Speaker 1: It feels like a flex though it does not absolutely
Speaker 1: because I presume the richest motherfucker on the plane doesn't
Speaker 1: even give a ship about the champagne. Yeah, are like
Speaker 1: one second away from splashing it in your face.
Speaker 2: Yes, they're like, I don't even like the way this tastes.
Speaker 2: I'll literally clean my shoes with this when you're hating.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's terrible.
Speaker 1: Drink take it every time, but yeah, I'm real sick afterwards.
Speaker 3: I don't like it.
Speaker 4: Doesn't chips in yourss, racist.
Speaker 3: Money turning stuff.
Speaker 1: I can't tell me, sweet Cara line. Boom bum bum,
Speaker 1: there it is. This, Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another
Speaker 1: phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 3: black conspiracy feriens.
Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that Ron Harper is
Speaker 1: the greatest, most powerful stutterer of all time. That's right,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Some of y'all are gonna say, Joe Biden,
Speaker 1: You're gonna come in here talking about Joe Biden's the
Speaker 1: greatest stutterer. No, Joe Biden's a coward who pushed away
Speaker 1: his stutter. He fought against it. Ron Harper kept his
Speaker 1: shit all the way into his fifties now sixties maybe,
Speaker 1: and he's like, no, I stutter. I believe in my shit.
Speaker 1: Joe Biden's a coward as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 3: Ron Harper, though, It's like, when like a hot person
Speaker 3: is crazy, he doesn't look like he's a stutter, you know,
Speaker 3: And I think he got away with just not talking
Speaker 3: that much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, he's country as hell. He don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, You're just like, oh, that guy's real cool.
Speaker 3: It's like I said, when a hot person's crazy and
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, I didn't even it.
Speaker 1: Was so hot. You're like, I wasn't paying attention to Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. It's talking about cognitively saying stuff that was.
Speaker 1: That's not why I'm here.
Speaker 3: Ron Harpper. Where does he go in All Time Bulls
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 1: And All Time Bulls?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Damn? I mean because I know this is close to
Speaker 1: your from Yeah damn. That's tough because I really liked
Speaker 1: Ron Harper. I think my favorite it and some of
Speaker 1: this is like it's it's twenty twenty retrospective whatever kind
Speaker 1: of thing, right, Like I can't I can't pretend that
Speaker 1: I still respect Scottie Pippen, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like that that ship has sailed.
Speaker 3: But always got Charles Oakley.
Speaker 1: Charles Oakley, that that man ain't never gonna lose nothing
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 3: You can him today.
Speaker 1: But I would say Ron Harper is in the top
Speaker 1: ten probably Wow. Okay, Yeah, I think he's pretty high
Speaker 1: up there as far as I think anybody with like
Speaker 1: a signature weird thing is going to be pretty high
Speaker 1: on my list, even if they weren't like the best
Speaker 1: of the ten bulls that have played.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, right, right, right? That's fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if our guest today is going
Speaker 1: to have any thoughts. Yeah where Ron Harper? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: didn't give me a lot back? You were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fair anyway.
Speaker 3: I don't have I don't, I don't, I mean, I don't.
Speaker 3: It's like Charles Oakley, bj Armstrong was up there for me.
Speaker 3: Whoa who was the one that used to hate and
Speaker 3: then because he was from another country. I think that's funny.
Speaker 1: That who Lauri Markingen.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no no. He was on the Dream Team,
Speaker 3: a white guy, remember, and he was supposed to be somebody.
Speaker 1: Oh, Christian Lightner he.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, foreign white guy.
Speaker 3: This is not good. This is not good. This is
Speaker 3: not good. This is not good. Bench.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, we're not. We're not nailing it today.
Speaker 3: No, he was. It's because you gave up on the
Speaker 3: jazz ship. Yeah.
Speaker 1: If I would have just locked in on the Jazz
Speaker 1: then maybe we would have we would have all been
Speaker 1: on the right footing and this would be a more
Speaker 1: sensible episode.
Speaker 3: Frankly, Yeah, that's okay. I believe our guests is going
Speaker 3: to turn it around, for.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of faith and I if you're
Speaker 1: talking about Tony Kukoach, yeah, okay, Yeah, he wasn't on
Speaker 1: the Dream Team. He was on the opposition to the
Speaker 1: Dream Team.
Speaker 3: That's right. But he had already they knew he was
Speaker 3: going to Chicago or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then Scotty and Jordan basically made a pack
Speaker 1: to like haze the fuck out of him because they
Speaker 1: were mad at him for losing to them in the Olympics.
Speaker 1: It's they're sick man.
Speaker 3: Jordan was mad, and Scotty did what he was told.
Speaker 1: Scotty shut his fucking mouth and finished finished the job.
Speaker 3: Now you sound like Larca Pippin, who.
Speaker 1: We would love to have on the podcast, Larsa, if
Speaker 1: you're out there, I'm scared of it. I don't even
Speaker 1: think she's at all black. But yeah, come on down,
Speaker 1: Larza Pippin. We'll make an exception for you and and
Speaker 1: all you've done for.
Speaker 3: Some kind of a salsa type in someplace where they
Speaker 3: have good sauces. I think she's from.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm scared to say no because I
Speaker 1: think there is some possibility that's just some Kardashian ship
Speaker 1: where you're like painted enough that I've given you benefit
Speaker 1: of the.
Speaker 3: Doubt, rightine Zada Jones?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't. I don't want to give her
Speaker 1: that kind of credit. Oh, she's Lebanese and Syrian. It's
Speaker 1: pretty high up on the white skin. These people get
Speaker 1: away with being darker though, right, Yeah, they they're they're
Speaker 1: the people who claim like olive skin toned and all that.
Speaker 1: But but I think that region, Yeah, it felt hateful.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that felt very racist.
Speaker 1: I was it when I spit afterwards? Is that that
Speaker 1: really punctuated it? I think that they, similar to a
Speaker 1: lot of Middle East countries, have like a little bit
Speaker 1: of a range in their like skin tones. They can
Speaker 1: be both very white and like darker skinned. For sure,
Speaker 1: our guest today has been insanely patient through all of
Speaker 1: our nonsense, both our ineffectiveness with technology, our ineffectiveness with
Speaker 1: basic conversation. She sat through all.
