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Speaker 1: Tour announcement starts now. Hello everyone, it is me Sam

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Speaker 1: and I am going on tour this summer. I'm doing

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Speaker 1: my hour of incredible stand up comedy and I would love,

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Speaker 1: love love to see you there. So I will be

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Speaker 1: in San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Chicago, DC, Boston, Philly and

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Speaker 1: maybe a couple more. But if you are in any

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Speaker 1: of those places, please please please get tickets. I would

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Speaker 1: love to see you all there. And I'm really really

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Speaker 1: excited because I love touring. Now, so see you there.

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Speaker 1: Okay Andrey yep bye. Podcast starts now. What is up?

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Speaker 2: Everyone?

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Speaker 1: You're listening to Tradio Lab live in New York City

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Speaker 1: roughly four weeks ago. It's not quite live.

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Speaker 3: I brought my chronic Illness Allyship sleep mask.

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Speaker 1: Hleb. You can open your eyes. Oh you brought your

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Speaker 1: fame sick.

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Speaker 3: I brought my chronic illness Allyship sleep mask, courtesy of

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Speaker 3: the whole team at Lena Dunham HQ.

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Speaker 2: Now what makes it chronic illness Allyship? Do they?

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Speaker 3: Because she's a big bill well, a big part of

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Speaker 3: the book. Don't know if you've read it, Kase, I've

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Speaker 3: read it. Issue in our industry, we both finished it.

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Speaker 3: I've not finished it, Okay, Well I finished it, and

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Speaker 3: I actually have it in audio and also in print form.

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Speaker 3: And so I think the theme of the press store

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Speaker 3: has been kind.

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Speaker 2: Of oh she's sleepy, you's sleeping.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, and she's sleepy, both in a kind

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Speaker 3: of empowering way and in a chronic illness way. And

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Speaker 3: the tension of that drives a big part.

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Speaker 2: Of the book.

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Speaker 3: And so you can kind of always put on your

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Speaker 3: silk famestick mask kind of relax.

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Speaker 2: Are you getting paid to behave this way or is

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Speaker 2: this just something.

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Speaker 1: That you thank you for pointing out it's no normative? Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think I believe I was sent this because

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Speaker 3: there was a clip of our podcast where I said

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Speaker 3: Adam Driver doesn't think Lena Dunham enough. And I think

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Speaker 3: that was put into some sort of Google drive and

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Speaker 3: they said he's getting a mask.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, send him a mask.

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Speaker 1: It's just a bit odd that they didn't send me

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Speaker 1: one as well.

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Speaker 3: You know, I was actually said that particular comment.

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Speaker 1: Well, I did add to it. I added some comedic elements.

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Speaker 1: Of course, that's true.

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Speaker 3: Help people don't respect people rarely respect comedy for comedy's sake,

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Speaker 3: you know, they want your distinct point. I was kind

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Speaker 3: of do going Hannahatsby mode and just sort of talking.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, beautiful, by the way, which is beautiful and celebrated.

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Speaker 1: I do want to say, certainly a celebrated. I was

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Speaker 1: forty five minutes early to this recording.

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Speaker 3: That's right, and I was four minutes.

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Speaker 2: Were forty five minutes early.

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Speaker 1: I was forty five minutes earlier. Was quite humiliating.

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Speaker 2: I was early and I was sitting alone. Where were you?

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Speaker 1: I went for a walk, I went to the park

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Speaker 1: and I was reading. I was reading Famesick in the park,

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. And I was respectable four minutes later

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Speaker 1: you were That was beautiful, by thank you, And I

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Speaker 1: just got to say, reading in the park, I'm in

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Speaker 1: a nostalgia mode.

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Speaker 2: Bad.

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Speaker 1: I have chronic nostalgia currently, that's actually chronic illness. And

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Speaker 2: You're nostalgic for the idea of reading or what has happened.

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Speaker 1: For being present in a city of people that are

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Speaker 1: so beautiful and touching where I used to live. I'm seeing,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, my past, my present, my future.

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Speaker 3: A huge part of Sam's life is basically implying that

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Speaker 3: everyone in Los Angeles is just like an illiterate, sort

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Speaker 3: of like idiotic gay guy and then doing that publicly

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Speaker 3: on his podcast, and then someone will confront him in

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Speaker 3: Los Angeles, the city where he resides, and he'll say,

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Speaker 3: don't talk to me about that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you're completely off base. There is

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Speaker 2: something going on in La. What it is is there's

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Speaker 2: a sort of the sun on the West Coast has

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Speaker 2: do anything, and reading is certainly under the umbrella of anything.

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Speaker 3: I'm definitely having a I'm kind of catching up on

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Speaker 3: the Spencer Pratt and.

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Speaker 2: They are fucking moron, what a brain dead fuck story?

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Speaker 3: Were you saying, Well, you know, I was thinking, because

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Speaker 3: it's came into my feed.

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Speaker 1: Were you sort of a Chelsea Lately gay? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Sure, I was okay, So Heather McDonald endorsed Spencer Pratt.

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Speaker 3: Really yes, and it came up on my feed and

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Speaker 3: I said, this is this is the rise of Trump

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Speaker 3: Chelsea Lately. This is what it must have felt like

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Speaker 1: That's what it's like for me.

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Speaker 2: I don't McDonald is.

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Speaker 3: Oh she was, She wasn't the Chelsea Lately writers and

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Speaker 3: frequent performance.

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Speaker 2: She was on the panel a lot. She was she

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Speaker 2: should have been more memorable. And now her endorsements are

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Speaker 3: Actually they might not be flopping, And that's what sort of.

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Speaker 2: Flopping because I don't know who she is. The curacy

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Speaker 2: might be unfortunately, the candidacy might be having some wind,

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Speaker 2: but tardened endorsement has flopped.

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Speaker 1: In how many years of watching Chelsea Lately did it

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Speaker 1: take you to speak out? Her last name isn't Lately?

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Speaker 1: I knew I we knew that pretty early on. I

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Speaker 2: That I like this comedian Chelsea to be with you.

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Speaker 2: That I did know pretty early. She was having fat

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Speaker 2: people on there. That's one thing I remember. She was

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's one of the most inclusive people nationwide.

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Speaker 2: She was having fat people on that show, and I

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Speaker 2: was going, who are these fat people? Who are these

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Speaker 3: On my Always a diverse she kind of invented DEI hello.

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Speaker 3: She always a diverse roundtable, and she would definitely have

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Speaker 3: a falling out with someone, but then she would have

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Speaker 3: someone else that she'd be like, really committed to and

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Speaker 3: always bring on tour and she really lifted people up.

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Speaker 3: Are you guys having fallings out? By the way, that's

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Speaker 3: an interesting question. I almost had one and I saved it.

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Speaker 2: What happened? Who was it? What you say?

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Speaker 3: Or there was a moment of tension and I could

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Speaker 3: I could have said and when you said that, I

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Speaker 3: didn't like it. Yeah, But instead I actually amended the relationship.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: And then I'm trying to think of other Have you had.

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Speaker 1: Big falling out falling out in comedy? No, I just

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Speaker 1: get distant. Yeah, you know, cold and silent.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow.

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Speaker 1: It's not as fun, it's not as splashy. Yeah, but

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Speaker 3: I do have this huge fear that, you know, I

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Speaker 3: started in Boston. I was only there for two years,

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Speaker 3: but they were very formative, and I have this fear

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Speaker 3: based on nothing, that everyone in Boston now hates me.

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Speaker 2: That's really interesting. What do you think that's based on.

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Speaker 3: I think it's maybe I don't go back enough, or

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Speaker 3: maybe I once said something that was somehow condescending. One time,

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Speaker 3: I think maybe with you, but somewhere I said something

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Speaker 3: like I loved coming up in Boston because it's like

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Speaker 1: Before you like do something.

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Speaker 2: So I can where your worries coming. You know what

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Speaker 3: And it's like, that's extremely condescend to say that, to

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Speaker 3: say that about It's like what I want is that's

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Speaker 3: where I learned set up punchline, joke writing.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and you think, by the way, still what I do.

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Speaker 1: It's not like I'm now doing the woman who is

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Speaker 1: a Bell at the Venice Bionale.

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Speaker 3: That okay. So at the Venice Bionale, the talk about

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was florentinell lately. She always is uplifting fat comedians. Yes,

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Speaker 3: and at the Venice Bionale her big she's a perormance

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Speaker 3: but the thing that ring, that's ringing the bell is

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Speaker 3: a person. No, it's actually thin naked woman.

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Speaker 2: As an image.

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Speaker 1: It is really amazing and it's sort of silly and

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Speaker 2: Actually a better video. Think you just showed me.

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Speaker 1: Growing up?

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Speaker 2: Another one. Let's see. Okay, this is the other.

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Speaker 1: Thing she did. She's jet skiing.

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Speaker 2: That's fucking sick. That's fucking sick. That's the kind of

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's called slater. That's a music video.

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Speaker 2: I really like that. And also, one thing you guys

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Speaker 2: understand me and get deeper with me, is that I

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Speaker 2: like to be on things that move. I love vehicles real.

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Speaker 2: I love bicycles, I love mopets, I love jet Skis.

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Speaker 3: You like a jet ski?

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Speaker 2: I love a four wheeler. I love a golf cart.

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Speaker 2: Anything that moves I go, really, I get really excited about.

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Speaker 2: I just really like lisman. I do not like roller coaster. Really,

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Speaker 2: I don't get to decide where it moves. It's on

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Speaker 2: I love driving because.

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Speaker 3: I choose, But do you would you want to be

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not someone holding way. Someone can hold my waist.

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Speaker 2: But I want to be in charge, so you're kind

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Speaker 2: of top Sure, yes, And I would love to be

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Speaker 1: I think I do have. I think jet skis are

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Speaker 1: behind a friend's dad and having to hold on to

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Speaker 1: him and be like, how do I hold on to you?

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Speaker 1: Or you don't call me gay? Yeah, and there's no way.

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Speaker 2: That's really scary. I'm sorry you went through that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's tough. That sucks, But they're not going to let

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Speaker 2: me drive. I was riding behind like friends moms, Oh.

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Speaker 1: That's nice, and always made such with you. I know,

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Speaker 1: it's always like I.

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Speaker 3: Grew up on a polycule My gone Now.

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Speaker 2: I did weirdly have a kind of progressive like all

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Speaker 2: taking care of each other's kids. I was around everyone's moms.

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Speaker 2: It was nice. I liked it. None of them lesbians, though,

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Speaker 2: which is one of my biggest regrets.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's interesting about growing up around a lot of

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I love putonic conflicts like among friends. I love.

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Speaker 3: because I knew Sam thought I was there was some

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Speaker 3: truths when I literally I don't even remember, like I

442
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Speaker 3: literally had no opinions on the shirt, Like I just

443
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Speaker 3: was looking for something to comment on.

444
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Speaker 1: It was the first thing in front of it.

445
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Speaker 3: And then from my perspective, I will admit that I

446
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Speaker 3: was being that I could have handled it better. But

447
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,719
Speaker 3: for my perccle, what was happening is that I was

448
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:08,200
Speaker 3: throwing out topics and Sam was not yes standing like

449
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Speaker 3: like in my mind I was like when I like tonight,

450
00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:17,560
Speaker 3: it's like then you back, now you get me stand

451
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Speaker 3: up for yourself.

452
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Speaker 1: That was like six years ago. Well, we got off

453
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Speaker 1: stage and I was like, hey, that really was not

454
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Speaker 1: good for me.

455
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Speaker 3: But the thing is, then we let to keep posting

456
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Speaker 3: the show. So I was like, we will have this

457
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Speaker 3: conversation later. I fully hear you, but right now, we

458
00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:36,280
Speaker 3: have to make up immediately. I was like, give me

459
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Speaker 3: a hug right this second, because someone is on stage

460
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Speaker 3: and we have to go back and like introduce the

461
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Speaker 3: next person. Like we're hosting a show. There's no time,

462
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Speaker 3: of course, but obviously I see your perspective. Yeah, yeah,

463
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Speaker 3: so that was our last fight.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was your last fight. Yeah. I really don't

465
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Speaker 1: want to jinx.

466
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Speaker 3: I have I fear the evil I and I'm like,

467
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Speaker 3: if we keep talking about how we're such good coworkers

468
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Speaker 3: and like really, tomorrow something will happen and.

469
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Speaker 1: We will ever Also, literally, whenever you bring up old fights,

470
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Speaker 1: it no matter what creates like a second little fight,

471
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Speaker 1: it always creates a new version, I think. So I

472
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Speaker 1: do think though.

473
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Speaker 3: Early on, especially like covid Zoom recordings, there would be

474
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Speaker 3: some recordings where like the podcast didn't go super well,

475
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,760
Speaker 3: and it's like it's not either of our faults, but

476
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,040
Speaker 3: it's just like damn, we couldn't get it. We couldn't

477
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Speaker 3: get to the flow state. And that was frustrating. I

478
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,280
Speaker 3: usually blame myself, though I rarely would blame Sam and

479
00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:36,760
Speaker 3: that I would be like I did. Especially for the podcast,

480
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,240
Speaker 3: I usually blame myself if it's not funny.

481
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Speaker 2: It's really hard. I feel like I have never been

482
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Speaker 2: able to quite explain because like Shelby Wilson and I

483
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:47,040
Speaker 2: had keeping records that I adore Shelby, I loved that podcast,

484
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:51,560
Speaker 2: and hosting a podcast with someone specifically is so difficult

485
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,720
Speaker 2: and like intricate, and they're the hardest part for me.

486
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Speaker 2: A lot of times about it was when we would

487
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Speaker 2: walk away feeling differently about an episode, and that's true

488
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Speaker 2: of like shows and general. Yeah, that would happen on

489
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Speaker 2: two or two where like we would come off like

490
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Speaker 2: my last tour, we would come off stage and like

491
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,000
Speaker 2: maybe Chance in Virginia would be like, God, what a

492
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,720
Speaker 2: fucking show, and I'd be like, I fucking hated that one,

493
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Speaker 2: you know what I mean, And they'd be like, oh

494
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Speaker 2: my god, we thought it was so electric, and I

495
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,520
Speaker 2: would just be like that would make me feel so distant,

496
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Speaker 2: and I'm like, why are you not feeling what I felt?

497
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Speaker 2: And it's like, well, because you're different people. You showed

498
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,439
Speaker 2: up different tonight, like you had a different thing this afternoon,

499
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Speaker 2: you got different amounts of sleep, Like that is really

500
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Speaker 2: fucking hard.

501
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Speaker 1: That's the most relatable thing I've ever heard. We'd do

502
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Speaker 1: that all the time.

503
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh, it's so.

504
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Speaker 3: We've recently gotten way more calm about it. I think

505
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Speaker 3: just because like the more shows you do, the less

506
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Speaker 3: a single one matters. But like in the beginning, there

507
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Speaker 3: were shows where one of us would be in a

508
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Speaker 3: terrible mood the entire rest of the night.

