Speaker 1: We are still counting down our top ten second date updates. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you to everybody who's been subscribing to this, who's
Speaker 1: been liking and sharing and first trapping us on our
Speaker 1: socials at Brooke and Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Wait, I just get the complaints, you get thirst traps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sidney Sweeney isn't messaging you photos of herself?
Speaker 2: No, I'm engaged.
Speaker 1: Ye, you naughty girl.
Speaker 2: You should definitely believe that's her. Jeff Yeah, sure it's
Speaker 2: not a catfish at all on.
Speaker 1: A Grande single, right because she's messaging me.
Speaker 2: No, she's also with you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: All the celebrities and fake celebrities accounts trapping us, Thank
Speaker 1: you and continue to do it. This number seven second
Speaker 1: date update goes out to you. It's titled Happy Shammiversary
Speaker 1: Second Date Update. What happens if you meet someone on
Speaker 1: a dating app and you find out that both of
Speaker 1: you have been in the dating pool for way too long,
Speaker 1: It's like, what's wrong with you? Yeah, that's when you
Speaker 1: need to mix it up. Like one of our listeners,
Speaker 1: Wayne did recently. Did He suggest both of them dress
Speaker 1: up as their favorite power ranger and meet in front
Speaker 1: of the police station.
Speaker 2: That's actually really funer.
Speaker 1: Did he didn't do that? He didn't It would have
Speaker 1: been a fantastic idea. Yeah, yeah, said he went a
Speaker 1: different direction. And now he says he's living with a
Speaker 1: medium amount of regret.
Speaker 2: Okay, I feel like that most adults live that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sleep at night, Wayne, Only in ninety chance are
Speaker 1: going to regret asking us for help today. So welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. Now, must stay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am having some regret. You know, started as
Speaker 3: a good idea.
Speaker 2: They all.
Speaker 1: We'll get to your questionable idea in just a second.
Speaker 1: But first, tell us about the girl that you went
Speaker 1: out with. Who's she?
Speaker 3: And Isabella?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And from Jeffrey's description, it sounds like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: maybe you're a little exhausted from online dating.
Speaker 3: Oh definitely, okay, are we all?
Speaker 2: Okay? I mean, do you still have hope going into
Speaker 2: a first date with someone when you're just tired of it? All?
Speaker 3: I have a sliver of hope.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like, all right, give me a reasonably
Speaker 1: So tell us about what you wanted to do with Isabella.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so Isabella, you know, a couple of weeks
Speaker 3: you were chatting and we just had really awesome conversations
Speaker 3: and like talked about our favorite candy and like our
Speaker 3: top three?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is your favorite candy?
Speaker 3: Kidding pieces?
Speaker 2: Okay, interesting?
Speaker 1: Does your first date have to do with like a
Speaker 1: candy shop or something?
Speaker 3: No, but kind of like a game. Well, basically we
Speaker 3: had so many fun conversations and she was like, it
Speaker 3: never translates into a good first date. And I was like, well,
Speaker 3: let's just skip the first date then, and you can
Speaker 3: pretend like it's our second or third date.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, can you do that?
Speaker 3: I like, yeah, you could do that.
Speaker 2: You can act like remember last time when we talked,
Speaker 2: why are you telling me the story again?
Speaker 1: Already?
Speaker 3: Brook? We're getting along so well. And she was like, well,
Speaker 3: what have we pretended it was our one year anniversary?
Speaker 1: Whoa?
Speaker 2: That escalated quickly, sir, let's.
Speaker 1: Jump right to the divorce and start breaking up. It's
Speaker 1: been one year. You still won't sleep with me? Wait?
Speaker 2: Were you into that idea?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I was like why not? What have we got to
Speaker 3: lose it? This street and you may get.
Speaker 2: A free dessert out of it from the restaurant, you know,
Speaker 2: whenever they know it's an anniversary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So what'd you end up doing?
Speaker 3: Oh, we made a reservation for a one year anniversary
Speaker 3: and I ordered actually a bottle champagne and oh.
Speaker 2: You're a good boyfriend. After a whole year.
Speaker 3: We had to put out flowers with a card. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: one year down ever to go.
Speaker 1: I I legit want to steal this one year down
Speaker 1: Forever to go. That was the card.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, wow romantic. Did she think that's funny or
Speaker 2: did it feel like too much to her? Because you
Speaker 2: really took this too, like a serious level.
Speaker 3: You owned it when we met, Like we had the
Speaker 3: happy one year like anniversary jokes, and you know she
Speaker 3: was into it too. She came with like a president
Speaker 3: for me, which I was like, Yeah, her present was
Speaker 3: a fake coupon book that's.
