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Speaker 1: and we've got books and a bottle of wine to kill.

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Speaker 1: It's books, it's gossip. I'm shook. It's memoirs and martinis.

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Speaker 1: Clebri book Club. Come read it while it's hot. Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Book Club, Tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books.

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Speaker 1: No boys are alloud. Celebrity book say it Loud and

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Speaker 1: cloud Celebrity Book Club buzz mean I brought the queer voe. Hi.

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Speaker 1: I'm Stephen Phillips Horst. I'm Lily Marata And this is

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Speaker 1: Celebrity book Club, the podcast where we read celebrity memoirs

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Speaker 1: and then talk about them. We dish, we gossip. We

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Speaker 1: relate it back to our lives because we're obsessed with

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Speaker 1: each other. We're two best run Suns Medal School, but

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Speaker 1: we're also comedians, writers, cultural analysts, and we've been upsets

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Speaker 1: with pop culture for decades. We grew up in the scene,

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Speaker 1: and by the scene, I mean we would go to

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Speaker 1: Barnes and Nobles and Borders bookstores in the Greater Boston

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Speaker 1: area and get autographs. One time, we were at a

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Speaker 1: Victoria's Secret at ten am, and Heidi Klum yelled at

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Speaker 1: Lily for skipping school, and I said, fuck you, betch

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Speaker 1: go back to Hamburg. And now look at us. We're

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Speaker 1: sitting at two small tables. I think our you know,

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Speaker 1: our our love for celebrity was not was not a

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Speaker 1: blind worship. No, you know, yeah, I'm not praising at

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Speaker 1: the altar. But nor are we evil, you know, making

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Speaker 1: fun of celebrities for being superficial. We're not snark for

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Speaker 1: snark's sake, you know. We we we want to peel

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Speaker 1: people what they have to say about life, what they

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Speaker 1: have to say about culture. We'd love to see their faults. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but all so, what brings some joy? Tennis? Anyone thirty love,

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Speaker 1: forty love fifty of sixty love match point. We read

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Speaker 1: the book this Pandemic of none other than the one

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Speaker 1: of the greatest tennis players who have ever lived, truly, yeah, Um,

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Speaker 1: one of the only people to actually complete the career

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Speaker 1: you know, one of the only tennis players I think

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Speaker 1: overlap with the world of celebrity and fashion so intensely. Um,

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Speaker 1: some may even call him a queer icon. We're of

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Speaker 1: course talking about none other than fit. God try I

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Speaker 1: guess who I was gonna do a tennis sound, but

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Speaker 1: which is what? I don't know. That's the kind of

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Speaker 1: funny thing. Yeah, Um, I think as when you say fit,

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Speaker 1: obviously you mean outfits. Yeah, I mean he is a

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Speaker 1: obviously Andrea also was a subculture icon because, as we

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Speaker 1: find out in this book, he was always pushing the

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Speaker 1: he was constantly derided for being a punk. Being a punk,

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Speaker 1: I like at first it was like, oh, you don't

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Speaker 1: Good ass book, y'all. This is a good ass book.

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Speaker 1: It is worth a read. Like I didn't know anything

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Speaker 1: all right, so Andre, let's go back. Let's go back. So,

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Speaker 1: don't know what on earth she was talking about. Well,

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Speaker 1: no onah now um. But so Agasy. So his dad

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Speaker 1: tennis balls at Andrea. And that's why he's the best

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Speaker 1: returner in the game tennis. Term Hello, Hello, you know

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Speaker 1: he's so good at just like because like Slice was

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Speaker 1: nine and a half man, So oh god you and

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Speaker 1: a lot stas So I really knew Andre in the

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Speaker 1: nineties because I mean, he was yes on magazine everywhere,

462
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Speaker 1: but I was a huge suddenly Susan fan. Suddenly Susan

463
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Speaker 1: was a mussy TV and BC sitcom starring Brookshield, Kathy Griffin,

464
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Speaker 1: Judd Nelson, Um, and so I was always like, oh,

465
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Speaker 1: Andre Agasis, Brookshield's husband. I remember Suddenly Susan always being

466
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Speaker 1: like three in the ratings because I would read entertainment

467
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: religiously and it was always like Seinfeld Friends, and then

468
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,639
Speaker 1: suddenly sus Suddenly Susan felt very like it's on Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: Would just shoot me and friends and Seinfeld is on

470
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Speaker 1: Thursday or something like that, or maybe suddenly Susan's on Monday.

471
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Speaker 1: At one point they shoveled it to Thursday. Must se

472
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Speaker 1: TV lineup right, which okay. I also think that the

473
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Speaker 1: reason I'm such a Thursday girl is literally because of

474
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Speaker 1: NBC growing up. But I must see Thursday. I associate

475
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Speaker 1: Thursday has been like the fab like most fun party.

476
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Speaker 1: It's like television, which of course now is associated with

477
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Speaker 1: like being a total like VEG sitting at home, like

478
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Speaker 1: Netflix beinge anyone. Um. But yeah, Suddenly Susan. First of all,

479
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 1: it is like a bad show, like whoa, So this

480
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 1: SIUs is not a bad show. I feel like it

481
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Speaker 1: was okay, I feel like Kathy Griffin, like not to

482
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Speaker 1: be such like Griffin heads, but like she she was

483
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Speaker 1: always making fun of it. How just like by season two,

484
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 1: they were already running out of ideas and it was

485
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: just like the whole office goes camping. Like it was like,

486
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 1: I guess I have just like such fond memories of

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Speaker 1: those like NBC sitcoms. It was no willing grace. It

488
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Speaker 1: wasn't even just shooting. So yeah, okay, sure it was

489
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Speaker 1: maybe my fifth favorite, but I think it's also how

490
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Speaker 1: I got in. It was also about like a magazine

491
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Speaker 1: and there was like a photographer and they were always

492
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 1: like looking through like little samples and just shoot me

493
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 1: both about magazine. Yes, it's insane that there was, that's all.