509
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel guilt when I when I don't feel

510
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Speaker 2: like I don't feel embarrassed or anything. I'm like, whatever,

511
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Speaker 2: a bad show is, whatever, there's a million shows I

512
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Speaker 2: feel guilt that. I'm like, fuck, those people like paid

513
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Speaker 2: money and like made they came here tonight like it

514
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Speaker 2: might be the only fun thing they get to do

515
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Speaker 2: all month, or god forbid even longer, and I'm like, fuck,

516
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Speaker 2: I feel like I just feel gid that I'm my God,

517
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Speaker 2: damn it, I didn't do And.

518
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Speaker 3: Then that way, I did these two shows in London

519
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Speaker 3: recently and I felt like, especially one of them really

520
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,679
Speaker 3: didn't go well, and I in my mind and no

521
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,560
Speaker 3: one convinced could convince me otherwise. I was like, this

522
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:17,840
Speaker 3: was my London debut. I flopped, like the UK is

523
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:23,200
Speaker 3: not in my wheelhouse. I have been rejected, like forget Fringe.

524
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Speaker 1: This was a wholesale referendum on me.

525
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Speaker 3: Completely flop and I'm literally like the audience was representatives

526
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Speaker 3: from each demographic of England and they all decided not

527
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Speaker 3: for us.

528
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Speaker 1: Maybe I can be an Irish comedian, but not a

529
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Speaker 1: British I.

530
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Speaker 3: Would kill in Ireland. To be clear, Let's be very clear.

531
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Speaker 3: Let's Sally would be front row. She would be gang

532
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Speaker 3: laugh laughing. Should we do our first segment?

533
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Speaker 2: Yes?

534
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Speaker 1: Do you want to introduce it semore?

535
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Speaker 3: Yes, we have a first segment and it's called Straight Shooters.

536
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,119
Speaker 3: And this is a segment where we give you a

537
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Speaker 3: series of rapid fire questions. You choose this thing or

538
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Speaker 3: this other thing, easy to gauge your familiarity within complicity

539
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Speaker 3: and straight culture. And the one rule is you can't

540
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Speaker 3: ask any follow up questions about how the game works.

541
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Speaker 1: You have to sit in the uncertainty Caleb small but

542
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Speaker 1: mighty or tall but right wing.

543
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Speaker 3: Small but mighty, TJ Max or Andy sachs.

544
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Speaker 1: Andy sucks a redwood forest or a gay men's chorus.

545
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Speaker 2: Gay Men's chorus singing the blues, rocking those shoes or

546
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Speaker 2: not chopping, just here.

547
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Speaker 1: To peruse, not chopping, just here to bruce in Shallah

548
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Speaker 1: or met gala in Shallah.

549
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Speaker 3: Good choice.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine, oh my God.

551
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Speaker 2: Actually touching the art or smelling a fart? Uh touching the.

552
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Speaker 1: Art, Mama Mia too, here we go again? Or I

553
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Speaker 1: must see you soon because Pierre, you are my friend.

554
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Speaker 1: The second one, the second.

555
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Speaker 3: One past that puss, clock that tee, to see that walk,

556
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Speaker 3: park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor,

557
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Speaker 3: or dream about me.

558
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Speaker 2: Dream about me you wow, wow. And I'm happy with

559
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Speaker 2: all my answers.

560
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they were really good, although I have

561
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Speaker 3: to say the comment I'm happy with all my answers

562
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Speaker 3: took me out of it.

563
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Speaker 1: That he's too confident. No, I like my answers.

564
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Speaker 3: She said, you are being like, you know, sort of

565
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Speaker 3: like Nicki Minaj. I'm the best rapper alive.

566
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Speaker 1: Right now.

567
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Speaker 2: You need to sit in the uncertainty of the game, George.

568
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 2: You need to sit. You need to say.

569
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Speaker 1: During my own game.

570
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Speaker 2: You need to sit in the uncertainty of what I

571
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Speaker 2: might say.

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Speaker 3: Your score is getting lower by the second, my friend,

573
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Speaker 3: my score yeah, are you scoring me?

574
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Speaker 1: Yeah? No, come on, we rate our guests on the

575
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Speaker 1: skill as you were to one thousand Doves based on

576
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Speaker 1: the Lady goa song from Chromatica one.

577
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Speaker 2: Thousand Doves right now, I'll be honest. No, I'm not familiar.

578
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Speaker 3: Well there's a song called one thousand Doves from the

579
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Speaker 3: album Chromatica.

580
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Speaker 2: You would hate it? Yeah, yeah, hell yeah.

581
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Speaker 3: I would say when you were finished, you were like,

582
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Speaker 3: at you're like nine point fifty one thousand. Yeah, I

583
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,199
Speaker 3: would say, now you're hovering around eight hundred.

584
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Speaker 2: You know that I did not lose one hundred and

585
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Speaker 2: fifty for that. This is a sick podcast. You guys

586
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 2: are sick.

587
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Speaker 1: Moleval eight is your score? You took me less than

588
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 1: eight hundred for that?

589
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 3: Or being combat at George is cool?

590
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 2: So I have to about my score. Wait, question about

591
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Speaker 2: that song? Is it like gay guy car crash music

592
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 2: or like no, no, no, you.

593
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Speaker 1: It's more like if he's like sort of bland gay dance.

594
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Speaker 3: You know what it's like. It's like if a ballad

595
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 3: was remixed. Yeah, it's a professional widow by Torimo's remix version.

596
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very h and m core.

597
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, how close have both of you gotten to becoming

598
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Speaker 2: DJ's and be one hundred percent honest.

599
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Speaker 3: Well, you know what's crazy? This calendar year, I thought

600
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Speaker 3: to myself, I want to take a DJ.

601
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Speaker 1: Class calls to me in a huge way.

602
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Speaker 2: I get closer every day.

603
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Speaker 1: It's just I know I would be good at it.

604
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Speaker 2: Every time I go to rescue that music is being

605
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Speaker 2: played and I'm not vibing with the music, I'm going

606
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Speaker 2: fucking put me in the booth. If that's what it takes,

607
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 2: I'll throw the dance.

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Speaker 1: Are you putting on music at the friend Hank? Are

609
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Speaker 1: you in charge of the music at the friend Hank?

610
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Speaker 2: A lot of times? And guess what, not a lot

611
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,240
Speaker 2: of people were loving it. I'm putting on Nathaniel rate list,

612
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,679
Speaker 2: I'm putting on Gregory Allen Isakov, passing the joint and

613
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 2: being like everyone chill out. You know.

614
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Speaker 3: At my wedding, a professional music critic complimented the playlist

615
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Speaker 3: that I co created.

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Speaker 2: I'm taking some doves away from you for that, thank you.

617
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Speaker 2: I'm removing some of your dubs. Thank you. I'm removing

618
00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 2: some of your dubs for bringing that up. Who is

619
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 2: the Who's the music critic?

620
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: Joe cos Krelly from The New York Times.

621
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Speaker 2: Wow, in a very venerable publication as well.

622
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll just interviewed Taylor Swift. Yeah, I will say

623
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Speaker 1: their music coverage is confusing, Honey, I would.

624
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Speaker 3: Say there are foreign policy coverages no less confusing.

625
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Speaker 2: You. Congratulations on your wedding, by.

626
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Speaker 1: The way, thank you, and Sam got married to do

627
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Speaker 1: you want to take gradulations?

628
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 2: And congratulations on your wedding?

629
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Speaker 3: Thank you more recently.

630
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Speaker 2: And I don't think I remembered because it wasn't brought

631
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Speaker 2: up to.

632
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Speaker 1: Me, whereas I kind of bring it up. I brought

633
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Speaker 1: up three times.

634
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Speaker 2: I was invited to either of them, So my congratulations

635
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,040
Speaker 2: are kind of contingent and warm based on that.

636
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

637
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I want to thank you both for not

638
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 2: inviting me. I do not like weddings.

639
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 1: I actually feel a huge relief, generally speaking, when I'm

640
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,600
Speaker 1: not invited to a wedding. Oh my god, me too.

641
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, thank God. Yes, I mean, don't get me wrong.

642
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 1: If it's down the street, I'll be jealous. Yeah, But

643
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,199
Speaker 1: if it's in another if I have to cut on

644
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,719
Speaker 1: a flight, yes, I don't want to go.

645
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 2: Every wedding hangs on my calendar. Like a root canal.

646
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to go I don't sentence. I'm

647
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:30,719
Speaker 1: so sorry you literally feel an apple that was by

648
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Speaker 1: the way, you hangs on my calendar like a root canal.

649
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,159
Speaker 2: It just weighs down the.

650
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Speaker 3: Wedding hangs on my calendar like a rude.

651
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Speaker 1: Guys, that's crazy.

652
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Speaker 2: Some doves my chance.

653
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Speaker 1: I'm going up until.

654
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Speaker 2: Nice. Wow, really tell you. I don't want to talk

655
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 2: too much about the doves, but just tough to learn

656
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,640
Speaker 2: that you can lose like one hundred and fifty two

657
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 2: doves for Yeah, it's just hard to understand the math

658
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 2: of the doves.

659
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Speaker 1: Obviously, of course, it's it's complicated idea that youth than

660
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Speaker 1: art poetry.

661
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 2: Rather than kind of what's so funny. I don't know

662
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Speaker 2: why that made me think of this, but I was

663
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 2: at the I was at a museum in Spain looking

664
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 2: at a piece of artwork, crying. I was so moved, Okay,

665
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 2: pulled out my phone to take a picture of the

666
00:27:17,119 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 2: not even the artwork, of the description so I could

667
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 2: remember the artist. And I'm a little dumb, and a

668
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 2: man who works in a museum sprints over to me, old

669
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 2: man sprint toach me and goes, no photos, are you

670
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,639
Speaker 2: kidding me? And I went I'm in mid tier, like

671
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,639
Speaker 2: literally like having a moment. I was like, I'm so sorry.

672
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:36,119
Speaker 2: What he was like the sign and there was a

673
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 2: sign that said no photos. And I was like, I'm sorry.

674
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 2: I've just never experienced out of a museum in my

675
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 2: entire life. My bad, and he was like, dilate it.

676
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, I'll put my phone away.

677
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,080
Speaker 2: And I put my phone away and then he followed

678
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 2: me for a couple of seconds. Really, isn't that crazy,

679
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 2: I've never been. It's a thing where like I was

680
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 2: in such a spiritual personal moment and ripped out of

681
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 2: it by a man who and I never want to

682
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 2: hear from a man. By the way, men should not

683
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,359
Speaker 2: speak to me unless I have engaged them first. A

684
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:05,120
Speaker 2: man should never cold speak to me. And he's yelling

685
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:05,919
Speaker 2: at me, screaming at me.

686
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 1: The only way a man should speak to you at

687
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 1: a museum is he should comes to next to you

688
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 1: and go beautiful, isn't.

689
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:14,640
Speaker 2: It yeah, and he should be single, yeah, yes, and.

690
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 3: Then he goes I'm not talking about the artwork that

691
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,040
Speaker 3: made you cry was, of course, one of Warhol's Marilyn

692
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 3: Monroe Briton's correct.

693
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,360
Speaker 2: You know, it was one of the cans.

694
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:25,800
Speaker 1: It was one of the one you never seen anything

695
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: like it but tears. It's the commentary.

696
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 3: What is this style called?

697
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 1: Yeah?

698
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 2: Who is this?

699
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 3: Who is this?

700
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 2: I didn't recognize that? So who is this?

701
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 3: You know? One time someone told me his favorite artist

702
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 3: is Jeff Koons.

703
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 2: That would make me fucking that would send me into

704
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 2: murderous rage.

705
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 1: He has no idea that I've been thinking about this

706
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 1: for six years.

707
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 3: Every single time I see him, I think, remember, like,

708
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 3: in my mind, I'm like Jeff Coons.

709
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 2: I genuinely think you should be able to kill that

710
00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: person and get off. You should have to have a

711
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 2: trial and go to the.

712
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: Court and everything.

713
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 3: I like him, he's a friend of mine.

714
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 2: The jury should let you off for that. That's crazy,

715
00:28:58,160 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 2: I know.

716
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 1: I'll tell you later.

717
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,479
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but I mean, I'll look him up.

718
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 1: Let's go kill him tonight, Let's kill him.

719
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 2: No. I just that's so egregious. I don't like that.

720
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 2: And I'm really someone who's kind of like there's a

721
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 2: pot for every kettle. Of course, do your thing, like

722
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 2: I don't care, but that really pisses me.

723
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: On do you know what that reminded me of? Just

724
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: now my own story is.

725
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 3: That sort of kind of pre Azilia Banks becoming you know,

726
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 3: right wing or whatever. A few years ago I posted

727
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 3: one of the oh you know what it was. I

728
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 3: was like someone's doing best albums of the twenty tens

729
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 3: or something. I was like, broke with expensive taste, like

730
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 3: great album. And then someone responded to my story and goes, yeah,

731
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 3: I still listen to to one too, I said, right, right, right,

732
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 3: So like so does what everyone knows?

733
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 2: Right? Of course that makes sense due to its popularity.

734
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: It's like that's not so. That's like the one that's inescapable,

735
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: Like even if you weren't trying, you'd hear it.

736
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 2: Once a day, Like call me crazy, but I'm streaming

737
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 2: Cowboy Carter. It's like, right, massively popular, like the yeah

738
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 2: we know, Oh that's tough.

739
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 3: That is so Caleb. So why I love the color

740
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 3: away on your sneakers?

741
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 2: Thank you? They're so comfy.

742
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: Do you think it's too late for me to get

743
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: a pair of those?

744
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 3: I mean, not those exact ones, But you know how

745
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 3: Solomon's it's like every day you're like.

746
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: Every day the concuss ticket how long is it gonna last?

747
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it is not too late. Also, I wish

748
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 2: you would buy the exact pair. Anytime someone buys exactly

749
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 2: something that I've worn, I take it as the most

750
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 2: sincere compliment. If you buy this exact pair, it would

751
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 2: just like I'm make me feel so afirmed. I would

752
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 2: maybe almost cry. Okay, no, it's not too late. I

753
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 2: got these pretty recently, like way after. I'll be honest,

754
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 2: this is my thing with trends, especially fashion trends, because

755
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 2: I'm not very fashionable.

756
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: Most fashion trends.

757
00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 2: When I see them, I go, that is so stupid,

758
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 2: me too, I would never I can't believe this is

759
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 2: And then it goes on long enough to where the

760
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 2: cool people are past it, and I'm like, I'm low

761
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 2: key digging. I'm like a specifically with fashion, I'm a

762
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 2: bit of a sheep.

763
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: No, i am too, I'm a follower. I'm definitely a sheep.

