1 00:00:01,639 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: Normally at this time we'll do second date updates, closure calls, 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:12,240 Speaker 1: textual healings, but today we're doing none of those. Instead, 3 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 1: there's a big surprise waiting for someone in this room. 4 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:23,440 Speaker 1: They have no idea it's coming show, and you know 5 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 1: it's big because we're actually putting it right in the 6 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: middle of our show, slotting it in at the end 7 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,440 Speaker 1: after one of Brook's potato endorsements. You're gonna find out 8 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:41,160 Speaker 1: who gets the big surprise. No spoilers, it's coming up 9 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:46,239 Speaker 1: right after this. Welcome back to Brook Breaks You Up. 10 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Joe. 11 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 2: Somebody wanted this back. 12 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 1: Everybody wants are you kid? It's one of the highest 13 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:57,800 Speaker 1: rated segments we've done all year on How are we 14 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: not going to do a sequel for it? 15 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,520 Speaker 3: I've been dumped and dumped people so many times in 16 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:03,920 Speaker 3: my life. 17 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:05,480 Speaker 1: Do I have to keep doing That's what makes you 18 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:05,959 Speaker 1: an expert. 19 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 2: That's what I got married so I didn't have to 20 00:01:07,959 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 2: do it anymore. 21 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 1: This time we're switching it up because it's Brooke Breaks 22 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: You Up. Holiday Edition For our listeners who may not 23 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 1: be familiar with the segment breaking up with Someone's not 24 00:01:21,560 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 1: an easy thing to do, especially during Christmas. It's awkward, 25 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:31,119 Speaker 1: it's messy, but sometimes it is absolutely necessary. So why 26 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,680 Speaker 1: do it yourself when you can have Brooke do it? 27 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 1: For years of casual promiscuity have made her an expert 28 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 1: on telling people, yeah, it's not really working out. You 29 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,240 Speaker 1: got what you wanted and now you should probably move 30 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: on and get yourself tested. 31 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,080 Speaker 3: It's an important conversation, So I don't waste your time. 32 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 3: Don't waste your pretty Brook. 33 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,720 Speaker 1: This is a little bit of a surprise to you, 34 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: but we did get an email from a listener. I 35 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: printed it out and I want you to be the 36 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 1: one who reads it. 37 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, got it it to me. 38 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 1: This is a listener of ours who needs your help. 39 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 2: Okay, I'll read the letter, jeff that's. 40 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 3: The spirit, Brook says, Hi Brick and Jeffrey. 41 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 2: My name is Risha. I heard a segment you did. 42 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 3: Called Brooke breaks you up, and I really need your 43 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:17,560 Speaker 3: help to ditch. 44 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 2: My boyfriend Shane before Christmas. I mean, you don't want 45 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 2: to waste your money on a gift. 46 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 3: Okay, background my family officially does not like him. 47 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:32,640 Speaker 2: Oh well, this is going to be easier. That's easy. 48 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 2: That helps. 49 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, he came over last year and had way too 50 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 3: much eggnog, insulted. 51 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 2: My parents Christmas Tree called it dollar store. She ended 52 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:49,200 Speaker 2: up wold with it and then fell on top of it. 53 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 1: It sounds like one of your exes, Brooke. 54 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 3: This is not the first time he's done dumb stuff. 55 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 3: Dumb stuff is capitalized this letter. Okay, he's a good guy, 56 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 3: but it's time for him to finally grow up and 57 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,560 Speaker 3: for me to move on to somebody else. I tend 58 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 3: to shy away from tough conversations. That's why I really 59 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,120 Speaker 3: need you to do the dirty work and break up 60 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:12,960 Speaker 3: with him for me. 61 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:16,399 Speaker 1: Oh so, the reason is he's dumb and does dumb stuff. 62 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,119 Speaker 2: That's not I mean, your entire family. 63 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 3: Get it that. 64 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: You're gonna say, Brooke. 65 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 2: The letter ends you're the best Brooke. 66 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,640 Speaker 1: Brooke, there is a woman in need during the holidays. 