1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:18,960 Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, 2 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 1: what's up? You texted four one O six one saying 3 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: that you have a dirty little secret, and so this 4 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:25,439 Speaker 1: is the Jewils Show and we're calling you, going, hey, 5 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: thanks for texting. What's your dirty little secret? Oh? Wow, 6 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:32,360 Speaker 1: you guys actually called bag? Thank you? Yeah, we do. 7 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,559 Speaker 1: So can you tell us your little secret? Are you 8 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 1: in a spot you can tell us your dirty little 9 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:40,519 Speaker 1: secret now? Or do we need to buy? Yeah? I 10 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: recurd you guys right now, this is I have to 11 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 1: get this off my chest. Okay, I went, Well, we 12 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:50,520 Speaker 1: went on vacation with my wife's entire family, the entire 13 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 1: family to this regard, and I just couldn't stand a 14 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:58,800 Speaker 1: thought of being that close to them for two weeks. Right, okay, 15 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,640 Speaker 1: what do you do? Obviously you did something because you're 16 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,800 Speaker 1: calling for a little secret, So you did something. What 17 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:08,039 Speaker 1: did you do? I called the resort and I switched 18 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:13,200 Speaker 1: mine and my wife's room to the opposite end of 19 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 1: the resort. Wait, wait, so, like, isn't it wouldn't be 20 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 1: easy for like the family to switch it back, like 21 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: to be close together. Well, the thing is the room 22 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:26,280 Speaker 1: spelled up very quickly. Is a resort. People haven't traveled 23 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: in a while because of codame, so like it was 24 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 1: they think of that. Yeah, that is genius. Yeah wow, 25 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: And so does anybody know that you were the one 26 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 1: that moved the room all the way to the other 27 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 1: side of the resort, like even your wife? No, absolutely not. 28 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: My wife's not no. And everyone is pissed. All my 29 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: hand laws are pissed. They're still pissed. My mother in 30 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: law is actually emailing the resort angry email, like we 31 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:03,920 Speaker 1: want to come back for free. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If 32 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 1: you ever get divorced, Hey, sorry I said a D word, 33 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 1: But if you were, you should tell them your chill 34 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,960 Speaker 1: that I mean unless you Hey, you could tell him 35 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 1: and then maybe you would get divorced, you know. And 36 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:25,680 Speaker 1: if I ever do get divorced, I'm telling everything everybody, 37 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:27,519 Speaker 1: all right, man, thank you for telling us you're a 38 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:37,200 Speaker 1: little secret. Thank you. Guys. Hello, Hey, what's up? You 39 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 1: texted four one six one saying you have a dirty 40 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 1: little secret. This is the Jewel Show and so we're 41 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,919 Speaker 1: ready to hear it. Hey, what's up? You texted four 42 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: one or six one that you had to get a 43 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,360 Speaker 1: little secrets. We're calling you now. What's up? Do you 44 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 1: want to hear it? Yes? Okay, okay, So this is 45 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 1: gonna make me seem like a really terrible person. I 46 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: promise I'm not. But one time, it's like a few 47 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,760 Speaker 1: years ago, I guess. Me and a couple of my 48 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 1: roommates we went to this aquarium and they had this 49 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: fish tank. It was like one of those fish tanks 50 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,079 Speaker 1: that like doesn't have a lid, if that makes sense, 51 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 1: Like it goes up to your waist and you can 52 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: actually put your hand and yes, yes, So we saw 53 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 1: this starfish that was like right by the glass, and 54 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: we really liked it. I know, I we So we 55 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: took the starfish home because we thought it would be 56 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:48,840 Speaker 1: so illegal, I know, I know. Tell me, well, we 57 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: actually ended up taking it back. So we took care 58 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: of it for a few weeks, but we felt so 59 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,960 Speaker 1: bad about it, like it was it was literally keeping 60 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: me up at night. So, I don't know, did your 61 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 1: name that batter? You got? No? We should have. That 62 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,200 Speaker 1: looked like a square who lived in a pineapple and 63 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 1: his name was mister googly Eyes. And we thought it 64 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:24,080 Speaker 1: was funny because like he didn't have eyes. I think 65 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 1: it does have eyes though, somewhere under me on the 66 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:35,239 Speaker 1: welly babe, that are like really small. I guess yeah. Well, 67 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,720 Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your little secret. Thanks. Hopefully 68 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: you go check on mister Google eyes once in a a 69 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: while and be like, hey, remember that little vacation that 70 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,920 Speaker 1: was h He's easier, He just like removes away. He's 71 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: like again, did you wil show on demand?