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Speaker 1: Vejibile show on demand. Little kids are crackheads. They'll come

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Speaker 1: to you out of the blue and talk about the

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Speaker 1: weirdest like you'd just be walking through the house and

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Speaker 1: they bust out of a room and they're just like monkey.

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Speaker 1: You're like, what the They have very few teeth, they

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Speaker 1: smell funny, and at some point they're probably gonna ask

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Speaker 1: you for a dollar. To me, that is a crackhead. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Like that's a sound today for Sounds trendy. Are you

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Speaker 1: that you can seal from our social media to use

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Speaker 1: for your social media to make a video. And there's

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Speaker 1: a lot of stand up clips going around TikTok and

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Speaker 1: scram reels and stuff like that, So we're gonna why

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Speaker 1: not post that clip for today's Sounds trendy If you

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Speaker 1: want to use that for social media, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: film your kid doing something that this kind of crackhead

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Speaker 1: is because that's what kids do. Any age ready clip

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Speaker 1: made me not want kids. So go grab that from

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Speaker 1: our social media at the Jewel Show, use it for

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Speaker 1: our video for your social media, and if we see

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Speaker 1: it and we like it, we'll re share it on

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Speaker 1: our social media. And if you think about it, it's

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Speaker 1: weird that we grow out of that phase as kids.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's only crack kids who walk around doing

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Speaker 1: stuff like that now. Because it would be fun just

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Speaker 1: to be able to still be a kid and go,

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Speaker 1: you know, to the grocery store and a Batman costume

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Speaker 1: and talk to everybody like I'm Batman and have them

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Speaker 1: be like not look at you, Like okay, we need

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Speaker 1: to arrest this guy, you know, or their mood walking

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Speaker 1: on the sidewalking. Yeah, just thinking about even as a kid,

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Speaker 1: you can go anybody and be like, what's your name. Now,

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Speaker 1: you go up to a stranger in a store and like,

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Speaker 1: what's your name? They're like, get away from me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hashtag me too. Hi, I'm Jebel. What's your name? They're like, no,

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Speaker 1: get out of here. You're getting arrested. Throat tattoo, You

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Speaker 1: definitely get arrested, that is true. Do you get profiles

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Speaker 1: a lot because of my throat tattoos up? It's like

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Speaker 1: we have to go to the airport earlier now because

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Speaker 1: your profiles since you got in your neck tattoo. You

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Speaker 1: know what that is really really tattoo? If you don't

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Speaker 1: know what I look like, I have a I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to go into all the details. I have a

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Speaker 1: throw tattoo though, I got it a little while ago,

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Speaker 1: and it looks like an artichoke, and it's not an artichoke.

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Speaker 1: What wasn't supposed to be arti choke. It was supposed

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Speaker 1: to be a lotus flower on my throat, and I

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Speaker 1: have a lot of other tattoos. But when I got

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Speaker 1: the lotus flower, it turned out looking like an arti choke.

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Speaker 1: It is so now I just say it's an artichoke

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Speaker 1: and I own it because why not? Why I'm the

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Speaker 1: only person I know that's got an artichoke tattooed on

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Speaker 1: his throat. I love artichokes. They're delicious. They are delicious.

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Speaker 1: And every single time I go to the grocery store

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Speaker 1: with my wife Alex and I am mart if he

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Speaker 1: didn't know that she buys an artichoke that we never eat.

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Speaker 1: She just buys it to hold it up to my throat.

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Speaker 1: I want a picture of one, like buy your neck.

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Speaker 1: She has one? Okay, perfect, We should put this video

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Speaker 1: on the absolutely okay, So Alex is showing Christian video

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Speaker 1: of us at the grocery store. It's just a artichoke

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Speaker 1: in front of the camera walking through the grocery store

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Speaker 1: and then bam, it's up against my throat tattoo and

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Speaker 1: that's it looks like an artichoke. It's perfect. Go check

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Speaker 1: that video out on our social media. Also, go take

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Speaker 1: this sound to use for your social media for a

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Speaker 1: video today, probably a video of your kid doing something weird,

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Speaker 1: and if we see it and we like it, we'll

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Speaker 1: reshare it on our social media. Here's the clip one

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Speaker 1: more time for sounds Trendy. Little kids are crackheads. They'll

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Speaker 1: come to you out of the blue and talk about

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Speaker 1: the weirdest like you'd just be walking through the house

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Speaker 1: and they bust out of a room and they're just

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Speaker 1: like okay, You're like, what the They have very few teeth,

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Speaker 1: they smell funny, and at some point they're probably gonna

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Speaker 1: ask you for a dollar. To me, that is a

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Speaker 1: crackhead of hey, like so code grab that and check

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Speaker 1: out the video of the artist chokes out. Oh we

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Speaker 1: were saying, I do get profiled though. Ever since I

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Speaker 1: got that, I've flown a lot in my life. It

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Speaker 1: was when I got a throat at too, that I

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Speaker 1: started getting pulled over every single time in line, like

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Speaker 1: they pull my back, he'll take him out and he'll

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Speaker 1: get he'll get pat down, he'll get us bag checked

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Speaker 1: all the time, every single time. Everything, dude, I swear

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Speaker 1: to God and I don't have it is. I don't

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Speaker 1: do anything different. The only thing that I do different

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Speaker 1: going through a part security now is that I have

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Speaker 1: a throat tattoo. Everything else, I'm always packed the same.

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Speaker 1: I'm always taking the same stuff. But every single time

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Speaker 1: we have to leave a little earlier to go to

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Speaker 1: the airport now because I guarantee you, my bag is

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Speaker 1: gonna get pulled. They're gonna go through it and they're

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Speaker 1: gonna like frisk me. And that's fun. But you know,

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Speaker 1: still you should ask them, be like, it's my throat tattoo,

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Speaker 1: isn't it? Yeah, what is it? The throat tattoo? I

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Speaker 1: have nothing in my bag, yep, just mushrooms and my

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Speaker 1: wife's weed. I mean, sometimes there are some stuff in

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Speaker 1: my bag. But it is interesting to see how your

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Speaker 1: life changes when you get throwatatoo. Anybody who doesn't have

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Speaker 1: a throat tattoo that's listening to this, which means it's

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Speaker 1: probably the majority of the people listen to the show,

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Speaker 1: get a throat tattoo and things will change for you drastically.

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Speaker 1: Report back. Yeah, I would say doors open for you,

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Speaker 1: but they don't. They shut and they lock because people

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Speaker 1: are scared of you. Now science Fair projects that I

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Speaker 1: want for kids, life before and after. If they're go

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Speaker 1: us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, I met that dre Is.

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Speaker 1: I'm a Christian grass Now and your phone prank happens

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