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Speaker 2: Welcome to carpool Karaoke. I'm James Gordon. Ah, what am I?

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Speaker 2: What am I doing here? What am I saying? I'm

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Speaker 2: glad you're here at the podcast, and I hope that

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Speaker 2: whatever is happening to you audio wise now is just

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Speaker 2: I hope you've done your back to school shopping. Maybe

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Speaker 2: you're in your new back to school outfit. We're you know,

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Speaker 2: I'm very excited about today's guest. I think you're going

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Speaker 2: to have a good time. I'm going to have a

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Speaker 2: the episode. We never know what's going to happen on

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Speaker 2: a podcast. That's okay, welcome to I said, no gifts.

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Speaker 3: Christine Madrano, Hi, Hello, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 2: Of course, how are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm doing gray. I'm loving this top hat in the

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Speaker 3: back that I can see.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that is a previous gift from Paul F.

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Speaker 2: Tompkins that's now on display there. I'm just kind of

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Speaker 2: slowly collecting decorations for my office. I guess is what's

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Speaker 2: happening beautiful?

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Speaker 3: I mean, a top hat is the first thing I

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Speaker 2: Have you ever worn a top hat?

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Speaker 3: I feel like I have not worn a top hat.

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Speaker 3: I've never had the opportunity, which kind of seems insane

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Speaker 2: How tall are you I'm five foot flat. Wow, that's

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I do think that my entire life would have

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Speaker 2: Of course, I mean it really shifts everything in such

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Speaker 2: a I mean in a subtle way. But you know,

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Speaker 2: taller people they've got it all going for them. They do.

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Speaker 3: But I also don't think I would be able to

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Speaker 3: have in my early twenties and I was like like

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Speaker 3: sure people are like, it's fine, just pick her up

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Speaker 2: Right, you don't seem like a threat.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly right, threatening.

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Speaker 2: And we don't have to worry about as many back

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I skate a lot, and I like to

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Speaker 2: That feels like something that should be on a decorative

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Speaker 3: On a talent start selling it. I think, yeah, how

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Speaker 3: long have you been skating? Just quarantine. It's been a

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Speaker 2: Wait, so did you own a skateboard prior to the quarantine.

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Speaker 3: No, I feel like I feel like, yes, it is

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Speaker 2: Now were the were the teens cruel when you were

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Speaker 3: I'm at certain skate parks they are mean, but for

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's really lovely. Yeah, Now, how long did it

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Speaker 3: I mean I feel like I'm still like progressing on

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, now have what other tricks have you learned?

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Speaker 3: I can drop in, I can shove it, I can

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Speaker 2: I support you. I mean, this is amazing because like

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Speaker 2: and you know, you know in life, when something becomes

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Speaker 2: Absolutely so uh No, but I'm very I find this

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Speaker 3: Even less than that, because I picked it up in

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Speaker 3: like September. Wow, I got kicked off Twitter, and then

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Speaker 3: I started skating because I needed something to do with

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Speaker 2: I would like to hear what happened there. But I'm

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Speaker 3: I just want this as a skill. But the kickflip,

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Speaker 2: Have you been injured at all?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Absolutely, I've rolled my ankles so many times. I

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Speaker 2: He was like, oh, well, but it wasn't an alley.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't an alley. I never saw he never show

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Speaker 3: I mean it was a real radiology. Wow. I had

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Speaker 3: no idea, but he just didn't show me the x ray. Like,

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Speaker 2: There are certain bones in the body. The human body

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Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know. I don't know a lot about

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Speaker 2: Doubt that radiologist does either. But fifty, do you snowboard

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Speaker 2: Wow, but well this is a nice life development then

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Speaker 2: getting into extreme sports, this kind of thing. Our mutual

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he absolutely was. And she has to get I mean,

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Speaker 3: she's supposed to get shoulder surgery, and I mean, I

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Speaker 3: ordered for her a cameo from Tony Hawk. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: but then she moved her surgery. So now I just

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Speaker 3: have this cameo from Tony Hawk that I already paid for.

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Speaker 3: He gave it to me, already said to me, and

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Speaker 3: the entire cameo is him encouraging her to keep skating.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, no, Tony, that is not what

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Speaker 2: This rapidly aging cameo from Tony Hawk. Wow. Well this

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Speaker 2: will air early September, and we'll obviously get have to

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Speaker 2: get in touch with Maddie to see if Sherea can

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Speaker 2: episode she needs to hear, Maddie, you need that surgery.

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Speaker 2: We've got to get your shoulder fixed. And I'm going

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Speaker 2: to I'm on Tony's side here, I'm going to encourage

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Speaker 2: Can we talk about that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? It was it was pricey. I was there the

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Speaker 3: accident day, the day of the accident, Okay, so I

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Speaker 2: Hibernation. Yeah, I don't know why our species never really

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Speaker 3: If I could die every year for attention, can you

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Speaker 3: My friend handed it to me.

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Speaker 2: A nice confidence. I mean, I'm glad you're at least

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Speaker 2: Hope it's a nude photo of me or something.

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Speaker 3: Also made for you. Like I'm not even joking.

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Speaker 3: I'm excited for how excited you are just about the envelope.

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Speaker 2: I would say it feels like I'm not going to

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Speaker 2: of looking at myself in the mirror. It says the

437
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:21,160
Speaker 2: face of someone who hates gifts. Fuck gifts. It has

438
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 2: the little you know, the classic no sign, you know,

439
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:27,560
Speaker 2: no smoking, no ghosts, that kind of thing, and then

440
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:34,600
Speaker 2: a little gift. Just look at it and admire myself

441
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 2: as someone who hates a gift. And the font choices

442
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,040
Speaker 2: here are as all over the map as you possibly

443
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 2: could ever imagine. There's like we start with kind of

444
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:51,439
Speaker 2: a seventies sexy font into the the someone is just

445
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 2: in that I would say, early thousand scrap scrapbooking font,

446
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 2: and then you know we've got I would say probably

447
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 2: a total of seven different fonts. This is incredible. So

448
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,880
Speaker 2: I mean, how did you think of this?

