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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand. I know when we're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about and I'm tired of these stupid hippies ruining everything.

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Speaker 1: What now the Jewel Show? It's the text We just

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Speaker 1: got in at four one oh six one because one

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Speaker 1: of the world's most famous and historic restaurants is making

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Speaker 1: a huge change to its menu, and it's got a

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Speaker 1: lot of people very happy and also a lot of

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Speaker 1: people very upset. People get upset when any change is

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Speaker 1: made to their favorite restaurants menu, especially if it ends

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Speaker 1: up being a healthy option at a not healthy place,

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Speaker 1: like with the Cracker Barrel, the diner chain, people got

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Speaker 1: really mad when they added a vegan option to their menu.

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Speaker 1: People went crazy. They're like, what are you doing messing

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Speaker 1: up the Cracker Barrel? We don't want any road bike

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Speaker 1: and hippies pulling up here on a Saturday afternoon to

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Speaker 1: have some sort of bottomless but most of brunch and

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Speaker 1: cry about their feelings, doesn't the Cracker Barrel. Well, there's

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Speaker 1: a new restaurant chain that people are upset at because

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Speaker 1: it has added a vegan option to the menu. Panda Express.

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Speaker 1: Oh when you think of Panda Express, what do you

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Speaker 1: think of Trump Cocktails? Of course chicken. Everybody thinks of

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Speaker 1: orange chicken. Yes, of course this song by designer Panda

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Speaker 1: what everybody thinks that when they think of Panda Expressed. Now,

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Speaker 1: Alex and I are married, if you didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: So we get dinner a lot together, and we get

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Speaker 1: Panda Expressed quite a bit, And whenever I'm going to

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Speaker 1: Panda Express, I usually pull up this song and put

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Speaker 1: it on just for funzies by myself. Everybody loves the

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Speaker 1: orange chicken at Panda Express. Well, they're adding to their

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Speaker 1: menu now, something that some people are excited about, some

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Speaker 1: people are not happy about at all. They're adding beyond

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Speaker 1: meat orange chicken what to their menu. So I'm so

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Speaker 1: excited for this chicken meat. I'm definitely ordering this beyond

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Speaker 1: what When does it come out? The beyond meat orange

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Speaker 1: chicken is going to be available for a limited time

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Speaker 1: at all twenty three hundred locations, limited time, limited time.

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Speaker 1: Well that doesn't even make sense, Like I'm not even

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Speaker 1: happy about this anymore. I also had Panda Expressed at

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Speaker 1: five o'clock this morning. Why are you even Panda five

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Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, Because Alex and Jack's Alex's son,

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Speaker 1: my stepson hadn't Panda Expressed while I was at the

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Speaker 1: emergency room all night until five in the morning, and

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Speaker 1: they left it out on the counter and I got

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Speaker 1: home and I was hungry because I've been in the

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Speaker 1: emergency room all night, and I was like, ooh, Panda Express,

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Speaker 1: this is fun. So I to pand Express for breakfast.

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Speaker 1: I haven't slept since I left the studio yesterday because

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Speaker 1: of I think my stomach issues. I'm not really sure.

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Speaker 1: You were there for almost eight hours before you got seen. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just waiting, waiting. I dropped him off at APM. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but he did not go back there until three am,

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Speaker 1: a well three something this morning. I finally got in

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Speaker 1: to see the doctor. See the doctor. So yesterday when

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Speaker 1: I left the studio, I was like, man, I need

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Speaker 1: to go to the emergency room for this because I'm

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Speaker 1: losing a lot of blood. Yeah, so that's not literally

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Speaker 1: coming out of the backside. De yeahs like hello, that's

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Speaker 1: been very serious, right, and he's been dealing with it

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Speaker 1: for a while. I have digestive issues. I have a

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Speaker 1: lot of issues with that area. But I also have

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Speaker 1: not been productive about going to the doctor, and I've

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Speaker 1: had hemorrhoids. I've had an ulcer before that you can

