WEBVTT - "Couples Having Separate Hobbies" w/ Caleb Hearon 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:20.440 Tour announcement starts now. Hello everyone, it is me Sam 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:24.120 and I am going on tour this summer. I'm doing 0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:28.560 my hour of incredible stand up comedy and I would love, 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:31.479 love love to see you there. So I will be 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:38.519 in San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Chicago, DC, Boston, Philly and 0:00:38.680 --> 0:00:40.519 maybe a couple more. But if you are in any 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:44.280 of those places, please please please get tickets. I would 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:46.720 love to see you all there. And I'm really really 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:50.560 excited because I love touring. Now, so see you there. 0:00:51.040 --> 0:00:55.160 Okay Andrey yep bye. Podcast starts now. What is up? 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:55.520 Everyone? 0:00:55.640 --> 0:00:58.000 You're listening to Tradio Lab live in New York City 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:00.480 roughly four weeks ago. It's not quite live. 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:04.560 I brought my chronic Illness Allyship sleep mask. 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:08.160 Hleb. You can open your eyes. Oh you brought your 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:08.720 fame sick. 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:12.440 I brought my chronic illness Allyship sleep mask, courtesy of 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:14.679 the whole team at Lena Dunham HQ. 0:01:15.040 --> 0:01:17.480 Now what makes it chronic illness Allyship? Do they? 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:19.880 Because she's a big bill well, a big part of 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:21.200 the book. Don't know if you've read it, Kase, I've 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:24.080 read it. Issue in our industry, we both finished it. 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:26.039 I've not finished it, Okay, Well I finished it, and 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:28.200 I actually have it in audio and also in print form. 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:30.959 And so I think the theme of the press store 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:31.840 has been kind. 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.639 Of oh she's sleepy, you's sleeping. 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:36.800 Oh my goodness, and she's sleepy, both in a kind 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:38.720 of empowering way and in a chronic illness way. And 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:40.480 the tension of that drives a big part. 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:40.679 Of the book. 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:42.640 And so you can kind of always put on your 0:01:42.680 --> 0:01:45.600 silk famestick mask kind of relax. 0:01:45.760 --> 0:01:47.640 Are you getting paid to behave this way or is 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:48.360 this just something. 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:50.480 That you thank you for pointing out it's no normative? Yeah. 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:55.120 Well, I think I believe I was sent this because 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:57.400 there was a clip of our podcast where I said 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.960 Adam Driver doesn't think Lena Dunham enough. And I think 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:01.920 that was put into some sort of Google drive and 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:03.880 they said he's getting a mask. 0:02:04.080 --> 0:02:06.520 Yeah, send him a mask. 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:08.200 It's just a bit odd that they didn't send me 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:08.680 one as well. 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:10.919 You know, I was actually said that particular comment. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:13.280 Well, I did add to it. I added some comedic elements. 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:14.160 Of course, that's true. 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:18.679 Help people don't respect people rarely respect comedy for comedy's sake, 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:21.480 you know, they want your distinct point. I was kind 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:24.000 of do going Hannahatsby mode and just sort of talking. 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:27.200 Yeah, beautiful, by the way, which is beautiful and celebrated. 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:29.720 I do want to say, certainly a celebrated. I was 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:31.799 forty five minutes early to this recording. 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.000 That's right, and I was four minutes. 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:33.920 Were forty five minutes early. 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:35.960 I was forty five minutes earlier. Was quite humiliating. 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:37.680 I was early and I was sitting alone. Where were you? 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:39.120 I went for a walk, I went to the park 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.200 and I was reading. I was reading Famesick in the park, 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:43.960 Oh my goodness. And I was respectable four minutes later 0:02:44.560 --> 0:02:47.200 you were That was beautiful, by thank you, And I 0:02:47.280 --> 0:02:49.200 just got to say, reading in the park, I'm in 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:50.600 a nostalgia mode. 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:51.120 Bad. 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:55.760 I have chronic nostalgia currently, that's actually chronic illness. And 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:56.679 it is scary. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.959 You're nostalgic for the idea of reading or what has happened. 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:02.320 For being present in a city of people that are 0:03:02.320 --> 0:03:05.080 so beautiful and touching where I used to live. I'm seeing, 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:08.080 oh my god, my past, my present, my future. 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:12.440 A huge part of Sam's life is basically implying that 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:16.119 everyone in Los Angeles is just like an illiterate, sort 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:19.680 of like idiotic gay guy and then doing that publicly 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:21.720 on his podcast, and then someone will confront him in 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:24.080 Los Angeles, the city where he resides, and he'll say, 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:25.960 don't talk to me about that. 0:03:26.080 --> 0:03:28.800 Yeah, I don't think you're completely off base. There is 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:30.799 something going on in La. What it is is there's 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:33.720 a sort of the sun on the West Coast has 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:36.000 a sort of poison that makes you not want to 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:38.680 do anything, and reading is certainly under the umbrella of anything. 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:41.760 I'm definitely having a I'm kind of catching up on 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:43.080 the Spencer Pratt and. 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:45.920 They are fucking moron, what a brain dead fuck story? 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:48.040 Were you saying, Well, you know, I was thinking, because 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:49.360 it's came into my feed. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:51.480 Were you sort of a Chelsea Lately gay? Oh? 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:54.680 Sure, I was okay, So Heather McDonald endorsed Spencer Pratt. 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:57.600 Really yes, and it came up on my feed and 0:03:57.640 --> 0:03:59.960 I said, this is this is the rise of Trump 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.960 for my specific demographic, which is millennial gaze who watched 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:05.040 Chelsea Lately. This is what it must have felt like 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:08.280 if you're a gen X boom or whatever grew up 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.000 with Trump and then he became president. 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:12.080 That's what it's like for me. 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:14.680 I don't McDonald is. 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:17.000 Oh she was, She wasn't the Chelsea Lately writers and 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:17.719 frequent performance. 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:19.280 She was on the panel a lot. She was she 0:04:19.320 --> 0:04:21.120 should have been more memorable. And now her endorsements are 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:21.720 flopping as well. 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:24.719 Actually they might not be flopping, And that's what sort of. 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:27.359 Flopping because I don't know who she is. The curacy 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:29.880 might be unfortunately, the candidacy might be having some wind, 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:31.159 but tardened endorsement has flopped. 0:04:31.200 --> 0:04:33.640 In how many years of watching Chelsea Lately did it 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:35.400 take you to speak out? Her last name isn't Lately? 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:39.599 I knew I we knew that pretty early on. I 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:40.239 would say. 0:04:43.720 --> 0:04:46.320 That I like this comedian Chelsea to be with you. 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:49.279 That I did know pretty early. She was having fat 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:51.680 people on there. That's one thing I remember. She was 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:52.360 having fat people. 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:56.120 Oh my god, she's one of the most inclusive people nationwide. 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:57.480 She was having fat people on that show, and I 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:59.080 was going, who are these fat people? Who are these 0:04:59.120 --> 0:04:59.880 big fat people. 0:04:59.720 --> 0:05:04.400 On my Always a diverse she kind of invented DEI hello. 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:08.560 She always a diverse roundtable, and she would definitely have 0:05:08.680 --> 0:05:10.520 a falling out with someone, but then she would have 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:12.400 someone else that she'd be like, really committed to and 0:05:12.480 --> 0:05:15.280 always bring on tour and she really lifted people up. 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:17.920 Are you guys having fallings out? By the way, that's 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:20.839 an interesting question. I almost had one and I saved it. 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:22.120 What happened? Who was it? What you say? 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:26.159 Or there was a moment of tension and I could 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:28.360 have if I wanted to go reality show mode. Yeah, 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:31.240 I could have said and when you said that, I 0:05:31.279 --> 0:05:34.400 didn't like it. Yeah, But instead I actually amended the relationship. 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:34.760 Wow. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:38.040 And then I'm trying to think of other Have you had. 0:05:37.960 --> 0:05:40.680 Big falling out falling out in comedy? No, I just 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:43.640 get distant. Yeah, you know, cold and silent. 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:44.800 Yeah. Wow. 0:05:45.440 --> 0:05:47.520 It's not as fun, it's not as splashy. Yeah, but 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:49.200 it's like it's long term. 0:05:49.440 --> 0:05:51.240 I do have this huge fear that, you know, I 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:52.920 started in Boston. I was only there for two years, 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:54.760 but they were very formative, and I have this fear 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:57.440 based on nothing, that everyone in Boston now hates me. 0:05:58.120 --> 0:05:59.880 That's really interesting. What do you think that's based on. 0:05:59.920 --> 0:06:02.200 I think it's maybe I don't go back enough, or 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:06.000 maybe I once said something that was somehow condescending. One time, 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:09.159 I think maybe with you, but somewhere I said something 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:11.640 like I loved coming up in Boston because it's like 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:14.160 learning figure drawing in art school. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:15.760 Before you like do something. 0:06:15.680 --> 0:06:17.480 So I can where your worries coming. You know what 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:17.760 I mean. 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:20.760 And it's like, that's extremely condescend to say that, to 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:24.560 say that about It's like what I want is that's 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:26.440 where I learned set up punchline, joke writing. 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:29.960 Yes, and you think, by the way, still what I do. 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:32.160 It's not like I'm now doing the woman who is 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:33.679 a Bell at the Venice Bionale. 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:36.640 That okay. So at the Venice Bionale, the talk about 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:38.120 people want to talk about this first I didn't really 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:41.640 want to talk. Her name is Florentina something. 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:45.120 She's Austrian lately. 0:06:45.200 --> 0:06:50.200 Yeah, it was florentinell lately. She always is uplifting fat comedians. Yes, 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:53.400 and at the Venice Bionale her big she's a perormance 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:56.000 artist for a big piece. Is that imagine a bell 0:06:56.400 --> 0:06:58.479 but the thing that ring, that's ringing the bell is 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:01.320 a person. No, it's actually thin naked woman. 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:02.680 As an image. 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:06.400 It is really amazing and it's sort of silly and 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:07.680 in a way that if I were to see this 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.400 as sort of an indie show in Brooklyn, New York, 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:16.120 I would say, Oh, I like that. I like that comedian. 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:18.560 Oh I don't think I like that. I think I'm 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:19.120 upset by that. 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:21.960 Actually a better video. Think you just showed me. 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:23.800 Growing up? 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:25.520 Another one. Let's see. Okay, this is the other. 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:27.920 Thing she did. She's jet skiing. 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:31.280 That's fucking sick. That's fucking sick. That's the kind of 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:31.960 ship I go in for. 0:07:32.080 --> 0:07:34.240 I mean, that's called slater. That's a music video. 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:36.120 I really like that. And also, one thing you guys 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:37.280 need to know about me, if you ever want to 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:39.880 understand me and get deeper with me, is that I 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:42.400 like to be on things that move. I love vehicles real. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:45.520 I love bicycles, I love mopets, I love jet Skis. 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:45.960 You like a jet ski? 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.240 I love a four wheeler. I love a golf cart. 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:51.080 Anything that moves I go, really, I get really excited about. 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:54.680 I just really like lisman. I do not like roller coaster. Really, 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:56.040 I don't get to decide where it moves. It's on 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:58.680 the track. I don't like moving things on track, like driving. 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:00.480 I love driving because. 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.080 I choose, But do you would you want to be 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.760 on a jet ski but kind of sexy behind someone 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:05.679 holding their waist. 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:08.880 No, I'm not someone holding way. Someone can hold my waist. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:10.800 But I want to be in charge, so you're kind 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:13.360 of top Sure, yes, And I would love to be 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:15.920 in charge at pretty much all times. There's nice time 0:08:16.000 --> 0:08:17.640 that I can imagine me not wanting to be in 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.800 charge really, except for some times at dinner. 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:24.960 I think I do have. I think jet skis are 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:28.200 hard for me because it's so attached to like riding 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:30.600 behind a friend's dad and having to hold on to 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:31.840 him and be like, how do I hold on to you? 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:34.360 Or you don't call me gay? Yeah, and there's no way. 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:36.439 That's really scary. I'm sorry you went through that. Yeah, 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:38.240 it's tough. That sucks, But they're not going to let 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:41.040 me drive. I was riding behind like friends moms, Oh. 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.800 That's nice, and always made such with you. I know, 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:44.679 it's always like I. 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.000 Grew up on a polycule My gone Now. 