Speaker 1: Las Vegas is a grown up place.
Speaker 2: Las Vegas is a child dush lost somewhere Hillman. If
Speaker 2: your parents gamble, you play poker and you gamble some
Speaker 2: money in I don't know how to gamble and bright
Speaker 2: the way, it's not that's not it's a weego.
Speaker 1: My parents hired a babysitter.
Speaker 3: And we have to stay in a hotel.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't it be nice to be a kid just say
Speaker 4: whatever came to your mind and have people be okay.
Speaker 1: With it because you don't know any better.
Speaker 4: Well, thanks to the Internet, parents are sharing the most
Speaker 4: embarrassing things their child has said or done in public,
Speaker 4: and of course it's hilarious. I'll go over the list
Speaker 4: of the most embarrassing things kids have done in public.
Speaker 1: Next, being a kid is so nice.
Speaker 4: For example, I take my pants off in the middle
Speaker 4: of a Walmart and start crying.
Speaker 1: I want to put on those underwear. Now, how's that different?
Speaker 1: And I get arrested. You would get arrested.
Speaker 4: Little Timmy doesn't. There was like, oh, that's fine, he
Speaker 4: doesn't know any better. But it would be nice to
Speaker 4: be a kid because you don't have to have a
Speaker 4: filter and you can do whatever you want.
Speaker 1: Because you don't know any better yet.
Speaker 4: And a list is going viral of the most embarrassing
Speaker 4: things kids have done in public, as according to parents.
Speaker 4: One says, my daughter asks every bald man if he's
Speaker 4: her daddy, even if we are with her daddy, but.
Speaker 1: Why her dad's probably bald? That makes more sense going over.
Speaker 4: The list is going viral of the most embarrassing things
Speaker 4: people's kids have done or said in public.
Speaker 1: Here's another one.
Speaker 4: We were in the pet food aisle of a grocery
Speaker 4: store and talking about how our dog was very old
Speaker 4: when he died, and how our cat was quite old
Speaker 4: and we weren't sure how much longer he would have
Speaker 4: to live. This older woman was sharing the isle with us,
Speaker 4: and my four year old son turned to point at
Speaker 4: her and said, so this lady, and then the parents said,
Speaker 4: I had to scoop him up and cover his she's
Speaker 4: also gonna die thin.
Speaker 1: Awful. Have you ever had a kid say something to
Speaker 1: you awkward in public?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if it's awkward as much as
Speaker 5: it just happened. Earlier this week, actually, we took my
Speaker 5: mom out for dinner, and we were with my niece
Speaker 5: and my nephew. My nephew's four, and he's really big
Speaker 5: into saying where it's like button poop and all that
Speaker 5: kind of stuff. So he just made up his own
Speaker 5: little song, started standing on top of the chair thing
Speaker 5: and was singing for the whole restaurant to hear.
Speaker 1: Was the restaurant impressed with the butt poops on the
Speaker 1: guy sitting behind him was?
Speaker 5: He was like, that's so cute. My poor brother's like
Speaker 5: dound real quick. It was really I thought it was great.
Speaker 5: I was really impressed by his musicality.
Speaker 4: Going over a list the most embarrassing things kids have
Speaker 4: said or done in public calls with yours if you
Speaker 4: have one eight eight eight, three four three one six one.
Speaker 4: One says I took my daughter, I think she was
Speaker 4: three at the time into a public restroom with me,
Speaker 4: and she loudly started asking why I have hair on
Speaker 4: my butt.
Speaker 1: It also says it wasn't my butt.
Speaker 4: Another one says an older woman wearing a big black
Speaker 4: cloak looking jacket with a visible ward on her nose
Speaker 4: said hi to my daughter at a grocery store when
Speaker 4: she was almost three. Oh, and then my daughter immediately
Speaker 4: glared at her and said.
Speaker 1: Go away, witch, don't you wish you could do that
Speaker 1: he as an adult.
Speaker 4: Sometimes just as a joke, right, she's like, hey, you're
Speaker 4: a witch because he got a ward on your nose.
Speaker 6: But you can't do that. That's rude. We really do
Speaker 6: ruin ourselves becoming adults.
Speaker 4: And if the lady with the water on nos could
Speaker 4: laugh at herself and go, I kind of do hunh,
Speaker 4: it'd be fun.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: People should just laying up a little bit. Also, don't
Speaker 4: do that because it is rudely. We're going over a
Speaker 4: list of the most embarrassing things kids have said or
Speaker 4: done in public, according to parents. One says we were
Speaker 4: standing in line to get on a plane and my oldest,
Speaker 4: who was three at the time, pointed to the man
Speaker 4: directly behind us, who had a very large stomach, and said,
Speaker 4: very loudly, he's having a baby, which is.
Speaker 6: Something you should never guess about anyway, in this case,
Speaker 6: that's bad.
Speaker 4: I was at the grocery store the other day and
Speaker 4: the clerk did it, asked someone when they're.
Speaker 1: Due, and they weren't.
Speaker 4: Dude, It happens so often you're not absolutely sure.
Speaker 6: Don't ask if they're wearing a shirt that says I
Speaker 6: am currently pregnant. With a child, right, you should just
Speaker 6: assume that you don't need to go down that route accomplisation.
Speaker 1: So bad for them. The woman too.
Speaker 5: It's the worst feeling ever, of course. And yes, I
Speaker 5: was wearing a bathing suit, so underneath of my shirt
Speaker 5: it was wet, so I looked like I had like
Speaker 5: if I was like leaking or something to somebody was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, how far along are you or like whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5: They're like, well, you're leaking. Doesn't that mean something? Suit
Speaker 5: also weird reason to say it?
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: They could have made it up, like.
Speaker 4: Not sorry, it looks like the two little facets you
Speaker 4: got on your chest.
Speaker 1: Or something.
Speaker 4: That's weird, weird. Don't let that get to your head.
Speaker 4: That's them problem, not problem for sure. Well to my
Speaker 4: bloody married thank you.
Speaker 6: That's what my daughter Declin does. She shames people in public.
Speaker 6: She doesn't really say embarrassing things.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: One time we were at a.
Speaker 6: Red Robin yum and she was sitting there and she
Speaker 6: got really quiet, and I was like, what was about
Speaker 6: to happen?
Speaker 1: She's six years old.
Speaker 6: She stands up on the booth, she turns around and
Speaker 6: she points at somebody's like, you stop chewing with your
Speaker 6: mouth open, and when you mouth fart, you say excuse me.
Speaker 6: The person burped and didn't say it's mouth smart. She
Speaker 6: called it a mouth part. Back then, what did you do?
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, well, shuts up. So that
Speaker 1: was a loud mouth part and you are chewing your
Speaker 1: mouth open, we call you.
Speaker 4: Another thing on the list of the most embarrassing things
Speaker 4: kids have said are done in public, one parent said,
Speaker 4: I'm currently thirty eight weeks pregnant, and my six year
Speaker 4: old the cashier, my mom looks fat when she's naked,
Speaker 4: but when she's wearing clothes, she looks pregnant.
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: The cashier said, thank you for sharing, Laura.
Speaker 4: Another thing from the list is when we were in
Speaker 4: a health and beauty shop there were too many customers
Speaker 4: and we were talking about our holidays as we were
Speaker 4: shopping for Suntime lotion, and then my five year old
Speaker 4: pipes up with remember when they closed the pool because
Speaker 4: you pooped in the pool. I haven't either, but apparently
Speaker 4: that parent did when their kid did not let them
Speaker 4: forget it.