Speaker 2: Really free hug.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it was done like that, but to kind
Speaker 3: of like sarcastic, except free hug. It was like hug
Speaker 3: yourself or to the laundry yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, that's more like the ten year anniversary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she saunds really funny. Did you guys laugh a
Speaker 2: lot on your date?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the first like fifteen twenty minutes of the dinner
Speaker 3: pretty fun. Okay, then it got a little serious.
Speaker 1: Oh, serious.
Speaker 3: It probably with me. I was too into it, took
Speaker 3: it too far because I started kind of telling her
Speaker 3: who she can be friends with, you know, like I
Speaker 3: don't actually know any of her friends, so I was
Speaker 3: kind of making it up.
Speaker 2: You turned into the boyfriend that she wants to dump
Speaker 2: as well. Friends don't like what.
Speaker 1: The hell hopefully you told her don't hang around Brooke
Speaker 1: because she's a wet blanket about your date idea?
Speaker 2: Oh terrible.
Speaker 3: You know, Lane's a bad influence she you know, like,
Speaker 3: what do you mean? I don't know if she meant
Speaker 3: what do you mean? Who's Lane or what?
Speaker 1: Because there is no Lane?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you you were a fake, toxic boyfriend, like
Speaker 2: what happened to the romantic guy that she was dating,
Speaker 2: you know, fake dating?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I had to have fixed in a
Speaker 3: little bit of real fake life.
Speaker 2: Dude. That's exactly why she's not calling you.
Speaker 1: You have to create some fake lows to enjoy those
Speaker 1: fake highs in your relationships.
Speaker 2: You don't put up with that type of crap in
Speaker 2: a relationship.
Speaker 1: You've been single long enough. He has to do something.
Speaker 5: I'm not surprised.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was that it was there?
Speaker 3: More to the day, it kind of got worse, perhaps
Speaker 3: because then we kind of shifted in the topic of
Speaker 3: how to discipline you know, our kids.
Speaker 1: You don't even have kids.
Speaker 3: No, we don't have kids now, but in the one
Speaker 3: anniversary world, it's normal to talk about, you know, how
Speaker 3: would you discipline kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't see eye to eye on how to
Speaker 1: parent your fake children.
Speaker 3: We were disagreeing a lot about that, and she said
Speaker 3: something about my mom being overbearing.
Speaker 2: I mean, how much longer did you guys last after that?
Speaker 3: Well, you know, it was hard coming out of like
Speaker 3: the overbearing mom thing. It got a little awkward. It
Speaker 3: just wasn't a good idea.
Speaker 1: All right, man, Well it sounds like you had a
Speaker 1: couple hiccups on the day, very tiny ones.
Speaker 2: But we're.
Speaker 1: Every relationship goes through the these moments before they find they're
Speaker 1: like strat isn't that right, Brooke, sir?
Speaker 2: On the first date?
Speaker 1: But on the one year anniversary it makes sense. So
Speaker 1: we're gonna play a song, We're gonna come back. We're
Speaker 1: gonna call your girlfriend of one year, Isabella, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna see if we can get her to go out
Speaker 1: with you one more time. Okay, the second time?
Speaker 3: Hold on.
Speaker 1: Second date update, Jose keeps telling me off the air
Speaker 1: that he's gonna steal this date idea I am, even
Speaker 1: though the girl clearly isn't calling back after.
Speaker 2: It ended in a total disaster.
Speaker 1: But it's so funny.
Speaker 2: Left at each other.
Speaker 1: If a girl isn't calling you back, Jose, usually that's
Speaker 1: a bad sign, I.
Speaker 3: Know, but it's just like, how much fun could you
Speaker 3: have imagining your one year university?
Speaker 2: He just wants to be in a relationship so bad.
Speaker 1: But we're talking about one of our listeners, Wayne, who
Speaker 1: just went out on a date with someone name Isabella,
Speaker 1: and on their first day, they pretended that it was
Speaker 1: their one year anniversary, so they set it all up
Speaker 1: with champagne and flowers at a restaurant. But Wayne thinks
Speaker 1: he may have over committed to the character when he
Speaker 1: made some jokey comments about who Isabella can and can't
Speaker 1: hang out with and how they are going to parent
Speaker 1: their future non existent children someday down the road. It's fake, guys,
Speaker 1: I know, Wayne.
Speaker 2: Why did you go with controlling boyfriend as your PERSONA?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I wasn't really thinking I was
Speaker 3: doing controlling Boyfriend. I was just thinking you know, one
Speaker 3: year you have these little like.
Speaker 2: Telling someone who they can and can't hang out with
Speaker 2: is very controlling.
Speaker 3: I mean I was just looking out for lanes of bad. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That was not a good lane in my life yet it.
Speaker 2: Guys, it's funny.
Speaker 1: Didn't your husband buy you a dish rack on your
Speaker 1: one year anniversary?
