1 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:11,559 Speaker 1: You don't world up, would you? It's not tell you 2 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: my tzillion pieces? 3 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 2: Would you do? 4 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 3: Bananas movie banana bana banana ba bananas? 5 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: Bananas bananas. 6 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 2: Hi, Scottie, Hey, Kurt, Welcome, Welcome back to another bananas Minniesota. 7 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 2: How are you? 8 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: I'm great? 9 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:41,560 Speaker 2: You know, I good. 10 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 3: I'm in the Christmas spirit, in the Holidays spirit. I uh, 11 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 3: I don't know if I mentioned it here how much 12 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 3: I've been into Yankee candles, but you can getting a 13 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,960 Speaker 3: lot of Christmas Yankee candles. 14 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:56,840 Speaker 2: Uh. 15 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:01,000 Speaker 3: And I literally light a candle every day now and 16 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 3: I love it. I love the smell and Christmas music's 17 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:06,199 Speaker 3: on NonStop because it's a we have a three year old, 18 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:10,559 Speaker 3: and it's just so much fun. It's so much fun 19 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:12,800 Speaker 3: to do Christmas shit. And also it has been the 20 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,680 Speaker 3: only thing to look forward to, yeah, for so long. 21 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 3: It's like throwing everything into it. 22 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to. I always thought like Yankee candles 23 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,560 Speaker 2: were like having a little Midwestern housewife sitting on your toilet. 24 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:27,400 Speaker 2: I always thought it was just like a It's like 25 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 2: a little sweet thing that's just like I'm gonna make 26 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:33,480 Speaker 2: everybody happy and content in my own way. Don't mind me. 27 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 2: Can I get you anything? 28 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 3: And she's sitting on the toilet like, well, yeah, the 29 00:01:38,360 --> 00:01:40,479 Speaker 3: shit is making everybody's so happy. 30 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,640 Speaker 2: I meant on the toilet tank, but yes she could 31 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 2: also yeah. Sorry, So she's. 32 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,840 Speaker 3: Doing nupper decker and making everybody happy. 33 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 2: When you go to U Mass, I went to U Mass. 34 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:57,960 Speaker 2: The Yankee candle factory like headquarters is about five miles 35 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,680 Speaker 2: north of the school, and so when your parents come 36 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 2: to visit, that is the main Like if you don't 37 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 2: know what to do with your parents, It's like you 38 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 2: eat three meals a day, and then you go and 39 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:09,920 Speaker 2: do that, and it's every scent. It's every single cent 40 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,240 Speaker 2: that they have make or that's available in every size, 41 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 2: and you find yourself picking up every jar and smelling it. 42 00:02:16,480 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 2: So it's crazy and you look around in it's five 43 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,080 Speaker 2: hundred people smelling everything. But then I noticed I was 44 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:26,800 Speaker 2: just picking up anything and smelling it, like pencils, napkins, 45 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,400 Speaker 2: like anything that they also saw that wasn't a candle. 46 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 2: You just find and then you look around like I saw, 47 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 2: if I'm lying, I'm dying, you could strike me down 48 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 2: with lightning. I saw a woman get her credit card 49 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:38,639 Speaker 2: back go to smell it. Realized what she was doing 50 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,520 Speaker 2: and put it right back in her pocket. A people 51 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:42,919 Speaker 2: up in mass know what I'm talking about. 52 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 3: I love I've always been obsessed with scientists who make smells, 53 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:51,800 Speaker 3: smells and tastes, and smells and tastes scientists are I 54 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,359 Speaker 3: think that that must be. I'm sure it's in reality, 55 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 3: you know, just like any other job. But to me, 56 00:02:56,639 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 3: that seems like such an excitingly awesome job to work 57 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:05,520 Speaker 3: in a big factory, science factory, just making new tastes, 58 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:06,000 Speaker 3: you know. 59 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh, I love that idea. 60 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 3: And also I want to see all of the failed sense, 61 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 3: all of the failed tastes. You know that we need 62 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,239 Speaker 3: to get on this show. Is we need to get 63 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:19,519 Speaker 3: like a scent scientist or a taste scientist. 64 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:20,799 Speaker 2: I love that idea. 65 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,360 Speaker 1: I don't even know what they're fucking called. 66 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,960 Speaker 2: No, I don't know if they're called anything, I think, 67 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 2: but that's great. I would love to know like failed 68 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 2: if any of you are in product design, yeah, that 69 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 2: has to do with smell or taste for any company. Well, 70 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 2: we'll even name you anonymously, we'll go off the record. 71 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 2: But I just want to know failed sense, failed tastes. 