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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran, The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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Speaker 2: All right, Jessica, say good morning to Scary.

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Speaker 3: Kay, Gary, you want to play a phone tap on

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Speaker 3: your mom? Absolutely, because he's still paranoid about my grades

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Speaker 3: and about school that.

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Speaker 1: I just think it would be great just to screw

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Speaker 1: with her with this.

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Speaker 3: She knows that you're on the Dean's list, an honor student,

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Speaker 3: and you're graduating all the way this semester. Absolutely. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: So how about we put a crimp in those plans

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Speaker 3: and tell her that you're missing a couple of credits.

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Speaker 2: That's great, here we go, I'll start.

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Speaker 1: May I help you?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, I'm looking for Marie Alexander.

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Speaker 3: Please, Yes, this is Hill. My name is Professor Pasternak.

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Speaker 3: Here exist Aarphanius College. Yes, your daughter is supposed to

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Speaker 3: be graduating with one hundred and twenty eight credits, right,

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Speaker 3: she fell three credits short. Are you aware of this?

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Speaker 1: She did call someone last week from the house. She

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Speaker 1: spoke to a gentleman and he said that she had

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Speaker 1: made up three credits.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I have no record of that, but there's no

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Speaker 2: way she can march in June.

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Speaker 1: I am so upset. You have no idea we have

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Speaker 1: we have a hall for the for the graduation and everything.

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Speaker 3: That's that's jumping the gun a little bit. Well, you

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Speaker 3: can have a celebration anyway.

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Speaker 1: Let me try to get in contact with her.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yes, thank you. Yeah, don't answer the phone.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, was you calling me right now?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna call her right back.

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Speaker 1: Okay, can I help you? Did you call me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Professor Pasternak? Uh huh, Well he just called me to

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Speaker 1: tell me you're not graduating college. Okay. I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to tell you just yet, and I didn't think they

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Speaker 1: call you so fast. What are you gonna do, Jessica?

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Speaker 1: I just I was gonna take it in the summer

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Speaker 1: at Jessica, we have a whole we have everything. I said,

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Speaker 1: an idiot, This man just called me. I'm mortified. Good.

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Speaker 1: I think you should have stayed home once in a

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Speaker 1: while and did the paper. Is the way you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to do them, and I wouldn't be getting phone calls

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Speaker 1: like this at work. Are you mad at me right now? Jessica?

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Speaker 1: I'm mortified, Hello.

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Speaker 2: Miss Alexander. Yes, Professor Pasternak.

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Speaker 1: I'm going for a hard time right now. She told

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Speaker 1: me she tried to hide it from me as long

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Speaker 1: as possible because she didn't want to hurt me.

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Speaker 3: Yes, they do that all the time. What about some

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Speaker 3: of the behavioral issues? What behavioral She was caught relieving

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Speaker 3: herself in the bushes on the main quad.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me?

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Speaker 2: Did she tell you about that?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I really thought there was a more open line

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Speaker 3: of communication between you.

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Speaker 2: And your daughter.

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Speaker 1: I'm trembling, trembling.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on a second, let me see if I

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Speaker 3: can conference her in here. You guys need to have

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Speaker 3: more conversation. Jessica, are you there? I have your mother

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Speaker 3: on the line.

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Speaker 1: Jessica, I'm ready to puke up my my. What did

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Speaker 1: we eat? I don't even know what we ate? I

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Speaker 1: had a taco bell. I'm a shaking. I'm really sorry, Jessica.

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Speaker 1: What real, Jessica squid? I mean that this is fake, scary?

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Speaker 2: She's phone tapping you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I hate everybody.

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Speaker 2: No, you don't.

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Speaker 3: I do hate you.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know you when I hate you. See

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran's phone tap.

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Speaker 2: This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by

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Speaker 2: all participants. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

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Speaker 2: Duran in the morning show