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Speaker 1: Just so Rembrandt Rembrandt, Dude Branch, Jude Ranch, d Ranch?

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Speaker 1: all right, yeah, totally changing my mind completely. Fine, sound

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Speaker 1: like you're thirty five, Well I'm sixty five. Actually, why

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Speaker 1: sixty five? You sound great. You guys are getting all

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Speaker 1: my information to speak up behind in front of we

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Speaker 1: protect you. Look, there's we've got all kinds of people

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Speaker 1: to listen to the show, right, young people, people that

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Speaker 1: are over fifty five, fifty five year old, you, all

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Speaker 1: kinds of people, and um, all kinds of relationships. So

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Speaker 1: I think you know, everybody in newer relationship probably just

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Speaker 1: heard your dirt little segual was like, man, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: But as soon as you said how long you've been together,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure everybody that has been together with someone as

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Speaker 1: long as you e were like, yeah, that makes sense,

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Speaker 1: probably probably almost condone it. Now some of them got

435
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Speaker 1: some good ideas. They're like, oh that's oh that's a

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Speaker 1: great idea. Yeah. So well, and I don't want to

437
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Speaker 1: say I'm the same as you, but I have drugged

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Speaker 1: my grandma before with t what is it the weed stuff? Cbd? Cbdah,

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Speaker 1: my god. So I'm with you, man, criminals stick together. Well,

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Speaker 1: well it's a little bit different. You're trying to help

441
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Speaker 1: your grandma feel better. I'm trying to shut my wife Bob.

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Speaker 1: Then Jewels Show on Demand and welcome back to the

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Speaker 1: game show that's taking America by storm, Stupid Internet Questions,

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Speaker 1: John Wonkler, And today question is a real doozy. Remember

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Speaker 1: we play the game Stupid Internet Questions at this time

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Speaker 1: every single day on the Jewel Show. I'm Don Winkler.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. Today's stupid Internet it is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's actually men Winkler. Although Don Wonkler was a great

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Speaker 1: game Wonkler. It's such a weird name, Don Wonkler. He

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Speaker 1: was a really good game show a real guy. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, No it wasn't. I've never heard of that.

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Speaker 1: Dan Winkler was, though Dank Winkler was wink Ye Quinkler.

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Speaker 1: All right, So the stupidest a question for today, this question.

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Speaker 1: See that's what Don Wonkler's friends calling Donker. Thank you

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Speaker 1: very much, Alex Fresh, thank Don Wonkler. Here another round

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Speaker 1: of stupid Internet questions today. Stupid Internet question that is

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Speaker 1: taking the world by storm? Is this, If animals could talk,

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Speaker 1: which one would be the rudest? Don Wonkler, let's discuss.

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Speaker 1: That's a good one. Animals could talk, which one would

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Speaker 1: be the rudest? Text in F one to six one

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Speaker 1: calls up eight to eight three four three, one to

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Speaker 1: six one Homo sapiens. Absolutely, that is a correct answer,

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Speaker 1: the most correct answer game. You just wind knowing that

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Speaker 1: you got the correct answer their armial cash prize. This

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Speaker 1: is a very low bunch of game showing, right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that's just the truth. Definitely, humans, Homo sapiens are

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Speaker 1: the rudest animal. Other than that, what would be the

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Speaker 1: rudest animal if animals could talk, okay for all animal size,

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Speaker 1: that it would be mere cat cats? Mere cat I

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Speaker 1: was gonna say that, Holy crap, what are mere cats?

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Speaker 1: They're like big groundhogs kind of are they wild? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you ever see the Animal Planet show merect manner?

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Speaker 1: It was all about meercats. I think mere cats look

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Speaker 1: rude because they look really judgy. Yeah, they look very

475
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Speaker 1: long and slender, and they look like an animal version

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Speaker 1: of a Karen like the next are very long, their

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Speaker 1: noses kind of up in the air. They're sniffing around,

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Speaker 1: just like, what do you do around my neighborhood? Here?

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Speaker 1: It's stupid internet questions, and today's question that everybody's weighing

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Speaker 1: in on is if animals could talk, which one would be?

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Speaker 1: The roots calls up eighty eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: to six one text in four one oh six one

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Speaker 1: so far Alex thinks mercats. I agree, male Homo sapiens first,

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Speaker 1: and then mercats. That's the for me, hands down. An

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Speaker 1: ostrich a strich, same birds, just they're they're cute. They're

486
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Speaker 1: taller than all of us combine, right, and then they

487
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Speaker 1: have that bald neck and they look so pretentious, and

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Speaker 1: they they're gonna pick me to death. They will. They

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Speaker 1: are Have you seen an ostrich like videos on YouTube

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Speaker 1: and stuff. Yes, they can chase you. They attack things

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Speaker 1: all the time. They can run like fifty miles per hour.