72 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 2: Like for years I heard Coke was coming out with 73 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 2: chocolate coke because vanilla coke did so well like Coca cola. Yeah, 74 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,240 Speaker 2: and I heard that ten years ago and I'm like, 75 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,080 Speaker 2: it seems like you could make it. Yeah, it never did. 76 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,440 Speaker 3: You know where it probably came out is Grand Rapids. 77 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 3: Grand Rapids, Michigan for some reason, because of the I 78 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 3: don't know, like of like wealth and uh and races 79 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 3: and like socioeconomic levels, they are considered like the perfect 80 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 3: test market. 81 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: I have a bunch of family and Grand Rapids missions. 82 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 2: Oh cool. 83 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 3: And I would go there for the summers as a 84 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,320 Speaker 3: kid to like visit my dad, and like you would 85 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 3: see flavors of Dorito's and shit that never came anywhere 86 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 3: else that like died in Grand Rapids. Oh yeah, so 87 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,280 Speaker 3: I bet you people ask the Rapids now and all. 88 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,160 Speaker 1: Right, I got a great story. 89 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 3: Oh before I get into the story, Yes we got 90 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 3: we got a big announcement. 91 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,200 Speaker 2: We do have a huge announcement. 92 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:42,279 Speaker 3: We're doing our first live show. Yes, it's virtual, virtual 93 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:46,920 Speaker 3: live show. You are all invited no matter what we 94 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:52,279 Speaker 3: join us. You can watch Bananas live from your living 95 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 3: room or wherever you want to watch it. Yeah, your bedroom, 96 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 3: your car, wherever you want to stream us. We're going 97 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,159 Speaker 3: to do our first live show. 98 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 2: It's going to be freaking great, but it's also gonna 99 00:05:02,839 --> 00:05:05,719 Speaker 2: be sort of a contained, a very contained version of 100 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,839 Speaker 2: what we're eventually going to tour on the road. 101 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:13,719 Speaker 3: Yeah, minus the minus the Wavy. 102 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:17,039 Speaker 2: Guys Fan Guys Fan Betty Cannons and brass Bands and 103 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 2: all the other weird crap will have. It's gonna be 104 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 2: February sixth. 105 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:25,040 Speaker 3: February six, six pm Pacific, nine pm Eastern. 106 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 1: It's just gonna be. There's gonna be three levels of tickets. 107 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 3: You can just come and watch a show, or you 108 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 3: can come watch a show and do a post show 109 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 3: hang We'll have some drink, yes, Or you can come 110 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,800 Speaker 3: to a pre show Q and A and then the 111 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:39,520 Speaker 3: show and then the post show hang. 112 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 1: Up to you how you want to do it. 113 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 3: We'll have a link up on the Instagram asap. 114 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,280 Speaker 1: Hopefully it's already there. 115 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:51,200 Speaker 2: I'm gonna be laughing and laughing and laughing. Also, I'm 116 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 2: gonna like the week or two leading up to it, 117 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:58,040 Speaker 2: probably around February first, I'm going to just start putting 118 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:01,280 Speaker 2: things on our Instagram. I'm going to give people options 119 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 2: of what I'm gonna wear during live stream, what I'm 120 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,520 Speaker 2: going to drink during the live stream, and other dumb stuff. 121 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,720 Speaker 2: I'll think of other things in the time being, but yeah, 122 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,000 Speaker 2: I want the audience, I want the ban animals to 123 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,960 Speaker 2: basically choose my night, and then I'm going to fully 124 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,720 Speaker 2: commit to it until I fall over. 125 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,640 Speaker 3: I am committing to it as well. You can choose 126 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,760 Speaker 3: what I wear and drink. 127 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:27,800 Speaker 2: Love love commitment many so. So this is you know 128 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:31,280 Speaker 2: where we read the bananimals stories that you send in 129 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 2: your Banana stories, and then you know we riffed all 130 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:34,560 Speaker 2: gone out a little bit. 131 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, I got one. I don't even have a story 132 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,600 Speaker 3: connected to this. I just love this school so much. 133 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,840 Speaker 1: This one comes. 134 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:47,440 Speaker 3: To us from Stephanie Renee one one ookie. She says, So, 135 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:50,120 Speaker 3: my husband is a band director, and twice a year 136 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 3: we go to San Antonio, Texas for band director conventions. 137 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 3: Already a bunch of questions though a band director. 138 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:01,479 Speaker 1: Is all right. 