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Speaker 1: All right, Scott, are you ready, Kurt?

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to laugh and have a nice time.

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Speaker 3: Everybody be quiet, please, these weird fish are trying to bone.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's like a teaser.

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Speaker 1: You just teased us into this very special episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: I do world of his head?

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Speaker 2: Would you believe.

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Speaker 4: You?

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Speaker 1: Mycillion pieces?

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Speaker 2: Would you believe Bana Bana, Banana, Banana baby, Banana.

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Speaker 3: Ladies and gentlemen and non binary folks everywhere, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 3: I am Kurt Brown Older.

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Speaker 1: I'm Banana Boy number two. Scottie Landis. I'm so happy

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Speaker 1: we haven't recorded for a little while because you were

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Speaker 1: in Bulgaria. We'll talk about that later. But you still

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Speaker 1: have a great looking mustache. Kurt. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the mustache is big because the other hair hasn't

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Speaker 3: come in to make it not a mustache.

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Speaker 2: Shut.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy. Well let's bring on our very

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Speaker 1: special guest.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we have a fantastic guest. Before we bring her on,

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Speaker 3: I do have one big announcement. Comedy special taping August

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Speaker 3: twenty ninth in Denver, Colorado at the Gothic Theater.

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Speaker 2: Guys.

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Speaker 3: Tickets just went on sale. Holy smokes, they are a

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Speaker 3: lolo price of ten dollars because we just want to

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Speaker 3: get some people in those seats. You will be on

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Speaker 3: television if you can come on out to Denver, Colorado

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Speaker 3: on August twenty ninth to watch my new comedy special taping.

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Speaker 3: Scottie'll be there.

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Speaker 1: Already booked my hotel. I'm not going to tell you

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Speaker 1: which one, but it rhymes with ballad a bin.

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Speaker 3: All right, and you guys can go. The link is

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Speaker 3: on the instagram on mine and on the Yes Podcast Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Go get tickets now, all right, but let's get into

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Speaker 3: our fantastic guests. She is one of the most inventive

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Speaker 3: and deeply hilarious comedians working today. She has her very

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Speaker 3: own show on Netflix, Lady Dynamite.

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Speaker 1: You should check it out.

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Speaker 3: She also does voices on every animated show you've ever loved,

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Speaker 3: including True Bo, jackh Horseman, Adventure Time, and literally dozens

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Speaker 3: of other shows. Last year, she had a new special

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Speaker 3: drop called Weakness is the Brand. Please welcome the wonderful

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Speaker 3: Maria Bamford.

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Speaker 4: Whoa that is insanely did intro that was just it

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Speaker 3: It is easy because I enjoy you this much. I'm

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much. I can't wait to hear the

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Speaker 4: weird things that have happened.

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Speaker 3: There's so many weird things that have happened, and I'm

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Speaker 3: excited to tell them about you. And do you know, Maria,

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Speaker 3: I am, I am, I am, I am sitting underneath

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Speaker 1: Guess it's a certificate.

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Speaker 3: Certificate you gave me that I need it in show business, Yes,

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Speaker 3: I that was.

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Speaker 4: One thing I was like, he if I don't make

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Speaker 4: you're you've made it, it's like you made it, you know,

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Speaker 4: so uh you know, let's just stop, stop the nonsense

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Speaker 4: and just this is where it happened. I mean, if

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Speaker 4: if you're looking for a time, you then now have

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Speaker 2: Tell it's it's a treadmill.

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Speaker 1: It's a treadmill where like to a lot of people,

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Speaker 1: And so that's the sweetest gift. I didn't know you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a rap present from at the end

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Speaker 4: Wonderful. I think I play myself in the.

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Speaker 1: Yes you too, Oh boy?

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Speaker 3: That such a funny, funny show. Do you want to

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Speaker 3: hear about these fish?

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Speaker 1: Tell us about those fish? All right?

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Speaker 3: This was sent in of course, by copyhaste and for

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Speaker 3: everybody copy. He sends so many stories. He's working hard.

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Speaker 3: He's sending nine stories a day. He gets them in.

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Speaker 3: This was published first in Vice, written by Becky Ferreer.

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Speaker 3: mishandling her name in the past. So it's probably Ferrera anyway,

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Speaker 3: this is a Lusitanian toadfish, a shallow water fish that

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Speaker 1: And that is true.

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Speaker 3: This is incredibly ugly fish. It looks like a cross

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Speaker 4: So what are they gonna do? Are they going to

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Speaker 4: Can can we make up our what we think this

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Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, I never heard a more sexual noise

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll dive in in three two my actual sound.

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Speaker 3: And in the Mississippi there is an invasive species called

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Speaker 1: So the one what they have done the smartest thing,

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Speaker 3: I don't know another way to do it. Is that

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Speaker 1: Yes, And we jet skied right through it, right through

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Speaker 1: that and use condoms and tampon applicators, which the Illinois

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Speaker 1: Asian carp and electricity.