Speaker 3: Of it, and our ineffectiveness with jazz, the one true
Speaker 3: American art form.
Speaker 1: And and boy, oh boy, does she deserve better than
Speaker 1: what's what's happening. And no, we can't promise that we'll
Speaker 1: get better as a group. But she is a very
Speaker 1: hilarious comedian. We're both so happy to have her. You've
Speaker 1: seen her on Comedy Central. You've seen, more importantly, her
Speaker 1: special Figuring It Out. It's on Amazon Prime and sometimes
Speaker 1: it's even in the skies. It's it's up on those
Speaker 1: sweet United flights. So if you if you want to
Speaker 1: see it, that's you gotta fly real shitty to do it.
Speaker 1: That specials not She's phenomenal. Give it up for our guests,
Speaker 1: Katrina David.
Speaker 2: Hello, thank you so much for me.
Speaker 1: We're so happy you're here.
Speaker 3: Can I just say one thing, by the way, just
Speaker 3: the last thing. If you fly United first class, they
Speaker 3: give you champagne off the rip, you got to ask
Speaker 3: for it. So and I'm a jump to guy.
Speaker 2: See I with my special.
Speaker 3: Yeah you want some of this.
Speaker 1: I am rarely in the mood for just on the
Speaker 1: spot champagne. When I get on a plane and.
Speaker 3: I yeah, and what and what level medallion number are you?
Speaker 1: I I'm platinum, but I'm.
Speaker 3: About about right. So that's why you ain't gonna get
Speaker 3: the diamond. You'nna get there.
Speaker 1: I'm diamond rising.
Speaker 3: It ain't like that, shap I will say.
Speaker 2: When you walk by someone and they are already so
Speaker 2: settled that they're drinking out of a flute, You're like, Okay,
Speaker 2: it's amazingly I have somewhere I can aspire to be.
Speaker 1: Katrina. Uh, you came to us with a conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: that truly couldn't have less to do with anything we've
Speaker 1: talked about up to this point. Good, I would go
Speaker 1: out of my way to try to figure out a
Speaker 1: way that these things have been connected. You said, my
Speaker 1: mama told me dogs form packs at night and attack people. Yes,
Speaker 1: tell us.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 2: I will get into probably other versions of this. But
Speaker 2: I grew up in Florida, and yeah, dogs and my parents.
Speaker 2: Well no, that's the thing is my parents both grew
Speaker 2: up in Baltimore. I was raised by very city dwelling people.
Speaker 3: That's also the two places I was going to say,
Speaker 3: where are roving packs of dogs? He gave me two.
Speaker 2: Places in Florida. I think people rescue them because I
Speaker 2: was told to stay away from stray dogs very aggressively
Speaker 2: when I was younger, because and I would be like, Mom,
Speaker 2: that dog's friendly, and she would say, no, they pack
Speaker 2: up at night and attack people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like just like our olive skinned friends.
Speaker 1: WHOA, I didn't say that one. You got to live
Speaker 1: with yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have anything for that.
Speaker 5: I was just kidd good luck sleeping brothers.
Speaker 1: I think what I'm if I'm understanding correctly, though, you're
Speaker 1: saying that like you would see a stray dog on
Speaker 1: the street by itself right interact with this dog, and
Speaker 1: your mom would be like, oh, no, it has your scent,
Speaker 1: and a pack will form.
Speaker 2: And like, stay away from all dogs because if you
Speaker 2: were like to be somewhere at like dusk and see
Speaker 2: one dog, a bunch of other dogs could come out,
Speaker 2: and now you're just running from a bunch of dogs,
Speaker 2: which late at night in Baltimore. She like, that's the thing,
Speaker 2: is there? I don't know how true it is, but
Speaker 2: basically that like stray dogs in the city who aren't
Speaker 2: getting you know, fed by anyone or anything, will instinctively
Speaker 2: pack up if they find other dogs and kind of
Speaker 2: just like walk around looking for food together.
Speaker 3: I yeah, I believe.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So if you're out at like two in the
Speaker 2: morning by yourself, you could maybe potentially get attacked by
Speaker 2: like a pack up street dogs.
Speaker 1: So but if I'm hearing you correctly, this is almost
Speaker 1: like an instantaneous sort of like fusing as a pack.
Speaker 1: Like this is it. This is the Power Rangers turning
Speaker 1: into the Megazord.
Speaker 2: It's like I always imagined it like city nature, like
Speaker 2: these like Oliver and Company, but meaner, like they're just
Speaker 2: a bunch of different kinds of dogs that had to
Speaker 2: you know, come together. But I think in my mom's
Speaker 2: head they're like West Side storying, Like you hear one
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden they come out from
Speaker 2: both alleys and now you're just being chased by like
Speaker 2: pack of dogs, by.
Speaker 3: A bunch of Puerto Ricans. It is what the movie
Speaker 3: is about.
Speaker 1: I believe they're fighting uh vague whites. What are they irish?
Speaker 3: In that movie?
Speaker 1: I don't know they're they're just general poors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's poors.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The Puerto Ricans they're very specific. The whites they
Speaker 1: are a little more like it. We're a little bit
Speaker 1: of everybody.
Speaker 2: There we go. That's why we can't tell because it's
Speaker 2: people that aren't Puerto Rican playing Puerto Ricans. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: lines are really blurred apparently.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But so these dogs will attack at night. How
Speaker 1: much when when your mom tells you this, are you
Speaker 1: bought into this conspiracy? How much do you go?
Speaker 3: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right, mom, I'll kill a dog if I
Speaker 1: come across it.
