WEBVTT - We Got Dem Dawgs in Us (with Katrina Davis) 0:00:02.240 --> 0:00:05.760 It feels like a flex though it does not absolutely 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:10.160 because I presume the richest motherfucker on the plane doesn't 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:16.040 even give a ship about the champagne. Yeah, are like 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:19.120 one second away from splashing it in your face. 0:00:19.239 --> 0:00:21.880 Yes, they're like, I don't even like the way this tastes. 0:00:21.920 --> 0:00:25.000 I'll literally clean my shoes with this when you're hating. 0:00:26.960 --> 0:00:31.560 Yes, that's terrible. 0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:36.280 Drink take it every time, but yeah, I'm real sick afterwards. 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:36.920 I don't like it. 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:58.520 Doesn't chips in yourss, racist. 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.720 Money turning stuff. 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:06.039 I can't tell me, sweet Cara line. Boom bum bum, 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:11.360 there it is. This, Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:14.039 phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me. 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:17.760 The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:20.040 black conspiracy feriens. 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:24.200 And we finally worked to prove that Ron Harper is 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:29.600 the greatest, most powerful stutterer of all time. That's right, 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:32.200 ladies and gentlemen. Some of y'all are gonna say, Joe Biden, 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:34.800 You're gonna come in here talking about Joe Biden's the 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:38.319 greatest stutterer. No, Joe Biden's a coward who pushed away 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:41.760 his stutter. He fought against it. Ron Harper kept his 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:45.160 shit all the way into his fifties now sixties maybe, 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:50.320 and he's like, no, I stutter. I believe in my shit. 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:53.680 Joe Biden's a coward as far as I'm concerned. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:57.400 Ron Harper, though, It's like, when like a hot person 0:01:57.520 --> 0:02:00.240 is crazy, he doesn't look like he's a stutter, you know, 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.040 And I think he got away with just not talking 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:02.520 that much. 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:04.840 Yeah, you know, he's country as hell. He don't. 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:07.960 Yeah, yeah, You're just like, oh, that guy's real cool. 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:10.160 It's like I said, when a hot person's crazy and 0:02:10.200 --> 0:02:12.120 you're like, oh, I didn't even it. 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:16.560 Was so hot. You're like, I wasn't paying attention to Yeah, 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:20.840 I didn't know. It's talking about cognitively saying stuff that was. 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:22.520 That's not why I'm here. 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:26.160 Ron Harpper. Where does he go in All Time Bulls 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:26.680 for you. 0:02:27.320 --> 0:02:28.520 And All Time Bulls? 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:29.280 Yeah? 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:31.560 Damn? I mean because I know this is close to 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:35.040 your from Yeah damn. That's tough because I really liked 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:39.040 Ron Harper. I think my favorite it and some of 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:44.239 this is like it's it's twenty twenty retrospective whatever kind 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:47.600 of thing, right, Like I can't I can't pretend that 0:02:47.760 --> 0:02:51.119 I still respect Scottie Pippen, you know what I mean, 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:54.160 like that that ship has sailed. 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:55.840 But always got Charles Oakley. 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:59.160 Charles Oakley, that that man ain't never gonna lose nothing 0:02:59.160 --> 0:02:59.400 for me. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:02.600 You can him today. 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:07.080 But I would say Ron Harper is in the top 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:10.960 ten probably Wow. Okay, Yeah, I think he's pretty high 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:13.680 up there as far as I think anybody with like 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:17.160 a signature weird thing is going to be pretty high 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:20.359 on my list, even if they weren't like the best 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:22.560 of the ten bulls that have played. 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:25.600 You know what I mean, right, right, right? That's fair. 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:29.320 Yeah, I don't know if our guest today is going 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:35.320 to have any thoughts. Yeah where Ron Harper? Yeah, you 0:03:35.360 --> 0:03:37.200 didn't give me a lot back? You were like, yeah, 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:38.320 that's fair anyway. 0:03:38.680 --> 0:03:40.240 I don't have I don't, I don't, I mean, I don't. 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:44.640 It's like Charles Oakley, bj Armstrong was up there for me. 