449
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 3: Okay, So my friend Corey Johnson, who is an amazing

450
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 3: like crafter, I don't even know what you call making

451
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 3: things like this. She makes tiny ears and earrings, she

452
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 3: makes like mirrors like this, and I reached out to her,

453
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 3: I'm like, make me a mirror bit and she made it.

454
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 3: She has she has this amazing store. It's called the

455
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 3: Attention Store if you want to check it on on Instagram.

456
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 3: But it was just one of those things where I

457
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 3: told her It told her kind of like a paramera

458
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,679
Speaker 3: parameters a little bit of me, and I was just like,

459
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 3: this is what I want. And then she just gave

460
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 3: this to me. And I was like, this is amazing.

461
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 3: This is the perfect give to someone like you.

462
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 2: I just said, with such malice and such, this is

463
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 2: a beautiful gift. So she has something called the Attention Store.

464
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:59,159
Speaker 3: The Attention Store, and she makes like what would you

465
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,640
Speaker 3: classify this craft?

466
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,360
Speaker 2: Right, I've never even seen I mean, I've never seen

467
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,959
Speaker 2: a custom mirror before. I don't even know how to

468
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,280
Speaker 2: categorize this. My whole home should be custom mirrors. I

469
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 2: want to become a real just someone who's staring at

470
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 2: myself in the mirror.

471
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 3: All I feel like a gift that someone can look

472
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 3: at themselves in is like, who doesn't want that? Right? Yeah,

473
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 3: exactly you you don't want that. But now that you're

474
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 3: looking at it, like every time we look at that gift,

475
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,679
Speaker 3: you're going to be like, this was a good gift

476
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,199
Speaker 3: because I can see myself and it gives me the

477
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 3: ability to look at myself.

478
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:36,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can look at myself and say, what have

479
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 2: you done with your life? Just all I mean, the

480
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 2: amount of things that come to mind when looking in

481
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 2: the mirror. It's always an exciting thing. And this one

482
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 2: really kind of only speaks to me. No one else

483
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 2: can look in my magic mirror. No, this is very

484
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 2: much a Is that the evil? What happens in snow White?

485
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,840
Speaker 2: Who's that woman? The queen? Is she the step mom?

486
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 2: Is she the mom?

487
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 3: It's just a stepmom. It's never the actual mom. They're

488
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 3: all like we all like are motherless women. I think

489
00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 3: it's her evil step mom or like going.

490
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 2: But she's also the queen.

491
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 3: She's the queen. I'm true. We're gonna get roasted by

492
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 3: like Disney queers who we're gonna be cracking.

493
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, the snow White one is really and now that

494
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 2: we're talking about it, I don't remember any of the

495
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 2: family dynamic of snow White. There's just what is happening

496
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 2: because I don't I can't even picture the father. No,

497
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 2: there's just the evil queen who looks incredible. Yeah, but

498
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:47,960
Speaker 2: her situation snow White or maybe the evil queen isn't

499
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 2: the step mom. Maybe she just hates other beautiful women.

500
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 3: She hates hot women, which is you know, like sweetie

501
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 3: not twenty twenty one.

502
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 2: No, thank you. Yeah, I think that now that we're

503
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 2: thinking about, I don't know that the evil queen is

504
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 2: even related, or at least isn't aware of any relation.

505
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 2: I think the mirror just kind of rats out snow White.

506
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:17,439
Speaker 2: We're getting our producer on Alisa's reaching out, and we're

507
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 2: getting some information. A princess by birth, snow White's mother

508
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 2: died shortly after her birth, Okay, after some time, her father,

509
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 2: the king, remarried a vain and cold hearted queen. Not

510
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 2: long after their marriage, snow White's beloved father suspiciously died,

511
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 2: leaving the young princess as an orphan and now a

512
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 2: Lisa is also saying, but also, I don't think this

513
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 2: is ever mentioned, so I have no idea where this

514
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,200
Speaker 2: is from. So it feels like maybe snow White is

515
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 2: kind of a just you get to kind of think

516
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 2: whatever you will.

517
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, the amount of trauma these girls go through. I

518
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 3: was like, he's a looking mirror. But then Belle from

519
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 3: Beuni the Beast offos a special mirror.

520
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 2: She does, what's her situation?

521
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 3: Show me the Beast and with the Beast is the

522
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 3: opportunity or like you could say, like show me whoever.

523
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 3: So I guess nowadays I would just be like looking

524
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 3: at someone social media, but she can someone whoever she

525
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 3: wants to look at in her mirror that the Beast

526
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 3: gives her. Oh, I was a girl with a toy

527
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,159
Speaker 3: one and then I took it in the bath and

528
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 3: I broke it.

529
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 2: Was it like battery powered.

530
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,160
Speaker 3: It was battery powered because then you press the button

531
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 3: and goes like did you do show me the Beast

532
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,120
Speaker 3: or like different like things from Beauty and the Beast.

533
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 2: And then would it show you things?

534
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 3: I think you like lit up underneath, like there was

535
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 3: like things that lit.

536
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 2: Up on the mirror. That sounds nice.

537
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 3: It's not as nice as that mirror.

538
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: I mean, nothing can be quite as nice as this mirror. Yeah,

539
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 2: I mean I would love a mirror that kind of

540
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 2: just allowed me to invade people's privacy and just see

541
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 2: whatever I wanted. But I'm not Belle, she's nosy. Mirrors. Yeah,

542
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 2: kind of these fairy tales kind of predicted everything. I mean,

543
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 2: let's hand it to them.

544
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 3: I mean they've handed it to us. If anything, they've

545
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 3: handed us the idea and concept of social media and

546
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 3: gazing upon.

547
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 2: Someone who's not there. Are you a big mirror person?

548
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,240
Speaker 2: Do you like, before you head out for the day,

549
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 2: look at yourself in the mirror?

550
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: Oh?