Speaker 2: Well, that's I was constantly reminded of this because I
Speaker 2: like dogs. So I grew up in Florida, where you're
Speaker 2: just treat you treat animals differently culturally, like you aren't afraid. No,
Speaker 2: Like I grew up around like we have animal people
Speaker 2: come to school and teach you about exotic animals. Like
Speaker 2: I held the head of a boat a bowl constrictor
Speaker 2: in like third grade. Like I had a totally different
Speaker 2: relationship with animals than my parents did in general, So
Speaker 2: they're more afraid of animals than I am. And so
Speaker 2: and they both know that I like animals. So they
Speaker 2: were constantly reminding me when I was little to stay
Speaker 2: away from dogs that I didn't know. But they're just like, hey,
Speaker 2: by the way, if you see a dog today, don't
Speaker 2: mess with it. And I would be like, I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm not making any promises, because because they knew I
Speaker 2: liked animals right because I went to y camp after
Speaker 2: school and I like found a dog that needed water,
Speaker 2: like hanging out being a loner kid out at like
Speaker 2: the back of the playground where nobody else was, I
Speaker 2: found a three legged chow wow who walked her up
Speaker 2: to the school and gave her water out of a
Speaker 2: water fountain, got yelled at by my dad, and like
Speaker 2: the leader of the y m c A for I
Speaker 2: don't know, like an hour.
Speaker 1: As a as a kid who similarly liked saving animals,
Speaker 1: like I was.
Speaker 3: One of those.
Speaker 1: I loved. I loved finding a dog on the street
Speaker 1: and being like, I'll help you, buddy, I'll get you
Speaker 1: the safety little guy. And as as one of those motherfuckers,
Speaker 1: I gotta say, a three legged dog you found the
Speaker 1: diamond in the room that in my head I would
Speaker 1: have been like, I.
Speaker 2: It was hot, it was so.
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 2: I felt like she really needed me. It was so
Speaker 2: hot outside, and I was aggressively reprimanded for it, but
Speaker 2: because I think my dad, I remember my dad. Do
Speaker 2: you ever have a parent yell at you like you
Speaker 2: can tell they're also afraid, like he was. He wasn't
Speaker 2: using his full like I'm mad because you did something
Speaker 2: that I'm like disappointed in. He was like, you can't
Speaker 2: do that. They don't fight you, like he was so
Speaker 2: afraid for me.
Speaker 3: He was telling you how the world is no as
Speaker 3: and I hate to be dark skinned king animal hater,
Speaker 3: but here we go. That's insane, don't you fucking I'm
Speaker 3: also I'm with your dad. Don't you touch a random
Speaker 3: disease as dog? What are you doing outside?
Speaker 2: Like you can tell when they're like before you get that, oh,
Speaker 2: I love that. He was already doing it back of the.
Speaker 1: Hand love if they if they back up, you're.
Speaker 2: Like, Hi, that's fine, Yeah, I don't I'm.
Speaker 1: Not wrestling these motherfuckers to the ground. Stage.
Speaker 3: What if it bites the back of your hand then what? No,
Speaker 3: you don't get that close man?
Speaker 2: You Wow, they'll like growl, they tell you, yeah, they'll
Speaker 2: let you know.
Speaker 1: There are dogs where you walk. Kind of towards them
Speaker 1: and they just run full speed and it's like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to chase it, rogers, He's going to
Speaker 1: be a good guy.
Speaker 2: They're more afraid of you than you.
Speaker 3: Guys are insane.
Speaker 2: If a dog is all I can tell chasing you
Speaker 2: like that dog has been trained, Like when dogs get
Speaker 2: out and chase kids and stuff.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what I was going to talk about. I
Speaker 3: can tell neither of you've gotten chased by a dog.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we've been chased by dogs.
Speaker 3: And you still and you still put your hands up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this.
Speaker 2: Is how much they don't care about kids versus animals.
Speaker 2: In Florida, we had a family that had two trained
Speaker 2: Doberman's like back up to a playground, like we had
Speaker 2: a main playground. Also, my school was poor. It's fine.
Speaker 2: We had a main playground and then if you wanted
Speaker 2: more playground, you could cross like the school drive and
Speaker 2: there was like a little bit more grass. But you
Speaker 2: also had to deal with two giant Doberman's behind a
Speaker 2: chain link fence. Fuck, so everyone kind of knew they
Speaker 2: were there whatever, and they would jump, but they couldn't
Speaker 2: get over. One day they did super Kid a bit
Speaker 2: a kid in the face. They just made us stop
Speaker 2: playing over there. Like they didn't make them raise their
Speaker 2: fence or anything.
Speaker 1: They didn't make them shoot that dog.
Speaker 2: They just made us have less playground.
Speaker 3: So that's crazy that they didn't kill that dog.
Speaker 2: No, it was a big deal, but like they we
Speaker 2: didn't win by any means bette kid in the face
Speaker 2: because it was just like eye level with a giant Doberman.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have seen, but there's
Speaker 1: a video that's been going viral, I think on TikTok
Speaker 1: lately about a family whose dog bit the shit out
Speaker 1: of like their toddler. Like the baby can't be more
Speaker 1: than like three or four, and like mauled the child
Speaker 1: in the face, nearly killed her, and they are still
Speaker 1: keeping the dog as like their pet. They like were like, nah,
Speaker 1: we forgive biscuit, and and like the video is like
Speaker 1: showing this terribly scarred child from the bite that just
Speaker 1: like directly on the fucking face and eye, and then
Speaker 1: cuts to them still petting the dog while a much
Speaker 1: smaller baby is sitting in the father's lamp petting the day.
Speaker 2: You're just gonna for your kid to sleep in the
Speaker 2: same house.
Speaker 3: He's gotta go back. You gotta go back every day.
Speaker 3: If I was that little girl, I would kill that dog.
Speaker 2: That's what I was gonna say. What the dog?
Speaker 3: I would kill that dog dead.
Speaker 1: And and that's what's crazy is now your child is
Speaker 1: gonna have a body because you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: your child. Nah, your child has seen light leave a
Speaker 1: creature's eyes and she's just got to go be a person.
Speaker 3: I want everybody to know it doesn't count if you
Speaker 3: kill a dog.
Speaker 2: Hey, that counts so much.
Speaker 3: That's like, yeah, doesn't more than kill a person.
Speaker 1: It do for me in a second.