494
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: It's just like work hand in magazine is the only

495
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Speaker 1: job slash most glamorous job you can have. And that's

496
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Speaker 1: also like every rhym comment. So what's completely insane is like, Okay,

497
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 1: so Andre is like with this chick who also who

498
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Speaker 1: sounds like very eighties and they're off and on engaged

499
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: and they break up. Yeah, boring. Next, she was like

500
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Speaker 1: a local girl. She was a Vegas girl. Yeah, except

501
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Speaker 1: for I want to talk about one completely insane scene

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Speaker 1: with his ex when Kevin Costner invites um Andrea and

503
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Speaker 1: Wendy over to watch The Bodyguard, and Andrea is just

504
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:08,240
Speaker 1: like the movie sucked. But one thing that stood out

505
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 1: was the song I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston,

506
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: so it's insane. Also how Andrea Agaci. This is actually

507
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 1: what's so gay about him is his favorite type of

508
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: music is like soft rock, Like he's like Barbara streisand

509
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: Whitney Houston, but again it's like that's just so eighty

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Speaker 1: Sash nineties sing Michael Bolton Selene d Like he turns

511
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Speaker 1: Barbara onto Selene Dion, Yeah, which is cuco. He's like,

512
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Speaker 1: you need to hear that. Like I'm actually be like,

513
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Speaker 1: oh you need to hear this, chick. I'm gonna I'm

514
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Speaker 1: gonna buy it for you, Okay. Another like instance of

515
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Speaker 1: him being so man shit about movies was when he

516
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Speaker 1: sees The Joy Luck Club at Barbara Streisand's ranch and

517
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: he was like, the movie was so boring, helick, but

518
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Speaker 1: that and he's like afterwards, like Babs like song like

519
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: at this impromptu gathering around a piano, and he was like,

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Speaker 1: I couldn't believe she had that trement I guess it's

521
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 1: really going back and forth. But now I'm thinking it

522
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 1: is actually so nineties straight guy to be like, I

523
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: love a woman with a really good voice, if you're

524
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 1: really good vocalists. Like if you asked my dad, he

525
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: would just be like, oh, like, oh yeah, like I

526
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: love a woman with powerful, powerful pipes, and so did

527
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 1: my dad. But that's a different story. Yeah. But anyway,

528
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:33,560
Speaker 1: so him in Brooke started flirting via facts, which is

529
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: the most iconic way. Yeah, is there anything more nineties?

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Speaker 1: We've lost that, you know what I mean. We don't

531
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Speaker 1: facts anymore. No one facts is But you have to

532
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: you have to mean what you say on a facts.

533
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 1: You have to say like hey I'm into you. Hey,

534
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: I'm interested in you. What are your favorite films? Oh right,

535
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: they would send back in fourth favorite movies and blah

536
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Speaker 1: blah blah. So he also talked about meeting Brooks, like

537
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Speaker 1: the first time you talked about brook He's like met

538
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Speaker 1: her mom. She was pretty weird and like, doesn't really

539
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Speaker 1: get into it. And again, Brooks mom is like famously

540
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Speaker 1: like a completely unsane alcoholic who like ruined her Yeah,

541
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Speaker 1: and she's like but so she doesn't really talk about

542
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Speaker 1: Brook's mom much. Other No, he says one sense, and

543
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Speaker 1: I think he backs out of it. Right, He's like,

544
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Speaker 1: she's weird, that's all. I'll say, Oh, right, right, because

545
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Speaker 1: I think brooks Shields memoirs all about how her mom

546
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Speaker 1: was like a crazy stage mom, which kind of like

547
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: brings me to the topic of like stepping on others memoirs,

548
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: which she's kind of careful not to do. He doesn't

549
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: tell her story too much. She like tells this side

550
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 1: of it, but kind of is like, I'll let her

551
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: get into her So I was reading because basically they

552
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: as whatever, get divorced and have this he kind of

553
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: resents for this whole marriage. But I was reading what

554
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: brooks reaction was. And I guess recently she was on

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00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 1: What Happens Live Watch What Happens Live right, and someone

556
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: they asked her about the book and she was like, well,

557
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: Andre sent it to me to be like, is everything correct.

558
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: I have a bad man, I've a totally bad memory,

559
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,520
Speaker 1: so I just want to make sure and I'm working

560
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: with a ghostwriter. And then she goes, by the way,

561
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: I wrote my book myself. I didn't use a ghostwriter.

562
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wow, I mean I kind of like, don't

563
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: believe that, but it's hard to believe. I know that brooked.

564
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, you didn't you had an editor, for sure,

565
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: you didn't have a maybe. I mean Andre use this

566
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 1: like Pulitzer Prize winning Jr. Moringer or whatever who ghost

567
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: wrote this book. But he's very like so Andre about it.