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Speaker 2: It's a it's a tourist paradise.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it like it was really it's really insane.

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Speaker 3: I think our accents just make us sound dumber than

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Speaker 4: It was so fun and then it's like, oh no,

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Speaker 4: this is a country a burden.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there is is. I do find it beautiful and

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Speaker 3: we do want to go tour there soon, guys, but cannot.

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Speaker 1: I get a lot of calls, girt. We get a

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Speaker 1: That's what we should do. That's that's how we get.

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Speaker 3: and let's go to break all right.

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Speaker 1: banana phone, I think, but time has come out, will

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Speaker 1: be no more Kurt, I think the banana phone. Maybe

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Speaker 1: we'll have three more days.

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Speaker 2: Mario.

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Speaker 1: We had a phone for eleven months and Mint Mobile

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Speaker 1: gave us a free phone, and I would talk to

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Speaker 1: anybody that called it for a minute and then hang

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Speaker 1: up on them. And I've received three six hundred different

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Speaker 1: callers in eleven months. Yesterday, I have.

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Speaker 2: Just been over you alone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yeah, fifty alone yesterday. But everybody's been very sweet,

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Speaker 1: and last year was very sad, and this year it's

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Speaker 1: very optimistic because everybody's getting new jobs and graduating and

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Speaker 1: getting married and having babies and surviving. So, but I

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Speaker 1: have a couple things that we had called in before

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Speaker 1: it ended all hit me.

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Speaker 2: He called he DMD.

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Speaker 1: And he texted Happy birthday to his girlfriend Kara Sampsel

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Speaker 1: and happy two year anniversary. In the same two week period,

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Speaker 1: they listened to us on road trips kurtib and they

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Speaker 1: die laughing every minute.

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Speaker 2: So happy birthday to Kara.

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Speaker 1: And then this one's a sad thing that turned into

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Speaker 1: a great thing. So this came in from Lane from Louisville, Kentucky.

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Speaker 1: She went to shout out her dad, Clay, who was

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Speaker 1: doing a cross country bike ride from San Francisco to Charleston,

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Speaker 1: South Carolina in honor of Lane's brother who passed away

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Speaker 1: from an overdose heroin overdose two years ago. But the

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Speaker 1: dad is basically raising awareness for his son's life, and

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Speaker 1: so the ride is on in Joel Steps dot com,

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Speaker 1: in Joel Steps, not Joel's so I N j O

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Speaker 1: And also shout out to Lane's mom who's driving the

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Speaker 1: RV following Clay as he rides his bike from San

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Speaker 1: Francisco to Charleston. The website's incredible, beautiful and so if

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Speaker 1: you want to read about the journey, go to Joel

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Speaker 1: Steps and then finally Kurtie b door to shore Maria.

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Speaker 1: I had a dream that I walked to the ocean

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Speaker 1: from Echo Park, and so we started a charity fundraiser

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Speaker 1: for the Coalition to Abolish Slavery and Trafficking. It's a

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Speaker 1: human trafficking. They've helped thousands of survivors with counseling and mentorship.

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Speaker 1: So I'm walking out my front door to the ocean shore.

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Speaker 1: Kurt's gonna join me. It's fifteen point three miles and

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Speaker 1: we've already raised nine ten dollars, Kurt, so we're doing great.

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Speaker 3: Send more money. It's a good cause. Get Staddy in

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Speaker 3: the ocean. So yeah, fifteen point three miles on September. First,

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Speaker 3: high five me if I'm walking by. But it's just

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Speaker 3: gonna be Kurt and I and we're gonna say hey

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Speaker 3: to people. But let's not far scump it, guys. I

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Speaker 3: can't entertain you.

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Speaker 1: For fifty fifteen miles, so let's say hi, high five me,

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Speaker 1: and then scoot your boot.

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Speaker 3: I love I love a long walk.

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Speaker 1: What is your what? What do you do? What do

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Speaker 1: you do? Maria?

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Speaker 3: When you're in a in a city that you don't

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Speaker 3: know and you kind of want to like get to

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Speaker 3: know it a little bit.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's I wish I had. This is what I

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Speaker 4: would want to do. I would love people on walk

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Speaker 4: now and go to the museum that I know is

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Speaker 4: somehow nearby. Yes, what I have done. For example here

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Speaker 4: today in Spokane, Washington about ryot Ten, I found where

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Speaker 4: the local closest coffee shop was that looked like it

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Speaker 4: served cold cold brute. No, it's called Campfire Coffee, very

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Speaker 4: nice establishment. And then it a burrito came back full sleep.

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Speaker 1: Perfect egnds.