Speaker 3: I also want to say I've never killed a dog.
Speaker 2: I want that there's gotta be some kind of graph
Speaker 2: of like age and killing a dog, like I can understand,
Speaker 2: like Michael Vick killing a dog maybe not reading the
Speaker 2: same as like if he was eight and did the
Speaker 2: same thing, we'd be like, no, that's not okay. He's
Speaker 2: definitely about to go.
Speaker 1: No, if Michael Vick was doing that ship when he
Speaker 1: was younger, I presume no hope for him.
Speaker 3: Well, those are the kids you gotta watch out for.
Speaker 2: Yes, now it's a warning sign.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So if this girl gets a
Speaker 1: body on account of this dog. She's still gotta go
Speaker 1: be a person. She's not gonna behave do you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? At the very least, that's gonna be
Speaker 1: a mischievous ass person.
Speaker 3: She's triumphed over evil. Like, what are you gonna tell
Speaker 3: me to do? I've killed my competitors. Someone bit my
Speaker 3: face and I killed them. You want me to go
Speaker 3: to what? Bet?
Speaker 4: This like?
Speaker 2: Reverse john Wick?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, has attacked by a dog and now she has
Speaker 2: to live with the dog and get vengeance.
Speaker 3: Shut the dad? How about I do you like I
Speaker 3: did that dog?
Speaker 1: Now she's showing up places in a dark suit and attitude,
Speaker 1: and it's like what happened? She's smoking cigarettes over she
Speaker 1: killed that dog. She's hanging out with Larry Fishburn.
Speaker 3: Oh man, I don't want to. I don't want to
Speaker 3: kill a dog.
Speaker 1: Don't kill a dog. You gotta don't.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to kill anything.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this last question before we go
Speaker 1: to break. So you remain a dog lover or do you?
Speaker 1: Are you a proud dog owner? Now? Do you do
Speaker 1: you have dogs?
Speaker 2: I have a cat. I still like dogs a lot,
Speaker 2: but I'm very practical about them as an owner. I've
Speaker 2: read in Florida also rescued a lot of dogs as
Speaker 2: an adult, like I've got foster them and like find
Speaker 2: like I've been on the way to work open my
Speaker 2: car door, like seeing a dog open my car door
Speaker 2: and been like, where's your mom? And had it jump
Speaker 2: in my car and been like great, now I got
Speaker 2: to take care of this dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't done it in adulthood. I'll be honest
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 3: You have people who care about you. That's a that's
Speaker 3: crazy behavior, Like this dog in the car.
Speaker 1: What I've a few times after attempted to help in adulthood,
Speaker 1: but I've never had them in my car. That's that's
Speaker 1: a step that I if I.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't do it for a person, I wouldn't do it
Speaker 3: for a goddamn dog.
Speaker 2: Oh but see I've done it for a person too,
Speaker 2: and it was scarier.
Speaker 1: WHOA, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't do that any more.
Speaker 2: Florida.
Speaker 1: Oh man, you got to get that Florida about you.
Speaker 2: It's an artist community.
Speaker 3: What city are you from, jack Woittville? And oh no,
Speaker 3: I don't know. If you get to call Jacksonville an
Speaker 3: artist community, I.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't call flow d an artist.
Speaker 3: I think that's.
Speaker 2: No go right is Miami, dude. I grew up in
Speaker 2: Orange Park, but when I came back after college, I
Speaker 2: lived in Jacksonville in Riverside, which is like where all
Speaker 2: the stand up and music and yeah walking.
Speaker 1: That's where Kat Williams's most infamous twenty minutes of stand
Speaker 1: up comes from is making fun of your hometown.
Speaker 2: I mean making fun of it by just naming streets
Speaker 2: until people respond.
Speaker 1: Like that's a shitty street.
Speaker 2: And people just being like we agree.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, we're all of the nasty bitchy.
Speaker 2: And they're like and they're like, yeah, we.
Speaker 3: Aint Doug Street.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. That hit though. Here's the thing slow
Speaker 2: ast Wendy's does make me laugh.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, there's a shout out to Colfax Avenue.
Speaker 1: All Right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be back
Speaker 1: with Markeatry and David's and more.
Speaker 3: My mama told me, welcome back to My mama told me,
Speaker 3: I do want to take this time out to say
Speaker 3: I am sorry to the Wendy's on Colfax. I know
Speaker 3: you guys are just it gets swamped in there, and
Speaker 3: with gentrification, it's more crowded than it's ever been. That's
Speaker 3: seven eleven is super active across. I understand you guys
Speaker 3: got stuff going on. I'm still gonna pop it after
Speaker 3: my haircut tomorrow get six by sees on my walk
Speaker 3: home door.
Speaker 2: But yes, that's so delicious.
Speaker 1: I think you something tells me overbreak you were sitting
Speaker 1: there worried that you were going to show up and
Speaker 1: your picture was going to be in the window. Yeah, like, no,
Speaker 1: not allowed.
Speaker 3: It's my home Wendy's. You know what I mean, Like
Speaker 3: you're your home club. It's my home Wendy's.
Speaker 1: No, And I imagine similar to like your home club.
Speaker 1: You you see the flaws, but you also know why
Speaker 1: it's important.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you know they've they've seen me
Speaker 3: since I was an open micer, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So I got a sad side headshot behind the counter.
Speaker 2: It's like your dry cleaner.
Speaker 3: They're like, this says it says bring back the baked potato.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2: My home Wendy's in LA that I used to go
Speaker 2: to after I ran a mic late night, was where
Speaker 2: I went the first time I realized that they discontinued
Speaker 2: the spicy nuggets when they got rid of them, and
Speaker 2: I yelled in a grown woman's face because I was like,
Speaker 2: you let me get a spicy and she was like,
Speaker 2: we don't have them anymore? And I wait, what like
Speaker 2: full volume? And she just went I know, like that
Speaker 2: was all she was getting all day. It was like
Speaker 2: she was like a.
Speaker 3: Parano that it's regional. Really we still got them at.
Speaker 2: Oh, like you well, we got them back, but they
Speaker 2: never left.