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:49.880 I did weirdly have a kind of progressive like all 0:08:49.920 --> 0:08:51.480 the Yeah, it was just a lot of women like 0:08:51.480 --> 0:08:54.080 taking care of each other's kids. I was around everyone's moms. 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:56.640 It was nice. I liked it. None of them lesbians, though, 0:08:56.640 --> 0:08:57.840 which is one of my biggest regrets. 0:08:57.880 --> 0:08:59.600 Well, it's interesting about growing up around a lot of 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:01.520 moms because I grew up I was partly raised by 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:04.240 both my grandmothers, and ever it was very I have 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:07.520 two sisters. You would think inherently growing up with all 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:10.800 women is progressive. Oftentimes they say things that are more 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:11.600 right wing than the men. 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:14.719 Listen, the women in my family have said some of 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:17.240 the most conservative things I've ever had, particularly around like 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:20.199 being a man, which is interesting that they were really reinforcing, 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:21.559 Like I would do something kind of girly and they'd 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:23.840 be like, boys don't do that, and I'd be like, whoa, Yeah, 0:09:23.960 --> 0:09:25.559 you can't act like that. You're a girl. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:28.120 Yeah, we're supposed to be cool about this kind of stuff. 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:30.760 Oh wait, can I give you guys my compliment? Yes please, 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:32.120 I came in with a compliment. I wanted to give 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:35.880 you guys. Oah. I think that podcasting mostly as a 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:39.080 medium is pretty dumb and like contributing to a cultural 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.559 dominus that we will never come back from. My podcast 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:44.360 included I think, no, I mean and I think two 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:48.240 of the podcasts that are like actually making podcasting Smart 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:51.360 is your Guys show? And then of course Charlie and Natalie. 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:56.600 Oh so it's you guys, Charlie and Natalie Expiration Live 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.319 Plug and then Cardaddy. 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:01.440 Those are my intellectual p Guess what The only episode 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:03.360 of Call Her Daddy I've listened to is guess who 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:03.880 the guest is? 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:05.600 Oh, I'm trying to think of who's been on there? 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:08.040 Can you name people that have been on there? No? 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:08.400 Not one? 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:10.599 Right? Was it? Was it? 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:12.760 No? 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:18.560 It's Hillary Duff, Hillary, Hillary Duff escaped the child star person. 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.200 Well, I'm sort of fascinated by her. My friend calls 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:22.040 her a zero threat. 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:24.720 Yeah, what does that mean? She's not good at anything? Oh, 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:28.800 that's not true. She's a good actor. That's true. 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:30.400 She's a good actor. 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:36.559 She's good at image creation, you know what I mean. 0:10:36.679 --> 0:10:38.520 Like she like knows who she is, she knows how'll 0:10:38.520 --> 0:10:40.800 play with her own persona. That's something that is something 0:10:40.880 --> 0:10:43.360 that's hard. That is something I mean now with a 0:10:43.400 --> 0:10:46.560 social media generation, that's more of a skill than let's 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:47.160 say singing. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.360 Yeah, absolutely everyone can sing. Now, by the way, pretty 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:52.640 much everyone can sing. Anyone could say, do you think 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:53.360 it's a skill learned? 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:55.800 Piano your brand. 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.640 Having a brand is hard. Can I ask another question? 0:10:58.800 --> 0:10:59.199 Please? 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.520 Do you have Okay, I know you guys have separate partners. 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:04.240 I know your friends have the same one. Did you 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:06.800 guys ever have a moment to us? Was there ever 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:07.520 a moment? No? 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:14.520 God? No? Sorry, okay not god No. I asked us 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:15.040 on all culture. 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:16.920 He says, while I'm always interested with really close gay 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:18.679 guy friends, if there was ever a moment. And then 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:20.440 I saw one comment that someone was like, Oh, they 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:22.360 hate when people ask us, and I'm like, okay, well, 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:24.120 they're two gay guys. They need to get used to it. 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:26.080 No one's ever asked us this for the records, have 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:26.400 they not? 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:28.760 Never? Oh, I think you guys would have such a 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:30.160 cute moment if you'd ever had one. I know it's 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:30.880 probably off the table. 0:11:30.920 --> 0:11:32.640 We have talked about how funny it would it be 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:34.680 if we suddenly had sex. We would do it Hillary 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:36.160 just for the image. 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:36.480 Yeah. 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.080 Yeah, if he suddenly released a sex tape. 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:42.040 Guys, I think that'd be electric. I think that'd be 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:42.920 really electric, just. 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:44.640 Because like it would be, it would get the people talking, 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:46.120 and that's like half the battle. 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:48.080 Also, you have to know, I'm sure your fans are 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:50.160 fans of the show, Please sound off in the comments. 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:52.280 I'm sure there's a lot of them that are hoping. 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:55.920 For it slash fiction left and right, are they? 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:59.199 But I think there's something they weirdly don't. No one 0:11:59.280 --> 0:12:01.920 ships us. I think I think you're like one of 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:02.520 two people. 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:05.200 Maybe I know there's more like me out there. I 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:07.679 know there's more like me out there. I'm not alone. 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.200 Because no one ever brings that up. 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:12.360 Well, I do think it takes some guts to bring 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:14.320 it up. I think the fact that no one brings 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:15.760 it up is to me, no one's thinking about it. 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:18.120 I think Caleb is bringing up because he kind of 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:22.120 courts controversy and his sick and his sick public persona 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:26.640 sort that Howard Stern of gay Comedy Podcasts saying. 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:28.440 That it's beautiful and powerful. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:30.679 I'm like, what this is like how Robbie Hoffman wants 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:32.280 was like, I want to be the lesbian Joe Rogan 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:35.680 to me, and I said, you're on your way. 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:40.240 Well, yeah, well I wish I wish her luck on 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:44.319 that journey. I think Howard Stern, Howard Stern of gay podcasters, 0:12:44.360 --> 0:12:45.560 do you think that's really true of me or you 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:46.080 being silly. 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:49.960 Oh well, I don't think that's true. Of you're not 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:52.520 because you're not as talented and as successful, but because 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:55.840 you're not as combative, and like, that's not what you do. 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:56.439 I feel like. 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:59.080 You're not having people ride the ciby and you're not 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:01.880 having fo come on and tell you like the most 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:03.439 disgusting sex story she's ever done. 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:04.560 You don't do little sex pranks. 0:13:04.720 --> 0:13:06.800 I don't, but we could if we wanted to. Right now, 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:08.720 the three of us could have a really combative interview. 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:11.160 I don't desire it, but I think we need to 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:14.120 be electric. Can I say something else about podcasting? Yeah, 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:19.240 randomly moving into a new space, randomly. Sometimes when you're podcasting, 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:23.200 you will fall into an accidental vibe that you can't 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.240 get out of. And then sometimes you're just like, well, 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:27.240 I hope we can cut twenty minutes of that episode. 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:30.680 No, it's crazy. Yeah, And then and it's actually not 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:34.120 that hard. Well, because I'm always like, what if we reset? 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:35.960 What if I actually have the courage to be like 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:40.359 you guys, take a deep breath, let's start over. Yeah, 0:13:40.400 --> 0:13:42.120 but I feel like saying that would make things even 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:42.680 more awkward. 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:44.800 Well, it's sort of like then you need a suggestion. 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:46.599 Then you're like, let's do random word generator and just 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:49.000 start talking about that. Oh yeah, I know, like it's 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:51.160 so hard to jump from one thing just out of nowhere. Yeah. 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:52.679 But then, of course my instinct is always to bring 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:54.880 up the only thing less. It's I always want to 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:57.040 talk about the one thing we're not allowed to talk about. 0:13:57.160 --> 0:13:59.920 Yeah, ooh, what do you mean, like the thing, like 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:01.360 whatever the thing is in the room that you're like, 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:03.680 this person doesn't want to talk about this. I do. Yeah, 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:04.720 that's really interesting. 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:07.520 I want to go back to falling out some confrontations. Yeah, 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:09.200 do you fall out? Do you have confrontations? 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.439 I have confrontation, but I don't fall out. Really, you 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:14.480 keep going people. Look the amount of time you spend 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:16.840 with any person in your life fluctuates and rotates, like 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:18.560 there's sometimes and I'm really hanging out with this group 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:20.240 of people. Sometimes I'm really hanging out with this group 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:22.640 It ebbs and foes. Especially based on like when I moved, 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:26.480 I would say my LA friends like I feel not distant, 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:27.560 but I feel like, oh we see each other so 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:29.920 much less now it's a little different. But I'm big 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:32.320 on conflict. I love conflict. I'm having it pretty often. 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:34.840 I well, I used to be like that, and then 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:37.360 one too many times people were like, you have to stop, 0:14:37.680 --> 0:14:40.320 because I was raised on conflict. The other actually, my 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:43.520 mom was texting Matthew this morning and or yesterday morning, 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:45.160 and Matthew was like, your mom texted my mom is 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.600 planning my sister's wedding, and Matthew is your mom texted me, 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:50.360 I'm this close to canceling the wedding. And he was 0:14:50.400 --> 0:14:54.480 like horrified, and I was like, no, that's how she speaks, Like, 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:59.000 that's that's her having gotten one annoying email from the florist. Yeah, 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:01.760 she's not the wedding. No one's in a fight. But 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:04.200 it's like I grew up with. Every single thing was 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.000 zero to one hundred. My dad would come home and 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.040 be like, our family is ruined three times a week, 0:15:09.400 --> 0:15:11.760 and it'll be like because taxes are due. It's like, yeah, 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:12.840 everyone has to pay those. 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:16.720 Yeah. I love putonic conflicts like among friends. I love. 0:15:17.000 --> 0:15:19.040 I love to pull. I love to after a friend 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:20.320 has said something that I didn't like, to be like 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:22.440 so you know that kind of pissed me off. Yeah, 0:15:22.520 --> 0:15:24.040 I love because it's easier to just be like that 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:25.960 really pissed me off to say that again. 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:28.960 Yeah, I think I think maybe I'm more like that. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.280 I don't take the bait of what the thing that 0:15:31.320 --> 0:15:33.240 bothers me is like some people will be like, Okay, 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:35.120 time to have a fight. Yeah, and I'm sort of like, hey, 0:15:35.120 --> 0:15:37.000 by the way, let's never say that again. Yeah, and 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:38.720 then we're never talking about this, or someone will. 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:39.720 Say something that upsets me and I'll be like, we 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:41.520 should change the subject before we get into a fight, 0:15:42.080 --> 0:15:43.840 you know what I mean? Like, I love to just 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:45.200 I'm saying what I feel for sure. 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:46.520 I love to be like, So I heard you say 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:48.080 that that really implied a lot of this to me. 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:50.200 Do you mean that? Like ooh, I like that. 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:53.840 What did you mean by that's interpreting it? 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:56.560 I'm trying to think of you ever speaking like that. 0:15:57.160 --> 0:16:00.640 I feel like when we've had like our yeah. 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.320 Talk about your conflicts, what has been your guys, the 0:16:02.320 --> 0:16:03.640 biggest fight, to be honest. 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:05.280 Biggest really not. 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:09.440 One is it early early on, early on, but it 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:11.120 also club coming. That's what I was thinking. 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:18.640 Okay, I can think of two early early on very yeah, 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:23.040 pre when I pre pre. 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:24.040 Podcast even launching. 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:27.120 Okay, we just had a sort of miscommunication where I 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:29.680 feel like I was kind of without realizing it being 0:16:30.840 --> 0:16:33.920 I would say, I'm trying not to say they work 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:35.360 on the sending, because that's not what I was being. 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:36.400 No, it was. 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:39.000 More like you're talking about like the editing thing, and 0:16:39.000 --> 0:16:40.560 I'm talking about in the beginning we were having a 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:44.320 call and you were like, oh god, I'm so alive 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:46.520 right now. Its being sort of like a know it all. 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:48.800 But then like I would drop the ball and it'll 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:50.400 be okay. But then when you drop the ball, I'd be. 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:53.480 Like, so you did drop the ball, and then a 0:16:53.520 --> 0:16:53.960 club cooming. 0:16:54.000 --> 0:16:57.440 What happened was I was just I I sometimes think 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:59.640 that the most comedic thing you can do is be mean. 