67 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: You're not gonna be a scrooge and throw her out 68 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 1: into the snow, are you. 69 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 3: Ah? 70 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 2: The problem with dumb boys is they don't get it. 71 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 2: That is the issue. It's better than a nice, innocent guy. 72 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: I know. Well, we don't have a lot of time. 73 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,960 Speaker 1: We do have her boyfriend Shane already on the line 74 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 1: right now. He is jeff He's not heard any of this, 75 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 1: so we gotta get right to the call. Let's punch up, Shane, 76 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: and we have to do it, Brook and we're gonna 77 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 1: let you do your things. We told him that it 78 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: was a radio station contest thing. We had to get 79 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:04,480 Speaker 1: in all time for him to dance one. So here 80 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: we go, let's do it. Let's punch him up it 81 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 1: Shaney there, Hello, Hey, Shane, you're on Brook and Jeffrey 82 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:12,120 Speaker 1: in the morning. 83 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god, am I actually on air? 84 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,240 Speaker 4: This is crazy? 85 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,839 Speaker 1: And one member of the show has been dying to 86 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 1: talk to you. 87 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:26,040 Speaker 3: Oh no, yeah, yeah, Shane, it's Brook. 88 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 89 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 1: I listened to your podcast all the time. I'm so sorry. 90 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,160 Speaker 5: I'm so sorry that it's so embarrassing, but you are 91 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,839 Speaker 5: my favorite person on the show. 92 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 2: God, that's interesting, Shane. 93 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 5: I got listen. 94 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,839 Speaker 1: I got all my friends listening to you, guys. I 95 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:45,920 Speaker 1: got my girlfriend listening to you guys. 96 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,040 Speaker 2: You know, Shane, that's why we're calling. 97 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 3: I don't mean to interrupt you, but we're calling because 98 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 3: your girlfriend contacted us. 99 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,279 Speaker 1: Wait a minute, is this trivia? 100 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:55,839 Speaker 4: Am I? 101 00:04:55,839 --> 00:04:58,400 Speaker 1: I bet I could beat you at trivia. B set 102 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,400 Speaker 1: you up. We're not doing the trip. Be a game 103 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: with book right now. This is something else. 104 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 2: Ah, this is a little word serious. You could turn 105 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 2: it into trivia. Okay, gotta just get. 106 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 3: Do it real quick, Shane, I don't know how to 107 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 3: tell you this buddy. You see him like such a 108 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 3: nice guy, You see him like you have great energy, 109 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 3: and I love to hear that you have such a 110 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:21,239 Speaker 3: good friend group. 111 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 2: That is going to be crucial right now. 112 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:27,480 Speaker 4: Okay, okay, what's happening. 113 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:32,080 Speaker 3: Okay, here's the thing Shane Reicha wrote us, and we 114 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 3: do this terrible segment. It's called Brooke breaks you up. 115 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,680 Speaker 3: And I'm Brooke and that's what I'm calling to do 116 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 3: because wait, wrote in and she said she didn't know 117 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 3: how to tell you because she didn't want to hurt you. 118 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 2: Obviously this is going to hurt you. There's no way 119 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:51,839 Speaker 2: around that. But it's just your guys' relationship has run 120 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 2: its course. 121 00:05:53,440 --> 00:06:01,000 Speaker 1: Wait a second, is a phone tap? I didn't say. 122 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 1: I mean he knows the show. You can't blame him 123 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 1: for that. 124 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,480 Speaker 3: Listen, Shane, she told us all about the Christmas tree 125 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 3: and you getting too drunk at Christmas last year, and 126 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,440 Speaker 3: I mean, I'm gonna be honest, like her family not 127 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:13,280 Speaker 3: a huge fan. 128 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:15,279 Speaker 1: Wait, this isn't a joke. 129 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 2: No, it's not a joke, Buddy. I'm sorry. 130 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,160 Speaker 5: So you're really doing this, Brook, You're breaking up with 131 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:21,840 Speaker 5: me for her. 132 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 3: I think that she just thought it would be easier 133 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 3: for you if it came from somebody you trusted and loved. 