Speaker 3: I don't. I think I was in LA for some
Speaker 3: of this time.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I think I remember them going away, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for a few years because it was an issue, and
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I just don't get it, because like
Speaker 1: they had that that market corner.
Speaker 2: How are they never not doing well enough?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think they messed up with something with a spice distributor.
Speaker 2: I think they couldn't get their hands on it and
Speaker 2: then they got it back together.
Speaker 3: What I think, because this happened with me for a
Speaker 3: medical device, I think that the spice distributor probably the
Speaker 3: spice maker, ran foul of the FDA shut it down.
Speaker 3: Then they can't get.
Speaker 2: It dirty spice. Yeah, they had to get rid of
Speaker 2: a bunch of nuggets and somebody was like they're okay,
Speaker 2: and they were like, knock them out of her hands.
Speaker 3: They dropped them off, They dropped them off the Peter
Speaker 3: Long Beach. It was their version of the Boston tee Party.
Speaker 1: What did we find out that that this whole time
Speaker 1: that ice spice is just connected to the big spice
Speaker 1: racket that that blossom Wendy's and that is where her
Speaker 1: success comes from. It's oh, she's just a baby literally.
Speaker 2: Like a fortune.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and specifically the spice that they use for Wendy's
Speaker 1: hence the red hairy. She's thick. You know, Wendy was
Speaker 1: thick under there. I have to believe that.
Speaker 2: Was really Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh I even know there's a real we've seen her. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She after Dave Thomas died, she started popping up.
Speaker 2: Speaking of stutter. She also had a speech impediment. That's
Speaker 2: why Wendy because she is, yes, your name, her name's
Speaker 2: like uh like it's a shortened version of her name,
Speaker 2: and she couldn't say a version of it and it's Wendy.
Speaker 1: Hold on, whoa She's like Wendolina And he.
Speaker 2: Was like, she couldn't say Melinda, And so they need,
Speaker 2: They would call.
Speaker 5: Her, Wow, this is crazy fuck here first, folks, this
Speaker 5: is big thick ass Melinda is.
Speaker 2: Her hair is gorgeous. I have an affinity for redheaded people.
Speaker 2: She has nice hair.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: All right, Katrina, I I did some research on your
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that I would love to unpack with you.
Speaker 1: I think that just will jump in apparent lee and
Speaker 1: I'll start this way. Apparently there is some truth to
Speaker 1: this conspiracy, that that this is not completely unfounded. Stray
Speaker 1: dogs will form small packs if their population is dense
Speaker 1: enough and their circumstances warranted, so without enough food or resources,
Speaker 1: but with a heavy enough dog population, they will sometimes
Speaker 1: pack up to be able to like access shit. For example,
Speaker 1: in Moscow. Apparently there's actually a number of stray dogs
Speaker 1: that have formed packs and even have learned to ride
Speaker 1: their train systems. I don't know, if you guys have
Speaker 1: seen the videos.
Speaker 3: That was the third city. I would have guessed by
Speaker 3: the Moscow it would have been like all of Florida, Baltimore,
Speaker 3: and Moscow.
Speaker 1: Moscow. They're they're truly riding the trains in Moscow and
Speaker 1: like know which stops to get off of, Like these
Speaker 1: stray packs of dogs. I hate that.
Speaker 2: It was somewhere else in Europe that they learned they
Speaker 2: can keep track of at least a week time because
Speaker 2: they would come back to certain cemeteries every Sunday because
Speaker 2: it's customary for them to leave meals for their dead
Speaker 2: on Sunday, and they tracked them and packs of like
Speaker 2: animals and dogs would go back and they would be like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's Sunday, and they would go back to the cemetery
Speaker 2: because they knew there was going to be a bunch
Speaker 2: of food out, but they would only see them going
Speaker 2: back on Sunday, so they were somehow keeping track of
Speaker 2: that rotation in their brains. After that, they're smart.
Speaker 1: The dogs being like, say, we've been about two miles
Speaker 1: from where you drop me off.
Speaker 2: Actually, could you just drop me off here? I know
Speaker 2: a house nearby?
Speaker 1: And then you go so a payphone is like, we
Speaker 1: fucking got it.
Speaker 3: Wait, like, so do you have a dog?
Speaker 1: We didn't know because my wife, similar to you, hates dogs.
Speaker 3: I didn't say I hate dogs.
Speaker 1: She just, like you, has no affection for anything that
Speaker 1: is living and breathing that isn't human and providing immediate
Speaker 1: comfort to her.
Speaker 3: So okay, now, I feel like you're giving your wife
Speaker 3: and I. First of all, First of all, you're not
Speaker 3: better than me because you like animals. I just I
Speaker 3: don't dislike animals. I think they don't give a fuck
Speaker 3: about us either.
Speaker 2: That's fair, but I think some of them do after
Speaker 2: a while when we.
Speaker 3: Make them, after we y the families homes.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, can you appreciate them for
Speaker 2: even caring about each other? Because there are some that
Speaker 2: I don't care if they don't care about us. But
Speaker 2: I still respect that they have like their own set
Speaker 2: of stuff.
Speaker 3: I respect that they pack up and attack people at
Speaker 3: night or like people. I respect that. I think they're
Speaker 3: doing for self, and I think that's great.
Speaker 2: And so you can't even be like, oh, elephants more
Speaker 2: than their dead.
Speaker 3: I like that. I just don't think we got to
Speaker 3: be all in their business.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, if I had a choice. Right now, I
Speaker 1: think I don't necessarily agree with like dog ownership to
Speaker 1: some extents, right Like, as a as a person growing up,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I love dogs, we had dogs.
Speaker 1: I loved having a fucking pet. Now I have mixed
Speaker 1: feelings on it. I don't necessarily know that we need
Speaker 1: to be like saying ownership over. Like these giant fucking
Speaker 1: dogs that can clearly fend for themselves if we let
Speaker 1: them be themselves.
Speaker 2: The only ones that can't. We've, like you know, bread
Speaker 2: to be dependent.
Speaker 3: Made them their cousins so they were little enough to
Speaker 3: live in.