Speaker 1: Like you forget it. That's when you get in argument
Speaker 1: with your kids, like you pooped in the pool.
Speaker 7: Not me.
Speaker 1: I'm an adult. I would never do that.
Speaker 4: It's good that on me, everybody in the pool. Not me.
Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame twenties. Hello, Hi, Mackenzie.
Speaker 4: This is Pete Eakins's assistant to the superintendent here at
Speaker 4: school district.
Speaker 1: How are you today? Well, I'm okay, great, I can
Speaker 1: help you.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm just checking in to see if you have
Speaker 4: any sort of lactose intolerance issues, or any gluten issues,
Speaker 4: or if you are any dietary restrictions, you know, for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 8: I mean, I don't, But what do you mean Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: Nobody has spoke with you about this, telling.
Speaker 8: Me about what I'm not understanding.
Speaker 4: You should have had a conversation by now with about
Speaker 4: the principle about what. I'm sorry about Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: I just don't know what you're talking about. I'm going
Speaker 8: on the towny Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're not, No, you're not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I kind of am.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: New every school at our district, the newest teacher is
Speaker 4: the one that has to be there on Thanksgiving Day.
Speaker 9: That makes sense, there's no school on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 8: What are you talking to?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 1: There's not supposed to be.
Speaker 4: But what happens if one of our students doesn't realize
Speaker 4: it's Thanksgiving Day and then shows up, Who's going to
Speaker 4: teach them? That's why we need at least one teacher
Speaker 4: on the school premises so that they can hold classes
Speaker 4: as normal.
Speaker 9: You cannot expect me to work on Thanksgiving Day. Nobody
Speaker 9: works on Thanksgiving anywhere?
Speaker 1: You do? You do?
Speaker 9: And what am I supposed to do about having Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 4: I cases, no, absolutely not. That's why I was calling
Speaker 4: in the first place, because I thought you were aware
Speaker 4: of it. There will be a Turkish sandwich and all
Speaker 4: of the fixings for the sides in the refrigerator in
Speaker 4: the cafeteria, so you will still.
Speaker 1: Get and it's gonna be me.
Speaker 8: It's just going to be me.
Speaker 1: Or if you show up, you can also reach your
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving meal with them.
Speaker 11: Are you telling me a turkey sandwich in the refrigerator
Speaker 11: and I'm alone in the school?
Speaker 9: In case the student shows up because they don't know
Speaker 9: the school's closed and I'm supposed to share a turkey
Speaker 9: sandwich with a student.
Speaker 4: We will have two turkey sandwiches in there, just in case,
Speaker 4: And then you can have both of them.
Speaker 1: Nobody shows up seconds, there is no wait.
Speaker 8: I'm working on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: If I could just you know, you can take this
Speaker 1: up with the principal.
Speaker 4: I will say if you are not willing to work
Speaker 4: on Thanksgiving Day, it probably may leaves the termination.
Speaker 12: But there may be is terminate someone for not working.
Speaker 8: On a holiday.
Speaker 4: This is a I just need to knowetary issues so
Speaker 4: I can order mac and cheese or not.
Speaker 8: You know what, Yes, order mac and cheese. Order a
Speaker 8: lot of mac and cheese. I love maca cheese. Orders
Speaker 8: so much mac and cheese because.
Speaker 4: I will well over your head. I'm sorry, what did
Speaker 4: you want to do with mac and cheese?
Speaker 12: Okay, so what was your name again?
Speaker 1: P Dakin's assistant to the superintendent here.
Speaker 9: You know what, until I rule superintendent calls me and
Speaker 9: notifies me of this that someone with actual power. You
Speaker 9: can eat that macaroni and cheese all by yourself because
Speaker 9: I am not working on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: Alyssa said you'd be working. Alyssa, yeah, your coworker. Listen, yes,
Speaker 4: she she volunteered.
Speaker 12: You do she volunteered me.
Speaker 1: She said that.
Speaker 3: Just because I'm the newest teacher.
Speaker 8: Just because I'm the newest teacher doesn't mean Alyssa.
Speaker 1: What we talked to alys about it, She said that
Speaker 1: you wanted to do it.
Speaker 9: Actually we know, Iman Alyssa are going to have some
Speaker 9: words because I did not.
Speaker 4: Well, maybe you should because this is a prank phone
Speaker 4: call set up by Alyssa. This is actually from show
Speaker 4: doing a phone rank on you and your coworker.
Speaker 1: Alyssa set you up.
Speaker 12: I I hate everybody, I hate I hate y'all fordranking.
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: She said crap all the time about being the newest
Speaker 4: teacher in the school and wanted to mess.
Speaker 12: With you up every morning with stubile phone breaks.
Speaker 1: It's time for what's trending with na.
Speaker 5: There are two types of families in the world when
Speaker 5: it comes to the holidays. The kind that roll up
Speaker 5: in the stretchy pants and the big sweaters because they
Speaker 5: know what they're there to do.
Speaker 1: And then the other kind that.
Speaker 5: Shows up all dressed up and like their pretty dresses
Speaker 5: and like bows.
Speaker 1: In their hair and all that kind of stuff. You know,
Speaker 1: is that your family?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: The other way. I'm so thankful.
Speaker 5: But regardless of whatever kind of family you are, there
Speaker 5: are trending looks to rock This Thanksgiving, okay, and the
Speaker 5: look is patterns on the bottom and a solid on
Speaker 5: the top. On the bottom, on the bottom, patterns, yeah,
Speaker 5: like plaid pants and like a bowl pale top or
Speaker 5: a dress bottom.
Speaker 4: And I was thinking of an imprint on the bottom,
Speaker 4: right on your bottom.
Speaker 1: That's natural. We took that weight. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I showed up to Thanksgiving dinner that way would be weird.
Speaker 1: But okay, well you.
Speaker 4: Never know what happens at somehouses, all right, So patterns
Speaker 4: on you on the bottom, patterns on the bottom, and
Speaker 4: then whatever you want on the top.
Speaker 1: It usually is solid.
Speaker 5: So do you have to pick out all of your
Speaker 5: outfits before you go home? Then Victoria, yes.
Speaker 13: And it's so frustrating because and we go and everyone
Speaker 13: we go for lunch and it's like a two hour
Speaker 13: drive for more like my parents live. And then there's
Speaker 13: like a big just like random time that no one
Speaker 13: does anything and everyone gets.
Speaker 1: Super tired, and then they're like, okay, guys, let's keep drinking.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 13: It's like the nighttime the mariachis are coming. We're getting excited.
Speaker 13: You can eat more food. And I'm like, none of
Speaker 13: y'all hired.
Speaker 5: We took like a three hour break, So you're taking
Speaker 5: a nap and breaks in your little tight dress.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys have a very elaborate Thanksgiving. Yeah, tek
Speaker 1: me about it. You know Mariachi too. I love that.
Speaker 1: That's pretty great.
Speaker 4: That is great, and I don't really have anything to do.
Speaker 4: Can I come juggle?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just you know, I do charge your fee. It'll be
Speaker 1: great entertainment. Oh okay, you have to get dressed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just heard on my bottom. My got it? That
Speaker 1: kind of family. It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 4: Only on the Jubile Show. Ashley is on the phone
Speaker 4: today for to Catch a Cheater. She's been with her
Speaker 4: boyfriend Ryan for four years, but now she thinks something
Speaker 4: might be going on, so we'll see if we can
Speaker 4: help her out. Ashley, thanks for coming on the show.