568
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: And he's always like honoring all of the men in

569
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: his life. And he was like, I met him and

570
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: we talked for two straight years. It's so insane. Every

571
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: man that he meets that he like falls in love

572
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 1: that has the most insane relationship with. It's just like

573
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: it's such a momentous religious experience for him. When wait,

574
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: can we talk about when well, the pastor is another

575
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: thing that makes him so Kardashian. Yeah, and just like

576
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: they're so all about their pastor and the pastor is

577
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,960
Speaker 1: like a member of their entourage, and it's just this

578
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: fake celebrity god that's that says the most, just like

579
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: absolutely innocuous, just like life goals, life coach kind of shop.

580
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 1: But they're just like believe in the path and the

581
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: road that will lead you to the strengths. And then

582
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: he's like when he said that, my jaw dropped. I

583
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: asked him to say it again as we were speeding

584
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 1: down the one on one. It's also so celebrity. He

585
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 1: like goes to this pastor's house and he's like and

586
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm lost, man, I need you, and he's like, look,

587
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: i'm not I'm not your regular pastor. Just also celebrity,

588
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: just like, oh so he probably has frosted tips and

589
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: he's like, dude, I'm not going to give you some

590
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: fucking sermon and tell you what to do. Okay, I'm

591
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 1: kind of a different type of I'm a cool pastor.

592
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: I'm a cool mom um. It's very Hillsong to just

593
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: be like, I'm a cool mom um. Oh okay. Brad

594
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: when he meets his coach, Brad for the first time,

595
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: it keep his game now, if you know, keep his scain.

596
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: It's very Everything is just like a huge like hotel,

597
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: and like all the food in this book is so

598
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: nineties and everyone's constantly just been like I had six

599
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: plates of fetichini al freda when a bud light. But

600
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: this guy Brad, who he's like needs to get to

601
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 1: be his new coach, like agrees to meet them for

602
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:24,479
Speaker 1: dinner whatever and brings a six pack of bud light. No,

603
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, actually ten times where crazy. He only

604
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: drinks bud ice, right, which is like, I don't know

605
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: the definition of bud ice is. I think it's bud

606
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 1: light with a higher alcohol volume, but it's also a

607
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: very nineties beverage. I mean, I think it's definitely for sale.

608
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: And it's like they go to this like very like seaside,

609
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: you know whatever, like Trocharia that's so steak, and he's like,

610
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: do you have bud ice and they're like no, and

611
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: then he just leaves and comes back with a six

612
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: pack of bud ice. So it's like the most random

613
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: beer ever. And he goes He asks the waiter to

614
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 1: put it on ice, not the refrigerator. Brad says, because

615
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: that's not cold enough on ice or else in the freezer.

616
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: He needs free okay. And then this guy also he

617
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 1: orders the chicken like parmesan in all separate parts. He's like, okay.

618
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: When Brad returns, the waiter guns order. Brad asks for

619
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 1: Penny a ribiata with grilled chicken and mozzarella. Parry orders

620
00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,480
Speaker 1: chicken parmesan. Brad looks at Perry, so Perry is like

621
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: Andrea's best friend, Brad looks at Perry with disgust. Bad call,

622
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: he says. The waiter stops running. Well you want to do,

623
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,919
Speaker 1: Brad says, is order a chicken breast separate, then order

624
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,359
Speaker 1: all your mozzarella and sauce on the side. See that way,

625
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 1: the chicken breast is fresh, not saggy. Plus you can

626
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: control your chicken to cheese and sauce ratio. I mean

627
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 1: that's very athlete. I think that's a disgusting way to eat. Yeah,

628
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 1: to just get so you're getting a salab of mozzarella

629
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Speaker 1: in the middle. I mean that's just not how that

630
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: dish is supposed to be. Like you want the cheese

631
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: melt melted onto the chicken. But I guess that's also

632
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 1: a very athlete to be. Like. And I'm I'm getting

633
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: a massive meal of my allocated like twenty two hundred

634
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 1: calories that I need to burn, but i want like

635
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: six ounces of mazzarella in the side, just like seven

636
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,719
Speaker 1: ounces of bread and cutlet. I'm gonna have three and

637
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 1: a half bud ices on ice. He's constantly having like

638
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: the most absolute overloaded meals. He's like right before our

639
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: like big tennis tournament in Scottsdale. I ordered six cheeseburgers,

640
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: and it's just like, well, that's so insane on a court,

641
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: Olympian is like they look, well, so Andre, what's so

642
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: cool about him? What I love is that, like one,

643
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: he is so like massive steakhouse, but he's also so

644
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: fast food, and he's always like there's this bar where

645
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: he's at this insane Italian restaurant that him and Brookshields

646
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 1: and he goes. So he's so tired of Brookshields and

647
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: all of her actor friends. Brook and the actors talk

648
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: over each other, but I silently hunkered down at one

649
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,759
Speaker 1: end of the table, eating grazing. Actually I ordered five

650
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:02,240
Speaker 1: courses and for just sort I shovel three stinky toffee

651
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,640
Speaker 1: puddings into my mouth slowly. An actress notices how much

652
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: the food is disappearing at the end of my table.