551
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got I got a mirror specifically to you know,

552
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 3: be able to give that last look before you head

553
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,440
Speaker 3: out the door, make sure you're looking all right. I mean,

554
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:32,920
Speaker 3: doesn't love a mirror.

555
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 2: It's nice to it's just reassuring.

556
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have some nice mirrors around my house. We

557
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 3: have like some tinted mirrors. We have a giant mirror,

558
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 3: Like I have a mirror that's literally like the size

559
00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 3: of a door that I got for like twenty dollars

560
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:47,479
Speaker 3: out of flea market. It was amazing, and then just

561
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 3: like some other two toned mirrors. So I do love

562
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 3: a good mirror.

563
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 2: I like a good you know, like a full body mirror.

564
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 2: I don't currently have one since we moved last year,

565
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 2: and so there's always just kind of a paranoid that

566
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 2: I haven't dressed myself correctly.

567
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 3: You use your phone? Do you ever do that that

568
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 3: person takes pictures of your outfit? Because if you don't

569
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 3: have a mirror.

570
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 2: Oh no, because I feel like the phone camera alters

571
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 2: things in such a dramatic way that it would send

572
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 2: my paranoia and discomfort even further and be like, what

573
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 2: is my body? What is my outfit? Who am I?

574
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 3: Would you ever hop in a zoom like an empty

575
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 3: zoom room to take a look at your outfit? I've

576
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 3: done bring my hair using like a photo booth on

577
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 3: an Apple computer. If I didn't have a mirror.

578
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 2: That's I guess that's not a bad idea. I mean,

579
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 2: if I ever hop into an empty zoom room to

580
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 2: check out an outfit, I think that'll be like the

581
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 2: last zoom on planet Earth. That will be the end

582
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:52,720
Speaker 2: of time. That seems like a real just things have

583
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 2: gone wrong in such a horrible way, and the day zoom.

584
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 3: Room you're in there in alone. Would you have a mirror?

585
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, after every mirror on Earth has shattered,

586
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,240
Speaker 2: everyone is dead I'm going to meet the last person

587
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 2: on Earth, and I just want to do a quick

588
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 2: outfit check. I get in an empty zoom to go

589
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: meet some person who I guess at that point it's

590
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 2: got to be someone we've kind of had the uncomfortable

591
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 2: conversation about repopulating, and it's just like, we're going to

592
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 2: do this. I better look snappy.

593
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:34,280
Speaker 3: You better like zoom you ready, Yeah, throw on the top.

594
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 2: Hat, the top hat which is slightly too small for

595
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 2: my giant head. So uh, there's just uh that's going

596
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 2: to be I don't know, the final zoom. That's a

597
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 2: scary place. That's my next movie.

598
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 3: Yourself out in a zoom room, walk out to the

599
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 3: world being over.

600
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 2: Are you zooming much these days?

601
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 3: I mean I'm I'm clearly I'm zooming here. Yeah, I'm

602
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 3: zooming still even though I don't want to. It was

603
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:18,239
Speaker 3: definitely at the beginning of quarantine, I was definitely one

604
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,560
Speaker 3: of those people who was like, just like every day

605
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 3: I would just zoom everyone.

606
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 2: Oh wow. Really Like the first few.

607
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 3: Days of quarantine, I was like, I didn't leave my

608
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 3: room for nine days except in the bathroom because my

609
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 3: even my roommates were like, aren't you gonna come outside.

610
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,840
Speaker 3: I'm like, the living room is for the weekend. I

611
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 3: wanted to save it and like for a special occasion

612
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 3: because I was like, we're gonna be in here for

613
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 3: a while, and I was just on zooms. I would

614
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 3: just be calling people on Zoom and on FaceTime. That's

615
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 3: all I did for the first few days of quarantine,

616
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 3: and then I did a bunch of like Zoom shows,

617
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 3: which made me lose my soul.

618
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 2: Of course. Yeah, but now, of course we're in the

619
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:01,680
Speaker 2: whatever is happening in the world now, and I'm like, oh,

620
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 2: Zoom is never going away.

621
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:11,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, Delta and Covid will keep Zoom in business for Yeah.

622
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 2: I am ready and available to vaccinate people. If you

623
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 2: need to be vaccinated. I let's set it up. I

624
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,240
Speaker 2: can find like, I can talk to whoever this person

625
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 2: is that Christine got X rayed by. I'm sure he's

626
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 2: got some vaccine that I can share. Let's just do it,

627
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 2: can we please? I'm my bones are aching at this point.

628
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,960
Speaker 3: A creative like the van a backspan. We could just

629
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 3: go around a different neighborhoods and put needles in people.

630
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 2: Dart guns. Get in this van vac right, I will

631
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 2: I am ready to buy a dart gun, fill it

632
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 2: with needles and just attack, right you ready?

633
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 3: Yeah? I got that aim though, so I don't know.

634
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 2: I'm yeah, we actually I have no idea if I'm

635
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,479
Speaker 2: a aim or not. Well, now I've got this mirror.

636
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 2: I wonder maybe I'll put it up by this top hat,

637
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 2: or maybe I'll use it to look at myself with

638
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 2: the tap top hat on. I don't know.

639
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,240
Speaker 3: You can smash it.

640
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 2: Oh, I will not smash the gift. I've gotten in

641
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 2: trouble with listeners before because I faked burning a few gifts.

642
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 2: They were so people were mad at me.

643
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 3: What were the gifts that you fake burned?

644
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 2: Well, for the year anniversary of this podcast, they made

645
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 2: a video of me kind of throwing what appeared to

646
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 2: be all of the gifts I had ever received into

647
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 2: a barrel and setting them on fire. And I guess

648
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 2: it was effective enough that there were people reaching out

649
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 2: and saying, you know, fuck you, you should have donated

650
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,800
Speaker 2: those gifts. This is so wasteful. You you know you

651
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 2: could have sold those you could. I'm like, do you

652
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 2: just believe that everything on TV is real?

653
00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 3: I mean, they must, they must. Maybe they're maybe they're

654
00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 3: all children who don't know what right.