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Speaker 1: Not nope, it's like kangaroos. Same thing with kangaroos. Kangaroos

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Speaker 1: actually do kick you as well. That's not I talk

494
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Speaker 1: about kangaroo cooking people all the time. Yeah, I still

495
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Speaker 1: am not as scared of kangaroos as I am an ostrich.

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Speaker 1: Kangaroos look like you're drunk, buddy, right, like he he

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Speaker 1: gets ham already hops around. He wants to punch me.

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Speaker 1: That's what Kris look like. They don't look rude necessarily.

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Speaker 1: They look like d bags, like they work out too much.

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Speaker 1: They they walk around with that rooster chest. No, well

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Speaker 1: mind raccoons. Raccoons are evil. I've been in a battle

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Speaker 1: with a raccoon for about a month now. I hate raccoons.

503
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Speaker 1: They scare me. I mean they look scary. Well, they

504
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Speaker 1: had the face of a burglar. They do. But people

505
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Speaker 1: think they're cute, like these cute little things. But they're cute.

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Speaker 1: They lumber down city streets. There should be nothing in

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Speaker 1: a city street other than somebody who's stumbling home from

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Speaker 1: somewhere that lumbers. They're huge. I've just never seen you

509
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Speaker 1: actually look scared. There used to be this raccoon that

510
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Speaker 1: tormented me all the time. Oh my god. So I

511
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:47,920
Speaker 1: used to live it in the back of this house.

512
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,920
Speaker 1: I rented a room from a guy, and I would

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Speaker 1: leave very early in the morning. I would have to

514
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Speaker 1: leave about three o'clock in the morning to go to work.

515
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Speaker 1: And the first night I was there, was walking down

516
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Speaker 1: this long pathway my offense. I opened it up right

517
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Speaker 1: across the street or raccoon crosses the street right, and

518
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Speaker 1: I closed the gate because I'm like, screw that, there's

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Speaker 1: a raco I'm gonna wait. You wouldn't be able to

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Speaker 1: get over the gate. Yeah, And I was like peeking

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Speaker 1: through the little slats in the gate to see where

522
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Speaker 1: the raccoon went. Right, because I'm not I'm not a sucker.

523
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: I knew to see where he went. And he went

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Speaker 1: into the bush that was right by the opening of

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Speaker 1: where I had to open the gate. So imagine me,

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Speaker 1: I know that there's a raccoon and they're waiting to

527
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Speaker 1: attack me. I have to go to work and that

528
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 1: was my only way out. So I kicked open the

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Speaker 1: door and like jumped over how to go and ran

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Speaker 1: to my car because he was in there. And almost

531
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Speaker 1: every single morning he would do the same thing. So, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: raccoons are rude and evil for sure, texted him four

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Speaker 1: hund six one. Well, how do you think the routous animals?

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Speaker 1: Animals could talk? Call us up eight to eight three

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Speaker 1: four three the Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jebil

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Speaker 1: phone frame Mornings twent Well. Hello, this is an automated

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Speaker 1: call from Airlines in order to confirm your reservation. We're

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Speaker 1: now doing automated calls to make sure that you'll check

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Speaker 1: in on time if you are flying with us this evening.

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Speaker 1: You can say yes or no. Yes great you said yes.

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Speaker 1: Also for our records. Would you please state your full

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Speaker 1: name Jen? Thank you Ron. Jen. I'm sorry, Ron, I

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Speaker 1: did not understand that. Can you say it again? My

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Speaker 1: name is Jen. I'm sorry. I think I made a mistake.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like you said your name was Jen. Yes, okay, Jen,

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Speaker 1: that name matches our reservation. Thank you for your patients.