139 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 3: We always stay at the Manger Hotel. Apparently Teddy Roosevelt 140 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 3: haunts the bar, but I've never seen him. Well, the 141 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,120 Speaker 3: Manger is absolutely fabulous and worth staying at. But the 142 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 3: walls are thin and you can hear everything. Why I 143 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 3: was easily woken at three am when a neighboring band 144 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 3: director and two women he had brought in were raucously 145 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 3: going at it. This might have been enough to keep 146 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 3: me awake, but what really sealed the deal was the 147 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:32,200 Speaker 3: man repeating in rhythm no less, the safe word is bananas. 148 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 2: WHOA cool? 149 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,280 Speaker 3: I took a couple of minutes to make sure it 150 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:42,240 Speaker 3: was actually happening because my brain wasn't making any sense 151 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 3: of it. 152 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: My husband sleeps through everything, so I shake him awake. 153 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 3: He confirms the bananas happenings before pounding on the door 154 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 3: and screen bananas go to sleep at. 155 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: The top of his lungs. 156 00:07:53,200 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 3: I never saw the guy's face despite trying so hard 157 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 3: to linger around the door. The next day, my husband 158 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,080 Speaker 3: and I did get accused of being the bananas people 159 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,080 Speaker 3: by some other neighbors, which was awkward. 160 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,280 Speaker 1: I will stay at. 161 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 3: The manger when I can, and will always be on 162 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,320 Speaker 3: the lookout for Teddy Roosevelt. 163 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,720 Speaker 1: Anyway, that's my banana story. 164 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,560 Speaker 3: I'm a high school art teacher and listen to you 165 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 3: guys whenever I can because it always cheers me up. 166 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,000 Speaker 1: Thank you for all you do well. 167 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you, fun Man, fun one, It's a 168 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:20,640 Speaker 3: great one. 169 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 2: Hotel sex through the wall is like a cliche, but 170 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 2: yet it happens all the time, and it's funny every 171 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 2: single time, and when it happens to you, like I 172 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:33,880 Speaker 2: don't get mad about it. I'm just like, it's it's fine. 173 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 1: That's also I get it, you know. 174 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,200 Speaker 3: I mean, like it's kind of the first thing you 175 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:42,520 Speaker 3: want to do if you're on vacation, yes, with your 176 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:46,040 Speaker 3: partner and you like walk in. It's just like here's 177 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 3: a bed, it's luxury time, you feel excited. 178 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:52,120 Speaker 1: It's like the best time to have sex. I get it. 179 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 3: And everyone's safe where it should be. Bananas, that's a 180 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:56,760 Speaker 3: really good one. 181 00:08:56,880 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, oh gosh, I used to. One time 182 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,439 Speaker 2: I was doing a show in Vancouver and we had 183 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,760 Speaker 2: a safe word joke and then the network, it was Netflix, 184 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 2: didn't like any of our safe words, Like you know, 185 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,560 Speaker 2: we're just writing stuff like bananas, I know what we 186 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:13,320 Speaker 2: and they were like I was a showrunner, but the 187 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,800 Speaker 2: other three writers we just made a list of words, 188 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:17,840 Speaker 2: like literally just wrote a list of like you know, 189 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:21,960 Speaker 2: umbrella or like we were doing joking ones to like 190 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,719 Speaker 2: the safe word with safe word, which could have worked well. 191 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,480 Speaker 3: Also, why not Why isn't every safe word safe word? 192 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:29,720 Speaker 3: It's easy to remember and it says what it is. 193 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, and they wanted us. They were like, these aren't 194 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,959 Speaker 2: funny enough, and it wasn't supposed to be a big joke. 195 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 2: It was just like in the scene of Dominicetrix. Well, 196 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,880 Speaker 2: I'll just give you the description. So the show was 197 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:42,000 Speaker 2: a survival show called green Brey's Guy Just Surviving the Apocalypse, 198 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:46,400 Speaker 2: where an actual Green Beret would have an apocalyptic event 199 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,559 Speaker 2: like a pandemic, for example, or a solar flare or 200 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,600 Speaker 2: super volcano, and in every episode that would happen, and 201 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,880 Speaker 2: then he would in the script do exactly what he 202 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:59,280 Speaker 2: would really do to survive. It was a very fun show. 203 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:03,080 Speaker 2: It got show because part of survival is shooting people, 204 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:08,800 Speaker 2: and in the pilot he shoots somebody for their motorcycle 205 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:13,640 Speaker 2: to survive a giant nuclear war. And Flix was like, 206 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:18,800 Speaker 2: we're not going to show somebody getting shot unless they're 207 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:22,120 Speaker 2: like a bad person, and we were like yes. But 208 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,599 Speaker 2: the whole time they kept saying we want this authentic, 209 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:27,959 Speaker 2: like we want this to be educational, like Doggy Dog 210 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,840 