655
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:04,960
Speaker 2: It was a joke. The camera stopped and we changed

656
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 2: to a different angle. There were no gifts in the

657
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 2: barrel burning. I don't destroy. I'm not a wasteful person.

658
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 3: What if you burn? But if you burn a candle,

659
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 3: that'd be fine.

660
00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that would be okay. That's its own you know,

661
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,439
Speaker 2: that's its own thing. We want to burn a candle.

662
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,359
Speaker 2: I'm not going to shatter this mirror, and that would

663
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 2: be bad luck. Do you believe in Are you superstitious?

664
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 3: I'm pretty superstitious.

665
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 2: Really about what in particular?

666
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 3: Well, I about a lot of things. I think, like

667
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 3: I wouldn't like I step on cracks now, but I

668
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 3: wouldn't want to shatter a mirror just in case. I

669
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 3: am very I do follow astrology like so much. It's

670
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 3: so annoying. I once moved to New York off of

671
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,440
Speaker 3: an astrology reading. A few people have done things like that, right, Oh.

672
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,439
Speaker 2: I have a friend who goes on vacation. She show

673
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 2: occasionally on her birthday. Her therapist is like or not

674
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 2: for therap I would love her therapist know her like

675
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 2: psychic or somebody will like tell her where to be

676
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 2: in the world on her birthday. Oh my god, she

677
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 2: went on this incredible vacation to like Iceland or something

678
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 2: because her psychic said, this is where you need to

679
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 2: be on your birthday.

680
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,919
Speaker 3: What if she gets sent to the middle of nowhere.

681
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 3: What if your therapist are not a therapist. If my

682
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 3: cake is like, go to Kansas, we got to get

683
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 3: you to Kansas, and she's just taking vacationing in the

684
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 3: middle of America flyover country for the rest of her life.

685
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 3: She's funny. It's like Bora Boren, Iceland and Australia.

686
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,160
Speaker 2: She eventually finds out her psychic is just part of

687
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 2: the Nebraska tourism board. Yeah, you've got to go back

688
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,280
Speaker 2: to Omaha.

689
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 3: If just she had travel agent too, is that what

690
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 3: she does with all her clients? That'd be smart.

691
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 2: That feels like a thing, right, I mean, I think

692
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 2: you have just thought of a very good idea travel

693
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 2: agency run entirely by the psychic community.

694
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would think I would. I would do one

695
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 3: with astrologies. It would be like all the fire signs

696
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 3: need to go to like Fire Island for the birthdays

697
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 3: or ever.

698
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 2: That's a little first thought, Christine.

699
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 3: I hate to beat it.

700
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 2: Fire signs to Iceland.

701
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 3: There we go, we go, that's writing there.

702
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 2: You're deeply into astrology. You did move to New York

703
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 2: or you almost moved to I didn't move.

704
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 3: To New York. I was only there for like three

705
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 3: months before. I hate it and I was like, I

706
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 3: gotta go back to LA. It was harder here people,

707
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:30,320
Speaker 3: and I'm Canadian, so I was just like the mean people.

708
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 3: I took it all personally. I was like, I'm not

709
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 3: for this. I need people who are polite, even if

710
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 3: it's fake. I just be like, did I piss off

711
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 3: this barista? What's going on?

712
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 2: I'm fully on board with being you know, for the

713
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 2: most part, I'm fine with everyone just being fake nice.

714
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 2: I don't like the like the like, oh, everyone's real thing.

715
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't need most people being real with me.

716
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 2: I need the majority of people I'm interacting with to

717
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 2: just be a false sense of polite. I mean, and

718
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,439
Speaker 2: I'm coming. I guess that's probably also because I'm from Utah,

719
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 2: which is kind of the Canada of the United States. Look,

720
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 2: people that i'm close to be real with me. I'm

721
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 2: happy for you to be real. But my server at

722
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,359
Speaker 2: a restaurant I don't need you to also be mean

723
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 2: to me.

724
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 3: Yeah. I wish everyone just treated you like a trader

725
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 3: Joe's employee, where they're just kind of like are they

726
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:25,640
Speaker 3: flirting with me or are they just friendly? I like that.

727
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,359
Speaker 3: I think that would make everyone's life so much better.

728
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 2: Right, just like a nice most things should just be easy.

729
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 2: I'm fine with that. Okay, So you're superstitious and you're

730
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 2: highly sensitive to people being mean to you.

731
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm superstitious. Also because my parents gambled

732
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 3: a lot, so I feel like that is all kind

733
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 3: of like luck stuff. Right.

734
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 2: Were your parents good gamblers?

735
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 3: No? Absolutely not.

736
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 2: No, No, I guess no one's a good gambler.

737
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 3: Like professional poker players like my parents might lay out

738
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 3: a lot of money. Oh yeah, that's fine.

739
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 2: Right right Yeah, professional poker players, I guess, kind of

740
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:03,800
Speaker 2: know how to make money.

741
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean I I've watched a lot of like

742
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 3: the world like poker tournaments and stuff, and they those

743
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 3: are good gamblers. But poker is the one game where

744
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 3: you can apply more than just like luck, you know

745
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 3: what I mean.

746
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 2: There's some level of skill required on and lying and

747
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 2: that kind of thing. I guess, do you gamble at all.

748
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 3: I do. Sometimes I don't as much as I would

749
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 3: like to, because like right now, like me and my

750
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 3: friend were supposed to go to the casino, but it's

751
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 3: kind of like Delta. I'm like, is it is it

752
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:40,439
Speaker 3: getting Gilco over some poker? And I wasn't. I've played

753
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:42,400
Speaker 3: in a few poker games out here in LA with

754
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 3: other comics and stuff. But I do gamble, but not crazily.

755
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 3: I don't gamble like every week. I like gambles a year. Only.

756
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
Speaker 2: Have you ever won big?