Speaker 2: That's true, Yeah, but he never tried to tell me
Speaker 2: who I couldn't couldn't hang right, get in.
Speaker 1: The kitchen dishes. They'll get the water all over the counter.
Speaker 3: Hanging out, mister clean.
Speaker 1: So it can't turn out any worse than that, right, Wayne,
Speaker 1: Let's just call Isabella and see how this.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna Isabella, let's do this. Hello, Hey, is this Isabella? Yes, Hey, Isabella.
Speaker 1: My name is jeff from a radio show called Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6: Okay, like that, sass.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it's funny, really funny? Isabelle already?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 1: This is the whole morning show. That's a brooke. You
Speaker 1: probably know their social media handle Brook Fox Fox Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: at Hilarious Everything. Yeah, and then Alexis at Alexis Fuller
Speaker 1: sixteen sixteen.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't follow you guys think we're not calling
Speaker 2: because of social media.
Speaker 1: Just see, we're doing a dating segment on this show
Speaker 1: asking about somebody that you went out with recently named Wayne.
Speaker 4: Oh oh.
Speaker 1: Was that a good?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: You want to know, Well, we want to know what
Speaker 1: you thought about your date because we've heard a little
Speaker 1: bit about it from Wayne, but we'd like to get
Speaker 1: your perspective on it.
Speaker 6: Was it?
Speaker 1: Was it producers dancing in a corner?
Speaker 5: I mean, I think it was a really clever idea
Speaker 5: of mine.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, to do the one year anniversary thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you tell Brooke what an amazing idea that date was.
Speaker 1: It sounds like she doesn't believe that people can have
Speaker 1: fun doing that.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it didn't sound fun. It just you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know, it depends on what you think, Like,
Speaker 2: did you think it was fun?
Speaker 5: I mean it started out pretty fun because like it
Speaker 5: was Billy and just like, yeah, we already know each other,
Speaker 5: we've known each other for a year or whatever. But
Speaker 5: then like, I don't know, we're talking about our family
Speaker 5: and there was like this weird moment where I made this.
Speaker 2: Joke about his mom being overbearing and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: which is a pretty stereotypical mother in law joke, like.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, But his response to that was like, are you
Speaker 4: sure you want to eat that pasta?
Speaker 5: Like I want you to live along and healthy life,
Speaker 5: and I don't know if that could be something that's
Speaker 5: a part of your diet.
Speaker 2: He already told me about the friend thing too, Like
Speaker 2: why is he doing.
Speaker 1: Or does he have kind of a point if he
Speaker 1: wants you to live long? And I mean, if he
Speaker 1: really cared about you.
Speaker 2: Is red.
Speaker 5: But then he like he like brought up this person
Speaker 5: I can't even remember her name, but like he brought
Speaker 5: up this person because it's made up whatever, But he
Speaker 5: was like I don't want you seeing her anymore, bad
Speaker 5: influence for you, and blah blah blah, and like yeah
Speaker 5: it was made up, but like kind of a red
Speaker 5: flag for me.
Speaker 2: I would have a larm bells going off left and
Speaker 2: right like h gas of.
Speaker 1: Like wait, I'm you made a joke about his mom
Speaker 1: being overbearing.
Speaker 2: But it's like a stereotypical joke.
Speaker 1: Oh why is that okay?
Speaker 2: Because it's not talking about who he is as a person.
Speaker 1: She's not talking about who she is as a person.
Speaker 3: Can I just say something It wasn't a real person.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, sorry, that's Wayne, Isabella. He just jumped in
Speaker 1: the conversation.
Speaker 3: Person, Isabella, we were we were in together for one
Speaker 3: year anniversary. I don't know what when you talking about
Speaker 3: my mom and even though she is very overbearing, you
Speaker 3: don't know her. You hit a nail on the head.
Speaker 5: Huh, you're not listening, like you're saying about the mom.
Speaker 5: And then you completely changed around onto me and something
Speaker 5: about me as a person, and it's like that didn't
Speaker 5: really hit well, you know, we weren't We were joking
Speaker 5: about our family, and then suddenly you started telling me
Speaker 5: that I shouldn't et costa Like.
Speaker 1: Ye uh, family joking is okay, but talking about food
Speaker 1: that crosses the line.
Speaker 2: What they can or can't eat. Can can't hang out.
Speaker 1: With your safety and health.
Speaker 2: And she's not child, you're not her dad, Like get
Speaker 2: out of here. And why do you think boyfriends act
Speaker 2: that way? Like if you're just even if you're just pretending.
Speaker 5: And like pasta isn't even bad for you, Like what
Speaker 5: are you what are you doing? You're basically just feeding
Speaker 5: into the stereotype that carbs make you fat, and I'm fat, Like.
Speaker 3: I didn't need it like that. I was coming from
Speaker 3: the health perspective and daring about you wanting to have
Speaker 3: a healthy long boxer's life together. No.