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Speaker 4: I thought about Tacoma. It reminds me a lot of

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Speaker 4: the downtown here, reminds me a little bit of my

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Speaker 4: hometown to Louth, Minnesota, where it's like they're always kind

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Speaker 4: of trying to put something new downtown, like we're gonna,

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Speaker 4: we're gonna make a thing here, come downtown. And I

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Speaker 4: love it and I'm downtown, so yes, it's happening, But

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Speaker 4: I am I seen the only person downtown right now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've stayed at hotel that they put you up

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Speaker 3: for the Tacoma Comedy Club. It's not bad, it's right.

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Speaker 3: So while you walk around and stuff like that. Are

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Speaker 3: you on tour right now? Are there dates that you'll

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Speaker 3: be places?

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Speaker 4: No? My husband said, hey, why don't you go on

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Speaker 4: a long tour where you do twenty day cities in

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Speaker 4: a row. And I said, Scott, my husband, have you

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Speaker 4: ever done what? It is misable? What I do my

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Speaker 4: tour is I do three shows and I go back

562
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Speaker 4: three days, then I go to another place, two more

563
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Speaker 4: shows in completely different areas of the country that make

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Speaker 4: no sense. For example, I think next weekend this time,

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Speaker 4: I'm in Tacoma. Next week I'm in Albany.

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Speaker 1: Sister cities. Sister cities, Albany in Tacoma. Wake up in one,

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Speaker 1: wake up in the other. You don't know where you are.

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Speaker 1: They're so alike. That's the way to do it, though.

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Speaker 1: That's like Bob Seger. Bob Seger would tour. He would

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Speaker 1: do a concert and fly home every night, like in

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Speaker 1: his older age, because he was just like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna just sleep in some crap ass hotel.

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Speaker 2: I have a private I'm getting out of here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, and I don't know. I I think I

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Speaker 4: know what would be more of a I guess a

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Speaker 4: cash cow. But it's so tiring to be on a

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Speaker 4: van or it gets a bus for weeks at a time.

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Speaker 4: I'm I don't know. I just it doesn't sound doesn't

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Speaker 4: sound appealing, but I could be. I'm willing to be wrong.

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Speaker 4: Have you guys done that? Have you done tours? Long tours?

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Speaker 1: I have done.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the loneliness just sets and with doing stand up

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Speaker 3: because it was just like me traveling by myself. You know,

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Speaker 3: it's just town to town to town, and then you

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Speaker 3: have like a day off and you're like what do

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Speaker 3: I do with this day off? You know, and then

588
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Speaker 3: you tend to just be lonely somewhere else, you know.

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Speaker 3: I remember it was a long tour through the South

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Speaker 3: and I had a day off in Tennessee and I

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Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it great.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna make it really count. And I went and

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Speaker 3: I found Loretta Lynn. Loretta Lynn has her old compound.

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Speaker 3: Now you can go like rent a cabin on Loretta

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Speaker 3: Lynn's land, and so I was like renting cabin on

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Speaker 3: Loretta Lynn's land and I'm gonna go tubing. And I

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Speaker 3: was like, this is gonna be a great day. And

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Speaker 3: I couldn't find any place to rent a tube. The

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Speaker 3: only thing I could find was a place to rent

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Speaker 3: a canoe, and so then I rented a new and

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Speaker 3: then I realized that canoeing by yourself is horrible.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's just like you.

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Speaker 3: Like paddling up to a place where a family is

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Speaker 3: like enjoying themselves. And then you liked of like predator,

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Speaker 3: paddle up like just one lone man in a canoe,

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Speaker 3: like hello, family, can I get wet with you?

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Speaker 1: And nobody wants to see you?

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Speaker 3: So you end up just like paddling very quickly to

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Speaker 3: get out of the water and then go back to

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Speaker 3: your cabin and go to sleep by yourself. So no,

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Speaker 3: I agree with you. It's exhausting and very lonely to

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Speaker 3: be on tour as a stand up.

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Speaker 4: I love that what you guys do, that's great to

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Speaker 4: have like a thing where you can do something together.

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Speaker 4: You know that it makes it be warm up front trip.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: verir to try to tour this winter, and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: do every stupid thing in every small town endlessly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm chomping at the bit. Also, Kurdi b what you

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Speaker 1: got well, Jesus back in.

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Speaker 3: Cocky and aggressive radioactive pigs, stamp and Fukushima Nuclear Exclusion Zone. Okay,

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Speaker 3: this was sent in by Aaron Erdman. You know, one

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Speaker 3: of the best competition. The competition is still there sending

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Speaker 3: in tons of stories.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Aaron.

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Speaker 3: This was of course in the Mirror dot co dot UK,

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Speaker 3: one of our favorites and it was written by best

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Speaker 1: Kindred, she is so good. Here we go.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even I didn't even read this story. I

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Speaker 3: it's a good story. Radioactive hybrid pigs have reportedly taken

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Speaker 3: over part of the nuclear exclusion zone in Fukushima. Scientists

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Speaker 3: discovered the threat near the former Japanese power plant in

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Speaker 3: the urban areas vacated by humans in the wake of

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Speaker 3: the twenty eleven meltdown at the plant. They found the

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Speaker 3: Japanese boar, the country's local wild boar, have overrun an

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Speaker 3: area that was once inhabited by one hundred and sixty

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Speaker 3: thousand people. I had no idea that that's how many

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Speaker 3: had to be evacuated. Wowing to a study on the

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Speaker 3: wildlife and the reason the bores are described as cocky

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Speaker 3: and aggressive, which is very strange to label a wild

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Speaker 3: animal COCKI.