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Speaker 1: I just have one more question to confirm and your

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Speaker 1: reservation will be complete. Is Orlando, Florida your final destination? Yes,

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Speaker 1: got it. Thank you for your time, and per your request,

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Speaker 1: your destination has been changed to Saskatoon, British Columbia. Enjoy

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Speaker 1: your tree. No, no, no, no, no, what No Orlando,

552
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: not Saskatoon, Orlando. Got it? You asked for some notable

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Speaker 1: facts about Saskatoon. I can do no. Operator, Saskatoon is

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Speaker 1: the birthplace of Canada's thirteenth Prime Minister, John deepen Bay.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. No, I am not going to Saskatoon. Operator.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I misunderstood. Can you say that prompt one

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Speaker 1: more time please? Operator? Got it? Per your request. Here's

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Speaker 1: another interesting fact about Saskatoon. Saskatoon both the largest indoor

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Speaker 1: entertainment venue in Saskatchewan, Sasktel Center area that's in the

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Speaker 1: hosting capacity for up to fifteen thousand people. It's also

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Speaker 1: home to the Saskatoon Rush lacrosse team and the Saskatoon

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Speaker 1: Blades of the Western Hockey League. I don't care. Would

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Speaker 1: you like me to read you the Saskatoon Blades hockey schedule?

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Speaker 1: You can say yes, no or no or operator if

565
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Speaker 1: you need not your assistance. No, no, no, no, I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to Saskatoon. I don't give a about the

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Speaker 1: holockey schedule. I am not going to Saskatoon. Operator, and

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Speaker 1: I haven't operator, got it? Just to confirm you wanted

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Speaker 1: to speak to a live operator. Yes, I want to

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Speaker 1: talk to a human. Yes, a live operator. Got it.

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Speaker 1: I'll transfer you now. Hello, this is Gee. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you a Oh? Seriously, your company just called

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Speaker 1: me to confirm my trip to Orlando, and I spent

574
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Speaker 1: way too much time time. I'm not going to get

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Speaker 1: back in my life. I want to go to Orlando.

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Speaker 1: That is what I booked. I want to make sure

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Speaker 1: that I'm going to Orlando and not like Saskatoon. Wherever

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Speaker 1: the hell that is Saskatoon is in Canada. My name

579
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Speaker 1: is Gee, and you got transferred to me because um,

580
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Speaker 1: I work for the Saskatoon Blades in the ticket office.

581
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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Okay, I don't give it

582
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Speaker 1: about the Saskatoon Blades. Okay, Well it's a good season. Hey,

583
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 1: we're tearing it up there out there on the ice.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't care. I don't care. I

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Speaker 1: don't care. I want to talk to someone from the

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Speaker 1: airline to make sure I'm not going to frigg in Saskatoon,

587
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Speaker 1: but it's going to Orlando. Can you please transfer me

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Speaker 1: back to the airline? So sorry boot this. I don't

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Speaker 1: work for the airline and I don't work for the

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Speaker 1: Saskatoon Blades, eh, which please tell me what the fuck

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Speaker 1: is going on? Oh? Jin, what's up? This is actually

592
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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone brank on

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Speaker 1: you and your cousin Tamra set you up. Oh it's

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Speaker 1: it's I'm gonna kill her. She said that you don't

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Speaker 1: travel very often and you have a trip coming up

596
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Speaker 1: to Orlando, and I wanted to switch it to Saskatoon

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Speaker 1: for you. Oh my god, don't know what the Saskatoon

598
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Speaker 1: thing again? Why not? Saskatoon is a beautiful place. Ee.

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Speaker 1: I don't the Jewbil Show on demand. It's time war

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Speaker 1: of the Roses only on The Jewil Show. Here's the question,

601
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Speaker 1: what is one of the telltale signs that somebody is

602
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Speaker 1: cheating on you? They're shady with their phone, shady with

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Speaker 1: the phone, English evan, not talking a lot, not talking

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Speaker 1: a lot. I think a weird gray patch on the

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Speaker 1: side of the heads from cheating. Yeah, maybe like a

606
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Speaker 1: little skunk stripe. You ever seen anybody with that kind

607
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Speaker 1: of hair? Yeah, thats the telltale sign of a cheater

608
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Speaker 1: to me. Maybe I'm not good at judging cheaters, because

609
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Speaker 1: both of those things sounded way more correct than mine.

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Speaker 1: Tara is on the phone right now for a War

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Speaker 1: of the Roses to catch a cheater, and she thinks

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Speaker 1: that her girlfriend is cheating on her, and it's mostly

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Speaker 1: because of the first thing that Alex said the phone. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll find out exactly why right now. Actually I was

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Speaker 1: gonna say in just a second, but why not? Why

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Speaker 1: not just do it now? That would be just a second. Actually,

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Speaker 1: yeah it can be, so we'll find out in just

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Speaker 1: a second. One. Hey, Tara, how are you? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: I could be better, but yeah, yeah, I suppose so

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Speaker 1: if you didn't think that your girlfriend was cheating on

621
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Speaker 1: you before we get to figuring out why you think that.