Speaker 4: Sorry it has to be this way. What's going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, honestly have heard this so many times
Speaker 3: and never thought that I would come in.
Speaker 1: But her Ian.
Speaker 3: So we've Yeah, we've been together four years, you know,
Speaker 3: up and down like anybody else. I mean, not what
Speaker 3: you see on Instagram a couples. But I kind of
Speaker 3: just feel like he's done with the relationship. So it's
Speaker 3: just kind of like heavy on my heart right now,
Speaker 3: So I just want to test it. I want to
Speaker 3: test it. And so basically what's going on.
Speaker 8: I used to travel a lot for work.
Speaker 3: And now I'm not, and he's been traveling for his job.
Speaker 3: But it just keeps kind of picking up Mike.
Speaker 8: He'll he'll fly off somewhere for a week.
Speaker 3: And then he comes home for a couple of days
Speaker 3: and then he leaves again. And then when he does
Speaker 3: come home, which has been like, you know, increasing over
Speaker 3: the last couple of months, like when he's going away,
Speaker 3: so when he's coming home, he always seems like he
Speaker 3: has something better to do. So it's starting to be
Speaker 3: kind of it feels like he doesn't want to be
Speaker 3: at home anymore, and.
Speaker 8: I feel like I deserve better.
Speaker 3: When he's home, she's not wanting to be intimate anymore,
Speaker 3: which is never.
Speaker 1: And what does he say? How does he stop that?
Speaker 3: He kind of like when he comes home now she's
Speaker 3: always hiding off in his office for hours. It's like
Speaker 3: he makes it seem like he's writing emails, but as
Speaker 3: soon as I walk away, his.
Speaker 8: Messenger notification kind of.
Speaker 3: Things over and over and over.
Speaker 8: There's a conversation going on.
Speaker 3: And we're always like really open with each other about like,
Speaker 3: oh I'm talking to I'm trying to go and go,
Speaker 3: like they're so funny, and you know it's women's intuition.
Speaker 3: You just kind of feel like he's he's messaging with someone,
Speaker 3: like we know each other's friends. You know each other yea.
Speaker 3: So for me, like we're really good friends with each other.
Speaker 3: You know, like I hear about him and so I
Speaker 3: did comport him about it. I'm like, you've been going more,
Speaker 3: you haven't really been wanting.
Speaker 8: To touch me, and you're hiding away in your office.
Speaker 8: He legit just shrugged it off. He said he has.
Speaker 3: A new assistant in his office and he's been showing
Speaker 3: her the rope. So that's kind of been taking a
Speaker 3: lot of time. But I've seen I've seen her, and
Speaker 3: I'm really not the jealous type, but she's legit in
Speaker 3: his type.
Speaker 5: So so you think it might actually be the assistant
Speaker 5: that he's talk too.
Speaker 3: I do. It's like a horrible feeling in my stomach,
Speaker 3: like I just I want to believe that you would
Speaker 3: never shoot on me. However, really not like we've talked
Speaker 3: about that in the past, like we was how we
Speaker 3: wouldn't do it. I hope it's hell in my head.
Speaker 8: I really do know. I don't know how a global
Speaker 8: feeling so here I am.
Speaker 1: I just don't like how he handled you.
Speaker 5: Confronting him about the times shrugging it off and not
Speaker 5: taking the time to make you feel better is really unsettling.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people do that.
Speaker 4: You know, it sucks because I think they think about themselves,
Speaker 4: like how I'm not whatever, and then nay, it's like,
Speaker 4: but you're someone else's talking to you that you care about,
Speaker 4: like it's about them at that moment, and that's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, like so anyway, yeah, that sucks the way
Speaker 4: that was handled. All right, Well, you told us what
Speaker 4: a grocery store. He's a rewards card member at So
Speaker 4: we'll do the usual. We'll call and pretend to be
Speaker 4: from the grocery store and say that every single month,
Speaker 4: we choose one rewards card member at random who gets
Speaker 4: free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
Speaker 4: if he sends those to you or to somebody else.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm so nervous.
Speaker 4: All right, Well play, so I'll come back here to
Speaker 4: catch here next right in the middle, of to catch
Speaker 4: a cheater if you're just joining us. Ashley is on
Speaker 4: the phone. She's been with her boyfriend Ryan for four years,
Speaker 4: and now she thinks that he might be cheating. So
Speaker 4: in a second, we're going to call him and pretend
Speaker 4: to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards
Speaker 4: can't remember at and say that he's this month's big
Speaker 4: winner of flowers delivered to anybody that he wants from
Speaker 4: our floral department. And we'll see if he believes that
Speaker 4: first of all, and then if he sends those flowers
Speaker 4: to Ashley or to somebody else. But before we do that, Ashley,
Speaker 4: why don't you catch everybody up in your situation.
Speaker 3: So we've been together four years. I used to travel
Speaker 3: a bunch for work. He's the one that's traveling now.
Speaker 3: In his time away just keeps increasing. And then when
Speaker 3: he is home, he's been avoiding me. He's been working
Speaker 3: in his office and you know, big red slide for
Speaker 3: me not wanting to be intimate, which.
Speaker 8: No one should ever feel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've had that happen to me a lot.
Speaker 3: It's humiliating and like it's you know, I'm talking to
Speaker 3: him about it, like it's not like I'm like, hey,
Speaker 3: did you take up the trash?
Speaker 1: Like I brought it up.
Speaker 3: To him like this is a really big deal. I'm
Speaker 3: feeling like this, and he said, nothing's going on, but
Speaker 3: I still feel like there is with.
Speaker 1: His assistant too, is who you think it is?
Speaker 3: Yes, a whole opposite looking of me, totally his previous
Speaker 3: type before me.
Speaker 1: All right, were you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3: I guess?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, this is shorttle calling from I was looking
Speaker 4: for our rewards card member named Ryan.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, that's me Ryan.
Speaker 9: Hi.
Speaker 1: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 4: I'm actually calling to say congratulations and thank you for
Speaker 4: your business.
Speaker 1: Here this month's big winner.
Speaker 14: Okay, where did I win?
Speaker 1: Of the flowers? The flowers.
Speaker 4: Every single month we choose one Rewards card member who
Speaker 4: gets free flowers delivered from our brand new floral apartment
Speaker 4: to anybody that they want in the entire United States.
Speaker 4: It's absolutely free. You've won thirty six long stim red roses,
Speaker 4: a box of candy or chocolates, and a card to
Speaker 4: be delivered to anybody that you want. It's actually a
Speaker 4: three hundred and eighty two dollars value.
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 14: Okay, so you'll send flowers anywhere?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, cool? Great.
Speaker 4: Let me let me just give it to tell you
Speaker 4: how it works, and I can take the information over
Speaker 4: the phone. In a matter of minutes. I can call
Speaker 4: you back if you don't know who you want to
Speaker 4: send them to right now?
Speaker 14: Yeah, no, no, no, we can do it on the phone. Okay,
Speaker 14: let's send these flowers to Dana.
Speaker 1: Okay, and do you want to send a card along
Speaker 1: with this?
Speaker 15: Uh?
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, say something like, uh, I cannot wait to hold.
Speaker 12: You again.
Speaker 14: And uh the thought of your arms gives me strikes.
Speaker 1: Okay, got that.