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Speaker 2: Just streuer stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just being animals. They also started interbreeding with

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Speaker 3: the escaped domesticated pigs that were left behind by their

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Speaker 3: previous owners.

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Speaker 1: This is crazy.

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Speaker 2: Pics A call Pixar. This is a movie. This is

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Speaker 2: a movie called Pixar.

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Speaker 3: This has resulted in a new kind of bore pig

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Speaker 3: hybrid from the initial exclusion zone, which is twenty kilometers

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Speaker 3: of the nuclear plant site and where radiation levels were

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Speaker 3: believed to be highest, the horrifying radioactive concoction now makes

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Speaker 3: up ten percent of the local population. It is feared

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Speaker 3: as hairy terrors. Have the wild smarts of the bore

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Speaker 3: combined with the domestication habits of the pigs.

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Speaker 1: Is that what makes some cocky?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it just says then it just goes

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Speaker 3: on and on and on.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy.

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Speaker 4: In what way? Were they cocky? Unigressive? Like I don't

665
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Speaker 4: see beyond being pigs, Like it's yeah, you know, would

666
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 4: they do something like you know, run after people or

667
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 4: bite anybody or Okay, let's.

668
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: See it says t shirts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it says that some have stood their ground and

670
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 3: attacked humans. So that's what the cocky does a little cocky.

671
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just a boar being a boar's you know,

672
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: if I see a boar, I run or jump on

673
00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: something high and hope it doesn't kill me. That's a

674
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,520
Speaker 1: normal boar behavior. I don't think I've ever seen a boar.

675
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 2: Oh I have? Oh I have? Yeah?

676
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,720
Speaker 1: I okay, So I I was shooting a TV show

677
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 1: on the North Shore, Hawaii called Adam Devine's House Party.

678
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 1: It was a stand up show for first time on

679
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,439
Speaker 1: TV comedians and we had little storylines that would tie

680
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: together three comics doing four to six minutes of stand up.

681
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: Really fun show for Comedy Central. And one of our

682
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: episodes was we joked around that we wanted Adam. Adam's

683
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 1: character was basically a version of like a Homer Simpson.

684
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 1: You just had bad ideas that kind of would ruin

685
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,439
Speaker 1: the show for everybody. But then the stand up part

686
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: was really fun. So we thought we're going to do

687
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 1: a Wago pig. Everybody's heard of Wagoo beef. Adam was like,

688
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to feed this pig Guinness and massage it

689
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,839
Speaker 1: and make the world's most delicious pig and I love them.

690
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: And the pig's name was Wagoo.

691
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: So we have a production meeting and all the departments

692
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,600
Speaker 1: are there and we had to have animal wranglers, and Maria,

693
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm sure if you've ever worked with them on TV shows, there's.

694
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 2: Some of the strangest people in Hollywood.

695
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 1: Animal wranglers in Hollywood are very different types of folks.

696
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: So we said, too, this nice woman, we want like

697
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 1: a farm pig, like a soal, like a big thing

698
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: that will just lay there and we can talk above it.

699
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: And you know, we've seen farm pigs. So the day

700
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: of the shooting comes. We're shooting this bit on the beach,

701
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 1: a public beach, north Shore, Hawaii. Our crew is there

702
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 1: and this woman shows up and she's like, where do

703
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,359
Speaker 1: you need this pick? And we were like, right here,

704
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: we're just gonna have Adam walk up with it. We

705
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: have like a do you have a lead or something,

706
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: and she goes, what I go, We're just gonna have

707
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,439
Speaker 1: them walk up and then we have like a little

708
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 1: fake cage here and we're gonna have all the Shane

709
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: dialogue here, and she's like, we caught a boar last night,

710
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 1: and we said what she goes. We thought you wanted

711
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 1: a boar and I said, well, what do you mean.

712
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 2: She goes, we went to the jungle.

713
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 1: And caught a boar last night, black hair, a full boar,

714
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: like big, and so I go is what we asked for?

715
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: I was like, how soon can we get a regular pig?

716
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,879
Speaker 1: And she goes, It's gonna take like six hours. So

717
00:39:57,880 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: so apparently it's a lot easier to catch bors than

718
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,960
Speaker 1: it is just to find a farmer who wants money.

719
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 2: So they're all looking at me.

720
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: Adam's getting hair makeup. The directors like not knowing what

721
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: to do, and I was the showrunner. So they're like, Scotti,

722
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 1: what do you.

723
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Speaker 2: Want to do?