622
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Speaker 1: How long have you guys been together? I'm about three

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Speaker 1: years almost three years. Okay, that's a decent amount of time. Yeah,

624
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Speaker 1: for sure. And why do you think that she's cheating

625
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Speaker 1: on you? But well, lately she has been a little

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Speaker 1: bit more distant, and she's traveled far away or emotionally,

627
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: I feel like she hasn't been spending as much time

628
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: with me, and she's been going out with friends more. Okay,

629
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: so emotionally distant and spending less time with you? Are

630
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 1: you so? Alex and I are married? If you didn't

631
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 1: know that, we have to remind people that because sometimes

632
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 1: new letters come on they're like, why are these guys

633
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: talking about sleeping in the same bed? That's weird for

634
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,720
Speaker 1: co host to dover. And Alex and I obviously work together.

635
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: We spend pretty much all of our time together. Um. Yeah,

636
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: we don't have a relationship like some radio hosted right,

637
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: And I'm only going to speak for myself. I think

638
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: we both feel the same way. I hope we feel

639
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 1: the same way. I like spending every single minute with her, Alex,

640
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: I love it. Yeah, I love it too. Okay, good

641
00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: to say. If I get a different answer over there something,

642
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 1: it could be bad for me. But yeah, some people

643
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,720
Speaker 1: aren't like that though. Some people really really really value

644
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:14,400
Speaker 1: their personal time and they don't actually hang out with

645
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 1: their significant other that much. Are you guys one of

646
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,399
Speaker 1: those couples that hang out a lot or a little bit? Yeah,

647
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: we know it a lot. Okay, so this is weird

648
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 1: for sure. Okay, So is there anything else that made

649
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 1: you think that she's cheating on you? Yes, she changed

650
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 1: the password on her phone. Oh yeah, Oh yeah, that's

651
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 1: super shady. That is big. No, No, definitely did she

652
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:35,879
Speaker 1: tell you that she changed it or you just saw

653
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 1: that it was different? I come one over her shoulder. Yeah,

654
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: I mean, you know sometimes you got to check. You

655
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,880
Speaker 1: got to check. The password is definitely different. So you

656
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: try to check her phone? Do you do that sometimes?

657
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 1: Or did you try to check her phone because you

658
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: think something's up? No? I never check her phone. I

659
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: just haven't felt the need to until recently, and that's

660
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,439
Speaker 1: when I thought the pastor changed. Oh yeah, that's okay,

661
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: that's devastating. Yes, something, I mean, there is definitely a

662
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: reason that she doesn't want you to look at her phone.

663
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 1: M Yeah, she's also been going out to happy hour

664
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: more often, in hanging out with her friends and our friends,

665
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 1: but not with me. Huh Okay, Like, does she say

666
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: why she doesn't want you to come along? No, she

667
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:25,879
Speaker 1: just says that she wants to have time with our

668
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: friends and she's just never done that before though. Okay,

669
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: have you ever thought about reaching out with her friends? Like,

670
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: have they said anything about what's going on? Yeah, you

671
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: should text some angrily like hey, leave my girl alone.

672
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: I just don't want to be wrong and then they

673
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 1: think that I'm weird or something. Okay, Okay, I don't

674
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: think you're weird. Based on everything you said, it's definitely

675
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: it's definitely shady and it seems like something's going on.

676
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: Um Okay, is there anything you can think of anywhere

677
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,320
Speaker 1: I could call from where I could offer her some

678
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 1: sort of romantic package with flowers or something to get

679
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:05,840
Speaker 1: somebody's name. Well, she does have a membership at Massage, okay,

680
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 1: because she got a car accident a while back and

681
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,959
Speaker 1: she was getting therapy there, So it wouldn't be weird

682
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: if you were to call from there. Okay, all right,

683
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: that makes sense too. You know those people they have

684
00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,279
Speaker 1: packages all the time. And a little incentive. So okay,

685
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,399
Speaker 1: So what we'll do is we'll play a song come back,

686
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: and then I'll call her and pretend to be from

687
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: the massage place and offer her some flowers to send

688
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: to somebody and see if she says your name or

689
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 1: somebody else's for the card attached. So play a song,

690
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: come back, and see if we can find out if

691
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:40,320
Speaker 1: terrace girlfriend Gina is chooting on her. Next does a

692
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: stereotypical massage therapist sound. I'm only asking because I'm trying

693
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: to get in character. Oh okay, okay, because we're right

694
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 1: in the middle of war the roads to catch cheater,

695
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: and in order to catch this cheater, I'm gonna have

696
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,479
Speaker 1: to pretend if you really want to get in character,

697
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: I will offer up my body. That's not the first

698
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: time you've offered me. That English evident right in the

699
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 1: middle of the road to catch a cheater. And Tara

700
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 1: is on the phone and she thinks that her girlfriend,

701
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:06,960
Speaker 1: Gina is cheating on her because all of a sudden,

702
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 1: Gina has become emotionally distant, and the biggest thing of all,

703
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: she changed the password on her phone. And Tara knows

704
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,879
Speaker 1: that because Tara tried to snoop on her phone, didn't you, Tara?

