started.
Speaker 6: When the dig good, you can, when the dig good,
Speaker 6: you can get her to do anything. Bitch, go frighten
Speaker 6: me some cereals.
Speaker 2: I was talking last night about how I wish I
Speaker 2: was a royal, like in the fucking eighteen hundred or
Speaker 2: or like sixteen hundreds, so I could just be bored,
Speaker 2: like I want to eat snake today.
Speaker 3: Don't get me on fly, Make me fly.
Speaker 4: Like I would just like that. They have to do
Speaker 4: it like headed, like I want a car? What's a car?
Speaker 4: Figure it out?
Speaker 3: Make me a wheel, make me fly.
Speaker 6: When you said that, imagine you with like the puffs.
Speaker 3: Just getting thrown over the.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 4: Right, all right, wait is there one more? I was
Speaker 4: having fun.
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 3: More, give me more more.
Speaker 6: Now stop saying you dating it the just because your
Speaker 6: man smoke weed and steal from Walmart.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, wow.
Speaker 3: That was amazing. I think that's a great way to
Speaker 3: end the episode. Yeah, yeah, well flow by Philip Glass. Movie.
Speaker 3: I don't. I haven't watched a new movie in a
Speaker 3: very long time. My fantastic planet knows FTU perfect.
Speaker 4: My movie is wicked. Guys, please go see these stars
Speaker 4: on screen.
Speaker 3: Beautiful performances, amazing.
Speaker 4: Thank you guys so much for giving us the time.
Speaker 2: Love you so much. So you smell so good, like
Speaker 2: both of you smell so good.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Also, that's how I knew they were here because I
Speaker 2: came into the apartment and I smelled something good, and
Speaker 2: I on ironically because I had music playing on my
Speaker 2: phone because I thought you guys weren't here yet.
Speaker 4: And then I smelled.
Speaker 2: Something good and I turned off the music because I
Speaker 2: was like, here smells good in here.
Speaker 4: That's not that's nothing.
Speaker 3: That could have been me.
Speaker 6: No, No, you usually smell like abestos.
Speaker 3: It's my chair. Oh yeah, it's his best chair.
Speaker 2: I almost said something so nasty. Okay, thank you guys
Speaker 2: for watching. Thank you guys actually so much for being
Speaker 2: one that.
Speaker 6: Was so fun.
Speaker 7: Having us is the best podcast I've ever done in
Speaker 7: my life.
Speaker 3: It was a movie.
Speaker 6: Guys, for having us. I'm so happy to know y'all
Speaker 6: to this point. I hope we know each other for
Speaker 6: so many more.
Speaker 3: Ten more years.
Speaker 2: Oh we're gonna We're gonna be all old and crazy,
Speaker 2: four more years, four more years.
Speaker 3: Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 4: Is that kind of costco the boom? Is that what
Speaker 4: you're doing?
Speaker 7: Boom boom?
Speaker 2: What that guy who was like in four four Booms
Speaker 2: for a brother, four big Booms for his brother?
Speaker 6: I thought we remember all?
Speaker 7: I thought.
Speaker 3: It looked like, do you remember all talk?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: I feel like I sadly would like it was I there.
Speaker 3: Are you visiting the tree?
Speaker 12: Are you gonna because the tree?
Speaker 3: Is that all talking?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 12: That's deep talka
Speaker 7: Mm hmmm