724
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,319
Speaker 1: And I said to the animal trainer, I said, well,

725
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,839
Speaker 1: what do you normally do? She goes, well, we don't

726
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: feed them for like six hours, and then we just

727
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: shake food and usually they run to where they hear

728
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 1: the food. And I said, okay, and what happens if not?

729
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 1: She goes, well, if not, it'll just dart into the

730
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 1: woods as fast as it can, or just run down

731
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: the beach. So we didn't control this beach, so there

732
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: would be people swimming, there were people sun tanning. So

733
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: the line producer and Comedy Central and everybody's like, what

734
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 1: are we going to do here? And I was like, well,

735
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 1: can we just set up all the cameras and let

736
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,400
Speaker 1: it go and shake the food and see if we

737
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Speaker 1: get one shot of it running?

738
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Speaker 2: So we did.

739
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: So we let this boar go on this beach and

740
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: they shook it and the board just came out and

741
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 1: trotted just like a gentleman over to the food ate Happily,

742
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Speaker 1: they put the little leash on it and it ate

743
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: eight eight and they put it back in the thing.

744
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: And so then we started getting cocky because we got

745
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 1: this a miracle shot. So, yeah, who's cocky?

746
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 3: Now?

747
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

748
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,280
Speaker 1: I was getting radioactive. I could feel it in my bones.

749
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:16,799
Speaker 1: And so this was around Christmas and Hawaii goes off,

750
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: or tons and tons of tons of family go So

751
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,840
Speaker 1: we're shooting the final scene where.

752
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 2: We were supposed to have this pig in the hotel lobby.

753
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: We didn't tell the management staff, so we released this

754
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:30,280
Speaker 1: bore in the lobby. There's people checking in, there's Christmas trees,

755
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,839
Speaker 1: there's this ukulele. Christmas songs going over and over and

756
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 1: over and We were like.

757
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 2: Well, let's just shake that food and see what happens.

758
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 2: So we release it.

759
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,799
Speaker 1: Nobody knows what's going on except production staff, and it

760
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,600
Speaker 1: just trots down some stairs, across a ramp, like through

761
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:50,359
Speaker 1: the entire lobby. People scream naturally, and then it goes

762
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:52,399
Speaker 1: over to the food, eats the food. We gently put

763
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Speaker 1: the leash on, and then they released it back into

764
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: the wodanness one hour later, so nobody got hurt. We

765
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 1: took a huge risk, But I like to think about

766
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: that for that boar for a day was just hanging

767
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 1: out on the beach getting fed, then just running through

768
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 1: a four star hotel lobby and getting fed, and then

769
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: was just released back to tell his story to friends.

770
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Speaker 2: We got the shots. It was crazy.

771
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:20,359
Speaker 4: But maybe that that boar, I mean you discovered that

772
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 4: boar like that, that boar was a star.

773
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was.

774
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 3: It was a show for fag stand ups and first

775
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 3: time boors.

776
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, maybe it was a stowaway. Maybe he went

777
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:34,240
Speaker 1: over to Japan and started a new life. Maybe that's

778
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 1: the connection WAGU.

779
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 4: That sounds so much like a comedy Central Viacom production.

780
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 1: Yes, And it came down to me deciding they all

781
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: turned to me and I was like thirty two or something,

782
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,319
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, let's try one. And then

783
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: it worked and then we're like, here we go, let's

784
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,200
Speaker 1: try this dangerous wild animal. Everywhere we got away with it.

785
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,839
Speaker 1: Nobody was hurt, nobody was trying.

786
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 3: What was what is your what was your first stand

787
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 3: up thing? Was it premium Blend?

788
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 4: Uh? I think I I think premium Blend? Yeah, yeah,

789
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 4: and it was Yeah, it was very very uh very nice.

790
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 4: And yeah, it was very very pleasant. I can't Yeah,

791
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 4: I've never had any I mean, I make a joke

792
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 4: about commonation. The only they're just it's funny just because

793
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 4: it is. Uh sometimes from what I've heard, I worked

794
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 4: for Viacom as a secretary.

795
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,839
Speaker 3: Oh really really cool Clodi.

796
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:40,000
Speaker 4: And I was yeah, and so anyways, I just think

797
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 4: all corporations are well wit a minute, are they a

798
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 4: little bit aggressive and cockytes But uh, but that that

799
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Speaker 4: also describes me. I mean, when you think about it,

800
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 4: aren't we all? But uh, well, that's a wonderful pig story.

801
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 4: I would love I have met a pig. I went

802
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 4: to the gentle Barn. Have you been to the gentle bar?

803
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 2: Gentle Barn?

804
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 4: There's a lot of people in Los Angeles with a

805
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 4: certain piles of money who say to them, is there

806
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 4: some an animal who needs to be housed? Besides no, no, no,

807
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 4: the people. We got six thousand people on the street.

808
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,399
Speaker 4: But is there a cow?

809
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's.