705
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: Y yes, I did. But I'm glad that I found

706
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: out the password changed. That's why I called you, guys, yea,

707
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,880
Speaker 1: because I mean, look, if someone is cheating on you,

708
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: they don't deserve to be with you, so you should

709
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: find out so you can move on. And hopefully we

710
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 1: find out that she's not. But if she is, at

711
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 1: least now you know. Yeah. So the reason I bring

712
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 1: up the hole massage thing is Tara told us her

713
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: girlfriend Gina is a member at a massage place, and

714
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call him there and pretend to have some

715
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,759
Speaker 1: sort of package that we're offering that includes flowers. And

716
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,839
Speaker 1: see whose name she gives us when I asked her

717
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 1: to put a name on the card. Are you ready

718
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 1: to go? Yep, I'm ready, ready as you'll ever be. Okay,

719
00:39:54,480 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm gonna dieal her phone umber right now. Hello, Hi,

720
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: this is Stupen calling for a massage I was looking for.

721
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 1: Gina is speaking. I don't think I've met you before, No,

722
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think I met you either. I

723
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 1: mean I see you remember here, and you come in

724
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 1: quite often, and I've never I've never had the pleasure

725
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: of laying my hands on you. I'm calling you today

726
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: because I don't know if you've seen the flyers up

727
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,759
Speaker 1: for the Romantic Spa weekend that we have. Oh I

728
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: haven't seen those. Well guess what. You have been selected

729
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: as our member of the month, our mom member of

730
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 1: the Month. Wow, and thank you. It also includes flowers

731
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: and chocolates that you can send to somebody whoever you

732
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: want to take on the weekend get away. You're fine

733
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 1: with taking a weekend trip and some free flowers and chocolates? Absolutely? Yes, Okay,

734
00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: i'd call you a looney tune if you said no. Um, okay, great,

735
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. We can send all the information

736
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: for you to sign up for the weekend getaway thing

737
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: online and we have your email. But right now I

738
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 1: can take care of the flower and chocolate stuff for you. Okay.

739
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: Do you want to send them to yourself? Oh? No, no, no,

740
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: I would like to send them to my girlfriend though.

741
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well that's nice of you. If it were me,

742
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be send them to anybody. Send them right

743
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 1: to my house so I could pay out and look

744
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 1: at flowers all night. But that's me. I'm a little

745
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: bit of a sugar fiend. So you said your girlfriend, right, Um, okay,

746
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: that's yeah, awesome. All I need is her name? First

747
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: of all? What is your gf's numbre? Tara Tara ta

748
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 1: is a A Ta or a ka Tara or Tara

749
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,520
Speaker 1: Tara with a T t A r A. Okay? And

750
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: how long have you guys been together? About three years? Okay?

751
00:41:54,520 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 1: So Tara? Um? Anybody else you want to send them

752
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:07,680
Speaker 1: to other than her? No? Hey, is there anything you

753
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: want to put on like a card to her? Yeah?

754
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 1: You can just say I love you baby always, Gina.

755
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 1: And that's to Tara t A r A your girlfriend

756
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 1: of three years. Nobody else like Samantha or No? Wait,

757
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: why do you keep asking me if it's someone other

758
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 1: than my girlfriend? Well, because I was hoping that I

759
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 1: could catch you cheating on her. What? Yeah? Because this

760
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: is jewel from the Jewel Show, not stupid from the

761
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: massage place. What is going on? What is this? The

762
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:47,239
Speaker 1: Jewel Show is a radio show. Have you ever heard

763
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 1: of it? No? Okay, we don't do massages. We might soon,

764
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: okay if our ratings are bad, we'll have to end

765
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 1: up giving massages to people to listen, but we don't

766
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: have to do that currently. Have you ever heard more

767
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 1: of the roses to catch cheater before? Um? No, I haven't. Okay,

768
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: Well I will explain to you in a second. First

769
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: of all, I'm Jewel. The host of the show with me,

770
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: is Mahata's wife, Alex Freeah and English Evan. Hello. That's

771
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 1: who's on the phone with you right now? Okay? Hi.