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:02.440 And we were like literally on stage and I was like, Sam, 0:17:02.560 --> 0:17:04.720 that shirt sucks. It was just like not and I 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:05.439 didn't even believe it. 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:06.040 I thought that it was. 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:09.680 In no way based in truth. 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:11.879 It was just like I'm trying to like think of 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:13.879 something to say, and I'm like roast battle. 0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:17.439 Also like at that point, at that roast battle, at 0:17:17.480 --> 0:17:20.680 that point, we Slampinelli. At that point, we in our podcast, 0:17:20.680 --> 0:17:23.040 we thought it was funny to have tense conversations, but 0:17:23.080 --> 0:17:25.480 we'd never like turn on each other necessay, that's what 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:27.600 we love to be, like, we're tense, things are weird, 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.920 there's awkward pauses. And then so we did this club 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:34.480 coming hosting thing and George kept nagging me and I 0:17:34.520 --> 0:17:36.720 would sort of be like, hey, let's move on from this, 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:38.520 Let's move on, and he would like kind of dig 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:38.960 in again. 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:40.919 Be honest. Did the shirt thing hit you like a knife? 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:41.080 Oh? 0:17:41.080 --> 0:17:41.520 It was bad? 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:44.440 I literally I remember I remember the shirt thing specifically 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:47.800 because I knew Sam thought I was there was some 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:49.919 truths when I literally I don't even remember, like I 0:17:50.000 --> 0:17:52.439 literally had no opinions on the shirt, Like I just 0:17:52.560 --> 0:17:54.199 was looking for something to comment on. 0:17:54.600 --> 0:17:55.679 It was the first thing in front of it. 0:17:56.040 --> 0:17:59.480 And then from my perspective, I will admit that I 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:01.760 was being that I could have handled it better. But 0:18:01.760 --> 0:18:03.719 for my perccle, what was happening is that I was 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:08.200 throwing out topics and Sam was not yes standing like 0:18:08.200 --> 0:18:12.000 like in my mind I was like when I like tonight, 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:17.560 it's like then you back, now you get me stand 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:18.240 up for yourself. 0:18:20.520 --> 0:18:23.680 That was like six years ago. Well, we got off 0:18:23.680 --> 0:18:25.840 stage and I was like, hey, that really was not 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:26.479 good for me. 0:18:26.680 --> 0:18:28.479 But the thing is, then we let to keep posting 0:18:28.480 --> 0:18:30.040 the show. So I was like, we will have this 0:18:30.080 --> 0:18:33.240 conversation later. I fully hear you, but right now, we 0:18:33.359 --> 0:18:36.280 have to make up immediately. I was like, give me 0:18:36.320 --> 0:18:39.600 a hug right this second, because someone is on stage 0:18:39.600 --> 0:18:42.280 and we have to go back and like introduce the 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:44.960 next person. Like we're hosting a show. There's no time, 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:49.480 of course, but obviously I see your perspective. Yeah, yeah, 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:50.360 so that was our last fight. 0:18:50.480 --> 0:18:52.760 Yeah, that was your last fight. Yeah. I really don't 0:18:52.760 --> 0:18:53.200 want to jinx. 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:55.399 I have I fear the evil I and I'm like, 0:18:55.440 --> 0:18:58.600 if we keep talking about how we're such good coworkers 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:01.720 and like really, tomorrow something will happen and. 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:04.320 We will ever Also, literally, whenever you bring up old fights, 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:06.960 it no matter what creates like a second little fight, 0:19:07.160 --> 0:19:10.359 it always creates a new version, I think. So I 0:19:10.359 --> 0:19:11.280 do think though. 0:19:11.119 --> 0:19:16.040 Early on, especially like covid Zoom recordings, there would be 0:19:16.040 --> 0:19:19.720 some recordings where like the podcast didn't go super well, 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:22.760 and it's like it's not either of our faults, but 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:25.040 it's just like damn, we couldn't get it. We couldn't 0:19:25.440 --> 0:19:30.600 get to the flow state. And that was frustrating. I 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:33.280 usually blame myself, though I rarely would blame Sam and 0:19:33.359 --> 0:19:36.760 that I would be like I did. Especially for the podcast, 0:19:36.760 --> 0:19:39.240 I usually blame myself if it's not funny. 0:19:38.960 --> 0:19:40.919 It's really hard. I feel like I have never been 0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:43.159 able to quite explain because like Shelby Wilson and I 0:19:43.200 --> 0:19:47.040 had keeping records that I adore Shelby, I loved that podcast, 0:19:47.480 --> 0:19:51.560 and hosting a podcast with someone specifically is so difficult 0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:53.720 and like intricate, and they're the hardest part for me. 0:19:53.960 --> 0:19:56.720 A lot of times about it was when we would 0:19:56.760 --> 0:19:59.320 walk away feeling differently about an episode, and that's true 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:01.399 of like shows and general. Yeah, that would happen on 0:20:01.440 --> 0:20:03.080 two or two where like we would come off like 0:20:03.119 --> 0:20:04.679 my last tour, we would come off stage and like 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:07.000 maybe Chance in Virginia would be like, God, what a 0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:09.720 fucking show, and I'd be like, I fucking hated that one, 0:20:09.920 --> 0:20:11.560 you know what I mean, And they'd be like, oh 0:20:11.560 --> 0:20:12.920 my god, we thought it was so electric, and I 0:20:12.920 --> 0:20:15.520 would just be like that would make me feel so distant, 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:17.400 and I'm like, why are you not feeling what I felt? 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:19.120 And it's like, well, because you're different people. You showed 0:20:19.160 --> 0:20:21.439 up different tonight, like you had a different thing this afternoon, 0:20:21.480 --> 0:20:23.560 you got different amounts of sleep, Like that is really 0:20:23.560 --> 0:20:24.040 fucking hard. 0:20:24.359 --> 0:20:26.480 That's the most relatable thing I've ever heard. We'd do 0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:27.280 that all the time. 0:20:29.960 --> 0:20:30.720 Yeah, Oh, it's so. 0:20:31.000 --> 0:20:33.800 We've recently gotten way more calm about it. I think 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:35.639 just because like the more shows you do, the less 0:20:35.680 --> 0:20:38.920 a single one matters. But like in the beginning, there 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:40.320 were shows where one of us would be in a 0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:41.600 terrible mood the entire rest of the night. 0:20:42.240 --> 0:20:44.600 Yeah, I feel guilt when I when I don't feel 0:20:44.640 --> 0:20:47.280 like I don't feel embarrassed or anything. I'm like, whatever, 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:49.359 a bad show is, whatever, there's a million shows I 0:20:49.359 --> 0:20:52.480 feel guilt that. I'm like, fuck, those people like paid 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:54.840 money and like made they came here tonight like it 0:20:54.880 --> 0:20:56.239 might be the only fun thing they get to do 0:20:56.280 --> 0:20:58.840 all month, or god forbid even longer, and I'm like, fuck, 0:20:58.880 --> 0:21:00.520 I feel like I just feel gid that I'm my God, 0:21:00.600 --> 0:21:02.040 damn it, I didn't do And. 0:21:02.119 --> 0:21:04.119 Then that way, I did these two shows in London 0:21:04.119 --> 0:21:07.160 recently and I felt like, especially one of them really 0:21:07.160 --> 0:21:09.679 didn't go well, and I in my mind and no 0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:12.560 one convinced could convince me otherwise. I was like, this 0:21:12.680 --> 0:21:17.840 was my London debut. I flopped, like the UK is 0:21:17.880 --> 0:21:23.200 not in my wheelhouse. I have been rejected, like forget Fringe. 0:21:23.440 --> 0:21:26.199 This was a wholesale referendum on me. 0:21:26.440 --> 0:21:30.600 Completely flop and I'm literally like the audience was representatives 0:21:30.640 --> 0:21:34.760 from each demographic of England and they all decided not 0:21:34.800 --> 0:21:35.159 for us. 0:21:35.800 --> 0:21:38.000 Maybe I can be an Irish comedian, but not a 0:21:38.040 --> 0:21:38.760 British I. 0:21:38.720 --> 0:21:41.120 Would kill in Ireland. To be clear, Let's be very clear. 0:21:41.200 --> 0:21:44.520 Let's Sally would be front row. She would be gang 0:21:44.800 --> 0:21:56.439 laugh laughing. Should we do our first segment? 0:21:56.600 --> 0:21:56.800 Yes? 0:21:57.080 --> 0:21:58.640 Do you want to introduce it semore? 0:21:59.400 --> 0:22:02.280 Yes, we have a first segment and it's called Straight Shooters. 0:22:02.320 --> 0:22:04.119 And this is a segment where we give you a 0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:06.240 series of rapid fire questions. You choose this thing or 0:22:06.240 --> 0:22:09.240 this other thing, easy to gauge your familiarity within complicity 0:22:09.240 --> 0:22:10.920 and straight culture. And the one rule is you can't 0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:12.840 ask any follow up questions about how the game works. 0:22:12.840 --> 0:22:18.280 You have to sit in the uncertainty Caleb small but 0:22:18.440 --> 0:22:20.360 mighty or tall but right wing. 0:22:20.520 --> 0:22:23.680 Small but mighty, TJ Max or Andy sachs. 0:22:23.520 --> 0:22:26.960 Andy sucks a redwood forest or a gay men's chorus. 0:22:26.840 --> 0:22:30.719 Gay Men's chorus singing the blues, rocking those shoes or 0:22:30.880 --> 0:22:31.800 not chopping, just here. 0:22:31.720 --> 0:22:34.200 To peruse, not chopping, just here to bruce in Shallah 0:22:34.400 --> 0:22:36.000 or met gala in Shallah. 0:22:37.359 --> 0:22:38.360 Good choice. 0:22:38.840 --> 0:22:40.560 Can you imagine, oh my God. 0:22:40.480 --> 0:22:47.240 Actually touching the art or smelling a fart? Uh touching the. 0:22:47.280 --> 0:22:51.119 Art, Mama Mia too, here we go again? Or I 0:22:51.200 --> 0:22:54.560 must see you soon because Pierre, you are my friend. 0:22:55.119 --> 0:22:57.440 The second one, the second. 0:22:57.240 --> 0:23:00.840 One past that puss, clock that tee, to see that walk, 0:23:00.960 --> 0:23:03.120 park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, 0:23:03.200 --> 0:23:04.000 or dream about me. 0:23:04.600 --> 0:23:08.879 Dream about me you wow, wow. And I'm happy with 0:23:08.920 --> 0:23:09.520 all my answers. 0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:11.560 Yeah, I think they were really good, although I have 0:23:11.640 --> 0:23:14.720 to say the comment I'm happy with all my answers 0:23:14.960 --> 0:23:15.639 took me out of it. 0:23:15.840 --> 0:23:17.879 That he's too confident. No, I like my answers. 0:23:17.880 --> 0:23:20.760 She said, you are being like, you know, sort of 0:23:20.800 --> 0:23:22.720 like Nicki Minaj. I'm the best rapper alive. 0:23:22.840 --> 0:23:23.200 Right now. 0:23:23.480 --> 0:23:25.600 You need to sit in the uncertainty of the game, George. 0:23:25.680 --> 0:23:27.520 You need to sit. You need to say. 0:23:29.080 --> 0:23:30.760 During my own game. 0:23:31.560 --> 0:23:33.040 You need to sit in the uncertainty of what I 0:23:33.080 --> 0:23:33.440 might say. 0:23:33.560 --> 0:23:35.720 Your score is getting lower by the second, my friend, 0:23:35.760 --> 0:23:37.560 my score yeah, are you scoring me? 0:23:37.880 --> 0:23:41.240 Yeah? No, come on, we rate our guests on the 0:23:41.240 --> 0:23:42.919 skill as you were to one thousand Doves based on 0:23:42.920 --> 0:23:44.720 the Lady goa song from Chromatica one. 0:23:44.560 --> 0:23:47.520 Thousand Doves right now, I'll be honest. No, I'm not familiar. 0:23:48.080 --> 0:23:49.840 Well there's a song called one thousand Doves from the 0:23:49.840 --> 0:23:50.640 album Chromatica. 0:23:50.800 --> 0:23:55.320 You would hate it? Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. 0:23:54.760 --> 0:23:57.760 I would say when you were finished, you were like, 0:23:57.800 --> 0:24:00.840 at you're like nine point fifty one thousand. Yeah, I 0:24:00.880 --> 0:24:03.199 would say, now you're hovering around eight hundred. 0:24:03.359 --> 0:24:04.760 You know that I did not lose one hundred and 0:24:04.800 --> 0:24:07.760 fifty for that. This is a sick podcast. You guys 0:24:07.800 --> 0:24:08.200 are sick. 0:24:08.280 --> 0:24:12.760 Moleval eight is your score? You took me less than 0:24:12.760 --> 0:24:13.440 eight hundred for that? 0:24:13.680 --> 0:24:15.359 Or being combat at George is cool? 0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:17.960 So I have to about my score. Wait, question about 0:24:17.960 --> 0:24:19.920 that song? Is it like gay guy car crash music 0:24:20.119 --> 0:24:21.240 or like no, no, no, you. 0:24:21.280 --> 0:24:25.200 It's more like if he's like sort of bland gay dance. 0:24:25.240 --> 0:24:26.840 You know what it's like. It's like if a ballad 0:24:26.880 --> 0:24:31.200 was remixed. Yeah, it's a professional widow by Torimo's remix version. 0:24:31.760 --> 0:24:33.160 Yeah, it's very h and m core. 0:24:33.280 --> 0:24:35.240 Yeah, how close have both of you gotten to becoming 0:24:35.320 --> 0:24:36.879 DJ's and be one hundred percent honest. 0:24:36.960 --> 0:24:39.960 Well, you know what's crazy? This calendar year, I thought 0:24:40.000 --> 0:24:41.240 to myself, I want to take a DJ. 0:24:41.320 --> 0:24:44.520 Class calls to me in a huge way. 0:24:44.560 --> 0:24:45.919 I get closer every day. 0:24:46.320 --> 0:24:47.800 It's just I know I would be good at it. 0:24:47.840 --> 0:24:49.600 Every time I go to rescue that music is being 0:24:49.600 --> 0:24:51.359 played and I'm not vibing with the music, I'm going 0:24:51.400 --> 0:24:53.160 fucking put me in the booth. If that's what it takes, 0:24:53.200 --> 0:24:53.840 I'll throw the dance. 0:24:54.640 --> 0:24:57.000 Are you putting on music at the friend Hank? Are 0:24:57.040 --> 0:24:58.440 you in charge of the music at the friend Hank? 0:24:58.920 --> 0:25:01.199 A lot of times? And guess what, not a lot 0:25:01.240 --> 0:25:03.240 of people were loving it. I'm putting on Nathaniel rate list, 0:25:04.359 --> 0:25:06.679 I'm putting on Gregory Allen Isakov, passing the joint and 0:25:06.680 --> 0:25:08.840 being like everyone chill out. You know. 0:25:09.000 --> 0:25:14.040 At my wedding, a professional music critic complimented the playlist 0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:15.480 that I co created. 0:25:16.320 --> 0:25:19.080 I'm taking some doves away from you for that, thank you. 0:25:19.160 --> 0:25:21.359 I'm removing some of your dubs. Thank you. I'm removing 0:25:21.359 --> 0:25:23.680 some of your dubs for bringing that up. Who is 0:25:23.720 --> 0:25:24.760 the Who's the music critic? 0:25:24.880 --> 0:25:26.520 Joe cos Krelly from The New York Times. 0:25:26.560 --> 0:25:29.359 Wow, in a very venerable publication as well. 0:25:29.440 --> 0:25:31.880 Yeah, we'll just interviewed Taylor Swift. Yeah, I will say 0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:39.080 their music coverage is confusing, Honey, I would. 0:25:38.880 --> 0:25:41.560 Say there are foreign policy coverages no less confusing. 0:25:43.720 --> 0:25:45.480 You. Congratulations on your wedding, by. 0:25:45.400 --> 0:25:46.960 The way, thank you, and Sam got married to do 0:25:47.000 --> 0:25:47.920 you want to take gradulations? 0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:49.000 And congratulations on your wedding? 0:25:49.040 --> 0:25:50.000 Thank you more recently. 0:25:50.040 --> 0:25:52.680 And I don't think I remembered because it wasn't brought 0:25:52.760 --> 0:25:53.040 up to. 0:25:53.000 --> 0:25:55.320 Me, whereas I kind of bring it up. I brought 0:25:55.400 --> 0:25:56.200 up three times. 0:25:56.240 --> 0:25:58.919 I was invited to either of them, So my congratulations 0:25:58.920 --> 0:26:01.040 are kind of contingent and warm based on that. 0:26:01.320 --> 0:26:01.520 Yeah. 0:26:01.760 --> 0:26:03.159 Yeah, and I want to thank you both for not 0:26:03.200 --> 0:26:04.520 inviting me. I do not like weddings. 0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:07.919 I actually feel a huge relief, generally speaking, when I'm 0:26:07.960 --> 0:26:09.600 not invited to a wedding. Oh my god, me too. 0:26:09.720 --> 0:26:13.000 I'm like, thank God. Yes, I mean, don't get me wrong. 0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:14.960 If it's down the street, I'll be jealous. Yeah, But 0:26:15.080 --> 0:26:17.199 if it's in another if I have to cut on 0:26:17.240 --> 0:26:18.719 a flight, yes, I don't want to go. 0:26:19.200 --> 0:26:22.520 Every wedding hangs on my calendar. Like a root canal. 0:26:23.000 --> 0:26:25.680 Yeah, I don't want to go I don't sentence. I'm 0:26:25.720 --> 0:26:30.719 so sorry you literally feel an apple that was by 0:26:30.720 --> 0:26:35.560 the way, you hangs on my calendar like a root canal. 0:26:35.680 --> 0:26:37.159 It just weighs down the. 0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:40.440 Wedding hangs on my calendar like a rude. 0:26:40.119 --> 0:26:41.440 Guys, that's crazy. 0:26:41.600 --> 0:26:42.640 Some doves my chance. 0:26:43.040 --> 0:26:44.040 I'm going up until. 0:26:47.200 --> 0:26:49.679 Nice. Wow, really tell you. I don't want to talk 0:26:49.680 --> 0:26:51.040 too much about the doves, but just tough to learn 0:26:51.080 --> 0:26:52.640 that you can lose like one hundred and fifty two 0:26:52.680 --> 0:26:55.320 doves for Yeah, it's just hard to understand the math 0:26:55.320 --> 0:26:55.720 of the doves. 0:26:55.720 --> 0:27:00.280 Obviously, of course, it's it's complicated idea that youth than 0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:02.200 art poetry. 0:27:03.640 --> 0:27:07.399 Rather than kind of what's so funny. I don't know 0:27:07.400 --> 0:27:08.800 why that made me think of this, but I was 0:27:08.840 --> 0:27:12.080 at the I was at a museum in Spain looking 0:27:12.119 --> 0:27:15.280 at a piece of artwork, crying. I was so moved, Okay, 0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:16.960 pulled out my phone to take a picture of the 0:27:17.119 --> 0:27:18.960 not even the artwork, of the description so I could 0:27:18.960 --> 0:27:21.919 remember the artist. And I'm a little dumb, and a 0:27:22.040 --> 0:27:25.040 man who works in a museum sprints over to me, old 0:27:25.040 --> 0:27:28.440 man sprint toach me and goes, no photos, are you 0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:31.639 kidding me? And I went I'm in mid tier, like 0:27:31.680 --> 0:27:33.639 literally like having a moment. I was like, I'm so sorry. 0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:36.119 What he was like the sign and there was a 0:27:36.160 --> 0:27:38.520 sign that said no photos. And I was like, I'm sorry. 0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:40.399 I've just never experienced out of a museum in my 0:27:40.520 --> 0:27:43.080 entire life. My bad, and he was like, dilate it. 0:27:43.359 --> 0:27:45.359 And I was like, no, I'll put my phone away. 0:27:45.520 --> 0:27:47.080 And I put my phone away and then he followed 0:27:47.119 --> 0:27:49.680 me for a couple of seconds. Really, isn't that crazy, 0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:52.800 I've never been. It's a thing where like I was 0:27:52.840 --> 0:27:56.119 in such a spiritual personal moment and ripped out of 0:27:56.119 --> 0:27:57.600 it by a man who and I never want to 0:27:57.640 --> 0:27:59.720 hear from a man. By the way, men should not 0:27:59.720 --> 0:28:02.359 speak to me unless I have engaged them first. A 0:28:02.359 --> 0:28:05.120 man should never cold speak to me. And he's yelling 0:28:05.160 --> 0:28:05.919 at me, screaming at me. 0:28:05.960 --> 0:28:07.399 The only way a man should speak to you at 0:28:07.400 --> 0:28:09.119 a museum is he should comes to next to you 0:28:09.240 --> 0:28:11.120 and go beautiful, isn't. 0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:14.640 It yeah, and he should be single, yeah, yes, and. 0:28:14.560 --> 0:28:16.240 Then he goes I'm not talking about the artwork that 0:28:16.280 --> 0:28:19.040 made you cry was, of course, one of Warhol's Marilyn 0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:20.280 Monroe Briton's correct. 