Speaker 2: into the World's Mad Max style what would a green 211 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:31,240 Speaker 2: burak do? 212 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:33,120 Speaker 3: And then they told the direction and then they kill 213 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,560 Speaker 3: it because that's it's too much that. 214 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,400 Speaker 2: So the episode was about a giant earthquake and then 215 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:42,560 Speaker 2: a tsunami. It was called Big Ones and basically, the 216 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,560 Speaker 2: worst building you can be in during a giant earthquake 217 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:47,280 Speaker 2: is a brick building because they pull apart. So our actor, 218 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,640 Speaker 2: our character is Sean, is in a brick building and 219 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:52,760 Speaker 2: he is saying that he went to a therapist and 220 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,520 Speaker 2: the therapist says that you need to try new things. 221 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,960 Speaker 2: So he hired a dominatrix. So when we open on Shawn, 222 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,920 Speaker 2: he's in like a leather outfit with a ballgag. He 223 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:04,440 Speaker 2: is chained to a bed and she comes over to 224 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,719 Speaker 2: shock him or light him on fire, do like fireplay 225 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:10,360 Speaker 2: or edge play or something. And he needed to say 226 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,080 Speaker 2: the safe word right then, so he spits out the 227 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:15,960 Speaker 2: ballgagg and the one they landed on was banjo. They 228 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:20,160 Speaker 2: thought banjo was the funniest word. So he's going banjo banjo, 229 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:23,800 Speaker 2: and the executives are standing by the monitors like laughing. 230 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 2: I've never seen anybody laugh on a set like this. 231 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:31,160 Speaker 2: To them, they just thought banjo was the funniest word, 232 00:11:31,240 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 2: and we were like, okay, So he spits it out, 233 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,480 Speaker 2: the earthquake hits, the Dominatrix is thrown out the window, 234 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:42,160 Speaker 2: and then he's hit by a tsunami and goes out 235 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:46,280 Speaker 2: to see who wouldn't want to watch this episode of television. Yeah, 236 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:51,000 Speaker 2: this is fun survives but yeah banjo. So now whenever 237 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:53,280 Speaker 2: anybody says safe word, I guess in the future, if 238 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,160 Speaker 2: I ever get my kink on, I'm going banjo the 239 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 2: whole way. 240 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,440 Speaker 3: Go banjo, because you know it's our It still can 241 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 3: be used, still up for play. 242 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, that show got shoved. It happens sometimes. 243 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,400 Speaker 1: Give me one Scottie. 244 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,720 Speaker 2: Okay, this is from ash This one she sent to 245 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:12,040 Speaker 2: me a few months ago on the bananas phone two 246 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,840 Speaker 2: one three two one four seven nine seven to four 247 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,720 Speaker 2: Call me sometime. Thank you, ash So. Hi, do you 248 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:21,640 Speaker 2: want to hear about the time my mom rode a 249 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:24,720 Speaker 2: horse into a bar on a bet yep? I wrote back, 250 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:31,480 Speaker 2: Yes I do. Scene rural southeastern Ohio. At some point 251 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:34,640 Speaker 2: in the nineteen seventies, the bar was called the Merry 252 00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:38,240 Speaker 2: Go Round. Such a good name for a bar, that. 253 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 1: Is such a big good name for a bar. 254 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,760 Speaker 3: And do you remember, did you ever get to go 255 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,160 Speaker 3: to Circus Circus when it still had the rotating bar? 256 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,240 Speaker 2: No, I didn't. They got rid of it. 257 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:51,480 Speaker 1: I went, I got to go. And this was before 258 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:53,240 Speaker 1: it was before. 259 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:59,520 Speaker 3: The movie of of Love, What's in Las Vegas? The 260 00:12:59,559 --> 00:13:03,200 Speaker 3: Hunterston Jan Fear and Loathing, Fear and Loathing, before the 261 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,600 Speaker 3: movie I Fear Loathing came out, but after the of course, 262 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:06,520 Speaker 3: obviously after the book. 263 00:13:06,679 --> 00:13:06,839 Speaker 2: Huh. 264 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,400 Speaker 3: So I read the book and I was like, I 265 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:11,040 Speaker 3: gotta go, and we went and we we didn't stay there. 266 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,160 Speaker 3: We just went in and went to that bar. And 267 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:15,440 Speaker 3: it was much less exciting because it's a it was 268 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:19,320 Speaker 3: like a red rotating bar. And in the book it's 269 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,120 Speaker 3: just like this, Matt. You know, if you're on acid, 270 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,040 Speaker 3: I guess it's very difficult to get on and off 271 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:27,320 Speaker 3: the bar, But in reality it goes incredibly slowly. But 272 00:13:27,559 --> 00:13:31,560 Speaker 3: the level of where the performed, like where the people 273 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:35,160 Speaker 3: would be landing into a net where I could touch 274 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,800 Speaker 3: the net, like it was that low on the casino floor. 275 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:41,040 Speaker 1: Really, it was fucking crazy. It was like it was 276 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:41,600 Speaker 1: so close. 