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Speaker 1: It's another jubil on the twenties to I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five. Thank you for calling a sisted living.

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Speaker 1: This is Maggie. How can I help you? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: this is where you keep all the old people. Uh,

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Speaker 1: this is assisted living. Yes. Yes, my name is Kyler,

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Speaker 1: and I'm doing a project to try to earn a

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Speaker 1: merit badge by helping out some old people. And so

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what's your name? You were kind of breathy.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't hear you. My name is Kyler cos Yes, Kyler. Okay,

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Speaker 1: how can I help you? Kyler? I have a scout

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Speaker 1: project where I can earn a merit badge if I

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Speaker 1: help out like an old person. And so I want

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Speaker 1: to see if I could maybe, like you know, um,

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Speaker 1: rent one of them for the day so I could

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Speaker 1: help them out and earn my merit badge. Wait, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: you want to rent one? Yes, yes, I wanted to

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Speaker 1: see if I could come here and rent one of

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Speaker 1: your old people. No, you don't. We don't rent old people.

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Speaker 1: But you have you have old people there, right, we

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Speaker 1: have elderly people that if here. Yes, we don't have them.

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Speaker 1: They're not ours, and we insist them with living But

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Speaker 1: that's what I mean. Like I could come down and

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Speaker 1: you just like take one for the day and just

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Speaker 1: rent it out. And you know, like could you could

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Speaker 1: who uh, you could do volunteer work, but it's not

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Speaker 1: no rental do you mean what do you mean by

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Speaker 1: volunteer work? You know, like you could come down and

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Speaker 1: um sometimes people put on shows from them. We okay,

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Speaker 1: if I could just be honest with you, like that

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Speaker 1: sounds really boring, so okay, well that's language. We don't

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Speaker 1: need to use that kind of language. I'm sorry if

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Speaker 1: it's boring, but those are your options. Like if you

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Speaker 1: if you want to give me like an old person

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Speaker 1: with like a good heart, then I could go like

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Speaker 1: to the amusement park and like maybe take them on

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Speaker 1: a tyler tyler listen to me. We don't do that,

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Speaker 1: but like I think it would be way more fun

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Speaker 1: if you gave me like an old lady and I

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Speaker 1: could take your like skateboarding with me for your day.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm not going to give you an old lady,

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Speaker 1: but she would have so much more fun and I

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Speaker 1: could earn my my marri badge, and you know, I

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Speaker 1: promise you she will not have more fun. She will

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Speaker 1: have health problems. Okay, so if you could just like,

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Speaker 1: you know, kind of cut out the bulls and you

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Speaker 1: like help me, will that is inappropriate? Well, but like

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Speaker 1: you're not really helping me out at all, and I

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Speaker 1: just want to help out helping you a lot. These

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Speaker 1: are your you can you can volunteer. You didn't come

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Speaker 1: in here, okay, So I don't know if like they

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Speaker 1: just hire people who are like kind of dumb to

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Speaker 1: answer your phones or whatever. But like, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Because are you calling me? You're calling me dumb right

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Speaker 1: now because I won't let you rent a human being? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually because you don't understand that. It's like for charity.

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Speaker 1: You're being a little right now rent a person? Who

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Speaker 1: are you owing me? Yeah? You just cush at me

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Speaker 1: and I'm just trying to have You've been custing at

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Speaker 1: me this entire time, and you want to do something

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Speaker 1: that's completely unethical and giving you options to volunteer work.

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Speaker 1: I'm like touch freaking out because um, I want to

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Speaker 1: get married bage real bad. So she told you how

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Speaker 1: to get your marrit badge? Did you gotta be like

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Speaker 1: one old person that you don't like that much? Do

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Speaker 1: you know what? Do your parents know that you're calling

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Speaker 1: a retirement home and you're asking to rent a person?

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Speaker 1: Do they know that? Well? I told him I was

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Speaker 1: just going to call retirement home to try to get

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Speaker 1: my marritor bag, So yeah, you know I'm calling. Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do they know what you're calling about? What you're asking

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Speaker 1: for to rent person? Do they know that they know

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Speaker 1: that this is not a real phone call? What this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, are you serious? Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a joke. Your manager Danny set you up. Oh what? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you wake up every morning with Jubil

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties point five