0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:21.360 You know, it was one of the cans. 0:28:21.640 --> 0:28:25.800 It was one of the one you never seen anything 0:28:25.840 --> 0:28:27.280 like it but tears. It's the commentary. 0:28:27.359 --> 0:28:28.440 What is this style called? 0:28:28.960 --> 0:28:29.160 Yeah? 0:28:29.520 --> 0:28:30.000 Who is this? 0:28:30.040 --> 0:28:30.520 Who is this? 0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:31.879 I didn't recognize that? So who is this? 0:28:33.080 --> 0:28:34.760 You know? One time someone told me his favorite artist 0:28:34.800 --> 0:28:35.680 is Jeff Koons. 0:28:35.880 --> 0:28:38.800 That would make me fucking that would send me into 0:28:39.120 --> 0:28:39.960 murderous rage. 0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:41.920 He has no idea that I've been thinking about this 0:28:41.960 --> 0:28:42.880 for six years. 0:28:43.240 --> 0:28:46.160 Every single time I see him, I think, remember, like, 0:28:46.440 --> 0:28:48.360 in my mind, I'm like Jeff Coons. 0:28:48.440 --> 0:28:50.080 I genuinely think you should be able to kill that 0:28:50.120 --> 0:28:52.160 person and get off. You should have to have a 0:28:52.160 --> 0:28:52.760 trial and go to the. 0:28:52.760 --> 0:28:53.320 Court and everything. 0:28:53.320 --> 0:28:54.520 I like him, he's a friend of mine. 0:28:54.560 --> 0:28:56.720 The jury should let you off for that. That's crazy, 0:28:58.160 --> 0:28:58.320 I know. 0:28:58.360 --> 0:28:58.920 I'll tell you later. 0:28:59.040 --> 0:29:02.479 Yeah yeah, but I mean, I'll look him up. 0:29:03.320 --> 0:29:04.920 Let's go kill him tonight, Let's kill him. 0:29:05.040 --> 0:29:07.200 No. I just that's so egregious. I don't like that. 0:29:07.480 --> 0:29:09.400 And I'm really someone who's kind of like there's a 0:29:09.440 --> 0:29:12.600 pot for every kettle. Of course, do your thing, like 0:29:13.000 --> 0:29:14.520 I don't care, but that really pisses me. 0:29:14.560 --> 0:29:16.280 On do you know what that reminded me of? Just 0:29:16.360 --> 0:29:17.760 now my own story is. 0:29:17.760 --> 0:29:22.240 That sort of kind of pre Azilia Banks becoming you know, 0:29:22.320 --> 0:29:25.040 right wing or whatever. A few years ago I posted 0:29:25.080 --> 0:29:26.880 one of the oh you know what it was. I 0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:29.240 was like someone's doing best albums of the twenty tens 0:29:29.280 --> 0:29:31.560 or something. I was like, broke with expensive taste, like 0:29:31.600 --> 0:29:35.400 great album. And then someone responded to my story and goes, yeah, 0:29:35.440 --> 0:29:41.320 I still listen to to one too, I said, right, right, right, 0:29:41.600 --> 0:29:43.400 So like so does what everyone knows? 0:29:43.680 --> 0:29:46.720 Right? Of course that makes sense due to its popularity. 0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:49.640 It's like that's not so. That's like the one that's inescapable, 0:29:50.360 --> 0:29:52.320 Like even if you weren't trying, you'd hear it. 0:29:52.280 --> 0:29:54.080 Once a day, Like call me crazy, but I'm streaming 0:29:54.120 --> 0:29:58.480 Cowboy Carter. It's like, right, massively popular, like the yeah 0:29:58.480 --> 0:30:01.480 we know, Oh that's tough. 0:30:02.160 --> 0:30:05.720 That is so Caleb. So why I love the color 0:30:05.720 --> 0:30:06.720 away on your sneakers? 0:30:06.920 --> 0:30:09.320 Thank you? They're so comfy. 0:30:09.360 --> 0:30:10.680 Do you think it's too late for me to get 0:30:10.680 --> 0:30:11.280 a pair of those? 0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:13.200 I mean, not those exact ones, But you know how 0:30:13.200 --> 0:30:15.800 Solomon's it's like every day you're like. 0:30:15.960 --> 0:30:18.480 Every day the concuss ticket how long is it gonna last? 0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:20.680 Yeah, no, it is not too late. Also, I wish 0:30:20.720 --> 0:30:23.960 you would buy the exact pair. Anytime someone buys exactly 0:30:23.960 --> 0:30:25.800 something that I've worn, I take it as the most 0:30:25.840 --> 0:30:28.480 sincere compliment. If you buy this exact pair, it would 0:30:28.520 --> 0:30:30.320 just like I'm make me feel so afirmed. I would 0:30:30.320 --> 0:30:32.560 maybe almost cry. Okay, no, it's not too late. I 0:30:32.600 --> 0:30:35.440 got these pretty recently, like way after. I'll be honest, 0:30:35.680 --> 0:30:38.120 this is my thing with trends, especially fashion trends, because 0:30:38.120 --> 0:30:39.240 I'm not very fashionable. 0:30:39.640 --> 0:30:40.400 Most fashion trends. 0:30:40.440 --> 0:30:42.720 When I see them, I go, that is so stupid, 0:30:42.960 --> 0:30:45.400 me too, I would never I can't believe this is 0:30:45.440 --> 0:30:46.840 And then it goes on long enough to where the 0:30:46.880 --> 0:30:48.600 cool people are past it, and I'm like, I'm low 0:30:48.680 --> 0:30:53.280 key digging. I'm like a specifically with fashion, I'm a 0:30:53.320 --> 0:30:53.920 bit of a sheep. 0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:57.960 No, i am too, I'm a follower. I'm definitely a sheep. 0:30:58.040 --> 0:31:00.280 I've definitely sort of in that place right now. I'm like, 0:31:00.320 --> 0:31:02.120 have I ever had an original thought? Or am I 0:31:02.160 --> 0:31:03.920 just sort of copying what people are doing around me? 0:31:04.040 --> 0:31:04.320 Yeah? 0:31:04.440 --> 0:31:06.640 You know, it gets so complicated fashion or in general, 0:31:06.800 --> 0:31:07.720 mostly in fashion. 0:31:08.120 --> 0:31:09.840 Okay, that's nice. I wanted it to be localized. 0:31:09.920 --> 0:31:11.840 That's good because when I when I'm like, Okay, I 0:31:11.840 --> 0:31:13.560 hate all my clothes. Time to buy something new, I'm 0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:15.720 sort of like I'm going to change everything, and then 0:31:15.760 --> 0:31:17.200 I'll just be like, no, I'm going to get whatever 0:31:17.240 --> 0:31:18.960 everyone else is wearing. Like it's time to just sort 0:31:18.960 --> 0:31:20.040 of do what everyone else is doing. Yeah. 0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:21.800 Sometimes I'm like, I'm going to do something crazy, and 0:31:21.840 --> 0:31:24.880 it's do you mean getting sell vegednim? Yeah, because that's 0:31:24.920 --> 0:31:26.479 ultimately what I'm going to do, yeaheah. 0:31:26.600 --> 0:31:27.920 I want you to be crazy in that way. 0:31:28.080 --> 0:31:28.240 Yeah. 0:31:28.280 --> 0:31:30.280 And I think you guys are trendsetters. And I think, look, 0:31:30.320 --> 0:31:32.760 whatever you wear is cool because you're wearing it and 0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:34.160 I really believe in both of you. And if you 0:31:34.160 --> 0:31:35.600 want to get these sneakers, I think you would look 0:31:35.600 --> 0:31:38.120 fabulous in them. And also I'm wondering what are you 0:31:38.160 --> 0:31:39.040 guys most afraid of? 0:31:39.200 --> 0:31:40.680 Wait, hold on, And I want to say one more 0:31:40.720 --> 0:31:45.200 thing before I respond to that fish. Mostly I hate them. 0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:49.440 I want to having a thing with fish. I think 0:31:49.480 --> 0:31:51.320 you're going to swim into my mouth and I'm gonna 0:31:51.360 --> 0:31:51.880 choke and die. 0:31:51.920 --> 0:31:52.760 I beg your pardon. 0:31:52.840 --> 0:31:53.080 Yes. 0:31:55.280 --> 0:31:57.080 The other day that the In fact, he said this 0:31:57.160 --> 0:31:58.640 on air that the food of the summer is going 0:31:58.680 --> 0:31:59.120 to be fish. 0:32:00.000 --> 0:32:01.600 Sam, you can't have it both ways. You're trying to 0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:02.000 have your cake. 0:32:02.320 --> 0:32:03.840 No. You know, he wants to domb the fish before 0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:06.120 they domn him, and he's saying, don't swim into my mouth. 0:32:06.160 --> 0:32:08.040 I'm gonna eat you. But I also said that, But 0:32:08.080 --> 0:32:09.600 the fish, I don't want to eat them. But they 0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:12.160 are on all the food. People are putting them on everything. Fish. Oh, 0:32:12.200 --> 0:32:14.640 you were just objectively observing a trend rather than saying 0:32:14.680 --> 0:32:16.480 I want And every time they come on the food, 0:32:16.520 --> 0:32:18.200 I say, oh, I gotta eat this fish. Now. 0:32:18.320 --> 0:32:21.200 Fish is everywhere right now, it's everyone's having a total moment. George. 0:32:21.200 --> 0:32:23.640 I wanted to say that you've been having this conversation 0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:26.640 specifically about getting these shoes for about two years. 0:32:26.800 --> 0:32:30.480 I know, get them, get them. It's time. Actually, what 0:32:30.480 --> 0:32:32.000 size are you in? 0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:32.960 Nine and a half? 0:32:33.200 --> 0:32:35.040 Okay, why did you pause? Were you not sure? Were 0:32:35.040 --> 0:32:36.040 you scared to shoe shot? 0:32:36.120 --> 0:32:37.120 I was not scared to show. 0:32:37.160 --> 0:32:40.640 Well, I do have trauma from I have trauma from 0:32:41.400 --> 0:32:43.960 when I was a kid. You know the thing of 0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:46.720 you know, people being like if you have small feet, 0:32:46.760 --> 0:32:49.440 you have a small dick. Of course, I had not 0:32:49.760 --> 0:32:52.720 gone through puberty. I had for my age small feet 0:32:52.760 --> 0:32:56.040 at one point. Yeah, and I was at some point 0:32:56.160 --> 0:32:58.520 that was said to me of like that means you 0:32:58.520 --> 0:33:00.200 have a small dick. I was like, yeah, I you 0:33:00.280 --> 0:33:03.480 because again I'm prepe best it. Hello, But that has 0:33:03.560 --> 0:33:05.960 like stayed with me and now and I have like 0:33:06.000 --> 0:33:08.400 a weird insecurity about like I can't believe. 0:33:08.160 --> 0:33:09.360 You just admitted you go to a small dick as 0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:09.720 a child. 0:33:09.880 --> 0:33:11.120 Yeah. Disgusting. 0:33:11.160 --> 0:33:11.680 Can I tell you? 0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:14.240 I have trauma with that expression as well, because I've 0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:16.640 always had really big feet and I have never had 0:33:16.680 --> 0:33:18.280 a big dick. And I thought when I was in 0:33:18.280 --> 0:33:21.440 like middle school and everyone's dicks were getting bigger, my 0:33:21.480 --> 0:33:23.720 dick got only a little bit bigger. It was like 0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:25.280 kind of the size it was going to be. And 0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:27.800 then I was like what the fuck. I got so 0:33:27.880 --> 0:33:29.560 mad because the whole time having big feet, I was like, 0:33:29.560 --> 0:33:31.760 my dick's gonna get huge today and I'm going to 0:33:31.840 --> 0:33:33.640 be a guy with a huge dick, and then lo 0:33:33.800 --> 0:33:35.800 and behold, I had to get really good at other stuff. 0:33:38.240 --> 0:33:39.200 It just totally sucked. 0:33:39.240 --> 0:33:40.600 I was like the promise of the big dick it 0:33:40.640 --> 0:33:41.200 was promised to. 0:33:41.200 --> 0:33:43.680 Me well, because you were also it was seen as 0:33:43.720 --> 0:33:45.960 like the scientific thing of like, yeah it was fact 0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:50.080 foot yeah, foot size. And then also like people doing this, 0:33:50.160 --> 0:33:52.280 if you do an L with your fingers, your dick 0:33:52.400 --> 0:33:55.720 is from thumb to pointer finger. Yeah, and people will 0:33:55.760 --> 0:33:56.640 be like, that's science. 0:33:57.040 --> 0:33:59.560 We can't because some people have twelve inch dicks exactly. 0:34:00.200 --> 0:34:01.800 Is egregious too much. 0:34:01.920 --> 0:34:03.760 I don't like it when guys are bragging about when 0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:05.840 guys on grinder, especially like eleven inch dick, I'm a 0:34:05.880 --> 0:34:06.920 great leave me alone. 0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:09.719 Well, I am like, so it's a prop right, what 0:34:09.760 --> 0:34:11.560 would you do with it? What would you do? 0:34:11.800 --> 0:34:13.160 Look at it? I mean they are fun to look at, 0:34:13.160 --> 0:34:15.239 but it's like, no, the promise of the big dick 0:34:15.320 --> 0:34:18.240 never came to my door, and that truly was devastating 0:34:18.280 --> 0:34:23.080 to me. I started to question everything. I not soon after, 0:34:23.280 --> 0:34:25.960 not too long after that, I started to question religion 0:34:26.000 --> 0:34:27.799 and it wasn't related. But you have to really think 0:34:27.840 --> 0:34:28.400 about that. 0:34:28.520 --> 0:34:29.920 Because you were like, if there was a guy, he 0:34:29.960 --> 0:34:31.600 would have given me a huge. 0:34:31.320 --> 0:34:34.640 Cock or smaller feet. Either give me smaller feet or 0:34:34.640 --> 0:34:35.719 a huge dick, one way or another. 0:34:36.920 --> 0:34:38.960 If anything, it's proof of the existence of God, that 0:34:39.000 --> 0:34:41.440 he has a playfulness rather than everything being scientific. 0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:47.799 I guess, I guess if you're into that kind of thing, 0:34:47.800 --> 0:34:49.560 but I'm not really into that. I believe good people 0:34:49.600 --> 0:34:50.960 get rewards and bad people go to hell. 0:34:51.120 --> 0:34:53.600 The other day, Max Winter, it was like we were 0:34:53.600 --> 0:34:55.680 talking about something and I was like, I struggle with 0:34:55.719 --> 0:34:58.840 people who believe I'm sorry in astrology. 0:34:58.880 --> 0:35:01.160 I struggle because I it's not for me. 0:35:01.880 --> 0:35:02.120 Said this. 0:35:02.239 --> 0:35:04.759 No, No, I said this, and then mat Max goes, yeah, 0:35:04.800 --> 0:35:07.800 it's like how I struggle with people who believe in God. 0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:09.200 And he was like, like, do you believe in God? 0:35:09.440 --> 0:35:11.040 And I like paused for a second. I was like, 0:35:11.239 --> 0:35:14.160 I don't believe in like Judeo Christian God, but you know, 0:35:14.719 --> 0:35:16.000 do I know everything about the world. 0:35:16.040 --> 0:35:16.080 No. 0:35:16.120 --> 0:35:17.600 I was trying to say that, but I took literally 0:35:17.640 --> 0:35:19.920 one breath and then Maxo's see exactly, I can't talk 0:35:19.960 --> 0:35:27.600 about yea that I had to be like defending myself 0:35:27.600 --> 0:35:30.279 about like my non religious beliefs. 0:35:30.440 --> 0:35:31.719 But what is your bulleyfund God? 0:35:31.760 --> 0:35:31.920 You have? 0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:33.320 You have a boyfund God? Similar? 0:35:33.719 --> 0:35:35.239 Yeah, I feel like it's the exactly why I went 0:35:35.239 --> 0:35:36.880 through a very militant atheist phase when I was a 0:35:36.920 --> 0:35:40.160 teenager obviously because I have a brain, and I was 0:35:40.200 --> 0:35:44.040 literally like Richard Dawkins's Bay for sure, first of our hitchins. 0:35:44.080 --> 0:35:46.840 I bought that book. Yeah, no, never read it in 0:35:46.840 --> 0:35:50.320 my life, had God to hold it literally, no, literally delusion. 0:35:50.480 --> 0:35:53.520 Where did I? Where did I first come into contact 0:35:53.560 --> 0:35:56.200 with him? Real time with Bill Maher and I. 0:35:56.320 --> 0:35:58.719 Loved Bill Moore when I was an atheists. Yeah, it 0:35:58.760 --> 0:36:01.280 was tough. I was a really in soft No, it's crazy. 0:36:01.440 --> 0:36:03.279 I joy I tried to join the atheist group at 0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:05.600 my college and then I went there. I said, everyone 0:36:05.600 --> 0:36:07.919 here is ugly. That's tough. 0:36:07.960 --> 0:36:08.719 I don't belong here. 0:36:08.920 --> 0:36:12.000 Yeah, it's not you, it's not me. That's not your story. 0:36:12.440 --> 0:36:16.240 So the point being my like wishy wishness about religion 0:36:16.239 --> 0:36:18.399 spirituality now was almost a reaction to like I went 0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:20.040 too far in that direction. 0:36:20.320 --> 0:36:22.680 I'm not going to be like a militant atheist, so 0:36:22.680 --> 0:36:24.680 I'm just like whatever goes. I also have this thing 0:36:24.719 --> 0:36:26.640 right now where I'm sort of like, who knows where 0:36:26.680 --> 0:36:30.279 I'll be in like fifteen years. What if I get bonked. 0:36:30.000 --> 0:36:32.760 On the head and I love talking about head bunking, Yeah. 0:36:32.560 --> 0:36:35.680 It's gonna happen for me, Like something, something's gonna go 0:36:35.719 --> 0:36:38.480 wholly wrong on and be like, actually I'm devout now 0:36:38.560 --> 0:36:41.360 it's gonna be like I feel pretty starring Amy Schumer. Religion, 0:36:41.400 --> 0:36:41.759 I'm just. 0:36:41.719 --> 0:36:43.200 Like, who knows you think? 0:36:43.239 --> 0:36:45.799 So, what's your relationship to religion? Oh? 0:36:45.880 --> 0:36:46.160 Love? 0:36:46.560 --> 0:36:49.360 Yeah, I love them all. Were you raised religious? 0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:51.880 Well, yeah, I was raised Christian? Like what kind of Baptist? 0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:52.640 I was raised? 0:36:52.680 --> 0:36:54.319 Group Orthodox? Thank you for your service, by the way, 0:36:54.320 --> 0:36:59.319 I love the dances, I would say, yeah, same same thing. 0:36:59.360 --> 0:37:00.920 I'm like, I don't really believe in like a guy 0:37:00.960 --> 0:37:03.200 and this guy who makes decisions about things, but I 0:37:03.239 --> 0:37:05.400 think that generally there's a force in the universe that 0:37:05.640 --> 0:37:08.239 I think most people are good. I think we're fundamentally good, 0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:11.960 and I genuinely kind of generally believe that, like there's 0:37:11.960 --> 0:37:13.800 a force that pushes us towards love that I would 0:37:14.000 --> 0:37:15.560 I would say, we're referring to the same thing when 0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:17.680 people call that God, and I'm fine with Yeah, Yeah, 0:37:17.680 --> 0:37:19.440 I can believe in heaven. 0:37:19.719 --> 0:37:21.440 Yeah, Hell is a no go for me. You do 0:37:21.560 --> 0:37:22.200 believe in heaven. 0:37:22.360 --> 0:37:23.960 I can believe in heaven. Sure, I think that's nice. 0:37:24.000 --> 0:37:26.400 Why not? I think that's nice. Hell is an absolute 0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:26.799 no for me. 0:37:27.200 --> 0:37:29.800 Yeah, I don't want to feel like there's punishment potential. 0:37:29.960 --> 0:37:32.920 It doesn't make any sense. No, Hell doesn't make anything. 0:37:32.920 --> 0:37:34.920 This was really what undid Christianity for me not to 0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:37.160 have that kind of podcast. Yeah, this is weird. Really 0:37:37.200 --> 0:37:38.799 what it was for me is I was like, you're 0:37:38.800 --> 0:37:41.760 telling me every Jewish person goes to Hell, every every 0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:44.759 Hindu person, every like. That doesn't make any fucking sense. 0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:47.120 There would alwayst need to be concessionally right right right. 0:37:47.239 --> 0:37:48.080 It really fucked me up. 0:37:48.080 --> 0:37:50.200 I guess I was never taught that. I feel like 0:37:50.440 --> 0:37:53.160 it was always if you are basically moral, you go 0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:53.640 to heaven. 0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:54.920 See, And that was not what was going on in 0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:57.560 my next Missouri was moving a little different. Yeah, you 0:37:57.600 --> 0:37:59.560 never said your biggest fear, and I'm wondering why. 0:37:59.480 --> 0:38:02.080 My biggest fear. Let's see, Oh I. 0:38:02.000 --> 0:38:03.239 Can't say fish. It's already taken. 0:38:03.280 --> 0:38:03.920 It's just taken. 0:38:04.480 --> 0:38:11.040 They're going to like you're just like pure, pure loneliness, 0:38:11.040 --> 0:38:12.000 like complete isolation. 