277 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:43,560 Speaker 3: Maybe I couldn't touch it, but it was like, you know, 278 00:13:43,640 --> 00:13:45,559 Speaker 3: I'm a tall person, but I was very close to 279 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,199 Speaker 3: being able to touch the cool. 280 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,600 Speaker 1: Anyway, let's continue with marrying around the bar. 281 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:49,840 Speaker 3: Well. 282 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:53,360 Speaker 2: They also have the Carousel bar in New Orleans at 283 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:57,480 Speaker 2: the Hotel monte Leon, which is it's still there. I 284 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,719 Speaker 2: hope it's still there. I think Truman Capodi was either 285 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,080 Speaker 2: bored in that hotel or lived in it. But you 286 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,839 Speaker 2: it's a slow rotating bar. It's very hard to get 287 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,080 Speaker 2: two seats, Like if you're by yourself, you can wait 288 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,439 Speaker 2: twenty minutes and get one, but if you're like with friends. 289 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:12,200 Speaker 2: But one night I got it and with a buddy 290 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,640 Speaker 2: and we did not get up. We sat and drank, 291 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:17,319 Speaker 2: going in circles. I think it rotates every nineteen minutes 292 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,480 Speaker 2: is a full rotation, so we probably did four hours 293 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:21,320 Speaker 2: of rotations. 294 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,680 Speaker 1: Anyways, that's such a great idea. 295 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:27,960 Speaker 3: Why don all bars rotate rotation cause you're just sitting 296 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,360 Speaker 3: there for a long period of time. To have a 297 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,640 Speaker 3: different view every twenty minutes is so great. 298 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,360 Speaker 2: It's so fun, and then you like people. It just 299 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,840 Speaker 2: makes talking easier to Like we were talking in couples 300 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,240 Speaker 2: on both sides of us that were like, yuys, ever 301 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,280 Speaker 2: been here before, You've ever done this? This is crazy 302 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:44,520 Speaker 2: we've had a lot of you know, salsax Okay the 303 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,640 Speaker 2: bar nineteen seventies in southeastern Ohio. The bar is called 304 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,720 Speaker 2: the Merry Go Round. It was a pretty regular night 305 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,400 Speaker 2: and my mom said she was getting drunk with friends 306 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,320 Speaker 2: when one friend of versus, I have a horse that 307 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,800 Speaker 2: no one can ride. My mom says, buddy, twenty bucks 308 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,360 Speaker 2: and you got twenty bucks, says I can, and you 309 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:03,800 Speaker 2: got a bet. So he takes her back to the 310 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,720 Speaker 2: barn and then goes, well, I can't find the bridle 311 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,600 Speaker 2: that'll fit him, so I guess the BET's off. And 312 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:12,680 Speaker 2: my mother, who is not a quitter, goes, just get 313 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,360 Speaker 2: me some rope and we'll rig it. This is so good. 314 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,000 Speaker 2: So they do, and she gets on and the horse bolts. 315 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:22,280 Speaker 2: She cannot stop him, but she can direct him, so, 316 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,320 Speaker 2: not being able to think of a better place because 317 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,880 Speaker 2: she's hammered, she rides him back into the bar. She 318 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 2: rides him back to the bar and into it, but 319 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,160 Speaker 2: now she's stuck inside the bar and the horse is 320 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:37,880 Speaker 2: freaking out. The owner's yelling at her. For the owner 321 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 2: is yelling at her for riding a horse directly into 322 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 2: the bar. So she gets banned for life makes it 323 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:48,880 Speaker 2: until yeah, of course they're pretty reasonable banning. She gets 324 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:52,320 Speaker 2: banned for life, or until the owner calls her about 325 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,320 Speaker 2: a month later and asks her to come back because 326 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,920 Speaker 2: all the regulars left when she got banned. That's it, 327 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,600 Speaker 2: I mean, that's what you want to be. You want 328 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:04,600 Speaker 2: to commute idiot. Yeah, So she comes back, but she 329 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:09,120 Speaker 2: never got her twenty bucks. I never believed this story 330 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:11,880 Speaker 2: when I was a kid until we met up with 331 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,240 Speaker 2: this dude and she goes, you still owe me twenty 332 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,280 Speaker 2: bucks for that bet, and he goes, you know what 333 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:20,240 Speaker 2: I do. Anyway, She's sixty seven year old, sixty seven 334 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,280 Speaker 2: years old and still raising Hell, thank you for the 335 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,760 Speaker 2: podcast here. This is a nice little, uh little tag. 336 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,720 Speaker 2: So my name's Ashley, my mom's name is Kathy, and 337 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:32,320 Speaker 2: the horse's name was Jocko. She remembers vividly yelling God, 338 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 2: damn it Jocko all the way down the road and 339 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:39,440 Speaker 2: into the bar. Oh, Ashley, thank you so much for 340 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 2: that one. 341 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,320 Speaker 1: That is so great. 