764
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: I've definitely sort of in that place right now. I'm like,

765
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: have I ever had an original thought? Or am I

766
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: just sort of copying what people are doing around me?

767
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

768
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: You know, it gets so complicated fashion or in general,

769
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,720
Speaker 1: mostly in fashion.

770
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 2: Okay, that's nice. I wanted it to be localized.

771
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: That's good because when I when I'm like, Okay, I

772
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: hate all my clothes. Time to buy something new, I'm

773
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: sort of like I'm going to change everything, and then

774
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: I'll just be like, no, I'm going to get whatever

775
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 1: everyone else is wearing. Like it's time to just sort

776
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: of do what everyone else is doing. Yeah.

777
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm like, I'm going to do something crazy, and

778
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 3: it's do you mean getting sell vegednim? Yeah, because that's

779
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,479
Speaker 3: ultimately what I'm going to do, yeaheah.

780
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 2: I want you to be crazy in that way.

781
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

782
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 2: And I think you guys are trendsetters. And I think, look,

783
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 2: whatever you wear is cool because you're wearing it and

784
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 2: I really believe in both of you. And if you

785
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,600
Speaker 2: want to get these sneakers, I think you would look

786
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 2: fabulous in them. And also I'm wondering what are you

787
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 2: guys most afraid of?

788
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, And I want to say one more

789
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: thing before I respond to that fish. Mostly I hate them.

790
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: I want to having a thing with fish. I think

791
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: you're going to swim into my mouth and I'm gonna

792
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: choke and die.

793
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 2: I beg your pardon.

794
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: Yes.

795
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 3: The other day that the In fact, he said this

796
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 3: on air that the food of the summer is going

797
00:31:58,680 --> 00:31:59,120
Speaker 3: to be fish.

798
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 2: Sam, you can't have it both ways. You're trying to

799
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 2: have your cake.

800
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 3: No. You know, he wants to domb the fish before

801
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 3: they domn him, and he's saying, don't swim into my mouth.

802
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat you. But I also said that, But

803
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 1: the fish, I don't want to eat them. But they

804
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: are on all the food. People are putting them on everything. Fish. Oh,

805
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: you were just objectively observing a trend rather than saying

806
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: I want And every time they come on the food,

807
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,200
Speaker 1: I say, oh, I gotta eat this fish. Now.

808
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 2: Fish is everywhere right now, it's everyone's having a total moment. George.

809
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: I wanted to say that you've been having this conversation

810
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,640
Speaker 1: specifically about getting these shoes for about two years.

811
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 2: I know, get them, get them. It's time. Actually, what

812
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 2: size are you in?

813
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:32,960
Speaker 1: Nine and a half?

814
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:35,040
Speaker 2: Okay, why did you pause? Were you not sure? Were

815
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 2: you scared to shoe shot?

816
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: I was not scared to show.

817
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 3: Well, I do have trauma from I have trauma from

818
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,960
Speaker 3: when I was a kid. You know the thing of

819
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 3: you know, people being like if you have small feet,

820
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 3: you have a small dick. Of course, I had not

821
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 3: gone through puberty. I had for my age small feet

822
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 3: at one point. Yeah, and I was at some point

823
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 3: that was said to me of like that means you

824
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 3: have a small dick. I was like, yeah, I you

825
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 3: because again I'm prepe best it. Hello, But that has

826
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 3: like stayed with me and now and I have like

827
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 3: a weird insecurity about like I can't believe.

828
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: You just admitted you go to a small dick as

829
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: a child.

830
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. Disgusting.

831
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: Can I tell you?

832
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 2: I have trauma with that expression as well, because I've

833
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 2: always had really big feet and I have never had

834
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 2: a big dick. And I thought when I was in

835
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 2: like middle school and everyone's dicks were getting bigger, my

836
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 2: dick got only a little bit bigger. It was like

837
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 2: kind of the size it was going to be. And

838
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 2: then I was like what the fuck. I got so

839
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 2: mad because the whole time having big feet, I was like,

840
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 2: my dick's gonna get huge today and I'm going to

841
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 2: be a guy with a huge dick, and then lo

842
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 2: and behold, I had to get really good at other stuff.

843
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: It just totally sucked.

844
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 2: I was like the promise of the big dick it

845
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 2: was promised to.

846
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 3: Me well, because you were also it was seen as

847
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,960
Speaker 3: like the scientific thing of like, yeah it was fact

848
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 3: foot yeah, foot size. And then also like people doing this,

849
00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 3: if you do an L with your fingers, your dick

850
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:55,720
Speaker 3: is from thumb to pointer finger. Yeah, and people will

851
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 3: be like, that's science.

852
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 2: We can't because some people have twelve inch dicks exactly.

853
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: Is egregious too much.

854
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 2: I don't like it when guys are bragging about when

855
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 2: guys on grinder, especially like eleven inch dick, I'm a

856
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 2: great leave me alone.

857
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: Well, I am like, so it's a prop right, what

858
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: would you do with it? What would you do?

859
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 2: Look at it? I mean they are fun to look at,

860
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 2: but it's like, no, the promise of the big dick

861
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,240
Speaker 2: never came to my door, and that truly was devastating

862
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 2: to me. I started to question everything. I not soon after,

863
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 2: not too long after that, I started to question religion

864
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 2: and it wasn't related. But you have to really think

865
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 2: about that.

866
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 3: Because you were like, if there was a guy, he

867
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 3: would have given me a huge.

868
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 2: Cock or smaller feet. Either give me smaller feet or

869
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 2: a huge dick, one way or another.

870
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 3: If anything, it's proof of the existence of God, that

871
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 3: he has a playfulness rather than everything being scientific.

872
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:47,799
Speaker 2: I guess, I guess if you're into that kind of thing,

873
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 2: but I'm not really into that. I believe good people

874
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 2: get rewards and bad people go to hell.

875
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 3: The other day, Max Winter, it was like we were

876
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 3: talking about something and I was like, I struggle with

877
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 3: people who believe I'm sorry in astrology.

878
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: I struggle because I it's not for me.

879
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 2: Said this.

880
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 3: No, No, I said this, and then mat Max goes, yeah,

881
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,800
Speaker 3: it's like how I struggle with people who believe in God.

882
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 3: And he was like, like, do you believe in God?

883
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 3: And I like paused for a second. I was like,

884
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,160
Speaker 3: I don't believe in like Judeo Christian God, but you know,

885
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 3: do I know everything about the world.

886
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 2: No.

887
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 3: I was trying to say that, but I took literally

888
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 3: one breath and then Maxo's see exactly, I can't talk

889
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 3: about yea that I had to be like defending myself

890
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 3: about like my non religious beliefs.

891
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 2: But what is your bulleyfund God?

892
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 1: You have?

893
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 2: You have a boyfund God? Similar?

894
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like it's the exactly why I went

895
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 3: through a very militant atheist phase when I was a

896
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 3: teenager obviously because I have a brain, and I was

897
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 3: literally like Richard Dawkins's Bay for sure, first of our hitchins.

898
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 3: I bought that book. Yeah, no, never read it in

899
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 3: my life, had God to hold it literally, no, literally delusion.

900
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 3: Where did I? Where did I first come into contact

901
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 3: with him? Real time with Bill Maher and I.

902
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,719
Speaker 2: Loved Bill Moore when I was an atheists. Yeah, it

903
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,280
Speaker 2: was tough. I was a really in soft No, it's crazy.

904
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,279
Speaker 2: I joy I tried to join the atheist group at

905
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 2: my college and then I went there. I said, everyone

906
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,919
Speaker 2: here is ugly. That's tough.

907
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 3: I don't belong here.

908
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not you, it's not me. That's not your story.

909
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:16,240
Speaker 3: So the point being my like wishy wishness about religion

910
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 3: spirituality now was almost a reaction to like I went

911
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 3: too far in that direction.

912
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be like a militant atheist, so

913
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm just like whatever goes. I also have this thing

914
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 1: right now where I'm sort of like, who knows where

915
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: I'll be in like fifteen years. What if I get bonked.

916
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,760
Speaker 3: On the head and I love talking about head bunking, Yeah.

917
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: It's gonna happen for me, Like something, something's gonna go

918
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: wholly wrong on and be like, actually I'm devout now

919
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like I feel pretty starring Amy Schumer. Religion,

920
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:41,759
Speaker 1: I'm just.

921
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 2: Like, who knows you think?

922
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,799
Speaker 1: So, what's your relationship to religion? Oh?

923
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 2: Love?

924
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love them all. Were you raised religious?

925
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I was raised Christian? Like what kind of Baptist?

926
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 3: I was raised?

927
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 2: Group Orthodox? Thank you for your service, by the way,

928
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 2: I love the dances, I would say, yeah, same same thing.

929
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't really believe in like a guy

930
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 2: and this guy who makes decisions about things, but I

931
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 2: think that generally there's a force in the universe that

932
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 2: I think most people are good. I think we're fundamentally good,

933
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 2: and I genuinely kind of generally believe that, like there's

934
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 2: a force that pushes us towards love that I would

935
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 2: I would say, we're referring to the same thing when

936
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 2: people call that God, and I'm fine with Yeah, Yeah,

937
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 2: I can believe in heaven.

938
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Hell is a no go for me. You do

939
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: believe in heaven.

940
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 2: I can believe in heaven. Sure, I think that's nice.

941
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 2: Why not? I think that's nice. Hell is an absolute

942
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 2: no for me.

943
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to feel like there's punishment potential.

944
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense. No, Hell doesn't make anything.

945
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 2: This was really what undid Christianity for me not to

946
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 2: have that kind of podcast. Yeah, this is weird. Really

947
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 2: what it was for me is I was like, you're

948
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,760
Speaker 2: telling me every Jewish person goes to Hell, every every

949
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 2: Hindu person, every like. That doesn't make any fucking sense.

950
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: There would alwayst need to be concessionally right right right.

951
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 2: It really fucked me up.

952
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: I guess I was never taught that. I feel like

953
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: it was always if you are basically moral, you go

954
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 1: to heaven.

955
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 2: See, And that was not what was going on in

956
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 2: my next Missouri was moving a little different. Yeah, you

957
00:37:57,600 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 2: never said your biggest fear, and I'm wondering why.

958
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: My biggest fear. Let's see, Oh I.

959
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 2: Can't say fish. It's already taken.

960
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: It's just taken.

961
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 3: They're going to like you're just like pure, pure loneliness,

962
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 3: like complete isolation.

963
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:17,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I have another one. Birds. Okay, we've got fish,

964
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 2: pure loneliness, birds loving the mixture.

965
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 1: What's yours? Are you lonely?

966
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 3: I'm not that I I wouldn't. It's not that I

967
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 3: feel it knocking at my door, but I feel actually

968
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:32,399
Speaker 3: like I am. I've always I value my relationships and connections.

969
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 3: And when I think of what my idea of hell is,

970
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 3: it's like being completely solitary in a room by myself.

971
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: It's just my fear. It's not that i'm it's not that.

972
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 2: I imagine there's fish and birds that it's not lonely.

973
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: It's like, what if everyone I know died? Like that's

974
00:38:46,239 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: that's legit scary. That one's really tough. I think something

975
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 1: that scares me. Sometimes sometimes I'm like, God, I'd be

976
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,879
Speaker 1: so much happier if I were completely alone, Like when

977
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 1: I'm sometimes when I'm texting, I'm like, God, I wish,

978
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: I wish I didn't know this person that is so beautiful.

979
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 3: Rivals hang on my calendar like canals.

980
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,799
Speaker 2: Thing. I wish I didn't know this person beautiful to me.

981
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 3: I actually had a similar, similar but different experience of

982
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 3: I was on Instagram and I see the first four

983
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 3: stories I would watch if I clicked, you know, like

984
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 3: the first four people in the top are and I

985
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 3: just thought to myself, I don't respect any of these

986
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 3: four people. I don't like them. They have nothing to offer.

987
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 3: I follow them out of pure social reciprocal whatever. And

988
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 3: yet I'm gonna I'm about to do it. And here

989
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 3: I'm about to watch all four and one is going

990
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 3: to be sort of like mean haircut. One is going

991
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 3: to be promoting a comedy show in a city I

992
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 3: don't live in. One is going to be someone you

993
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 3: know posting than you pink panthers. And one is going

994
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 3: to be you know, a close friends story that's like

995
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 3: looking for work.

996
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I hate when people are looking.

997
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 3: For Yeah, I'm not hiring.

998
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: I can't help you. Sorry, what's yours?

999
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 2: My biggest fear? Oh gosh, I guess probably that I'm

1000
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 2: wrong about all the God stuff. That would be a nightmare.

1001
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,760
Speaker 2: Did you imagine I get there and he's like, okay,

1002
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 2: you talked a lot of ship.

1003
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 3: Brother, How much of a gag would it be if

1004
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 3: God was literally traditional Bible God after all of this? Yeah,

1005
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 3: man of the beard, Beard's.

1006
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 2: This is the closest I get to sounding like a

1007
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 2: narcissistic sociopath. Is that I actually, I mean, this is insane.

1008
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 2: I actually have thought, like low key if it turns

1009
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,320
Speaker 2: out to be that, and I get like a conference

1010
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 2: with him. I think I can make my case. Do

1011
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Like, I know exactly what

1012
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,080
Speaker 2: I talked to mad shit on you down there. I

1013
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 2: totally didn't believe in your entire thing. I thought your

1014
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 2: son was fake, Like I fucking legit apologize. That is

1015
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 2: my bad. You have to understand I was coming at

1016
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 2: it from a creative place. I literally think I could

1017
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 2: be like brother, like, come on, you made me like

1018
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 2: low key, I'm your son. You made me like this,

1019
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 2: You made me and like, look, you shouldn't have put

1020
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 2: me gay in Missouri like I probably would have if

1021
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 2: you would have made me straight in Connecticut. I bet

1022
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 2: I would have stuck with the whole fucking thing.

1023
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:26,439
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you would be such a good religious person.

1024
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 2: I'd be literally a Republican senator and it would be God,

1025
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 2: you'd be good at that. Fuck I know, and that's

1026
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 2: why I'm saying. That's what I would say to him,

1027
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 2: and I would be like, dude, like, it's clearly nothing personal.

1028
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:37,759
Speaker 2: I had my own shit going on down there. Let's

1029
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 2: put it behind us. I would love to be in

1030
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 2: service of you now in heaven. Please don't send me

1031
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 2: so fucked at least not forever. Even if he was

1032
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:47,879
Speaker 2: like a little bit of Hell, I'd be like, fair

1033
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 2: is fair? Yeah, send me to Hell for eight stint.

1034
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: But then he would either he would either really see

1035
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: where you're coming from, or he would be like you

1036
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 1: would do well in Hell. Yeah, he'd be like, I

1037
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: know it's seen bad. Yeah, put your whole vibe.