810
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 4: Santa Clarita. And it is wonderful.

811
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: It is a wonderful.

812
00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 4: And I can't And it was there I got to

813
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 4: lay my head on the bosom on the teats. I

814
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 4: didn't suckle, I didn't suckle, but of of a pig

815
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:58,760
Speaker 4: who was a farm bread pig who was so bread,

816
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 4: so big that he could no longer a walk.

817
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

818
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:07,399
Speaker 4: But I yeah, and I think there yeah, plenty of Yeah.

819
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 4: That's just starting to get really depressing. But they also have.

820
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,719
Speaker 1: Merch okay good and it says Gentle farm, which is

821
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,360
Speaker 1: a great T shirt to wear Gentle bar gentle.

822
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 4: And they're lovely. They're extremely lovely people. It's just uh

823
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,919
Speaker 4: and and I I like to I have I don't

824
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 4: have a leg to stand on. I'm I'm in terms

825
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 4: of we can't. We always get old dogs. That's our thing.

826
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 4: I like that because we won't take in roommates, which

827
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 4: really the idea that would be the real human, humanitarian

828
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 4: loving thing to do is to We had roommates for

829
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 4: a bit, uh, you know, because I did want to

830
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:49,439
Speaker 4: create affordable housing, and then I realized, oh no, I'm

831
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 4: fifty years old. I can't.

832
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,560
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

833
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 4: New comics in their thirties.

834
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 3: I love that you did a little while.

835
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: So, yeah, it's so nice of you.

836
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,839
Speaker 3: Taking in a comic in their thirties is kind of

837
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,960
Speaker 3: like taking on a dog that's going to die as well,

838
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 3: do you know what I mean?

839
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: Making up really late?

840
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 4: I told them when they moved in. I was like, okay,

841
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 4: this is an experiment, you guys, I don't know you

842
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 4: know how. And everybody got their rent money. But I

843
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 4: think the guys stayed a year. The other gals stayed

844
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 4: almost two years. And I gave their rent money back

845
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 4: so they could because I didn't feel like it was

846
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 4: an experiment, you know. It's like and yes, you know

847
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 4: it's weird too. Elie's housing is bananas, so.

848
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: I didn't want to it is and getting worse constantly.

849
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 2: It is goodness, who's up, pretty baby? Are you friend?

850
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: I think it's you because that was okay.

851
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 2: So I picked this one.

852
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: Maria, do you have any opinion on the billionaires going

853
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 1: into outer space and just hating Earth and leaving it.

854
00:46:55,600 --> 00:47:02,640
Speaker 4: I think it's exciting that we might loose them, Yeah,

855
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:09,399
Speaker 4: their papers in order and giving it all away.

856
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: That would be nice, that would be something.

857
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:15,200
Speaker 4: Wow, it's like they're I just want to burn money

858
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,760
Speaker 4: in the street, these guys.

859
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I think it's very villainous behavior. I'm you know,

860
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:24,839
Speaker 1: we like we like space travel here, we've had some

861
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: space some space stem scientists on. We're all for science,

862
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,280
Speaker 1: We're all for space exploration. We're not for billionaires flaunting

863
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: their money because they've lost their minds like super villains.

864
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 1: But I picked this one, Kurt. I don't know if

865
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 1: you saw this one sentence by Cheese Notes. Cheese notes,

866
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: great Instagram handle. Good for you. I can't believe it

867
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: was available. So I just wanted to give us and

868
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: all our ban animals something to cheer for this year

869
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 1: in space and sent in cheese notes, the world's first

870
00:47:56,880 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: wooden satellite will launch this year. So yes, I'm interesting.

871
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 1: So this was sent in by excuse me, wooden satellite.

872
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

873
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:15,440
Speaker 1: So, written by Teresa Pultaova. Pultarova, who is a senior

874
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: writer for a website that I am now gonna have

875
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: to look up. A Scandinavian cube satellite will test how

876
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 1: plywood withstands the space environment. The world's first wooden satellite

877
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:30,720
Speaker 1: is preparing to launch this year. It's called Wissa Wisa

878
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: Wissa wood Sat. So that's our new hero like screw

879
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,160
Speaker 1: Blue Miracle or whatever.

880
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

881
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: The whistle Wood satellite is a nanosatellite that measures four

882
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:43,359
Speaker 1: inches by four inches by four inches, which is yes,

883
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 1: which is ten centimeters by ten seniors by ten centimeters

884
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: for all our rest of the world friends.

885
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 2: And it weighs two point two pounds.

886
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: It's adorable. Pixar Maria can do the voice we can.

887
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: We have a voice actor right here, ready to be wee.

888
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 2: Yeah.

889
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 4: Second takes yeah, okay.

890
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: No adorable. But third take here, go clean the palate?

891
00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:26,400
Speaker 1: What okay? That one I can really get behind.

892
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 2: So just Liker satellite.