757
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 3: The biggest thing I did when was like a few

758
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,919
Speaker 3: hundred dollars. I was playing three card poker and I won,

759
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 3: and I hit like they hit like one of the

760
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 3: weird things they had where it's like you get like

761
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 3: ten times the amount of stuff or the money, and

762
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 3: so I won. That's the biggest I want was like

763
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 3: a few hundred dollars, but nothing like huge. I want

764
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 3: a bike. Well, that was playing an arcade though what

765
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 3: arcade games? As a child I spend because my parents

766
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 3: were to Vegas all the time. I would hit the arcades.

767
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 3: And I won a bike playing darts.

768
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 2: That's great, that's a big prize.

769
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 3: It is a big prize. I remember I got on

770
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 3: the first start and I paid for ten and I

771
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 3: was like, can I have my nine dollars back?

772
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 2: And they were like no, wait, So were you here

773
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 2: from Canada when you won the bike?

774
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 3: No, I was in flying my parents did to fly.

775
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 3: I was in Canada. Yeah, I was in living in

776
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 3: Canada and my flat parents would fly to Vegas like

777
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 3: every other month.

778
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,440
Speaker 2: And so how did you get the bike back to

779
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 2: Canada and.

780
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 3: Took it on the plane?

781
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 2: Wow?

782
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 3: I checked the bike.

783
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 2: That's incredible. I would love to win a bike. If

784
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 2: anyone out there has got a contest where I can

785
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 2: win a bike, put me in the raffle. I'm ready

786
00:39:59,520 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 2: to win my bike.

787
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 3: No, get that bike?

788
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 2: To win a bicycle? What a dream?

789
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 3: It was a dream. Yeah.

790
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 2: Well, look, I think it's time to play a game.

791
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 2: Speaking of all of this, I think this is a

792
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:15,240
Speaker 2: nice natural transition, and we'd like to keep things smooth.

793
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 2: We love a good segue, and this feels perfect. I mean,

794
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 2: how often do you get on that nice? I think

795
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 2: we're going to play a game called Gift Master. I

796
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 2: haven't played it on the show in a minute, and

797
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 2: it's nice to keep things fresh. So look, I need

798
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,839
Speaker 2: a number between one and ten from you seven. Okay,

799
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 2: I have to do some light calculating while I'm doing this.

800
00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,480
Speaker 2: You can promote something, you can recommend something, you can

801
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 2: do whatever you want. I don't care. I'll be right back.

802
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I would say I follow me on

803
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 3: Instagram because they have no longer no longer of a Twitter,

804
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 3: and so Instagram is my only form of social media

805
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 3: and I wish more people would follow me. Also, maybe

806
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:59,240
Speaker 3: check out Portos Bakery. Delicious.

807
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 2: Everybody go follow Christine on Instagram And uh, did you

808
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,040
Speaker 2: say Porto's Bakery?

809
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 3: Yeah?

810
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:09,399
Speaker 2: Never been there. I've always wanted to go.

811
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 3: You've never been there? You have to go. It's so cheap,

812
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,319
Speaker 3: it's so good, everything's so fresh, it's amazing. It's in

813
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 3: Bourbon Ranking Glendale. They have an in Glendale and they

814
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 3: have a few other locations.

815
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 2: Now, what are you getting there?

816
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 3: What I'm getting there is I just had. They have

817
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 3: a great sandwiches too, which but the bakery is everything's amazing,

818
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,360
Speaker 3: Like their the Chanslatetic cake is amazing. They have a

819
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 3: feta cheese sandwich that sounds weird, but it's.

820
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 2: Like really good feti cheese sandwich.

821
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:40,680
Speaker 3: Feta tomato basil, Like, Oh, it's so good, it's so fresh.

822
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 2: How have I not had this?

823
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 3: Yeah? The potato balls one of the things that they're.

824
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,760
Speaker 2: Like known for, are they Is it a Cuban bakery.

825
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:50,000
Speaker 3: It's a Cuban bakery.

826
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 2: Oh, I've got a what's wrong with me? Look, this

827
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 2: is not what we're talking about right now, but I

828
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:58,400
Speaker 2: hear a bakery, and I need to just hear a

829
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 2: few details. So we got through that. This game is

830
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 2: called Gift Master. Listener, I should mention that you can

831
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 2: buy gift Master the game, an actual at home card game.

832
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 2: You can buy it. You just go to exactly Rightmedia

833
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 2: dot com and you click on shop and then you

834
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: go on in online shoppings where you get the game,

835
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 2: You get the I said no gifts T shirt. Whatever

836
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 2: you want. It's really up to you. The freedom of

837
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 2: the internet, the thrill of shopping, do whatever you need

838
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 2: to do. And it's a very fun at home game.

839
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 2: But you don't get to play right now because I'm

840
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 2: going to play with Christine. This is going to happen

841
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 2: on the podcast while we all listen. Now, Christine, this

842
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,760
Speaker 2: is how gift Master works. I'm going to name three gifts.

843
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: Three potential gifts you could give to people, experiences, whatever.

844
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 2: I'm going to name three celebrities. You're going to tell

845
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,280
Speaker 2: me which gift you're going to give which person and why?

846
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 3: Okay, does that make sense?

847
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 2: You know? You know I start talking in my brain

848
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 2: shuts down. I don't I'm explaining things correctly. Okay, let's

849
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 2: get into this. Then, the three gifts you'll be giving today,

850
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 2: let me clear my throat. Number one, this is an

851
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 2: interesting gift. This is a controlling share in wet Seal.

852
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 2: Are you familiar with wet Seal the mall store.

853
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like kind of like surf stuff for middle

854
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 3: middle schoolers, right, or clothing.

855
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 2: It's like clothing. I feel like, I don't know that

856
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 2: I've ever even been in a wet Seal. You know,

857
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 2: it's a women's clothing store. Feels like kind of I

858
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,320
Speaker 2: don't know. I can't really speak to what wet Seal

859
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 2: has to offer, but I've typed that into my Google

860
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,759
Speaker 2: doc and that's the gift you'll be giving. I think

861
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 2: it's more like clubwear. I feel like it's like, you know,

862
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 2: clubby type clothes, but you'll now be have a controlling

863
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 2: share in the business or the person. You'll be giving

864
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 2: this too. We'll have a controlling share and wet seal. Okay,

865
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 2: we've explained. Number two, you'll be giving a lap pool.