1038
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, would crush. Do you know what? I guess my

1039
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 2: biggest of Hell, and I do. I do think that

1040
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 2: my biggest here is that I will get to Heaven.

1041
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 2: It'll be traditional God. Well, yeah, I'll make my case

1042
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 2: and I'll be like you have to understand, like I

1043
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,399
Speaker 2: was going through a lot done there, like obviously, let's

1044
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 2: put it behind us. Like I feel sick to my

1045
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 2: stomach right now, I feel so stupid. I'm legit so

1046
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 2: fucking sorry about that. Yeah, please please, please please just

1047
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 2: let me go straight to heaven. And then God is

1048
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:30,280
Speaker 2: gonna go I really feel for you. Things were crazy

1049
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 2: down there, no big deal. You have to go to

1050
00:42:33,239 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 2: Hell for a little bit, and I'm gonna be like,

1051
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 2: that is completely fair, thank you, completely totally thank you

1052
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 2: for like hearing me out. And then he sends me

1053
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:42,360
Speaker 2: to Hell and never brings me back. To heaven.

1054
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm in hell the whole.

1055
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 2: Time, being like any minute now, I'm getting out of this,

1056
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 2: and I'm just always in hell. And that would be

1057
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 2: uniquely hell for me, do you know what I mean?

1058
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 2: Waiting to leave, It's like, Okay, I'm in hell, like fuck,

1059
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 2: like this completely sucks, but it's like I'm in hell.

1060
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what that? Do you remember the feeling

1061
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:04,399
Speaker 3: when you were a kid, when you don't have an

1062
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 3: idea of like how time works, of being like have

1063
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 3: we been here for seven hours? Being like in the

1064
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 3: waiting room for pediatrist or something, and being like, oh my,

1065
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,400
Speaker 3: will we leave here again? And that, and that is

1066
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 3: a feeling that as an adult, they're arresting us. As

1067
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 3: an adult, you at least have You're like, I can

1068
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 3: see how long it's been.

1069
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:24,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1070
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,959
Speaker 1: I have a really positive version of that though once

1071
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 1: when I was like a child, Sorry.

1072
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 2: Can't wait, this is crazy. So there is terrorist activity

1073
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,840
Speaker 2: going on outside the windows, podcasting through it all and

1074
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,799
Speaker 2: tell us what's going on with you and time? Yeah,

1075
00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 2: someone people are desperately hurt out there, but tell us

1076
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 2: about what's going on with you in time.

1077
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:43,879
Speaker 1: Look, it's New York City, people, are hit by cars

1078
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 1: all the time. It's fine.

1079
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 2: That means not many sirens for one person hit by

1080
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:48,240
Speaker 2: a car.

1081
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 1: Someone just check the news. Just somebody open Twitter before

1082
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:52,720
Speaker 1: I say anything.

1083
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 2: Someone search Twitter New York event now New York Terrorism.

1084
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:58,439
Speaker 3: I found out about the virus on the cruise because

1085
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 3: I saw a tweet about a gay guy who tweet

1086
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 3: about it.

1087
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 2: That is one of the best ways to worrn about news.

1088
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 2: By the way, gay guys are always trying to be

1089
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 2: the first one to have a take the post.

1090
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 3: It was literally like someone making fun of a gay

1091
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 3: guy being like, the cruise is obviously difficult, but they're.

1092
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: Taking good care of us.

1093
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 3: And then it was like a picture of his plate

1094
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 3: and it had like file minon Well, I'm not fun.

1095
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: Sorry. Especially the thing with time was now the sirens

1096
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 1: is not I feel comfortable speaking frequently. I remember one

1097
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: time I was a little kid and it was summer

1098
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, no, school's starting soon. And

1099
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,919
Speaker 1: then my parents were like, it's July, and I was like, wait,

1100
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: that's awesome. I was sure like all the summer had passed.

1101
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 2: It was only only so much summer left, so much

1102
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 2: that's beautiful, Sam.

1103
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: It was the best feeling. I think about it all

1104
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 1: the time because I'm like, I wish I could have

1105
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 1: that again. Just can't you just to be worried that

1106
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: it's coming tomorrow and it's actually still July.

1107
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 3: You know, It's like waking up and realizing your alarm

1108
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:51,319
Speaker 3: hasn't gone off.

1109
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 2: Oh that is special. Yeah, I guess that's really special.

1110
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 2: I can't step thinking about God. I really hope that

1111
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 2: if he's listening, Like, I hope you just understands what

1112
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 2: I'm going through down here. Do you know what I mean?

1113
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: No, I do know what you mean.

1114
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 2: I've got my own shit going on.

1115
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,760
Speaker 3: I always you know what I've my feeling about Christian

1116
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:09,640
Speaker 3: God has always been.

1117
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: I feel like I could befriend his assistant.

1118
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, God himself.

1119
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 3: I don't think I would connect with right. You know,

1120
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,400
Speaker 3: I'm not going to have a meeting with the head

1121
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 3: of Amazon, but I know that some like associate associated

1122
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,439
Speaker 3: associate producer listens to the podcast.

1123
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that she can develop that.

1124
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 3: That's kind of I'm like, I'm going to find the

1125
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 3: Chica and development of Heaven and I'm going to char her.

1126
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 3: I don't and I actually think it speaks very well

1127
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 3: of you and your confidence that you actually think you

1128
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 3: can convince God. I'm not even attempting that. Yeah, I'm

1129
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 3: finding the middle manager. Yeah, she's just trying to feed

1130
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 3: her children.

1131
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 2: I want to win her over too.

1132
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. But but but I think you're like you're like

1133
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,160
Speaker 1: that's easy, Like you're like, I've already won her over.

1134
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 1: She lives to the pod.

1135
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 2: I want to win her over. I want all of

1136
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 2: I want everyone in Heaven to love me, and I

1137
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 2: want to get in if it turns out to be real.

1138
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 2: If it turns out to be real, it's obviously like, wow,

1139
00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 2: I'm in a bad way totally.

1140
00:45:59,400 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: You know.

1141
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 2: That's of the big things about religion. That's how they

1142
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 2: really get you. Yeah, that's tough. But at the end

1143
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 2: of the day, fuck it. We ball like I'm doing

1144
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 2: my thing.

1145
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 1: Literally all we can do is like parties.

1146
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 3: Also, like the context of all of this is like

1147
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 3: all three of us were raised some level of Christian

1148
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 3: It's equally likely that some other religion is real, and

1149
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 3: like we're all in the same boat. I really actually

1150
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 3: like that as a possibility more because I'm like, oh, perfect,

1151
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 3: I don't even have the context for this. Ye put

1152
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 3: me wherever, ye Like, I'll go where the category other is.

1153
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think I can really handle you die

1154
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,840
Speaker 2: and nothing ever happens, Like it's just the end. I

1155
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 2: can handle that. That sucks. That's obviously like so sad,

1156
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 2: totally in a good way. But how I'm like, wow,

1157
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 2: if I really burn in hell for eternity, it was

1158
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 2: like a crazy gamble I made just to be chilling

1159
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 2: on earth.

1160
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 1: Come back as a dog, come back family dog man.

1161
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 3: Like I have complex ideas, like dogs.

1162
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 2: Can communicate, wag the tail, wolf wolf. I don't like that.

1163
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,320
Speaker 2: I don't want to be. I do not want to

1164
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 2: be in someone else's charge. I don't want to be

1165
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 2: they decide when I eat? What if I get a

1166
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 2: bad owner. Not all dogs live charmed lives, that's true.

1167
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 2: Some of them are cops first of all, and some

1168
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 2: of them work. That's true. It's scary, that's true.

1169
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:12,640
Speaker 1: I never thought about that.

1170
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, think about that.

1171
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're going to make you come back as a

1172
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 3: fish or a bird to teach you a lesson.

1173
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: To not be so judgmental of fish and birds.

1174
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 2: Beautiful.

1175
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: Every time a bird, I feel like a bird is

1176
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: going to fly into my face.

1177
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 2: Huh.

1178
00:47:25,719 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: Both of these animals are drawn to my face.

1179
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I guess they do have some f has

1180
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 2: a fish or a bird ever approached your face in

1181
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 2: a really menacing way?

1182
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: I do think the pigeons get closer to me than

1183
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: other people, I must be honest. And the fish there,

1184
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: they just move unpredictably, and so do I. It's not

1185
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:46,120
Speaker 1: their fault. I do think it'll be an accident with

1186
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: the fish in particular, but it's going to happen. But

1187
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,760
Speaker 1: with the birds it'll be attacking.

1188
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 2: Is there any part of you that feels like when

1189
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,720
Speaker 2: the fish gets into your mouth that rather than choking

1190
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 2: on it and dying, you might spit it out. Is

1191
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 2: there a part of you that entertains that ever.

1192
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,959
Speaker 1: I just think once they get that far, they're gonna

1193
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: want to keep going forward because fish only go forward,

1194
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: that is.

1195
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:08,440
Speaker 2: True, But they're not in the water, so they're not

1196
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 2: able to swim as well. Don't you feel that you

1197
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 2: could just go and like push it back.

1198
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: I'm just looking.

1199
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,720
Speaker 2: I'm trying to help you because you seem very obviously

1200
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 2: like distraught about this, and I want to.

1201
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,759
Speaker 1: I hope that I have the wherewithal to get it out,

1202
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,399
Speaker 1: but I don't know if I do.

1203
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:25,439
Speaker 2: Well you're in big trouble. If it's a small here's

1204
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,360
Speaker 2: what I'll say. If it's a tiny fish, you're fine.

1205
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 2: If it's a huge fish, you're fine. If you get

1206
00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 2: a medium sized fish, that's the day that's clogging. I'm dead. Yeah,

1207
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 2: it's over. I have a friend with a bird phobia,

1208
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 2: and going out with her so annoying. It's like I

1209
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 2: can't keep hearing about it. Oh for real, I love

1210
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 2: her to death. Maddie. I'm so sorry. I love you girl,

1211
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 2: But like truly, the like we're sitting in, like a

1212
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 2: bird even comes closer. Haha, I'm like, stop with this,

1213
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 2: like you need to get therapy or like something needs

1214
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,400
Speaker 2: to give. I can't do it. People with rats too.

1215
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 2: When the rat comes a little close, it's like you

1216
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 2: can jump, but you can't scream and breathe heavy for

1217
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 2: three blocks.

1218
00:48:54,320 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, rat's okay, Caleb, what is your straight topic?

1219
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 3: And what's straight about it?

1220
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, what was I thinking of? I had

1221
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 2: a couple? Uh oh okay, this is what I was

1222
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 2: gonna say.

1223
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay.

1224
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 2: I don't know if this is happening to everybody, but

1225
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,439
Speaker 2: the gay people in my life are on thin fucking

1226
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 2: ice because they are not doing this. Straight people have

1227
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:25,000
Speaker 2: separate hobbies that their partner are not invited to. I

1228
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 2: really really like this, and I want gay people to

1229
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 2: get involved. The number of gay people I invite one

1230
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 2: gay person, be they lesbian, be they gay man, be

1231
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 2: they some different pronoun mixture, but a queer, I will

1232
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 2: invite them to It's not funny with some people's situation.

1233
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 2: I will invite them to something, one of them, one partner,

1234
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 2: and then they'll say, we'll be there.

1235
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's we, right?

1236
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 2: I don't like that.

1237
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's talk about that pronoun.

1238
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 2: They want invited. We we. When couples become we without

1239
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,399
Speaker 2: my consent, your partner, you have to ask me, would

1240
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,160
Speaker 2: you mind if if Jared came? Jared's not always necessarily

1241
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 2: invited unless, by the way, there are some couples in

1242
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 2: my life. I know they are exempt from this because

1243
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 2: I knew each of them. Either I met them at

1244
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 2: the same time in the context of a couple, or

1245
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 2: I knew each of them separately before they became a couple.

1246
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,800
Speaker 2: There are rules to this shit.

1247
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying. It's a big pet

1248
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:18,600
Speaker 1: peeve when people don't ask because you know, we're in relationships.

1249
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: I'm always like, is it okay if blank? If we

1250
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: bring blank? Yeah, and it's like you gotta ask, you

1251
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: gotta ask, yeah, And I feel that sometimes the there's

1252
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: a looming threat of not asking, where it's like you

1253
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 1: don't know who you're gonna get, and it makes the

1254
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: vibe so completely different, where I think they're not asking

1255
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: knowingly because they don't want you to panic, of course.

1256
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 2: And they don't want you to be able to say no.

1257
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 2: And also, god forbid, they're going through something and it's

1258
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 2: kind of coming through in the vibe and they don't

1259
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 2: know it now. The couple's there and they're going through

1260
00:50:46,560 --> 00:50:49,359
Speaker 2: something and they're kind of being like, so, how are

1261
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 2: you right? So fuck?

1262
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 3: But this is the difference between that and then the

1263
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 3: straight impulse to basically be like it's boys' night, it's

1264
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 3: girls night.

1265
00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: Now.

1266
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 3: Of course I like it too, and I think it's healthy,

1267
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 3: But of course often the implication is it's boys night

1268
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 3: because I hate my wife. It's girls night because my

1269
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 3: husband is a criminal that should be imprisoned.

1270
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:11,879
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1271
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, Finally I am away from him because every day

1272
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 3: is a nightmare and I cry myself to sleep.

1273
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 2: One of my options for this was going to be

1274
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 2: straight people's I hate my partner merch Yes, like if

1275
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 2: found don't return to my bitch wife. Yeah, return to

1276
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 2: the boys.

1277
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 1: I like that.

1278
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 2: I think that's kind of combative and fun. I don't

1279
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,280
Speaker 2: want it with my partner, but I think it's really

1280
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:35,359
Speaker 2: beautiful and it's one of the last things that straight

1281
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 2: people have, like a true corner on.

1282
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 3: It is a kind oft roast based humor that is

1283
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:44,520
Speaker 3: refreshing when you're used to everything being kumbaya and we're

1284
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,359
Speaker 3: all making like a collective stew because it's co op night.

1285
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean gender breakdown of a relationship. Sometimes it

1286
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:56,280
Speaker 1: is a helpful barrier because you can't find a reason

1287
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 1: to not bring your same sex partner.

1288
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 3: Gender can be helpful.

1289
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 1: Gender can be helpful. The binary has helped in situations before.

1290
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 2: It has helped.

1291
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:06,840
Speaker 1: And I'm like trying to think because this is I

1292
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,640
Speaker 1: don't know if this will lead to anything fruitful, but

1293
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to say it anyway. So currently i feel

1294
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 1: like I'm very new to la husband is with me.

1295
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 1: I'm saying you should go out and make your own friends.

1296
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: You need to go out and make friends that aren't

1297
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: people you know through me, and then he'll like hang

1298
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: out with someone and he'll be like, well, they're kind

1299
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 1: of weirded out that you're not coming to hang out

1300
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 1: with them, and I'm like, well, I don't want to

1301
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 1: be their friend. I want you to have your own friends. Yeah,

1302
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,480
Speaker 1: but it's weird to explain to them why I'm not coming.