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.360 Whoa who was the one that used to hate and 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:50.840 then because he was from another country. I think that's funny. 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:52.720 That who Lauri Markingen. 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:55.640 No no, no, no no. He was on the Dream Team, 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:59.360 a white guy, remember, and he was supposed to be somebody. 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:02.240 Oh, Christian Lightner he. 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:07.000 Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, foreign white guy. 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.040 This is not good. This is not good. This is 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:10.280 not good. This is not good. Bench. 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.960 No, yeah, we're not. We're not nailing it today. 0:04:14.320 --> 0:04:16.560 No, he was. It's because you gave up on the 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:18.080 jazz ship. Yeah. 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:20.120 If I would have just locked in on the Jazz 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:22.320 then maybe we would have we would have all been 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:25.080 on the right footing and this would be a more 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:26.680 sensible episode. 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:29.520 Frankly, Yeah, that's okay. I believe our guests is going 0:04:29.560 --> 0:04:30.400 to turn it around, for. 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.400 I have a lot of faith and I if you're 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:36.479 talking about Tony Kukoach, yeah, okay, Yeah, he wasn't on 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:39.000 the Dream Team. He was on the opposition to the 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:39.680 Dream Team. 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:42.040 That's right. But he had already they knew he was 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:43.320 going to Chicago or something. 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:47.960 Yeah, and then Scotty and Jordan basically made a pack 0:04:48.080 --> 0:04:50.200 to like haze the fuck out of him because they 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:53.680 were mad at him for losing to them in the Olympics. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:55.760 It's they're sick man. 0:04:55.920 --> 0:04:59.000 Jordan was mad, and Scotty did what he was told. 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:06.159 Scotty shut his fucking mouth and finished finished the job. 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:16.039 Now you sound like Larca Pippin, who. 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.080 We would love to have on the podcast, Larsa, if 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:21.800 you're out there, I'm scared of it. I don't even 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:24.520 think she's at all black. But yeah, come on down, 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:28.080 Larza Pippin. We'll make an exception for you and and 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:29.160 all you've done for. 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:32.920 Some kind of a salsa type in someplace where they 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:34.720 have good sauces. I think she's from. 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:40.520 I don't know. I'm scared to say no because I 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:43.640 think there is some possibility that's just some Kardashian ship 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:48.560 where you're like painted enough that I've given you benefit 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:48.880 of the. 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:51.359 Doubt, rightine Zada Jones? 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:53.680 Yeah, and I don't. I don't want to give her 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:57.520 that kind of credit. Oh, she's Lebanese and Syrian. It's 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:00.960 pretty high up on the white skin. These people get 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:05.920 away with being darker though, right, Yeah, they they're they're 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:09.520 the people who claim like olive skin toned and all that. 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:14.599 But but I think that region, Yeah, it felt hateful. 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:17.400 Yeah, that felt very racist. 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:20.920 I was it when I spit afterwards? Is that that 0:06:20.960 --> 0:06:25.800 really punctuated it? I think that they, similar to a 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.760 lot of Middle East countries, have like a little bit 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:32.240 of a range in their like skin tones. They can 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:36.760 be both very white and like darker skinned. For sure, 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:42.120 our guest today has been insanely patient through all of 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:47.359 our nonsense, both our ineffectiveness with technology, our ineffectiveness with 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:50.280 basic conversation. She sat through all. 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:53.120 Of it, and our ineffectiveness with jazz, the one true 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:54.119 American art form. 