Speaker 4: And now at this point, I would like to tell
Speaker 4: you that my name is actually Jubil, and I'm calling
Speaker 4: from a radio show that's called the Jebil Show, and
Speaker 4: your girlfriend Ashley is actually on the phone listening.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, hold on, yeah, and that's what this is.
Speaker 15: Oh my god, Hi, Hi, you said actually there?
Speaker 8: Yeah yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, I am.
Speaker 3: You know, like I asked you this and you told
Speaker 3: me nothing was going on. But I can't believe. I mean,
Speaker 3: I I asked you about this and you told me.
Speaker 3: Now and now it's your assistance, Like I just knew it.
Speaker 3: I knew it, and I asked you and you denied it.
Speaker 3: Why would you do this? But I can't believe it.
Speaker 14: Actually, I asked you this and you did this. Look,
Speaker 14: it's not it's not an easy thing to say. It's
Speaker 14: not it's not something I'm happy about. It's Look, Ashley,
Speaker 14: I'm I'm sorry you're not happy.
Speaker 3: You're so disrespectful, you're not happy about. Like, what are
Speaker 3: you even talusing about? It sounds like you you said
Speaker 3: you can't wait to be in her arms again.
Speaker 8: It sounds like.
Speaker 3: If you want this to happen, Like, what are you
Speaker 3: even thinking?
Speaker 14: Look, it's just it's I don't I don't know. It's
Speaker 14: it's it's an escape, it's a I mean, I mean,
Speaker 14: you know, things haven't felt good with us for a
Speaker 14: long time, and and you know, with with me traveling
Speaker 14: more and she has to travel with me a lot.
Speaker 14: So like it's just we have things we connect on,
Speaker 14: the lifestyle, the travel, the work, the loneliness. It just
Speaker 14: made sense and with us sort of feeling like there
Speaker 14: was a distance outside of it, I just I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Well, it should have broken up with me then you
Speaker 3: should have told me, and you should have broken up
Speaker 3: with me. We've been together long enough that you could
Speaker 3: have told me, and we could have broken up, and
Speaker 3: then you can do whatever you.
Speaker 1: Want you I love with her, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 14: I want us to be broken up. I just I
Speaker 14: don't know. I'm just trying to figure things out. And
Speaker 14: it's something I just kind of fell into and I
Speaker 14: should have.
Speaker 8: How long is this been going on?
Speaker 14: Like four or five months?
Speaker 1: WHOA?
Speaker 3: I thought that this was legit only like two months?
Speaker 3: And I asked you so long ago, Like you're so
Speaker 3: disrespectful to be doing that to me this lung. And
Speaker 3: I don't even know anything about her, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean? Like you've been taking intimacy away from me,
Speaker 3: which is so disrespectful to do to another human being.
Speaker 3: But you're disrespecting my body too. Does she know that
Speaker 3: you have a girlfriend.
Speaker 8: For the song? Yes, of course she does.
Speaker 1: It didn't start off this way.
Speaker 14: I mean I told her about my life, she told
Speaker 14: me about her life, her husband, all that, and then
Speaker 14: then we just sort of fell into.
Speaker 3: This her husband, her husband, Oh my gosh, what are
Speaker 3: you doing her husband?
Speaker 8: She's married. You're in a relationship.
Speaker 3: You're not like in some fantasy land.
Speaker 8: She's married.
Speaker 4: Wow, I'm sure her husband would like to know what
Speaker 4: she's been doing on her business trips.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, I just feel like I should retouch to her
Speaker 3: husband and let him know so that he's not being
Speaker 3: disrespected as well as.
Speaker 15: Come on, come on, you're already doing this on the radio.
Speaker 3: You don't look.
Speaker 12: I get, I get why you're there and I and I.
Speaker 14: Care about you, but I but if you're going to
Speaker 14: be vindictive about it.
Speaker 8: You know I'm done.
Speaker 3: I'm done. I'm done. I can't. I deserve, I deserve
Speaker 3: better than this. I am a good person and I
Speaker 3: have treated them so well for four years. I've always
Speaker 3: been there for you, and I don't deserve to be
Speaker 3: treated like this. I deserve to be loved by a
Speaker 3: good partner, and you should be humiliated by what you've done.
Speaker 15: Okay, okay, okay, okay, Just thank you for four years
Speaker 15: of treating me well and one nightmare of a phone
Speaker 15: call that you're blasting to the world, so I get
Speaker 15: the better that you deserve.
Speaker 1: And he hung up. Ashley, I'm really sorry, so sorry,
Speaker 1: I am too.
Speaker 3: I mean, I was an ur list that would end
Speaker 3: up this way, and it did, so I just need
Speaker 3: to go for a walk in clearer my head right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure you need to do whatever you gotta do,
Speaker 1: but just know this was a two for you did
Speaker 1: your good deed. Two for one. Yeah, two for have.
Speaker 8: Of the rest of the day.
Speaker 3: I'm back going to walk in google her husband now
Speaker 3: that I have her last name, Okay, I can let
Speaker 3: him know the Jubile shows to catch that cheetah.
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Speaker 16: that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
Speaker 16: room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
Speaker 16: award you no points, and may God.
Speaker 1: Have mercy on yourself.
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Speaker 16: What you just said is one of the most insanely
Speaker 16: idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
Speaker 16: incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be.
Speaker 1: Considered a rational thought.
Speaker 16: Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
Speaker 16: to it. I award you no points, and may God
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Speaker 1: Mel. What's up Mel?
Speaker 12: Good morning?
Speaker 1: Good morning? How are you.
Speaker 14: Great?
Speaker 4: How are you wonderful? Thank you for asking? And are
Speaker 4: you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 12: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Me too is just rattling.
Speaker 4: Victoria just sucked down a mouthful of something and was like,
Speaker 4: was about to try to say something, abo her mouth
Speaker 4: was full, so all you got out was me too.
Speaker 1: I try to wake up? Okay, well I think I
Speaker 1: do better. I drink my coffee right then and there.
Speaker 4: All right, let's see if it works. We're sending Victoria
Speaker 4: out of the studio. Yeah, and while she's leaving, Mel,
Speaker 4: the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
Speaker 4: to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
Speaker 4: know one, just say pass, and Victoria has to beat
Speaker 4: you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 4: She's outside. The door is closed, and Mel, your time
Speaker 4: starts now.
Speaker 1: Keep calm and carry on. Is the slogan of which nation.
Speaker 14: Britain?
Speaker 5: Which bird delivers babies? What's the minimum age for the
Speaker 5: Hunger Games drawing?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 12: Eighteen?
Speaker 1: What is hummus made from? What city is known as
Speaker 1: the city of love?
Speaker 5: What do you call a person who doesn't eat meat
Speaker 5: but seafood?
Speaker 12: Ran?
Speaker 4: All?
Speaker 1: Right, time is up.
Speaker 4: We'll bring Victoria back into the studio, and while she's
Speaker 4: getting settled, Mel, what's something you would like the world
Speaker 4: to know today.
Speaker 12: I'm a professional special education teacher and I love my job.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool, it's great. My mom did that too.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of patience. You're wonderful. Yep.
Speaker 3: Love it.
Speaker 1: Do you think you did? Do you think you did? Okay?
Speaker 1: On the questions, I think.
Speaker 12: I did really well. I do really well.
Speaker 1: With good questions.
Speaker 4: So yeah, and just so you know, when Victoria was
Speaker 4: outside the studio, her face was on the glass door
Speaker 4: of the studio and her eyes were closed. I think
Speaker 4: she was sleeping against the door.