653
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 1: She looks at me, alarmed. Do you always yes, eat

654
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: like this? But then I feel like he's so It's like, yes,

655
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: I'm sure he was getting like a veal scalapini and

656
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: like a balsamic glaze mozzarella tomato clam. I mean the

657
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: drizzle during that time, everything such a z everywhere and

658
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: it's like Gill will allow him. I feel like if

659
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 1: Andrew's a cranky, like he'll allow him to get like

660
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:44,360
Speaker 1: eight Wendy's Spicy chickens. And then he's also just like

661
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: I had nerves, so I just like downed like a

662
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,399
Speaker 1: glass of vodka straight. Well, but when that happens, Brad

663
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: is like, I'm a little confused what the regiment is

664
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: before the game, because like he is always having marks

665
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 1: and having so many steaks and Pennai's. But then when

666
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: he drinks of vodka, Brad like is shocked and his

667
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: jaws dropped, and I'm like, Brad, what you're drinking five?

668
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 1: But I says, well, Brad's not compaigning it in the tern.

669
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: Well I know, but I I just think like maybe

670
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: it's you're allowed like marks and Pennay and then like

671
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: but the night before tournament, you're like not supposed to

672
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,240
Speaker 1: drink I mean calories in calories out right. You're burning

673
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 1: so much in that pool and then you need to

674
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: pack it back in. And I guess that goes to

675
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 1: show there's this I mean calories and calories out is

676
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: this sort of famous thing that people talk about it

677
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 1: in like diet world, where it's like it doesn't actually

678
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 1: matter what you eat. It's just calorie. It's just Calorkande's

679
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 1: all that matter. So if it's fifteen hundred calories of

680
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: big Max, that's the same as fifteen hundred calories with

681
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 1: the kale. It's just like it's as long as it's

682
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: as long as you're burning it off, then you're burning

683
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: it off. It's like, yeah, you make it heart disease

684
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 1: later on. But wait, wise, I mean, I remember in

685
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: my college, in my years when I was interning for

686
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:59,439
Speaker 1: the Jerry Springer show, I only subsisted on McDonald's because

687
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 1: that's what we gave of guess, but I was running

688
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: around constantly, and you've never been in better. Literally I

689
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 1: lost him. Pounced. Jerry Springer was kind of your Gill,

690
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: you know. Dresher was Michael. I was smoking Marlboroughs. That

691
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: was your Donalds. Okay, So we didn't talk about gilwater.

692
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 1: So gilwater is a special concoction that his trainer makes him.

693
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,720
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry, but it just sounds like gatorade because

694
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: it's like he describes it as like light salt, like

695
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 1: vitamins and like water, which is like that's what's in Gatorade.

696
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: So I scoured the internet trying to find the recipe

697
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: for gillwater. Okay, couldn't find it. Well, I mean, it's

698
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: a yet's rest. I was, I was going to make

699
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 1: us a batch, and so I bought us. We're right

700
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,440
Speaker 1: now sipping on vitamin water and Gatorades to you know,

701
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 1: try to make up for the fact that we're not

702
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: drinking gillwater. I mean, I feel like I'm ready to

703
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: compete at like Indian wells, but like, I don't know

704
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: if I'd go to the Australian Open do you know

705
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 1: what I mean? Thirty six grams of cobs in here,

706
00:38:55,480 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: thirty four grams of sugar and uh some sody. So

707
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:02,240
Speaker 1: now that we're sort of on the subject of drugs,

708
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:03,800
Speaker 1: I want to talk about what I think is maybe

709
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:07,040
Speaker 1: the gayest thing in the entire book that math Binge.

710
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: Say it with me, Ben when he actually just fully

711
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 1: goes in a meth Binge at his Las Vegas home,

712
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: which is full of just like pool tables and sounds

713
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: like the most like eighties tocre literally like my dream apartment.

714
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: It's just like pinball tables, pool tables, big screen TVs,

715
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: and he's like having this bad summer in this like

716
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: slump in his career in like the mid nineties, and

717
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: he has this houseboy who also he just like starts

718
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,719
Speaker 1: mentioning that he has a houseboy named Slim, who's like

719
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,919
Speaker 1: this local Latin guy, and you're just like gay gay

720
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:45,120
Speaker 1: gay gay gay. Like he ends up saving Slim's child

721
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 1: later on, but before that, he's like, man, like, I'm depressed,

722
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: and Slim is like, want to get high, and he's like, oh,

723
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: on one, He's like, it's called crystal meth, and he's like, sure,

724
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: that sounds fun. He's like, yeah, I feel like I'm

725
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: on top of the world when I do it. So

726
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: he does crystal math and then he's just like, it

727
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: was awesome. I cleaned my entire house. I was obsessed

728
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: with it. I felt like I wanted to organize a

729
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 1: roll of pennies. And he's just like being so math

730
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 1: and being so gay, which I get because it's like

731
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:14,239
Speaker 1: when I do Sudafed, I want to clean my house

732
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,399
Speaker 1: and suda fe it's obviously like a minor amount of math.

733
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,319
Speaker 1: So it's like that tracks from everything that I've heard.

734
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: But it's just like this is so gay, and you're

735
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: just doing it recreationally time, and then he's kind of

736
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: shady about how often he does it ever, that's yeah,

737
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 1: he only mentions it really twice in the book. He's like,

738
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 1: and then I did it again and then like I

739
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: had a match, and like I was so fucked up,

740
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 1: and they were like, what's wrong with you? And he doesn't.

741
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 1: I feel like he kind of yeah, definitely, And you're like,

742
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: imagine doing meth. And it's like he's polishing probably like

743
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 1: a black lacquered table. Yeah, do you think he's polishing slim?