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Speaker 1: avoid and like get fixed and get better. I know

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Speaker 1: we joke a lot on this show, but in all seriousness,

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Speaker 1: are you scared of the doctor? No? Why are you

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Speaker 1: avoiding it? Then don't go to the doctor. I mean

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Speaker 1: I used to be bad about it, but it was

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Speaker 1: because I was anxious, and then I finally got over it,

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Speaker 1: and now I feel better every time I go because

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Speaker 1: they made me feel me for sure. But Victoria, do

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Speaker 1: you know what a hamrhid is? No, I'm sorry. Okay.

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Speaker 1: The first time that I got a hard I was

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Speaker 1: eighteen because I pushed out a baby. Yeah, so what

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Speaker 1: it's like, It's like it's like batty tissue that comes

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Speaker 1: out of your bumhole. It's like your drive and it's

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Speaker 1: not bloody, but it hurts and itchesn't it stings and

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Speaker 1: it's painful? Is that always coming? Whoa? Okay? So I've

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Speaker 1: always had the issue with a little bit of a

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Speaker 1: little bit of blood right like, And but there's normal,

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Speaker 1: that's normal. That's not a little bit. A little bit

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Speaker 1: is fine? They they told me on the merger room.

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Speaker 1: A little bit as fine. It's in a blue moon

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Speaker 1: yesterday though. It was so bad, I was like, whoa,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I have any blood left in

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Speaker 1: my body at So then I called like the nurse

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Speaker 1: and they're like, yeah, the way it sounds, you should

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Speaker 1: probably go in. I don't show anybody the Devil's cave

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Speaker 1: except for me when I look at it to trip

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Speaker 1: out a little bit because it's weird looking. And I

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Speaker 1: showed Alex the Devil's Cave the other day. I wasn't prepared,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, to show me because like, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: So I was like, are you sure? Are you sure

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Speaker 1: you want to see? You dummy, just let me see.

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Speaker 1: Like I've seen something like hello, I've had hemorrhoids and

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Speaker 1: stuff like, I've gone through it before. So I was like, um, anyways,

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Speaker 1: I can handle it, even if it's bad, I can

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Speaker 1: handle it. I couldn't handle it. I was like, and

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Speaker 1: I just turned because I was like, I couldn't even

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Speaker 1: look at it. So it looked like some of like

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Speaker 1: fatty tissue was coming out. It looked like like at

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Speaker 1: least the size of a half dollar. We're all gonna

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Speaker 1: need to take the day of happier. Would you be

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Speaker 1: that my thumb hoole gave you guys a day. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was like, this is not gonna be pretty. So

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Speaker 1: then I went to the emergency room. I waited there

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Speaker 1: for seven hours a most until I finally got in

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Speaker 1: to see a doctor. The worst part is though, that

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Speaker 1: I had waited so long that the show was over

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Speaker 1: like seven hours later. Like I was like, well, I

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Speaker 1: don't see anything, and I'm like, trust me, dude, before

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Speaker 1: you should have it was a train. No, because then

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Speaker 1: he showed me. Yeah, it's like that saying if a

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Speaker 1: tree falls in the woods and no one's around to

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Speaker 1: hear it. Now I'm looking at the doctor like he

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Speaker 1: thinks I made it up just because I wanted somebody

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Speaker 1: to touch my bump. He said, I've got great red

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Speaker 1: blood cell account. He actually told me that I could

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Speaker 1: lose a lot more blood and still we find good

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Speaker 1: to go. Yeah, but he gave me a number for

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Speaker 1: like a surgeon to see if I can get him

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Speaker 1: rubber banded off. It's rubber band Yeah, it's like they're

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Speaker 1: gonna bread my hemorrhoids. I guess. So anyway, Panda Express

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Speaker 1: has got there beyond and that's exciting. In four six one,

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Speaker 1: how do you feel about that The Jebel Show on

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Speaker 1: demand