0:38:12.160 --> 0:38:17.240 Yeah, okay, I have another one. Birds. Okay, we've got fish, 0:38:17.719 --> 0:38:21.160 pure loneliness, birds loving the mixture. 0:38:21.320 --> 0:38:22.600 What's yours? Are you lonely? 0:38:23.080 --> 0:38:25.319 I'm not that I I wouldn't. It's not that I 0:38:25.360 --> 0:38:27.640 feel it knocking at my door, but I feel actually 0:38:27.640 --> 0:38:32.399 like I am. I've always I value my relationships and connections. 0:38:32.840 --> 0:38:34.680 And when I think of what my idea of hell is, 0:38:34.719 --> 0:38:36.920 it's like being completely solitary in a room by myself. 0:38:36.960 --> 0:38:40.480 It's just my fear. It's not that i'm it's not that. 0:38:40.520 --> 0:38:43.560 I imagine there's fish and birds that it's not lonely. 0:38:43.640 --> 0:38:45.520 It's like, what if everyone I know died? Like that's 0:38:46.239 --> 0:38:50.080 that's legit scary. That one's really tough. I think something 0:38:50.120 --> 0:38:52.440 that scares me. Sometimes sometimes I'm like, God, I'd be 0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:54.879 so much happier if I were completely alone, Like when 0:38:54.880 --> 0:38:57.359 I'm sometimes when I'm texting, I'm like, God, I wish, 0:38:57.480 --> 0:39:08.040 I wish I didn't know this person that is so beautiful. 0:39:10.200 --> 0:39:16.480 Rivals hang on my calendar like canals. 0:39:16.800 --> 0:39:19.799 Thing. I wish I didn't know this person beautiful to me. 0:39:21.160 --> 0:39:24.040 I actually had a similar, similar but different experience of 0:39:24.120 --> 0:39:27.080 I was on Instagram and I see the first four 0:39:27.160 --> 0:39:30.040 stories I would watch if I clicked, you know, like 0:39:30.080 --> 0:39:32.080 the first four people in the top are and I 0:39:32.200 --> 0:39:37.040 just thought to myself, I don't respect any of these 0:39:37.080 --> 0:39:41.040 four people. I don't like them. They have nothing to offer. 0:39:41.600 --> 0:39:47.000 I follow them out of pure social reciprocal whatever. And 0:39:47.120 --> 0:39:49.640 yet I'm gonna I'm about to do it. And here 0:39:50.160 --> 0:39:52.799 I'm about to watch all four and one is going 0:39:52.880 --> 0:39:55.440 to be sort of like mean haircut. One is going 0:39:55.520 --> 0:39:57.120 to be promoting a comedy show in a city I 0:39:57.120 --> 0:39:59.840 don't live in. One is going to be someone you 0:39:59.880 --> 0:40:02.799 know posting than you pink panthers. And one is going 0:40:02.840 --> 0:40:04.640 to be you know, a close friends story that's like 0:40:05.600 --> 0:40:06.480 looking for work. 0:40:07.280 --> 0:40:09.080 Oh yeah, I hate when people are looking. 0:40:08.800 --> 0:40:14.120 For Yeah, I'm not hiring. 0:40:14.480 --> 0:40:17.640 I can't help you. Sorry, what's yours? 0:40:18.800 --> 0:40:23.000 My biggest fear? Oh gosh, I guess probably that I'm 0:40:23.000 --> 0:40:25.160 wrong about all the God stuff. That would be a nightmare. 0:40:28.239 --> 0:40:30.760 Did you imagine I get there and he's like, okay, 0:40:30.800 --> 0:40:32.120 you talked a lot of ship. 0:40:32.040 --> 0:40:34.080 Brother, How much of a gag would it be if 0:40:34.080 --> 0:40:39.319 God was literally traditional Bible God after all of this? Yeah, 0:40:39.600 --> 0:40:50.600 man of the beard, Beard's. 0:40:46.120 --> 0:40:47.600 This is the closest I get to sounding like a 0:40:47.680 --> 0:40:52.120 narcissistic sociopath. Is that I actually, I mean, this is insane. 0:40:52.239 --> 0:40:54.520 I actually have thought, like low key if it turns 0:40:54.560 --> 0:40:56.320 out to be that, and I get like a conference 0:40:56.320 --> 0:40:58.920 with him. I think I can make my case. Do 0:40:58.960 --> 0:41:01.320 you know what I'm saying, Like, I know exactly what 0:41:01.480 --> 0:41:03.080 I talked to mad shit on you down there. I 0:41:03.080 --> 0:41:05.120 totally didn't believe in your entire thing. I thought your 0:41:05.120 --> 0:41:08.560 son was fake, Like I fucking legit apologize. That is 0:41:08.640 --> 0:41:10.319 my bad. You have to understand I was coming at 0:41:10.320 --> 0:41:13.279 it from a creative place. I literally think I could 0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:15.640 be like brother, like, come on, you made me like 0:41:15.680 --> 0:41:17.719 low key, I'm your son. You made me like this, 0:41:17.880 --> 0:41:19.839 You made me and like, look, you shouldn't have put 0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:21.520 me gay in Missouri like I probably would have if 0:41:21.560 --> 0:41:22.920 you would have made me straight in Connecticut. I bet 0:41:22.920 --> 0:41:24.200 I would have stuck with the whole fucking thing. 0:41:24.239 --> 0:41:26.439 Oh my god, you would be such a good religious person. 0:41:27.320 --> 0:41:30.359 I'd be literally a Republican senator and it would be God, 0:41:30.400 --> 0:41:32.279 you'd be good at that. Fuck I know, and that's 0:41:32.280 --> 0:41:33.480 why I'm saying. That's what I would say to him, 0:41:33.480 --> 0:41:35.880 and I would be like, dude, like, it's clearly nothing personal. 0:41:35.880 --> 0:41:37.759 I had my own shit going on down there. Let's 0:41:37.760 --> 0:41:39.600 put it behind us. I would love to be in 0:41:39.680 --> 0:41:42.080 service of you now in heaven. Please don't send me 0:41:43.760 --> 0:41:46.440 so fucked at least not forever. Even if he was 0:41:46.480 --> 0:41:47.879 like a little bit of Hell, I'd be like, fair 0:41:48.000 --> 0:41:50.800 is fair? Yeah, send me to Hell for eight stint. 0:41:51.600 --> 0:41:54.279 But then he would either he would either really see 0:41:54.280 --> 0:41:56.920 where you're coming from, or he would be like you 0:41:56.920 --> 0:41:59.359 would do well in Hell. Yeah, he'd be like, I 0:41:59.400 --> 0:42:02.520 know it's seen bad. Yeah, put your whole vibe. 0:42:02.760 --> 0:42:04.920 Yeah, would crush. Do you know what? I guess my 0:42:04.920 --> 0:42:08.239 biggest of Hell, and I do. I do think that 0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:10.280 my biggest here is that I will get to Heaven. 0:42:10.320 --> 0:42:13.040 It'll be traditional God. Well, yeah, I'll make my case 0:42:13.120 --> 0:42:14.759 and I'll be like you have to understand, like I 0:42:14.760 --> 0:42:16.399 was going through a lot done there, like obviously, let's 0:42:16.400 --> 0:42:17.920 put it behind us. Like I feel sick to my 0:42:17.960 --> 0:42:21.319 stomach right now, I feel so stupid. I'm legit so 0:42:21.480 --> 0:42:24.600 fucking sorry about that. Yeah, please please, please please just 0:42:24.640 --> 0:42:26.680 let me go straight to heaven. And then God is 0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:30.280 gonna go I really feel for you. Things were crazy 0:42:30.320 --> 0:42:33.239 down there, no big deal. You have to go to 0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:35.000 Hell for a little bit, and I'm gonna be like, 0:42:35.080 --> 0:42:38.520 that is completely fair, thank you, completely totally thank you 0:42:38.560 --> 0:42:40.759 for like hearing me out. And then he sends me 0:42:40.760 --> 0:42:42.360 to Hell and never brings me back. To heaven. 0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:44.360 Oh no, I'm in hell the whole. 0:42:44.200 --> 0:42:46.200 Time, being like any minute now, I'm getting out of this, 0:42:46.239 --> 0:42:48.960 and I'm just always in hell. And that would be 0:42:49.080 --> 0:42:50.920 uniquely hell for me, do you know what I mean? 0:42:51.440 --> 0:42:55.600 Waiting to leave, It's like, Okay, I'm in hell, like fuck, 0:42:55.880 --> 0:42:59.839 like this completely sucks, but it's like I'm in hell. 0:43:00.160 --> 0:43:02.240 Yeah, you know what that? Do you remember the feeling 0:43:02.239 --> 0:43:04.399 when you were a kid, when you don't have an 0:43:04.400 --> 0:43:06.920 idea of like how time works, of being like have 0:43:07.000 --> 0:43:09.880 we been here for seven hours? Being like in the 0:43:09.880 --> 0:43:13.080 waiting room for pediatrist or something, and being like, oh my, 0:43:13.480 --> 0:43:16.400 will we leave here again? And that, and that is 0:43:16.440 --> 0:43:19.759 a feeling that as an adult, they're arresting us. As 0:43:19.760 --> 0:43:23.120 an adult, you at least have You're like, I can 0:43:23.120 --> 0:43:24.080 see how long it's been. 0:43:24.239 --> 0:43:24.600 Yeah. 0:43:24.800 --> 0:43:26.959 I have a really positive version of that though once 0:43:27.080 --> 0:43:30.320 when I was like a child, Sorry. 0:43:30.200 --> 0:43:32.960 Can't wait, this is crazy. So there is terrorist activity 0:43:33.000 --> 0:43:35.840 going on outside the windows, podcasting through it all and 0:43:36.040 --> 0:43:38.799 tell us what's going on with you and time? Yeah, 0:43:38.840 --> 0:43:41.080 someone people are desperately hurt out there, but tell us 0:43:41.080 --> 0:43:42.160 about what's going on with you in time. 0:43:42.200 --> 0:43:43.879 Look, it's New York City, people, are hit by cars 0:43:43.880 --> 0:43:44.719 all the time. It's fine. 0:43:44.920 --> 0:43:47.880 That means not many sirens for one person hit by 0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:48.240 a car. 0:43:48.320 --> 0:43:51.680 Someone just check the news. Just somebody open Twitter before 0:43:51.800 --> 0:43:52.720 I say anything. 0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:56.040 Someone search Twitter New York event now New York Terrorism. 0:43:56.360 --> 0:43:58.439 I found out about the virus on the cruise because 0:43:58.440 --> 0:44:00.000 I saw a tweet about a gay guy who tweet 0:44:00.160 --> 0:44:00.560 about it. 0:44:01.040 --> 0:44:03.600 That is one of the best ways to worrn about news. 0:44:03.600 --> 0:44:05.040 By the way, gay guys are always trying to be 0:44:05.080 --> 0:44:06.319 the first one to have a take the post. 0:44:06.360 --> 0:44:08.480 It was literally like someone making fun of a gay 0:44:08.520 --> 0:44:12.480 guy being like, the cruise is obviously difficult, but they're. 0:44:12.320 --> 0:44:13.080 Taking good care of us. 0:44:13.080 --> 0:44:14.319 And then it was like a picture of his plate 0:44:14.480 --> 0:44:17.600 and it had like file minon Well, I'm not fun. 0:44:17.960 --> 0:44:21.200 Sorry. Especially the thing with time was now the sirens 0:44:21.280 --> 0:44:24.040 is not I feel comfortable speaking frequently. I remember one 0:44:24.040 --> 0:44:26.040 time I was a little kid and it was summer 0:44:26.040 --> 0:44:29.000 and I was like, oh, no, school's starting soon. And 0:44:29.040 --> 0:44:31.919 then my parents were like, it's July, and I was like, wait, 0:44:31.960 --> 0:44:34.880 that's awesome. I was sure like all the summer had passed. 0:44:35.000 --> 0:44:37.760 It was only only so much summer left, so much 0:44:38.000 --> 0:44:39.080 that's beautiful, Sam. 0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:40.680 It was the best feeling. I think about it all 0:44:40.719 --> 0:44:42.400 the time because I'm like, I wish I could have 0:44:42.440 --> 0:44:45.799 that again. Just can't you just to be worried that 0:44:45.840 --> 0:44:48.520 it's coming tomorrow and it's actually still July. 0:44:48.880 --> 0:44:50.720 You know, It's like waking up and realizing your alarm 0:44:50.719 --> 0:44:51.319 hasn't gone off. 0:44:51.560 --> 0:44:55.719 Oh that is special. Yeah, I guess that's really special. 0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:58.200 I can't step thinking about God. I really hope that 0:44:58.280 --> 0:45:00.840 if he's listening, Like, I hope you just understands what 0:45:00.880 --> 0:45:03.640 I'm going through down here. Do you know what I mean? 0:45:03.920 --> 0:45:04.960 No, I do know what you mean. 0:45:05.040 --> 0:45:06.200 I've got my own shit going on. 0:45:06.280 --> 0:45:08.760 I always you know what I've my feeling about Christian 0:45:08.760 --> 0:45:09.640 God has always been. 0:45:10.719 --> 0:45:12.759 I feel like I could befriend his assistant. 0:45:13.640 --> 0:45:14.800 Yeah, God himself. 0:45:14.840 --> 0:45:17.120 I don't think I would connect with right. You know, 0:45:17.160 --> 0:45:19.400 I'm not going to have a meeting with the head 0:45:20.080 --> 0:45:24.960 of Amazon, but I know that some like associate associated 0:45:24.960 --> 0:45:27.439 associate producer listens to the podcast. 0:45:27.160 --> 0:45:28.120 Yeah, that she can develop that. 0:45:28.200 --> 0:45:30.200 That's kind of I'm like, I'm going to find the 0:45:30.280 --> 0:45:32.759 Chica and development of Heaven and I'm going to char her. 0:45:33.040 --> 0:45:36.000 I don't and I actually think it speaks very well 0:45:36.040 --> 0:45:38.200 of you and your confidence that you actually think you 0:45:38.200 --> 0:45:41.239 can convince God. I'm not even attempting that. Yeah, I'm 0:45:41.280 --> 0:45:44.040 finding the middle manager. Yeah, she's just trying to feed 0:45:44.040 --> 0:45:44.520 her children. 0:45:44.560 --> 0:45:45.640 I want to win her over too. 0:45:45.960 --> 0:45:48.040 Yeah. But but but I think you're like you're like 0:45:48.400 --> 0:45:50.160 that's easy, Like you're like, I've already won her over. 0:45:50.200 --> 0:45:50.839 She lives to the pod. 0:45:50.960 --> 0:45:52.640 I want to win her over. I want all of 0:45:52.719 --> 0:45:54.600 I want everyone in Heaven to love me, and I 0:45:54.640 --> 0:45:56.040 want to get in if it turns out to be real. 0:45:56.080 --> 0:45:58.000 If it turns out to be real, it's obviously like, wow, 0:45:58.040 --> 0:45:59.320 I'm in a bad way totally. 0:45:59.400 --> 0:45:59.600 You know. 0:45:59.719 --> 0:46:01.279 That's of the big things about religion. That's how they 0:46:01.320 --> 0:46:04.040 really get you. Yeah, that's tough. But at the end 0:46:04.080 --> 0:46:06.080 of the day, fuck it. We ball like I'm doing 0:46:06.080 --> 0:46:06.279 my thing. 0:46:06.520 --> 0:46:08.359 Literally all we can do is like parties. 0:46:08.400 --> 0:46:09.960 Also, like the context of all of this is like 0:46:11.200 --> 0:46:14.000 all three of us were raised some level of Christian 0:46:14.640 --> 0:46:17.719 It's equally likely that some other religion is real, and 0:46:17.800 --> 0:46:21.080 like we're all in the same boat. I really actually 0:46:21.160 --> 0:46:24.000 like that as a possibility more because I'm like, oh, perfect, 0:46:24.000 --> 0:46:25.759 I don't even have the context for this. Ye put 0:46:25.800 --> 0:46:29.160 me wherever, ye Like, I'll go where the category other is. 0:46:29.520 --> 0:46:32.640 Yeah, yeah, I think I can really handle you die 0:46:32.680 --> 0:46:34.840 and nothing ever happens, Like it's just the end. I 0:46:34.880 --> 0:46:37.400 can handle that. That sucks. That's obviously like so sad, 0:46:37.600 --> 0:46:40.640 totally in a good way. But how I'm like, wow, 0:46:40.719 --> 0:46:42.600 if I really burn in hell for eternity, it was 0:46:42.640 --> 0:46:44.760 like a crazy gamble I made just to be chilling 0:46:44.800 --> 0:46:45.200 on earth. 0:46:45.840 --> 0:46:48.680 Come back as a dog, come back family dog man. 0:46:53.280 --> 0:46:55.320 Like I have complex ideas, like dogs. 0:46:55.040 --> 0:46:57.880 Can communicate, wag the tail, wolf wolf. I don't like that. 0:46:58.600 --> 0:47:00.320 I don't want to be. I do not want to 0:47:00.360 --> 0:47:03.360 be in someone else's charge. I don't want to be 0:47:03.400 --> 0:47:04.640 they decide when I eat? What if I get a 0:47:04.640 --> 0:47:07.040 bad owner. Not all dogs live charmed lives, that's true. 0:47:07.400 --> 0:47:08.840 Some of them are cops first of all, and some 0:47:08.880 --> 0:47:11.680 of them work. That's true. It's scary, that's true. 0:47:11.719 --> 0:47:12.640 I never thought about that. 0:47:12.719 --> 0:47:14.600 Yeah, think about that. 0:47:14.880 --> 0:47:16.200 Yeah, they're going to make you come back as a 0:47:16.239 --> 0:47:19.440 fish or a bird to teach you a lesson. 0:47:19.560 --> 0:47:21.200 To not be so judgmental of fish and birds. 0:47:21.719 --> 0:47:22.120 Beautiful. 0:47:22.160 --> 0:47:23.880 Every time a bird, I feel like a bird is 0:47:23.920 --> 0:47:25.080 going to fly into my face. 0:47:25.320 --> 0:47:25.480 Huh. 0:47:25.719 --> 0:47:27.960 Both of these animals are drawn to my face. 0:47:28.560 --> 0:47:31.640 Yeah, so I guess they do have some f has 0:47:31.640 --> 0:47:33.560 a fish or a bird ever approached your face in 0:47:33.600 --> 0:47:34.520 a really menacing way? 0:47:34.600 --> 0:47:36.719 I do think the pigeons get closer to me than 0:47:36.719 --> 0:47:41.279 other people, I must be honest. And the fish there, 0:47:41.560 --> 0:47:44.080 they just move unpredictably, and so do I. It's not 0:47:44.120 --> 0:47:46.120 their fault. I do think it'll be an accident with 0:47:46.200 --> 0:47:48.719 the fish in particular, but it's going to happen. But 0:47:48.800 --> 0:47:50.760 with the birds it'll be attacking. 0:47:51.160 --> 0:47:53.080 Is there any part of you that feels like when 0:47:53.120 --> 0:47:55.720 the fish gets into your mouth that rather than choking 0:47:55.760 --> 0:47:57.759 on it and dying, you might spit it out. Is 0:47:57.800 --> 0:47:59.440 there a part of you that entertains that ever. 0:47:59.480 --> 0:48:01.959 I just think once they get that far, they're gonna 0:48:01.960 --> 0:48:04.440 want to keep going forward because fish only go forward, 0:48:06.160 --> 0:48:06.640 that is. 0:48:06.719 --> 0:48:08.440 True, But they're not in the water, so they're not 0:48:08.440 --> 0:48:10.719 able to swim as well. Don't you feel that you 0:48:10.719 --> 0:48:13.319 could just go and like push it back. 0:48:14.000 --> 0:48:14.560 I'm just looking. 0:48:14.560 --> 0:48:16.720 I'm trying to help you because you seem very obviously 0:48:16.760 --> 0:48:19.279 like distraught about this, and I want to. 0:48:19.320 --> 0:48:21.759 I hope that I have the wherewithal to get it out, 0:48:22.320 --> 0:48:23.399 but I don't know if I do. 0:48:23.480 --> 0:48:25.439 Well you're in big trouble. If it's a small here's 0:48:25.440 --> 0:48:27.360 what I'll say. If it's a tiny fish, you're fine. 0:48:27.480 --> 0:48:29.319 If it's a huge fish, you're fine. If you get 0:48:29.320 --> 0:48:32.680 a medium sized fish, that's the day that's clogging. I'm dead. Yeah, 0:48:32.840 --> 0:48:34.800 it's over. I have a friend with a bird phobia, 0:48:34.800 --> 0:48:36.120 and going out with her so annoying. It's like I 0:48:36.160 --> 0:48:38.160 can't keep hearing about it. Oh for real, I love 0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:40.160 her to death. Maddie. I'm so sorry. I love you girl, 0:48:40.160 --> 0:48:42.279 But like truly, the like we're sitting in, like a 0:48:42.280 --> 0:48:45.080 bird even comes closer. Haha, I'm like, stop with this, 0:48:45.160 --> 0:48:47.000 like you need to get therapy or like something needs 0:48:47.040 --> 0:48:49.400 to give. I can't do it. People with rats too. 0:48:49.400 --> 0:48:51.480 When the rat comes a little close, it's like you 0:48:51.480 --> 0:48:53.680 can jump, but you can't scream and breathe heavy for 0:48:53.680 --> 0:48:54.200 three blocks. 0:48:54.320 --> 0:49:07.120 Yeah, rat's okay, Caleb, what is your straight topic? 0:49:07.160 --> 0:49:08.120 And what's straight about it? 0:49:08.600 --> 0:49:11.200 Okay, okay, okay, what was I thinking of? I had 0:49:11.200 --> 0:49:13.320 a couple? Uh oh okay, this is what I was 0:49:13.360 --> 0:49:13.719 gonna say. 0:49:13.760 --> 0:49:15.000 Yeah, yeah, okay. 0:49:15.040 --> 0:49:16.719 I don't know if this is happening to everybody, but 0:49:16.719 --> 0:49:18.439 the gay people in my life are on thin fucking 0:49:18.480 --> 0:49:21.359 ice because they are not doing this. Straight people have 0:49:21.440 --> 0:49:25.000 separate hobbies that their partner are not invited to. I 0:49:25.080 --> 0:49:27.960 really really like this, and I want gay people to 0:49:27.960 --> 0:49:30.640 get involved. The number of gay people I invite one 0:49:30.640 --> 0:49:32.640 gay person, be they lesbian, be they gay man, be 0:49:32.680 --> 0:49:36.279 they some different pronoun mixture, but a queer, I will 0:49:36.320 --> 0:49:38.960 invite them to It's not funny with some people's situation. 0:49:39.360 --> 0:49:42.520 I will invite them to something, one of them, one partner, 0:49:42.920 --> 0:49:44.480 and then they'll say, we'll be there. 0:49:44.800 --> 0:49:46.239 Yeah, who's we, right? 0:49:46.400 --> 0:49:47.160 I don't like that. 0:49:47.239 --> 0:49:49.000 Yeah, let's talk about that pronoun. 0:49:48.719 --> 0:49:51.680 They want invited. We we. When couples become we without 0:49:51.680 --> 0:49:54.399 my consent, your partner, you have to ask me, would 0:49:54.440 --> 0:49:57.160 you mind if if Jared came? Jared's not always necessarily 0:49:57.239 --> 0:49:59.520 invited unless, by the way, there are some couples in 0:49:59.560 --> 0:50:01.840 my life. I know they are exempt from this because 0:50:01.880 --> 0:50:04.000 I knew each of them. Either I met them at 0:50:04.000 --> 0:50:06.440 the same time in the context of a couple, or 0:50:06.800 --> 0:50:09.320 I knew each of them separately before they became a couple. 