134 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:29,599 Speaker 1: You don't love me. 135 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,479 Speaker 2: I don't mean that like I love love you. I 136 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,279 Speaker 2: mean like like you're a fan of the show. 137 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 1: This isn't going well, Shane. 138 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,200 Speaker 2: Breakups never go well, Jeff. It always ends bad. 139 00:06:40,240 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 3: It sucks for one person, and unfortunately that person is Shane. 140 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 3: And listen, Shane, you live it up through the holidays. 141 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 3: You drink as much eggnog as you want, and you 142 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 3: go ahead and talk about their stupid family, dollar store, 143 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:53,000 Speaker 3: cheic tree that they have. 144 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,960 Speaker 2: You don't want to be part of that family anyway. 145 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 5: Okay, Well that great idea, Brooke. 146 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: You know what I'll do. 147 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:59,839 Speaker 5: I'll do a drinking game where I take a shot 148 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:02,400 Speaker 5: of time you call me, buddy, I. 149 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 3: Didn't know you because alienated. 150 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:10,240 Speaker 1: Not one but two of our listeners will doing one 151 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 1: a favor. Wow, Shane, why too? You just crept on 152 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:15,640 Speaker 1: Risha and her whole family. 153 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 3: I just say, Risha understands, like, if you're gonna get 154 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 3: over a breakup, yeah, there's anger. 155 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:25,600 Speaker 1: Let's stop trying to justify our past behavior. Shane, I 156 00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 1: am sorry that Brooke did this to you during the 157 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,480 Speaker 1: holiday season. And I know this is probably weird to ask, 158 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 1: but hopefully Brook's still your favorite on the show. 159 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,080 Speaker 2: Don't ask that answer that shamee. 160 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 5: If she was, it was only because the other two 161 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 5: are solo on the totem pole that she still somehow 162 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:43,840 Speaker 5: maintains a lead. 163 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:48,160 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, alexis Yeah, I feel that energy. I'm sorry, man, 164 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,600 Speaker 1: try and have a good holidays. We do feel really bad. 165 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,880 Speaker 1: We got to hang up though, Okay, I'm. 166 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,200 Speaker 2: Just gonna hang up, Like, just tell him something nice. 167 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 1: Okay, you can move in with Brook and her family 168 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,600 Speaker 1: for the holidays, Shane. 169 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,160 Speaker 2: You're gonna be fine. Okay, you don't need Risha can 170 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,640 Speaker 2: give you a key chain, maybe. 171 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 1: Radio station swag. We will send them your way. But 172 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:08,760 Speaker 1: what you guys, Okay, I was mostly directed towards Brook. 173 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 1: I feel like that was definitely a tough one. 174 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 2: Well deserved. 175 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,520 Speaker 1: But are they ever gonna be good that's kind of 176 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:14,760 Speaker 1: your job to make it good. 177 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 2: It's not gonna happen. 178 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,920 Speaker 1: To break up with them too, thank you. 179 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 2: Okay, yah, yeah, thousand. 180 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,960 Speaker 1: There is tough, but it is the holiday season. So 181 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:32,040 Speaker 1: Brooke breaks you up for the holidays, and Brook also 182 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,520 Speaker 1: gets you back together. That's why I have a surprise 183 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,760 Speaker 1: for her coming up next. Two people are on the line. 184 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:40,720 Speaker 1: One wants to get back together with the other. 185 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:44,240 Speaker 2: No, Brook is going that's a good idea either. 186 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:48,080 Speaker 1: What's happening, Brook is gonna get you back together for 187 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:53,280 Speaker 1: the holidays. Coming up right after this, it's Brook and 188 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,640 Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. And if you were just listening 189 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:58,920 Speaker 1: a couple of minutes ago, you heard Brooke breaks you 190 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:03,480 Speaker 1: up before Chris Smiths and you're not gonna believe this Brook. 191 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:07,800 Speaker 1: But people on the text board weren't one hundred percent thrilled. 192 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:11,360 Speaker 2: Oh shocking. Guess what, people who aren't happy. 193 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 3: I'm not either. 194 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: Oh it's not very nice to yell back at the 195 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:16,720 Speaker 1: people who aren't happy. They're just giving us feedback on 196 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 1: the show. One person even said, I need to tell 197 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,240 Speaker 1: my therapist about what Brooke just did because that traumatized 198 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 1: me forever. And that's from your son Adler. But it's 199 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,319 Speaker 1: good that he already has a therapist. 