893
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: The wooden satellite will launch as part of a mission

894
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 1: designed by Arctic Astronautics, a Finnish company that manufactures cube SATs,

895
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: little cube satellites for students, which is very cool and

896
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:41,879
Speaker 1: we should get some, Kurt.

897
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 2: I actually think Olive would love a cube sat.

898
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:46,880
Speaker 1: She would love she loves space.

899
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 2: Yes she does.

900
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:50,279
Speaker 1: She once drew and chalk. The first time I really

901
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,239
Speaker 1: got to talk to her after the Great car all

902
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:54,759
Speaker 1: the planets in order enlisted them, and I said, this

903
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: child is smarter than I.

904
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 2: Then I met it.

905
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 1: When she was like three. She was doing that. Yeah,

906
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: it's a incredible Uh. The aim of the mission is

907
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: to test the behavior and durability of plywood panels and

908
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 1: extreme conditions in space and assess the suitability for future missions.

909
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: The satellite will be outfitted with two cameras, so I'm

910
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:15,000
Speaker 1: guessing we can maybe livestream this, which will be attached

911
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 1: to metal selfie sticks.

912
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 2: Adorable.

913
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 1: This satellite is adorable, and it will see what happens

914
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: to the satellite's plywood surface and changes in the environment.

915
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: The base material is birch, and we're using it the

916
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,480
Speaker 1: same that you could find in a hardware store or

917
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: to make furniture with, said the Woodsafe Chief engineer Simulei

918
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 1: Niemanem Niemanum. We're going with Niemanim here. So basically it's

919
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 1: just they want to see how can a satellite made

920
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 1: out of wood survive and for how long?

921
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 2: And outer space because.

922
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 1: There's atomic oxygen up there, that's corrosive, something that I

923
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: was not aware of but now will keep me up

924
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:58,399
Speaker 1: at night.

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00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 2: And they wanted.

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Speaker 1: But they want to see how it will darken the

927
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Speaker 1: plywood panels, and the satellite should survive. They're planning on

928
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 1: this thing to survive in the extreme environment. And in

929
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 1: addition to a coating with this type of oxygen, engineers

930
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: will also test various varnishes and lacquers, great word on

931
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: different sections of the wood. So I think there's going

932
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: to be a way for us to watch this thing,

933
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:30,439
Speaker 1: and I'll keep us all updated if we can. Great Lisa, I.

934
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Speaker 4: Feel like this ants this has already been answered in

935
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:38,239
Speaker 4: Fast and Furious nine if you I don't know if

936
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 4: you guys have seen it.

937
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it yet.

938
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 4: Chris is the science guy on the squad, of course

939
00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 4: in the name, and they don't. I don't think this

940
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 4: is a spoiler. They have a Mustang. I believe it's

941
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 4: Ford Mustang that they should into space that and they

942
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:09,400
Speaker 4: have un just actually just uh duct tape and rubber

943
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 4: like swim caps. So and somehow, and there's some scripting

944
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 4: that says where Ludacris is, this shouldn't work. You know,

945
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 4: we did by now and then it's then the idea

946
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:30,160
Speaker 4: is that they believed so hard that their dreams came true.

947
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,839
Speaker 3: That's the theme of most of the Fast and Furious movies, right,

948
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 3: Believe in yourself and things will come true.

949
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:40,240
Speaker 4: Family.

950
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 2: Family.

951
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that is because I would think I would

952
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:48,960
Speaker 4: know the answer to that. I think Plywood's not going

953
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,240
Speaker 4: to do that well. Plywood does not do well in

954
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 4: the Earth's atmosphere.

955
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:52,919
Speaker 2: That's right.

956
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,439
Speaker 1: Every skateboard ramp built in the eighties is just a

957
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,879
Speaker 1: rotten pile of nothing. The satellite is powered by nine

958
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:03,879
Speaker 1: solar panels, so amateur radio payloads for hobbyists so they

959
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 1: can communicate. You know, if you have a Ham radio,

960
00:53:06,239 --> 00:53:09,960
Speaker 1: go talk to Lisa and there will be radio signals

961
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: to show images around the world. So maybe this will

962
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 1: be a huge that's science though, right. You got to

963
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: just wing it out there and see what happens. It's

964
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: like a Penny Hannah in the sky. I'm going to

965
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 1: track it. I'm into it. I think this is great news.

966
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: I think this is so fun.

967
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,439
Speaker 3: Should we one more to send us home? Send us home,

968
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,319
Speaker 3: to wrap it up, to wrap it up?

969
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 2: All?

970
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 3: Right? Here we go speaking of this one was sending

971
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 3: by Andy Hoff. Thank you Andy. This is Andy's moto

972
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:49,880
Speaker 3: by Matt Novak. Here's the title. Guys Boom, Australian Prime

973
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 3: minister says he didn't shit his pants at McDonald's in

974
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety seven.

975
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,520
Speaker 2: Which is what you say if you didn't.

976
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: You just loudly explained I did not shit my pants.