744
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: It's the question. I feel like they were maybe like

745
00:40:55,960 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: jerking off together and they were both watching porn on VHS,

746
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:04,439
Speaker 1: VHS nor pay per view, Oh that was that era. Yeah,

747
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 1: and they're sitting in like huge black Italian leather lazy boys. Yeah,

748
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 1: big big, big lazy boys, like eighteen cup holders, yeah,

749
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: eighteen cup holders, and so between the cons and like

750
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: a sunken carpeted living room and so between probably the

751
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 1: pay per view and there's probably space between the big chairs. Oh,

752
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 1: I'm sure some dicks came out. The dicks came out,

753
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,800
Speaker 1: and it's like you can't totally see, you know, you

754
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 1: gotta kind of peer over because of the arm rest

755
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: is not necessarily seeing your friend's tool unless it's quite

756
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 1: quite the quiet large and I mean I feel like

757
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: Andre again, I've like only ever seen your dick in

758
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: my life. Um Um, I'm a gold staff what you

759
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,240
Speaker 1: call it? Um? I feel like it's like medium bit thick.

760
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: That's very accurate though, that's the vibe I get from

761
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 1: him as well as medium but thick. Um. I do

762
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: have to say I think Pete Sampras is probably huge. Yeah,

763
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: like hu gacious, you know it's so funny because it's

764
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: like I you know those names also growing up, like

765
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: sam first Agacy, they were all around. But it's like right,

766
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 1: Andre is just like so much cooler and like Sampras,

767
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: and like Andre talks about it so much, and it's like,

768
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: could we talk about when Pete Sampras tips the valet,

769
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 1: oh my god, a dollar and dollars and does it

770
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: make sure that gets to like the guy who actually

771
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 1: brings my car around like the stingiest fucking asshole. No,

772
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 1: Samper seems like a huge as such. And it's like

773
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: Andre like lives his life with passion and it's like

774
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:38,240
Speaker 1: fine love and has all of his friends as his friends,

775
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 1: and like Pete sapperss is just like cold and like

776
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 1: an asshole. They have this rivalry throughout the nineties, so

777
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 1: like we're not friends, but you know, it's always comes

778
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: down to the match. It's always him and Pete. Remember

779
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 1: when Andre takes him to it to see, um Greece.

780
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 1: Yeah it's Greece. Yeah, and he gets so mad because

781
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: Pete gets very bored joy Luck Club vibes. Yeah, it's

782
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:04,919
Speaker 1: so straight and just like like and Andre like is like, oh,

783
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: so you don't respect musical theater. And Andrea's just be

784
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: like just kind of tickle by the fact that Pete

785
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 1: hates art. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, I'm actually kind

786
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: of like a Renaissance man. I enjoy art and Barbara

787
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: streisam Greece. So this is the thing. Like Andre's like

788
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:23,840
Speaker 1: tastes are so Vegas and like rand show, like he

789
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 1: likes like when he goes to like Italy whatever, and

790
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: he's just like and we saw the Sistine Chapel and

791
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 1: I thought, Wow, this da Vinci guy was really interesting,

792
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: like he really had something to do. O wait, Michelangelo

793
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,240
Speaker 1: or whatever. Well, he know da Vinci because he's always

794
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 1: comparing Gill to da Vinci, Right, I mean I think

795
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: that's very also athlete to be like love the greats,

796
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 1: the bigs. Yeah, so he's like I love Renaissance painting,

797
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:53,480
Speaker 1: I love Celine dion Um. Okay, wait, so briefly A

798
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: thing that's also very straight about him not so gay

799
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,760
Speaker 1: is um when he psychically freaks out at Brookshield's Friends taping.

800
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 1: She has to kiss Joey in a scene and he

801
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 1: drives back to Vegas and I smash Tennis trophy. Can

802
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 1: I read the passage? Yeah, it's so cuckoo. That was

803
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 1: the part where I was like, Okay, he's such a dick,

804
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: Like this is so weird. She's literally because also I

805
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,240
Speaker 1: feel like Brookshield's like is just so obviously like classic

806
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 1: insecure actress, and it's just like nervous all the time

807
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 1: and just like well, because this was pre Suddenly Susan,

808
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: It's like Friends was huge. So she gets this gig

809
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 1: and it's like, meanwhile, she's Okay. This is what made

810
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,399
Speaker 1: me actually like really furious that Andre for a bit

811
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: of the book is like she goes to all of

812
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: his matches and he'll be like, oh like brook didn't

813
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: even like ask me about the Australian Open and it's

814
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: like boring, sis okay, like how many times can she

815
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: ask and like watch you sulk around that like Connor's

816
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: beat you. And then like he'll be like, well, I

817
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: guess I didn't ask her, and then like about the

818
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 1: taping and it's like, no, you didn't ask her about

819
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 1: like any for audition. Yeah, And I think at least

820
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 1: they're like for different roles and it's like you're playing tennis,

821
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 1: it's always literally just like oh what did you do?

822
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 1: Like hit? And so she finally gets this friend's gig

823
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: and already like grumpy he's there and it's like she's

824
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 1: been there for him so many times, and so the

825
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,399
Speaker 1: scene is like actually, like Matt LeBlanc, I think, like lick.

826
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: She has to lick his hand. He's even like goofier.

827
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: It's so clearly comedic, right, and it's just like and

828
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: he's probably been like, oh, yeah, how you do it?