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:57.600 And and boy, oh boy, does she deserve better than 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:00.840 what's what's happening. And no, we can't promise that we'll 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:04.080 get better as a group. But she is a very 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:07.640 hilarious comedian. We're both so happy to have her. You've 0:07:07.640 --> 0:07:10.760 seen her on Comedy Central. You've seen, more importantly, her 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:15.080 special Figuring It Out. It's on Amazon Prime and sometimes 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:18.200 it's even in the skies. It's it's up on those 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:26.440 sweet United flights. So if you if you want to 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:30.240 see it, that's you gotta fly real shitty to do it. 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:35.240 That specials not She's phenomenal. Give it up for our guests, 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:37.120 Katrina David. 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:40.400 Hello, thank you so much for me. 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:42.320 We're so happy you're here. 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:45.200 Can I just say one thing, by the way, just 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:48.560 the last thing. If you fly United first class, they 0:07:48.600 --> 0:07:51.720 give you champagne off the rip, you got to ask 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:55.640 for it. So and I'm a jump to guy. 0:07:56.640 --> 0:08:01.239 See I with my special. 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:02.520 Yeah you want some of this. 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:06.880 I am rarely in the mood for just on the 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:09.520 spot champagne. When I get on a plane and. 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:12.120 I yeah, and what and what level medallion number are you? 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:15.040 I I'm platinum, but I'm. 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:18.040 About about right. So that's why you ain't gonna get 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:19.920 the diamond. You'nna get there. 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:21.200 I'm diamond rising. 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.720 It ain't like that, shap I will say. 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:30.520 When you walk by someone and they are already so 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:34.560 settled that they're drinking out of a flute, You're like, Okay, 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:38.320 it's amazingly I have somewhere I can aspire to be. 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:42.199 Katrina. Uh, you came to us with a conspiracy theory 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:44.920 that truly couldn't have less to do with anything we've 0:08:44.960 --> 0:08:48.679 talked about up to this point. Good, I would go 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:51.160 out of my way to try to figure out a 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:54.920 way that these things have been connected. You said, my 0:08:55.120 --> 0:09:05.080 mama told me dogs form packs at night and attack people. Yes, 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:06.400 tell us. 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:08.480 So. 0:09:10.000 --> 0:09:12.679 I will get into probably other versions of this. But 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:20.480 I grew up in Florida, and yeah, dogs and my parents. 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:22.960 Well no, that's the thing is my parents both grew 0:09:23.040 --> 0:09:27.880 up in Baltimore. I was raised by very city dwelling people. 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:30.840 That's also the two places I was going to say, 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:36.559 where are roving packs of dogs? He gave me two. 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:42.520 Places in Florida. I think people rescue them because I 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:47.200 was told to stay away from stray dogs very aggressively 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:50.079 when I was younger, because and I would be like, Mom, 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.720 that dog's friendly, and she would say, no, they pack 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:54.200 up at night and attack people. 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:57.480 Yeah, just like just like our olive skinned friends. 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:03.839 WHOA, I didn't say that one. You got to live 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:04.480 with yourself. 0:10:08.280 --> 0:10:10.600 Yeah, I don't have anything for that. 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:16.480 I was just kidd good luck sleeping brothers. 0:10:17.960 --> 0:10:21.680 I think what I'm if I'm understanding correctly, though, you're 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:23.840 saying that like you would see a stray dog on 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:27.560 the street by itself right interact with this dog, and 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:30.959 your mom would be like, oh, no, it has your scent, 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:33.239 and a pack will form. 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:37.319 And like, stay away from all dogs because if you 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:40.920 were like to be somewhere at like dusk and see 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:45.680 one dog, a bunch of other dogs could come out, 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:48.280 and now you're just running from a bunch of dogs, 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:54.240 which late at night in Baltimore. She like, that's the thing, 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:56.520 is there? I don't know how true it is, but 0:10:56.640 --> 0:11:00.000 basically that like stray dogs in the city who aren't 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:03.680 getting you know, fed by anyone or anything, will instinctively 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:05.920 pack up if they find other dogs and kind of 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:07.840 just like walk around looking for food together. 