342 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,000 Speaker 2: It's so great. God, I love that so much. 343 00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:45,800 Speaker 1: I love that so much. 344 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:50,160 Speaker 3: Also, it's I am always I am utterly fascinated by 345 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:54,600 Speaker 3: horse people, because that don't I don't understand horses as 346 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,480 Speaker 3: an animal. Anytime I interact with a horse, I don't. 347 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,240 Speaker 3: I don't get I don't get it. I don't it. 348 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,960 Speaker 3: I don't understand. I don't see. It's like inherent intelligence. 349 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:07,879 Speaker 3: I don't see. It's like, yeah, emotive capability that people 350 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,080 Speaker 3: that people who connect with horses are like, there is 351 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:15,000 Speaker 3: this beautiful, intelligent animal here, and I'm just like, I 352 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:20,640 Speaker 3: don't know, but I'm fascinated by their ability to. 353 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,000 Speaker 1: Just carry human beings on. 354 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:25,639 Speaker 2: Their back and mind and seemingly enjoy it. Even like 355 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,680 Speaker 2: everybody I know that are horse people, and like, uh, 356 00:17:28,760 --> 00:17:31,240 Speaker 2: I know a decent amount of people that jumped horses 357 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,119 Speaker 2: and did that kind of thing. That's also crazy. I 358 00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:34,520 Speaker 2: don't know if you've ever been to one of the 359 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,800 Speaker 2: horse jumping shows, but like they are higher than you think. 360 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:42,600 Speaker 2: The jumps they're crazy high. I and then it's it's 361 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,800 Speaker 2: kind of a rich person sport. Honestly, It's like one 362 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,480 Speaker 2: of those things where the one time I went to 363 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,880 Speaker 2: the one in Long Beach, I think it was called 364 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 2: the Long Eynes. It's like a world Cup thing. It 365 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:55,400 Speaker 2: was like Michael Bloomberg's daughter, Steven Spielberg's daughter Bruce Springsteen's 366 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,560 Speaker 2: daughter all competing. It is cool that it's men and 367 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 2: women both compete against each other equally. It's like, oh, yeah, 368 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 2: that's pretty amazing. I God, it would make me so 369 00:18:05,119 --> 00:18:08,040 Speaker 2: happy if somebody rode a horse into any bar that 370 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,440 Speaker 2: I was in, Like, if you're. 371 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:13,080 Speaker 3: In a bar and a horse comes in, yes, that's 372 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:15,080 Speaker 3: a real You're never gonna forget that. I'm gonna go 373 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,320 Speaker 3: to that bar. I can't believe people stopped going to 374 00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:20,120 Speaker 3: that bar. I'd be like, let's go to the horse bar. 375 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,720 Speaker 2: I know they should well marry and it's the Merry 376 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,959 Speaker 2: Go Round, so like it should have horses in it, 377 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 2: like it shouldn't. Oh it's so good. 378 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 1: Oh put that together. That's great. 379 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,240 Speaker 2: You remember that bar after Kristen's wedding where we all went, 380 00:18:34,359 --> 00:18:36,000 Speaker 2: like I was the after part. I think it was 381 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,119 Speaker 2: called the Black Bear, but I'm not sure, but I 382 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,600 Speaker 2: do remember, like two weeks later, a bear walked into 383 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,040 Speaker 2: that bar where we had been, and that everybody just 384 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,600 Speaker 2: goes get out of here. You It starts clapping and 385 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,159 Speaker 2: yelling and this bear just turns around and like mosy. 386 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,560 Speaker 2: I would have been like, get into a bucket of beer. 387 00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:53,560 Speaker 2: Let's see what happens. 388 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,119 Speaker 1: It was the wagon wheel. 389 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,600 Speaker 2: The wagon wheel. 390 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:57,680 Speaker 1: It was the wagon wheel. 391 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,400 Speaker 3: It was a good time, like you could walk when 392 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,600 Speaker 3: you walk, like down a half set of stairs. 393 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,920 Speaker 2: Bottom goodness. There was like. 394 00:19:04,119 --> 00:19:07,399 Speaker 3: Gambling like it was a like there was It seemed 395 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,840 Speaker 3: like no gambling was happening, but it was all set 396 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,159 Speaker 3: up for gambling. 397 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:12,080 Speaker 2: Like there was a. 398 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,040 Speaker 3: Poker table that you could play pokrat. There was a 399 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:16,639 Speaker 3: big spinning wheel that I think you could like bet on. 400 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,159 Speaker 3: That was a great place, and I'm pretty sure was 401 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:21,919 Speaker 3: the wagon wheel. I would make sense with black bears. 402 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:22,480 Speaker 1: I have seen. 403 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:26,360 Speaker 3: I've been up close to black bears, and they are 404 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,080 Speaker 3: they're not the They're not the bear that you're like terrified. 405 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 1: Of, do you know what I mean? 406 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, not at all. 407 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just like lumbering along and if you clap 408 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,840 Speaker 3: and yell, they usually walk away. 409 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,960 Speaker 2: I've never been a regular at a bar, and I 410 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:44,480 Speaker 2: don't think I ever want to be. Like I like 411 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,880 Speaker 2: trying different things, but I've never been somebody that walks 412 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:52,920 Speaker 2: in and they're like Scotty. But and you've witnessed this, 413 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,760 Speaker 2: I get recognized a lot for other people that I'm not. 414 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,399 Speaker 2: And I learned very early on just to go with it. 415 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,400 Speaker 2: People like hey Chris, and I'm like, what's up, how 416 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,000 Speaker 2: are you? And it's got me into so many fun situations. 