772
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: Also on the phone is your girlfriend Tara. Why what

773
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: is this? You're not even acting really weird lately? Okay?

774
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 1: So I called these guys to find out if you

775
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 1: were cheating, okay, And from the sounds of things, you're not,

776
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: or at least you'd rather send the flowers to your

777
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: girlfriend than your side piece. I don't have a side piece.

778
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: I'm not cheating. Why would you think that I'm cheating

779
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:48,680
Speaker 1: on you? Yeah, you're acting weird lately, and the energies

780
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: off too. I feel like there's something going on. It's

781
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,800
Speaker 1: so secretive. And why would you change the password on

782
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: your phone if nothing's going on? That is what they

783
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 1: call in the business. Here A good question, Gina, I

784
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: mean I just wanted to change it. I mean, why

785
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: are you going through my phone? I was like, you

786
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: don't trust me, help me. You haven't been acting different lately,

787
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 1: I mean, Tera, honestly, I have been acting differently, but

788
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: I really don't want to talk about it right now.

789
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it at all, especially

790
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: not on the radio, like you are cheating on me.

791
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:25,359
Speaker 1: Just say it. I'm not cheating on you, and I'm

792
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:31,799
Speaker 1: just I'm planning on proposing to you. Oh oh oh,

793
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: I feel like a jerk. Me too, Tera feels worse. Yeah, okay, okay, um,

794
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:49,160
Speaker 1: did you just say that you're trying to propose to me. Yeah,

795
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: that's what I've been planning on. And I had to

796
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,520
Speaker 1: be secretive because I didn't want you to know. I

797
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: wanted it to be a surprise. But do you know

798
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 1: I know this, I am. I know this isn't the

799
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 1: best phone call. But do you think you still will?

800
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: I mean I will, but the surprises? Yeah, well that explains,

801
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,839
Speaker 1: that explains everything. Well, I'm so glad you're not cheating. Yeah,

802
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,719
Speaker 1: I mean, that's good, Tara, right, it's a positive. She's

803
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 1: not cheating. Also, she hopefully plans on never cheating on

804
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:23,479
Speaker 1: you forever. It sounds like it's the exact opposite of Yeah. Yeah,

805
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: now I'm upset at myself. Okay, Tara, look I get it.

806
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,400
Speaker 1: I'm I'm still going to propose to you. I'm just

807
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: not going to tell you when, and I'll never cheat

808
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: on you. Can you give me any hint on one

809
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:45,439
Speaker 1: middle be No, Tara, you won one battle already today

810
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 1: knowing that she's not cheating on you. Just let her

811
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: propose to you, and then hopefully you guys can live

812
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 1: a happy life together. Yeah. I guess one question? That

813
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: was that vacation package real or no? It was all

814
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: made up? I'm sorry? Oh okay, Then Jebils show on demand,

815
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Its sign for your dirty little Secret.

816
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,720
Speaker 1: Text in at four one, six one and then type

817
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: on your phone, hey I have a dirty little secret.

818
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: Then text it to us. Yeah. And then if we

819
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: get that text and we decide to check out your

820
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 1: dirty little secret and it's good enough to make it

821
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 1: on the show, then you make it on the show like, well,

822
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: we're here to secret and you can say whatever you

823
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 1: want because everybody remains anonymous. What's up, you have a

824
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: dirty little Secret? Yeah? So my sister bought a new

825
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 1: house and she bought it in my neighborhood. She's like

826
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: a block over from my house, and I've got a

827
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 1: key to the house. We're super close, Like we're really

828
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: close sisters. We're like Irish twins. That's what those are,

829
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: Irish twins. Like, yeah, we're like we are blood sisters,

830
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: but we're like eighteen months apart. Right. Our parents got

831
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: busy at a certain time of year and it was

832
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 1: like within the two year period, right, so they call

833
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: it Irish twins. Ok. Anyway, we're super super tight. She's

834
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Speaker 1: bought this house around the block for me, and so

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Speaker 1: I've got a key to her house. Like her emergencies

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00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 1: and something ever happens, right, somebody's got to have a key, right,

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Speaker 1: So I've decided I'll have to play pranks, and so

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Speaker 1: I've decided that the ultimate prinkster is mister. That's how

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Speaker 1: you're gonna say, Steve O Well from Jack alone else. Yeah. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: so you like to play pranks on your sister, I do.