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.960 I yeah, I believe. 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:12.960 Yeah. So if you're out at like two in the 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:17.079 morning by yourself, you could maybe potentially get attacked by 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:19.280 like a pack up street dogs. 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:22.920 So but if I'm hearing you correctly, this is almost 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:26.920 like an instantaneous sort of like fusing as a pack. 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:31.000 Like this is it. This is the Power Rangers turning 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:32.480 into the Megazord. 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:37.440 It's like I always imagined it like city nature, like 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:41.000 these like Oliver and Company, but meaner, like they're just 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:44.080 a bunch of different kinds of dogs that had to 0:11:44.320 --> 0:11:46.199 you know, come together. But I think in my mom's 0:11:46.240 --> 0:11:49.560 head they're like West Side storying, Like you hear one 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.400 and then all of a sudden they come out from 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:54.760 both alleys and now you're just being chased by like 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:56.960 pack of dogs, by. 0:11:56.840 --> 0:12:04.920 A bunch of Puerto Ricans. It is what the movie 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:05.440 is about. 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:10.280 I believe they're fighting uh vague whites. What are they irish? 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:10.959 In that movie? 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.800 I don't know they're they're just general poors. 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:16.480 Yeah, it's poors. 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:21.640 Yeah. The Puerto Ricans they're very specific. The whites they 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:24.040 are a little more like it. We're a little bit 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:27.880 of everybody. 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:28.920 There we go. That's why we can't tell because it's 0:12:29.480 --> 0:12:33.280 people that aren't Puerto Rican playing Puerto Ricans. Yeah, the 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:34.880 lines are really blurred apparently. 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:41.720 Yeah. But so these dogs will attack at night. How 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:45.480 much when when your mom tells you this, are you 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:48.319 bought into this conspiracy? How much do you go? 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:48.640 Fuck? 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:51.200 Yeah, you're right, mom, I'll kill a dog if I 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:52.000 come across it. 0:12:52.240 --> 0:12:56.160 Well, that's I was constantly reminded of this because I 0:12:56.360 --> 0:13:01.120 like dogs. So I grew up in Florida, where you're 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:08.640 just treat you treat animals differently culturally, like you aren't afraid. No, 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:13.680 Like I grew up around like we have animal people 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:16.719 come to school and teach you about exotic animals. Like 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:19.320 I held the head of a boat a bowl constrictor 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:22.560 in like third grade. Like I had a totally different 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:25.520 relationship with animals than my parents did in general, So 0:13:25.679 --> 0:13:30.720 they're more afraid of animals than I am. And so 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.559 and they both know that I like animals. So they 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:36.080 were constantly reminding me when I was little to stay 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:39.640 away from dogs that I didn't know. But they're just like, hey, 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:41.840 by the way, if you see a dog today, don't 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:43.679 mess with it. And I would be like, I mean, 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:47.480 I'm not making any promises, because because they knew I 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:52.360 liked animals right because I went to y camp after 0:13:52.400 --> 0:13:57.640 school and I like found a dog that needed water, 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:00.000 like hanging out being a loner kid out at like 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.200 the back of the playground where nobody else was, I 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:06.760 found a three legged chow wow who walked her up 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:12.040 to the school and gave her water out of a 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:15.320 water fountain, got yelled at by my dad, and like 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:16.959 the leader of the y m c A for I 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:18.040 don't know, like an hour. 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:25.320 As a as a kid who similarly liked saving animals, 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:25.840 like I was. 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:27.680 One of those. 