Speaker 1: But that said, they do exist.
Speaker 3: I respect cats.
Speaker 1: I respect cats, sure, but breeding a side, they exist.
Speaker 1: We can't just then be like, well you shouldn't.
Speaker 2: Be away with that.
Speaker 1: Good luck, motherfucker nature.
Speaker 3: Baby. Let the hawk set.
Speaker 1: A pug exists, So I'm gonna fucking hang out with
Speaker 1: a pug.
Speaker 2: But wait, that would be wild if we did. Kind
Speaker 2: of because I agree with all of this because cats
Speaker 2: still have like ninety six percent of their tiger DNA,
Speaker 2: and dogs have been Yeah, dominic, you.
Speaker 3: Know what that is. They got tiger blood. They're on that.
Speaker 2: Like, my cat's definitely here because he wants to be here.
Speaker 2: Like every day I open the door, I'm like, yo,
Speaker 2: you want out, and he's like, nah, I hate it no, because.
Speaker 3: He's got a good he's got a bad situation inside,
Speaker 3: and he can be ambivalent towards you. So my only
Speaker 3: tyree shout out to Tyree. He worked for Animal control.
Speaker 3: And he was telling me this, right, if you die,
Speaker 3: dogs will damn near starve before they eat any of you.
Speaker 3: The cats will eat you tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they don't give me like fuck yeah, but
Speaker 2: I mean I respect that and I love him. Well,
Speaker 2: here's it. I'm an organ donor. Anyway, if I'm dead.
Speaker 3: You're talking about you're talking about giving a little a
Speaker 3: little boy on dialysis and kidney versus like this greedy
Speaker 3: ass cat.
Speaker 2: You know, he's not too small. He'll just have my eyes.
Speaker 2: People can have the important parts.
Speaker 3: My man said, this is this is gruesome.
Speaker 2: I'm ready.
Speaker 3: So you know, my man said, somebody hung himself and
Speaker 3: they came in there a little bit later, and the
Speaker 3: cats are just they just started at the bottom or
Speaker 3: were eating up his legs.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, whatever. A bunch of like two meth heads
Speaker 2: left their kid alone in a pimple nibbled off their
Speaker 2: kids baby toes. And he wasn't even being mean like
Speaker 2: that other piple he or that other dog. He was
Speaker 2: just like he was just like nibbling and accidentally bit
Speaker 2: off all of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what.
Speaker 2: Barbecue sace shoes on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that kid was covered in.
Speaker 2: Butter so it's just ask baby shoes.
Speaker 1: Pay dogs like that. I think we're not supposed to
Speaker 1: own them, these piles and fucking German shepherds and shiit
Speaker 1: that that's meant to be nature. But I do think
Speaker 1: part of the reason we don't let them free is
Speaker 1: because there's so many of them now that we're not
Speaker 1: even sure we could.
Speaker 2: Handle it well. To your point about letting them out,
Speaker 2: even the ones that can survive on their own, Like
Speaker 2: if you let out all the pugs, eventually most of
Speaker 2: them would die from just like not being able to
Speaker 2: catch their breath up a hill. But then would we
Speaker 2: have like whatever survived some like banging ass pug that's
Speaker 2: like stocky as hell, but like developed a little bit
Speaker 2: more of a snout again, and we just have all
Speaker 2: these crazy ass like bab.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's pugs doing doing fucking quick feet through tires
Speaker 1: and ship.
Speaker 3: That's the word. That's what I'm worried about. That's why
Speaker 3: that's why I don't trust these things, is because they
Speaker 3: need to just gain a little bit of foothold physically,
Speaker 3: and you don't think they're gonna try to take it back.
Speaker 2: We ruined them, like like the little lizards in Jurassic Park,
Speaker 2: where like you just need the numbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet one of them would learn to grow
Speaker 1: them flaps and spit and yeah, now it's a rap.
Speaker 1: You got a little acid ship soush, you know, running
Speaker 1: around and ship deal with.
Speaker 3: The bow saying, that's what I'm saying. It's a rap.
Speaker 3: It's let these dogs, I'm telling you, Let these dogs
Speaker 3: get a foothold. See what happens.
Speaker 1: Additionally, I will say that, uh that the attacks, the
Speaker 1: supposed attacks that your mother and father were so afraid of,
Speaker 1: are far less common than your conspiracy would suggest. According
Speaker 1: two statistics, dog bite related fatalities although you USU will
Speaker 1: accounted for three hundred and four deaths in the United
Speaker 1: States between nineteen seventy nine and nineteen ninety six. So
Speaker 1: when a twenty year span, three hundred and four.
Speaker 3: Blacks died, that's that's fatalities. How many lips got ripped off?
Speaker 1: Sure a lot. I imagine a lot.
Speaker 2: Of the main people.
Speaker 3: Yeah that happened. That happened. A kid on my block,
Speaker 3: his dog ripped his lip off and they had to air,
Speaker 3: they had to fight for life.
Speaker 1: Who did he get them lips back?
Speaker 3: He had like a scar on they put that dog
Speaker 3: down though, for sure?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean no.
Speaker 3: You can't. He bet a kid's face off, a kid,
Speaker 3: a kid who was thrilled. That's right, one kid.
Speaker 2: And then if you buy another name, thank you.
Speaker 3: Here's your problem is you hate children?
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't.
Speaker 1: I bite the child's lips off. Oh trouble, and they go,
Speaker 1: we have to kill you. I go, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I was bugging in a way that I can't keep
Speaker 1: going in this motherfucker. I'm not making an exception.
Speaker 2: I mean, you can make that dog not have to
Speaker 2: be anywhere near a school.
Speaker 3: That dog is a menace. He's got it in them.
Speaker 3: It's not like that kid was trying to rob him
Speaker 3: and the dog blacked out and felt like exprushured for
Speaker 3: his life, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: How now, if those were unwanted kisses, I think in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three, we have to respect that the dog.
Speaker 1: The dog, which.
Speaker 2: Happens a lot with kids being unattended with dogs and
Speaker 2: just not knowing of their own tiny child volition that
Speaker 2: they're very quol.