0:50:09.480 --> 0:50:10.800 There are rules to this shit. 0:50:10.880 --> 0:50:14.120 Do you know what I'm saying. It's a big pet 0:50:14.120 --> 0:50:18.600 peeve when people don't ask because you know, we're in relationships. 0:50:18.600 --> 0:50:20.640 I'm always like, is it okay if blank? If we 0:50:20.680 --> 0:50:23.160 bring blank? Yeah, and it's like you gotta ask, you 0:50:23.200 --> 0:50:27.080 gotta ask, yeah, And I feel that sometimes the there's 0:50:27.120 --> 0:50:30.239 a looming threat of not asking, where it's like you 0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:32.840 don't know who you're gonna get, and it makes the 0:50:32.960 --> 0:50:36.040 vibe so completely different, where I think they're not asking 0:50:36.200 --> 0:50:39.960 knowingly because they don't want you to panic, of course. 0:50:39.760 --> 0:50:40.960 And they don't want you to be able to say no. 0:50:41.040 --> 0:50:42.920 And also, god forbid, they're going through something and it's 0:50:42.960 --> 0:50:44.239 kind of coming through in the vibe and they don't 0:50:44.280 --> 0:50:46.560 know it now. The couple's there and they're going through 0:50:46.560 --> 0:50:49.359 something and they're kind of being like, so, how are 0:50:49.360 --> 0:50:50.680 you right? So fuck? 0:50:51.680 --> 0:50:54.239 But this is the difference between that and then the 0:50:54.280 --> 0:50:56.920 straight impulse to basically be like it's boys' night, it's 0:50:56.960 --> 0:50:57.480 girls night. 0:50:58.000 --> 0:50:58.200 Now. 0:50:58.239 --> 0:51:00.400 Of course I like it too, and I think it's healthy, 0:51:00.440 --> 0:51:03.640 But of course often the implication is it's boys night 0:51:03.840 --> 0:51:07.080 because I hate my wife. It's girls night because my 0:51:07.200 --> 0:51:11.120 husband is a criminal that should be imprisoned. 0:51:11.200 --> 0:51:11.879 Yeah. 0:51:12.040 --> 0:51:14.680 Yeah, Finally I am away from him because every day 0:51:14.719 --> 0:51:16.799 is a nightmare and I cry myself to sleep. 0:51:16.880 --> 0:51:19.160 One of my options for this was going to be 0:51:19.360 --> 0:51:23.960 straight people's I hate my partner merch Yes, like if 0:51:24.000 --> 0:51:26.719 found don't return to my bitch wife. Yeah, return to 0:51:26.760 --> 0:51:27.200 the boys. 0:51:27.520 --> 0:51:28.279 I like that. 0:51:28.920 --> 0:51:31.160 I think that's kind of combative and fun. I don't 0:51:31.160 --> 0:51:33.280 want it with my partner, but I think it's really 0:51:33.640 --> 0:51:35.359 beautiful and it's one of the last things that straight 0:51:35.360 --> 0:51:37.360 people have, like a true corner on. 0:51:38.160 --> 0:51:41.759 It is a kind oft roast based humor that is 0:51:41.800 --> 0:51:44.520 refreshing when you're used to everything being kumbaya and we're 0:51:44.520 --> 0:51:47.359 all making like a collective stew because it's co op night. 0:51:47.520 --> 0:51:52.640 Yeah, I mean gender breakdown of a relationship. Sometimes it 0:51:52.760 --> 0:51:56.280 is a helpful barrier because you can't find a reason 0:51:56.320 --> 0:51:57.759 to not bring your same sex partner. 0:51:58.000 --> 0:51:59.000 Gender can be helpful. 0:51:59.080 --> 0:52:01.880 Gender can be helpful. The binary has helped in situations before. 0:52:02.000 --> 0:52:02.600 It has helped. 0:52:03.160 --> 0:52:06.840 And I'm like trying to think because this is I 0:52:06.840 --> 0:52:08.640 don't know if this will lead to anything fruitful, but 0:52:08.680 --> 0:52:12.040 I'm going to say it anyway. So currently i feel 0:52:12.040 --> 0:52:15.480 like I'm very new to la husband is with me. 0:52:15.560 --> 0:52:17.640 I'm saying you should go out and make your own friends. 0:52:17.640 --> 0:52:19.279 You need to go out and make friends that aren't 0:52:19.320 --> 0:52:22.000 people you know through me, and then he'll like hang 0:52:22.000 --> 0:52:24.000 out with someone and he'll be like, well, they're kind 0:52:24.040 --> 0:52:25.680 of weirded out that you're not coming to hang out 0:52:25.719 --> 0:52:27.279 with them, and I'm like, well, I don't want to 0:52:27.320 --> 0:52:30.920 be their friend. I want you to have your own friends. Yeah, 0:52:30.960 --> 0:52:33.480 but it's weird to explain to them why I'm not coming. 0:52:33.640 --> 0:52:35.799 Yeah, it's it's so much easier if you're like, I'm 0:52:35.800 --> 0:52:36.200 a girl. 0:52:36.360 --> 0:52:38.560 I'm a girl. You guys are doing boys night. I'm girl. 0:52:38.680 --> 0:52:41.200 Hello, you guys are gonna play poker and smoke cigars 0:52:41.239 --> 0:52:41.520 or whatever. 0:52:41.640 --> 0:52:44.000 I can't understand those rules woman's brain. 0:52:44.080 --> 0:52:46.160 But instead I'm also boy and so they're like, okay, 0:52:46.200 --> 0:52:49.719 boy hates us, and I'm like, no, when you. 0:52:49.719 --> 0:52:51.640 Have two boys and two girls, things can get very malevolent, 0:52:51.760 --> 0:52:53.840 very fast. Yeah, because if your boy, why are you 0:52:53.880 --> 0:52:57.000 not a boys night? It's crazy. In every relationship I've 0:52:57.040 --> 0:53:01.000 ever been in, I have had multiple I'm in the 0:53:01.040 --> 0:53:04.040 relationship many times where I've said you can't come tonight 0:53:04.080 --> 0:53:05.279 and the reason is that I don't want to see you. 0:53:05.280 --> 0:53:07.920 I want to see my friends. Yeah. That's beautiful. I 0:53:07.960 --> 0:53:09.799 think that's something that straight people are doing more than 0:53:09.880 --> 0:53:11.839 us and we have got to get involved in that. 0:53:12.400 --> 0:53:15.200 I think it's so special. Even when it's toxic, even 0:53:15.239 --> 0:53:17.440 when it's like the boys are being toxic and gross, 0:53:18.120 --> 0:53:19.719 I kind of like it. And I like that I 0:53:19.719 --> 0:53:21.680 get invited to both. I have that privilege, you know, 0:53:21.719 --> 0:53:23.600 that is nice. The particular type of gay man that 0:53:23.640 --> 0:53:25.440 I am. I get invited to girls night and boys Night, 0:53:25.480 --> 0:53:27.600 and I love them equally. And I'm taking sides and 0:53:27.600 --> 0:53:30.640 I'm trading on people. Yeah, I'm doing tradership. 0:53:31.680 --> 0:53:32.759 What's your relationship with it? 0:53:33.360 --> 0:53:36.960 Well, I will say, Matthew, you know, took a very 0:53:37.080 --> 0:53:41.200 intensive wine class and he has his wine friends and 0:53:41.239 --> 0:53:44.560 they get together and they each bring a bottle of wine. Yeah, 0:53:44.600 --> 0:53:45.960 and they do a tasting. 0:53:46.040 --> 0:53:46.560 Beautiful. 0:53:47.160 --> 0:53:51.320 I am not involved in that. Yeah, and it's amazing. 0:53:51.520 --> 0:53:53.239 It doesn't hurt you, No, not at all. 0:53:53.280 --> 0:53:54.400 But you also love wine. 0:53:54.960 --> 0:53:56.399 Yeah, it and you're a boy. 0:53:56.880 --> 0:53:58.080 Yeah, it looks like it confusing. 0:54:03.520 --> 0:54:05.240 And then I guess my version of that, of course, 0:54:05.320 --> 0:54:06.680 is going to Union Hall. 0:54:07.200 --> 0:54:09.360 Yeah. No, definitely, my version of that is going to 0:54:09.400 --> 0:54:10.120 a comedy show. 0:54:10.200 --> 0:54:11.800 And now in the green room of the Bellhouse of 0:54:11.880 --> 0:54:12.920 a show you're not even. 0:54:12.719 --> 0:54:15.719 On no complicated about that is I also don't want 0:54:15.719 --> 0:54:16.080 to be there. 0:54:17.480 --> 0:54:19.120 I don't want you to have to come because I 0:54:19.200 --> 0:54:20.160 don't want to go. Yeah. 0:54:20.360 --> 0:54:21.840 Yeah, so that's where it gets confused. 0:54:21.880 --> 0:54:24.160 The Union Hall is one of the most insidious hangs 0:54:24.160 --> 0:54:30.200 in comedy because that green room is absolutely unacceptable. Put 0:54:30.280 --> 0:54:33.400 up a wall through something. I can't keep having the 0:54:33.400 --> 0:54:36.760 curtain open. I can't keep having one bench. Everyone supposed 0:54:36.760 --> 0:54:38.680 to sen I'm wi the ten comics back here. Yeah, 0:54:39.120 --> 0:54:41.040 it's not working. I think funny when. 0:54:40.920 --> 0:54:43.400 There's a photographer back there, because it's like, it's amazing. 0:54:43.400 --> 0:54:46.000 Sures are just the most insane cluster of people in 0:54:46.000 --> 0:54:47.080 the smallest place possible. 0:54:47.239 --> 0:54:52.359 Yeah. Union Hall, of course, top floor, straight botch you bar. Yeah, 0:54:52.400 --> 0:54:56.480 fully it is. It is afterwork drinks, first dates and 0:54:56.560 --> 0:54:57.480 neighborhood hang. 0:54:57.400 --> 0:54:58.560 For people who live in Park Slope. 0:54:58.680 --> 0:55:02.799 Yes, people are making out in the broad daily. 0:55:02.960 --> 0:55:05.640 Yeah my god. I have been at Union Hall at 0:55:07.719 --> 0:55:11.839 midnight after a show and there's somebody on account. Oh 0:55:11.840 --> 0:55:13.080 my god, I've done it. 0:55:14.040 --> 0:55:14.719 Y'all do it again. 0:55:14.960 --> 0:55:16.640 Wow, you were clearing the space. 0:55:16.719 --> 0:55:18.120 I was crearing the space. It was different when I 0:55:18.120 --> 0:55:20.680 mean that's activist. I love making out. I'll mall make 0:55:20.680 --> 0:55:21.920 out Union Hall make out anywhere. 0:55:23.200 --> 0:55:25.560 Published are these things that truly, when other people do it, 0:55:25.600 --> 0:55:27.680 I'm like, you are disgusting. When when I do it, 0:55:27.719 --> 0:55:28.880 I'm like, I'm Carrie Bradshaw. 0:55:32.840 --> 0:55:34.960 That's how I feel like I'm in a movie. Welcome 0:55:35.000 --> 0:55:37.359 to the scene. No, completely, I love making out. I'm 0:55:37.360 --> 0:55:39.800 not thinking I love making out. Anywhere is so special 0:55:39.800 --> 0:55:41.160 and beautiful to me. If I need to make out, 0:55:41.200 --> 0:55:41.799 I need to make out. 0:55:41.840 --> 0:55:42.439 No, that's true. 0:55:42.480 --> 0:55:44.120 It has to be upstairs at Union Hall, then so 0:55:44.200 --> 0:55:46.279 be it. The chicken wings at Union Hall. By the way, 0:55:46.600 --> 0:55:48.560 not to make it a Union Hall episode. Those chicken 0:55:48.600 --> 0:55:52.319 wings are fucking banging. Took a hit of a girl's 0:55:52.360 --> 0:55:54.360 vape from the audience of a Union Hall show recently. 0:55:54.680 --> 0:55:56.479 It was way stronger than I expected, and I said 0:55:56.480 --> 0:55:58.359 on the stage, someone from the staff has to bring 0:55:58.400 --> 0:56:00.360 chicken wings to me immediately. I love you guys, please, 0:56:00.600 --> 0:56:02.160 And they did, and I don't think I've been that 0:56:02.239 --> 0:56:03.560 happy in a long time. 0:56:03.680 --> 0:56:05.360 Yeah, this is actually a really hot tip because I 0:56:05.400 --> 0:56:07.640 always get the burger and I'm not happy with it, 0:56:07.680 --> 0:56:08.879 but I get it every single time. 0:56:08.960 --> 0:56:10.600 It's time to move on, thank you. It's time to 0:56:10.640 --> 0:56:12.160 move on to the chicken wings. Also, I'm just gonna 0:56:12.160 --> 0:56:14.279 be transparent with you, guys. I have been developing an 0:56:14.280 --> 0:56:15.799 eye twitch and it's flaring up. 0:56:16.160 --> 0:56:16.920 Posted about this. 0:56:17.080 --> 0:56:17.799 I'm really sorry. 0:56:17.840 --> 0:56:19.799 I also had when it actually went away without me 0:56:19.880 --> 0:56:20.400 doing anything. 0:56:20.440 --> 0:56:22.520 Okay, how long did you have it? 0:56:22.680 --> 0:56:25.200 Like a few months? Like maybe two months? 0:56:25.239 --> 0:56:27.319 God is so long? 0:56:27.600 --> 0:56:28.160 Maybe two months. 0:56:28.160 --> 0:56:29.480 I'm being such a baby. I've had it for like 0:56:29.520 --> 0:56:32.080 five days and I'm like, so, there's this life altering 0:56:32.120 --> 0:56:33.000 thing that has happened to me. 0:56:33.480 --> 0:56:36.520 What I've realized is that you literally can control your health. 0:56:36.760 --> 0:56:39.640 You know, I have this thing where I get I 0:56:39.680 --> 0:56:42.920 get sick very often. And I also used to be 0:56:42.920 --> 0:56:45.839 a smoker. I quit smoking. Since quitting smoking, I've gotten 0:56:45.880 --> 0:56:46.359 sick more. 0:56:46.800 --> 0:56:47.320 Yeah. 0:56:47.400 --> 0:56:49.880 Hello, hello, I thought that was bad for me. Do 0:56:49.920 --> 0:56:51.080 I need to start smoking again? 0:56:51.160 --> 0:56:53.160 You didn't do anything about You didn't get a new prescription. 0:56:53.280 --> 0:56:56.680 You didn't start drinking more water, less caffeine, potassium, sleep anything. 0:56:57.080 --> 0:57:00.000 I'm good at water and sleep. Me too, Because people, 0:57:00.280 --> 0:57:02.760 you know, one of my biggest pet peeves say asking 0:57:02.800 --> 0:57:05.400 someone what are your immunity tips? They go drink a 0:57:05.400 --> 0:57:06.960 lot of water and get a lot of sleep and 0:57:07.000 --> 0:57:08.000 eat a lot of vegetables. 0:57:08.320 --> 0:57:08.839 Like I'm sorry. 0:57:08.920 --> 0:57:11.239 Do you think I'm let's get it started by the 0:57:11.239 --> 0:57:11.960 Black Eyed Peas? 0:57:12.120 --> 0:57:14.840 Yeah? Do you think I'm just what? I'm just railing 0:57:14.880 --> 0:57:17.080 fried foods and soda and no sleep every night until 0:57:17.080 --> 0:57:18.800 four in the morning. No, I'm in bed drinking water. 0:57:19.320 --> 0:57:20.800 What about you? I twitch? You ever had one? 0:57:21.000 --> 0:57:23.160 I was just getting one in the park. Yeah. Yeah, 0:57:23.200 --> 0:57:24.440 And I was like, I don't know why I have 0:57:24.440 --> 0:57:26.480 an eye twitch right now. I'm actually pretty relaxed. 0:57:26.840 --> 0:57:27.560 I thought I was. 0:57:28.080 --> 0:57:29.960 But when I do have them, they last a long time. 0:57:30.360 --> 0:57:32.800 Although you know the other thing with like bumps, the 0:57:32.880 --> 0:57:35.560 other thing with water sleep. It's like water sleep. And 0:57:35.640 --> 0:57:36.840 of course screen time, I'm like. 0:57:36.880 --> 0:57:37.439 Doesn't count. 0:57:37.680 --> 0:57:39.320 That's not real. I'm different. 0:57:40.680 --> 0:57:41.560 I can handle it. 0:57:41.840 --> 0:57:43.560 Yeah, your week, it's you your week. 0:57:43.840 --> 0:57:44.040 Shit. 0:57:44.200 --> 0:57:46.760 Screen time is the one French lady who's one hundred 0:57:46.760 --> 0:57:48.320 and five years old and she smoked a pack of day. 0:57:48.320 --> 0:57:48.600 That's me. 0:57:48.680 --> 0:57:50.480 With screen time, I can be on my phone. It 0:57:50.480 --> 0:57:51.200 doesn't affect me. 0:57:51.600 --> 0:57:53.200 Over the next I will say, I've been talking about this. 0:57:53.240 --> 0:57:55.080 I'm banking episodes of my podcast right now, and now 0:57:55.120 --> 0:57:57.000 I've brought up the eye twitch on your show. So 0:57:57.120 --> 0:57:59.760 over the next one to three months, Yeah, it's gonna 0:57:59.760 --> 0:58:01.280 be a people are just going to hear me to 0:58:01.320 --> 0:58:03.240 talk about this one twitch a lot, and they're just 0:58:03.240 --> 0:58:04.840 gonna have to get okay with it, because when something's 0:58:04.840 --> 0:58:07.160 happening to me, it's happening to everybody. Of course, it's 0:58:07.200 --> 0:58:07.880 everyone's problem. 0:58:07.920 --> 0:58:08.000 Now. 0:58:08.480 --> 0:58:10.840 I was on accutane last summer. It was I would 0:58:10.840 --> 0:58:12.640 call the New York Times every day and say, why 0:58:12.640 --> 0:58:14.720 isn't this in the Arts and Leisure section. I'm still 0:58:14.760 --> 0:58:15.400 on acutanine. 0:58:15.480 --> 0:58:17.520 I had about two years of health issues that this 0:58:17.560 --> 0:58:19.800 podcast heard way too much about. You know, we got 0:58:19.800 --> 0:58:23.280 a comment that was like, there's the one who's always 0:58:23.280 --> 0:58:23.880 in the hospital. 0:58:23.920 --> 0:58:29.160 Is annoying. I was on the sick one. Please shut up, 0:58:29.200 --> 0:58:31.480 we're talking about it. Last do something. Thank you. 0:58:31.960 --> 0:58:33.920 I mean, it was all worth it because of the 0:58:33.960 --> 0:58:36.000 fact that you had a catheter. And while we interviewed 0:58:36.040 --> 0:58:37.160 Kathy griff of course. 0:58:36.960 --> 0:58:38.520 It was worth it for that you had a cathere. 0:58:38.560 --> 0:58:41.200 Oh wow, we had Kathy Griffin on and then she said, 0:58:41.200 --> 0:58:42.800 you know, my fans are called Cather's. 0:58:43.200 --> 0:58:48.080 Okay, I had a kidney problems. Now I think it's 0:58:48.080 --> 0:58:49.080 all good. Yeah, it's all good. 0:58:49.200 --> 0:58:51.240 Yeah, what was the kidney problem? 0:58:51.400 --> 0:58:53.400 Not really, we don't need to talk about gross. 0:58:53.440 --> 0:58:55.160 Have you ever considered donating a kidney? 0:58:55.960 --> 0:58:56.880 No, that's not. 0:58:56.880 --> 0:58:58.400 The kind of stuff I'm getting involved in. I don't 0:58:58.440 --> 0:59:01.040 feel that I I'm healthy, I have no health issues, 0:59:01.360 --> 0:59:03.000 but I feel that there will come a day when 0:59:03.000 --> 0:59:03.720 I need all my stuff. 0:59:03.800 --> 0:59:06.720 Yeah, because I I feel a lot of guilt about 0:59:06.920 --> 0:59:09.840 I used to be much more. I guess charitable would 0:59:09.840 --> 0:59:11.680 be the word. And I feel like I don't do 0:59:11.840 --> 0:59:14.440 I don't do enough to help out. And I had 0:59:14.440 --> 0:59:16.160 the thought the other day, what would sort of be 0:59:16.200 --> 0:59:17.919 a great way to like make up for the last 0:59:17.920 --> 0:59:20.280 two years, just donate a kidney. That's like such a 0:59:20.280 --> 0:59:23.120 big act that it says, though I've been volunteering for 0:59:23.120 --> 0:59:23.720 two years. 0:59:23.600 --> 0:59:25.600 I'm not giving up my body. I'm not giving up 0:59:25.640 --> 0:59:28.040 my body. I'm not giving blood, I'm not giving organs. 0:59:28.080 --> 0:59:30.200 It's it's not I'm I'll give up my money in 0:59:30.280 --> 0:59:33.520 time and my thoughts. Sure, yeah, prayers, even I'm not 0:59:33.560 --> 0:59:34.320 giving up my body. 0:59:34.600 --> 0:59:37.240 One of my favorite archetypes gay guys who are so 0:59:37.400 --> 0:59:38.520 pissed they can't give blood. 0:59:38.720 --> 0:59:39.640 Yeah, Oh my god. 0:59:39.720 --> 0:59:45.040 It's it's like yeah, well, and it's also like we are. 0:59:44.920 --> 0:59:47.240 Literally in an act up in an act up T 0:59:47.360 --> 0:59:48.400 shirt rioting. 0:59:48.640 --> 0:59:54.080 I'm like, it's fine. Well, it's like gay guys in 0:59:54.120 --> 0:59:56.160 this day and age are like desperate to like find 0:59:56.160 --> 0:59:58.960 where they're discriminated against. It's like you can find it, sure, 0:59:59.360 --> 1:00:00.600 but you're digging a little deep. 1:00:00.680 --> 1:00:02.760 It's to me, honestly, and this might be controversial and 1:00:02.800 --> 1:00:04.320 we can keep it in. It's the same thing with 1:00:04.320 --> 1:00:08.640 the wedding cakes. I don't care gay wedding cake. Fuck you, 1:00:08.760 --> 1:00:10.560 I'll take my business somewhere else. What is this like, 1:00:10.560 --> 1:00:12.320 we're going to the spreame court about it. Fuck that 1:00:12.360 --> 1:00:13.160 bigot in their cake. 1:00:13.240 --> 1:00:15.400 Go to a gay cake the idea that you convinced 1:00:15.400 --> 1:00:17.200 the biggot to make your cake and then you're like 1:00:17.480 --> 1:00:21.800 thank you. It's like, why would you want that cake? 1:00:21.800 --> 1:00:23.680 That is such bad juice? You want to starting your 1:00:23.720 --> 1:00:26.160 life together eating the bigoted cake. 1:00:26.240 --> 1:00:27.040 It doesn't make any sense. 1:00:27.080 --> 1:00:29.120 Oh they're putting weird stuff in there. Oh they're putting 1:00:29.120 --> 1:00:29.640 stuff in there. 1:00:29.760 --> 1:00:31.720 Yeah, not good. Who knows what's going in there. 1:00:31.720 --> 1:00:33.720 Also a cake for gay wedding, you're gonna need that 1:00:33.760 --> 1:00:35.880 to be gluten free, sugar free, You're going to need 1:00:35.960 --> 1:00:38.480 to have no artificial food coloring. That is not gonna 1:00:38.480 --> 1:00:39.800 happen at the homophobic bakery. 1:00:39.840 --> 1:00:42.040 By the way, I'm not vegan or gluten free, and 1:00:42.040 --> 1:00:43.840 I'm my birthday cake was vegan and gluten free and 1:00:43.840 --> 1:00:46.240 I got zero apause, not a thank you text the 1:00:46.320 --> 1:00:48.840 number of vegans who benefited from my conscientiousness at my 1:00:48.880 --> 1:00:50.600 own birthday party, Mary, thank you. 1:00:50.640 --> 1:00:53.480 These people are This is a constant battle I deal 1:00:53.520 --> 1:00:57.200 with where I will deal with I'm very inclusive of 1:00:57.200 --> 1:01:00.240 food allergies. But I need you to then be on 1:01:00.280 --> 1:01:04.040 your knees thanking me. Yeah, well, worship me like I 1:01:04.120 --> 1:01:06.360 need credit. I need you next time we see each 1:01:06.400 --> 1:01:09.000 other to bring up. By the way, thank you two 1:01:09.120 --> 1:01:11.360 years ago. Yes, when you got that gluten free carrot cake. 1:01:11.360 --> 1:01:12.040 It wasn't that nice. 1:01:12.040 --> 1:01:16.000 One time, Misha homemade falafel, peta hummus the whole thing 1:01:16.080 --> 1:01:18.160 because we were having vegans over for dinner and you 1:01:19.120 --> 1:01:21.720 and you better believe they took one bite and they're 1:01:21.760 --> 1:01:25.800 like full. It was like, so are we supposed to 1:01:25.800 --> 1:01:27.000 eat all this by ourselves? 