Speaker 1: Get you can see me. So we'll see how Victoria does.
Speaker 6: As a note, if Victoria forgets that we can see
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Speaker 4: Amen, here we go, Victoria thirty seconds. Answer as many
Speaker 4: questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass.
Speaker 4: And you have to beat Mel outright to win.
Speaker 1: Mel. You can tell Victoria wouldn't to go.
Speaker 5: Now, go, keep calm and carry on as the slogan
Speaker 5: of which nation the taclonation?
Speaker 1: Uh uh uh uh ushra?
Speaker 5: Which bird delivers babies? What all of them? What's the
Speaker 5: minimum age for the Hunger Games drawing?
Speaker 1: So the minimum age twelve? What is hummusmade from? Uh?
Speaker 1: Jeffs Wait, that's not I don't know.
Speaker 5: What city is known as this city of love Paris?
Speaker 5: What do you call a person who doesn't eat meat
Speaker 5: but seafood?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh that's carrion. No, give it line. Your time is up.
Speaker 4: Same amount of questions, in thought, amount of questions. Send
Speaker 4: it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
Speaker 4: did with our scoreboard and producer Brad Victoria got three correct,
Speaker 4: is more than way more than normal?
Speaker 1: Okay, so more than normal? Peace. Did you take it too? Yes?
Speaker 1: I did me and I give it to me. I probably,
Speaker 1: I don't know that's true. That is true.
Speaker 4: Mel got four crow, Mel, congratulations, you did it top Mel,
Speaker 4: you beat Victoria.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, Thank you. Yep. Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 5: Keep calm and carry on as the slogan of Britain, Oh,
Speaker 5: which a stork delivers babies like to your house?
Speaker 1: I'm the like bird baby. Make clarify how babies are
Speaker 1: actually delivered?
Speaker 13: Well you should, yeah, but she said deliver so like
Speaker 13: babies is what I thought.
Speaker 1: Which bird delivers babies? All of them? They all have babies?
Speaker 1: Mel got it right. Does the stork deliver babies to
Speaker 1: other birds too?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Just human babies, human babies? Okay, tats movie bro.
Speaker 5: The minimum age of the Hunger Games drawing is twelve.
Speaker 5: Hummus is made from chickpeas, not chips.
Speaker 1: Certainly not chips. But although now I'm curious, I think
Speaker 1: is now I just want some hummus and chips. Yeah.
Speaker 5: The City of love is Paris, and a pescatarian is
Speaker 5: somebody that eats youa food but not me.
Speaker 1: Okay, you did it to you, I see. Yeah, why
Speaker 1: trying to give me less than I got? I just
Speaker 1: was making sure.
Speaker 4: Uh huh, Mel, thank you for playing Congratulations again. Wow,
Speaker 4: like you versus Victoria the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
Speaker 4: if you want to play Victoria, you can always dm
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Speaker 4: Nicholas is on the phone today for a first day
Speaker 4: follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Laurence.
Speaker 4: So we're gonna call her in a little bit and
Speaker 4: see if she'll tell us why she's going to seeing
Speaker 4: him and maybe get him another day. But first, Nicholas,
Speaker 4: how long has it been since you heard from Lauren?
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, probably like five days or so.
Speaker 1: But how often did you guys communicate leading up to that?
Speaker 18: What do you mean like being like leading up to
Speaker 18: being ghosted?
Speaker 5: I guess leading up to the date. Was it like
Speaker 5: you matched somewhere and you decided to go directly on
Speaker 5: a date or were you talking for a little while
Speaker 5: before that.
Speaker 18: So we met at a like a wine charity event.
Speaker 18: We were both there for work, and you know, we
Speaker 18: bumped into each other. We were looking at some of
Speaker 18: the items that were going for like a silent auction,
Speaker 18: and there were just like some crazy stuff that that
Speaker 18: were coming to auctions. So we just you know went
Speaker 18: through made fun and some of the items together and
Speaker 18: stuff like that.
Speaker 12: Weird items.
Speaker 1: So that's how you met. That sounds fun though, Yeah.
Speaker 18: Yeah, it was pretty cool, you know. I mean we
Speaker 18: you know, we exchanged numbers and just decided to go
Speaker 18: to dinner our first real date together. So I took
Speaker 18: her to like find a pizza place, got him to eat.
Speaker 18: We lost you know, we talked about our jobs, pets,
Speaker 18: you know, where we want to go, like our dream vacations,
Speaker 18: you know what we're looking for. On the partner, it
Speaker 18: was it was really easy.
Speaker 1: Did your wants and stuff line up?
Speaker 18: Yeah, I mean it sounded like we were on the
Speaker 18: same page. I mean, she she spent the entire time
Speaker 18: last thing. You know, we had a really good date, so,
Speaker 18: I mean I was a little bit nervous actually on
Speaker 18: the on the dates, so I was a little bit
Speaker 18: digity filled the water on myself. When the first pizza came,
Speaker 18: I knocked on the floor. I was, oh my god,
Speaker 18: I was just I was mortorfized.
Speaker 1: You didn't pick up the pizza and eat it.
Speaker 18: After But you know, she she left and you know
Speaker 18: she left, and it was so it didn't seem like
Speaker 18: it was that big of a deal. You know, we
Speaker 18: got another bottle of wine and I should like none
Speaker 18: of it happened, So it seemed like every went well.
Speaker 1: A nice way to recover from that's.
Speaker 5: Honestly, you've been there. I definitely spilled all over myself
Speaker 5: more than once, so it's okay.
Speaker 1: How did everything end?
Speaker 18: I think it went It ended well. I mean, you know,
Speaker 18: when when she was leaving me kissed each other in
Speaker 18: the cheek and she was such a great time and
Speaker 18: you know I put her in the tuber and she
Speaker 18: had a big smile on her face. So I felt
Speaker 18: like it went really well.
Speaker 1: And did you guys talk out all after the date?
Speaker 18: No, that's it not all I've I've called it twice,
Speaker 18: exted her nothing.
Speaker 1: Why do you think she's ghosting you?
Speaker 18: I have no clue. Maybe the pizza thing. Maybe she
Speaker 18: thought I was like a nervous person.
Speaker 1: Okay, but other than that, you can't think of anything.
Speaker 18: No, I mean to me, everything went well. The only
Speaker 18: thing to think of is, like, like I said, like
Speaker 18: I was really nervous and I came off a little
Speaker 18: bit fidgety and stuff. But I don't think anything else.
Speaker 4: All right, Well we'll see we can figure out were
Speaker 4: you play us come back, and then call her and
Speaker 4: Steve will tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe
Speaker 4: get you another date.
Speaker 3: Okay, awesome, thanks guys.
Speaker 4: All right, play song, come back, get your first DAE
Speaker 4: follow up next. If you're just joining us for today's
Speaker 4: first day follow up. Nicholas is on the phone and
Speaker 4: he's getting ghosted by a woman named Lauren. We're about
Speaker 4: to call her and see if she's tell us why
Speaker 4: she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But
Speaker 4: before we do that, Nicholas, why don't you remind everybody
Speaker 4: about your date with Lauren.
Speaker 18: I went abou how we met. We at a wine
Speaker 18: Charlie event. But you know, after that, we went on
Speaker 18: our first real date, went to this really fancy pizza place.
Speaker 8: Everything went well.
Speaker 18: I mean I was a little bit nervous. I skilled
Speaker 18: the first pizza, but everything ended really well. Put her
Speaker 18: on an uber and you know, you gave each other
Speaker 18: a kissing my cheek and she had a really big
Speaker 18: smile on her face. So I assume everything went well with.