Speaker 3: The dog doesn't a child, doesn't it. I never seen
Speaker 3: a dog. I seen puppies run all over dog's faces,
Speaker 3: put their little stinky goochas in the mouths. Nothing ever happened.
Speaker 3: I never seen a dog by the puppy, but it
Speaker 3: bought bit a kid. Come on, man, it knows the
Speaker 3: difference between a child and.
Speaker 2: Because also wait, was it a puppy or were a
Speaker 2: dog like an adult dog that had already been trained
Speaker 2: and possibly had.
Speaker 3: I granted, I don't watch dog fights, that's true. I've
Speaker 3: never seen a dog fuck up a dog like I've
Speaker 3: seen a dog.
Speaker 2: Oh, because I'll say this, I got bit by a dog,
Speaker 2: my friend's dog that I knew super well, could not
Speaker 2: for years, like, went up and I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: what's up pet Like went to go pet him, and
Speaker 2: he turned around and bit my hand. And for years
Speaker 2: we could not figure out why. And then one day
Speaker 2: she just called me, was like, hey, we just figured
Speaker 2: out Barfie's death. And I was like, oh, that's why
Speaker 2: he bit me Because I came from I thought he
Speaker 2: heard me and I scared him exactly. So not like
Speaker 2: it's you know what I mean, It's like there can be.
Speaker 1: You know what the craziest part of that story is
Speaker 1: the dog's name is bar I know.
Speaker 2: I love Barkie forever my friend named him.
Speaker 1: When she was bitt here, you got besmirched by a
Speaker 1: dog named Barfi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Barfi, let me know what was up. Barfie gave
Speaker 2: me the business.
Speaker 3: No, this is like you're giving these dogs too many chances.
Speaker 3: You're saying so far today you've said no dog could
Speaker 3: bite the kid a couple of times.
Speaker 2: Not the same kid, Like I don't agree.
Speaker 3: With, right, not the same kid. That's even crazy.
Speaker 2: That is crazy that a dog would hurt a child
Speaker 2: and you would keep it in the same house because
Speaker 2: clearly that dog.
Speaker 1: I actually think and I will say that if your
Speaker 1: dog only bites one kid over and over again, I
Speaker 1: blame that kid. I'm gonna start being like something, ain't
Speaker 1: writing that kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that kid doesn't know how to doesn't know what
Speaker 2: no means to a dog.
Speaker 1: Yeah something, you're doing something weird to this dog, and
Speaker 1: fuck you kid. That dog ain't doing that to nobody else.
Speaker 1: Yeah you did something.
Speaker 3: I like you guys, but you're crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, I understand what you're saying, David, because I
Speaker 2: also don't. I don't know if I'll ever own a dog.
Speaker 2: I feel like I like them, the idea of them
Speaker 2: living their lives outside right.
Speaker 1: So what I will say is that while three hundred
Speaker 1: and four deaths in the United States between those twenty years,
Speaker 1: within that twenty year span, that is it is, they
Speaker 1: said far less smaller number for actual pack attacks, that
Speaker 1: those are individual dogs who do some wild shit like
Speaker 1: bite some lips off, but packs are very rarely attacking. However,
Speaker 1: they do say and David, you'll you'll love this, you
Speaker 1: sick dog hating fuck They say that it is actually
Speaker 1: pretty dangerous having stray dogs sort of pack up because
Speaker 1: unlike wolves, they have no fear of humans and thus
Speaker 1: are harder to ward off. They're like, as a group, right,
Speaker 1: less likely to be afraid of a fucking group of
Speaker 1: a person or a group of people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so three hundred and seven deaths, how many
Speaker 3: times did they run people's pockets? Why do you check
Speaker 3: those stats?
Speaker 1: That they're less clear about that. They don't say the numbers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how many Puerto Rican gang wars did they survive
Speaker 3: in that time? That one got? I know, I know,
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I know it. Sometimes the good
Speaker 3: nuts I'm like a dog though. It's the dog that
Speaker 3: is what it is.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: The last little piece of information that I'll share with
Speaker 1: you that that I did look up how often we
Speaker 1: were seeing these potential stray dogs tacks, and apparently there
Speaker 1: are countless, and legitimately I mean countless recorded attacks by
Speaker 1: packs of dogs on humans, including old women and small children,
Speaker 1: many of whom were either killed or severely injured.
Speaker 3: That's your friend, right, that's your friend, right right.
Speaker 2: Just one he was by himself. No, I would have
Speaker 2: been like, they got each other. I drove around them.
Speaker 2: They're fine.
Speaker 1: There's a ton of pack attacks. And then additionally, there
Speaker 1: is some evidence that that stray dogs attack more frequently
Speaker 1: at night, as they spend big portions of the day
Speaker 1: sort of resting and lazing, and then at night tend
Speaker 1: to be more active hunting.
Speaker 2: Because what my mom said, that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 3: What I'm here and here is this wasn't even like
Speaker 3: a folklore. This was just good sense that your parents
Speaker 3: had about the evil, down and dirty nature of dogs.
Speaker 1: I don't agree.
Speaker 3: I think that you said countess attacks, but packs at
Speaker 3: night that came.
Speaker 1: Over a lot of what I was reading was coming
Speaker 1: from places like Baltimore and Florida and Cleveland and.
Speaker 2: Capital of the world, and they don't even pack up it.
Speaker 2: I feel like I see I feel like it's more
Speaker 2: of a city thing than a rural thing, or maybe
Speaker 2: we have packed.
Speaker 3: Where do you guys live, because I live in the
Speaker 3: motherfucking city, I'm saying, which I never.
Speaker 2: See dogs, right, I never see dogs in LA because
Speaker 2: everyone because people, there's women out here trying to rescue
Speaker 2: coyotes off the highway. There will never be enough stray
Speaker 2: dogs in LA that are saved.
Speaker 3: Coyotes are a varmit and need to be put down.
Speaker 3: And that's maybe because I'm from the high plains.
Speaker 1: Of Colorado, but that's it feels like you've had direct
Speaker 1: interactions with coyota.