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Speaker 1: But it's getting out of control. And this is where

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00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,279
Speaker 1: my dirty little secret comes in. Right, So my sister

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Speaker 1: thinks that her new house that she just moved into

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Speaker 1: is haunted to the point where she's like having it staged,

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Speaker 1: like she's not thinking it's haunted. It's like what you

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Speaker 1: do to like take away negative energy. It's what they have,

847
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 1: like the smoke and stuff, isn't it. Yeah that's cool. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like they burn stage and they do all the corners

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Speaker 1: of the house and get up at evil spirits and whatnot.

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Speaker 1: And she is really freaked out. She thinks that her

851
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Speaker 1: house is haunted. Okay, and I'm guessing and you know

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Speaker 1: that it's not. Well, I don't know if it's haunted

853
00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: or not, but let's just saben adding some fuel to

854
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Speaker 1: the fire. What have you been doing? So I go

855
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 1: into her house when she's not home and I know

856
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 1: she's not going to be back for a while, and

857
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 1: I'll just kind of move through stuff around that I know,

858
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Speaker 1: like she won't recognize right away, but later in the

859
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 1: day maybe she'll be like, huh, that's not where I love.

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00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:17,640
Speaker 1: That is something that a ghost would do. Yeah, they would.

861
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Speaker 1: I don't know. If you had a flower pot, right,

862
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 1: you just move a flower pot to a different table. Yeah,

863
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 1: So I move like little things around like you were saying,

864
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Speaker 1: like a flower pot, right. But in particular, there's like

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Speaker 1: this one thing that she always talks about that is

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Speaker 1: happening by the quote unquote ghost. Oh, it's totally me.

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Speaker 1: So she has one of those pillows, you know, those

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Speaker 1: sequined pillows where you can like wipe it down and

869
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: it's one thing and you wipe it up and it's ada.

870
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,880
Speaker 1: So she has one on her couch and she is

871
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Speaker 1: like obsessive compulsive about pushing it down. She likes to

872
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 1: have the sequins down. It's silver, and she likes the

873
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 1: silver matches her room. So when I go over there,

874
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: I automatically push it up and it becomes like a

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Speaker 1: red heart instead. So every day she's coming home, she

876
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Speaker 1: knows she's pushing the sequence down, and she comes home,

877
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,920
Speaker 1: they're up and there's like a roll and she's like,

878
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell is going on. Ghost

879
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: is fringing me out. I don't know what did you do?

880
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,879
Speaker 1: Your sister is going to move out of a house soon, Yeah,

881
00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: pretty much. I mean, this is why she's been like

882
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: staging her house. And I'm like, she's not to the

883
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: point where she wants to call an exorcist. But you

884
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: know one of those TV shows where they have the

885
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: people that kept your house and like check her ghost

886
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 1: he seriously looked into that. You should have her. You

887
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,839
Speaker 1: should have her like have someone out like a ghost investigator,

888
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 1: and then go in there and then hide in the

889
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 1: closet so they find you. And that's the way you

890
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: reveal it. We should pose as the ghost team that

891
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: goes to this house. That'd be awesome. Yes, we'll hire

892
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 1: and we'll like act like it's super ud. Yeah, but

893
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,359
Speaker 1: like it's really freaking her out. And here's the thing.

894
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 1: I think it's so hysterical. I'm not going to stop

895
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: doing it. Definitely, that's a great brank. Do not stop it.

896
00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: Get them on video too. Yeah, hilarious to watch. Thank

897
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:01,800
Speaker 1: you for your dirty little secret. You're welcome the Jewel

898
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: Show on demand. Careful who you trust. It's a jewel show.

899
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 1: You can trust us. Except when you do a job

900
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:11,040
Speaker 1: like this and you have a radio show. There's all

901
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:12,360
Speaker 1: kinds of people that work on it. We have a

902
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 1: bunch of producers. We have our executive producer Brad top

903
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: Gun Nolan Tom top Gun because he likes to fly

904
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: and he'll tell you about that about and right before

905
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,320
Speaker 1: the segment, he was like, Hey, we're not going to

906
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 1: do the other thing. I need to do something right now.

907
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 1: We just have to trust me. We have to do something.