Speaker 4: Her neighbor with a big smile face sounds like a
Speaker 4: great wah?
Speaker 1: It does?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, were you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 18: Please?
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Lauren. Please,
Speaker 4: Hello Lauren. My name is Jubel and I host a
Speaker 4: RITA show. It's called the Jebel Show.
Speaker 1: Hi, Lauren Hull shows here. My name is Nina. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Victorian. How are you?
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 12: How are you guys?
Speaker 1: Good? Do you listen to the show?
Speaker 12: Of course?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Thanks? Well have you ever heard a first day
Speaker 1: follow up before?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Here?
Speaker 1: You what if I told you you're about to be
Speaker 1: the star of one?
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, we got an email about you from someone
Speaker 4: that you're ghosting.
Speaker 12: But I'm ghosting anyone.
Speaker 4: Is there anybody that you went out on a date
Speaker 4: with that you're not calling back or not talking to?
Speaker 12: Well, I mean I'm on the apps and stuff like that.
Speaker 12: So I have gone on a couple of days recently, Yes, have.
Speaker 1: You gone on a date with the dude named Nicholas?
Speaker 12: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 1: Nicol, because he says you're ghosting him.
Speaker 12: Well not boasting him. I mean it was one date.
Speaker 12: So it's not like it's not like serious commitment or
Speaker 12: anything like that. It was it was literally one date.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you somebody you are not talking to him
Speaker 1: on purpose?
Speaker 12: Yeah kind of, But it's not like it's not quite
Speaker 12: like that because there just wasn't really anything that would
Speaker 12: warrant us for a second date.
Speaker 1: You know, that's not what he thinks.
Speaker 12: Well, I mean he's he's a really sweet guy, don't
Speaker 12: get me wrong. I mean we went to an event,
Speaker 12: we had a good time, but that's like that's not
Speaker 12: really First of all, that was not a date. That
Speaker 12: was something that we both just happened to be at,
Speaker 12: So let's stretch that as being a date. We did
Speaker 12: go to a piece of place, and yes, that was
Speaker 12: a date, but honestly, I mean it was one date.
Speaker 12: It was fun, it was fine, but I wasn't like,
Speaker 12: oh my gosh, I can't wait to go in another
Speaker 12: day with Nicholas, like I have to have him in
Speaker 12: my life.
Speaker 1: Type thing.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, anything happened well no, I mean, like I said,
Speaker 5: he was really sweet.
Speaker 12: He definitely was super nervous and it was cute. It
Speaker 12: was definitely cute. But he and I don't even care.
Speaker 12: Like he did spill some stuff, like he spilled his drink,
Speaker 12: he spilled the pizza. I was like, Okay, it's like
Speaker 12: kind of cute and funny, but it wasn't somebody that
Speaker 12: was like knocking it out of the park for me
Speaker 12: or anything like that. And then we had wine, so
Speaker 12: that's all, you know, that makes it super fun too.
Speaker 12: But other than that, I mean, yeah, we had some
Speaker 12: good conversations, but there are conversations do you have in
Speaker 12: a first date with everyone, right, Like, Okay, where do
Speaker 12: you want to go on vacation? I want to go
Speaker 12: to Ireland? Yes, do you have any pets?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: My dog is named Junior.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 12: I wouldn't say bored, but he wasn't up to my level.
Speaker 12: I guess that makes me sound really snotty.
Speaker 1: But if you want to say not on your level,
Speaker 1: that's your choice.
Speaker 12: Well, no, he's just like he I don't think that
Speaker 12: him and I would have like a fun time together
Speaker 12: all the time.
Speaker 1: Okay, just no chemistry.
Speaker 12: Do you guys see what I'm saying. Yes, okay, well
Speaker 12: it sounds way better, by the way.
Speaker 1: Thanks for telling us. Appreciate that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, And Nicholas is on the phone and has
Speaker 4: been listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: I sholl show you that.
Speaker 12: Hey, Lauren, that's fine. Hi, how are you. I'm good.
Speaker 18: I was just I know, to me, it just seemed
Speaker 18: like you had a really good time on the data.
Speaker 18: I mean you were smiling the whole time, and everything
Speaker 18: seemed like it was going really well.
Speaker 12: Well yeah, I mean I was smiling profon. I'm a
Speaker 12: smiley person anyway. And the other thing is like we're
Speaker 12: drinking wine. I had a couple of gummies. So I
Speaker 12: was just I was being mean, you know, I was
Speaker 12: just I was living my Beth life.
Speaker 1: That always helps a little bit, I would imagine.
Speaker 18: So why did you say that we should do it again?
Speaker 11: Then?
Speaker 12: Well, that's just what people say. It's like the plate thing. Like,
Speaker 12: it's like the same thing when I run into an acquaintance, acquaintance, Oh,
Speaker 12: we should hang out sometimes. Yeah, I'm probably not going
Speaker 12: to hang out with them. We're just acquaintances. It's just
Speaker 12: something you say, Oh yeah, we should go out again. Yeah, okay, sure, whatever.
Speaker 18: I get it.
Speaker 12: You guys seem like you're gugging me.
Speaker 1: I'm not. Yeah, I mean, well, like.
Speaker 12: When you go to date, you know how, Like when
Speaker 12: I go on a date, I like to have a
Speaker 12: little bit of something to make the day fun and
Speaker 12: kind of get me through it, because you know, when
Speaker 12: you're on these apps and you're going on so many dates,
Speaker 12: you just need to, like, you know, chill. So that's
Speaker 12: why I might have seemed a little extra flirty or
Speaker 12: a little extra smiley, because I just had a little courage,
Speaker 12: you know, a little little gummy courage, you know, and
Speaker 12: I wanted to be myself as much as possible and
Speaker 12: not be super nervous, which he obviously was. Honestly, you
Speaker 12: should probably take a gummy or two before going on date, okay,
Speaker 12: Am I right?
Speaker 11: Am?
Speaker 1: I right? I get it.
Speaker 18: I mean, doesn't really feel like you're being yourself because
Speaker 18: you got to take something, you know, to switch you
Speaker 18: out of the toll see that you're in. So it
Speaker 18: doesn't sound like you're being yourself if you're taking a gummy.
Speaker 18: But it's cool, I get it. You know, you do
Speaker 18: whatever you want, but I'm not into.
Speaker 12: Drugs, So it's not drugs. It's a gummy. It's like
Speaker 12: chill pill.
Speaker 1: Have you eat someone that right now?
Speaker 12: I wish? Oh my gosh, I probably would be a
Speaker 12: lot more work by day, Lauren.
Speaker 1: Would you like to go with with Nicholas on another day?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it.
Speaker 12: No, not really?
Speaker 1: Okay, Sorry, Nicholas to.
Speaker 12: Excite like he's super sweet, but he's just different. His
Speaker 12: world is different than my world.
Speaker 1: It's probably a good thing for you than Nicholas to
Speaker 1: know that your worlds are different, so you can find
Speaker 1: somebody in your world.
Speaker 18: Sure, that's fine. I don't want to go with a
Speaker 18: drug addict anyway.
Speaker 12: I'm not a freaking drug addict. I okay, So I
Speaker 12: like to have some gummies whenever I'm you know, going
Speaker 12: on dates. Like that's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 18: All right. I mean that's your thing, whatever.