866
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,840
Speaker 2: So that's not a full size swimming pool. That's a

867
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 2: I would love a lap pool that gift. I know,

868
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:07,839
Speaker 2: swimming is exercise, is wonderful, and a lap pool really

869
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 2: feels like an ultimate luxury to me. Now, finally, the

870
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,919
Speaker 2: third gift you will be giving is a shovel. You're

871
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 2: going to be giving a shovel, so that's just you know,

872
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,840
Speaker 2: your standard garden tool.

873
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,240
Speaker 3: You get a lap pool as a shovel though.

874
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Interesting, so you're already thinking now you're

875
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 2: going to be giving them, giving them to these people.

876
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 2: Let me find it here. Okay. Number one you'll be

877
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:38,840
Speaker 2: giving it too. Oh, an incredible writer and author Joan Didion.

878
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 2: Number two the Riddler. So the Riddler is kind of

879
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 2: you know, batman villain loves a riddle, and was you know,

880
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 2: kind of portrayed by Jim Carrey, I think. Last, and finally,

881
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 2: Trent Reznor of nine Inch Nails and more recently of

882
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 2: soundtracking movies.

883
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does a great job at soundtracking movies.

884
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 2: He's really had a second chapter soundtracking movies. Yeah, he

885
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 2: seems like a good guy. He's kind of in the

886
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 2: Tony Hawk camp to me.

887
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 3: I think so too. Okay, So I think without a doubt,

888
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 3: the shovel's going to the Riddler. He can figure out

889
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 3: what to do with it. He's been riddling people. I'm

890
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 3: gonna riddle him with a fucking shovel of the game

891
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 3: I don't want to do with it. He can figure

892
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 3: it out. But he's also a villain, so I feel

893
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 3: like here probably is more use for it. Joan Didion. Obviously,

894
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 3: I'm going to give her a controlling amount of wet seal.

895
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 3: I feel like young women are drawn to Joe Didion,

896
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 3: so I feel like she would know what to do

897
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,760
Speaker 3: with his dying brand. I'm assuming it's a dying brand

898
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 3: I've you know, I can't even think of the last

899
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 3: time I saw a wet seal. I know of them,

900
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 3: like I know I've seen them, but I don't know

901
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 3: when I saw a wet seal.

902
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 2: Was to see? Uh, that's an excellent I mean Joan

903
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 2: Didion to have Joan Didion books lining the shelves or

904
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 2: like at the cash register at a wet Seal incredible.

905
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Joan Didion themed shirts. I would go

906
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 3: back to wet Seal, you know what I mean. I

907
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 3: think that would be cool. Just like copies of like

908
00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 3: what is it? A year of magical thinking and her grief,

909
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 3: that'd be I think that'd be a good emotional exploration

910
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:31,879
Speaker 3: of those young women. She would bring people back. And

911
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 3: then the lap Pool. Tent Resner, you know, I think

912
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 3: he could put in the soundtracks in his years and

913
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,399
Speaker 3: then just do laps. He could come up with more

914
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 3: music for me. I know that he's what does he scored?

915
00:46:45,440 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think.

916
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,959
Speaker 2: Look, the Facebook movie is the one that comes to mine.

917
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 2: Social network is what calling yes?

918
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 3: And I know I've he's definitely done a few more.

919
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 3: Someone pointed it out to me and I was like,

920
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,399
Speaker 3: I love this score. They're like, look, Trent Listener.

921
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 2: And Alisa's telling me that he just did Soul the

922
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 2: Pixar movie. He's all over the place. He's movie.

923
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 3: And also, what a great gift to someone who's provided

924
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,320
Speaker 3: some great scores to us. Yea tent Resnor gets the

925
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 3: lap pool.

926
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,919
Speaker 2: I think that's great. Now let me ask you. You're saying,

927
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 2: can you listen are there waterproof earbuds that you can

928
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 2: swim in?

929
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 3: I think there are the imagine training as a swimmer

930
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 3: to nothing, oh just the splashsh bottom of a pool

931
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 3: and it's completely quiet. It doesn't got to be waterproof

932
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 3: earbuds for sure. It sounds like someone's just afraid to

933
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 3: be alone with their own thoughts. Christine, Is that what

934
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 3: I'm hearing? That's that's definitely me I feel. But also

935
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 3: I feel like if you're swimming in the lap pools soundtracks,

936
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:52,800
Speaker 3: I feel like would be perfect for that.

937
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, or you know, you throw on you know,

938
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,839
Speaker 2: nine inch Nails, greatest hits and the Riddler is going

939
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,879
Speaker 2: to be shoveling away and Joan Didion will be doing

940
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 2: whatever you can with what he.

941
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 3: Revives the brand. I think that's what will happen. I

942
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 3: think we should be on the whole. We should be

943
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 3: on a horn with her right now, figuring out how

944
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:14,800
Speaker 3: we can figure out that collab. I RL in your life.

945
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 2: I feel like Wet Didyon name it Wet Didion.

946
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 3: Wet Joan. But we have our a dunk tank.

947
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 2: I would love to dunk Joan Diddy. I've never been

948
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 2: in a I've never been in a dunk tank. That's

949
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 2: another I feel like this episode, I'm like thinking of

950
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 2: new life goals that I could get into, and I

951
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,800
Speaker 2: would love to be in a dunk tank. That seems

952
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 2: like a lot of fun to me.

953
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 3: I was asked to be like in a dunk tank

954
00:48:46,200 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 3: for something, and I forget. I think it was like scheduling.

955
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 3: I couldn't be in it.

956
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 2: You were too busy for the tank.

957
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 3: It was like. It was also like I think it

958
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 3: was like a dunk tank of like mountain dew. It's

959
00:48:56,719 --> 00:48:57,040
Speaker 3: like something.

960
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 2: It was like, oh it was.

961
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 3: It was a mixture of things, but I remember being offered.