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:32.320 I loved. I loved finding a dog on the street 0:14:32.400 --> 0:14:35.800 and being like, I'll help you, buddy, I'll get you 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:40.880 the safety little guy. And as as one of those motherfuckers, 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:44.360 I gotta say, a three legged dog you found the 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.640 diamond in the room that in my head I would 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:49.680 have been like, I. 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:52.960 It was hot, it was so. 0:14:56.080 --> 0:14:56.400 Are you? 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.320 I felt like she really needed me. It was so 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:06.680 hot outside, and I was aggressively reprimanded for it, but 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:10.280 because I think my dad, I remember my dad. Do 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:12.040 you ever have a parent yell at you like you 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:16.160 can tell they're also afraid, like he was. He wasn't 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:19.720 using his full like I'm mad because you did something 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:22.400 that I'm like disappointed in. He was like, you can't 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:25.800 do that. They don't fight you, like he was so 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:27.000 afraid for me. 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:29.320 He was telling you how the world is no as 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:32.680 and I hate to be dark skinned king animal hater, 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:39.520 but here we go. That's insane, don't you fucking I'm 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:42.240 also I'm with your dad. Don't you touch a random 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:45.720 disease as dog? What are you doing outside? 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:53.760 Like you can tell when they're like before you get that, oh, 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:57.760 I love that. He was already doing it back of the. 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:02.119 Hand love if they if they back up, you're. 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:06.760 Like, Hi, that's fine, Yeah, I don't I'm. 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:10.880 Not wrestling these motherfuckers to the ground. Stage. 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.800 What if it bites the back of your hand then what? No, 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:15.240 you don't get that close man? 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:18.240 You Wow, they'll like growl, they tell you, yeah, they'll 0:16:18.360 --> 0:16:19.080 let you know. 0:16:19.800 --> 0:16:22.240 There are dogs where you walk. Kind of towards them 0:16:22.280 --> 0:16:24.760 and they just run full speed and it's like, well, 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:26.920 I'm not going to chase it, rogers, He's going to 0:16:27.000 --> 0:16:27.760 be a good guy. 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:29.680 They're more afraid of you than you. 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:30.600 Guys are insane. 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:33.720 If a dog is all I can tell chasing you 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:36.440 like that dog has been trained, Like when dogs get 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:38.040 out and chase kids and stuff. 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:39.920 That's exactly what I was going to talk about. I 0:16:39.960 --> 0:16:42.280 can tell neither of you've gotten chased by a dog. 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:45.240 Oh no, we've been chased by dogs. 0:16:44.840 --> 0:16:47.600 And you still and you still put your hands up. 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:48.800 Yeah, this. 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:54.680 Is how much they don't care about kids versus animals. 0:16:54.680 --> 0:16:58.240 In Florida, we had a family that had two trained 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:02.560 Doberman's like back up to a playground, like we had 0:17:02.600 --> 0:17:05.200 a main playground. Also, my school was poor. It's fine. 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:08.639 We had a main playground and then if you wanted 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:12.720 more playground, you could cross like the school drive and 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:15.280 there was like a little bit more grass. But you 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:18.680 also had to deal with two giant Doberman's behind a 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:22.560 chain link fence. Fuck, so everyone kind of knew they 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:25.000 were there whatever, and they would jump, but they couldn't 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:27.880 get over. One day they did super Kid a bit 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:31.399 a kid in the face. They just made us stop 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:33.960 playing over there. Like they didn't make them raise their 0:17:34.000 --> 0:17:35.080 fence or anything. 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:36.840 They didn't make them shoot that dog. 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:39.000 They just made us have less playground. 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:41.840 So that's crazy that they didn't kill that dog. 0:17:42.320 --> 0:17:45.080 No, it was a big deal, but like they we 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:50.240 didn't win by any means bette kid in the face 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:53.520 because it was just like eye level with a giant Doberman. 