908
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,919
Speaker 1: So I don't know what we're doing. Brad top gun Nolan,

909
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:34,040
Speaker 1: he's in here, and what do we have to do

910
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: right now? Go to hands. Don't worry. So me and

911
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,160
Speaker 1: the team of producers here spend a lot of time

912
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 1: listening to your beautiful voices. Sometimes we gather those voices

913
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: together and we make them drunk. So we have got

914
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: audio clips for you to listen to and react to,

915
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Speaker 1: and I think it's going to be great, goutely. Okay,

916
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Speaker 1: I don't think you guys have done this since I

917
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Speaker 1: started here. I don't think so we haven't a lot

918
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,600
Speaker 1: of times the micro are just going and people are

919
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: recording and we don't even know that they recording in

920
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 1: the other room, and then something will happen like this

921
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 1: and they go, remember when you said? And then we

922
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: played the audio on the show and you're like, I

923
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:11,399
Speaker 1: forgot that I said that, And why did I ever

924
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: say that? What is wrong with me? Why would I

925
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 1: say that? With a microphone is recording on. So that's

926
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Speaker 1: what you've got for us today. Okay, all right. The

927
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: first one I think we should do has to do

928
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:25,799
Speaker 1: with butts. But yes, it is this AUDEO here here

929
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: we go, and we were shocked. There's a ton of

930
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 1: video of Cardi B talking about how to clean your

931
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: booty on the internet. Agree with Cardi B. That's I

932
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: actually use her technique to clean mind. Why it's not

933
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 1: like it's not like deep in there, like I just

934
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 1: give a little blunk, just a little blunk, I just

935
00:51:55,840 --> 00:52:02,239
Speaker 1: get a little laugh knuckled deep. Well, no, I know

936
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: what you like. You know what? They slowed down the

937
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 1: audio to make it sound even worse. And I didn't

938
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Speaker 1: say that when I didn't think we're recording. I did

939
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 1: that live on there. I know that's how I clean it.

940
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: Just a little bit of a boop and it gets

941
00:52:17,239 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: to just make sure everything's clean. Yeah. The next one

942
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: it has to do with something very simple, and that's water. Water. Okay, look,

943
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 1: if water gets things wet, wouldn't water get itself wet? Right?

944
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,760
Speaker 1: To be with, if I have honey on my hands,

945
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 1: probably getting in the honeypot when I shouldn't. You're comparison

946
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:47,720
Speaker 1: if my head honey on my hands and I touched myself,

947
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm getting honey on myself. So the same thing. So

948
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:56,760
Speaker 1: if the water's wet. It's touching itself right, because it's water,

949
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:59,959
Speaker 1: it's kind of formless, so it's all over the place.

950
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:05,440
Speaker 1: It's all over itself. That's getting itself. What that's a

951
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:09,919
Speaker 1: weird conversation here, slowed down weird normal speed, but really

952
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 1: weird slowed down. That is an intoxicated jewel on a

953
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:19,520
Speaker 1: Saturday after a failed home hand in the honeypot. Too

954
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: much and just to bring them on nicely and cleanly.

955
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 1: I think it's important to have Christian be a part

956
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: of this God. Oh, let's just go over some dating,

957
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: not different bars, and I saw the same guy in

958
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:37,680
Speaker 1: both places, and both times we were just no, he

959
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 1: did not have a dad bod, but we were looking

960
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: at each other. We were making y contacts and we

961
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: were doing it with our eyes a sickly. When another

962
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: bar a couple hours later, the same guy was there,

963
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:56,320
Speaker 1: we kept making the eye contact, didn't say anything. You

964
00:53:56,440 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: know what I did. I just did this where you

965
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 1: just pointed out and I'll just pointed, and that I

966
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:14,040
Speaker 1: think is from the night it happened, telling his friends

967
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 1: went down. Yeah, it's funny you say that, Alex. I

968
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: literally said, wait, did we slow this one down? And

969
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: of course, we can't leave the Queen of the Jewel

970
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:37,240
Speaker 1: Show out when she is hungry. This is the worst

971
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 1: thing because I'm like, you're dealing with people who are angry.

972
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,399
Speaker 1: Why is this such a problem for me to get

973
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: the correct food? So yeah, basically that's my wrong move

974
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:55,200
Speaker 1: and my wrong order and my wrong sound and my

975
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 1: wrongs trendy and all of that freaking bs Like, I

976
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 1: just my protection spells aren't working. And Atli's genre is

977
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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh Saturday Night. I'm just trying to get someone. Seriously, God,

978
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Speaker 1: that was good. I heard. You can follow the show

979
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: on social media at the Jewels Show, follow all of

980
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,320
Speaker 1: us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh. At that, I'm a

981
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Speaker 1: Christian Gray Snow. I'm at Brad Nolan and your phone

982
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:25,239
Speaker 1: break happens every single hour on the twenties. The next

983
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Speaker 1: one is coming up, waters Wet, the next one's coming

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Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes, said je will show

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Speaker 1: up the Jewbil Show on demand