200 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,960 Speaker 2: So well we started me on. 201 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:36,600 Speaker 1: The thing is, we may have a chance for redemption 202 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,840 Speaker 1: for you, Brook because now you have the opportunity to 203 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:46,160 Speaker 1: bring two x's back together for the haliday. You do 204 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,880 Speaker 1: not want to go over to today, and that's. 205 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,800 Speaker 3: Not because the thing is is if I failed this, 206 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,880 Speaker 3: then I'm an even bigger jerky. Wait, we have two 207 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:56,520 Speaker 3: axes that already want to get back together, or we 208 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,440 Speaker 3: have one ax who wants to get back together. 209 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:01,800 Speaker 1: One guy wants you to help her get back together. 210 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,439 Speaker 1: Guy Jay is hoping that you can work some magic today. 211 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,360 Speaker 1: He emailed the show looking for Brooks help. Let's punch 212 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,280 Speaker 1: him up. Hey Jay, welcome to Brooke gets you back 213 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 1: together for the holidays? 214 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:14,400 Speaker 5: Hey, how are you doing? 215 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 2: We don't have a lot of time here. 216 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,280 Speaker 3: I need a quick I mean honestly, I need a 217 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:23,599 Speaker 3: quick rundown of give me three highlights of the relationship 218 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 3: and why it ended. 219 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:26,320 Speaker 5: Wow. 220 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,880 Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, let's start with her name so Brooke 221 00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,480 Speaker 1: can write it down and not forget it like she 222 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:31,160 Speaker 1: did with the one. 223 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,360 Speaker 2: The important back. I would really blow it if I called. 224 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:36,199 Speaker 1: Her, what's your ex's. 225 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 5: Name Jenna, Jenna. 226 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,079 Speaker 1: Okay, write it down, Brook, Okay. How long were you 227 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:40,920 Speaker 1: and Jenna together? 228 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:42,199 Speaker 5: Three years? 229 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:43,000 Speaker 2: Okay? 230 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,800 Speaker 3: In those three years, what did you love about Jenna 231 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:46,760 Speaker 3: and your relationship? 232 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,800 Speaker 5: I love that she was a book reader, so she 233 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:51,920 Speaker 5: was very knowledgeable. 234 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 1: Okay, she could read. 235 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:56,880 Speaker 2: So what did you love about your relationship together? 236 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,880 Speaker 1: She had a lot to talk about interest, chatty, Kathy, 237 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:03,600 Speaker 1: go ahead, and. 238 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:08,200 Speaker 5: Then she was supportive, honestly did everything for him. 239 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,559 Speaker 3: Sweet. This is also sweet. 240 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,600 Speaker 2: Actually, I want you guys to be back together. Why 241 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,320 Speaker 2: did it end? This is what I want to know. 242 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:20,560 Speaker 5: Listen, I got really into watching European soccer, and since 243 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:22,400 Speaker 5: they play in Europe, I'd be going to bars like 244 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,520 Speaker 5: at like five in the morning to watch a match 245 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,280 Speaker 5: to drink, and it just wasn't healthy. 246 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,360 Speaker 1: She wasn't coming with you to the bars at five 247 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:32,520 Speaker 1: am to support you and your those games. 248 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,560 Speaker 2: I'm having a hard time believing. 249 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,760 Speaker 3: That she dumped you because you liked European soccer too much. 250 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,959 Speaker 5: I didn't. I guess I didn't pay enough attention to her, 251 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,080 Speaker 5: and so she broke up with me eight months ago. 252 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,560 Speaker 2: Listen to that maturity though, in the realization. 253 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:50,120 Speaker 1: What's changed in the last eight months from then until now. 254 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,480 Speaker 5: Well, you know, I got back into the gym. I'm 255 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,640 Speaker 5: even doing a book club because I know she loves books. 256 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,440 Speaker 2: Oh wow, is so cute. Does this have to do 257 00:11:58,440 --> 00:11:59,839 Speaker 2: with the soccer season ending. 258 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:01,960 Speaker 1: Or because we don't. 259 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:06,920 Speaker 5: Honestly, I'm not a huge reader. But it's me showing 260 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,520 Speaker 5: her that I want to talk to her more about 261 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,560 Speaker 5: stuff and I want to do things that she likes. 