962
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,919
Speaker 3: I was unavailable at the time, as in weird that video,

963
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:04,439
Speaker 3: I'm sure.

964
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 2: Well, if anyone out there has a dunk tank laying around,

965
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,160
Speaker 2: I'm ready to be dunked. I'm ready to win a bike.

966
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 2: I'm I'm available for almost anything at this point. Okay, Well,

967
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 2: this is the part of the podcast called I Said

968
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 2: No Emails. People write into I Said No Gifts at

969
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 2: gmail dot com. Every one of them needs help with

970
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,439
Speaker 2: something or they want to share some problem they've got,

971
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 2: and they unload on me and the guest, and then

972
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 2: we do our best to help them. Can you help

973
00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:33,800
Speaker 2: me answer some questions?

974
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 3: Oh, I would love to offer advice to stranger.

975
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:42,320
Speaker 2: Okay, let's start with this one. This is hello, guest

976
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 2: and dearest Bridger. Oh, this is interesting. They usually say

977
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 2: Bridger first, so I feel like second, second priority here,

978
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 2: which is not a great feeling. I am desperate for

979
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 2: your help. My wife and son share a birthday. I

980
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 2: do love this coincidence, but I'm panicking, and I'm sure

981
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 2: of what to do for their first and thirtieth birthdays. Okay,

982
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 2: these are both milestone birthdays and deserving of something special,

983
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 2: a joint party, a cocakee, smashing jewelry. My wife enjoys

984
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 2: cycling and being active, and my son likes to watch

985
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 2: us vacuum and play with his blocks. I have no

986
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,879
Speaker 2: idea what to do. All I know is I want

987
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 2: to do something worthy of this special day. Thanks so much, Matt. Okay,

988
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,640
Speaker 2: this is an interesting scenario. First of all, he hasn't

989
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 2: really He says, you know, thirtieth and first birthdays. We

990
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 2: don't even know who is who. Apparently they both love jewelry.

991
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 2: There's some you know, some clarity could help here. First

992
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 2: thought is one of them's got to go. Maybe it's

993
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 2: time to just either divorce or put the baby up

994
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:53,600
Speaker 2: for adoption. That solves your problem almost immediately off the island.

995
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 2: Put the baby in a basket and push it to

996
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 2: see But in the case that he's wanting to keep

997
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 2: both of these people in his life, what do you give?

998
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 2: And what's he saying? What do I do for their

999
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 2: joint birthday? That's so I guess it's not really I

1000
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 2: don't know if Matt, what do you want? Do you

1001
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,480
Speaker 2: want to give suggestion or do you want a party

1002
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 2: suggestion or do you want birth I'm not a party

1003
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 2: planning service, I know.

1004
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 3: And it's it seems like he doesn't like he mentioned

1005
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 3: the blocks and the vacuuming, like that, who's the what

1006
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 3: are you going to do with that information? I mean,

1007
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:36,240
Speaker 3: I love the idea of picturing a baby watching someone vacuum.

1008
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:41,959
Speaker 3: Maybe for both of their birthdays they got a deep,

1009
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 3: deep cleaning of their house, gets to watch someone vacuum

1010
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 3: and maybe move some blocks around, and then the wife

1011
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 3: gets like a very clean house, right right.

1012
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 2: That's great. Off of that, I'll offer the suggestion of

1013
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 2: like just really like your house go to hell, just

1014
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 2: garbage everywhere. Then you invite your closest friends and family,

1015
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 2: all these people over. They get there and they're like,

1016
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 2: something's wrong with Matt's family. Let's help them. Suddenly everyone's

1017
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 2: pitching in, they're vacuuming, they're mopping, their cleaning, the counters,

1018
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 2: the baby's going crazy. The wife who's like, why has

1019
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 2: Matt allowed our life to fall into such disarray? Suddenly

1020
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,720
Speaker 2: things don't seem so bad anymore, and it's her thirtieth

1021
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,960
Speaker 2: birthday and it seems like maybe things will turn around.

1022
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that sounds great. I think that's like

1023
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 3: the perfect solution. But also the week's leading up to

1024
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 3: just letting your house go to hell. What a joy.

1025
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 3: The baby will love that. Well, you don't go to

1026
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 3: clean off after a baby. That's the gift of the

1027
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 3: wife not having to clean up after any rights come

1028
00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 3: in and do it.

1029
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 2: I mean, if those two things don't work out, it

1030
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 2: sounds like maybe get like matching chunky necklaces, chunky jewelry

1031
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 2: for baby and mom.

1032
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,799
Speaker 3: I got it a play where you can hold your

1033
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,240
Speaker 3: ear rings like an earring holder that isn't mobile.

1034
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's great. That's really a smart thing.

1035
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like a rotating thing with little

1036
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 2: hooks that you hang off your jewelry on, and then

1037
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 2: you know, you know, you always know what your jewelry is.

1038
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 2: The baby is always reminded of the jewelry wearing parent.

1039
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:22,680
Speaker 2: I don't see anything wrong with that.

1040
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,799
Speaker 3: I mean, aside from choking Hazard's like the baby can

1041
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 3: figure that out afterwards, though right now I can't.

1042
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 2: I can't, you know, like be out here protecting babies

1043
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 2: at all times. I'm just helping my guests think of

1044
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 2: business opportunities that will eventually lead to some sort of

1045
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 2: class action lawsuit either against them or well probably against them. Christine,

1046
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:48,280
Speaker 2: I'm sorry for your future legal troubles. Let's answer another question.

1047
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 2: I'm very on top of this today and I'm proud

1048
00:53:52,560 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 2: of myself. This one says, let's see hello to Bridger

1049
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 2: and dishonorable guest. Okay, interesting, they're kind of just digging

1050
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:04,680
Speaker 2: at you. My apologies here. I am begging for guidance.

1051
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 2: My younger sister just graduated college and is moving to

1052
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 2: Spain for a year. I haven't bought her a graduation

1053
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 2: present or birthday present yet, but I want to give

1054
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 2: her something that will be meaningful when she moves. But

1055
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 2: of course it can't be too big, since she's packing light.