Speaker 3: He used to try to fight my dog, which you
Speaker 3: didn't love. No, I liked him. I just felt like
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have been in this business like that.
Speaker 2: I liked him.
Speaker 3: I don't like it.
Speaker 2: It's not even like this as far. But you do
Speaker 2: talk about a dog like it's a roommate, which I get.
Speaker 2: You're like, I like it because I respected him.
Speaker 3: I respected him. I didn't fantalize him and make him
Speaker 3: this cute thing. I couldn't bite a child.
Speaker 1: What was your dog's name?
Speaker 3: Don't worry about it. I don't like to talk about him.
Speaker 3: Oh no, his name was from most movies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you really respected that guy, You really treated him
Speaker 1: like an equal member of society. Naming him after a
Speaker 1: fucking hobbit.
Speaker 3: He can't be an equal member of society. He didn't
Speaker 3: put in on this. He's a dog. That's that's all.
Speaker 1: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: He wanted to get to vote Langston, he didn't. He
Speaker 3: offered anything up to the family. He wasn't given prized
Speaker 3: apple pie recipes. He was a fucking dog. He should
Speaker 3: inside sometime.
Speaker 1: And I'm saying that if you respected him more, maybe
Speaker 1: he could someday. Maybe we could get him to vote someday,
Speaker 1: if you would just listen to some of the stuff
Speaker 1: he had.
Speaker 2: Going on, if you just would have been open to
Speaker 2: what Frodo had to bring to the table.
Speaker 1: But you're you're a biggot.
Speaker 3: This is what whoa? Whoa whoa? Because I don't want
Speaker 3: to let an animal bite a child's face.
Speaker 2: No, because you think they're Puerto Rican.
Speaker 3: Yeah, boys, boy, I was just making Puerto Rican jokes
Speaker 3: aside because we had talked about West Side Story. I
Speaker 3: do not think dogs are Puerto Rican. I think they
Speaker 3: come from all kinds of lands and islands.
Speaker 1: You're you're the mob yelling at those black children as
Speaker 1: they integrated schools. Babe, that's I think I might.
Speaker 3: Be gaslighting me. I think this is a bad tender
Speaker 3: day right now.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're not wrong, You're not wrong.
Speaker 1: Da I think this. I think this is unresolvable between
Speaker 1: certainly between the hosts of this show. But I do
Speaker 1: think at the core of it, it sounds like your
Speaker 1: your mom and dad did have at least some legitimacy
Speaker 1: and worrying about the possibility of animals packing up. But
Speaker 1: probably we're over exaggerating the frequency.
Speaker 3: And I hate that you could out of your mouth
Speaker 3: say countless attacks and then say her parents were over
Speaker 3: exaggerating when you know she's from the capital pack country.
Speaker 3: This is this is dog slander, bro, This is like
Speaker 3: you had special interests like this, Like is this propaganda?
Speaker 1: Katrina, get out there, get out there and start kissing
Speaker 1: some loose dogs in the mouth. Let's yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: let's not let fear dictate the closeness you feel for
Speaker 1: your inn.
Speaker 2: I think you can all have respectable lines that don't
Speaker 2: involve having a dog lick your actual but you know,
Speaker 2: I do think that you can respect them as animals,
Speaker 2: Like uh, I think again it's different in LA, but
Speaker 2: in Florida you really do like rescue animals and it's
Speaker 2: too hot outside and they're sick, and they have maine
Speaker 2: and stuff, and you can like have relationships with humane
Speaker 2: societies and stuff. I've had like traps where I like
Speaker 2: trap and release and fixed cats and stuff, so they
Speaker 2: lower the population. Like there's like a whole culture of
Speaker 2: like animal knowledge and conservation and kind of like them
Speaker 2: being a part of where you live. And like maybe
Speaker 2: that's where I come from.
Speaker 3: That's very responsible.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but my parents don't have any of that,
Speaker 2: so they were like f all these dogs, which I
Speaker 2: call also, well, just.
Speaker 1: Don't tell them what you're doing and get back out
Speaker 1: there and say those animals, Katrina, could you tell the
Speaker 1: people where they could find you and what cool shit
Speaker 1: you have going on?
Speaker 2: Sure you can follow follow me at Katrina Savad it's
Speaker 2: s I V A. D. It's just Davis backwards on
Speaker 2: all the stuff that you find people on. And if
Speaker 2: you live in La, I do jokes and shows around
Speaker 2: here all the time.
Speaker 3: So yeah, she is very funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Bory you want, you want to talk to the people.
Speaker 3: You can email me at fuckdmdogs dot com about d
Speaker 3: A W. G z uh No Man Instagram, Cool guy
Speaker 3: Junks eighty seven. I put all my shows up there,
Speaker 3: working on some good stuff for you. Write new jokes,
Speaker 3: watch Royal Crackers on HBO.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's thank you.
Speaker 3: No dogs are in it, and uh, you know, be
Speaker 3: kind to your olive skin neighbors.
Speaker 2: Yay wow.
Speaker 1: As always, you can follow me at Langston Herman on Instagram,
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Speaker 3: One point three five came. That's okay for now.
Speaker 1: We don't need you to rush to two thousand and
Speaker 1: make our lives difficult. But but I'm glad you like
Speaker 1: to watch it. It's crazy that they would just they
Speaker 1: just watch us stuff. Yeah, it's cool, it's very cool. Uh,
Speaker 1: and we appreciate it and tell more people to come
Speaker 1: be weirdos and watch us.
Speaker 3: I gotta get some more hats or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think that's what's missing.
Speaker 3: I think we gotta like if they're gonna be watching,
Speaker 3: we're gonna be watching. We gotta like we gotta go
Speaker 3: crazy sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna get a monocle. I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do some on top half.
Speaker 3: Yeah, damn, I'm gonna get a noserip. Nope, I said it.
Speaker 3: I immediately pulled the.
Speaker 1: Come on, dog, you did this at thirty five. That's
Speaker 1: not a good sign.
Speaker 3: It's not a bad one.
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