1:01:27.080 --> 1:01:28.880 Yeah? This is completely insane. By the way, if we 1:01:28.880 --> 1:01:30.320 were having it would taste way better because we do 1:01:30.320 --> 1:01:31.000 it normal style. 1:01:31.320 --> 1:01:32.800 Of course, I'm sorry, I. 1:01:32.760 --> 1:01:35.600 Can't if you're gonna be vegan or otherwise. You need 1:01:35.600 --> 1:01:37.360 to be showing a lot of appreciation for your friends 1:01:37.360 --> 1:01:40.720 who are normal that are making concessions. My birthday cake 1:01:40.840 --> 1:01:43.800 was vegan, yessing that is to me that must have 1:01:43.880 --> 1:01:45.760 been weird. Do you know how fucking embarrassing that is? 1:01:45.960 --> 1:01:47.360 There could have been real butter in there, but there 1:01:47.440 --> 1:01:50.240 wasn't because if you and they're they're eating it, they're 1:01:50.240 --> 1:01:52.640 saying nothing. Oh on top of that, they're not by 1:01:54.320 --> 1:01:55.920 not that it matters, but let's just make me a picture. 1:01:55.960 --> 1:01:57.280 It's just like, once again, I've gone out of my 1:01:57.280 --> 1:02:01.240 way for your of course kidding, I love you guys. 1:02:01.440 --> 1:02:03.560 So when you're sort of dealing with a person in 1:02:03.560 --> 1:02:05.520 a relationship who is bringing their partner all the time, 1:02:05.840 --> 1:02:08.760 are you ever sort of just like, hey, could it 1:02:08.800 --> 1:02:09.360 just be us? 1:02:09.480 --> 1:02:12.439 Oh? Absolutely, And it's not a good I'm I'm very 1:02:12.520 --> 1:02:14.800 very much saying you're blocking the partner. Oh I'm texting. 1:02:14.920 --> 1:02:17.080 I'm all the time texting and saying, hey, I would 1:02:17.280 --> 1:02:18.840 like to invite you guys over for dinner tonight. It's 1:02:18.840 --> 1:02:21.480 a girl's night. Nobody's partners are invited. Thank you. I'm 1:02:21.520 --> 1:02:23.880 telling up front there's no there's no plust ones, there's 1:02:23.920 --> 1:02:26.160 no this is the hang I'd like to have tonight. 1:02:26.280 --> 1:02:29.200 That is the solution is just calling it girls' night, 1:02:29.720 --> 1:02:32.919 gender neutral or it's like just not partners. Yeah, that's 1:02:32.920 --> 1:02:34.560 actually something that could be good. 1:02:34.680 --> 1:02:37.720 Yeah, and it means no partners, it doesn't mean girls right. 1:02:37.960 --> 1:02:39.680 Yeah, I'm not doing it every time. I'm happy to 1:02:39.680 --> 1:02:41.160 hang out with your partner every once in a while. 1:02:41.800 --> 1:02:43.080 There's some And by the way, you know what really 1:02:43.080 --> 1:02:45.720 sucks is of the people I'm doing that too, maybe 1:02:46.000 --> 1:02:48.080 forty to sixty percent of them, I would like for 1:02:48.120 --> 1:02:51.040 their partner to come, but I have annoying yes, because 1:02:51.080 --> 1:02:52.680 the other people don't know, and they'll bring their annoying 1:02:52.720 --> 1:02:54.400 partner that they know we don't like because they're trying 1:02:54.400 --> 1:02:56.920 to like force feed us them. That is so tough. 1:02:57.000 --> 1:02:59.000 There's nothing worse than when your friend or loved one 1:02:59.000 --> 1:03:02.480 has a partner that they're trying to like like make 1:03:02.520 --> 1:03:04.919 the group love. They're trying to like get the group 1:03:04.960 --> 1:03:06.240 to fall in love with this person. It's like, maybe 1:03:06.240 --> 1:03:08.680 it's been six years, we don't like him, No, totally, 1:03:08.920 --> 1:03:10.440 stop bringing him to everything. It's not we're not going 1:03:10.520 --> 1:03:11.880 to change our minds. What we can do now is 1:03:11.920 --> 1:03:12.400 ride it out. 1:03:12.680 --> 1:03:15.360 And there's and of course, don't even get me started 1:03:15.400 --> 1:03:18.680 on people who love to shit talk their partners. You're 1:03:18.760 --> 1:03:21.520 walking them through, You're basically convincing them almost to break 1:03:21.600 --> 1:03:24.160 up with them every single time the conversation happens for 1:03:24.240 --> 1:03:27.920 six years, and then they're like, Richard's coming. 1:03:27.680 --> 1:03:29.280 Can you guys be nicer to Richard? I just feel 1:03:29.280 --> 1:03:30.440 like you guys are kind of mean to Richard. Why 1:03:30.480 --> 1:03:32.000 doesn't he get the treatment other partners get? 1:03:32.080 --> 1:03:34.360 And it's like, because you told me every day for 1:03:34.360 --> 1:03:35.480 the last six years to hate him. 1:03:35.640 --> 1:03:36.720 He's a disgusting cretan. 1:03:36.960 --> 1:03:39.480 You told me he cheated on you. Yeah, you told 1:03:39.520 --> 1:03:40.600 me you would never forgive him. 1:03:40.640 --> 1:03:42.400 I don't like him, and now I forgive him. He's 1:03:42.400 --> 1:03:44.480 doing something for you that I don't understand. That's fine, 1:03:44.520 --> 1:03:45.960 but no, I don't want to go to dinner with him. 1:03:46.000 --> 1:03:48.320 He bores the fuck out of me. I don't like him. 1:03:48.320 --> 1:03:50.880 I'm so sorry. But yeah, I'm definitely being I'm definitely 1:03:50.880 --> 1:03:52.840 putting down. I'm saying, hey, I can't do it. 1:03:53.080 --> 1:03:55.040 Yeah, No, that's good, that's really good. 1:03:55.040 --> 1:03:56.600 I'm not doing that. Or if I've agreed to a 1:03:56.600 --> 1:03:58.960 pinning and then they say, oh, also insert partner you 1:03:58.960 --> 1:04:01.400 don't like is gonna come all? Oh sorry, that changes 1:04:01.440 --> 1:04:03.160 the context for me. I don't want to do it. 1:04:03.960 --> 1:04:05.480 I'm not having a night. I don't want to know. 1:04:06.120 --> 1:04:07.000 I'm not having a night. 1:04:07.040 --> 1:04:09.200 I don't want to that is so wild. Three nights 1:04:09.200 --> 1:04:10.720 are too precious. I'm not having a night. I don't 1:04:10.720 --> 1:04:12.120 want to know what I respect. 1:04:11.920 --> 1:04:14.960 And feeling that way I feel it's just so hard. 1:04:15.400 --> 1:04:18.240 It's hard. Yeah, but god, I'm doing it. 1:04:18.400 --> 1:04:20.439 But you maintained your jois de viv when it comes 1:04:20.440 --> 1:04:22.720 to going out. I think you like the concept of 1:04:22.760 --> 1:04:24.920 going out more than any individual person. 1:04:26.000 --> 1:04:28.560 That's beautiful. Did that feel beautiful to receive? 1:04:28.640 --> 1:04:30.200 That felt amazing to receive I have to feel like 1:04:30.200 --> 1:04:30.680 a big hug. 1:04:30.760 --> 1:04:32.560 Yeah, that was great. I needed the opposite of the 1:04:32.560 --> 1:04:33.680 shirt comment, a club coming. 1:04:33.840 --> 1:04:35.960 Yeah, finally I can forgive you for the shirt thing. 1:04:39.080 --> 1:04:40.680 I want to keep talking for a full hour and 1:04:40.680 --> 1:04:41.160 a half. 1:04:41.520 --> 1:04:43.680 What's our time? I'm sorry, we over, I don't know 1:04:43.720 --> 1:04:45.040 what we've done. Oh when did we start? 1:04:45.120 --> 1:04:47.080 We're not It's actually not that bad. No, no, mine, 1:04:47.360 --> 1:04:48.480 I was miscalculating. 1:04:48.560 --> 1:04:51.800 So what you just revealed to me? Yeah, we're in 1:04:51.840 --> 1:04:53.920 eight minutes in and you just revealed that talking to 1:04:53.960 --> 1:04:55.160 me feels laborious. 1:04:55.160 --> 1:04:56.880 Literally not at all. Yeah, and I actually have a 1:04:56.880 --> 1:05:00.560 rebettal tell me, and you're gonna regret saying that. 1:05:01.040 --> 1:05:02.280 Just keep in mind you're young. It's one with an 1:05:02.240 --> 1:05:03.000 eye twitch. Keep going. 1:05:03.040 --> 1:05:05.920 No, We've had recordings at the same time every day 1:05:06.080 --> 1:05:08.919 this week except today, so I was. I was looking 1:05:08.960 --> 1:05:11.200 at the time thinking we had a different start time. 1:05:11.200 --> 1:05:12.480 That's why I was, which is why I was forty 1:05:12.520 --> 1:05:13.120 five minutes early. 1:05:13.480 --> 1:05:16.760 Forty five minutes early, because you so your eyes currently 1:05:16.800 --> 1:05:17.920 twitching later. 1:05:21.440 --> 1:05:24.040 No, no, no, no, whoa, but it's okayologized. 1:05:24.160 --> 1:05:25.960 All week I had been wanting to sit in the 1:05:26.000 --> 1:05:29.160 park and read Famesick by Lena Dunham, but always I 1:05:29.200 --> 1:05:30.560 was like, well, I don't have time. I don't have time. 1:05:30.640 --> 1:05:33.240 And then today, forty five minutes early, I got some time. 1:05:33.320 --> 1:05:33.880 That's beautiful. 1:05:33.880 --> 1:05:35.680 I'm going to the park. I'm reading Famesick by Lena Dnal. 1:05:35.760 --> 1:05:36.880 That's really what are you reading? 1:05:37.920 --> 1:05:39.960 What am I reading right now? The unbearable lightness of 1:05:40.000 --> 1:05:42.160 being Oh fun? Yeah, I've ever read it. My friend 1:05:42.160 --> 1:05:43.720 gave it to me and she said you should read 1:05:43.720 --> 1:05:45.480 this I said, okay, so I'm reading it. I just 1:05:45.600 --> 1:05:47.960 read The Will to Change by Bell Hooks. 1:05:48.200 --> 1:05:50.600 Oh my god, Georgia can just ask people what they're reading? 1:05:51.000 --> 1:05:53.440 Clearly I can. He's been waiting for the question the 1:05:53.440 --> 1:05:55.760 whole time. Was like, finally I can bring up this 1:05:56.160 --> 1:05:57.720 stupid shit you guys were talking about. I'm like, let's 1:05:57.720 --> 1:05:59.960 talk about bell Hooks. Let's literally talk about bell Hooks. 1:06:00.000 --> 1:06:00.880 Have you ever read that book? 1:06:01.040 --> 1:06:04.000 No? No, I've read All about Love? Is that the 1:06:04.200 --> 1:06:06.400 one that everyone reads? That is great? 1:06:06.680 --> 1:06:08.960 Will to Change? I recommend it to every Now I'm 1:06:09.000 --> 1:06:10.880 now saying every man should read this book. 1:06:11.040 --> 1:06:12.280 Do you know what's tough about bell Hooks? 1:06:12.360 --> 1:06:12.960 Try this? 1:06:13.960 --> 1:06:18.120 Obviously bill Hooks the lowercase no, no, no, okay, nothing 1:06:18.200 --> 1:06:22.040 to nothing she did is bad. What's bad about bell Hooks. 1:06:22.800 --> 1:06:27.600 What's bad about bell Hooks is she empowered eight multiple 1:06:27.640 --> 1:06:31.280 generations of people to speak like her but not but 1:06:31.360 --> 1:06:33.520 don't actually have substantial things to say. 1:06:33.840 --> 1:06:34.480 Do you know what I mean? 1:06:35.320 --> 1:06:39.040 And that's it's difficult to grapple with that as her 1:06:39.120 --> 1:06:42.320 legacy to be like, I love your work and it's 1:06:42.360 --> 1:06:45.360 so necessary and it was such a necessary intervention. But 1:06:45.520 --> 1:06:48.560 now people are on Tumblr and they're speaking like that. 1:06:48.840 --> 1:06:51.320 It really is stuff one now it's it's migrated to substack. 1:06:51.840 --> 1:06:55.440 Substack is a very nefarious space, unfortunately. I love And 1:06:55.440 --> 1:06:57.320 when I say that I love substack, I actually think 1:06:57.320 --> 1:07:00.480 it's so interesting. Every seventh post is from someone who 1:07:00.480 --> 1:07:05.000 thinks they're bell hooks. Yeah, and they are their universes 1:07:05.000 --> 1:07:06.240 away from being bell hooks. 1:07:06.680 --> 1:07:10.680 I struggle, of course, I'm stup. I'm substact presenting. 1:07:11.400 --> 1:07:13.160 You have a very substect surface vibe. 1:07:13.200 --> 1:07:15.280 Yeah, yeah, and what do you ever think about just 1:07:15.360 --> 1:07:17.880 leaning into that and just yes, definitely in fact, yeah 1:07:17.920 --> 1:07:18.200 I do. 1:07:18.240 --> 1:07:20.240 But I'm also like, if everyone already thinks they have one, 1:07:20.240 --> 1:07:22.040 it will be so much extra work to actually do it. 1:07:22.200 --> 1:07:23.720 Let them think, oh, that's true. 1:07:23.880 --> 1:07:26.080 The fact that you don't have a book of essays 1:07:26.080 --> 1:07:30.400 out right now is bizarre. It's scary, completely strange, Yeah, 1:07:31.200 --> 1:07:32.680 completely strange. I did want to tell you that I'm 1:07:32.680 --> 1:07:35.120 loving the hair. Think you care hairs looking great, and 1:07:35.240 --> 1:07:36.840 you've got a haircut before coming here. You brought your 1:07:36.960 --> 1:07:38.760 hairs both looking very good right now. 1:07:38.920 --> 1:07:39.280 Thank you. 1:07:39.360 --> 1:07:41.600 I really appreciate I actually it was so long, like 1:07:41.680 --> 1:07:44.760 literally earlier this week, and then I got a huge haircut. 1:07:46.080 --> 1:07:50.560 So we both got haircuts this week, not because I 1:07:50.600 --> 1:07:52.640 was coming, but it coincided, sort. 1:07:52.440 --> 1:07:54.560 Of, what does your hair currently look like? 1:07:54.960 --> 1:07:56.360 Not good if I take this hat off, but it's 1:07:56.400 --> 1:07:58.640 kind of short. I got it cut recently for like 1:07:58.680 --> 1:08:00.840 work stuff, so it was like it's a decent shape. 1:08:01.360 --> 1:08:03.080 But I also was growing my facial hat hair out. 1:08:03.080 --> 1:08:04.240 Oh my god, do you guys want to see a 1:08:04.280 --> 1:08:05.800 picture of me with a tea? Yes? 1:08:05.920 --> 1:08:09.480 Okay, I have you ever had a full beard? 1:08:09.520 --> 1:08:12.040 Showed to you later my official hair And have. 1:08:12.040 --> 1:08:13.120 You ever had a mustache? Felloup? 1:08:13.160 --> 1:08:16.599 Question my facial hair. No, my facial hair doesn't grow 1:08:17.120 --> 1:08:19.840 fast enough or well enough. My facial hair grows like 1:08:19.920 --> 1:08:22.760 I just had it pretty long after It's always my 1:08:22.800 --> 1:08:24.439 rebellion after I have to shave a bunch. I had 1:08:24.479 --> 1:08:26.880 to shave a bunch for Devils Proudest stuff, and I 1:08:26.920 --> 1:08:29.040 was like, I hate fucking doing it. And so then 1:08:29.080 --> 1:08:30.840 I was in Portugal with my little facial hair. And 1:08:30.880 --> 1:08:32.760 then I got back and kept letting it grow and 1:08:32.800 --> 1:08:34.960 I shaved it into a go tea for one hour. 1:08:35.000 --> 1:08:37.040 Of course, as we do last night, I do want 1:08:37.080 --> 1:08:39.280 to show you as a photo. It was really, really disturbing. 1:08:39.320 --> 1:08:42.200 I look extremely republican. Well, it's very scary. 1:08:42.280 --> 1:08:44.080 This is a thing because I, of course, every time 1:08:44.080 --> 1:08:45.880 I've shaved off my beard, I first do a go 1:08:46.000 --> 1:08:47.960 tea as a joke and take a photo, of course, 1:08:48.080 --> 1:08:51.080 but it's not even funny. It looks so bad, like 1:08:51.640 --> 1:08:51.960 you think. 1:08:51.960 --> 1:08:55.680 It's like lol, very it's like having I actually. 1:08:55.400 --> 1:08:57.559 Think having a mohawk can be funny. You're like, oh 1:08:57.560 --> 1:08:59.160 my god, look at me. I have a mohawk, but 1:08:59.200 --> 1:09:02.360 a go tea is is not It can't be funny. No, 1:09:02.400 --> 1:09:03.040 you just look. 1:09:03.120 --> 1:09:03.719 It gets scary. 1:09:03.720 --> 1:09:07.360 It's bad. But it's that thing where if you can 1:09:07.400 --> 1:09:08.840 pull it off, you're like. 1:09:08.840 --> 1:09:11.679 Name one person who can pull it off. Oh, Carlos 1:09:11.680 --> 1:09:13.080 Solus and Desperate Housewives. 1:09:13.400 --> 1:09:18.080 See there's one. There's one, there's one. Gig has one 1:09:18.120 --> 1:09:18.840 and it looks amazing. 1:09:18.880 --> 1:09:20.280 Stone Steve Austin, I think I have one. 1:09:20.720 --> 1:09:21.559 Yes, yeah, good. 1:09:21.680 --> 1:09:23.880 And a lot of guys in Brooklyn, whether they know 1:09:23.920 --> 1:09:26.000 it or not, that's true, Tiger King, thank you. You 1:09:26.120 --> 1:09:28.200 guys both have very good facial hair. 1:09:28.240 --> 1:09:28.479 Thank you. 1:09:28.600 --> 1:09:31.400 It's really working. Mustache great, whole beard situation. Great, it's 1:09:31.400 --> 1:09:34.040 really working for both of you. I unfortunately do not 1:09:34.160 --> 1:09:35.400 look right when I have ficially. 1:09:35.360 --> 1:09:38.920 Not even a mustache, because I can see you actually click. 1:09:39.040 --> 1:09:41.160 Mustache doesn't work for me. I don't know. There's just 1:09:41.160 --> 1:09:43.920 something about this face that's meant to be clean shaven. 1:09:44.320 --> 1:09:45.800 No, sure that makes sense. I hate it. 1:09:45.840 --> 1:09:47.200 I wish I was, I wanted. I would love to 1:09:47.200 --> 1:09:48.479 have a beard. I think it would do. I would. 1:09:48.920 --> 1:09:52.439 I get excited thinking about who I might be, but 1:09:52.479 --> 1:09:55.799 I'm not sure type. My type in men? Yeah, truly 1:09:55.880 --> 1:09:58.519 literally don't have one. Okay, I have run the gamut. 1:09:58.680 --> 1:10:02.320 I it's such a vibe based assessment for me. But what, Yeah, 1:10:02.360 --> 1:10:05.120 I'm into all kinds of things I don't like. Maybe 1:10:05.240 --> 1:10:07.120 there's maybe like what do I not like? I'm not 1:10:07.160 --> 1:10:10.760 into like way way older. I'm not into way way younger. 1:10:10.800 --> 1:10:14.080 But that goes without saying. I'm strict tops annoy me. 1:10:14.200 --> 1:10:15.680 What do you mean you're a strict top? Yeah? No, 1:10:15.840 --> 1:10:16.240 that's weird. 1:10:16.240 --> 1:10:17.120 It's very in vulnerable. 1:10:17.200 --> 1:10:18.439 First of all, I'm not bottoming for you. 1:10:18.920 --> 1:10:19.679 You're strict topping. 1:10:19.680 --> 1:10:20.920 You want me to bottom for you? What am I 1:10:20.960 --> 1:10:22.960 the help out of here? I don't like that. 1:10:23.080 --> 1:10:25.280 Well, it's also like when someone is strict to anything. 1:10:25.280 --> 1:10:28.400 It's like you're saying that as it's a medical condition 1:10:28.479 --> 1:10:32.839 that I have to accommodate. Right, I also have preferences 1:10:32.840 --> 1:10:35.360 depending on the day. Yeah, why are we Why is 1:10:35.400 --> 1:10:36.840 the conversation ending with you? 1:10:37.200 --> 1:10:39.080 Yeah, it doesn't make any sense for me. 1:10:39.120 --> 1:10:42.879 I almost think it's like that's like Sniffy's culture almost 1:10:42.920 --> 1:10:45.439 to be like strict Top. It's more like billboard branding, 1:10:45.560 --> 1:10:46.760 to be like hit me up for this. 1:10:47.120 --> 1:10:49.479 Yeah. That being said, I do have only Top on 1:10:49.520 --> 1:10:52.719 my grinder profile, so I am doing but it's not true, 1:10:52.800 --> 1:10:55.519 you know what I mean. I will do other stuff, 1:10:55.640 --> 1:10:57.720 but sure, it's it is the branding of it all 1:10:57.760 --> 1:10:59.760 where it's like I want a million Tops hitting me up. 1:11:00.080 --> 1:11:00.920 This filters the mouth. 1:11:00.960 --> 1:11:03.080 Well it's it's important, afflex But I mean, I am 1:11:03.600 --> 1:11:06.280 I identify as a man, but that doesn't mean I'm 1:11:06.600 --> 1:11:07.479 a football player. 1:11:09.040 --> 1:11:11.599 Although there is diversity, I would love to see it. 1:11:12.560 --> 1:11:16.559 Trust I would absolutely kill you with the Super Bowl. 1:11:16.720 --> 1:11:18.719 I would love to see you in the Super Bowl. 1:11:19.360 --> 1:11:20.840 Well, you know one of my biggest fears. I said 1:11:20.880 --> 1:11:22.320 this the other day. Do you remember the Disney Channel 1:11:22.360 --> 1:11:24.760 show the Jersey They put on a jersey, they become 1:11:24.760 --> 1:11:27.160 a professional athlete. It's a magical jersey. One of my 1:11:27.200 --> 1:11:29.240 biggest fears I would put on the jersey. Suddenly I 1:11:29.280 --> 1:11:30.280 have to hit a touchdown. 1:11:30.840 --> 1:11:33.519 I barely know the rules hit a touchdown? What does it? 1:11:33.560 --> 1:11:34.240 Throw a touchdown? 1:11:34.240 --> 1:11:37.200 So why don't we just score a touchdown? 1:11:37.479 --> 1:11:37.879 Touchdown? 1:11:38.520 --> 1:11:40.720 Hit a touchdown is iconic? Though I'm really loving that. 1:11:41.160 --> 1:11:42.599 I don't. I have never learned the roles of football. 1:11:42.600 --> 1:11:43.960 You should watch football with me this season. 1:11:44.360 --> 1:11:46.960 You actually watch it. That That is so interesting. 1:11:47.080 --> 1:11:49.200 You do want to do that with me. It's a 1:11:49.200 --> 1:11:50.320 special important thing to me. 1:11:50.520 --> 1:11:52.160 I understand that it's authentic to you. 1:11:53.240 --> 1:11:54.479 If we're going to go deeper, you're gonna have to 1:11:54.479 --> 1:11:55.200 watch at least one game. 1:11:55.439 --> 1:11:58.280 I wish a basketball do you watch? 1:11:58.600 --> 1:11:59.320 Do you watch soccer? 1:11:59.680 --> 1:11:59.800 No? 1:11:59.840 --> 1:12:01.320 I don't care about either of you. 1:12:01.400 --> 1:12:02.280 Only watch football. 1:12:02.320 --> 1:12:05.120 It's football for me. But can't tell you something this night, 1:12:05.120 --> 1:12:06.360 sweet in the pod a little bit. I want both 1:12:06.400 --> 1:12:08.160 of you to watch a football game with me. You're 1:12:08.160 --> 1:12:09.880 gonna have to cheer for the Kansas City Chiefs. It 1:12:09.960 --> 1:12:11.120 wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. 1:12:10.960 --> 1:12:12.040 If you swift. 1:12:12.920 --> 1:12:16.400 Her boyfriend is the tea, her fiance is on the team. 1:12:16.640 --> 1:12:18.400 I make good food for it. 1:12:18.760 --> 1:12:21.000 Oh my God, I would love to come to a party. 