829
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:31,440
Speaker 1: And just like she's licking the hand and he like

830
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: gets up in the middle of the taping. I'm sorry

831
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: if you've ever been to a TV taping. They didn't

832
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 1: call cut now, did they? He storms out again, gets

833
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: in his like cor fead Or whatever. He's like, and

834
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:46,959
Speaker 1: I'm driving. I'm driving and driving, gets to Vegas and

835
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 1: starts here we go, so he's smashing and smashing. He

836
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: gives I take my tennis bag and try to smash

837
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 1: the glass coffee table, but only the rackets shatter. I

838
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: pick up the broken trophies and smash them against the

839
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: walls and then against other things in the house. When

840
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 1: the trophies can't be smashed anymore, I fling myself on

841
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: the couch, which is covered with plaster from the gouged walls.

842
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: Hours later, I opened my eyes. I surveyed the damage

843
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,919
Speaker 1: as if someone else is responsible, and it's true, it

844
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:21,320
Speaker 1: was someone else, the someone who does half the shit

845
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:28,919
Speaker 1: I do. And then like Brook calls and I was like, hey, hey,

846
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,760
Speaker 1: so that was kind of weird when you left. That's

847
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 1: what I don't think you're that part of Andre. No,

848
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: It's like I'm not. It's like just that the sort

849
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: of the physical abuse, and it raises a red flag

850
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 1: and you have to wonder. But it's like, obviously his

851
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,319
Speaker 1: dad raised him to be like so angry and like

852
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,760
Speaker 1: have all this bottled up rage, but it's really bizarre.

853
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: I also like wonder if it's like because he's not

854
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: even like I mean, I also think the underlying storyline

855
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 1: is there is that him and Brooklyn weren't happy in

856
00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: their relationship. Yeah, it's like he never they have the

857
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 1: first year where they're like really they bond over having

858
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: like crazy parents, Yeah, and then it just kind of

859
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: gets distant and they just It's also that thing where

860
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: like I mean, I said, like when you're a tennis

861
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,360
Speaker 1: is like random and boring, So it's just like you

862
00:47:15,440 --> 00:47:17,879
Speaker 1: kind of do need to date another tennis star. No,

863
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: it's so perfect and this leads us to my biggest takeaway.

864
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: At the end of the book, he ends up marrying

865
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 1: for the love of his life, stephie Graff. Stephie Graff

866
00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:28,720
Speaker 1: sounds like the most boring person to ever live, No, truly,

867
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,840
Speaker 1: and like he's all whenever he describes her, it's like, okay,

868
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 1: so she is zero personality. Well, she's like just like

869
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: German people are famously have like no sense of whom

870
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: you are. Like also just like she just she looks

871
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 1: so fucking Germanic, Like she's the she's the most like

872
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: stern wide jaw, Like yeah, not to Tredre, but I'm

873
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,359
Speaker 1: just like she looks like the hugest lesbian on earth,

874
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,840
Speaker 1: for like a massive nose and like big jaw and

875
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: like the whole book. It's like there's all these like

876
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 1: sort of like hints that Stephie he likes to forceave

877
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:07,520
Speaker 1: and like there's a scene where Brookshields, like has she

878
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 1: comes over to her house, her like rented apartment whatever.

879
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: While she's like shooting something in La she has a

880
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: cutout from a magazine of Steffi Graf on her fridge

881
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: and shell box her goal weight. She's like, this is

882
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: what I want to be, just like she's so nineties

883
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,840
Speaker 1: to also be like Steffi graph goal Weight. It's like Brookshields,

884
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: who is like six feet tall, gorgeous, one of the

885
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:31,440
Speaker 1: most beautiful people ever. I mean, I do that. Brookshields

886
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,879
Speaker 1: is very beautiful, like a Boston way. I will say,

887
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: she likes beautiful. She's she's back Bay Boston beautiful, back babe,

888
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 1: beautiful baby beautiful, like her leaving the coffee and a

889
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: police like heaving to coach Sie like waspy pinched nose,

890
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:54,279
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, you know she does have like the

891
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 1: dark brows, which is like shoulders. I mean, now I'm

892
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: also thinking about it. I'm like, Brookshields kind of has

893
00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: this like lesbian swimmer's body as well, um, just in

894
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: the fact that she's like tall as all hell. So

895
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: my mom is always saying that, like I labeled people

896
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: too much, that they're like gay by their looks, and

897
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're just like yeah, And I was like

898
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 1: in these photos, I was like, I was like, wait,

899
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:34,240
Speaker 1: so sorry, that's stiffy grab again, Team brook segment vibes.

900
00:49:34,520 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: What does she wear? What does she eat? How does

901
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 1: she lave? So we've probably like talked a lot about

902
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: this already in this pod, but what does Agassie wear?

903
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,320
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously he wears tennis clothes, he wears Tannis clothes,

904
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: and right now his style is very just like super

905
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: plain white Nike polo. But what's so insane is I

906
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: was like, ats he wears like a tight pooka shell choker?