262 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,960 Speaker 2: Okay, and better yourself. I love this. 263 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,880 Speaker 5: Yeah. I even changed my name. It used to be Kenny, 264 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:18,520 Speaker 5: but yeah. 265 00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:21,640 Speaker 2: The name are you? Are you named Kenneth? 266 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:21,960 Speaker 3: Now? 267 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:30,160 Speaker 1: His name is Jay. Remember I wrote his name is 268 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:31,560 Speaker 1: j you know, but. 269 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:36,160 Speaker 5: But I changes to Ja like Gatsby. You're that's one 270 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:41,360 Speaker 5: of her favorite books, The Great Gatsby, And he changed 271 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,920 Speaker 5: his name to Jay in the book as well, to 272 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,600 Speaker 5: create a new, like a better identity for himself. And 273 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 5: that's what I want to do, you know, for love. 274 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:48,400 Speaker 2: Okay? 275 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:53,640 Speaker 5: Okay, did she She doesn't know that I changed my name. 276 00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,680 Speaker 2: Yet, So Kenny is important here, Brooks. 277 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,760 Speaker 1: You're going to be the one to tell her for 278 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,240 Speaker 1: the first Okay, his. 279 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:00,640 Speaker 3: Name for her? 280 00:13:00,960 --> 00:13:01,160 Speaker 4: Yeah? 281 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,920 Speaker 1: Please a lot? Yeah? Wow. 282 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,199 Speaker 5: If you can't be convinced to give me another chance, 283 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:10,040 Speaker 5: especially for the holidays, because it's been three years since 284 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,240 Speaker 5: I spent one single and not having her. 285 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 3: Oh, because you broke up eight months ago. So this 286 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:16,040 Speaker 3: is your first holiday by yourself. 287 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 1: Okay, got it. So we're running out of time. We 288 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:20,960 Speaker 1: do already have Jenna on the phone right now. 289 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:21,559 Speaker 2: Okay. 290 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,640 Speaker 1: She's been waiting again to talk to us. She just 291 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,319 Speaker 1: doesn't know why she's on the phone yet. She has 292 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,560 Speaker 1: not been hearing any of this. So we're gonna punch 293 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,439 Speaker 1: her up and let you talk to her. Okay, I'm ready, 294 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:33,560 Speaker 1: all right, Ja Jay, we're gonna patch you down and 295 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,760 Speaker 1: we're gonna punch up Jenna. Here we go, Brooke, go ahead, 296 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 1: talk to her. 297 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:41,959 Speaker 2: Hi, Jenna, it's Brooke from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Hi, 298 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:46,520 Speaker 2: how are you so good? Welcome to the show. I 299 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,959 Speaker 2: think we have fantastic news for you. 300 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,080 Speaker 4: Oh okay, great, that's a big promise. 301 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,920 Speaker 2: Okay, do you think that? Because like, okay, so we've 302 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:59,079 Speaker 2: heard your single. Is that true? Yes? 303 00:13:59,280 --> 00:13:59,920 Speaker 4: That is true? 304 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:00,600 Speaker 2: Okay. 305 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:03,680 Speaker 3: And the person we heard that from is someone who 306 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:07,120 Speaker 3: definitely does not want you to be single, someone who 307 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 3: is very interested in you. Okay, and I know you 308 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,000 Speaker 3: have never met before, but they said that you're super smart, 309 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:18,480 Speaker 3: you're really interesting, you have so much to talk about 310 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:20,120 Speaker 3: and add to a relationship. 311 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,480 Speaker 2: They just can't stop thinking of you. 312 00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:24,160 Speaker 1: Not in a creepy way, no, in a. 313 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,520 Speaker 3: Positive way, in like the cutest way ever, because you 314 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,600 Speaker 3: actually know this person. 315 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:32,160 Speaker 4: Is this one of my coworkers? Because oh my gosh, 316 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,400 Speaker 4: I'm thinking about it's a really cute one. 317 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:38,280 Speaker 3: Oh no, No, better better than your coworker, because it's 318 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,000 Speaker 3: someone that you have. 319 00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,040 Speaker 2: Loved in your life. 320 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:47,040 Speaker 3: Oh wow. And they realize that maybe in your relationship 321 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:49,320 Speaker 3: that you had with them before, they didn't pay enough 322 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:51,720 Speaker 3: attention to you, and they're really regretful of that. 323 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,440 Speaker 4: Wait, is this Kenny, Well. 324 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,720 Speaker 2: Technically it used to be Kenny. 