417 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:10,359 Speaker 2: It's got me like there was one night. God, this 418 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,560 Speaker 2: was a long time ago. I think it was in 419 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 2: like two thousand and eight or so, and I was 420 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,760 Speaker 2: just a server and my cousin was like, do you 421 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:20,080 Speaker 2: want to go to my friend's sculpture show. They're these 422 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,640 Speaker 2: German sculptors. This was in New York. I was like, yeah, 423 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,600 Speaker 2: my cousin Emon actually asked me. You've met my cousin 424 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,520 Speaker 2: a couple of times. And so the sculptors are this 425 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:33,439 Speaker 2: German couple named Gregor and Julia, and they were super 426 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,120 Speaker 2: nice and their sculpture were like these blobs that were 427 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:39,159 Speaker 2: sort of shaped like white, almost looked like God, like 428 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,520 Speaker 2: a blob that was just shaped kind of into a 429 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,199 Speaker 2: creature or something. They were lovely, but I couldn't understand 430 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,560 Speaker 2: one where they said because they were German, but they 431 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,720 Speaker 2: learned to speak English in India, so they had a 432 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:57,199 Speaker 2: German Indian English accent. Wow, So I couldn't understand what 433 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,919 Speaker 2: the fuck they were talking about the entire time. At 434 00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:02,320 Speaker 2: some point they're like and I what I'm about to 435 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:05,359 Speaker 2: do will not sound real, but it was something along 436 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:09,919 Speaker 2: the lines of Scott, do you want to go get cocktails? 437 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:15,720 Speaker 2: And I go cocktails, Yes, I'm broke. We go around 438 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,520 Speaker 2: the corner to pass Das. Do you remember that place? 439 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,480 Speaker 2: It's in the meatpacking district, a big franch restaurant, I'm 440 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,960 Speaker 2: sure any of the animal which yes, and it was 441 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,280 Speaker 2: huge because of section the city Sex and the city 442 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,920 Speaker 2: made put that place on the map and it was 443 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:31,679 Speaker 2: still I mean absolutely banging in two thousand and eight 444 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,000 Speaker 2: or nine whenever this was. We go in in this 445 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,280 Speaker 2: it's packed and I have no money, so I was 446 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,080 Speaker 2: going to do the thing where you buy one beer 447 00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:39,439 Speaker 2: and nurse it for an hour and a half and 448 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,840 Speaker 2: then excuse yourself. And as soon as I walk in, 449 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:43,879 Speaker 2: this guy in a black trench coat points drepped and 450 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:46,760 Speaker 2: he goes, I know you, and they go, oh yeah, 451 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,399 Speaker 2: And I walk up and my cousin's like, do you 452 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,640 Speaker 2: know him? Like never seen this guy before? He goes 453 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,560 Speaker 2: get in here. He goes Barry College. I go absolutely, 454 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,560 Speaker 2: Barry College is I think it's in Georgia and I 455 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,520 Speaker 2: had I had once gone there to sample Red Bull 456 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,440 Speaker 2: and they have a Ropes course, so I go Ropes 457 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,280 Speaker 2: course and he goes, oh shit, do you like driving 458 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:11,240 Speaker 2: and crying? And I go, yeah, I love driving and crying. 459 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,879 Speaker 2: So this guy goes, see that guy over there and 460 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,600 Speaker 2: he points to his friend. This guy waves at me. 461 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,000 Speaker 2: He goes go over there and telling to buy you 462 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:21,840 Speaker 2: anything you want. So gregor Julia Emon and I walk 463 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,280 Speaker 2: over and he goes, you know that guy. I go 464 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,440 Speaker 2: one of my favorite people. He goes, what do you 465 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:28,800 Speaker 2: guys want? Buys his strengths. We're drinking Martinez, We're drinking 466 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,000 Speaker 2: lots of boxer that. He's like, let's get a table. 467 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,639 Speaker 2: So I sit down with these three guys and my 468 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,880 Speaker 2: cousin to sculpt German sculptors. Still can't understand what they say, 469 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,720 Speaker 2: and I'm like, what is this? And the guy invited 470 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,600 Speaker 2: me over looks like Craig Colborn. He goes, we sold 471 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:49,320 Speaker 2: We sold our company for fifteen million dollars three hours ago. 472 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:54,119 Speaker 2: Holy no shit. So the oldest guy made ten million, 473 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,240 Speaker 2: the underling, the guy invited me over, and this other, 474 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,800 Speaker 2: the nicest man who sat next to me, they each 475 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:03,159 Speaker 2: got like three million or whatever. So they were just 476 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,960 Speaker 2: living that New York dream. They were buying drinks for 477 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,080 Speaker 2: the whole bar. The guy bought a round for the 478 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:11,640 Speaker 2: entire bar. It must have cost ten or fifteen thousand dollars. 