1303
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's so much easier if you're like, I'm

1304
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 3: a girl.

1305
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 1: I'm a girl. You guys are doing boys night. I'm girl.

1306
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 2: Hello, you guys are gonna play poker and smoke cigars

1307
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 2: or whatever.

1308
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 3: I can't understand those rules woman's brain.

1309
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: But instead I'm also boy and so they're like, okay,

1310
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 1: boy hates us, and I'm like, no, when you.

1311
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 2: Have two boys and two girls, things can get very malevolent,

1312
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 2: very fast. Yeah, because if your boy, why are you

1313
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 2: not a boys night? It's crazy. In every relationship I've

1314
00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 2: ever been in, I have had multiple I'm in the

1315
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 2: relationship many times where I've said you can't come tonight

1316
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:05,279
Speaker 2: and the reason is that I don't want to see you.

1317
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 2: I want to see my friends. Yeah. That's beautiful. I

1318
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 2: think that's something that straight people are doing more than

1319
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,839
Speaker 2: us and we have got to get involved in that.

1320
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 2: I think it's so special. Even when it's toxic, even

1321
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 2: when it's like the boys are being toxic and gross,

1322
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 2: I kind of like it. And I like that I

1323
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 2: get invited to both. I have that privilege, you know,

1324
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 2: that is nice. The particular type of gay man that

1325
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,440
Speaker 2: I am. I get invited to girls night and boys Night,

1326
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 2: and I love them equally. And I'm taking sides and

1327
00:53:27,600 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 2: I'm trading on people. Yeah, I'm doing tradership.

1328
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 1: What's your relationship with it?

1329
00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 3: Well, I will say, Matthew, you know, took a very

1330
00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 3: intensive wine class and he has his wine friends and

1331
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:44,560
Speaker 3: they get together and they each bring a bottle of wine. Yeah,

1332
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 3: and they do a tasting.

1333
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:46,560
Speaker 2: Beautiful.

1334
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:51,320
Speaker 1: I am not involved in that. Yeah, and it's amazing.

1335
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 2: It doesn't hurt you, No, not at all.

1336
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 1: But you also love wine.

1337
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:56,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it and you're a boy.

1338
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like it confusing.

1339
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,240
Speaker 3: And then I guess my version of that, of course,

1340
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 3: is going to Union Hall.

1341
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, definitely, my version of that is going to

1342
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: a comedy show.

1343
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 2: And now in the green room of the Bellhouse of

1344
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 2: a show you're not even.

1345
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 1: On no complicated about that is I also don't want

1346
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:16,080
Speaker 1: to be there.

1347
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 2: I don't want you to have to come because I

1348
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 2: don't want to go. Yeah.

1349
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's where it gets confused.

1350
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,160
Speaker 2: The Union Hall is one of the most insidious hangs

1351
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 2: in comedy because that green room is absolutely unacceptable. Put

1352
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 2: up a wall through something. I can't keep having the

1353
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,760
Speaker 2: curtain open. I can't keep having one bench. Everyone supposed

1354
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 2: to sen I'm wi the ten comics back here. Yeah,

1355
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 2: it's not working. I think funny when.

1356
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,400
Speaker 1: There's a photographer back there, because it's like, it's amazing.

1357
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 1: Sures are just the most insane cluster of people in

1358
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: the smallest place possible.

1359
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:52,359
Speaker 3: Yeah. Union Hall, of course, top floor, straight botch you bar. Yeah,

1360
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 3: fully it is. It is afterwork drinks, first dates and

1361
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:57,480
Speaker 3: neighborhood hang.

1362
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 1: For people who live in Park Slope.

1363
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 3: Yes, people are making out in the broad daily.

1364
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 2: Yeah my god. I have been at Union Hall at

1365
00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:11,839
Speaker 2: midnight after a show and there's somebody on account. Oh

1366
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:13,080
Speaker 2: my god, I've done it.

1367
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: Y'all do it again.

1368
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 3: Wow, you were clearing the space.

1369
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 2: I was crearing the space. It was different when I

1370
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 2: mean that's activist. I love making out. I'll mall make

1371
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 2: out Union Hall make out anywhere.

1372
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 3: Published are these things that truly, when other people do it,

1373
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 3: I'm like, you are disgusting. When when I do it,

1374
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm Carrie Bradshaw.

1375
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 2: That's how I feel like I'm in a movie. Welcome

1376
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,359
Speaker 2: to the scene. No, completely, I love making out. I'm

1377
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,800
Speaker 2: not thinking I love making out. Anywhere is so special

1378
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 2: and beautiful to me. If I need to make out,

1379
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:41,799
Speaker 2: I need to make out.

1380
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:42,439
Speaker 1: No, that's true.

1381
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 2: It has to be upstairs at Union Hall, then so

1382
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 2: be it. The chicken wings at Union Hall. By the way,

1383
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 2: not to make it a Union Hall episode. Those chicken

1384
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:52,319
Speaker 2: wings are fucking banging. Took a hit of a girl's

1385
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 2: vape from the audience of a Union Hall show recently.

1386
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,479
Speaker 2: It was way stronger than I expected, and I said

1387
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 2: on the stage, someone from the staff has to bring

1388
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,360
Speaker 2: chicken wings to me immediately. I love you guys, please,

1389
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 2: And they did, and I don't think I've been that

1390
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 2: happy in a long time.

1391
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:05,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is actually a really hot tip because I

1392
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 1: always get the burger and I'm not happy with it,

1393
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:08,879
Speaker 1: but I get it every single time.

1394
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 2: It's time to move on, thank you. It's time to

1395
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 2: move on to the chicken wings. Also, I'm just gonna

1396
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,279
Speaker 2: be transparent with you, guys. I have been developing an

1397
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 2: eye twitch and it's flaring up.

1398
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:16,920
Speaker 1: Posted about this.

1399
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:17,799
Speaker 2: I'm really sorry.

1400
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,799
Speaker 3: I also had when it actually went away without me

1401
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 3: doing anything.

1402
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 2: Okay, how long did you have it?

1403
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,200
Speaker 1: Like a few months? Like maybe two months?

1404
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:27,319
Speaker 2: God is so long?

1405
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:28,160
Speaker 1: Maybe two months.

1406
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 2: I'm being such a baby. I've had it for like

1407
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 2: five days and I'm like, so, there's this life altering

1408
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,000
Speaker 2: thing that has happened to me.

1409
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 3: What I've realized is that you literally can control your health.

1410
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 3: You know, I have this thing where I get I

1411
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:42,920
Speaker 3: get sick very often. And I also used to be

1412
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:45,839
Speaker 3: a smoker. I quit smoking. Since quitting smoking, I've gotten

1413
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:46,359
Speaker 3: sick more.

1414
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1415
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 3: Hello, hello, I thought that was bad for me. Do

1416
00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 3: I need to start smoking again?

1417
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:53,160
Speaker 2: You didn't do anything about You didn't get a new prescription.

1418
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 2: You didn't start drinking more water, less caffeine, potassium, sleep anything.

1419
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 3: I'm good at water and sleep. Me too, Because people,

1420
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,760
Speaker 3: you know, one of my biggest pet peeves say asking

1421
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 3: someone what are your immunity tips? They go drink a

1422
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:06,960
Speaker 3: lot of water and get a lot of sleep and

1423
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 3: eat a lot of vegetables.

1424
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:08,839
Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry.

1425
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 3: Do you think I'm let's get it started by the

1426
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 3: Black Eyed Peas?

1427
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:14,840
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you think I'm just what? I'm just railing

1428
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 2: fried foods and soda and no sleep every night until

1429
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 2: four in the morning. No, I'm in bed drinking water.

1430
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 2: What about you? I twitch? You ever had one?

1431
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: I was just getting one in the park. Yeah. Yeah,

1432
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:24,440
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know why I have

1433
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: an eye twitch right now. I'm actually pretty relaxed.

1434
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 2: I thought I was.

1435
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 1: But when I do have them, they last a long time.

1436
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 3: Although you know the other thing with like bumps, the

1437
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 3: other thing with water sleep. It's like water sleep. And

1438
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:36,840
Speaker 3: of course screen time, I'm like.

1439
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:37,439
Speaker 1: Doesn't count.

1440
00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:39,320
Speaker 2: That's not real. I'm different.

1441
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:41,560
Speaker 1: I can handle it.

1442
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, your week, it's you your week.

1443
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: Shit.

1444
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,760
Speaker 3: Screen time is the one French lady who's one hundred

1445
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 3: and five years old and she smoked a pack of day.

1446
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 1: That's me.

1447
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,480
Speaker 3: With screen time, I can be on my phone. It

1448
00:57:50,480 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 3: doesn't affect me.

1449
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:53,200
Speaker 2: Over the next I will say, I've been talking about this.

1450
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 2: I'm banking episodes of my podcast right now, and now

1451
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 2: I've brought up the eye twitch on your show. So

1452
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 2: over the next one to three months, Yeah, it's gonna

1453
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 2: be a people are just going to hear me to

1454
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:03,240
Speaker 2: talk about this one twitch a lot, and they're just

1455
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 2: gonna have to get okay with it, because when something's

1456
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 2: happening to me, it's happening to everybody. Of course, it's

1457
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:07,880
Speaker 2: everyone's problem.

1458
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:08,000
Speaker 1: Now.

1459
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:10,840
Speaker 3: I was on accutane last summer. It was I would

1460
00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 3: call the New York Times every day and say, why

1461
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,720
Speaker 3: isn't this in the Arts and Leisure section. I'm still

1462
00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 3: on acutanine.

1463
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:17,520
Speaker 1: I had about two years of health issues that this

1464
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: podcast heard way too much about. You know, we got

1465
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 1: a comment that was like, there's the one who's always

1466
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 1: in the hospital.

1467
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 2: Is annoying. I was on the sick one. Please shut up,

1468
00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 2: we're talking about it. Last do something. Thank you.

1469
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 3: I mean, it was all worth it because of the

1470
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 3: fact that you had a catheter. And while we interviewed

1471
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 3: Kathy griff of course.

1472
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:38,520
Speaker 2: It was worth it for that you had a cathere.

1473
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,200
Speaker 3: Oh wow, we had Kathy Griffin on and then she said,

1474
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 3: you know, my fans are called Cather's.

1475
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 1: Okay, I had a kidney problems. Now I think it's

1476
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 1: all good. Yeah, it's all good.

1477
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was the kidney problem?

1478
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 1: Not really, we don't need to talk about gross.

1479
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 3: Have you ever considered donating a kidney?

1480
00:58:55,960 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: No, that's not.

1481
00:58:56,880 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 2: The kind of stuff I'm getting involved in. I don't

1482
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 2: feel that I I'm healthy, I have no health issues,

1483
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 2: but I feel that there will come a day when

1484
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:03,720
Speaker 2: I need all my stuff.

1485
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I I feel a lot of guilt about

1486
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 3: I used to be much more. I guess charitable would

1487
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,680
Speaker 3: be the word. And I feel like I don't do

1488
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,440
Speaker 3: I don't do enough to help out. And I had

1489
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 3: the thought the other day, what would sort of be

1490
00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:17,919
Speaker 3: a great way to like make up for the last

1491
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 3: two years, just donate a kidney. That's like such a

1492
00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 3: big act that it says, though I've been volunteering for

1493
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 3: two years.

1494
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 2: I'm not giving up my body. I'm not giving up

1495
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 2: my body. I'm not giving blood, I'm not giving organs.

1496
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:30,200
Speaker 2: It's it's not I'm I'll give up my money in

1497
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 2: time and my thoughts. Sure, yeah, prayers, even I'm not

1498
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 2: giving up my body.

1499
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 3: One of my favorite archetypes gay guys who are so

1500
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 3: pissed they can't give blood.

1501
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god.

1502
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 1: It's it's like yeah, well, and it's also like we are.

1503
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 3: Literally in an act up in an act up T

1504
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:48,400
Speaker 3: shirt rioting.

1505
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's fine. Well, it's like gay guys in

1506
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: this day and age are like desperate to like find

1507
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 1: where they're discriminated against. It's like you can find it, sure,

1508
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:00,600
Speaker 1: but you're digging a little deep.

1509
01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,760
Speaker 2: It's to me, honestly, and this might be controversial and

1510
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,320
Speaker 2: we can keep it in. It's the same thing with

1511
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 2: the wedding cakes. I don't care gay wedding cake. Fuck you,

1512
01:00:08,760 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 2: I'll take my business somewhere else. What is this like,

1513
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 2: we're going to the spreame court about it. Fuck that

1514
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:13,160
Speaker 2: bigot in their cake.

1515
01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,400
Speaker 3: Go to a gay cake the idea that you convinced

1516
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,200
Speaker 3: the biggot to make your cake and then you're like

1517
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 3: thank you. It's like, why would you want that cake?

1518
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,680
Speaker 3: That is such bad juice? You want to starting your

1519
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,160
Speaker 3: life together eating the bigoted cake.

1520
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense.

1521
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,120
Speaker 1: Oh they're putting weird stuff in there. Oh they're putting

1522
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: stuff in there.

1523
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, not good. Who knows what's going in there.

1524
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 3: Also a cake for gay wedding, you're gonna need that

1525
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 3: to be gluten free, sugar free, You're going to need

1526
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 3: to have no artificial food coloring. That is not gonna

1527
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:39,800
Speaker 3: happen at the homophobic bakery.

1528
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm not vegan or gluten free, and

1529
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 2: I'm my birthday cake was vegan and gluten free and

1530
01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 2: I got zero apause, not a thank you text the

1531
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,840
Speaker 2: number of vegans who benefited from my conscientiousness at my

1532
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 2: own birthday party, Mary, thank you.

1533
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 3: These people are This is a constant battle I deal

1534
01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 3: with where I will deal with I'm very inclusive of

1535
01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 3: food allergies. But I need you to then be on

1536
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 3: your knees thanking me. Yeah, well, worship me like I

1537
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 3: need credit. I need you next time we see each

1538
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 3: other to bring up. By the way, thank you two

1539
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 3: years ago. Yes, when you got that gluten free carrot cake.

1540
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 2: It wasn't that nice.

1541
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:16,000
Speaker 1: One time, Misha homemade falafel, peta hummus the whole thing

1542
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 1: because we were having vegans over for dinner and you

1543
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,720
Speaker 1: and you better believe they took one bite and they're

1544
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 1: like full. It was like, so are we supposed to

1545
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,000
Speaker 1: eat all this by ourselves?

1546
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 2: Yeah? This is completely insane. By the way, if we

1547
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,320
Speaker 2: were having it would taste way better because we do

1548
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 2: it normal style.

1549
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,800
Speaker 1: Of course, I'm sorry, I.

