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Speaker 1: On this show.

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Speaker 2: We have a few time honored holiday traditions and we

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Speaker 2: do every single year.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love them. I think they're so fun.

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Speaker 2: Like you might know, we always count down the top

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Speaker 2: ten funniest phone taps of the year.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: We also do the same with our top loser line

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Speaker 2: messages of the year.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, nothing says holidays like losers.

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Speaker 2: Of course, there's our annual holiday toy test, where we

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Speaker 2: blindfold hose and run remote controlled cars into his groin

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Speaker 2: area to test out their durability.

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Speaker 3: Durability, it's the monster trucks that really do them in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we just want to see if these toys can

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Speaker 2: stand up to something that doesn't stand up anymore. But

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Speaker 2: one of our favorite end of the year traditions is

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Speaker 2: figuring out what to buy for our most pretentious friends

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Speaker 2: and family members off of Gwyneth Paltrow's Good Holiday Gift Guide.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, anyone ever actually bought anything from me? But if

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Speaker 3: I had money, I would you would probably.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's some fancy stuff on here.

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Speaker 2: If you don't know about it, it's the collection of

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Speaker 2: items that in thinks you should get. So you know

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Speaker 2: this is going to be weird and probably somewhat inappropriate.

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Speaker 3: She's out of touch.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so let's get into them. And by the way,

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Speaker 2: I actually went to the website to check these out,

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Speaker 2: and that you did. This year, they actually added a

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Speaker 2: new feature on there. It's a shop Gifts under one

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Speaker 2: hundred dollars button where if you click it, it instantly

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Speaker 2: bans you from the website permanent.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fun.

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Speaker 3: That's the smallest bill she actually knows.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into the gift guy though. Number seven is

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Speaker 2: a Gucci Gigi waste bag holder.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it sounds like a perch.

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Speaker 1: Well, here's a picture of it.

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Speaker 2: In layman's terms, it's a tiny Gucci wallet that you

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Speaker 2: used to hold your dog's poop bags.

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Speaker 1: Stop it, because you know how most.

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Speaker 2: People have the little plastic baggy rolls inside of a

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Speaker 2: plastic bone or something when they take their dog out.

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Speaker 2: But Gwyneth thinks your dog's poop bag should be carried

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Speaker 2: in style.

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Speaker 3: I love it. Does it come with Gucci labeled actual

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Speaker 3: pooh bags?

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Speaker 2: I mean you have to provide those yourself, right. That

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Speaker 2: only costs four hundred and twenty dollars. If you want

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Speaker 2: to buy that, it's called class Brook.

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Speaker 3: I just tie our bags around the handle of the leash.

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Speaker 3: I don't even have a container at all.

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Speaker 2: Number six is a little bit confusing. It's a Tapper

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Speaker 2: gold plated air pod chain.

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Speaker 3: Tapper is that the brand or something.

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Speaker 1: I don't really understand.

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Speaker 2: It's an eighteen carrot gold chain that you hook onto

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Speaker 2: your air pods so you don't lose them.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's like those It looks like those granny glasses change.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly what it looks.

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Speaker 2: But I thought the whole point of air pods is

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Speaker 2: that you're not supposed to have any wires or curves attached,

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Speaker 2: supposed to be completely wire free.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean that's true until you lose one, Jeff,

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Speaker 3: and then you realize this was a terrible.

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Speaker 2: Number five is something called chefenese Kama Sutra dinner.

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Speaker 3: Napkins Kama Sutra dinner naps like ye, because.

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Speaker 2: I know what everybody's thinking when you're eating dinner. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you wish that your fancy linen napkins had images of

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Speaker 2: people getting it off.

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Speaker 1: That's what would make this meal better.

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Speaker 2: That's what I want to think about when I'm diving

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Speaker 2: into Moms mac and cheese, hasty, really classy looking missionary.

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Speaker 3: None of these images are missionary style.

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Speaker 2: It gets her in the mood for after dinner, and

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Speaker 2: a set of four napkins is only going to cost

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Speaker 2: you eighty eight.

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Speaker 1: Buckso my god. Wow.

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Speaker 2: If you're just joining us, we're going over the strangest

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Speaker 2: items from Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Holiday Gift Guide.