Speaker 12: It is, my thing, younifor I'm saying you guys like
Speaker 12: he's just kind of boring.
Speaker 1: It's cool.
Speaker 5: It just sounds like you guys are different. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: all right, it's very different.
Speaker 4: But thank you for thank you for taking the time
Speaker 4: to explain that to us and Nicholas, thank you for
Speaker 4: doing the first day follow up.
Speaker 1: That's a left on your next day.
Speaker 12: You appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Guys, Julie's first day follow up.
Speaker 3: My therapist just asked me, where's the last place I
Speaker 3: flew and I said off the handle?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 10: She said, we'll have to unpack that later, and I said,
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Speaker 1: Because that's how bad I need a vacation, can have
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Speaker 4: You pull out your phone and check what time it is,
Speaker 4: and then only seconds later you pick up your phone
Speaker 4: again to look at it and check the time because
Speaker 4: you realize took out your phone, but did everything else
Speaker 4: but look at the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me neither. Well.
Speaker 4: A list is going viral of things that basically everyone
Speaker 4: on this planet has experienced but doesn't talk about, and
Speaker 4: it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: We'll go over the list.
Speaker 4: Next so you can realize that, hey, none of us
Speaker 4: have anything figured out, so we should just stop trying.
Speaker 1: Coming up right after this, it's the Jebile Show, isn't
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Speaker 4: And here's a question, when is the last time you
Speaker 4: saw an old friend in a parking lot? And then
Speaker 4: realize the person waving at you all excited isn't an
Speaker 4: old friend at all? Their old friend is behind you
Speaker 4: and you just waved it as toll stranger and went hey.
Speaker 1: Last week.
Speaker 4: We've all been there, but very few of us talk
Speaker 4: about it, because, well, we have this weird thing being
Speaker 4: humans where we care if we look dumb. Yes, true,
Speaker 4: it actually makes us not live comfortable in our own
Speaker 4: skin if you think about it.
Speaker 1: Like, look at dogs.
Speaker 4: They have the ability to lick themselves in places that
Speaker 4: no human would do with publicity, but they do it
Speaker 4: right in front of the entire family in the living room,
Speaker 4: Like what I'm a dog?
Speaker 1: What I do? So why do we care if people
Speaker 1: would judge us? I don't know.
Speaker 4: We're definitely not superior to those free living canines. That's
Speaker 4: all I know. It's something we deal with, and that's
Speaker 4: why this is going viral of things that basically everyone
Speaker 4: on this planet has experienced but don't.
Speaker 1: Really talk about.
Speaker 4: So we'll go over the list so you can realize
Speaker 4: that none of us have anything figured out. One of
Speaker 4: the things that is on the list is my brain
Speaker 4: before going through airport security.
Speaker 1: What if I accidentally have a gun?
Speaker 13: And I swear I never have one, but I'm so scared, Like,
Speaker 13: what do I have in my bag?
Speaker 4: I do too, I'll make sure sometimes I have things
Speaker 4: purpribably take on plant, but anyway, I'll be like, there's
Speaker 4: nothing in my bag, right, Like I double checked, I
Speaker 4: don't have I don't own a gun anyway. Yeah, what
Speaker 4: if somebody slew one in there? Someone didn't like me
Speaker 4: and they're trying to set me up. It's very nerve wracking,
Speaker 4: so irrational.
Speaker 1: He really have this?
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, yes, one time mine actually went off though,
Speaker 13: but it was a flashlight that I forgot was also
Speaker 13: a taser.
Speaker 1: But oh that's right, he did.
Speaker 4: Victoria did have to go back and talk to security
Speaker 4: about her taser.
Speaker 1: Gave me a note that I might not be able
Speaker 1: to fly. Oh my gosh, she got a warning in
Speaker 1: a note. Yeah, but he's like, this is going to
Speaker 1: go through like all of our investigative process, and I'm like, buddy,
Speaker 1: but it's a flashlight. He's like, man, there's a taser
Speaker 1: on the end of it. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: promise it doesn't work. I've tried it.
Speaker 4: I went through airport security once and I don't even
Speaker 4: know how I didn't realize this or why it was
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 1: But I had a big kitchen knife in my bag.
Speaker 4: And I was on the plane like trying to grab
Speaker 4: my laptop, and I'm like, oh, why did I have
Speaker 4: that in my bag in the first place, And why
Speaker 4: did nobody catch that?
Speaker 1: Oh trip it out too, Hey, guys, I thing someone
Speaker 1: for you. Guys, didn't see that I had this thing
Speaker 1: to try to site you up.
Speaker 4: It was definitely one of mine that I somehow, for
Speaker 4: some reason put in one of my bags at one point.
Speaker 5: I don't know why she was sub consciously scare I
Speaker 5: guess so, pretector.
Speaker 4: We're going over a list of things that everybody does
Speaker 4: on this planet but doesn't really talk about this. One
Speaker 4: says the moment when the receptionist at the doctor's office
Speaker 4: will look you dead in the eye and ask if
Speaker 4: you're available four months and thirteen nights from now.
Speaker 1: The only acceptable answers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, and I always pretend to let me just
Speaker 4: check real quick. I don't even have anything on my
Speaker 4: calendar at all anyway, but I still, yeah, let me
Speaker 4: just check. Yeah, think of free that day, very busy,
Speaker 4: but totally I would not be able to do that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna reschedule. Just swing in there sometime. I'll look
Speaker 1: at the email. I'll reschedule it later.
Speaker 5: But I love that though, because it's kind of like
Speaker 5: a suggestion within these two weeks of when your appointment
Speaker 5: supps to be, you should be able to get yourself
Speaker 5: in there.
Speaker 6: So you try to reschedule and they're like, sorry, we're
Speaker 6: not available for nine.
Speaker 5: Months every time.
Speaker 4: Another's that people say everybody does but doesn't really talk about,
Speaker 4: how chasing after a ping pong ball is dehumanizing.
Speaker 1: It really is, and it keeps bouncing away. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was gonna fight before.
Speaker 4: It never felt more uncoordinated than trying to chase down
Speaker 4: a ping pong ball.
Speaker 6: So true that we don't talk about these things and
Speaker 6: everyone has the same fielding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I never really thought about it.
Speaker 13: Right now.
Speaker 4: Another one on this list of things that basically every
Speaker 4: human does but doesn't really talk about, walking to your
Speaker 4: gate at the airport to make sure it exists before
Speaker 4: you go.
Speaker 1: Gates every single time, every time. I don't really know why, like.
Speaker 13: Obviously does exist, they would have put a fake number
Speaker 13: on your listen.
Speaker 6: I think there's this inherent distrust when you have secured
Speaker 6: You're like, I can't trust anything.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that planes leave it on time.
Speaker 6: I don't know if I'm gonna walk halfway down this
Speaker 6: thing go to the gate that he told me originally,
Speaker 6: then it's gonna be all the way across the airport.
Speaker 6: You just distrust everything.
Speaker 1: As soon as you have to.
Speaker 4: Scared, and I keep checking the gate after I know
Speaker 4: it's there. I keep checking on my phone or the
Speaker 4: app or whatever I have to check and make sure
Speaker 4: the gate is still the same number. I'll say it
Speaker 4: in my head because I don't even trust myself.
Speaker 1: I read it right. It's time for what's trending with Nina?
Speaker 5: Are you the type of person that asks a lot
Speaker 5: of questions? Do you find yourself to be a curious individual?
Speaker 1: Yes, am I, Yes, he's asking questions right now.