907
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 1: What is current? I'll pull it up Google along with me, Um, audience,

908
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:08,279
Speaker 1: maybe you just yeah, he's just like in such a

909
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: like you know, classic salb like blazer, open white shirt

910
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 1: and just like a kind of a tight here you go. Tight. Yeah,

911
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:20,240
Speaker 1: that photo is completely insane. So he's like, I'm actually

912
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 1: still punk because I still wear tight looks like such

913
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 1: a Disney villain, like with with the shaved head, and

914
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,799
Speaker 1: he's just like, so like I know that face now

915
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,560
Speaker 1: with the puka shell he's just like in the Evil

916
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: Vegas Restaurant Manager and he notes it and he's which

917
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: is cool. He's like, oh, people think I know who

918
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: I am now because I dress plainly, but that's not true. Well,

919
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 1: this goes back to I think him being like not

920
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 1: gay but straight, which is like puka shell is I

921
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: think the ultimate like like weird accessory that you get

922
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 1: called a fagot four, but you don't actually wear unless

923
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 1: you are straight, right, And I think his style back

924
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: then of like the acid wash and the crazy polos,

925
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 1: that's still just being like eighties and like a funky guy. Yeah,

926
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:04,759
Speaker 1: and that was span Con like at the end of

927
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 1: the day. Um so how does he eat? I mean,

928
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:12,640
Speaker 1: I think, as we said, he loves like a veal scalopini.

929
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 1: He loves like Steffi Graf to have a bubbling lasagna

930
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: on the table. Yeah, he's rolling up on a bad

931
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,840
Speaker 1: day at the Agacy Academy to Taco Bell. He's getting

932
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,319
Speaker 1: like six chuloopas then going to Wendy's and getting like

933
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: seven spicy chickens, like washing it down with a diet doctor.

934
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 1: Let's just say he's the opposite of that fag at

935
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 1: Tom Brady who owns he's what he wants, but he

936
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,080
Speaker 1: burns it off. Yeah, and I'm sure he's also very

937
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,320
Speaker 1: like dab. He like has just like a balsamic salad

938
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: for lunch. And maybe he is a little your diet

939
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 1: kind of like nothing big dinner. Well, or maybe he's

940
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: like so celebrating. He's just like in like a whatever,

941
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 1: like a Dasani meeting and like some some Laura and

942
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: it's like salads for everyone, and then I can't taker

943
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 1: orders and he's just like I'll have the girl check out, right,

944
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: and then it's like and then there's a business dinner

945
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: or he's like like luck Companella del Troteria asteria, and

946
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: like obviously he has a sweet tooth because he's like

947
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: downing so much dessert, but it's so much like sticky tuffee.

948
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: Oh how does he live? How does he live? Just

949
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:21,240
Speaker 1: very eighties teen who just like got too much money

950
00:52:21,239 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: as a teen. Yeah, I feel like his earliers was

951
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: like super richy rich, just like big leather couch as

952
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,919
Speaker 1: we said, like huge. I mean that glass coffee table

953
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: that he smashes. I can really picture it. It's got

954
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: that brass X under it, you know what I mean, big, big,

955
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: big brass, and everything is like Italian leather, and it's

956
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:43,959
Speaker 1: like so many signature air hockey tables and many neo

957
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 1: classical I want to say, like, it's weird that he

958
00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 1: says that thing about how he wanted a rambling farmhouse,

959
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: because I feel that's kind of styles so not farmhouse.

960
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 1: I think that he learned that term like later in

961
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:55,200
Speaker 1: life as he was writing the book and was just

962
00:52:55,280 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: like kind of revisionist history sizing, like that divide where

963
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: he was like so true, I didn't want her like

964
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: cheesy like big French handles. And I feel like he

965
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 1: talks about him and Stephanie like when into a bunch

966
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 1: of different like furniture places. I feel like their house

967
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 1: is like he still probably has like a super eighties

968
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: screening room, but their central like big lounge space is

969
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 1: just like kind of bland, big couch. Yeah. Well, I

970
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 1: mean German interior design is just like really weird. And

971
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 1: it's also like I think there's a lot of like

972
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,080
Speaker 1: leather in it, but everything's like a weird color, so

973
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of leather is in their home. Okay,

974
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:37,960
Speaker 1: who are you in a book? Okay? I think kind

975
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,720
Speaker 1: of I'm a mix of. I think I'm a little

976
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:43,360
Speaker 1: brad You're leaving the dinner table to go get But

977
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I was just so obsessed with

978
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:49,799
Speaker 1: that scene that like I liked that. I mean, I'm

979
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,760
Speaker 1: also not brad because like I'm not ordering chicken separately

980
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 1: from malls. Yeah, you're like maybe, Actually, okay, I'm gonna

981
00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: say it. I'm the cool pastor. Yeah yeah, like who

982
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 1: turned my cook? He becomes a stand up. I'm a

983
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:08,279
Speaker 1: pastor turned stand up. Yeah, you absolutely are. Oh wait

984
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: that okay. The stand up reminds me of a Just

985
00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:12,359
Speaker 1: to go back for a second, but there's a scene

986
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: in the book where he's really hung over because he

987
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 1: went out drinking with John McEnroe and Tatum O'Neil and

988
00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 1: Hawaii one night. Yeah, and he asked this tournament and

989
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:24,000
Speaker 1: he's like, I was so fucking like hung over and

990
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 1: like I just like didn't even try, didn't think I

991
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,840
Speaker 1: was gonna play well. And then he does really well

992
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's literally so true. With stand up,

993
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: it's like if you don't if you think you're overthinking,

994
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: and then it's like you go and don't care. Then

995
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: you can be just with your body and with your jokes,

996
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,839
Speaker 1: not this like yeah, tied up. And he always says

997
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 1: like there's two ways of playing and like you can switch.