1056
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,879
Speaker 2: It sounds like her problem. I'm torn between shelling out

1057
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,239
Speaker 2: some money for a nice pair of shoes or a

1058
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 2: bag that she can keep forever, or just giving her

1059
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:31,320
Speaker 2: cash or a different option. So it sounds like anything.

1060
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 2: That's what I'm hearing, any ideas. She's a strict vegetarian,

1061
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 2: love survivor and is allergic to latex. I don't know

1062
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:42,440
Speaker 2: why that's okay. In parentheses, I don't know why this

1063
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 2: felt necessary to include, well, okay, we're not going to

1064
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 2: Latex is off the menu for present. Thank you, and

1065
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I called your guests dishonorable. Okay, so there's

1066
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 2: your apology. That's from Katie in North Carolina. Katie's sister

1067
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,960
Speaker 2: cannot have anything with latex, so just you know, throw

1068
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 2: all those ideas out the window. There's a bag on

1069
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 2: the table, there's money, there's shoes, and then there's also,

1070
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 2: as mentioned, a different option, which means anything.

1071
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 3: I'm an often I like to give, and it's just

1072
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 3: like you give someone like a coffee mug with your

1073
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,759
Speaker 3: face on it so that they don't forget you. In

1074
00:55:22,560 --> 00:55:24,800
Speaker 3: your sister's moving away, she's afraid it's a gift that

1075
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,439
Speaker 3: every time she sees the mug she'll think of her sister.

1076
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 2: Just that's a that's a nice little You love a

1077
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 2: custom gift? I love I love custom gifts. Yes, absolutely,

1078
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 2: Christina has an excellent custom gift option. Put your face

1079
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 2: on it and uh send her off to Spain? Is

1080
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 2: that where you said you were she was going? She's

1081
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Speaker 2: going to Spain for a year. I will also say

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00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:50,879
Speaker 2: Christina earlier on the podcast said that she was able

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00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:54,240
Speaker 2: to get a bike on a plane with relative ease.

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Speaker 3: In a box.

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Speaker 2: Right in a box. I feel like that's not a

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00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,480
Speaker 2: bad idea. This person's going to Spain for a full year.

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Speaker 2: Spain feels like a place you would love to be

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00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 2: on a bike. Maybe it's time to rethink your stupid

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Speaker 2: ideas for shoes or a bag. We don't want that,

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00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:16,319
Speaker 2: We want a bike. We want a mug. Katie. I'm

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00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 2: sorry that I said your ideas were stupid. That was,

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Speaker 2: you know, there was just I was lashing out against

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00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 2: something and maybe it was you calling Christine dishonorable and

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00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 2: that was just kind of boiling over for me. And

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00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:33,399
Speaker 2: I apologize. But you do have your answers. Bike and mug.

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00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:36,319
Speaker 2: Maybe you could get your face on the bike as well.

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00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's a possibility.

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Speaker 3: And you have a spot where you can put the

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Speaker 3: mug on the bike.

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Speaker 2: Oh, very nice. Everyone loves like a piping hot hot

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00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 2: cup of coffee while riding a bike. Best wishes to you, Katie,

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Speaker 2: and happy birthday and congratulations to sister Latex Free. We've

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00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:04,400
Speaker 2: answered these questions, Christine in the I mean it almost

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00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 2: felt like we had rehearsed. I mean it felt like

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00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,839
Speaker 2: we had done months of planning and have just now

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00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:13,680
Speaker 2: kind of stepped on stage and accomplished in this in

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Speaker 2: the best way possible.

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Speaker 3: We're naturals.

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Speaker 2: We're naturals.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's we're naturals. I'm giving advice about gifts.

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00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 2: I think I'm looking at myself in this mirror you

1112
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Speaker 2: had in me, and I'm saying, good for you, good

1113
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 2: for both of us, Christine, Thank you so much for

1114
00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 2: being here. I had a wonderful time, and now I

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00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 2: have this gift that's just going to be. I can

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00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 2: see if there's anything in my teeth, and then remember

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00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 2: who I.

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00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,840
Speaker 3: Am mm hmmm, someone who hates gifts.

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Speaker 2: Someone who hates gifts but loves a glance in the mirror,

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Speaker 2: m something we can strive for. We can all strive

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Speaker 2: for it. Well, thank you for being here, and listener,

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00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 2: thank you for being here, Thank you for you know,

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Speaker 2: listening to the full podcast. If you had cut out halfway,

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Speaker 2: who knows you would have lived with the mystery of

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00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 2: what the last half of the podcast was, and then

1126
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 2: that would have haunted you to the grave. And no

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00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:10,480
Speaker 2: one wants to be haunted. So the podcast is now

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00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 2: over and you can move on with your day and

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Speaker 2: hopefully you'll be back next week and the week after

1130
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 2: and we'll grow old together. We'll learn well, you'll learn

1131
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 2: more about me, I'll learn about the same about you.

1132
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 2: And that's how a podcast works. It's not really a

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Speaker 2: two way straight I'm sorry, goodbye. I said No Gifts

1134
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 2: is an exactly right production. It's produced and engineered by

1135
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 2: our dear friend Annalise Nelson and the theme song is

1136
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 2: by miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show

1137
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 2: on Instagram at I said No Gifts. That's where you're

1138
00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 2: going to see pictures of all these wonderful gifts I'm getting.

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00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 2: You have to see the gifts. Listen and subscribe on

1140
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:03,960
Speaker 2: app podcast, Stitcher, or wherever you found me, and why

1141
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 2: not leave a review while you're there. It's really the

1142
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 2: least you could do considering everything I do for you.

1143
00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:13,600
Speaker 2: And if you're interested in advertising on the show, go

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Speaker 2: to mideral dot com slash ads.

1145
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: And I invited you here. Gonna man myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 1: When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come

1147
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 1: to me empty and a sertain no guest your presences

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00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: presents enough. I already too much stuff, So how do

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Speaker 1: you dare to surbey me?