Speaker 5: But Victoria, I feel like this would be right up
Speaker 5: your alley, so I already did the Google search for you.
Speaker 1: Thanks Why do we eat turkey on Thanksgiving is a.
Speaker 13: Good question because it's the only thing like running around
Speaker 13: when the pilgrims like had to all come together. Was No,
Speaker 13: it's because the turkeys are the only thing running around
Speaker 13: when the pilgrims all had to come together.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I think that's kind of the same too.
Speaker 1: Turkeys gotta die due.
Speaker 5: To migration from New England, so it was all going
Speaker 5: on up there. And that's the same thing with cranberry
Speaker 5: sauce and all of the other things that go on
Speaker 5: our table too.
Speaker 1: And this goes back all the way to the.
Speaker 5: Eighteen hundreds, bro, we started this tradition and so like
Speaker 5: you know, even when there's turkeys not running around in
Speaker 5: the streets, we find them.
Speaker 8: Why came up with that?
Speaker 1: And no where did you say turkeys? What is that from? Ays?
Speaker 1: And I just think that's what.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 5: It's actually really crazy about turkeys. Have you ever seen
Speaker 5: wild turkeys just like chilling? Yeah, I mean you know
Speaker 5: in Sacramento, they're all over the place. They just like
Speaker 5: across the street, they just hang out on your lawn
Speaker 5: and they're just all over And every time I drive
Speaker 5: by them, I'm just like what heck man, we eat you?
Speaker 1: Why are they just running around? They're off coops. That's
Speaker 1: where they live, out of controls.
Speaker 6: Wild Nick traveled all the way from New England and
Speaker 6: nobody had grabbed them on the way.
Speaker 4: So they have New England accents.
Speaker 1: They have the Boston gobbles gabble. Well, now the more
Speaker 1: you know, and that is what's trending.
Speaker 3: Doubles arety little secrets.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, what's up? Do you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 1: I do? Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 11: Long story short, my ex best friend doesn't realize that
Speaker 11: her great sex life with her.
Speaker 8: Husband is because of me.
Speaker 1: Oh oh girl?
Speaker 11: Why a little bit of backstory. I was dating a
Speaker 11: guy that we worked together and he got a new
Speaker 11: female best friend who, so you said, was great. So
Speaker 11: I was like, okay, well she's so great, I'll be
Speaker 11: your friend.
Speaker 15: And she was.
Speaker 11: She was absolutely my best friend in the whole world.
Speaker 11: We did everything together, and apparently we were all through
Speaker 11: doing my boyfriend together and I didn't know about it.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 11: We had the boyfriend and I had been together for
Speaker 11: three and a half years, and I found out because
Speaker 11: we had gone to a car show she got injured.
Speaker 11: We all stayed at his place after that, and they
Speaker 11: were texting while I was sleeping next to him. Thirty
Speaker 11: things back and forth. Wow wow, Oh yeah, it gets better.
Speaker 11: So her and I we're still friends. I tell her that,
Speaker 11: you know, I'm heartbroken, but she's my best friend and
Speaker 11: I stay friends with her.
Speaker 12: Whatever.
Speaker 11: We end up going to a bar one night, we
Speaker 11: meet a guy.
Speaker 1: We both go on a date.
Speaker 12: I have a terrible date. She has a great date.
Speaker 12: Her and this guy start dating.
Speaker 11: So I tell this guy, hey, you know, it's really
Speaker 11: not fair. I had a terrible first date with you,
Speaker 11: like I'm kind of awesome, and we missed out. So
Speaker 11: we started drinking one night and one thing led to another,
Speaker 11: and I am the polar opposite of her in the bedroom.
Speaker 11: I'm wowed and she's not. So she told me when
Speaker 11: she got home from her weekend away that her boyfriend
Speaker 11: wanted her to do some really weird stuff that he's
Speaker 11: never asked for before, and she was super into it.
Speaker 11: And that's what their sex life turned into. They're married
Speaker 11: with kids now.
Speaker 1: So the things that you like, Oh, wow, I guess
Speaker 1: you got back.
Speaker 3: She still has no idea.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 8: Really, yeah, it's.
Speaker 3: Been twelve years.
Speaker 1: Are you. You're not friends anymore though, Oh god no,
Speaker 1: oh oh you're not. Wow.
Speaker 11: No, but I am saving a lovely happy anniversary card
Speaker 11: where I let her know. I'll think your twentieth anniversary
Speaker 11: on this.
Speaker 1: On that wow long game. Yeah yeah seriously.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
Speaker 4: little secret.
Speaker 3: You're welcome.
Speaker 10: Have a great day, guys, you too.
Speaker 1: Bye. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret,
Speaker 1: I do. Yes, Well, let's hear it. Okay, I'll dive
Speaker 1: right on it. Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah. A couple months ago, my best friend and I
Speaker 10: we were hanging out.
Speaker 8: We had a drunken.
Speaker 10: Night out, as you do, and we got really drunk.
Speaker 10: And this is my childhood friend, I've known her forever,
Speaker 10: and we actually ended up making out, okay, and yeah,
Speaker 10: she remembers it and she thinks, oh, that was just
Speaker 10: a fun thing. I remember it, and I feel like
Speaker 10: I have feelings for her that I didn't.
Speaker 7: Know I had.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 10: Yeah, So I'm I'm a little confused. I'm thinking maybe
Speaker 10: I'm actually.
Speaker 1: In love with my best friend.
Speaker 10: Like I'm actually thinking that I just didn't realize it
Speaker 10: until this happened, and I just I don't know how
Speaker 10: to tell.
Speaker 1: Her Yeah, that's a tough one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, would you be okay with losing her friendship if
Speaker 5: for any reason, like she freaked out, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like you have to tell her anyway, right,
Speaker 4: But it would be hard to have a friend that
Speaker 4: you were in love with that didn't know you were
Speaker 4: in love with them, but also like you just thought
Speaker 4: of them as friends, because then you'd be wanting to
Speaker 4: do more.
Speaker 1: Or like the heartbroken if arra dating somebody else anyway, but.
Speaker 4: Then you then you'd be close enough to me you
Speaker 4: can sabotage all the relationships what it's true.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it'd be a long term like long con Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I recommend that.
Speaker 7: But think about any of that well, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 7: I think if I don't tell her, it's going to
Speaker 7: be absolute torture. But I obviously don't want to lose
Speaker 7: my childhood best friend if she doesn't feel the same,
Speaker 7: So I'm really conflicted.
Speaker 4: Well, you have time to figure it out, you know,
Speaker 4: and maybe in that time, you guys could go get
Speaker 4: drunk again.
Speaker 1: She feels the same way.
Speaker 10: I mean, that's that's the hope, right, Like, and I
Speaker 10: won't know unless I actually ask her.
Speaker 1: Honesty is the best policy, But that's just me. Is
Speaker 1: fixturing my conversation? Do you love me? Yeah? Of course
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 6: I love you too, And like they're having two different
Speaker 6: conversations about.
Speaker 1: Love at the same time.
Speaker 4: Well, good luck. If you ever decide to tell her,
Speaker 4: maybe you should. You could come on the show and
Speaker 4: call her.
Speaker 1: And see it. You see what happens. Well, either way,
Speaker 1: just let us yeah how it goes. Yeah, yeah, let
Speaker 1: us know what it is either way. Good luck.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think I'm going to do it.
Speaker 3: Thanks guys, yep
Speaker 1: But what's your dirty little ingrant.