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:56.439 I don't know if you guys have seen, but there's 0:17:56.480 --> 0:17:59.760 a video that's been going viral, I think on TikTok 0:18:00.080 --> 0:18:03.600 lately about a family whose dog bit the shit out 0:18:03.600 --> 0:18:06.320 of like their toddler. Like the baby can't be more 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:10.000 than like three or four, and like mauled the child 0:18:10.080 --> 0:18:14.159 in the face, nearly killed her, and they are still 0:18:14.280 --> 0:18:18.480 keeping the dog as like their pet. They like were like, nah, 0:18:18.600 --> 0:18:22.480 we forgive biscuit, and and like the video is like 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:27.520 showing this terribly scarred child from the bite that just 0:18:27.680 --> 0:18:31.000 like directly on the fucking face and eye, and then 0:18:31.160 --> 0:18:36.159 cuts to them still petting the dog while a much 0:18:36.240 --> 0:18:41.159 smaller baby is sitting in the father's lamp petting the day. 0:18:41.359 --> 0:18:44.719 You're just gonna for your kid to sleep in the 0:18:44.760 --> 0:18:45.359 same house. 0:18:45.400 --> 0:18:47.680 He's gotta go back. You gotta go back every day. 0:18:47.840 --> 0:18:49.920 If I was that little girl, I would kill that dog. 0:18:50.040 --> 0:18:52.320 That's what I was gonna say. What the dog? 0:18:52.680 --> 0:18:54.040 I would kill that dog dead. 0:18:54.520 --> 0:18:57.399 And and that's what's crazy is now your child is 0:18:57.440 --> 0:19:00.560 gonna have a body because you know what I mean, 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:05.240 your child. Nah, your child has seen light leave a 0:19:05.359 --> 0:19:09.600 creature's eyes and she's just got to go be a person. 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:11.679 I want everybody to know it doesn't count if you 0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:12.160 kill a dog. 0:19:12.760 --> 0:19:14.680 Hey, that counts so much. 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:19.000 That's like, yeah, doesn't more than kill a person. 0:19:19.640 --> 0:19:22.680 It do for me in a second. 0:19:24.040 --> 0:19:25.880 I also want to say I've never killed a dog. 0:19:25.920 --> 0:19:28.160 I want that there's gotta be some kind of graph 0:19:28.200 --> 0:19:31.440 of like age and killing a dog, like I can understand, 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:34.199 like Michael Vick killing a dog maybe not reading the 0:19:34.240 --> 0:19:36.320 same as like if he was eight and did the 0:19:36.320 --> 0:19:39.600 same thing, we'd be like, no, that's not okay. He's 0:19:39.640 --> 0:19:40.560 definitely about to go. 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:44.560 No, if Michael Vick was doing that ship when he 0:19:44.600 --> 0:19:47.360 was younger, I presume no hope for him. 0:19:47.680 --> 0:19:49.560 Well, those are the kids you gotta watch out for. 0:19:50.359 --> 0:19:52.520 Yes, now it's a warning sign. 0:19:52.720 --> 0:19:54.879 That's what I'm saying. So if this girl gets a 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:58.920 body on account of this dog. She's still gotta go 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:02.159 be a person. She's not gonna behave do you know 0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:04.119 what I mean? At the very least, that's gonna be 0:20:04.119 --> 0:20:05.520 a mischievous ass person. 0:20:05.560 --> 0:20:07.720 She's triumphed over evil. Like, what are you gonna tell 0:20:07.760 --> 0:20:11.639 me to do? I've killed my competitors. Someone bit my 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:13.879 face and I killed them. You want me to go 0:20:13.960 --> 0:20:15.120 to what? Bet? 0:20:16.280 --> 0:20:16.800 This like? 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:18.119 Reverse john Wick? 0:20:18.600 --> 0:20:19.240 Yeah? 0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:21.560 Yeah, has attacked by a dog and now she has 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:23.360 to live with the dog and get vengeance. 0:20:23.600 --> 0:20:25.639 Shut the dad? How about I do you like I 0:20:25.680 --> 0:20:26.399 did that dog? 0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:31.560 Now she's showing up places in a dark suit and attitude, 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:35.080 and it's like what happened? She's smoking cigarettes over she 0:20:35.160 --> 0:20:39.960 killed that dog. She's hanging out with Larry Fishburn. 0:20:45.960 --> 0:20:47.920 Oh man, I don't want to. I don't want to 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:48.440 kill a dog. 0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:51.160 Don't kill a dog. You gotta don't. 0:20:52.280 --> 0:20:53.880 I'm not trying to kill anything. 0:20:57.000 --> 0:20:59.240 Let me ask you this last question before we go 0:20:59.280 --> 0:21:03.280 to break. So you remain a dog lover or do you? 0:21:03.359 --> 0:21:06.119 Are you a proud dog owner? Now? Do you do 0:21:06.200 --> 0:21:07.080 you have dogs? 0:21:07.119 --> 0:21:09.720 I have a cat. I still like dogs a lot, 0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:12.480 but I'm very practical about them as an owner. I've 0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:15.040 read in Florida also rescued a lot of dogs as 0:21:15.080 --> 0:21:18.600 an adult, like I've got foster them and like find 0:21:18.840 --> 0:21:21.280 like I've been on the way to work open my 0:21:21.359 --> 0:21:23.440 car door, like seeing a dog open my car door 0:21:23.440 --> 0:21:25.240 and been like, where's your mom? And had it jump 0:21:25.240 --> 0:21:26.640 in my car and been like great, now I got 0:21:26.680 --> 0:21:27.480 to take care of this dog. 0:21:27.760 --> 0:21:31.359 Yeah, I haven't done it in adulthood. I'll be honest 0:21:31.359 --> 0:21:31.720 with you. 0:21:31.840 --> 0:21:34.200 You have people who care about you. That's a that's 0:21:34.320 --> 0:21:38.120 crazy behavior, Like this dog in the car. 0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:44.320 What I've a few times after attempted to help in adulthood, 0:21:44.320 --> 0:21:47.240 but I've never had them in my car. That's that's 0:21:47.280 --> 0:21:49.600 a step that I if I. 0:21:49.560 --> 0:21:51.520