1550
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 2: Can't if you're gonna be vegan or otherwise. You need

1551
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 2: to be showing a lot of appreciation for your friends

1552
01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 2: who are normal that are making concessions. My birthday cake

1553
01:01:40,840 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 2: was vegan, yessing that is to me that must have

1554
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,760
Speaker 2: been weird. Do you know how fucking embarrassing that is?

1555
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 2: There could have been real butter in there, but there

1556
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:50,240
Speaker 2: wasn't because if you and they're they're eating it, they're

1557
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 2: saying nothing. Oh on top of that, they're not by

1558
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 2: not that it matters, but let's just make me a picture.

1559
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 2: It's just like, once again, I've gone out of my

1560
01:01:57,280 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 2: way for your of course kidding, I love you guys.

1561
01:02:01,440 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 1: So when you're sort of dealing with a person in

1562
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 1: a relationship who is bringing their partner all the time,

1563
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 1: are you ever sort of just like, hey, could it

1564
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 1: just be us?

1565
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,439
Speaker 2: Oh? Absolutely, And it's not a good I'm I'm very

1566
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 2: very much saying you're blocking the partner. Oh I'm texting.

1567
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,080
Speaker 2: I'm all the time texting and saying, hey, I would

1568
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 2: like to invite you guys over for dinner tonight. It's

1569
01:02:18,840 --> 01:02:21,480
Speaker 2: a girl's night. Nobody's partners are invited. Thank you. I'm

1570
01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:23,880
Speaker 2: telling up front there's no there's no plust ones, there's

1571
01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:26,160
Speaker 2: no this is the hang I'd like to have tonight.

1572
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 1: That is the solution is just calling it girls' night,

1573
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:32,919
Speaker 1: gender neutral or it's like just not partners. Yeah, that's

1574
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 1: actually something that could be good.

1575
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:37,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it means no partners, it doesn't mean girls right.

1576
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not doing it every time. I'm happy to

1577
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 2: hang out with your partner every once in a while.

1578
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 2: There's some And by the way, you know what really

1579
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 2: sucks is of the people I'm doing that too, maybe

1580
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 2: forty to sixty percent of them, I would like for

1581
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 2: their partner to come, but I have annoying yes, because

1582
01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 2: the other people don't know, and they'll bring their annoying

1583
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:54,400
Speaker 2: partner that they know we don't like because they're trying

1584
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 2: to like force feed us them. That is so tough.

1585
01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:59,000
Speaker 2: There's nothing worse than when your friend or loved one

1586
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:02,480
Speaker 2: has a partner that they're trying to like like make

1587
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:04,919
Speaker 2: the group love. They're trying to like get the group

1588
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 2: to fall in love with this person. It's like, maybe

1589
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,680
Speaker 2: it's been six years, we don't like him, No, totally,

1590
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 2: stop bringing him to everything. It's not we're not going

1591
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 2: to change our minds. What we can do now is

1592
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 2: ride it out.

1593
01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:15,360
Speaker 3: And there's and of course, don't even get me started

1594
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,680
Speaker 3: on people who love to shit talk their partners. You're

1595
01:03:18,760 --> 01:03:21,520
Speaker 3: walking them through, You're basically convincing them almost to break

1596
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:24,160
Speaker 3: up with them every single time the conversation happens for

1597
01:03:24,240 --> 01:03:27,920
Speaker 3: six years, and then they're like, Richard's coming.

1598
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:29,280
Speaker 2: Can you guys be nicer to Richard? I just feel

1599
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:30,440
Speaker 2: like you guys are kind of mean to Richard. Why

1600
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 2: doesn't he get the treatment other partners get?

1601
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:34,360
Speaker 1: And it's like, because you told me every day for

1602
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 1: the last six years to hate him.

1603
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 2: He's a disgusting cretan.

1604
01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,480
Speaker 1: You told me he cheated on you. Yeah, you told

1605
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:40,600
Speaker 1: me you would never forgive him.

1606
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,400
Speaker 2: I don't like him, and now I forgive him. He's

1607
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 2: doing something for you that I don't understand. That's fine,

1608
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:45,960
Speaker 2: but no, I don't want to go to dinner with him.

1609
01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:48,320
Speaker 2: He bores the fuck out of me. I don't like him.

1610
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry. But yeah, I'm definitely being I'm definitely

1611
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 2: putting down. I'm saying, hey, I can't do it.

1612
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that's good, that's really good.

1613
01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:56,600
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. Or if I've agreed to a

1614
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 2: pinning and then they say, oh, also insert partner you

1615
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 2: don't like is gonna come all? Oh sorry, that changes

1616
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 2: the context for me. I don't want to do it.

1617
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 1: I'm not having a night. I don't want to know.

1618
01:04:06,120 --> 01:04:07,000
Speaker 1: I'm not having a night.

1619
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 2: I don't want to that is so wild. Three nights

1620
01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:10,720
Speaker 2: are too precious. I'm not having a night. I don't

1621
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 2: want to know what I respect.

1622
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 1: And feeling that way I feel it's just so hard.

1623
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 2: It's hard. Yeah, but god, I'm doing it.

1624
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,439
Speaker 3: But you maintained your jois de viv when it comes

1625
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 3: to going out. I think you like the concept of

1626
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 3: going out more than any individual person.

1627
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 2: That's beautiful. Did that feel beautiful to receive?

1628
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 1: That felt amazing to receive I have to feel like

1629
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:30,680
Speaker 1: a big hug.

1630
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was great. I needed the opposite of the

1631
01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 2: shirt comment, a club coming.

1632
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, finally I can forgive you for the shirt thing.

1633
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 3: I want to keep talking for a full hour and

1634
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:41,160
Speaker 3: a half.

1635
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 2: What's our time? I'm sorry, we over, I don't know

1636
01:04:43,720 --> 01:04:45,040
Speaker 2: what we've done. Oh when did we start?

1637
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 3: We're not It's actually not that bad. No, no, mine,

1638
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,480
Speaker 3: I was miscalculating.

1639
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 2: So what you just revealed to me? Yeah, we're in

1640
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:53,920
Speaker 2: eight minutes in and you just revealed that talking to

1641
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 2: me feels laborious.

1642
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:56,880
Speaker 3: Literally not at all. Yeah, and I actually have a

1643
01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 3: rebettal tell me, and you're gonna regret saying that.

1644
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:02,280
Speaker 2: Just keep in mind you're young. It's one with an

1645
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 2: eye twitch. Keep going.

1646
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 3: No, We've had recordings at the same time every day

1647
01:05:06,080 --> 01:05:08,919
Speaker 3: this week except today, so I was. I was looking

1648
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 3: at the time thinking we had a different start time.

1649
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 3: That's why I was, which is why I was forty

1650
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:13,120
Speaker 3: five minutes early.

1651
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 2: Forty five minutes early, because you so your eyes currently

1652
01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 2: twitching later.

1653
01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:24,040
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, whoa, but it's okayologized.

1654
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:25,960
Speaker 1: All week I had been wanting to sit in the

1655
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: park and read Famesick by Lena Dunham, but always I

1656
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:30,560
Speaker 1: was like, well, I don't have time. I don't have time.

1657
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:33,240
Speaker 1: And then today, forty five minutes early, I got some time.

1658
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:33,880
Speaker 2: That's beautiful.

1659
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to the park. I'm reading Famesick by Lena Dnal.

1660
01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 1: That's really what are you reading?

1661
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 2: What am I reading right now? The unbearable lightness of

1662
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,160
Speaker 2: being Oh fun? Yeah, I've ever read it. My friend

1663
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,720
Speaker 2: gave it to me and she said you should read

1664
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,480
Speaker 2: this I said, okay, so I'm reading it. I just

1665
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 2: read The Will to Change by Bell Hooks.

1666
01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:50,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Georgia can just ask people what they're reading?

1667
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,440
Speaker 3: Clearly I can. He's been waiting for the question the

1668
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 3: whole time. Was like, finally I can bring up this

1669
01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:57,720
Speaker 3: stupid shit you guys were talking about. I'm like, let's

1670
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,960
Speaker 3: talk about bell Hooks. Let's literally talk about bell Hooks.

1671
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 2: Have you ever read that book?

1672
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:04,000
Speaker 1: No? No, I've read All about Love? Is that the

1673
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:06,400
Speaker 1: one that everyone reads? That is great?

1674
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:08,960
Speaker 2: Will to Change? I recommend it to every Now I'm

1675
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:10,880
Speaker 2: now saying every man should read this book.

1676
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:12,280
Speaker 1: Do you know what's tough about bell Hooks?

1677
01:06:12,360 --> 01:06:12,960
Speaker 2: Try this?

1678
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:18,120
Speaker 1: Obviously bill Hooks the lowercase no, no, no, okay, nothing

1679
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 1: to nothing she did is bad. What's bad about bell Hooks.

1680
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:27,600
Speaker 3: What's bad about bell Hooks is she empowered eight multiple

1681
01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 3: generations of people to speak like her but not but

1682
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,520
Speaker 3: don't actually have substantial things to say.

1683
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:34,480
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?

1684
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 3: And that's it's difficult to grapple with that as her

1685
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:42,320
Speaker 3: legacy to be like, I love your work and it's

1686
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:45,360
Speaker 3: so necessary and it was such a necessary intervention. But

1687
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:48,560
Speaker 3: now people are on Tumblr and they're speaking like that.

1688
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,320
Speaker 2: It really is stuff one now it's it's migrated to substack.

1689
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:55,440
Speaker 2: Substack is a very nefarious space, unfortunately. I love And

1690
01:06:55,440 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 2: when I say that I love substack, I actually think

1691
01:06:57,320 --> 01:07:00,480
Speaker 2: it's so interesting. Every seventh post is from someone who

1692
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:05,000
Speaker 2: thinks they're bell hooks. Yeah, and they are their universes

1693
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 2: away from being bell hooks.

1694
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 3: I struggle, of course, I'm stup. I'm substact presenting.

1695
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 2: You have a very substect surface vibe.

1696
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and what do you ever think about just

1697
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,880
Speaker 1: leaning into that and just yes, definitely in fact, yeah

1698
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:18,200
Speaker 1: I do.

1699
01:07:18,240 --> 01:07:20,240
Speaker 3: But I'm also like, if everyone already thinks they have one,

1700
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 3: it will be so much extra work to actually do it.

1701
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:23,720
Speaker 1: Let them think, oh, that's true.

1702
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:26,080
Speaker 2: The fact that you don't have a book of essays

1703
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:30,400
Speaker 2: out right now is bizarre. It's scary, completely strange, Yeah,

1704
01:07:31,200 --> 01:07:32,680
Speaker 2: completely strange. I did want to tell you that I'm

1705
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 2: loving the hair. Think you care hairs looking great, and

1706
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 2: you've got a haircut before coming here. You brought your

1707
01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,760
Speaker 2: hairs both looking very good right now.

1708
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:39,280
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1709
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 3: I really appreciate I actually it was so long, like

1710
01:07:41,680 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 3: literally earlier this week, and then I got a huge haircut.

1711
01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 2: So we both got haircuts this week, not because I

1712
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,640
Speaker 2: was coming, but it coincided, sort.

1713
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:54,560
Speaker 1: Of, what does your hair currently look like?

1714
01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:56,360
Speaker 2: Not good if I take this hat off, but it's

1715
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:58,640
Speaker 2: kind of short. I got it cut recently for like

1716
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:00,840
Speaker 2: work stuff, so it was like it's a decent shape.

1717
01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,080
Speaker 2: But I also was growing my facial hat hair out.

1718
01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:04,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god, do you guys want to see a

1719
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,800
Speaker 2: picture of me with a tea? Yes?

1720
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:09,480
Speaker 1: Okay, I have you ever had a full beard?

1721
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:12,040
Speaker 2: Showed to you later my official hair And have.

1722
01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:13,120
Speaker 1: You ever had a mustache? Felloup?

1723
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 2: Question my facial hair. No, my facial hair doesn't grow

1724
01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:19,840
Speaker 2: fast enough or well enough. My facial hair grows like

1725
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,760
Speaker 2: I just had it pretty long after It's always my

1726
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:24,439
Speaker 2: rebellion after I have to shave a bunch. I had

1727
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:26,880
Speaker 2: to shave a bunch for Devils Proudest stuff, and I

1728
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,040
Speaker 2: was like, I hate fucking doing it. And so then

1729
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:30,840
Speaker 2: I was in Portugal with my little facial hair. And

1730
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,760
Speaker 2: then I got back and kept letting it grow and

1731
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,960
Speaker 2: I shaved it into a go tea for one hour.

1732
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,040
Speaker 2: Of course, as we do last night, I do want

1733
01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 2: to show you as a photo. It was really, really disturbing.

1734
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:42,200
Speaker 2: I look extremely republican. Well, it's very scary.

1735
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:44,080
Speaker 3: This is a thing because I, of course, every time

1736
01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:45,880
Speaker 3: I've shaved off my beard, I first do a go

1737
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 3: tea as a joke and take a photo, of course,

1738
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:51,080
Speaker 3: but it's not even funny. It looks so bad, like

1739
01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:51,960
Speaker 3: you think.

1740
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:55,680
Speaker 1: It's like lol, very it's like having I actually.

1741
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:57,559
Speaker 3: Think having a mohawk can be funny. You're like, oh

1742
01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:59,160
Speaker 3: my god, look at me. I have a mohawk, but

1743
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:02,360
Speaker 3: a go tea is is not It can't be funny. No,

1744
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,040
Speaker 3: you just look.

1745
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:03,719
Speaker 2: It gets scary.

1746
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:07,360
Speaker 1: It's bad. But it's that thing where if you can

1747
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:08,840
Speaker 1: pull it off, you're like.

1748
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:11,679
Speaker 3: Name one person who can pull it off. Oh, Carlos

1749
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:13,080
Speaker 3: Solus and Desperate Housewives.

1750
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:18,080
Speaker 1: See there's one. There's one, there's one. Gig has one

1751
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:18,840
Speaker 1: and it looks amazing.

1752
01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:20,280
Speaker 2: Stone Steve Austin, I think I have one.

1753
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:21,559
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, good.

1754
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:23,880
Speaker 2: And a lot of guys in Brooklyn, whether they know

1755
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,000
Speaker 2: it or not, that's true, Tiger King, thank you. You

1756
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,200
Speaker 2: guys both have very good facial hair.

1757
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:28,479
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1758
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:31,400
Speaker 2: It's really working. Mustache great, whole beard situation. Great, it's

1759
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:34,040
Speaker 2: really working for both of you. I unfortunately do not

1760
01:09:34,160 --> 01:09:35,400
Speaker 2: look right when I have ficially.

1761
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:38,920
Speaker 3: Not even a mustache, because I can see you actually click.

1762
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:41,160
Speaker 2: Mustache doesn't work for me. I don't know. There's just

1763
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:43,920
Speaker 2: something about this face that's meant to be clean shaven.