479 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,280 Speaker 2: I mean he was slammed. So we're sitting at this 480 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,720 Speaker 2: table and then they want to buy a stinner and 481 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,600 Speaker 2: we're getting drunk. The oldest guy is just inviting over 482 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:20,920 Speaker 2: every model, like real models, and he's like, what do 483 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,240 Speaker 2: you want, honey, and they're they're sitting on his lap 484 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:27,280 Speaker 2: and he's flirting. He's buying a bottle service. The guy 485 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,520 Speaker 2: inviting me over is just talking about college and like 486 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,120 Speaker 2: how pumped they are and that they started this dot 487 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,400 Speaker 2: com and blah blah blah that God in my left. 488 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,280 Speaker 2: The nice guy, he's like, I'm married, I have two kids. 489 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,960 Speaker 2: My wife is gonna want a million and a half 490 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,240 Speaker 2: dollar apartment. After my three million gets taxed, I'm gonna 491 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:48,040 Speaker 2: have like a million dollars. He's like, Scottie, I just 492 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,640 Speaker 2: I don't. I'm gonna be broke. He's like, I'm gonna 493 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,040 Speaker 2: be broken six months. Guy just made three million dollars. 494 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:57,439 Speaker 2: So we're we're kicking evens of vegetarian So he's just 495 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,680 Speaker 2: eating like French fries and whatever crew. Today, Gregor and 496 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,800 Speaker 2: Julia are having the time of their life. It feels 497 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,760 Speaker 2: like one of those magic New York nights. Yeah, we're 498 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:07,879 Speaker 2: getting annihilated. There's bottles. I mean, he's literally this dude 499 00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:11,920 Speaker 2: is buying alcohol for the entire bar. All of a sudden, 500 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,840 Speaker 2: we're like ten sheets to the wind and uh ohe 501 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:20,399 Speaker 2: binance phone is ringing. The guy that invited me over, 502 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,200 Speaker 2: who knew me and I still don't know his name, 503 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,840 Speaker 2: looks at me. He goes, wait, I don't know you, 504 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:26,040 Speaker 2: and I go. 505 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:28,560 Speaker 1: No. 506 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,320 Speaker 2: I go, well you do now. He goes, do I 507 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,760 Speaker 2: know you? I go no, man, you don't, but you 508 00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:36,119 Speaker 2: do now. And he raised it. He was drinking becks. 509 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,160 Speaker 2: I don't know. I remember that he raises his becks 510 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:42,080 Speaker 2: to me. I raise a vodka and he's like, well played, man, 511 00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:44,159 Speaker 2: well played. So I'm like this is cool, but it's 512 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,960 Speaker 2: kind of the end of the night again. Models swarming 513 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,320 Speaker 2: emon Gregor and Julia are going to go off to something. 514 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,960 Speaker 2: I'm heading home. I get up. The rich guy has 515 00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,000 Speaker 2: just beautiful model on his lap. He goes, you're not leaving, 516 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:58,000 Speaker 2: are you? I go, yeah, man, I should get out 517 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,880 Speaker 2: of here. He goes, no, no, no, no, wait, wait, don't 518 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:03,720 Speaker 2: go oh, and he takes my jacket off my chair, 519 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,960 Speaker 2: takes the magnum of greg Goose, slides it down the 520 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,119 Speaker 2: coat sleeve and goes, get out of here. So I 521 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,320 Speaker 2: just creep out with it, and I turned the corner. 522 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Speaker 2: Gregs is so big, yeah, in a snowcoat, so like, 523 00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:17,959 Speaker 2: and I'm like, and it's heavy, and I'm like, this 524 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,120 Speaker 2: is gonna fall out. I don't know if these guys 525 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,679 Speaker 2: are real or if they're just robbing the joint, and 526 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,280 Speaker 2: so I like pretend like I'm putting on my jacket. 527 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,439 Speaker 2: Walk by the hostess, walk by the doorman, walk by 528 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,399 Speaker 2: the valets. It's snowing. I turned the corner and I 529 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:35,320 Speaker 2: just run down fourteen. I just got to the f 530 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:38,719 Speaker 2: train man. That bottle probably lasted me like two months 531 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:39,760 Speaker 2: back then. It was mad. 532 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,960 Speaker 1: Oh that is that is? It makes me miss New 533 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:43,720 Speaker 1: York so bad. 534 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,560 Speaker 2: Yes, it's a New York story, but yeah, Gregor and 535 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,200 Speaker 2: Julia would just turn to me and be like, God, 536 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,840 Speaker 2: it's good, it's very and Will and I would go, 537 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,800 Speaker 2: I have no idea, dude, man. 538 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:59,719 Speaker 1: The best of that story, the best, Well, we did 539 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:03,960 Speaker 1: it again. 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