325 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 1: Keny dead. 326 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:07,720 Speaker 3: Listen, listen, Kenny has a chance his personality. Yes, I'm 327 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:10,680 Speaker 3: literally saying that, because he is doing everything in his 328 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,160 Speaker 3: power to show you and himself that he is a new, 329 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 3: improved person. Even he's gone so far as to change 330 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:21,960 Speaker 3: his name. So Kenny Kenny is now J and J 331 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,200 Speaker 3: is awesome. 332 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:27,800 Speaker 4: I am so confused. Why would he do that. 333 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,320 Speaker 2: He's a thoughtful guy. 334 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,440 Speaker 3: I mean, he's gone so far as to Not only 335 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,320 Speaker 3: did he start a book club, but he remembered that 336 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:35,800 Speaker 3: your favorite. 337 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,680 Speaker 2: Book, or one of your favorite books, was The Great Gatsby. 338 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,240 Speaker 2: So that's why he chose the name Jay. 339 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:43,520 Speaker 3: Because that is a character who transforms in that book. 340 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 4: What is happening? Are you serious? 341 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,840 Speaker 3: Yes, he likes you. He just wants to try it 342 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:49,560 Speaker 3: one more time. 343 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,200 Speaker 1: Can you say that higher, pitch Brook? 344 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,200 Speaker 2: No, Kenny can though, j J tell. 345 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,560 Speaker 5: Her, Yeah, I want you back a little. 346 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,320 Speaker 2: More romantic than that. 347 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 5: Yeah, honey, honey, this this is you know, I can't 348 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:07,640 Speaker 5: do another Christmas about you. I just you know, anas 349 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,280 Speaker 5: of my life and you know I've made all these 350 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,320 Speaker 5: changes and I'll do anything for you. 351 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,640 Speaker 1: He totally didn't read that out of a book, by 352 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,120 Speaker 1: the way, that was from he did. 353 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,720 Speaker 4: Romantic. I don't even know what to say right now. 354 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,480 Speaker 1: Listen. I know this is probably really overwhelming, Jenna. We 355 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 1: kind of blindsided you with this with your ex boyfriend. 356 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:29,880 Speaker 2: But no, I wantn't answer, Jess. 357 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,360 Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm getting to is the name of 358 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:36,520 Speaker 1: this segment is Brooke gets you back together for Christmas. 359 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,080 Speaker 1: So we're hoping that you are going to be open 360 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 1: to getting back with your new and improved ex. Jay, 361 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,560 Speaker 1: what do you think, Jenna, are you willing to give 362 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:47,200 Speaker 1: your ex another shot? 363 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:47,920 Speaker 3: Well? 364 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:53,360 Speaker 4: I mean, he sounds like he's making really good choices 365 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,560 Speaker 4: and that was the reason we broke up, was that 366 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:59,080 Speaker 4: he wasn't so the love never died. 367 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,080 Speaker 1: Something they say a lot of it is timing, So 368 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,560 Speaker 1: maybe this is the time, dude, He's. 369 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,400 Speaker 3: Ready, He's ready Christmas? 370 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:14,960 Speaker 4: Is I think I am? I'm willing to try. 371 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,480 Speaker 1: Well, Congratulations, it sounds like you two is so cute. 372 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:20,840 Speaker 1: You're gonna at least meet and see how it feels, 373 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,119 Speaker 1: and if it works out, then one hundred percent of 374 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,320 Speaker 1: the credit goes to Brook. 375 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,840 Speaker 2: Thank you. Jeffrey. 376 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, jeff refuse and never call you back so we 377 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,960 Speaker 1: never know. Oh my god, how does that sound? 378 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:32,240 Speaker 4: It sounds great? 379 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:34,760 Speaker 3: Oh my god, you too are so cute that I 380 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:37,480 Speaker 3: guarantee there's thousands of listeners texting their X right now, 381 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,080 Speaker 3: which is not always a good idea. 382 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,120 Speaker 5: Hey, would you mind call me by my new name? 383 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,400 Speaker 5: Like I just I would love to hear it? 384 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:49,159 Speaker 2: Jay, Okay, I love that. 385 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,040 Speaker 1: Okay, we better hang up with on. 386 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:56,320 Speaker 3: The phone before we have more vowels 387 00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:01,359 Speaker 2: And Jeffrey in the morning,