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Speaker 1: Also use the code word brook at checkout to pay.

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Speaker 2: For triple the listed price that it says on the website.

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Speaker 1: It adds more money. Yeah, got it, got it number four.

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Speaker 2: Though, this one's the second most expensive thing on the list. Okay,

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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna be honest, I'm actually interested in this one.

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Speaker 3: Of course you are. You make fun of me being

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Speaker 3: little rich girl, but let's be honest. You really is.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 1: Listen to this one.

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Speaker 2: It's a higher dose two person infrared sauna.

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Speaker 3: It's a sauna yep and a high tech.

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Speaker 2: At home sauna, and it comes with LED lights inside.

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Speaker 2: It's got Bluetooth and built in speakers. You can play

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Speaker 2: tunes while you sweat. It only cost you eight ninety

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Speaker 2: nine dollars, which it's not though that's actually a good deal.

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Speaker 2: I looked them up online recently because I'm thinking of

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Speaker 2: getting one for myself. Most of them online are like

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Speaker 2: six grand, so this is barely a little more, and

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Speaker 2: you get infrared lights and stuff inside.

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Speaker 3: I just take a hot shower and don't turn the

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Speaker 3: fan on in the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Number three is the Flamingo Estate free range composted manure bag.

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Speaker 3: Did you say? Did you just say poop?

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 2: It's a quote blend of free range goat, horse, chicken,

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Speaker 2: and cow manure from the Flamingo Estate in Los Angeles,

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Speaker 2: which is dubbed the quote finest Poop in LA.

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Speaker 3: I feel like that's mislabeling. I was thinking it was

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Speaker 3: Flamingo poop.

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Speaker 1: Here's a picture of the bag.

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Speaker 2: It's just like a company that's like, this is our

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Speaker 2: house blends.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it looks like that is a paper bag. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Nothing says the Holidays like buying your loved one a

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Speaker 2: brown paper bag of animal dog. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think a couple of people I could think of,

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Speaker 3: but poop four this year?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean your housman would love it for the lawn.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Really actually, and.

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Speaker 1: It's only seventy five dollars a bag. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Number two is something called the light phone.

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Speaker 1: Two light phone, So what is this.

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Speaker 2: On the surface, it kind of looks like an old

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Speaker 2: early two thousand style cell phone, but in reality it's

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Speaker 2: a mid two thousand style cell phone that Gwynneth quadrupled the.

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Speaker 1: Price of and said this is in It looks like

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Speaker 1: a toy.

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Speaker 3: I why because you don't want to be distracted as

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Speaker 3: it's like the minimalist phone. Like, so it doesn't have apps.

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Speaker 2: You know more about it than I do. All I

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Speaker 2: know is that it's black and white. Oh, it's a

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Speaker 2: black and white display, no color on the screen.

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Speaker 3: I'm kind of into it. What I am sick of, Like,

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Speaker 3: I'm so addicted to my phone, and I think it

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Speaker 3: would help break the addiction.

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Speaker 2: And the number one strangest item on Gwinney's Goop holiday

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Speaker 2: gift guide is also the most pricey item on the

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Speaker 2: gift guide, called Kiki de Monte tufted boudoir Chase.

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Speaker 3: You almost got that out.

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Speaker 1: That's close enough.

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Speaker 2: Basically, it looks like a leather dentist chair with bagpipe

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Speaker 2: legs and you're supposed to put it in your bedroom

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Speaker 2: and it comes fully equipped with a bunch of leather

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Speaker 2: straps and belts and metal cuffs, shade and from the picture.

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Speaker 2: It looks like there's a whip attached to it already.

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Speaker 2: Basically anything that Gwyneth thinks adults would enjoy during a

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Speaker 2: loan time in the bedroom, it's on there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it would just be the chair where

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Speaker 3: you put all your clothes. Let's be honest.

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Speaker 2: It's over twenty eight thousand dollars if you want to

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Speaker 2: buy a.

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Speaker 3: God.

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Speaker 2: It's definitely awkward when you're giving the tour of your

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Speaker 2: home and you come across that one trying to explain it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's Gwyneth's holiday gift guide from Goop.

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Speaker 3: Job Christmas like that

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Speaker 1: Phone taps coming up next