Speaker 2: I mean, it'd be one thing if you said don't smoke.
Speaker 1: You know what's wrong with smoking cigarettes? You're telling me
Speaker 1: what I can and can't do her yet.
Speaker 3: I mean, if it wasn't positive, there wouldn't be the freakout.
Speaker 1: I mean, it seems what it seems like a bit
Speaker 1: freak out over one thing. Is that all that it
Speaker 1: was he made a bad joke about what she can
Speaker 1: and can eat in a fake scenario.
Speaker 4: A lot of the it was a lot of them
Speaker 4: making optic stuff, which you know, like there was one
Speaker 4: where he was talking about like our kids and disciplining
Speaker 4: our kids, and I was like, okay, if we're just
Speaker 4: dating on a one year anniversary, that's not something that
Speaker 4: you usually talk.
Speaker 5: About, is disciplining your children. If you haven't even talked
Speaker 5: about wanting to have kids yet.
Speaker 3: And I was like, all right, I don't get it.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: We already talked about having kids at our six months march.
Speaker 1: You forgot that conversation, Isabella.
Speaker 4: Conversation maybe happened with another girl.
Speaker 2: Ye, a.
Speaker 1: Lot hotter situation than this.
Speaker 2: He's not very funny, Like wait, come on, man, it's
Speaker 2: like foreshadowing. Just a crappy relationship, is what you were doing?
Speaker 3: Like, Brook, she's just against me the whole time.
Speaker 1: You emailed us for help. Remember that, Brook, This date
Speaker 1: idea was all her idea to pretend to be like
Speaker 1: a couple a year into a relation.
Speaker 3: Couple.
Speaker 2: Couple, that's fun. You pretend European vacation you have?
Speaker 1: Now he has to pay for a big euro trip.
Speaker 1: She's a bad boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's obviously going to split the cost, Jeffrey, They're
Speaker 2: only been together for one year. Okay, she's an independent
Speaker 2: working woman, give her a break?
Speaker 1: Is that Truebell?
Speaker 5: I would absolutely pay my own way, but like I
Speaker 5: would appreciate if he offered.
Speaker 2: More fun conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, would you like to go to Europe with me?
Speaker 3: I'll pay for it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Absolutely better?
Speaker 3: Yeah for it?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, kids behind, Well come on, guys.
Speaker 2: Literally, I think he tried to take a bad angle
Speaker 2: as a joke and it didn't work. But I think
Speaker 2: she was her gut.
Speaker 3: You guys are still laughing right now.
Speaker 1: You have chemistry? Yeah, like we can all tell when
Speaker 1: a joke is a joke and when it's not a joke.
Speaker 1: And I'm not joking right now. When I say I
Speaker 1: want to pay for a second date for both of you,
Speaker 1: and I will pay for it, Yes, pre Europe, pre Europe. Yes,
Speaker 1: just a regular first date, and we can pretend that
Speaker 1: you guys haven't been dating for a long time anymore,
Speaker 1: a real second date.
Speaker 5: I would be okay with a real second date. See
Speaker 5: what he's really like in the present moment instead of
Speaker 5: thinking what the future should be.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't believe.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe you said, Yeah, Wayne,
Speaker 1: are you still You're still up for this?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Of course she won't regret it at all.
Speaker 2: Okay, Just no more hypotheticals on your guys.
Speaker 1: Dates should not joke at all. Look what happens. True
Speaker 1: love prevails even when Brooke tries to actively check.
Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I just wish that some of my co hosts could
Speaker 1: be more laid back and chill, like.
Speaker 5: Mister Smooth. I get to I get.
Speaker 2: Too worked up. I know I shouldn't care as much
Speaker 2: as I do. I don't know why it lets me.
Speaker 5: That's the problem.
Speaker 3: I care.
Speaker 1: You really cared about it when you were laying into
Speaker 1: him for his date, I cared about her.
Speaker 2: I think those are too many red flags.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think Jose summed it up pretty well though when
Speaker 1: he said the guy made a couple of mistakes on
Speaker 1: the date, but overall it was a fun idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he showed his true colors and then
Speaker 2: that's why she should have But whatever.
Speaker 1: Really, you know, I'm happy that they're going out of Jeff. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we got to give them a break. They
Speaker 1: were fake people, setting up fake scenarios, a fake problem
Speaker 1: making Joe. None of it was real. They don't actually
Speaker 1: have these problems between them, and when they do, they
Speaker 1: can come back and we'll do an awkward Tuesday.
Speaker 3: But in the.
Speaker 1: Meantime, if you ever need help getting a second day,
Speaker 1: you can always email the show. We'll call the person
Speaker 1: who isn't calling you back and then judge you all
Speaker 1: the way till the right