1:12:21.360 --> 1:12:23.920 There's nothing I love more than the super Bowl. Put 1:12:23.960 --> 1:12:26.000 the thing on, mute, eat the food. 1:12:26.080 --> 1:12:29.000 No, we're listening to the game. It's not the super Bowl, 1:12:29.800 --> 1:12:30.679 the regular season. 1:12:30.960 --> 1:12:32.960 The noise gives me a headache. No, No, we're watching 1:12:32.960 --> 1:12:33.200 the game. 1:12:33.200 --> 1:12:34.960 It's not going to be so I will talk about it. 1:12:35.000 --> 1:12:37.080 Oh my god, can't we put on some music and 1:12:37.160 --> 1:12:38.080 mute this damn thing? 1:12:38.560 --> 1:12:41.599 So are you do you? Are you viewing it through 1:12:41.600 --> 1:12:44.280 a queer lens or are you just like going No, 1:12:44.360 --> 1:12:45.280 you're just enjoying. 1:12:45.720 --> 1:12:47.759 I'm definitely, I will say, because. 1:12:47.560 --> 1:12:50.400 Like I when I watch the Olympics, it's basically like 1:12:50.439 --> 1:12:53.040 I'm watching the Lady Gaga concert. The way I'm processing 1:12:53.040 --> 1:12:54.559 it is not how other people are processing. 1:12:54.600 --> 1:12:56.360 I will say I have brought so many girls and 1:12:56.400 --> 1:12:58.800 gays into football that I know how to put on 1:12:58.840 --> 1:13:01.080 the show. I know what needs to be done. I 1:13:01.120 --> 1:13:02.400 know how to talk about the drama. I know how 1:13:02.400 --> 1:13:03.960 to talk about the wives. I know how to bring 1:13:04.000 --> 1:13:06.080 in the intrigue. I am talking about how hot the 1:13:06.080 --> 1:13:06.559 players are. 1:13:06.600 --> 1:13:10.320 Of course, sure you're humans, Like I'm not attracted with 1:13:10.360 --> 1:13:14.479 football players. That's so not are you? There are absolutely 1:13:14.520 --> 1:13:15.080 crazy to say. 1:13:15.080 --> 1:13:16.960 There are FOOTBA players you would be attracted to. There 1:13:16.960 --> 1:13:18.920 are pretty ones, they are ugly ones. There are masked ones. 1:13:18.920 --> 1:13:22.599 There are fem ones. They are in their corners, their 1:13:22.600 --> 1:13:23.960 cornerbacks and wide receivers. 1:13:25.920 --> 1:13:28.559 As a fem identifying football player, it's been hard for me. 1:13:28.640 --> 1:13:31.000 They're not I'm identifying them. I'm telling you some of them. 1:13:31.200 --> 1:13:33.160 You watch their little interviews and you're like, that is 1:13:33.200 --> 1:13:36.080 a gay man. Yeah, sure, the probably are sure, sure, 1:13:36.120 --> 1:13:37.759 for sure, I will get you into those Okay. 1:13:37.880 --> 1:13:40.479 I mean I've always it's always been an amazing dream 1:13:40.520 --> 1:13:42.920 and fantasy that every Sunday I'm like, can't got to 1:13:42.920 --> 1:13:45.280 watch the Big Game? Of course that would be so fun, 1:13:45.920 --> 1:13:49.320 But it's fantasy for me. It's it's as fantastical as 1:13:49.479 --> 1:13:51.080 maybe like waking up early going to church. 1:13:51.200 --> 1:13:54.040 It's actually quite annoying to have that in your life. 1:13:54.240 --> 1:13:57.720 It ruins my life quite often. Yeah. 1:13:57.960 --> 1:13:59.559 Yeah, every week I have to. 1:13:59.479 --> 1:14:01.679 Watch this thing way Drag Race coming back tomorrow? 1:14:01.760 --> 1:14:04.599 Oh God, is it which I celebrate? Yeah? 1:14:05.400 --> 1:14:09.080 Wat, I have never seen an episode. Wow, I have 1:14:09.160 --> 1:14:09.760 never met you. 1:14:10.120 --> 1:14:11.719 Love the Chiefs. 1:14:11.960 --> 1:14:14.040 I love the Chiefs. It's far more compelling. I've seen 1:14:14.080 --> 1:14:17.320 gay guys. Dress up and be mean. What I haven't 1:14:17.320 --> 1:14:19.920 seen is the King City Chiefs beat the Broncos right 1:14:20.000 --> 1:14:21.639 next season, and that's what I'll need to be seeing. 1:14:21.960 --> 1:14:24.240 I look drag Race, I'm sure it's great. I think 1:14:24.280 --> 1:14:26.320 maybe at some point I would be convinced to watch 1:14:26.320 --> 1:14:28.639 some of it, But no one's made a compelling pitch 1:14:28.680 --> 1:14:29.160 to me yet. 1:14:29.200 --> 1:14:31.640 Are you a reality show person? Were the only gay 1:14:31.680 --> 1:14:32.719 guys who don't watch realities? 1:14:32.720 --> 1:14:32.840 Help? 1:14:32.880 --> 1:14:33.920 I don't watch any reality TV? 1:14:34.000 --> 1:14:35.599 Thank you and welcome to this space. 1:14:35.800 --> 1:14:39.040 I got briefly into selling Sunset mostly because of Krashawe. 1:14:39.080 --> 1:14:40.000 I do love that girl. 1:14:40.080 --> 1:14:40.280 Yeah. 1:14:40.360 --> 1:14:42.200 Yeah, that was a COVID thing that has kind of carried. 1:14:42.320 --> 1:14:44.639 I also had my COVID thing was vander Pump and Roney, 1:14:44.640 --> 1:14:47.760 and I like sort of waterboarded myself with it for 1:14:47.800 --> 1:14:49.479 like two months, and then I was like, I can 1:14:49.520 --> 1:14:50.240 never do this again. 1:14:50.320 --> 1:14:50.559 Yeah. 1:14:50.600 --> 1:14:51.920 Are they not like hitting you up to be a 1:14:52.080 --> 1:14:54.360 judge on drag Race? Though they have not. 1:14:54.920 --> 1:14:56.160 They have not hit me up to be a drudge 1:14:56.200 --> 1:14:58.679 on drag Race. Many of the gay things you would 1:14:58.680 --> 1:15:00.880 think I would hear from only not coming into my 1:15:00.880 --> 1:15:04.400 in box. Many of the gay things are not calling 1:15:04.400 --> 1:15:04.880 my number. 1:15:05.000 --> 1:15:08.479 That is interesting. I have pretty much zero feelings about it. 1:15:08.520 --> 1:15:10.760 I wouldn't say yes to begin with, of course, but 1:15:10.800 --> 1:15:12.800 I would love if you said yes and didn't know 1:15:12.840 --> 1:15:13.559 anything about it. 1:15:13.600 --> 1:15:14.320 I think that'd be fun. 1:15:14.320 --> 1:15:15.200 I think that'd be really funny. 1:15:15.200 --> 1:15:18.479 I find it anthropologically fascinating. But it does not hurt 1:15:18.479 --> 1:15:20.479 my feelings. I'm just like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah, I 1:15:20.520 --> 1:15:23.280 would think, but no, never been hit up. I'm friends 1:15:23.280 --> 1:15:25.320 with a lot of the queens, and they seem like 1:15:25.320 --> 1:15:26.839 they've had fun on there, some of them. 1:15:27.600 --> 1:15:30.200 And many of them, many of them. 1:15:30.760 --> 1:15:33.360 Yeah, but I send them all love. It seems like 1:15:33.360 --> 1:15:36.040 a fascinating thing. Yeah. I know that RuPaul has her 1:15:36.040 --> 1:15:37.840 own camera that smooths her in a different way than 1:15:37.840 --> 1:15:39.879 everyone else, and she can't be filmed on the regular cameras. 1:15:40.040 --> 1:15:41.799 That's the coolest thing I've ever heard about. That's amazing. 1:15:41.840 --> 1:15:43.040 We have that too, right, I do. 1:15:44.800 --> 1:15:46.160 Your warriors, you can get to work the way. 1:15:46.200 --> 1:15:58.320 I'm not looking good on these cameras. I'm feeling as 1:15:58.320 --> 1:15:59.519 though we should do our final segment. 1:15:59.680 --> 1:16:01.799 Okay, that was hurtful, but let's do it. 1:16:01.800 --> 1:16:03.200 It's just somebody had to be the one to do it. 1:16:03.320 --> 1:16:05.120 Yeah, you know was gonna be me. 1:16:05.160 --> 1:16:07.759 Well, do you have any final thoughts on having separate 1:16:07.840 --> 1:16:09.320 versus common hobbies as a couple. 1:16:11.000 --> 1:16:14.479 No, No, I really I really think. 1:16:14.720 --> 1:16:15.160 Yeah. 1:16:14.960 --> 1:16:17.280 Yeah, well I'm readily to go fucking rushed out the 1:16:17.280 --> 1:16:18.680 door with a broom by saying yeah, no, So I. 1:16:18.640 --> 1:16:19.880 Don't have any more thoughts. What do you have to 1:16:19.880 --> 1:16:20.280 after this? 1:16:20.760 --> 1:16:21.719 I'm going to a concert? 1:16:21.920 --> 1:16:22.479 What concert? 1:16:22.640 --> 1:16:25.880 I'm going to see Kevin Morby play at Usinda's. Is 1:16:25.920 --> 1:16:28.439 that Kevin Morby is so great? He's a musician's for 1:16:28.520 --> 1:16:30.240 the mine he is playing. He's about to start a 1:16:30.240 --> 1:16:31.760 big tour for his new record, but he's doing a 1:16:31.760 --> 1:16:32.800 small show at Winda's. 1:16:33.920 --> 1:16:34.080 Fun. 1:16:34.200 --> 1:16:36.160 I'm gonna go down there and see the show. Love 1:16:36.200 --> 1:16:40.320 that I guess can come a few more, right, of course, 1:16:40.479 --> 1:16:40.960 let's just end. 1:16:40.960 --> 1:16:43.559 It'll talk after we do have an answer. 1:16:43.840 --> 1:16:44.360 Yeah. 1:16:44.439 --> 1:16:46.200 So, basically our final segment is called shout Outs, and 1:16:46.200 --> 1:16:48.000 in this segment we pay omash to the grand straight 1:16:48.080 --> 1:16:50.559 tradition of the radio shout out, shouting out to anything 1:16:50.560 --> 1:16:53.160 that we enjoy. People play those things ideas, we make 1:16:53.200 --> 1:16:56.960 them up on the spot and we go first and George, 1:16:56.960 --> 1:16:57.559 do you have one? 1:16:57.680 --> 1:17:00.200 I do? I've actually recently made a creative decision that 1:17:00.240 --> 1:17:01.840 I'm now going to be doing shout outs in my 1:17:01.880 --> 1:17:02.800 normal speaking voice. 1:17:02.840 --> 1:17:06.160 Love that Usually usually we'll do what's up freaks, and 1:17:06.760 --> 1:17:12.440 I'll do it what's up freak sous and perverts around 1:17:12.479 --> 1:17:14.760 the globe. I want to give a huge shout out 1:17:14.760 --> 1:17:18.120 to Kalei La. I am loving the new music that 1:17:18.200 --> 1:17:20.840 is coming out. And I was late to the game 1:17:20.920 --> 1:17:22.840 on her in the sense that I got into her 1:17:22.960 --> 1:17:24.520 last album and everyone. 1:17:24.240 --> 1:17:25.360 Was already being like, oh my god, I. 1:17:25.320 --> 1:17:27.360 Can't just come out with another album. And I was like, yeah, totally, 1:17:27.360 --> 1:17:29.120 I can't leave. It's another album. I've listened to her 1:17:29.160 --> 1:17:31.120 all my life. Then I went back listen to the 1:17:31.200 --> 1:17:32.680 rest of it. I said, damn, they were right to 1:17:32.720 --> 1:17:34.800 have that hype. And now I'm in on it. And 1:17:34.840 --> 1:17:37.599 the new album is coming out and it's you know, 1:17:37.720 --> 1:17:41.920 sort of shoegaze mixed with whatever else, and I say, wow, 1:17:42.000 --> 1:17:45.160 that is interesting. And I feel that, you know, a 1:17:45.160 --> 1:17:47.840 lot of people are saying, yeah, I can do rock too. 1:17:47.880 --> 1:17:51.160 I can do rock too. And with Kalala, I believe it. 1:17:51.560 --> 1:17:55.599 I think she is studied a genius, has incredible taste, 1:17:56.000 --> 1:17:57.880 and I think it's an amazing release. 1:17:57.960 --> 1:17:58.639 For summer. 1:17:59.160 --> 1:18:02.320 So what is up, Kalala? I'm so happy and I 1:18:02.360 --> 1:18:05.439 did order the album while a little bit drunk after 1:18:05.479 --> 1:18:07.400 dinner with George the other night. So shout out to 1:18:07.439 --> 1:18:10.360 you xoxo, Sam, who was beautiful. 1:18:10.360 --> 1:18:12.680 I really it warms my heart that you've become a 1:18:12.720 --> 1:18:15.000 clearless name, because you know, I was probably the first 1:18:15.120 --> 1:18:18.320 gay guy to ever discover her in twenty twelve. 1:18:18.439 --> 1:18:20.200 Yeah, I was not there yet. I saw her in 1:18:20.240 --> 1:18:22.120 San Francisco in twenty thirteen. I believe WHOA. 1:18:23.160 --> 1:18:24.559 My biggest here, of course, is that we would meet 1:18:24.560 --> 1:18:26.200 and she wouldn't like me interpersonally. 1:18:26.439 --> 1:18:29.080 I doubt she would like you. Yeah, I don't think 1:18:29.080 --> 1:18:30.800 we would vibe, but I doubt she would like me either, 1:18:30.880 --> 1:18:32.400 Like it's just not I bet. 1:18:32.200 --> 1:18:34.240 You she would find you more authentic or something and 1:18:34.280 --> 1:18:34.640 she would be. 1:18:34.720 --> 1:18:35.800 Like, oh no, not much. 1:18:36.439 --> 1:18:38.240 She would like think I was trying too hard. 1:18:39.360 --> 1:18:40.599 Well, let's hope we never meet her. 1:18:40.840 --> 1:18:43.479 Yeah, I think it's definitely I never meet your hero's situation. 1:18:43.520 --> 1:18:45.519 I was actually recently thinking how PG Harvey would probably 1:18:45.520 --> 1:18:51.240 hate me. It's different story. I want to give a 1:18:51.240 --> 1:18:53.639 shout out to actually Mind's a music one as well. 1:18:53.640 --> 1:18:56.799 Oh to Yasi Salik and her podcast band Splain. 1:18:56.880 --> 1:18:57.840 Have you ever listened to it? No? 1:18:57.920 --> 1:19:00.400 I discovered it recently. It's a very popular podcast, but 1:19:00.520 --> 1:19:02.439 each episode is about a different band. They did an 1:19:02.439 --> 1:19:06.160 episode specifically on the song Boys on the Radio by Hole, 1:19:06.200 --> 1:19:09.720 which is MY favorite Whole song, and it is like 1:19:09.720 --> 1:19:11.800 two and a half hours long, and I was having 1:19:11.840 --> 1:19:12.960 the time of my life. Do you want to hear 1:19:13.000 --> 1:19:16.080 something I learned? What Hall of Back Girl is about 1:19:16.120 --> 1:19:16.720 Courtney Love? 1:19:17.360 --> 1:19:17.439 What? 1:19:17.600 --> 1:19:17.920 Whoa? 1:19:18.040 --> 1:19:19.519 It's not one of the craziest things I've ever heard. 1:19:19.560 --> 1:19:20.200 That is nuts. 1:19:20.280 --> 1:19:23.000 I have many historical tidbits that I learned in this 1:19:23.439 --> 1:19:26.560 wonderful podcast episode. The guest was Patrick Stamberg, and I 1:19:26.600 --> 1:19:30.160 highly recommended for anyone who loves Whole, who loves Courtney Love, 1:19:30.360 --> 1:19:32.960 and who loves the album Subbrity Skin. And so that 1:19:33.080 --> 1:19:35.599 is my earn a shoutouf fort today. Well whoa? 1:19:35.720 --> 1:19:39.719 That was amazing, Thank you, that was beautiful. What's up freaks, 1:19:39.800 --> 1:19:42.160 losers and perverts around the globe? I want to give 1:19:42.200 --> 1:19:43.640 a shout out to Myrtle. 1:19:43.360 --> 1:19:46.080 Tie, my restaurant in my neighborhood. 1:19:46.280 --> 1:19:48.280 I have eaten at four of the last six days 1:19:48.280 --> 1:19:51.320 and I cannot stop the pork belly pan fried noodles 1:19:51.320 --> 1:19:53.040 are absolutely changing my life. I want to shout out 1:19:53.040 --> 1:19:54.200 everybody in there. They love me. 1:19:54.240 --> 1:19:56.679 They know me not by name, but by vibe. In order. 1:19:56.920 --> 1:20:00.679 I also want to shout out Dendrea un many years ago, 1:20:00.760 --> 1:20:03.080 a singer that I am back on recently. Do n 1:20:03.160 --> 1:20:06.160 d Ria please look up her hits. I'm having a 1:20:06.160 --> 1:20:08.160 fabulous time coming back to them. I also want to 1:20:08.160 --> 1:20:11.679 shout out Lina Dunham as we get on the Fame Sick, 1:20:11.800 --> 1:20:12.719 thank you very much. 1:20:12.840 --> 1:20:14.720 I want to shout out Lina. You're an episode icon. 1:20:14.720 --> 1:20:16.439 I don't know where we would be culturally without you. 1:20:16.680 --> 1:20:19.439 I think you've gotten an interesting wrap in this world, 1:20:19.520 --> 1:20:21.160 and I love the way you're handling it. Girl, you 1:20:21.240 --> 1:20:23.240 looked great at the Metcala. I can't wait to read 1:20:23.280 --> 1:20:26.800 your book. I also want to shout out what else 1:20:26.800 --> 1:20:28.320 do I want to shout out? I want to shout 1:20:28.320 --> 1:20:32.120 out the concept of mopeds slash vespas. I'm considering purchasing one. 1:20:32.280 --> 1:20:33.519 I love the way I feel on one. 1:20:33.560 --> 1:20:35.400 I want to shout out whoever thought of that, especially 1:20:35.439 --> 1:20:37.240 the ones that go a little faster than the other ones. 1:20:37.479 --> 1:20:39.280 I also want to shout out City Bike. You guys 1:20:39.280 --> 1:20:41.320 are doing something incredible for this city. Yes, a lot 1:20:41.360 --> 1:20:43.640 of people don't know that. If you message or if 1:20:43.680 --> 1:20:45.400 you send in a request on the app, they will 1:20:45.400 --> 1:20:47.800 send you a physical key to get city bikes. You 1:20:47.800 --> 1:20:48.920 don't have to use your phone. 1:20:49.080 --> 1:20:50.639 You do not have to. I'm loving your reaction. 1:20:50.840 --> 1:20:52.439 You do not have to have your phone to get 1:20:52.439 --> 1:20:54.599 a city bike. They will send you a physical fob 1:20:54.840 --> 1:20:56.720 that you can keep on your keys. You walk up 1:20:56.760 --> 1:20:58.760 to a bike, push the fob in, it unlocks the 1:20:58.800 --> 1:21:03.200 bike immediately. Oh my city bike, city bike physical fob. 1:21:03.240 --> 1:21:05.040 If you can hear me, thank you so much what 1:21:05.040 --> 1:21:07.240 you're doing for this city. I absolutely love you. Everyone 1:21:07.240 --> 1:21:08.280 get on. It costs ten dollars. 1:21:08.320 --> 1:21:10.160 They send it in a couple of weeks. That's amazing. 1:21:10.240 --> 1:21:11.800 Could be quicker on the sending if I'm one hundred 1:21:11.800 --> 1:21:13.640 percent honest, or make more physical brick and where we 1:21:13.640 --> 1:21:15.400 could pick up. But those are my shoutouts. 1:21:15.439 --> 1:21:16.760 Thank you, wo wo wow. 1:21:16.920 --> 1:21:19.360 You know we are so inundated with advertising it. I 1:21:19.400 --> 1:21:21.000 don't know about the city bike fob. 1:21:21.120 --> 1:21:24.439 Right, I mean, city bike is the most incredible way 1:21:24.479 --> 1:21:26.759 to get around this damn town. I'm in heaven whenever 1:21:26.800 --> 1:21:30.000 I'm on one I the only thing they need to 1:21:30.000 --> 1:21:31.360 figure out is what to do when it's raining. 1:21:31.400 --> 1:21:32.880 But other than that, figure out what to do when 1:21:32.880 --> 1:21:36.560 it's raining, and also maybe figure out like a helmet situation. 1:21:36.360 --> 1:21:37.240 That would be help. Yeah. 1:21:37.320 --> 1:21:39.439 I'm actually with a lot of helmet everywhere. But let's 1:21:39.439 --> 1:21:40.360 get a helmet situation. 1:21:40.640 --> 1:21:42.320 And people love to say you don't wear a helmet. 1:21:42.320 --> 1:21:43.920 It's like, yeah, I'm not gonna bring it. I'm not 1:21:43.920 --> 1:21:46.000 gonna bring us a lone helmet to the bar. 1:21:46.320 --> 1:21:47.720 I'm caring. I run a helmet all day on the 1:21:47.760 --> 1:21:49.720 off chance I might grab a city bike. That's the 1:21:49.920 --> 1:21:51.720 way to do something. Have a bin of helmets. They 1:21:51.760 --> 1:21:54.120 shake a helmet that's this tiny, and then you press 1:21:54.840 --> 1:21:57.559 helmet that works, that is collapsible. Yeah, yeah, you have 1:21:57.600 --> 1:21:59.479 to understand why that won't work, of course, But right, 1:21:59.520 --> 1:22:01.040 of course you imagine with modern science. 1:22:01.080 --> 1:22:02.880 I remember about this, should do a miniature wife, but 1:22:02.920 --> 1:22:06.280 for a helmet, Hello, Hello, Hello. 1:22:06.120 --> 1:22:07.920 Need I say more? No, I'm not gonna say what 1:22:07.920 --> 1:22:09.760 I was gonna say. It's frankly boring. Yeah, And we 1:22:09.960 --> 1:22:10.680 don't need to end on that. 1:22:10.760 --> 1:22:11.519 There's no worries. 1:22:11.680 --> 1:22:13.440 Do you have anything you want to promote? 1:22:16.640 --> 1:22:18.679 I don't know why. That's a laughing matter, you guys. 1:22:19.200 --> 1:22:21.200 I have a lot going on. Please check it out. 1:22:21.720 --> 1:22:23.960 You can find me on the internet. You can follow 1:22:23.960 --> 1:22:25.760 my Instagram if you want to. I simply am not 1:22:25.800 --> 1:22:28.559 posting it's Caleb says things. You can find my TikTok 1:22:28.560 --> 1:22:31.479 where I am being posted for. People are sometimes liking 1:22:31.479 --> 1:22:33.240 those clips. Maybe you could be one of them. You 1:22:33.280 --> 1:22:35.639 can find me on YouTube. My podcast comes out every Thursday. 1:22:35.680 --> 1:22:39.080 It's called So True with Caleb Haron. It is barely good, 1:22:39.080 --> 1:22:41.800 but it is sometimes a lot of fun. And I'm 1:22:41.840 --> 1:22:43.240 in a couple of movies this year. If you want 1:22:43.240 --> 1:22:44.600 to go watch them, it would mean the world to me. 1:22:44.760 --> 1:22:45.160 Thank you. 1:22:45.320 --> 1:22:47.400 And they are devil Wors product too correct. 1:22:47.600 --> 1:22:50.160 And I was in a movie called Pizza Movie for 1:22:50.200 --> 1:22:52.559 who That's very stupid but very fun. Nick and Brian 1:22:52.600 --> 1:22:54.360 shout out, love you guys. I have a movie coming 1:22:54.360 --> 1:22:57.040 out with John Cena and Eric Andre in June called 1:22:57.080 --> 1:23:00.240 Little Brother on Netflix. Shout out Matt Spicer, love you, 1:23:00.240 --> 1:23:02.040 thank you for putting me in it. And then my 1:23:02.280 --> 1:23:04.960 film about my dad that I co wrote with Ruby 1:23:05.000 --> 1:23:09.719 Caster and co starting with Zovidation now is coming out sometime. 1:23:09.880 --> 1:23:11.559 It's in the post process right now? 1:23:11.600 --> 1:23:12.120 Wow? 1:23:12.439 --> 1:23:13.760 So sometimes this year next? Wow? 1:23:13.880 --> 1:23:14.679 Well that's huge. 1:23:14.840 --> 1:23:16.320 You guys can support me however you want. 1:23:18.360 --> 1:23:22.920 None of those films have hunting, so donate. These are 1:23:22.960 --> 1:23:23.559 just scripts. 1:23:25.200 --> 1:23:27.400 Well, thanks for doing the pod. What a treat. 1:23:27.520 --> 1:23:29.439 Thanks for having me you guys. Bye bye