977
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 2: That's always what you do.

978
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 3: He brought it up out of the blue on a

979
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 3: radio show and he's like, oh, and can I mention

980
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 3: one more thing? I didn't shit my pants in a

981
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 3: McDonald's in nineteen ninety seven, which seems so suspicious. I

982
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:20,600
Speaker 3: think maybe is trying to divert attention.

983
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:26,840
Speaker 4: That is, Yeah, because like I wasn't even thinking about that.

984
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 3: Nope, me either, And now it's all I can think

985
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 3: about is is how you wouldn't have done that?

986
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 4: Like what did you?

987
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 5: Yeah?

988
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,720
Speaker 3: Intead that people thought you shit your pants, It seems

989
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 3: worse if you did something and people thought you shit

990
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 3: your pants, then that's and you didn't shit your pants,

991
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 3: Like that's gotta be bad.

992
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly if that's your decoy, so everybody's looking in

993
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: the other direction. But also, but McDonald's, that's one of

994
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 1: the great places to do this. It was like when

995
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 1: I met the Queen of England or something. You're like, oh,

996
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: that would have been really bad. McDonald's. You're just like,

997
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: that's fine, dude, honestly talked to Anny McDonald's employee. And

998
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: we'll get bombarded with these stories here. That's streisand effect, though,

999
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 1: isn't it. Isn't that the streisand effect. That's uh, Maria,

1000
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: do you know what the streisand effect is? So RBIs

1001
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,840
Speaker 1: Streisand had a house in Malibu on the cliffs, huge

1002
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 1: palatial place, and somebody flew up and down the coast

1003
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: with you know, and taking photos of houses and tried

1004
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 1: to sell them to rich people to say, here's your property.

1005
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: And she sued, and she's and because she didn't want

1006
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,120
Speaker 1: people to see her private property.

1007
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 2: But what happened was.

1008
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:43,919
Speaker 1: Up until that point, the number of total people who

1009
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:47,880
Speaker 1: had looked at her that photograph on that photographer's website

1010
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,439
Speaker 1: was like four people or five people. But then when

1011
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 1: she had the lawsuit, suddenly it went to like one

1012
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: hundred thousand people and it went around the world. And

1013
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: so the Streisand effect is when something that just doesn't

1014
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:02,280
Speaker 1: exist in people's mind by mentioning it, Suddenly it becomes

1015
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: wildly more popular and a much bigger problem. And it's

1016
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 1: something I think about all the time because people do

1017
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:11,560
Speaker 1: that all the time. I think this Prime Minister saying

1018
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:13,880
Speaker 1: it didn't crap his pants and the Mickey D's is

1019
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 1: just calling attention to it and he never he would

1020
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: have gotten away with it.

1021
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 4: Well, then it's to make you think, like, what should

1022
00:56:21,080 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 4: I tell people not not tell people about so that

1023
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:28,239
Speaker 4: they'll become obsessed with it.

1024
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 3: Yes, you have someone asking you a question, Go I

1025
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:32,960
Speaker 3: can't talk about that.

1026
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,239
Speaker 1: I can't talk No.

1027
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 4: I just want to say before we end this podcast

1028
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,879
Speaker 4: that I'm I'm not going to say anything about being

1029
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 4: at the Brooklyn Bell House in September.

1030
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,759
Speaker 1: You're not what what dates in September? Because don't say

1031
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 1: you're not going to be that.

1032
00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 4: I had nothing to say on it, and it's I'm

1033
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 4: not going to I don't want to talk about it anymore.

1034
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,279
Speaker 1: Don't want to talk about the Brooklyn Bell How else?

1035
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 1: A great performance space? Pieceful doors? Is there anything else?

1036
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 3: Are any other other things you don't want.

1037
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,400
Speaker 2: To talk about before? Don't you attention to it? Please?

1038
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1039
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: You shouldn't.

1040
00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 4: I certainly don't want to talk about Denver No Works

1041
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 4: or Albany Funny Bone or or the Irvine.

1042
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: Improv Oh my goodness, don't talk about these things.

1043
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 3: And we wouldn't be able to find any of this

1044
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 3: information out at your website, would we, Maria Bamford dot com.

1045
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 3: Is that it?

1046
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 4: Well, you know what? I think you're gonna get a

1047
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,880
Speaker 4: letter a registered her lord.

1048
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 2: Oh boy.

1049
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 4: Yeah for telling anybody that it's hit our backslash tour

1050
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,960
Speaker 4: dates after Maria, because.

1051
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 3: That is my private one. Thank you so much, Maria

1052
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,600
Speaker 3: for being on your true delight.

1053
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having me. Thank you, uh

1054
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 4: and uh much love to all the animals out there.

1055
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 4: Hope we're all gonna make it as animals, bananimals.

1056
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:21,520
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1058
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Speaker 2: Levine, theme music by Kahan.

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Speaker 3: And all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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1061
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