1764
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:45,800
Speaker 1: No, sure that makes sense. I hate it.

1765
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:47,200
Speaker 2: I wish I was, I wanted. I would love to

1766
01:09:47,200 --> 01:09:48,479
Speaker 2: have a beard. I think it would do. I would.

1767
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:52,439
Speaker 2: I get excited thinking about who I might be, but

1768
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,799
Speaker 2: I'm not sure type. My type in men? Yeah, truly

1769
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:58,519
Speaker 2: literally don't have one. Okay, I have run the gamut.

1770
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 2: I it's such a vibe based assessment for me. But what, Yeah,

1771
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:05,120
Speaker 2: I'm into all kinds of things I don't like. Maybe

1772
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:07,120
Speaker 2: there's maybe like what do I not like? I'm not

1773
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:10,760
Speaker 2: into like way way older. I'm not into way way younger.

1774
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:14,080
Speaker 2: But that goes without saying. I'm strict tops annoy me.

1775
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:15,680
Speaker 2: What do you mean you're a strict top? Yeah? No,

1776
01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:16,240
Speaker 2: that's weird.

1777
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 1: It's very in vulnerable.

1778
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:18,439
Speaker 2: First of all, I'm not bottoming for you.

1779
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:19,679
Speaker 1: You're strict topping.

1780
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 2: You want me to bottom for you? What am I

1781
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:22,960
Speaker 2: the help out of here? I don't like that.

1782
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:25,280
Speaker 3: Well, it's also like when someone is strict to anything.

1783
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:28,400
Speaker 3: It's like you're saying that as it's a medical condition

1784
01:10:28,479 --> 01:10:32,839
Speaker 3: that I have to accommodate. Right, I also have preferences

1785
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:35,360
Speaker 3: depending on the day. Yeah, why are we Why is

1786
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:36,840
Speaker 3: the conversation ending with you?

1787
01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't make any sense for me.

1788
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:42,879
Speaker 1: I almost think it's like that's like Sniffy's culture almost

1789
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:45,439
Speaker 1: to be like strict Top. It's more like billboard branding,

1790
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 1: to be like hit me up for this.

1791
01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:49,479
Speaker 2: Yeah. That being said, I do have only Top on

1792
01:10:49,520 --> 01:10:52,719
Speaker 2: my grinder profile, so I am doing but it's not true,

1793
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,519
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I will do other stuff,

1794
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:57,720
Speaker 2: but sure, it's it is the branding of it all

1795
01:10:57,760 --> 01:10:59,760
Speaker 2: where it's like I want a million Tops hitting me up.

1796
01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:00,920
Speaker 2: This filters the mouth.

1797
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:03,080
Speaker 3: Well it's it's important, afflex But I mean, I am

1798
01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:06,280
Speaker 3: I identify as a man, but that doesn't mean I'm

1799
01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:07,479
Speaker 3: a football player.

1800
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,599
Speaker 2: Although there is diversity, I would love to see it.

1801
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:16,559
Speaker 1: Trust I would absolutely kill you with the Super Bowl.

1802
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:18,719
Speaker 2: I would love to see you in the Super Bowl.

1803
01:11:19,360 --> 01:11:20,840
Speaker 3: Well, you know one of my biggest fears. I said

1804
01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:22,320
Speaker 3: this the other day. Do you remember the Disney Channel

1805
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,760
Speaker 3: show the Jersey They put on a jersey, they become

1806
01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:27,160
Speaker 3: a professional athlete. It's a magical jersey. One of my

1807
01:11:27,200 --> 01:11:29,240
Speaker 3: biggest fears I would put on the jersey. Suddenly I

1808
01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:30,280
Speaker 3: have to hit a touchdown.

1809
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:33,519
Speaker 1: I barely know the rules hit a touchdown? What does it?

1810
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:34,240
Speaker 1: Throw a touchdown?

1811
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:37,200
Speaker 2: So why don't we just score a touchdown?

1812
01:11:37,479 --> 01:11:37,879
Speaker 3: Touchdown?

1813
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:40,720
Speaker 2: Hit a touchdown is iconic? Though I'm really loving that.

1814
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:42,599
Speaker 1: I don't. I have never learned the roles of football.

1815
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:43,960
Speaker 2: You should watch football with me this season.

1816
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,960
Speaker 1: You actually watch it. That That is so interesting.

1817
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:49,200
Speaker 2: You do want to do that with me. It's a

1818
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:50,320
Speaker 2: special important thing to me.

1819
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 1: I understand that it's authentic to you.

1820
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,479
Speaker 2: If we're going to go deeper, you're gonna have to

1821
01:11:54,479 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 2: watch at least one game.

1822
01:11:55,439 --> 01:11:58,280
Speaker 3: I wish a basketball do you watch?

1823
01:11:58,600 --> 01:11:59,320
Speaker 2: Do you watch soccer?

1824
01:11:59,680 --> 01:11:59,800
Speaker 1: No?

1825
01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:01,320
Speaker 2: I don't care about either of you.

1826
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:02,280
Speaker 1: Only watch football.

1827
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:05,120
Speaker 2: It's football for me. But can't tell you something this night,

1828
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:06,360
Speaker 2: sweet in the pod a little bit. I want both

1829
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:08,160
Speaker 2: of you to watch a football game with me. You're

1830
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:09,880
Speaker 2: gonna have to cheer for the Kansas City Chiefs. It

1831
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,120
Speaker 2: wouldn't be the worst thing in the world.

1832
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,040
Speaker 1: If you swift.

1833
01:12:12,920 --> 01:12:16,400
Speaker 2: Her boyfriend is the tea, her fiance is on the team.

1834
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:18,400
Speaker 2: I make good food for it.

1835
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:21,000
Speaker 3: Oh my God, I would love to come to a party.

1836
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:23,920
Speaker 1: There's nothing I love more than the super Bowl. Put

1837
01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:26,000
Speaker 1: the thing on, mute, eat the food.

1838
01:12:26,080 --> 01:12:29,000
Speaker 2: No, we're listening to the game. It's not the super Bowl,

1839
01:12:29,800 --> 01:12:30,679
Speaker 2: the regular season.

1840
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,960
Speaker 1: The noise gives me a headache. No, No, we're watching

1841
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:33,200
Speaker 1: the game.

1842
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:34,960
Speaker 2: It's not going to be so I will talk about it.

1843
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:37,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can't we put on some music and

1844
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:38,080
Speaker 1: mute this damn thing?

1845
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:41,599
Speaker 3: So are you do you? Are you viewing it through

1846
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:44,280
Speaker 3: a queer lens or are you just like going No,

1847
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:45,280
Speaker 3: you're just enjoying.

1848
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:47,759
Speaker 2: I'm definitely, I will say, because.

1849
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:50,400
Speaker 3: Like I when I watch the Olympics, it's basically like

1850
01:12:50,439 --> 01:12:53,040
Speaker 3: I'm watching the Lady Gaga concert. The way I'm processing

1851
01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:54,559
Speaker 3: it is not how other people are processing.

1852
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:56,360
Speaker 2: I will say I have brought so many girls and

1853
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:58,800
Speaker 2: gays into football that I know how to put on

1854
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:01,080
Speaker 2: the show. I know what needs to be done. I

1855
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:02,400
Speaker 2: know how to talk about the drama. I know how

1856
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:03,960
Speaker 2: to talk about the wives. I know how to bring

1857
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,080
Speaker 2: in the intrigue. I am talking about how hot the

1858
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:06,559
Speaker 2: players are.

1859
01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:10,320
Speaker 1: Of course, sure you're humans, Like I'm not attracted with

1860
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 1: football players. That's so not are you? There are absolutely

1861
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:15,080
Speaker 1: crazy to say.

1862
01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:16,960
Speaker 2: There are FOOTBA players you would be attracted to. There

1863
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,920
Speaker 2: are pretty ones, they are ugly ones. There are masked ones.

1864
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:22,599
Speaker 2: There are fem ones. They are in their corners, their

1865
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:23,960
Speaker 2: cornerbacks and wide receivers.

1866
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:28,559
Speaker 3: As a fem identifying football player, it's been hard for me.

1867
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:31,000
Speaker 2: They're not I'm identifying them. I'm telling you some of them.

1868
01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:33,160
Speaker 2: You watch their little interviews and you're like, that is

1869
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:36,080
Speaker 2: a gay man. Yeah, sure, the probably are sure, sure,

1870
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,759
Speaker 2: for sure, I will get you into those Okay.

1871
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:40,479
Speaker 1: I mean I've always it's always been an amazing dream

1872
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 1: and fantasy that every Sunday I'm like, can't got to

1873
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:45,280
Speaker 1: watch the Big Game? Of course that would be so fun,

1874
01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:49,320
Speaker 1: But it's fantasy for me. It's it's as fantastical as

1875
01:13:49,479 --> 01:13:51,080
Speaker 1: maybe like waking up early going to church.

1876
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:54,040
Speaker 2: It's actually quite annoying to have that in your life.

1877
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:57,720
Speaker 2: It ruins my life quite often. Yeah.

1878
01:13:57,960 --> 01:13:59,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, every week I have to.

1879
01:13:59,479 --> 01:14:01,679
Speaker 3: Watch this thing way Drag Race coming back tomorrow?

1880
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:04,599
Speaker 1: Oh God, is it which I celebrate? Yeah?

1881
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:09,080
Speaker 2: Wat, I have never seen an episode. Wow, I have

1882
01:14:09,160 --> 01:14:09,760
Speaker 2: never met you.

1883
01:14:10,120 --> 01:14:11,719
Speaker 3: Love the Chiefs.

1884
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,040
Speaker 2: I love the Chiefs. It's far more compelling. I've seen

1885
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:17,320
Speaker 2: gay guys. Dress up and be mean. What I haven't

1886
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:19,920
Speaker 2: seen is the King City Chiefs beat the Broncos right

1887
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,639
Speaker 2: next season, and that's what I'll need to be seeing.

1888
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:24,240
Speaker 2: I look drag Race, I'm sure it's great. I think

1889
01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:26,320
Speaker 2: maybe at some point I would be convinced to watch

1890
01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:28,639
Speaker 2: some of it, But no one's made a compelling pitch

1891
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:29,160
Speaker 2: to me yet.

1892
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:31,640
Speaker 3: Are you a reality show person? Were the only gay

1893
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:32,719
Speaker 3: guys who don't watch realities?

1894
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:32,840
Speaker 1: Help?

1895
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:33,920
Speaker 2: I don't watch any reality TV?

1896
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:35,599
Speaker 3: Thank you and welcome to this space.

1897
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:39,040
Speaker 2: I got briefly into selling Sunset mostly because of Krashawe.

1898
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:40,000
Speaker 2: I do love that girl.

1899
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:40,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1900
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:42,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a COVID thing that has kind of carried.

1901
01:14:42,320 --> 01:14:44,639
Speaker 3: I also had my COVID thing was vander Pump and Roney,

1902
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:47,760
Speaker 3: and I like sort of waterboarded myself with it for

1903
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:49,479
Speaker 3: like two months, and then I was like, I can

1904
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:50,240
Speaker 3: never do this again.

1905
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:50,559
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1906
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:51,920
Speaker 1: Are they not like hitting you up to be a

1907
01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:54,360
Speaker 1: judge on drag Race? Though they have not.

1908
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 2: They have not hit me up to be a drudge

1909
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:58,679
Speaker 2: on drag Race. Many of the gay things you would

1910
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:00,880
Speaker 2: think I would hear from only not coming into my

1911
01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:04,400
Speaker 2: in box. Many of the gay things are not calling

1912
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:04,880
Speaker 2: my number.

1913
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:08,479
Speaker 1: That is interesting. I have pretty much zero feelings about it.

1914
01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:10,760
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say yes to begin with, of course, but

1915
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,800
Speaker 1: I would love if you said yes and didn't know

1916
01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:13,559
Speaker 1: anything about it.

1917
01:15:13,600 --> 01:15:14,320
Speaker 2: I think that'd be fun.

1918
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:15,200
Speaker 1: I think that'd be really funny.

1919
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:18,479
Speaker 2: I find it anthropologically fascinating. But it does not hurt

1920
01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:20,479
Speaker 2: my feelings. I'm just like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah, I

1921
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:23,280
Speaker 2: would think, but no, never been hit up. I'm friends

1922
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:25,320
Speaker 2: with a lot of the queens, and they seem like

1923
01:15:25,320 --> 01:15:26,839
Speaker 2: they've had fun on there, some of them.

1924
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:30,200
Speaker 3: And many of them, many of them.

1925
01:15:30,760 --> 01:15:33,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I send them all love. It seems like

1926
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 2: a fascinating thing. Yeah. I know that RuPaul has her

1927
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:37,840
Speaker 2: own camera that smooths her in a different way than

1928
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:39,879
Speaker 2: everyone else, and she can't be filmed on the regular cameras.

1929
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:41,799
Speaker 2: That's the coolest thing I've ever heard about. That's amazing.

1930
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:43,040
Speaker 1: We have that too, right, I do.

1931
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:46,160
Speaker 2: Your warriors, you can get to work the way.

1932
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:58,320
Speaker 1: I'm not looking good on these cameras. I'm feeling as

1933
01:15:58,320 --> 01:15:59,519
Speaker 1: though we should do our final segment.

1934
01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,799
Speaker 2: Okay, that was hurtful, but let's do it.

1935
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:03,200
Speaker 1: It's just somebody had to be the one to do it.

1936
01:16:03,320 --> 01:16:05,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know was gonna be me.

1937
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:07,759
Speaker 3: Well, do you have any final thoughts on having separate

1938
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:09,320
Speaker 3: versus common hobbies as a couple.

1939
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:14,479
Speaker 2: No, No, I really I really think.

1940
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:15,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1941
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:17,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'm readily to go fucking rushed out the

1942
01:16:17,280 --> 01:16:18,680
Speaker 2: door with a broom by saying yeah, no, So I.

1943
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:19,880
Speaker 1: Don't have any more thoughts. What do you have to

1944
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:20,280
Speaker 1: after this?

1945
01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:21,719
Speaker 2: I'm going to a concert?

1946
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:22,479
Speaker 3: What concert?

1947
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:25,880
Speaker 2: I'm going to see Kevin Morby play at Usinda's. Is

1948
01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:28,439
Speaker 2: that Kevin Morby is so great? He's a musician's for

1949
01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,240
Speaker 2: the mine he is playing. He's about to start a

1950
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:31,760
Speaker 2: big tour for his new record, but he's doing a

1951
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:32,800
Speaker 2: small show at Winda's.

1952
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:34,080
Speaker 1: Fun.

1953
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:36,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go down there and see the show. Love

1954
01:16:36,200 --> 01:16:40,320
Speaker 2: that I guess can come a few more, right, of course,

1955
01:16:40,479 --> 01:16:40,960
Speaker 2: let's just end.