998
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:48,200
Speaker 1: It's it's like when there's no pressure, you didn't really

999
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: well when it's a fucking like when it's like some

1000
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: random girl in Brooklyn, it's like it's a reading on

1001
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,400
Speaker 1: a rooftop and you're just like, well, this is not

1002
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 1: a comedy show. I don't care. I'm not trying to

1003
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 1: press anyone. And then you kill you slay. And then

1004
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 1: when you're like doing someone you really respects show and

1005
00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 1: then you like climb up and stagents with awkward and

1006
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh, like I like that one joke. When

1007
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 1: they like pick that one jime, you're like, kill me.

1008
00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: I'm ordering an uber like and then you're going home

1009
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 1: and you're smashing your class and I've done that. I

1010
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 1: have one more kind of closing, super sad note to

1011
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: end on about Brooks, Shields and Kenneth. This is fun

1012
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 1: nineties five Toys B Sides maybe, So you know when

1013
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: Brooke Um goes to David Strickland's house and who is

1014
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: her co star who played like the kind of like

1015
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 1: funny Chandler type on Suddy Susan? Is this in the

1016
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:44,600
Speaker 1: book this book TV Friends, TV Friends, Brooke Um and

1017
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: Andre go to her Someddy Susan co star's house and

1018
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,880
Speaker 1: like Georgia and Andre feels like super lift out because

1019
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: like they're like always riffing in their characters and they're

1020
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 1: always like laughing and being like I'm sorry, we're like

1021
00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 1: talking to our characters. I mean, but the thing that's

1022
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: like he's being a baby, but like being that sounds

1023
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 1: and I would actually want to kill myself. So you

1024
00:56:04,760 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 1: know that guy committed suicide, Oh Lily, that's so dark, okay,

1025
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:12,799
Speaker 1: And it's it happened in ninety nine, and the way

1026
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 1: he commits suicide is crazy. He flew to Vegas with

1027
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: Andy Dick and got a bunch of prostitutes and then

1028
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 1: hung himself in his hotel room. And he was found

1029
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:30,479
Speaker 1: by a private investigator hired by Brookshields because he didn't

1030
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 1: show up for a court date. This is nineteen ninety

1031
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,560
Speaker 1: nine when did Brooke and it was around at the

1032
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,359
Speaker 1: same time, and it's like that is so fucking dark.

1033
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: Contres out here at the Australia to who Hall, She's

1034
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:45,760
Speaker 1: hiring a pi and it's like of Court and it's like, okay,

1035
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: randomly Andy I mean and is like the darkest every

1036
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:54,840
Speaker 1: day person of death fear, like every day I wake

1037
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:58,480
Speaker 1: up like teeth chattering, bone chilling fear that I will

1038
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 1: become Andy Deck. And I was like, oh this, I

1039
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 1: was closet and I look him up and he was

1040
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:06,200
Speaker 1: randomly engaged at the time to Tiffany and Berthson. Whoa,

1041
00:57:06,560 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 1: this goes so deep. Yeah, darkness this book doesn't get

1042
00:57:09,440 --> 00:57:13,240
Speaker 1: into because also remember how Andrea's sister Rita get married

1043
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,880
Speaker 1: that ancer. But like Mary's this guy Pancho Gonzalez who

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Speaker 1: was like a famous like Mexican tennis star and then

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Speaker 1: but he was like weirdly abusive and then they were

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Speaker 1: estranged and then like he died of stomach cancer really early,

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Speaker 1: and Andre paid for his funeral. But like no one went,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, I blocked that one out. Yeah, well, I

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Speaker 1: don't think that was all mentioned in the book. I

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Speaker 1: think was kind of like briefly went over and then

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Speaker 1: like if you did a little wiki you could see

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Speaker 1: the rest of it. But yeah, there's like other darkness

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Speaker 1: really with them, which I think makes a lot of

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Speaker 1: sense for Vegas. Yes, it's like it's always it's all dark.

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Speaker 1: So I feel like when we went to Vegas, which

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Speaker 1: was such an amazing weekend, we stayed one day later

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Speaker 1: than everyone else in our group, and it was very like, yeah,

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00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: like it gets you dark when you stay that one day,

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00:57:57,800 --> 00:58:00,520
Speaker 1: but we all we also won eighty in that Blake

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00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: Shelton slap. Oh no, I'm not saying I regret. Yeah,

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00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 1: it was like the best day of my life. I

1062
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: want eighty dollars on a bulak shell and saw machine.

1063
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 1: And then we went to Momofuku with that money. Yeah,

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00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:11,760
Speaker 1: and we saw a ment a mentalist. I'm just saying,

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00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,400
Speaker 1: like I got like you see you know, you see

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Speaker 1: the underbelly, Oh for sure, real dak, real fast, for sure.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of like just like generally like sexy times and darkness.

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Speaker 1: The next book We're gonna do is No Left Garden

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00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 1: Duty by Janice Dickenson, supermodel, the world's first um so

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00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: gotta you know her from Antmum and other sort of

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00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 1: reality shows of reality shows, but also from the cover

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00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 1: of Cosmo magazine and nineteen seventy Good nineteen seventy nine. Um,

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00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,479
Speaker 1: she is a real fab lady and she's got a

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Speaker 1: crazy rollercoast of her life that we're gonna dig into.

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00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so strapping and rockles stick around for more

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00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 1: gossip or more martinis, more celebrities and more well us

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00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 1: so turn the page all right, um yeah, but like

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Speaker 1: Beast of Luck, literally never hang out with any deck

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00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: you will die really good advice. Thanks, um okay baas.

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