1956
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:43,559
Speaker 1: It'll talk after we do have an answer.

1957
01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:44,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1958
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Speaker 1: So, basically our final segment is called shout Outs, and

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Speaker 1: in this segment we pay omash to the grand straight

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Speaker 1: tradition of the radio shout out, shouting out to anything

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Speaker 1: that we enjoy. People play those things ideas, we make

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Speaker 1: them up on the spot and we go first and George,

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Speaker 1: do you have one?

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Speaker 3: I do? I've actually recently made a creative decision that

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01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:01,840
Speaker 3: I'm now going to be doing shout outs in my

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01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:02,800
Speaker 3: normal speaking voice.

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Speaker 1: Love that Usually usually we'll do what's up freaks, and

1968
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:12,440
Speaker 1: I'll do it what's up freak sous and perverts around

1969
01:17:12,479 --> 01:17:14,760
Speaker 1: the globe. I want to give a huge shout out

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Speaker 1: to Kalei La. I am loving the new music that

1971
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:20,840
Speaker 1: is coming out. And I was late to the game

1972
01:17:20,920 --> 01:17:22,840
Speaker 1: on her in the sense that I got into her

1973
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:24,520
Speaker 1: last album and everyone.

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01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:25,360
Speaker 2: Was already being like, oh my god, I.

1975
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Speaker 1: Can't just come out with another album. And I was like, yeah, totally,

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01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:29,120
Speaker 1: I can't leave. It's another album. I've listened to her

1977
01:17:29,160 --> 01:17:31,120
Speaker 1: all my life. Then I went back listen to the

1978
01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:32,680
Speaker 1: rest of it. I said, damn, they were right to

1979
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:34,800
Speaker 1: have that hype. And now I'm in on it. And

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Speaker 1: the new album is coming out and it's you know,

1981
01:17:37,720 --> 01:17:41,920
Speaker 1: sort of shoegaze mixed with whatever else, and I say, wow,

1982
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Speaker 1: that is interesting. And I feel that, you know, a

1983
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,840
Speaker 1: lot of people are saying, yeah, I can do rock too.

1984
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:51,160
Speaker 1: I can do rock too. And with Kalala, I believe it.

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01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:55,599
Speaker 1: I think she is studied a genius, has incredible taste,

1986
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Speaker 1: and I think it's an amazing release.

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Speaker 2: For summer.

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Speaker 1: So what is up, Kalala? I'm so happy and I

1989
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:05,439
Speaker 1: did order the album while a little bit drunk after

1990
01:18:05,479 --> 01:18:07,400
Speaker 1: dinner with George the other night. So shout out to

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Speaker 1: you xoxo, Sam, who was beautiful.

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Speaker 3: I really it warms my heart that you've become a

1993
01:18:12,720 --> 01:18:15,000
Speaker 3: clearless name, because you know, I was probably the first

1994
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:18,320
Speaker 3: gay guy to ever discover her in twenty twelve.

1995
01:18:18,439 --> 01:18:20,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was not there yet. I saw her in

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Speaker 1: San Francisco in twenty thirteen. I believe WHOA.

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Speaker 3: My biggest here, of course, is that we would meet

1998
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:26,200
Speaker 3: and she wouldn't like me interpersonally.

1999
01:18:26,439 --> 01:18:29,080
Speaker 1: I doubt she would like you. Yeah, I don't think

2000
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:30,800
Speaker 1: we would vibe, but I doubt she would like me either,

2001
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:32,400
Speaker 1: Like it's just not I bet.

2002
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,240
Speaker 3: You she would find you more authentic or something and

2003
01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:34,640
Speaker 3: she would be.

2004
01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:35,800
Speaker 1: Like, oh no, not much.

2005
01:18:36,439 --> 01:18:38,240
Speaker 3: She would like think I was trying too hard.

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01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:40,599
Speaker 1: Well, let's hope we never meet her.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's definitely I never meet your hero's situation.

2008
01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:45,519
Speaker 3: I was actually recently thinking how PG Harvey would probably

2009
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:51,240
Speaker 3: hate me. It's different story. I want to give a

2010
01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:53,639
Speaker 3: shout out to actually Mind's a music one as well.

2011
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:56,799
Speaker 3: Oh to Yasi Salik and her podcast band Splain.

2012
01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:57,840
Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to it? No?

2013
01:18:57,920 --> 01:19:00,400
Speaker 3: I discovered it recently. It's a very popular podcast, but

2014
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:02,439
Speaker 3: each episode is about a different band. They did an

2015
01:19:02,439 --> 01:19:06,160
Speaker 3: episode specifically on the song Boys on the Radio by Hole,

2016
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:09,720
Speaker 3: which is MY favorite Whole song, and it is like

2017
01:19:09,720 --> 01:19:11,800
Speaker 3: two and a half hours long, and I was having

2018
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:12,960
Speaker 3: the time of my life. Do you want to hear

2019
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:16,080
Speaker 3: something I learned? What Hall of Back Girl is about

2020
01:19:16,120 --> 01:19:16,720
Speaker 3: Courtney Love?

2021
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:17,439
Speaker 2: What?

2022
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:17,920
Speaker 1: Whoa?

2023
01:19:18,040 --> 01:19:19,519
Speaker 2: It's not one of the craziest things I've ever heard.

2024
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:20,200
Speaker 2: That is nuts.

2025
01:19:20,280 --> 01:19:23,000
Speaker 3: I have many historical tidbits that I learned in this

2026
01:19:23,439 --> 01:19:26,560
Speaker 3: wonderful podcast episode. The guest was Patrick Stamberg, and I

2027
01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:30,160
Speaker 3: highly recommended for anyone who loves Whole, who loves Courtney Love,

2028
01:19:30,360 --> 01:19:32,960
Speaker 3: and who loves the album Subbrity Skin. And so that

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01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:35,599
Speaker 3: is my earn a shoutouf fort today. Well whoa?

2030
01:19:35,720 --> 01:19:39,719
Speaker 2: That was amazing, Thank you, that was beautiful. What's up freaks,

2031
01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:42,160
Speaker 2: losers and perverts around the globe? I want to give

2032
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:43,640
Speaker 2: a shout out to Myrtle.

2033
01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:46,080
Speaker 1: Tie, my restaurant in my neighborhood.

2034
01:19:46,280 --> 01:19:48,280
Speaker 2: I have eaten at four of the last six days

2035
01:19:48,280 --> 01:19:51,320
Speaker 2: and I cannot stop the pork belly pan fried noodles

2036
01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:53,040
Speaker 2: are absolutely changing my life. I want to shout out

2037
01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:54,200
Speaker 2: everybody in there. They love me.

2038
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:56,679
Speaker 1: They know me not by name, but by vibe. In order.

2039
01:19:56,920 --> 01:20:00,679
Speaker 2: I also want to shout out Dendrea un many years ago,

2040
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:03,080
Speaker 2: a singer that I am back on recently. Do n

2041
01:20:03,160 --> 01:20:06,160
Speaker 2: d Ria please look up her hits. I'm having a

2042
01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:08,160
Speaker 2: fabulous time coming back to them. I also want to

2043
01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:11,679
Speaker 2: shout out Lina Dunham as we get on the Fame Sick,

2044
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:12,719
Speaker 2: thank you very much.

2045
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:14,720
Speaker 1: I want to shout out Lina. You're an episode icon.

2046
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,439
Speaker 2: I don't know where we would be culturally without you.

2047
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:19,439
Speaker 2: I think you've gotten an interesting wrap in this world,

2048
01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:21,160
Speaker 2: and I love the way you're handling it. Girl, you

2049
01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:23,240
Speaker 2: looked great at the Metcala. I can't wait to read

2050
01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:26,800
Speaker 2: your book. I also want to shout out what else

2051
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:28,320
Speaker 2: do I want to shout out? I want to shout

2052
01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:32,120
Speaker 2: out the concept of mopeds slash vespas. I'm considering purchasing one.

2053
01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:33,519
Speaker 1: I love the way I feel on one.

2054
01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:35,400
Speaker 2: I want to shout out whoever thought of that, especially

2055
01:20:35,439 --> 01:20:37,240
Speaker 2: the ones that go a little faster than the other ones.

2056
01:20:37,479 --> 01:20:39,280
Speaker 2: I also want to shout out City Bike. You guys

2057
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:41,320
Speaker 2: are doing something incredible for this city. Yes, a lot

2058
01:20:41,360 --> 01:20:43,640
Speaker 2: of people don't know that. If you message or if

2059
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:45,400
Speaker 2: you send in a request on the app, they will

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01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:47,800
Speaker 2: send you a physical key to get city bikes. You

2061
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:48,920
Speaker 2: don't have to use your phone.

2062
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:50,639
Speaker 1: You do not have to. I'm loving your reaction.

2063
01:20:50,840 --> 01:20:52,439
Speaker 2: You do not have to have your phone to get

2064
01:20:52,439 --> 01:20:54,599
Speaker 2: a city bike. They will send you a physical fob

2065
01:20:54,840 --> 01:20:56,720
Speaker 2: that you can keep on your keys. You walk up

2066
01:20:56,760 --> 01:20:58,760
Speaker 2: to a bike, push the fob in, it unlocks the

2067
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:03,200
Speaker 2: bike immediately. Oh my city bike, city bike physical fob.

2068
01:21:03,240 --> 01:21:05,040
Speaker 2: If you can hear me, thank you so much what

2069
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:07,240
Speaker 2: you're doing for this city. I absolutely love you. Everyone

2070
01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:08,280
Speaker 2: get on. It costs ten dollars.

2071
01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:10,160
Speaker 1: They send it in a couple of weeks. That's amazing.

2072
01:21:10,240 --> 01:21:11,800
Speaker 2: Could be quicker on the sending if I'm one hundred

2073
01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:13,640
Speaker 2: percent honest, or make more physical brick and where we

2074
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:15,400
Speaker 2: could pick up. But those are my shoutouts.

2075
01:21:15,439 --> 01:21:16,760
Speaker 1: Thank you, wo wo wow.

2076
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:19,360
Speaker 3: You know we are so inundated with advertising it. I

2077
01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:21,000
Speaker 3: don't know about the city bike fob.

2078
01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:24,439
Speaker 1: Right, I mean, city bike is the most incredible way

2079
01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:26,759
Speaker 1: to get around this damn town. I'm in heaven whenever

2080
01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm on one I the only thing they need to

2081
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:31,360
Speaker 1: figure out is what to do when it's raining.

2082
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:32,880
Speaker 2: But other than that, figure out what to do when

2083
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:36,560
Speaker 2: it's raining, and also maybe figure out like a helmet situation.

2084
01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:37,240
Speaker 1: That would be help. Yeah.

2085
01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:39,439
Speaker 2: I'm actually with a lot of helmet everywhere. But let's

2086
01:21:39,439 --> 01:21:40,360
Speaker 2: get a helmet situation.

2087
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:42,320
Speaker 1: And people love to say you don't wear a helmet.

2088
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:43,920
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I'm not gonna bring it. I'm not

2089
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:46,000
Speaker 1: gonna bring us a lone helmet to the bar.

2090
01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:47,720
Speaker 2: I'm caring. I run a helmet all day on the

2091
01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:49,720
Speaker 2: off chance I might grab a city bike. That's the

2092
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:51,720
Speaker 2: way to do something. Have a bin of helmets. They

2093
01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:54,120
Speaker 2: shake a helmet that's this tiny, and then you press

2094
01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:57,559
Speaker 2: helmet that works, that is collapsible. Yeah, yeah, you have

2095
01:21:57,600 --> 01:21:59,479
Speaker 2: to understand why that won't work, of course, But right,

2096
01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:01,040
Speaker 2: of course you imagine with modern science.

2097
01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:02,880
Speaker 3: I remember about this, should do a miniature wife, but

2098
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:06,280
Speaker 3: for a helmet, Hello, Hello, Hello.

2099
01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:07,920
Speaker 1: Need I say more? No, I'm not gonna say what

2100
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:09,760
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. It's frankly boring. Yeah, And we

2101
01:22:09,960 --> 01:22:10,680
Speaker 1: don't need to end on that.

2102
01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:11,519
Speaker 2: There's no worries.

2103
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:13,440
Speaker 3: Do you have anything you want to promote?

2104
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,679
Speaker 2: I don't know why. That's a laughing matter, you guys.

2105
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:21,200
Speaker 2: I have a lot going on. Please check it out.

2106
01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:23,960
Speaker 2: You can find me on the internet. You can follow

2107
01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:25,760
Speaker 2: my Instagram if you want to. I simply am not

2108
01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:28,559
Speaker 2: posting it's Caleb says things. You can find my TikTok

2109
01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:31,479
Speaker 2: where I am being posted for. People are sometimes liking

2110
01:22:31,479 --> 01:22:33,240
Speaker 2: those clips. Maybe you could be one of them. You

2111
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,639
Speaker 2: can find me on YouTube. My podcast comes out every Thursday.

2112
01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:39,080
Speaker 2: It's called So True with Caleb Haron. It is barely good,

2113
01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:41,800
Speaker 2: but it is sometimes a lot of fun. And I'm

2114
01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:43,240
Speaker 2: in a couple of movies this year. If you want

2115
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:44,600
Speaker 2: to go watch them, it would mean the world to me.

2116
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:45,160
Speaker 2: Thank you.

2117
01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:47,400
Speaker 3: And they are devil Wors product too correct.

2118
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:50,160
Speaker 2: And I was in a movie called Pizza Movie for

2119
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:52,559
Speaker 2: who That's very stupid but very fun. Nick and Brian

2120
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:54,360
Speaker 2: shout out, love you guys. I have a movie coming

2121
01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:57,040
Speaker 2: out with John Cena and Eric Andre in June called

2122
01:22:57,080 --> 01:23:00,240
Speaker 2: Little Brother on Netflix. Shout out Matt Spicer, love you,

2123
01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:02,040
Speaker 2: thank you for putting me in it. And then my

2124
01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:04,960
Speaker 2: film about my dad that I co wrote with Ruby

2125
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:09,719
Speaker 2: Caster and co starting with Zovidation now is coming out sometime.

2126
01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:11,559
Speaker 2: It's in the post process right now?

2127
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:12,120
Speaker 1: Wow?

2128
01:23:12,439 --> 01:23:13,760
Speaker 2: So sometimes this year next? Wow?

2129
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:14,679
Speaker 1: Well that's huge.

2130
01:23:14,840 --> 01:23:16,320
Speaker 2: You guys can support me however you want.

2131
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:22,920
Speaker 3: None of those films have hunting, so donate. These are

2132
01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:23,559
Speaker 3: just scripts.

2133
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:27,400
Speaker 1: Well, thanks for doing the pod. What a treat.

2134
01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:29,439
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me you guys. Bye bye